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Narrator: Coming up...
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Go. Go.
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Say it. Say it.
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Say it right now.
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Narrator: Will the guys
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force q to steal a kiss?
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Can I get some of that
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action?
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Narrator: What happens when
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Joe drops a number 2?
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Hey!
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Ah, you're caught!
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Ohh!
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Narrator: And what's got sal
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talking trash?
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I will never forgive you!
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We're at compare foods in
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Brooklyn, trying to sneak as
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many pencils as we can onto
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unsuspecting shoppers.
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Pockets, bags, hats... I
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don't care if you put it in
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their hair, as long as you get
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it on them.
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But the shopper must keep all
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your pencils in order for your
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score to count.
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Whoever puts the most pencils
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on a stranger wins, and
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everybody else loses.
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So, it's like pickpocketing.
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It's more like
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"putspocketing."
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Hey, murr.
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The three of us are wearing
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"staten island" t-shirts.
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Staten island.
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Three of you do it... it's,
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suddenly, I'm the odd man out.
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Not suddenly.
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Suddenly?
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It's been that way for
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decades.
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I'm actually really nervous
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for this.
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Behind you.
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That's a loose Jean.
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The pocket's drooping off of
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him.
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Oh!
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Oh! Oh!
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This guy's caught up in his
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meat.
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Ohh!
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Ohh!
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So close!
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Yeah!
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Murr, he's browsing.
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He's browsing.
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Murr.
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Oh, there's one, murr.
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This is the jackpot.
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It's loose pants.
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Oh!
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3...
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4...
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5...
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Oh!
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Oh!
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Going on to the second.
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You're getting very brazen.
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Oh!
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Murray, don't get cocky.
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Don't get cocky.
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Oh, my god.
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You got to be...
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ah!
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Ah!
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Seven pencils.
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He doesn't know he has them
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in his pocket.
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Seven? Impressive, Murray.
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Wow.
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Impressive, bud.
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He's not done.
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He's going for more.
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Where did you get this plant?
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He's got one in there.
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Look at this.
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I was looking for, like, the
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same plant... I was hoping to
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get.
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The bag counts, man.
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As conducive in an
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apartment.
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I used to live in a house in,
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like, Jersey.
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He's trying to distract her.
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You're creating a diversion.
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But the apartment is, like...
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the... oh, those pencils?
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Yeah.
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They're not my pencils.
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They're yours.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh!
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Great.
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Listen to me... the key is to
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cause a distraction.
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So, suddenly, he thinks he's
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a master putpocketer.
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What are you gonna... set off
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fireworks?
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Oh, here we go.
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She didn't even look.
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She didn't even look.
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She's got a handful and
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didn't even look up.
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Good diversion.
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Here you go.
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This guy's windblown.
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Ah!
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Ah!
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I can't believe it.
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He thought you were messing
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with his tie.
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Macaroni diversion.
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Oh, man!
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Sal, mother and daughter.
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Oh, there you go.
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Ohh.
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Perfect.
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A hood's a pocket,
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technically.
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It is.
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The hood counts.
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Wait. Wait. Wait.
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She's noticing... the mother's
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noticing.
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Look at... she's got in
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trouble.
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Ohh!
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She's keeping them.
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It's...
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she's...
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"It's nothing."
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All right, q, you're in.
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Are you... are you
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undercover?
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Nobody said anything about
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not posing as a store employee.
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Look at him.
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He's like, "he doesn't work
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here."
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Yeah.
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What's up, Ted?
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I'll see you at the, uh,
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dairy/produce softball game next
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week.
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Do... do you need help with
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anything?
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No? Okay. No problem.
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If you need help with anything,
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just let me know.
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Oh! Careful.
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Oh, one fell out!
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Whoa.
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All right, the kid's on to
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you.
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It fell out again.
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Oh, look. Look.
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The kid's pointing.
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Wait. Wait.
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Put it in.
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She's gonna notice.
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Put it in the pocket.
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She's gonna notice.
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Put it in! Put it in!
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Oh!
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Go! Go! Go, man!
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Ohh!
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She thinks he did it.
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The kid putpocketed.
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That kid gets the assist.
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He's going in.
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All right, Joey, you got to beat
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12 to win.
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Oh!
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There's one.
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The daughter knows what you're
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doing and is not saying
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anything.
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He's turned her into a
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co-conspirator.
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She's watching you.
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Two... that's two.
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Look at that... he's trying
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to put all the pencils in.
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How many is that?
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13.
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Ah, you're caught!
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Ohh.
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Ah, tortillas.
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He walks down the aisle.
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Oh!
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Oh!
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That does not count.
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She put 'em all down.
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Narrator: Q's the sharpest
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pencil in the box, putting sal,
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Joe, and murr on the loser
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board.
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Is that true, that when you
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lose one sense, all the other
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senses heighten?
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Yeah, my sense of smell is on
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point.
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That could just be the size of
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my nose.
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Well, you didn't lose any
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other senses.
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I didn't, but
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somebody's having a barbecue
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right now.
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In Alaska.
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Today, we're in the park,
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wearing these blacked-out
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sunglasses, so we won't be able
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to see a single thing.
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The other guys will be
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telling us where and how to move
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and what to say and do.
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After we do whatever we have
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to do, we'll take the sunglasses
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off and have to deal with the
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consequences.
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Right.
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And if you refuse to do
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anything, you lose.
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You can't see.
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Look at this.
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Could you... could you see my
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nose?
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Okay, "fedora the explorer,"
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you ready to go?
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Start walking.
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Put your arms down.
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You look like Frankenstein.
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I can't see
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yeah, walk straight.
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Straight, straight, straight.
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Keep going.
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I hear skateboarders.
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No, no... nobody warned me
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about the skateboarders.
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Walk forward.
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Right a little bit.
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A little left. Walk straight.
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Go ahead. Walk straight.
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Slow down.
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Stop.
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Stop.
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Turn right and say, "can I
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get some of that action?"
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Go. Go.
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Say it. Say it.
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Say it right now.
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Can I get some of that
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action?
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Take the glasses off.
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Take the glasses off.
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Oh.
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They were just making out.
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They were just making out.
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You guys were having a
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private moment.
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I just...
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I can't believe he said it.
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Turn around 180 degrees.
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To your right more.
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To your right.
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To your left now.
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Okay. "Excuse me."
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Excuse me.
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"Is that bitch taken?"
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Have a good day.
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It's a lovely day in the park.
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It was a dog, you idiot.
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It was a dog.
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Got him.
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All right, you got me.
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Here we go.
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All right, Sally, put those
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glasses on.
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You can't see a thing.
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Okay. Walk.
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To your left a little bit.
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Oh, it's not so easy, huh,
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buddy?
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I can't believe how dark
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these glasses are.
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Now, go forward.
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Keep walking.
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All right, bend over a little
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bit and shoo these pigeons.
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"Shoo! Shoo!"
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Shoo! Shoo!
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Get out of here!
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Fly! Fly away!
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Shoo those pigeons.
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Shoo! Shoo! Shoo!
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Shoo!
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Take your glasses off.
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Shoo!
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I just, uh, I just dropped acid,
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and I thought I saw pigeons.
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Sorry about that. Sorry.
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All right, take care.
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Have a good day.
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Oh, god.
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I'm actually... I'm actually
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shaking.
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Okay, great.
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Walk straight.
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Keep going.
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He looks so weird.
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Turn right. Turn right.
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Okay, keep coming straight.
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How about a cool walk?
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Okay, straight.
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Stop.
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Oh!
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Okay.
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You stupid
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that's what you get for your
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cool walk.
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Sal, after this next one, you
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can't run.
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You run... you lose.
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You... wait.
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Wait. Wait. Wait.
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You're saying that, if I run
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after I say it?
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Yes.
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Don't worry, bud.
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You'll be fine.
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All right, now walk straight.
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All right, left.
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All right.
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Now I want you to stop.
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Turn left. Face him.
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Go, "hey, buddy, I can take you
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in a fight."
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He's looking. Say it.
355
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What if he punches me in the
356
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face?
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You cannot run.
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Hey, buddy.
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I can take you in a fight.
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Yeah.
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Real intimidating street lamp.
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Okay, ready, Joe?
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Walk straight.
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Turn right.
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Now hard right.
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"Excuse me, sir.
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Excuse me, sir."
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Excuse me, sir.
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Excuse me, sir.
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Points with the right hand.
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Point to it. Point to it.
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Excuse me. Excuse me.
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"You want me to throw that
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out for you?"
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Point down.
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You want me to throw that out
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for you?
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No, I don't.
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I can throw it out if you
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want.
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No, I don't.
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No? You don't want me to?
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Oh, my god.
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In case he didn't want that
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baby.
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You guys are terrible.
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Put the glasses back on.
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All right, Joe, walk... walk
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forward.
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Walk forward two steps.
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Say it.
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Take the glasses off.
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Take the glasses off.
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Enjoy your day.
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Oh, my god.
396
00:10:12,221 --> 00:10:13,287
Joe. Okay, Joe, walk forward.
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Hurry up.
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Left, left, left.
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Turn hard left and walk
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forward.
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Stop. Stop.
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Turn right.
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Turn right.
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Say, "excuse me."
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Excuse me.
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00:10:18,855 --> 00:10:19,887
"I refuse to be bullied."
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I refuse to be bullied.
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Now take off the glasses.
409
00:10:25,721 --> 00:10:26,688
I just... it's an
410
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anti-bullying thing.
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00:10:27,655 --> 00:10:28,988
I'm sorry... just making sure.
412
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Enjoy your day, ma'am.
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She squared up to me.
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00:10:35,821 --> 00:10:37,254
She...
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Put it on.
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00:10:40,588 --> 00:10:41,421
Oh, my god.
417
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It's pitch-black.
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I can't see anything.
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It's even worse when you
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walk.
421
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I'm terrified.
422
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Stop right there and... and
423
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start humping.
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Oh.
425
00:10:55,521 --> 00:10:56,121
Point.
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00:10:56,121 --> 00:10:57,121
There you go.
427
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Walk and do it.
428
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Walk and do it.
429
00:11:00,588 --> 00:11:01,354
Keep going, buddy.
430
00:11:01,354 --> 00:11:01,854
Keep going.
431
00:11:01,854 --> 00:11:02,654
You're following her.
432
00:11:02,655 --> 00:11:03,988
You're following her.
433
00:11:05,088 --> 00:11:06,088
Right, right, right.
434
00:11:06,088 --> 00:11:07,088
Turn right.
435
00:11:08,454 --> 00:11:09,454
Do it. Do it.
436
00:11:12,188 --> 00:11:13,587
Take the glasses off.
437
00:11:13,588 --> 00:11:15,254
Oh, my god.
438
00:11:15,954 --> 00:11:17,087
Oh!
439
00:11:17,088 --> 00:11:18,253
What are you doing behind my
440
00:11:18,254 --> 00:11:18,721
back?
441
00:11:18,722 --> 00:11:20,287
Was I... was I behind your
442
00:11:20,288 --> 00:11:20,754
back?
443
00:11:20,754 --> 00:11:21,321
Yeah, yeah.
444
00:11:21,321 --> 00:11:22,321
I didn't know.
445
00:11:27,154 --> 00:11:28,620
All right, murr, put 'em on.
446
00:11:28,621 --> 00:11:30,453
You idiots.
447
00:11:30,454 --> 00:11:31,753
All right, now, ready, murr?
448
00:11:31,754 --> 00:11:33,620
Walk straight.
449
00:11:33,621 --> 00:11:34,588
Step over the chain.
450
00:11:34,588 --> 00:11:35,321
Do you feel it?
451
00:11:35,321 --> 00:11:36,088
Step over it.
452
00:11:36,088 --> 00:11:36,721
That'll be good.
453
00:11:36,721 --> 00:11:37,288
Okay, great.
454
00:11:37,288 --> 00:11:38,121
Now just walk straight.
455
00:11:38,122 --> 00:11:39,154
Oh, my god.
456
00:11:39,788 --> 00:11:40,521
Keep going, buddy.
457
00:11:40,522 --> 00:11:42,187
There's nothing in front of you.
458
00:11:42,188 --> 00:11:43,920
Straight. Go straight.
459
00:11:43,921 --> 00:11:45,087
Okay, stop. Stop. Stop. Stop.
460
00:11:45,088 --> 00:11:46,320
Okay, now, just start going,
461
00:11:46,321 --> 00:11:47,720
"psst, come here."
462
00:11:47,721 --> 00:11:49,821
Psst, come here.
463
00:11:50,654 --> 00:11:53,187
Psst, come here.
464
00:11:53,188 --> 00:11:55,487
Hey, you, come here.
465
00:11:55,488 --> 00:11:56,321
Come here.
466
00:11:56,321 --> 00:11:57,288
Take the glasses off.
467
00:11:57,289 --> 00:11:58,420
Take your glasses... take
468
00:11:58,421 --> 00:11:59,154
your glasses off.
469
00:11:59,155 --> 00:12:01,254
Oh, no. No!
470
00:12:02,721 --> 00:12:05,587
Oh. It's a beautiful day, isn't
471
00:12:05,588 --> 00:12:07,253
it, parents?
472
00:12:07,254 --> 00:12:09,087
It's such a beautiful day in the
473
00:12:09,088 --> 00:12:10,088
park.
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00:12:10,921 --> 00:12:12,154
Go back and play, kids.
475
00:12:13,788 --> 00:12:14,887
Narrator: Sal and q couldn't
476
00:12:14,888 --> 00:12:16,087
keep their eyes on the prize, so
477
00:12:16,088 --> 00:12:17,130
they're each looking at a loss.
478
00:12:17,154 --> 00:12:18,587
Today, we're teaming up to
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show exciting travel
480
00:12:19,589 --> 00:12:20,987
opportunities to prospective
481
00:12:20,988 --> 00:12:21,588
clients.
482
00:12:21,589 --> 00:12:22,853
But our presentations have
483
00:12:22,854 --> 00:12:24,320
been made by the other team.
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00:12:24,321 --> 00:12:25,154
At the end of the
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00:12:25,155 --> 00:12:26,220
presentation, we'll ask the
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00:12:26,221 --> 00:12:27,387
clients to raise their hand if
487
00:12:27,388 --> 00:12:28,354
they're interested in the
488
00:12:28,388 --> 00:12:28,854
property.
489
00:12:28,855 --> 00:12:29,920
Whichever team gets the
490
00:12:29,921 --> 00:12:32,121
fewest hands raised loses.
491
00:12:34,088 --> 00:12:35,153
Hello. Hi. I'm Brian.
492
00:12:35,154 --> 00:12:35,654
Hello.
493
00:12:35,654 --> 00:12:36,321
Hello. How are you?
494
00:12:36,322 --> 00:12:37,521
Hi, everybody. Come on in.
495
00:12:37,554 --> 00:12:38,388
Hey, how are you?
496
00:12:38,388 --> 00:12:38,988
Thanks for coming.
497
00:12:38,989 --> 00:12:40,087
Have a seat, everyone.
498
00:12:40,088 --> 00:12:41,453
I'm Brian. This is James.
499
00:12:41,454 --> 00:12:42,454
Well, there's one travel
500
00:12:42,455 --> 00:12:43,587
opportunity, in particular, we'd
501
00:12:43,588 --> 00:12:44,687
like to take you through today.
502
00:12:44,688 --> 00:12:45,753
They're gonna have to talk
503
00:12:45,754 --> 00:12:46,887
their way out of a lot of stuff,
504
00:12:46,888 --> 00:12:47,454
which I like.
505
00:12:47,455 --> 00:12:49,087
So, let's begin.
506
00:12:49,088 --> 00:12:50,920
Okay, casa brigante mujeres.
507
00:12:50,921 --> 00:12:54,553
It's in puerto plata, Mexico.
508
00:12:54,554 --> 00:12:56,453
General amenities of...
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00:12:56,454 --> 00:12:57,653
Of the resort... whirlpool,
510
00:12:57,654 --> 00:12:59,120
standard in all rooms.
511
00:12:59,121 --> 00:13:00,720
Every room has beachfront access
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00:13:00,721 --> 00:13:01,254
directly.
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00:13:01,254 --> 00:13:02,188
Here you go. Here you go.
514
00:13:02,188 --> 00:13:02,754
Here you go.
515
00:13:02,754 --> 00:13:03,521
We have...
516
00:13:03,521 --> 00:13:04,521
We've got an...
517
00:13:04,522 --> 00:13:05,754
An on-call Filipino.
518
00:13:09,954 --> 00:13:11,187
Like, a dude... like, a Filipino
519
00:13:11,188 --> 00:13:12,188
dude.
520
00:13:14,788 --> 00:13:16,688
He has a name, but he's on call.
521
00:13:17,621 --> 00:13:18,920
Uh, policies of the resort
522
00:13:18,921 --> 00:13:19,953
are important to note.
523
00:13:19,954 --> 00:13:21,087
They have some interesting
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00:13:21,088 --> 00:13:21,588
policies.
525
00:13:21,589 --> 00:13:22,653
Uh, unreturned
526
00:13:22,654 --> 00:13:23,887
towels are subject to a service
527
00:13:23,888 --> 00:13:24,888
charge.
528
00:13:27,288 --> 00:13:28,954
Too many dicks taking towels.
529
00:13:32,088 --> 00:13:34,520
Resort safety statistics...
530
00:13:34,521 --> 00:13:36,387
We like to be public with all of
531
00:13:36,388 --> 00:13:37,887
our safety records.
532
00:13:37,888 --> 00:13:39,087
Twice, two people had food
533
00:13:39,088 --> 00:13:40,088
poisoning.
534
00:13:40,354 --> 00:13:42,220
Just twice, which is actually
535
00:13:42,221 --> 00:13:44,087
far below the Mexican standard.
536
00:13:44,088 --> 00:13:45,088
Yeah, wait... so, four
537
00:13:45,089 --> 00:13:46,520
people... so, four people had
538
00:13:46,521 --> 00:13:47,354
food poisoning.
539
00:13:47,354 --> 00:13:48,121
Wait, no. Twice...
540
00:13:48,121 --> 00:13:49,088
Twice, two people had food
541
00:13:49,088 --> 00:13:49,521
poisoning.
542
00:13:49,521 --> 00:13:50,521
So, the same two people...
543
00:13:50,521 --> 00:13:51,454
The same two people had food
544
00:13:51,454 --> 00:13:52,088
poisoning twice.
545
00:13:52,088 --> 00:13:52,854
No, no, no, no, no.
546
00:13:52,854 --> 00:13:53,721
The same people?
547
00:13:53,722 --> 00:13:54,953
Twice, two different people
548
00:13:54,954 --> 00:13:55,821
had food poisoning.
549
00:13:55,822 --> 00:13:56,887
Yeah, we should make that
550
00:13:56,888 --> 00:13:57,888
clearer.
551
00:13:58,854 --> 00:14:00,453
Yeah. The property also
552
00:14:00,454 --> 00:14:01,454
features...
553
00:14:02,954 --> 00:14:04,087
Best places to boink... we
554
00:14:04,088 --> 00:14:04,888
label them for you.
555
00:14:04,888 --> 00:14:05,854
There are two spots.
556
00:14:05,855 --> 00:14:07,087
Two spots, though... those
557
00:14:07,088 --> 00:14:07,921
two spots, especially.
558
00:14:07,922 --> 00:14:08,954
Let's move on.
559
00:14:08,988 --> 00:14:09,688
All right.
560
00:14:09,688 --> 00:14:10,521
And, yeah.
561
00:14:10,521 --> 00:14:11,521
Yep.
562
00:14:16,554 --> 00:14:18,353
There's just a lot of places
563
00:14:18,354 --> 00:14:19,354
to boink.
564
00:14:20,188 --> 00:14:23,188
And, also...
565
00:14:24,888 --> 00:14:27,120
That's your hat.
566
00:14:27,121 --> 00:14:29,554
My balls are in your hat.
567
00:14:36,554 --> 00:14:38,387
Nudity is tolerated on
568
00:14:38,388 --> 00:14:39,553
premises.
569
00:14:39,554 --> 00:14:40,788
That's not right.
570
00:14:41,921 --> 00:14:43,853
So, what we'd like to ask
571
00:14:43,854 --> 00:14:45,320
right now is... you've seen the
572
00:14:45,321 --> 00:14:45,821
resort.
573
00:14:45,822 --> 00:14:47,187
By show of hands, how many of
574
00:14:47,188 --> 00:14:48,453
you are interested in this
575
00:14:48,454 --> 00:14:50,553
travel opportunity?
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00:14:50,554 --> 00:14:51,521
1, 2, 3.
577
00:14:51,521 --> 00:14:52,388
1, 2, 3.
578
00:14:52,388 --> 00:14:53,088
That's insane.
579
00:14:53,088 --> 00:14:53,588
That's nuts.
580
00:14:53,588 --> 00:14:54,588
Thank you so much for your
581
00:14:54,588 --> 00:14:55,288
time for coming in.
582
00:14:55,289 --> 00:14:56,320
I guess what I'm gonna do is
583
00:14:56,321 --> 00:14:57,354
go clean my hat.
584
00:14:58,488 --> 00:14:59,620
We didn't talk about the last
585
00:14:59,621 --> 00:15:01,087
time you did this to me.
586
00:15:01,088 --> 00:15:02,153
Just do me a favor... don't
587
00:15:02,154 --> 00:15:02,821
leave the room.
588
00:15:02,821 --> 00:15:03,754
I will get through it.
589
00:15:03,755 --> 00:15:04,953
I will support you when you need
590
00:15:04,954 --> 00:15:05,354
me.
591
00:15:05,355 --> 00:15:07,120
I am gonna be your rock.
592
00:15:07,121 --> 00:15:08,553
Hey, guys, how you doing?
593
00:15:08,554 --> 00:15:09,488
Hey, guys.
594
00:15:09,488 --> 00:15:10,321
Uh, I'm sal.
595
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I'm Joe.
596
00:15:11,089 --> 00:15:12,187
We'll take you through some
597
00:15:12,188 --> 00:15:13,154
timeshare opportunities.
598
00:15:13,155 --> 00:15:14,187
Let us know what you think.
599
00:15:14,188 --> 00:15:15,453
All right, so, let's get
600
00:15:15,454 --> 00:15:17,820
started.
601
00:15:17,821 --> 00:15:19,153
This is a place called
602
00:15:19,154 --> 00:15:20,720
Lawrence isle, as the new
603
00:15:20,721 --> 00:15:21,688
travel opportunity that we're
604
00:15:21,688 --> 00:15:22,454
presenting here today.
605
00:15:22,454 --> 00:15:23,354
There's all different
606
00:15:23,354 --> 00:15:24,288
amenities on the property.
607
00:15:24,289 --> 00:15:26,153
Yeah. "People who vacation
608
00:15:26,154 --> 00:15:27,687
at Lawrence isle are..."
609
00:15:27,688 --> 00:15:28,953
This is the demographic here.
610
00:15:28,954 --> 00:15:30,120
They're always happier.
611
00:15:30,121 --> 00:15:31,620
Always happier.
612
00:15:31,621 --> 00:15:32,853
Less likely to get stressed.
613
00:15:32,854 --> 00:15:33,954
The whole point.
614
00:15:35,288 --> 00:15:36,621
Less likely to get attacked.
615
00:15:38,121 --> 00:15:39,820
There are a lot of wild
616
00:15:39,821 --> 00:15:40,454
animals out there.
617
00:15:40,454 --> 00:15:41,354
Are there, like, rangers out
618
00:15:41,355 --> 00:15:42,520
there?
619
00:15:42,521 --> 00:15:43,421
We have state rangers on the
620
00:15:43,422 --> 00:15:44,487
perimeter, and then, of course,
621
00:15:44,488 --> 00:15:45,254
we have our own private
622
00:15:45,255 --> 00:15:46,320
security.
623
00:15:46,321 --> 00:15:46,854
Nice.
624
00:15:46,854 --> 00:15:47,854
Yeah.
625
00:15:48,188 --> 00:15:49,787
We caught the alligator who
626
00:15:49,788 --> 00:15:51,088
ate the DeLuca boy.
627
00:15:51,688 --> 00:15:53,587
Lawrence isle...
628
00:15:53,588 --> 00:15:55,220
Look at sal. Look at sal.
629
00:15:55,221 --> 00:15:57,087
We named a... a path after
630
00:15:57,088 --> 00:15:57,454
him.
631
00:15:57,455 --> 00:15:58,920
There's the DeLuca boy...
632
00:15:58,921 --> 00:16:00,320
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
633
00:16:00,321 --> 00:16:01,954
There's the DeLuca boy path.
634
00:16:02,754 --> 00:16:03,421
All right.
635
00:16:03,422 --> 00:16:05,087
So, then, he's now stuffed and
636
00:16:05,088 --> 00:16:07,687
available for pictures, though.
637
00:16:07,688 --> 00:16:10,320
The alligator, not the...
638
00:16:10,321 --> 00:16:11,553
Not the DeLuca boy.
639
00:16:11,554 --> 00:16:12,754
Look at the DeLuca boy.
640
00:16:13,554 --> 00:16:14,820
May he rest in
641
00:16:14,821 --> 00:16:15,988
peace.
642
00:16:16,854 --> 00:16:18,253
You want to come on, man?
643
00:16:18,254 --> 00:16:19,920
What?
644
00:16:19,921 --> 00:16:20,921
Sal's gone.
645
00:16:23,754 --> 00:16:24,787
Perfect for lovers.
646
00:16:24,788 --> 00:16:26,387
Oh, my god!
647
00:16:26,388 --> 00:16:27,687
Just wait.
648
00:16:27,688 --> 00:16:28,688
Uh.
649
00:16:30,354 --> 00:16:33,353
That's q kissing sal's
650
00:16:33,354 --> 00:16:34,354
sister.
651
00:16:35,154 --> 00:16:36,220
What are we... where we
652
00:16:36,221 --> 00:16:36,621
going?
653
00:16:36,622 --> 00:16:38,621
Where we going with this?
654
00:16:41,988 --> 00:16:43,488
That's your sister.
655
00:16:44,988 --> 00:16:47,087
Oh, wow.
656
00:16:47,088 --> 00:16:48,521
Ohh, wow.
657
00:16:50,088 --> 00:16:51,353
Oh, my god!
658
00:16:51,354 --> 00:16:52,787
Uh. And they accept all
659
00:16:52,788 --> 00:16:53,887
lifestyles, as well.
660
00:16:53,888 --> 00:16:54,854
Oh, my god.
661
00:16:54,855 --> 00:16:56,853
He's lost. He's lost.
662
00:16:56,854 --> 00:16:57,953
What else?
663
00:16:57,954 --> 00:17:00,187
Uh. Um.
664
00:17:00,188 --> 00:17:01,188
And you can j...
665
00:17:02,354 --> 00:17:03,188
and that.
666
00:17:03,188 --> 00:17:03,788
So, yeah. So...
667
00:17:03,788 --> 00:17:04,754
Turn around and look.
668
00:17:04,754 --> 00:17:05,721
Turn around and look.
669
00:17:05,722 --> 00:17:07,553
You turn around and look.
670
00:17:07,554 --> 00:17:08,354
Don't.
671
00:17:08,355 --> 00:17:10,187
Turn around.
672
00:17:10,188 --> 00:17:12,488
You turn around right now.
673
00:17:18,721 --> 00:17:21,353
That's a sal's sister
674
00:17:21,354 --> 00:17:22,354
sandwich.
675
00:17:23,488 --> 00:17:24,620
Lawrence isle.
676
00:17:24,621 --> 00:17:25,221
Lawrence isle.
677
00:17:25,222 --> 00:17:26,287
There you go. Oh.
678
00:17:26,288 --> 00:17:29,088
There it is.
679
00:17:29,888 --> 00:17:31,187
By show of hands, anybody
680
00:17:31,188 --> 00:17:32,653
interested in hearing more about
681
00:17:32,654 --> 00:17:34,254
that property?
682
00:17:37,588 --> 00:17:38,754
None.
683
00:17:38,788 --> 00:17:39,788
Not a single hand.
684
00:17:40,521 --> 00:17:41,720
Narrator: And with that,
685
00:17:41,721 --> 00:17:42,721
sal's our biggest loser.
686
00:17:44,488 --> 00:17:46,187
Sal's made us promise to stop
687
00:17:46,188 --> 00:17:47,787
with the "gross" punishments.
688
00:17:47,788 --> 00:17:49,287
And we will...
689
00:17:49,288 --> 00:17:50,787
Once he stops losing.
690
00:17:50,788 --> 00:17:52,853
Sal, welcome to your worst
691
00:17:52,854 --> 00:17:53,754
nightmare.
692
00:17:53,755 --> 00:17:56,353
Here we go.
693
00:17:56,354 --> 00:17:57,354
Here we...
694
00:17:59,888 --> 00:18:01,387
It's punishment time.
695
00:18:01,388 --> 00:18:02,787
So, what we did for your
696
00:18:02,788 --> 00:18:04,620
punishment is we went and hid it
697
00:18:04,621 --> 00:18:05,354
in this pile of garbage...
698
00:18:05,355 --> 00:18:07,420
Right here on this trash barge.
699
00:18:07,421 --> 00:18:08,520
You hid what?
700
00:18:08,521 --> 00:18:09,587
Something of mine?
701
00:18:09,588 --> 00:18:10,787
Oh, oh. I'm sorry.
702
00:18:10,788 --> 00:18:12,188
Your brand-new cellphone.
703
00:18:13,221 --> 00:18:14,654
Your cellphone.
704
00:18:16,354 --> 00:18:17,653
There's no way for me to find
705
00:18:17,654 --> 00:18:18,654
anything in this.
706
00:18:19,788 --> 00:18:20,588
Good luck, buddy.
707
00:18:20,588 --> 00:18:21,121
Good luck.
708
00:18:21,121 --> 00:18:22,121
Good luck, buddy.
709
00:18:22,454 --> 00:18:23,720
Let me tell you something
710
00:18:23,721 --> 00:18:24,953
right now... I don't want my
711
00:18:24,954 --> 00:18:26,153
phone to be in here, but my
712
00:18:26,154 --> 00:18:27,154
phone better be in here.
713
00:18:27,621 --> 00:18:28,687
Understand what I'm saying?
714
00:18:28,688 --> 00:18:29,221
Yeah.
715
00:18:29,222 --> 00:18:30,253
Ohh.
716
00:18:30,254 --> 00:18:31,821
Is that diarrhea?
717
00:18:35,121 --> 00:18:37,120
Oh, my god.
718
00:18:37,121 --> 00:18:38,587
The smell is unbearable.
719
00:18:38,588 --> 00:18:39,920
We could be here a long time,
720
00:18:39,921 --> 00:18:41,588
guys.
721
00:18:45,421 --> 00:18:46,354
Is that a used diaper?
722
00:18:46,354 --> 00:18:46,921
Is that it?
723
00:18:46,922 --> 00:18:47,953
Is that a used diaper, or is
724
00:18:47,954 --> 00:18:48,588
that your phone?
725
00:18:48,588 --> 00:18:49,588
Oh, my god.
726
00:18:50,454 --> 00:18:52,720
Oh, my god. It smells so bad.
727
00:18:52,721 --> 00:18:55,653
Ohh!
728
00:18:55,654 --> 00:18:57,387
Sal.
729
00:18:57,388 --> 00:18:58,354
This is my phone.
730
00:18:58,354 --> 00:18:59,354
Don't worry.
731
00:19:03,088 --> 00:19:11,088
Oh
732
00:19:12,321 --> 00:19:14,487
Hey, sal.
733
00:19:14,488 --> 00:19:16,220
Just call us when you want us to
734
00:19:16,221 --> 00:19:17,088
pick you up.
735
00:19:17,089 --> 00:19:18,254
Hurry. Find it real fast.
736
00:19:19,121 --> 00:19:21,288
Are you kidding me right now?
737
00:19:24,088 --> 00:19:25,988
Bon voyage!
738
00:19:26,954 --> 00:19:28,887
I will never forgive you!
739
00:19:28,888 --> 00:19:30,687
Arrivederc'.
740
00:19:30,688 --> 00:19:32,087
I hate you!
741
00:19:32,088 --> 00:19:33,587
Call us when you find the
742
00:19:33,588 --> 00:19:34,154
phone.
743
00:19:34,155 --> 00:19:35,453
Just call us, and we'll send
744
00:19:35,454 --> 00:19:36,421
the boat back.
745
00:19:36,422 --> 00:19:38,087
I'm never gonna find
746
00:19:38,088 --> 00:19:39,088
it!
747
00:19:39,588 --> 00:19:42,287
Oh, my god.
748
00:19:42,288 --> 00:19:43,653
Oh, god.
749
00:19:43,654 --> 00:19:45,087
We're basically on the high seas
750
00:19:45,088 --> 00:19:45,888
now at this point.
751
00:19:45,889 --> 00:19:47,220
Aah, aah, aaah, aah!
752
00:19:47,221 --> 00:19:49,588
Ohh, tomato sauce everywhere!
753
00:19:50,754 --> 00:19:52,820
Ohh, all over my shoes
754
00:19:52,821 --> 00:19:53,688
and pants!
755
00:19:53,689 --> 00:19:55,254
Have we lost sal forever?
756
00:19:55,854 --> 00:19:56,688
Oh, my god.
757
00:19:56,689 --> 00:19:58,587
This is so up.
758
00:19:58,588 --> 00:20:00,721
There's a full gallon of milk!
759
00:20:02,021 --> 00:20:03,153
A full gallon!
760
00:20:03,154 --> 00:20:04,820
Guys, I have no idea where
761
00:20:04,821 --> 00:20:05,421
this is.
762
00:20:05,422 --> 00:20:07,653
This is gross.
763
00:20:07,654 --> 00:20:08,887
Ah!
764
00:20:08,888 --> 00:20:11,120
Aha!
765
00:20:11,121 --> 00:20:15,088
It really is my phone!
766
00:20:16,221 --> 00:20:16,854
Oh, it's sal.
767
00:20:16,854 --> 00:20:17,688
You're not gonna...
768
00:20:17,688 --> 00:20:18,254
voicemail.
769
00:20:18,254 --> 00:20:19,254
Oh, god.
770
00:20:19,255 --> 00:20:22,120
Stop sending me to voicemail!
771
00:20:22,121 --> 00:20:23,820
Get me off the damn boat!
772
00:20:23,821 --> 00:20:24,821
Enough is enough.
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