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One, two, three.

It's a beautiful place, Jim. You saw the pictures. Yeah, I bet our new cave

lad's nice paintings of mammoths on the wall.

I found the gate. You're not going to believe the plane, Jim. Where do you

think? It's great. Come on.

Landing in leaf in ten minutes.

Oh, goody. Just after the dinosaurs.

What fun.

Jim, that's enough.

This is a good move for all of us. I can't help it. I'm not convinced.

I don't see one good thing about it from a scientific point of view. We have

been through this before, son. And as far as the solar energy program is

concerned, we have to work there for a while.

Leaf is now on the scientific map. The travel agents don't think it's on the

map. It wasn't on any map then.

We

have

just landed in

Leaf. Please stay in your seats.

until the airport had come to a complete stop. Thank you.

Bye.

When Dad saw what happened on that plane with the leak from the gases we were

carrying, then why didn't he get the pilot and... Argonon is a very heavy

Dad said the low -pressure release would only disperse over a very limited area,

allowing... Oh, forget it. We flew into the Twilight Zone, okay?

Whatever it is. And we've got the whole day to look around.

Oh, great.

Picturesque. Only worldy.

Boring. I hate it.

Jim, come on.

to the Twilight Zone.

Come on, Sam.

It's starting to rain.

Let's go home.

It's fine with me. You explore as much as you want.

Just get a little sleep in between expeditions, eh?

Come on, you two. It's really late. Get to bed.

No, no, no.

They'll be fine.

How about you?

Couldn't be happier.

And I don't really know why.

He left out the phantom of the toy shop.

Where's the claws?

Very funny. Good night, computer head. Good night.

No.

Very dark.

I'm Snoopin' in the dark.

I gotta be brave.

Look, look, look.

Now I got no fear.

Oh, look, look, look.

I'm getting out of here.

I'm sneaking,

eating, crying.

When everyone's sleeping, terrified of what's behind me. Round the corner,

what's going to find me?

Oh, no!

The monster ghost, the Terminator, has he done trouble to clean your maker?

That was close.

I can't help it. It's the thing I like the most.

Sneaking. And a snooping.

Creeping. And a pooping. I mean peeping.

Look. A look -a -look.

Tipping. And a towing.

Ooh, look.

A look -a -look.

Goodbye.

I'm going.

You had a dream.

You're a very weird person.

Your room's a mess.

No monsters, just mess.

Well, Mr Rational, was I right or was I right?

Arms, claws, what a strange manifestation.

English. I saw it, but I didn't believe it. What do we do about it?

Research, of course. We're scientists.

Watch that wee stuff.

Well, I am.

Don't you want to follow him? Of course I do.

Hey, where's he gone?

Come on, we'll see more from out here.

I think we should go home now.

Not a chance.

So little time.

There has to be a faster way.

Got my fish for you.

Hello,

toddy.

I'm waiting, Toddy.

Fiddy -blah.

Such massive power for children.

I wonder... Bucket, Toddy.

Not to worry.

I feel sure there's more where this came from.

What a fool I've been.

Oh, silly, silly moi.

I knew there had to be a better way, but shoot.

Perhaps they're special children.

I must find out.

Toddy, I want you to go back to that house. Find those horrible,

disgusting, stupid, smelly children.

My name is Aloysius, and I'm nasty and I'm vicious.

Come on, little kiddies, make my night.

They're here.

Isn't it wonderful how destiny serves me?

Hello, kiddies. Here's your future. You scratch my back and I'll...

I can't think of a rhyme to go with future.

Get the boot out of here.

Bad. I'm bad. Really bad. Really bad.

Now get him. I'm not a bad guy.

I've had enough. I, on the other hand, have not. But I will.

You listen to me, my boy.

Because I'm Oob Librarian, the Oob have let you play your silly games with

power. The boys grow out of these things, I said. Give them another few

centuries, I said.

But I was wrong.

You leave these children alone and start thieving properly or... Or what?

Face the wrath of the boobs in Oob. Oh, please.

Bear me. Stay away from the children.

You've already been barred from the library. Don't make us...

Not

a lot you can do, is there, Miss Tiggle?

The book seems to have the boy.

Samantha. Go and get your brother. It's very important that we get him out of

here right away.

Come on, motor mind, we're getting out of here. It's a quantum chemistry, Sam.

It's what science dreams about. No one would ever need to be hungry or poor.

I thought it was.

Jim, Miss Tickle has just taken the trouble to save us.

Now you can come quietly or I can drag you home.

What's it going to be?

Do you?

Like it, boy?

It's wonderful.

Infinite power and so easy.

Easy.

Yes, it is wonderful, isn't it? All the power in the universe and all it takes

to get it is.

Samantha and James will be going now and they won't be back.

We all will see to that. Oh, please, spare me that pathetic bunch of

style -free, imaginary idiots.

I'll be sorry not to see you again, young Jim.

Together, we could have changed the world. The world is just fine as it is,

thank you very much.

Come, children.

Second turning on the left, Samantha.

my way, you stupid rat.

Dirty rat.

Dirty rat.

The line is out of my way, you dirty rat.

Only you don't go in.

Evening, Miss Hagar. Good night, Alan.

I've got to check out about the canary.

Sorry about that, Samantha.

And it's the third turning.

Never mind, this'll do.

They're all afraid of you.

I'd rather think of it as respect.

Who is he?

Who's who?

The hard of board, Prince. Why, you big thing. The cat thing is his servant.

Wait a minute.

Am I missing something?

Or is this all very strange?

An old toy shop with a cat man and a rat man and a master who looks like a

vampire. I mean, it's the end of the 20th century.

Imaginary stuff like that only happens in movies.

Goodness, is that the time?

Sorry? What?

Late 20th century. I somehow thought it was earlier, but possibly later.

Never mind. Here we are.

How? It's something to do with dimensions.

Now take James home.

Leave with a wonderful, inspiring... Your family will do very well here.

Just keep your brother out of the toy shop.

You heard the lady.

Home, James.

Thanks, Miss T.

You know, I wondered...

Infraphysics. Looks like

magic to me. That's just because you don't understand it.

Come on, it's starting to get light.

Let's go home.

What do we tell Mum and Dad?

About what?

All of that. The ink thief, Miss Piggle, the cat, the rat. Never heard of them.

Yeah. Well, wait till I tell them that... And... They wouldn't believe me,

they? I wouldn't.

Would you?