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Narrator: Coming up...
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Oh, my god!
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Narrator: How did this joker
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end up as a human piñata?
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Ohh-ho-ho!
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Narrator: Why is Joe acting
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like such a pig?
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Well, I ate 3 pounds of pork
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while I was looking at you
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earlier.
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Narrator: Plus, can the guys
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handle the most explosive
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challenge yet?
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Put it in the water.
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Put it in the water!
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It's a joker showdown...
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Q versus murr.
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Today, we're gonna be
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competing head-to-head, pitching
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our brand-new inventions to
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focus groups.
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The catch is, our inventions
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have been created by the other
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two guys.
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The goal is to convince the
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group that our invention is the
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better of the two.
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At the end, we'll ask, by
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show of hands, which invention
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they liked best.
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Whoever gets the least amount
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of hands loses.
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That'll be him.
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What?
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That'll be you.
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Here we go, q.
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You and me.
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Oh, good luck, man.
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Because I'm gonna crush you like
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an ant.
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Good luck, guys.
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To the winner goes the spoils.
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There's spoils?
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Oh!
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Hello. How are you?
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How are you?
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Nice to meet you.
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Come on in. Have a seat.
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Hello. Please, have a seat.
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Make yourself comfortable.
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Thank you joining us.
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My name's James.
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Hello. I'm Brian.
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What we do is, we show you
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sample products.
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We're the inventors of the
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said products.
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Let's get started.
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Okay.
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Gentlemen first.
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Uh, okay.
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I have, uh...
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That's right... waterproof
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bread.
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Have you ever been in the
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rain?
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Have you ever been hungry?
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You're welcome.
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This product...
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Uh, it's a pregnancy test.
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Self-destructing pregnancy
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tests.
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This is a self-destructing
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pregnancy test.
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There's no way Murray's
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winning it.
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Tell us about the
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self-destructing pregnancy test.
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Q's egging him on.
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It... it destroys itself,
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whether the results are positive
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or negative.
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10 seconds after you take the
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pregnancy test, it does explode.
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Remember, don't piss on the
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wick.
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What is the point?
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The reason it explodes is
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that pregnancy is a matter
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between you and your partner.
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And it's no one else's business.
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So, it explodes to destroy the
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evidence.
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We have a demo video.
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Apparently, I've got a demo
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video to show you.
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Let's take a look.
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And that's it.
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You start with a bang, and it
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ends with a bang.
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Here are the two products
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that are before you... something
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that can explode genitalia or
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something that you could
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delightfully in the rain.
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I'm so glad that you asked this
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question.
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There is a plant in Canada
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called the Canadian Ivy leaf
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that is known for its waterproof
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properties.
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Water just...
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There's no joke.
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So, what we've done is cook
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it into the bread, and the water
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just rolls off, like off a
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duck's back.
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Baby steps.
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He could've just said yes!
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Yes.
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Have you ever had a sandwich in
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a hot tub?
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She's like, "all right."
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You know what it was for me?
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It's no one's business except
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mine and my girlfriend's, and
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that's why I designed this
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self-destructing pregnancy test.
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Go ahead, murr, light it up.
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There's a lighter.
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Light it up.
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Wait. What?
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We're... we're really gonna do
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this?
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So, it's not self-destructing if
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there's a fuse.
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So, you've got approximately
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10 seconds.
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You pee on it very fast, you
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wait...
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You pee and it's lit!
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And at that point, right
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around now, the test results are
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coming up.
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Right around now.
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I don't know if that...
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at this point, you celebrate
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briefly.
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Put it in the water.
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And right before...
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put it in the water!
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You throw it before it
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explodes.
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Okay?
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You guys saw all that, right?
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You guys saw all that?
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Yeah.
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Check out how this works.
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This is a demo model, of course.
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Does that look waterproof to
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you?
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All right?
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Well, let's take a vote.
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Let's take a vote real quick.
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Let's just take a vote.
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You tell me how waterproof
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this bread is.
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That does not have Canadian
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Ivy leaf infusion.
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By show of hands, how many of
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you would bring the
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self-destructing pregnancy test
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to market.
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Raise 'em high!
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Two.
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Should we bring the waterproof
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bread to market instead of the
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explosions in your vagina?
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Please put your hands high.
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Oh!
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Oh, well...
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Three to two.
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Ha ha ha.
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Well, hey...
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Well played, buddy.
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Well played.
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Q knows what he's doing.
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Narrator: Q is the best thing
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since sliced bread, putting murr
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on the loser board.
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I want to invent something.
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I mean, the four of us, if we
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came up with something, I feel
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like no one would buy it.
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Your best inventions come out
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of necessity.
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They see a need for something
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that's not in the marketplace.
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So, what do the four of us
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need?
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My bedroom gets cold at
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night.
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I need something to keep me
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warm.
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Oh, that's called a wife.
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They made that already.
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We're out and about asking
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strangers for hugs of
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forgiveness.
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What did we do wrong?
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We don't know.
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The other guys will tell us
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what we need to apologize for.
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If you can't get a hug of
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forgiveness, you lose.
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I'm sorry, man.
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For what?
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That.
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For him?
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Yeah.
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I'd never forgive you for
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that.
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Here he goes. He's in.
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He's got his phone out.
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He's not doing anything.
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He's texting.
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He's got the big finger.
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Pushing the buttons.
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It's not doing anything, man.
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Get to it.
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I got to apologize.
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I'm sorry?
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I got to apologize.
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For what? I'm sorry.
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I introduce myself as your
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husband quite often.
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I... I...
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I introduce myself as your
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husband quite often.
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Okay. Can you explain?
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Can I explain? Okay.
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Go ahead, buddy.
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Go ahead... explain.
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For instance, like, a lot of
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times, I'll see someone, i'm
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talking to a friend, and then I
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say, "you see her over there?"
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Mm-hmm.
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"That's my... that's my
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wife."
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There's no way she's hugging
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him.
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I've said that I'm your
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husband a few times, and...
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What do people say to that?
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They're like, "oh, that's
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lovely.
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How did you guys meet?"
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And then I go on about how we
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met, I guess.
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How did we meet?
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How did we meet? All right.
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Uh...
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I walked myself into that one.
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We met at a, uh... Fundraiser.
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Okay.
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In '89.
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I wasn't born in '89.
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You weren't born yet in '89.
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All right.
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And I let everyone know that we
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have a great marriage.
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Your parents and I have to work
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out our relationship, though.
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Yeah, especially they don't
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know you.
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They don't...
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But I do apologize for doing
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that.
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Do you accept my apology?
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I do accept your apology.
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She might hug him.
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He's looking too good.
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Hold on a second, guys.
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I got this. I got this.
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Sal, hey, buddy.
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Hey, what's up, q?
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I finally get to meet your
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wife!
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Hey, after all this time.
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How are you?
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Oh, it's so nice to finally meet
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you.
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We didn't even believe you
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existed.
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Um...
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We're not...
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We're not, uh...
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We just met today.
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We just met today.
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We're not really married.
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He pointed you out last week.
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I know.
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I feel really weird right now.
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Well, it was nice meeting
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you.
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He talks about you a lot.
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It sounded like you guys were
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together.
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Oh, you son of a bitch.
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It's my fault.
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That's why I apologize.
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Got to get the hug.
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Can we hug it out, just so I
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know that you accept my apology?
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No way.
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Here it is!
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Okay.
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No, and this is nothing
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personal.
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That's the reaction most
322
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women have to you, buddy.
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All right.
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Fellas, I got this one
325
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figured out.
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I've got a foolproof plan to get
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a hug.
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Do you go to the bathroom
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without announcing that you have
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a foolproof plan first?
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Listen to me.
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'Cause every time you get up
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to do something, it's always
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with a foolproof plan.
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The way you get a hug is by
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surprising people.
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Before someone has time to think
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about what's happening, they're
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gonna be hugging me.
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You have to get the hug after
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you apologize.
342
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I'm gonna apologize.
343
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Watch what happens.
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Ready?
345
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Yeah, I'm ready, I'm ready.
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Watch and learn, gentlemen.
347
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Watching and learning.
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Watching and learning.
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Here I go.
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I got to... I got to apologize
351
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real fast.
352
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I got to apologize to you.
353
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Oh, I just have to apologize.
354
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Okay.
355
00:09:03,788 --> 00:09:05,087
I didn't even get a chance to
356
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say anything!
357
00:09:06,154 --> 00:09:07,287
That was not part of the
358
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plan.
359
00:09:07,855 --> 00:09:08,987
Do you know what "foolproof"
360
00:09:08,988 --> 00:09:09,454
means?
361
00:09:09,455 --> 00:09:10,988
That didn't work, huh?
362
00:09:13,621 --> 00:09:14,221
Hoo!
363
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I tell you, this weather... take
364
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this weather any day of the
365
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week.
366
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I... I should apologize, though.
367
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I just ate three pounds of
368
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pork while staring at you.
369
00:09:23,521 --> 00:09:26,687
Uh...
370
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Well, I ate three pounds of pork
371
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while I was looking at you
372
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earlier.
373
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I ate three pounds of pork while
374
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I was watching you earlier.
375
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'Cause I was hungry.
376
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Not one pound.
377
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Not one pound.
378
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Not two pounds.
379
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Not two pounds.
380
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Three pounds of pork.
381
00:09:50,554 --> 00:09:51,521
Never told that before by
382
00:09:51,521 --> 00:09:51,988
someone?
383
00:09:51,989 --> 00:09:53,087
Well, there's something about
384
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you just wanted me to shovel in
385
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three pounds of pork.
386
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It was interesting 'cause I
387
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wasn't even interested in the
388
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pork before I saw you.
389
00:10:00,688 --> 00:10:01,688
I'm really sorry for
390
00:10:01,688 --> 00:10:02,688
pork-watching you.
391
00:10:04,721 --> 00:10:06,120
Anyway, I apologize.
392
00:10:06,121 --> 00:10:07,820
Do you forgive me?
393
00:10:07,821 --> 00:10:08,987
You forgive me. Great.
394
00:10:08,988 --> 00:10:10,253
Do you mind if I get a hug for
395
00:10:10,254 --> 00:10:10,888
forgiveness?
396
00:10:10,889 --> 00:10:12,187
It's gonna help me compress the
397
00:10:12,188 --> 00:10:13,553
three pounds of pork that are in
398
00:10:13,554 --> 00:10:14,088
my gullet.
399
00:10:14,089 --> 00:10:17,220
Oh!
400
00:10:17,221 --> 00:10:18,453
Ah!
401
00:10:18,454 --> 00:10:19,753
Are you sure?
402
00:10:19,754 --> 00:10:20,787
I'm gonna go get three pounds
403
00:10:20,788 --> 00:10:21,920
lighter.
404
00:10:21,921 --> 00:10:22,921
Take care, bud.
405
00:10:25,088 --> 00:10:26,221
Turn to your right.
406
00:10:27,054 --> 00:10:28,187
Go do the couple right there
407
00:10:28,188 --> 00:10:28,654
to your right.
408
00:10:28,654 --> 00:10:29,488
Go for it.
409
00:10:29,489 --> 00:10:32,720
You guys playing cards?
410
00:10:32,721 --> 00:10:33,953
I'm actually glad I ran into you
411
00:10:33,954 --> 00:10:34,888
guys 'cause I owe you an
412
00:10:34,889 --> 00:10:36,487
apology.
413
00:10:36,488 --> 00:10:37,787
I've been mentally undressing
414
00:10:37,788 --> 00:10:38,788
you, my man.
415
00:10:39,454 --> 00:10:40,487
"I've been mentally
416
00:10:40,488 --> 00:10:41,653
undressing you, my man."
417
00:10:41,654 --> 00:10:42,554
Yep.
418
00:10:42,555 --> 00:10:45,487
This is what's been going on.
419
00:10:45,488 --> 00:10:48,687
I have been...
420
00:10:48,688 --> 00:10:50,720
I've been... Mentally undressi...
421
00:10:50,721 --> 00:10:51,987
I've been mentally undressing
422
00:10:51,988 --> 00:10:53,121
you... my man.
423
00:10:54,821 --> 00:10:55,321
Yeah.
424
00:10:55,322 --> 00:10:56,787
I'm doing it right now.
425
00:10:56,788 --> 00:10:57,953
Doing it right now.
426
00:10:57,954 --> 00:10:58,588
Uh-huh.
427
00:10:58,589 --> 00:10:59,920
So, I owe you an apology,
428
00:10:59,921 --> 00:11:01,487
because that's not a good way to
429
00:11:01,488 --> 00:11:02,088
behave.
430
00:11:02,088 --> 00:11:02,821
Uh-huh.
431
00:11:02,821 --> 00:11:03,821
You know, wandering the park,
432
00:11:03,822 --> 00:11:07,120
mentally undressing dudes.
433
00:11:07,121 --> 00:11:07,454
Yeah.
434
00:11:07,455 --> 00:11:08,553
And I should apologize to
435
00:11:08,554 --> 00:11:09,088
you, ma'am.
436
00:11:09,089 --> 00:11:10,120
Oh, I guess it's not even
437
00:11:10,121 --> 00:11:11,121
over yet.
438
00:11:11,988 --> 00:11:13,120
And I should apologize to you,
439
00:11:13,121 --> 00:11:13,888
ma'am.
440
00:11:13,889 --> 00:11:15,120
I've been mentally dressing
441
00:11:15,121 --> 00:11:16,121
you.
442
00:11:17,088 --> 00:11:18,487
Because I've been mentally
443
00:11:18,488 --> 00:11:19,887
dressing you with the clothes
444
00:11:19,888 --> 00:11:20,854
I've taken off him.
445
00:11:20,854 --> 00:11:21,321
Oh.
446
00:11:21,322 --> 00:11:22,553
Yeah. She's overdressed,
447
00:11:22,554 --> 00:11:23,521
you're underdressed.
448
00:11:23,522 --> 00:11:24,653
So, you guys forgive me?
449
00:11:24,654 --> 00:11:26,588
Ha!
450
00:11:28,588 --> 00:11:29,488
Okay.
451
00:11:29,489 --> 00:11:32,320
She wants a stronger apology.
452
00:11:32,321 --> 00:11:33,553
I should've never mentally
453
00:11:33,554 --> 00:11:34,687
undressed you with my eyes.
454
00:11:34,688 --> 00:11:35,288
Uh-huh.
455
00:11:35,289 --> 00:11:36,620
I should've never mentally
456
00:11:36,621 --> 00:11:37,787
dressed you with my eyes.
457
00:11:37,788 --> 00:11:38,853
And I'm sorry for that.
458
00:11:38,854 --> 00:11:39,721
It seems sincere.
459
00:11:39,722 --> 00:11:40,953
I think the only way that i'm
460
00:11:40,954 --> 00:11:42,220
gonna be able to move on and all
461
00:11:42,221 --> 00:11:44,287
of us can move past this...
462
00:11:44,288 --> 00:11:48,120
Is just a quick group hug.
463
00:11:48,121 --> 00:11:48,521
What?
464
00:11:48,522 --> 00:11:49,920
Come on, come on.
465
00:11:49,921 --> 00:11:53,187
Oh!
466
00:11:53,188 --> 00:11:54,188
Oh, you brought your "a"
467
00:11:54,188 --> 00:11:54,654
game, man.
468
00:11:54,655 --> 00:11:55,688
Have a good day, guys.
469
00:11:57,621 --> 00:11:58,588
Narrator: Sal, Joe, and murr
470
00:11:58,588 --> 00:11:59,554
have to settle for a group hug
471
00:11:59,555 --> 00:12:03,653
on the loser board.
472
00:12:03,654 --> 00:12:04,820
When did it become so
473
00:12:04,821 --> 00:12:06,087
acceptable for men to hug?
474
00:12:06,088 --> 00:12:07,187
When did that happen?
475
00:12:07,188 --> 00:12:08,520
Like, remember the old west,
476
00:12:08,521 --> 00:12:09,953
when men were men and they were
477
00:12:09,954 --> 00:12:11,087
shooting each other?
478
00:12:11,088 --> 00:12:12,120
Like, after the o.K. Corral,
479
00:12:12,121 --> 00:12:13,088
they weren't like, "come on,
480
00:12:13,088 --> 00:12:13,554
guys.
481
00:12:13,555 --> 00:12:15,087
Let's hug it out, yeah."
482
00:12:15,088 --> 00:12:16,420
I've hugged my whole life.
483
00:12:16,421 --> 00:12:17,188
Italian.
484
00:12:17,189 --> 00:12:18,287
Italian.
485
00:12:18,288 --> 00:12:19,921
Oh, now I'm Italian!
486
00:12:23,654 --> 00:12:25,087
Today, we are running around
487
00:12:25,088 --> 00:12:26,453
the mall asking shoppers, "have
488
00:12:26,454 --> 00:12:27,288
you seen my wife?"
489
00:12:27,289 --> 00:12:28,420
Side note... none of us have
490
00:12:28,421 --> 00:12:28,954
wives.
491
00:12:28,954 --> 00:12:29,954
The other guys will be
492
00:12:29,954 --> 00:12:30,854
providing outrageous
493
00:12:30,854 --> 00:12:31,854
descriptions of this imaginary
494
00:12:31,855 --> 00:12:33,353
woman on these cue cards.
495
00:12:33,354 --> 00:12:34,520
If you can't get someone to
496
00:12:34,521 --> 00:12:35,653
say they've seen your wife, you
497
00:12:35,654 --> 00:12:36,088
lose.
498
00:12:36,089 --> 00:12:37,487
It's a joker versus joker
499
00:12:37,488 --> 00:12:38,088
challenge!
500
00:12:38,088 --> 00:12:38,654
Oh!
501
00:12:38,654 --> 00:12:39,621
I'm gonna fine me a wife!
502
00:12:39,621 --> 00:12:40,421
How about that one?
503
00:12:40,421 --> 00:12:41,421
What's up?
504
00:12:47,821 --> 00:12:49,253
He's in.
505
00:12:49,254 --> 00:12:49,954
Okay.
506
00:12:49,955 --> 00:12:51,253
I don't know where she went.
507
00:12:51,254 --> 00:12:51,921
Excuse me.
508
00:12:51,921 --> 00:12:52,854
Could you help me?
509
00:12:52,855 --> 00:12:55,087
I lost my wife.
510
00:12:55,088 --> 00:12:56,153
Any chance you might have seen
511
00:12:56,154 --> 00:12:56,588
her?
512
00:12:56,589 --> 00:12:57,987
You came from that way?
513
00:12:57,988 --> 00:13:01,887
She's bleeding.
514
00:13:01,888 --> 00:13:03,087
I just want to find her before
515
00:13:03,088 --> 00:13:04,553
she bleeds out.
516
00:13:04,554 --> 00:13:06,187
She was on a pogo stick going
517
00:13:06,188 --> 00:13:07,188
half speed.
518
00:13:08,388 --> 00:13:09,820
How does a pogo stick even go
519
00:13:09,821 --> 00:13:10,721
half speed?
520
00:13:10,722 --> 00:13:11,987
So she wasn't gonna zip by
521
00:13:11,988 --> 00:13:12,521
you.
522
00:13:12,522 --> 00:13:13,653
You would've seen her 'cause she
523
00:13:13,654 --> 00:13:14,654
was going half speed.
524
00:13:17,554 --> 00:13:18,787
She played the villain in
525
00:13:18,788 --> 00:13:19,554
"taken."
526
00:13:19,555 --> 00:13:20,953
Did you "taken," with
527
00:13:20,954 --> 00:13:21,888
Liam neeson?
528
00:13:21,889 --> 00:13:23,087
She was the villain.
529
00:13:23,088 --> 00:13:24,853
Did you see anything that looked
530
00:13:24,854 --> 00:13:25,521
like her?
531
00:13:25,522 --> 00:13:27,320
See anybody hopping around?
532
00:13:27,321 --> 00:13:28,687
Trail of blood?
533
00:13:28,688 --> 00:13:29,421
All right.
534
00:13:29,422 --> 00:13:30,953
No wonder why she's bleeding.
535
00:13:30,954 --> 00:13:32,153
Liam neeson came and kicked her
536
00:13:32,154 --> 00:13:33,154
ass.
537
00:13:33,554 --> 00:13:34,853
All right, sal, try for this
538
00:13:34,854 --> 00:13:35,854
guy right next to you.
539
00:13:35,854 --> 00:13:36,854
Hey, guys, I'm looking for my
540
00:13:36,854 --> 00:13:37,154
wife.
541
00:13:37,154 --> 00:13:38,154
She doesn't have her phone on
542
00:13:38,154 --> 00:13:38,521
her.
543
00:13:38,521 --> 00:13:39,421
I can't find her.
544
00:13:39,422 --> 00:13:41,720
She has a red dress, blond hair.
545
00:13:41,721 --> 00:13:43,320
She knows her way around a
546
00:13:43,321 --> 00:13:44,520
urinal, this lady...
547
00:13:44,521 --> 00:13:46,753
Which is to say that she
548
00:13:46,754 --> 00:13:49,620
installs bathroom equipment for
549
00:13:49,621 --> 00:13:50,820
a living.
550
00:13:50,821 --> 00:13:53,253
Maybe she was by the bathrooms.
551
00:13:53,254 --> 00:13:54,353
She's... she's the only human
552
00:13:54,354 --> 00:13:58,087
with tusks?
553
00:13:58,088 --> 00:13:59,754
It's easy to spot her.
554
00:14:03,321 --> 00:14:04,753
Her whole life was a roll of the
555
00:14:04,754 --> 00:14:05,588
dice, this one.
556
00:14:05,588 --> 00:14:06,121
Really.
557
00:14:06,122 --> 00:14:07,653
Ever since she was young, she's
558
00:14:07,654 --> 00:14:08,987
just been playing the odds.
559
00:14:08,988 --> 00:14:10,553
And we found each other through
560
00:14:10,554 --> 00:14:11,853
no luck... stroke of luck.
561
00:14:11,854 --> 00:14:12,788
You know what I mean?
562
00:14:12,788 --> 00:14:13,254
What?
563
00:14:13,255 --> 00:14:14,453
And I don't know what i'm
564
00:14:14,454 --> 00:14:15,587
saying right now, tell you
565
00:14:15,588 --> 00:14:16,920
truth, myself.
566
00:14:16,921 --> 00:14:18,420
She has tusks is what i'm
567
00:14:18,421 --> 00:14:20,187
saying, and everything she does
568
00:14:20,188 --> 00:14:21,787
is like a roll of the dice.
569
00:14:21,788 --> 00:14:24,153
Have you seen anyone like her at
570
00:14:24,154 --> 00:14:26,387
all?
571
00:14:26,388 --> 00:14:28,253
Oh, you got him!
572
00:14:28,254 --> 00:14:29,487
Oh.
573
00:14:29,488 --> 00:14:30,520
That is her.
574
00:14:30,521 --> 00:14:32,153
That is her. Thank you, guys.
575
00:14:32,154 --> 00:14:33,853
Thank you so much.
576
00:14:33,854 --> 00:14:35,253
Thank you. Thanks, guys.
577
00:14:35,254 --> 00:14:36,254
Trudy, Trudy!
578
00:14:38,088 --> 00:14:39,520
Narrator: Coming up, Joe
579
00:14:39,521 --> 00:14:40,088
tries to find his wife.
580
00:14:40,088 --> 00:14:40,754
Who's he talking to?
581
00:14:40,754 --> 00:14:41,754
Now you're just standing
582
00:14:41,755 --> 00:14:43,287
there talking to no one.
583
00:14:43,288 --> 00:14:44,921
Well, who loses their wife?
584
00:14:46,321 --> 00:14:47,154
Excuse me.
585
00:14:47,155 --> 00:14:48,220
I lost my wife.
586
00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:49,587
Did you see a woman...
587
00:14:49,588 --> 00:14:50,254
She was about...
588
00:14:50,254 --> 00:14:51,254
She's about your height,
589
00:14:51,254 --> 00:14:51,688
brunette?
590
00:14:51,689 --> 00:14:52,753
Her cellphone's dead.
591
00:14:52,754 --> 00:14:54,253
I can't get in touch with her.
592
00:14:54,254 --> 00:14:55,620
She, uh...
593
00:14:55,621 --> 00:14:56,720
You couldn't miss her.
594
00:14:56,721 --> 00:14:58,687
She was wearing a bear rug.
595
00:14:58,688 --> 00:15:00,253
She was chilly this morning.
596
00:15:00,254 --> 00:15:01,687
Um...
597
00:15:01,688 --> 00:15:03,087
All three nipples were showing
598
00:15:03,088 --> 00:15:03,721
through the...
599
00:15:03,721 --> 00:15:04,721
But she was all right with it.
600
00:15:04,722 --> 00:15:07,953
You couldn't miss her for days.
601
00:15:07,954 --> 00:15:09,087
Did you see my wife in a bear
602
00:15:09,088 --> 00:15:10,220
rug?
603
00:15:10,221 --> 00:15:11,753
Yeah, she had a bear rug on.
604
00:15:11,754 --> 00:15:12,987
I can't find her.
605
00:15:12,988 --> 00:15:14,087
New ones, new ones for her.
606
00:15:14,088 --> 00:15:15,153
I said it was kind of hot for
607
00:15:15,154 --> 00:15:15,754
the bear rug.
608
00:15:15,754 --> 00:15:16,721
I told her at home not to wear
609
00:15:16,721 --> 00:15:17,721
it.
610
00:15:18,988 --> 00:15:21,087
She has, uh...
611
00:15:21,088 --> 00:15:22,520
She had, like, a three o'clock
612
00:15:22,521 --> 00:15:23,254
shadow going.
613
00:15:23,254 --> 00:15:23,888
Not a five.
614
00:15:23,888 --> 00:15:24,788
Not a full five.
615
00:15:24,789 --> 00:15:27,553
Like a three o'clock shadow.
616
00:15:27,554 --> 00:15:28,587
She has a tattoo of a Caesar
617
00:15:28,588 --> 00:15:29,121
salad.
618
00:15:29,122 --> 00:15:31,320
It pokes out right up top.
619
00:15:31,321 --> 00:15:33,453
You've never seen her?
620
00:15:33,454 --> 00:15:34,888
Oh, thank you so much.
621
00:15:37,254 --> 00:15:38,820
She's wearing a house-arrest
622
00:15:38,821 --> 00:15:40,920
bracelet.
623
00:15:40,921 --> 00:15:45,253
She looks defeated.
624
00:15:45,254 --> 00:15:47,453
She... mm.
625
00:15:47,454 --> 00:15:49,953
Her body looks like a trash bag
626
00:15:49,954 --> 00:15:52,153
filled with mango pulp.
627
00:15:52,154 --> 00:15:53,154
Oh, my...
628
00:15:54,854 --> 00:15:56,220
mango pulp!
629
00:15:56,221 --> 00:15:57,420
But, like, a hot version of
630
00:15:57,421 --> 00:15:58,453
that, if you can imagine,
631
00:15:58,454 --> 00:15:59,653
because she is my wife, and I
632
00:15:59,654 --> 00:16:00,554
love her to pieces.
633
00:16:00,555 --> 00:16:02,420
Smoking hot bag of mango pulp.
634
00:16:02,421 --> 00:16:04,153
But she had the bear rug on.
635
00:16:04,154 --> 00:16:06,387
You couldn't miss her.
636
00:16:06,388 --> 00:16:07,154
I don't take medication.
637
00:16:07,154 --> 00:16:08,154
She doesn't, either.
638
00:16:09,088 --> 00:16:09,621
Nothing?
639
00:16:09,622 --> 00:16:11,087
Doesn't ring a bell at all?
640
00:16:11,088 --> 00:16:12,088
No?
641
00:16:12,821 --> 00:16:13,953
If you see her, tell her Joe's
642
00:16:13,954 --> 00:16:14,821
looking for her.
643
00:16:14,822 --> 00:16:16,088
You guys are ruthless.
644
00:16:17,388 --> 00:16:18,787
Narrator: Joe got left at the
645
00:16:18,788 --> 00:16:20,120
altar, so he's tied with murr as
646
00:16:20,121 --> 00:16:21,088
tonight's big loser.
647
00:16:21,089 --> 00:16:22,120
But only one's gonna get
648
00:16:22,121 --> 00:16:23,153
punished.
649
00:16:23,154 --> 00:16:25,220
Joe's a huge loser, so we're
650
00:16:25,221 --> 00:16:26,987
here to hugely punish him.
651
00:16:26,988 --> 00:16:28,520
Together: Well...
652
00:16:28,521 --> 00:16:29,354
Maybe not.
653
00:16:29,355 --> 00:16:30,887
Maybe it's Murray that's the
654
00:16:30,888 --> 00:16:31,621
huge loser.
655
00:16:31,621 --> 00:16:32,621
It might be you.
656
00:16:33,721 --> 00:16:34,721
No, no, no, no!
657
00:16:38,688 --> 00:16:40,153
It's really sinking in right
658
00:16:40,154 --> 00:16:41,720
now.
659
00:16:41,721 --> 00:16:43,553
It's the old switcheroo!
660
00:16:43,554 --> 00:16:45,087
No! No way!
661
00:16:45,088 --> 00:16:46,487
Murray will be dressed like a
662
00:16:46,488 --> 00:16:47,321
human piñata...
663
00:16:47,321 --> 00:16:48,088
No!
664
00:16:48,089 --> 00:16:49,953
Airlifted on a crane and
665
00:16:49,954 --> 00:16:51,587
beaten the crap out of by
666
00:16:51,588 --> 00:16:52,354
children!
667
00:16:52,355 --> 00:16:53,553
Till candy explodes.
668
00:16:53,554 --> 00:16:54,853
This is a bad precedent,
669
00:16:54,854 --> 00:16:55,588
gentlemen.
670
00:16:55,589 --> 00:16:56,820
All right, buddy!
671
00:16:56,821 --> 00:16:58,088
Buddy, how you feel?
672
00:16:59,221 --> 00:17:00,320
Don't want to do this.
673
00:17:00,321 --> 00:17:02,721
Yes! Yes!
674
00:17:04,621 --> 00:17:05,588
This is not funny!
675
00:17:05,589 --> 00:17:07,087
Holy
676
00:17:07,088 --> 00:17:08,620
oh, my god!
677
00:17:08,621 --> 00:17:10,220
Oh, my god. Oh, my god.
678
00:17:10,221 --> 00:17:11,387
Oh, my god!
679
00:17:11,388 --> 00:17:12,620
Oh, my god!
680
00:17:12,621 --> 00:17:13,588
This is ter...
681
00:17:13,589 --> 00:17:15,220
Stop! Stop lifting me up!
682
00:17:15,221 --> 00:17:17,253
Release the children!
683
00:17:17,254 --> 00:17:18,553
Oh, my god.
684
00:17:18,554 --> 00:17:20,853
Oh, my god! No!
685
00:17:20,854 --> 00:17:22,187
No, the... no!
686
00:17:22,188 --> 00:17:23,553
Get away! Get away!
687
00:17:23,554 --> 00:17:24,720
You guys excited?
688
00:17:24,721 --> 00:17:25,488
No, no!
689
00:17:25,489 --> 00:17:26,554
Get him!
690
00:17:29,654 --> 00:17:30,720
Get him!
691
00:17:30,721 --> 00:17:32,853
Aah! Aah! Stop it!
692
00:17:32,854 --> 00:17:34,387
Get away from me!
693
00:17:34,388 --> 00:17:35,820
This...
694
00:17:35,821 --> 00:17:37,753
Ow! Stop it!
695
00:17:37,754 --> 00:17:39,220
Yeah, hit him, hit him!
696
00:17:39,221 --> 00:17:40,221
Come on!
697
00:17:42,988 --> 00:17:44,253
I don't think it's working.
698
00:17:44,254 --> 00:17:45,420
Yeah, take a break, guys.
699
00:17:45,421 --> 00:17:46,354
Take a break, guys.
700
00:17:46,354 --> 00:17:47,188
You little bastards.
701
00:17:47,188 --> 00:17:48,121
Hey, can we end this?
702
00:17:48,121 --> 00:17:49,088
The kids can't do it.
703
00:17:49,088 --> 00:17:50,088
We'll help them out a little
704
00:17:50,088 --> 00:17:50,954
bit.
705
00:17:50,955 --> 00:17:52,520
We're gonna help them out.
706
00:17:52,521 --> 00:17:53,587
We're gonna help them out.
707
00:17:53,588 --> 00:17:55,787
No! No! No!
708
00:17:55,788 --> 00:17:56,887
Ferret!
709
00:17:56,888 --> 00:17:59,787
Ferret! Ferret! Ferret!
710
00:17:59,788 --> 00:18:00,887
Ow!
711
00:18:00,888 --> 00:18:03,520
Ow! Ow! Ow! Stop!
712
00:18:03,521 --> 00:18:04,753
Stop!
713
00:18:04,754 --> 00:18:06,653
You loser!
714
00:18:06,654 --> 00:18:07,787
Oh, my god.
715
00:18:07,788 --> 00:18:08,721
Oh, my god.
716
00:18:08,722 --> 00:18:09,853
Oh, my god, stop.
717
00:18:09,854 --> 00:18:10,953
Oh, my god, stop.
718
00:18:10,954 --> 00:18:13,320
Help!
719
00:18:13,321 --> 00:18:14,221
No!
720
00:18:14,222 --> 00:18:15,253
We can't get that candy.
721
00:18:15,254 --> 00:18:16,320
We can't get that candy.
722
00:18:16,321 --> 00:18:17,487
Get the candy out so
723
00:18:17,488 --> 00:18:18,188
we can end this!
724
00:18:18,189 --> 00:18:19,253
I don't think we're strong
725
00:18:19,254 --> 00:18:19,721
enough.
726
00:18:19,721 --> 00:18:20,721
I know, I know.
727
00:18:20,721 --> 00:18:21,621
I tried mymy hardest.
728
00:18:21,622 --> 00:18:22,787
I think we need a designated
729
00:18:22,788 --> 00:18:23,421
hitter.
730
00:18:23,421 --> 00:18:23,888
Yeah.
731
00:18:23,888 --> 00:18:24,788
What's going on?
732
00:18:24,789 --> 00:18:26,187
Let's bring him in!
733
00:18:26,188 --> 00:18:27,687
What? Who?
734
00:18:27,688 --> 00:18:31,688
Who?
735
00:18:35,154 --> 00:18:35,988
You wait until I get down.
736
00:18:35,989 --> 00:18:37,420
Who wanted to have a talk with
737
00:18:37,421 --> 00:18:38,853
Murray after that little video
738
00:18:38,854 --> 00:18:40,253
he made with her.
739
00:18:40,254 --> 00:18:41,988
That is my sister.
740
00:18:44,654 --> 00:18:47,087
That's Joe's sister.
741
00:18:47,088 --> 00:18:48,153
It was just a joke.
742
00:18:48,154 --> 00:18:49,320
It was just a joke.
743
00:18:49,321 --> 00:18:50,121
Oh, my god!
744
00:18:50,121 --> 00:18:51,121
I deserved that.
745
00:18:51,122 --> 00:18:52,154
Now put the bat down.
746
00:18:53,388 --> 00:18:54,487
You should respect marriage a
747
00:18:54,488 --> 00:18:55,221
little bit more.
748
00:18:55,222 --> 00:18:57,588
Ohh!
749
00:19:08,388 --> 00:19:09,553
That bat's broken.
750
00:19:09,554 --> 00:19:10,620
Give me another bat.
751
00:19:10,621 --> 00:19:12,354
No, no!
752
00:19:15,588 --> 00:19:18,853
Candy!
753
00:19:18,854 --> 00:19:20,553
So, am I getting down now?
754
00:19:20,554 --> 00:19:22,820
Aah! No! No!
755
00:19:22,821 --> 00:19:23,554
No, no, no, no!
756
00:19:23,555 --> 00:19:24,720
Hey, kids, who wants ice
757
00:19:24,721 --> 00:19:25,721
cream?!
758
00:19:26,721 --> 00:19:28,620
Come on! Let's go! Yeah!
759
00:19:28,621 --> 00:19:30,453
You guys, that's not funny.
760
00:19:30,454 --> 00:19:31,620
It's not funny!
761
00:19:31,621 --> 00:19:32,088
Joe!
762
00:19:32,088 --> 00:19:33,088
Come on, kids!
763
00:19:33,089 --> 00:19:34,120
Come on, everybody!
764
00:19:34,121 --> 00:19:37,421
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