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Well, we're moving on up, moving on up,
to the east side, moving on up, to the
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deep...
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list jenny left with me for taking care
of the baby you know do's and don'ts and
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has to even if she doesn't want to let
me see bed at 8 30
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vitamin in her applesauce liver twice a
week yeah no wonder kids
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nowadays want to grow up fast and no
talking to strangers no skipping of
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baths and no poker with grandpa until
she practices her piano Oh, so that's
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y 'all rented that thing.
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Hey, Jessica, come here.
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Sit down and play a little R &B for
Auntie Florence.
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That's a B.
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I haven't learned where the R is yet.
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Oh, Miss Jefferson, would you get that?
I'm busy.
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Doing what?
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Well, Jessica and I are going in the
kitchen and play scrub the sink.
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Oh, you just love this, honey.
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You'll get to wear rubber gloves and
everything.
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Someday I'm going to teach you how to
play answer the door.
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Oh, Mrs. Van Morris, please come in. How
nice to see you. I'm sure it is.
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Louise, meet my grandson, Van Van
Morris.
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I'm pleased to make you acquainted.
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Why, thank you.
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I'm not really, but...
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be gross to say otherwise.
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He's got your mouth.
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Nespa! Louise, let me tell you why I'm
here. I want to congratulate you on the
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fabulous success of the Help Center
fundraiser.
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Well, you contributed half the money.
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Oh, well, perhaps you should
congratulate me.
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Well, congratulations, Mrs. Van Mars.
You're too kind.
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And on that very subject, do you
remember I promised to take you to lunch
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celebrate? Uh, that was over six months
ago.
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Well, I won't be able to make it.
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Oh.
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Darn.
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I am up to my ears preparing for the
musical event of the decade.
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I don't suppose you know anything about
music?
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Oh, well, I've heard it once or twice on
the elevator.
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Well, then, you must come.
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A recital is being given by my precious
van and some lesser prodigies. You will
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be my special guest.
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Oh, gee.
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That almost makes up for the lunch.
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Oh, here comes my granddaughter,
Jessica.
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She's quite a musician herself.
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What does she play, the washtub?
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Take off your gloves, dear.
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She's an adorable child.
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Does she talk yet?
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Careful, dear, you'll develop muscle.
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Van, Van, why don't you show little
Jessica what real music sounds like?
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something.
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On an upright?
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is in the shop.
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All kidding aside, Louise, why is the
instrument in your home?
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I told you, Jessica plays.
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And quite beautifully, too.
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Oh, as a matter of fact, Mrs. Van Mars,
about this piano recital you were
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talking about, is it open to all
children?
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Is she thinking what I think she's
thinking?
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Louise, the competition is only for
specially gifted children.
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I understand that. How can I enroll
Jessica?
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Louise, spare the child the indignity.
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Well, you sound as though you're afraid
she would show up little then.
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No, no, no.
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I don't see little Jessica in the
recital.
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Well, you will.
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Grandmother, we better be going now. I
feel I must shower.
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Out of the mouths of...
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Louise, I do hope you come to your
senses and see the error of your
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because if you don't, Van will have your
granddaughter for lunch.
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We'll show those Van Morrises we are
every bit as good as they are.
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Yeah. And I know you are talented.
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Yeah. Can you play me a nice tune?
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What are you doing home in the middle of
the day?
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Well, with being a loving husband and a
dedicated grandfather, I decided to
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break the second heart. Oh, Jack!
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Don't you dare!
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Yeah, you're right. It's winning.
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Grandpa, do you hate my piano?
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Of course not, sweetheart.
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I just thought maybe we'd have more fun
playing baseball in the park.
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Music.
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We heard the noise. I mean, the piano
playing stopped.
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Jessica, are you all right? Yeah.
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Hi, Grandma.
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Hi, darling.
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Hi, Grandpa.
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Well,
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she's fine.
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She was just getting back to her
practicing.
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Oh, don't start on our account.
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We wouldn't want her to peep too early.
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Oh, then you've noticed that she's
gotten a lot better.
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Better?
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Well, Tom's the musician in the family.
Tom?
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Uh, uh, why, uh, her posture is
incredible.
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Yes, I love the way she sits. So erect.
Oh, just like a concert pianist.
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So poised. So ready to play.
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But not actually play.
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Come on, you two.
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Now listen to our new song.
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New, that's the same song she's been
playing all week.
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At least it's a different wrong note.
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Hello, Mrs. Jefferson.
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From whence emanates that sweet sound?
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Me. Oh, these tiny fingers, these
delicate rosebuds.
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Rest them, honey.
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Tell you what, let's go into the...
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Kitchen, and you get yourself a nice
cold soda pop.
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Well, I love soda.
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Allow me.
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Now drink it in the kitchen so we don't
spill on this lovely instrument.
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Thanks. So poised, so talented, so
lovely. Okay, folks, let's talk turkey.
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whole building wants her fingers busted.
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I've been authorized by the tenants in
this building to offer you $150 to make
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her cease and desist.
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I can't believe what you're saying.
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How can anybody be that cruel?
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All right, $200.
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Oh, this is outrageous.
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$250.
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George, say something.
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$275.
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can't believe that you've taken a
collection to stop our baby's piano
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Get real, Mrs. Willis. You kicked in ten
bucks.
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Why, Helen.
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Oh, and Mr. Willis, your check cleared
just fine.
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But you promised.
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You know,
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I can't believe you've stooped so low.
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So in order to save you all any more
embarrassment, I must ask Ralph to leave
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now. Yes, ma 'am.
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You can't blame a fellow for trying.
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I suppose the only decent and proper
thing to do would be to give everybody
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their money.
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My, but we live in shameless times.
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Wheeze. Three out of four grandparents
agree. She's not meant to play. Don't
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push her.
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Well, if you all feel she's not ready...
Not that she won't improve with a few
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more months of practice in her own home.
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Right.
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Louise, I rushed right over from the
printer.
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Someone's played a cruel and dirty joke
on you.
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Yes, whoever invented the doorbell.
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I'm serious, Louise.
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Someone entered your granddaughter's
name into the piano recital.
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I enrolled Jessica in the competition,
but I've been thinking of... Of pulling
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her out immediately, of course.
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Well, she... What positively embarrassed
you to death? I'm going to call the
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prince and have him delete her name.
Take your hands off that phone.
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Jessica is staying in the recital. But,
Louise... And not only that.
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She's going to win.
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Now you can tell your apprentice to
print this.
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Oh,
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Jessica.
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Look, I tried to talk her out of it.
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She said no. She had me cornered. What
can I do?
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Well, we couldn't convince her either.
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That's why we came up with a plan.
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Now, a business associate of Tom's knows
the principal pianist at the
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Philharmonic. Now, we've never met him,
but he's promised to come over today to
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hear Jessica play.
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Who do we need him for? I never played a
note in my life, and I know she stinks.
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But when an expert tells her that
Jessica is not ready to perform, Louise
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have to listen to him.
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Hey, yeah, now that's a great idea.
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You know what I like best about this
idea?
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What? When it fails for once, it won't
be my fault.
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Where are you going?
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You ever hear of Blue Light Cafe?
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No. Good.
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Oh, uh, excuse me. Hello.
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Uh, Peter Angeles, buddy -mate vacuums.
I wonder, sir, do you know anyone on
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this floor who might need a vacuum
cleaner?
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Well, you probably want somebody who
doesn't have a maid. Try my place right
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over there.
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Thank you.
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A maestro's here!
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Oh, Jessica!
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Once he hears Jessica plays, her
future's guaranteed!
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Sir.
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Madam.
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Welcome to our home.
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Well, you're too gracious, Mrs...
Jefferson.
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But call me Louise.
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With pleasure, Louise.
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I think you and I are going to get along
famously.
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Undoubtedly.
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Oh, you've heard of the Willises?
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Of course, the talk of the building.
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How do you do?
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Well, enough chit -chat.
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Wouldn't you like to meet my
granddaughter?
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Certainly, why not?
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What do you think?
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Oh, well, she's very pretty.
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Well, don't you think we should get
started?
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Oh, indeed, indeed, but...
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Before we do, I'd like to thank you,
Louise.
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There aren't that many people who are as
gracious as you are.
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It's an honor to have you here.
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You know of me?
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The great ones are always so humble.
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Well, where shall we begin?
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Oh, why not the piano?
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Why not?
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Come on over here, my little darling.
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That's it.
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Now, how many times has this happened to
you? You're seated at your
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very favorite piano, and someone comes
along and drops an ashtray filled with
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ashes all over. Oh, wait a minute.
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You called yourself a piano teacher?
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No, I call myself a vacuum cleaner
salesman.
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But with the Buddy Mate Dirt Master,
this little wonder, this teeny tiny
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direct from the Orient... Oh, wait a
minute, sir.
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Now, there's been some misunderstanding.
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We were expecting a piano teacher.
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Does this mean you're not interested in
the Buddy Mate Dirt Master?
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Of course not.
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Well...
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you're going to get all that crud off
the piano, Louise.
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Oh, look at that mess.
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Oh, Helen, you'd better call your friend
and tell him not to come today.
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But, Louise, the recital's tomorrow.
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Oh, not to worry.
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She's going on anyway, and she'll be
great.
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Come along, Jessica.
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Well, honey, have you got butterflies?
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Yes.
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Here in your tummy?
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No, home in a jar.
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Well, don't worry. It's normal to be
nervous.
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Now, just take a deep breath.
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And let it out.
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Again.
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And out.
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One more time.
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And out.
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That's enough, darling.
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Grandma's getting dizzy.
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Oh, thank you, sweetie.
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Oh.
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Now, when you get out there, I want you
to remember three things.
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Curtsy, make eye contact with the
audience and smile at the judge.
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Okay.
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Grandma? Yes, sweetheart.
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Is the judge that man Grandpa's giving
money to?
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That's the one.
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Can't stop to say hello and visit, my
dear. I'm on my way to see little Van.
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Well, wish him good luck.
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We artists are very superstitious.
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To wish someone good luck brings them
horrible bad luck.
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Good luck, Jessica.
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Break a leg, Mrs. Van Morris.
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Or your face. Or something.
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George, were you bribing a judge?
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Definitely not.
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He wouldn't take it.
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Van is just about to begin.
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Dear, this will be the first in a long
series.
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of disappointments in your life and joy.
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And now, ladies and gentlemen, Master
Van Van Morris.
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Excuse me.
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Backstage is for the artiste.
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All show, no go.
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Hey, he's stepster.
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You're too kind. I only wish I could
have been more brilliant. But there's
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obviously something wrong with this
piano.
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Yeah, he's playing it.
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Put it in your scrapbook, sweetheart.
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You know, I'm beginning not to like that
kid.
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Are you all set, sweetie? Grandma's
counting on you.
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And now, Miss Jessica Jefferson.
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Go on, honey, and make me proud.
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Miss Jessica Jefferson.
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Oh, come on.
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And let's make those Van Morrises eat
those 88s.
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Miss Jessica Jefferson?
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Oh, George, get out there and cover for
us.
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What am I supposed to do? I don't know
those people.
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I don't know. Tell them something
interesting.
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Better yet, tell them about yourself.
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Oh, yeah, they'll love that.
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All right, ladies and gentlemen.
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I'm George Jefferson, Jessica
Jefferson's grandfather.
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But you don't want to hear about me.
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What you want to hear about is my seven
dry clinic establishments.
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You have to see. One near you.
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Jessica, what's the matter?
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Nothing.
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Now, you heard Van play.
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He sounded like he was playing with his
feet.
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Now, I think we really have a chance to
win this thing.
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Now, you do want to play, don't you?
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Well, why? Are you scared?
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Well, honey, you shouldn't be scared of
your audience.
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They're your friends, and they want to
love you. Understand?
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And the judges, they want you to make
the prettiest music they ever heard.
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And the Van Morathers, they are history.
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Feel better?
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Well, maybe I'd better listen to you.
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And you talk.
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I'm not... afraid of the people or the
judges, Grandma.
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Well, that's good.
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And I'm not afraid of Van.
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He's the pit.
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Yes, he is.
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So what are you afraid of?
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You.
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Me?
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What if I mess up?
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Oh, sweetheart, there's no such thing as
messing up because I love you.
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want to beat that lady?
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Yes, I do. And don't you want to beat
her little boy?
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I want to beat him up.
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Now that piano.
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Well, darling, don't you like playing
the piano?
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I like playing ball.
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You mean you've been practicing all this
time just to please me, and you never,
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ever wanted to compete at all?
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Well, I guess I messed up, didn't I?
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Just like you said, Grandma. There's no
such thing as messing up because I love
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you. Oh, thank you.
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Let's get out of here.
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Where are we going?
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To the park. You are going to teach me
how to play ball.
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The biggest difference between cotton
and polyester is the way each reacts to
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temperature changes.
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Where are they?
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Of course, the big difference between
natural fabric and synthetic is that
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natural fabrics breathe and synthetics
don't. Now, this suit is obviously a
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synthetic because it ain't breathing.
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Get off!
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