All language subtitles for The Ink Thief s01e06 Cheese and Balloony

The rat race, that's what it is.

Fen, fen, fen, fen, fen.

You know, the four bumps were a high
-powered group.

Heavy elements.

So, here we are.

The big cheese.

A whole moon made out of cheese.

It's crazy.

So is cheesy.

You know, when I first met her, she was
called Milk.

Hmm, sweet kid.

Too much life on the road turned her.

That was then. This is now, and I
wouldn't count on the future if we don't

up. Where do we find her?

Oh, she'll find us. You know, Cheesy
really doesn't like to find anybody

around on a cheesecake.

I'm mystical.

Find!

No!

Not meaty bones!

No, not cat!

Tickle.

just don't understand it. Here we are
stomping all over the cheesecake.

Cheesy hate thing stomping on the
cheesecake. And when Cheesy hates

she gets real hard about it.

Chopped strong.

She really lets you know she's there.

She isn't. I mean there.

I mean here. You know what I mean.

Where is that cheap chunk of cheese?
That thing stole all my little creature

bumps. When I find... I'm going to break
on him. And when I break on him, he's

going to know he's been broken. Now,
let's find a chunk of chintzy cheese and

let's blow.

the goo tastes like.

Cream cheese.

Yep, she found us.

Where is that?

Hey, you, get off my cheese scape.

I am losing my cool.

And if I go on losing my cool, I'm going
to get rancid. And when I get rancid,

I'm fierce.

Listen, you hunk of dribble from the
cosmic cow.

We're going to get the four bumps back
on the road. And we're going to save the

universe and stop a thief and get my
water bumps back.

So wiggle that moldy pile of muck you
use for a body over here.

and I'm having no

And then I scared the cat.

And then there were books all on the
ground. And, oh, Miss Tiggle,

come back, Miss Tiggle. Come, good Miss
Tiggle. Because he's practically got all

of the bumps in the whole of the oob.
Who's got all the bumps?

He does.

Who does?

What have you done with my bumps, you,
you creep?

What creep?

Oh, don't worry.

They're all smiles now. We're very
close, the bumps and the oob.

He hasn't given up.

Hurry. We've got to find the fourth bump
in the catalyst.

Dog said he's been kidnapping the bumps
in the...

I must have more power. I must stop
Tiggle getting the air bump.

I'm doing my best.

Only I'm tired and I can't seem to think
properly.

The bumps in the cage might just be
enough.

We'd be safer with a few more.

Why, just a few more? Why, that's
wonderful. Why didn't you say so?

Toddy, Aloysius, come to me.

I'm going to get you out of that cage.

And then I'm going to pull your ears,
and then I'm going to twist your nose,

then I'm going to stick you in the
machine and get all the power out, and

I'm going to put you in the toy shop
window on sale cheap.

Got to go be a bad cat, but I'll be
back.

So much talk.

Now go and find those last few remaining
bumps, because if you don't, I know a

certain two I could lay my hands on
right away.

Ah, well, we'll go get those two for
you, boss.

What? What?

What?

Always my favorite

world in the spiral, isn't it?

Especially this time of day.

There's nothing like an airy dawn.

Of course, I haven't seen this bit in
centuries.

And I never have met your actual air
bumper. Oh, we'll find her. We're so

quicker and sharper when it's just the
two of us. Good thing, too, things being

as they are.

Right, here it comes, ready to land.

Feet together, turn them sideways,
and...

Where is everybody?

Gone.

They're all gone.

Not a bump with a bump.

No dog.

Big trouble.

He's taken all the bumps. What are we
going to do?

It's them. It's they.

It's the cat and the rat.

I could hide you.

If they find you, what are we going to
do?

Come on, Snoop. Stop being such a drip.

You know, you'd be really cute if you
dried up.

Hey, you really think so?

I haven't got time to be cute. I'm going
to hide you in fast.

It's a bump library, you fool.

Strange books.

Your basic air bump is a balloon.

Fills up with air and then lets it out
to blow through.

Very special.

The one blowing the gate would never try
leaves, and the one doing leaves never

does kites. Like that. It's lots of
practice.

Letitia Tiggle, as I live and breathe in
and blow out, must be centuries.

Welcome to the Air Academy.

Who's your little friend? Oh, Letitia,
you are looking thin. I want both of you

to do try and remember to take in as
much as you blow out. I'm always saying

the younger bunts here that being a
balloon means letting air out, yes, but

taking it in. Hot air. This is Sam.

Sam, hot air.

We're not balloons, dear. You are.

But we are in a hurry and we need your
help.

Your balloon's all right. You have to
take air in and send it out again. Same

with everyone else. Same rules apply
now. Just look at Robot Piddleswick over

there, or the Breeze Brothers with those
leaves, you see, or Flapper with the

flag. Which one is air?

Air? As in air? The air?

The big balloony? Herself.

The fourth bump of the Apocalypse.

The four bumps of the Apocalypse?

Oh, no, no, no.

Merely a myth.

It's an ancient...

Traditional story to help explain things
which cannot be explained. It's not a

true story. All about balloons on pale
horses with sharp tools. I think a

and things. You see, balloons can't
stand sharp objects. Hang on.

Where are you going?

We are in a hurry, my dear. I'd love to
stop and chat. And we do have to find

the air bomb. And your class seems to be
struggling with quite a strong wind

alarm.

It's the ill wind!

You get back.

Well, well, well.

Look up.

It's the chicken bump.

Try it higher.

Try it lower.

It's not evil enough.

Not evil.

Not bad enough.

Not bad.

See if bugging the chicken bump makes
you feel any nastier.

What have you done with Dog?

And what have you done with all the
bumps you're in the oob?

Put him in the juice machine and
squished out all the juice.

And now we need some more juice. And you
look like a juicy chicken bump to me.

That's not nice.

You got it all wrong.

Uh, yeah?

Yes, I am.

The chicken bump.

Lenny? I'm the curiosity bump.

And you know what curiosity did to the
cat.

Come here, cat.

All right, that's enough. Give me the
cat.

Oh, sorry. Is this yours?

It's very close, though. There might
just be enough power.

What happens if the ink camera runs out
before we have enough time to make you

real? I have to give back the toy shop,
all this.

The book, the power machine, the owner
takes it all back, and I have to start

again from nothing.

We will have lost everything.

Goodbye, perfect world.

Then we can't let it happen.

That's the stuff.

Make ready the merry -go -round. I'll go
and get Doggy.

Every little bump helps.

Hello, doggy.

Doggy.

Look

it,

boss. We got another bump.

I'm back.

Are you feeling lucky?

Bump.

I'm in the doghouse now.

I've gotta save the day.

And I'm in the doghouse now.

A good dog will do something.

If you're a good dog, but you're not a
bad singer.

Maybe you should give up being a dog and
try showbiz.

Of course, it isn't going to help that
you look like a dog.

Are you wagging your bottom for
exercise, or are you just happy

to see us?

No air bump.

Bump. Bump.

Bump. Bump.

Bumps. The plural of bump is bumps.

One bump, two bumps.

Lots of bumps, only one bump.

We're looking for lots and lots of
bumps.

No, we're not.

We're not?

We're looking for the bump, singular.
The air bump, the big balloony, only.

Now we've got that cleared up. Any
ideas?

No, but I got a question.

What are you looking for me for?

Now, they may have found the air bump,
but we're going to need a little more

power, my dears. There's still a few
stray bumps around, perhaps a gurgle

in the plumbing, a squeak in a hinge.

Find them.

We have to have enough power to defeat
the four bumps and become real

Ourselves. Oh, but of course. You didn't
think that I would become anything

without you and...

Dear Toddy, did you?

So off you go. One final bump hunt. Do
your worst.

Find the very last things that will ever
go bump.

This is the dusk of a new night. So
let's be ready for it.

This is

the place,

Drops. Straight down into the foirog.

Why didn't you tell us you were the big
balloony? You didn't ask.

But you're empty.

There's nothing in you. You lost all
your air. Can you still be the fourth

for the apocalypse?

Sweetie!

I used to work to be like this before a
tour.

Let's get the rest of the guys and I'll
show you how it's done.

Oh, good shot.

But that makes you headache.

This is catalytic action.

We're the very unconventional catalytic
agent.

They're going to get the right one. It's
going to work and it will stop them.

Fascinating, I'm sure, Jim, dear, but I
am working. I have any amount of power

to get through.

And then there's the eye and the
reflectors to sharpen.

Oh, you see?

See what happens when I'm disturbed?

It's not that I wouldn't like to stop
and chat to you about science, but...

kind of bump is a bootleg bump alley
cat?

I don't know. Who cares which bump is
what?

Seen one bump, you've seen them all.

Miss Tickle's plan will work because she
knows about the catalyst.

It's in the strange book. I looked.

Whatever the bootleg bump Halley cast
is, if it gets near the four bumps,

nothing can stop them.

Oh, I see. So, where do you think we
find one of these... whatever it

is you called it, caps?

The strange book says that it's always
found in the wrong place at the wrong

time. I was hoping you'd know what that
meant.

No, I don't.

I know someone who should.