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Narrator: Coming up, can q
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and sal close the deal?
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What makes the difference,
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guys?
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Unh!
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This is ridiculous.
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Narrator: What's left Joe in
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k?
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Three, four times a day.
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Narrator: Will sal eat and
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run?
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He's going in.
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Narrator: And later,
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tonight's big loser is forced
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into a cage match you've got to
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see to believe.
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From this point forward, our
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fate shall be determined by
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the...
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All: Wheel of doom!
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We shall each step forth and
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take a spin on the...
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All: Wheel of doom!
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To not lose, you must do
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what is decreed by the...
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All: Wheel of doom!
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The...
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All: Wheel of doom!
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You're first up, baby.
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Yeah.
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I feel like the wheel of doom
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has it in for me.
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There's some doozies on
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there.
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I feel like this is gonna be a
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bad spin.
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Wheel of doom, baby.
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Wheel of doom.
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Come on, wheel.
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Doom, doom, doom, doom, doom,
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doom, doom!
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Here we go!
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That is impossible.
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How do you get somebody to
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lay down on the floor in a mall?
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Good luck to you, man, 'cause
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you're about to ask these guys
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in front of you.
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Guys, you mind if I ask your
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opinion on this?
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I'm surprising my girl by
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getting her...
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I'm gonna replace the whole
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bedroom set.
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They got two choices upstairs...
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A queen-size or this is the
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full-size.
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Where's he going with this?
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She's a spooner.
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Oh.
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You know what I mean?
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So, you know what I'm saying,
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right?
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She makes us spoon constantly.
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But she's kind of like your
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heft.
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If she was here, it'd be easy.
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Um...
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Spoon with me real quick, just
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for one second, and I'll tell
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you in one second if it's gonna
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be big enough.
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For one second.
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She's the same dimensions as
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you, but just for one sec.
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Come here.
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One second.
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I will jump off of this ledge
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if he does it.
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I will jump off the ledge.
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Hook a brother up, man.
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I got to buy it today.
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It's on sale.
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Dude, don't do it.
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Don't do it.
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Just real quick.
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I can't believe this.
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Look at...
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he's not spooning you!
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He's not spooning you!
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Spoon with me, dude!
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No, no.
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I need your arm over me.
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And I want to see the arm reach.
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Dude, it'll take one second.
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Okay, come on.
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He's doing it!
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He's doing it!
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Wow!
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Ready, boys?
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Oh!
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Teeth flossed by a stranger.
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'Cause I didn't want to tell
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you, but you got a little
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something.
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Wheel of doom, what happened?
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I thought we were friends.
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Who in this mall will go
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ahead and floss a stranger's
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tooth?
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It's a weird thing.
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It's like asking somebody to
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wipe your butt.
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I don't even know if I can go
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through with this.
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Excuse me, girls?
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Girls, could you help me floss
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my teeth?
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No?
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Could you help me floss my
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teeth?
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No?
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No, no dice.
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Hey, what's going on, man?
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Can I ask you for a quick favor?
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Could you, um...
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Could you help me floss my
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teeth?
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'Cause it's stuck in there, and
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I just can't get it.
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Let me tell you why... I have a
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hot date.
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I'm meeting a girl.
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I've had a crush on her since
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the 6th grade.
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Ooh.
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Sympathy floss.
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And I'm meeting her right
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now, and I'm just worried that
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if I show up...
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Could you help me out?
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I promise you, 100%, this guy
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won't do it.
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Like, just a quick zip of the
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floss?
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Don't do it, guy.
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Thank you.
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Oh, my god!
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He's doing it!
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Oh, my god.
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You son of a
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when you look a guy in the
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eye and say, "it's about a girl.
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I need this, man"...
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It happens.
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You do it.
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Here we go.
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Come on, wheel of doom.
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Right past that automatic
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win.
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Oh! F...
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Could you give me a second to
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prepare?
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Your face is all red.
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It is red.
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All over here.
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That was messed up.
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Give it a good spin, Joe.
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Come on!
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That's it.
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Oh!
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"Get a stranger's shoe and
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smell it."
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Oh, who'd have thought I'm gonna
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use my nose?
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Now, Joe, you've got to take
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someone's shoe off and smell it.
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All the way down to the
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toesies.
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Joe, the guy on the bench
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right there with the sneakers.
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How do you talk somebody out
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of their shoe and then talk them
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into letting you smell it?
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That's his problem, my
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friend.
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Look at the filthy shoe!
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Those were once white shoes.
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You think he's distracted?
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You're gonna be able to slip his
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shoes off without him knowing?
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Your shoe... is that comfy?
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With the two laces?
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Yeah?
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Can I see it?
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Yeah, can I...
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Yeah, thanks.
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No, no!
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No!
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He let him take it off!
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They're comfortable, too?
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Yeah?
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He's halfway there.
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This is gross.
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He's gonna do it.
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Joe, take the loss.
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Take the loss!
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Narrator: The wheel of doom
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claimed no victims this round.
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You know what I really like?
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Walking around town with you
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guys.
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I love it!
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I never get tired of it.
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You know what I mean?
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We walk from pizzerias to dance
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studios.
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I like the fact that we're
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keeping it green.
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Yeah.
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We don't use any modes of
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transportation besides our own
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hoofs.
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We must be really tired.
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Watch out now... hot suit!
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We're pairing up as ad execs
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about to head upstairs to pitch
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potential clients.
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But each team has written the
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presentations for each other.
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At the end of the
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presentations, we'll ask the
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clients to rate us on a scale
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from 1 to 10.
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Whichever team gets the
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lowest rating loses.
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Hey. How are you?
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These guys look like they
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mean business.
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Yeah, grab a seat there,
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guys.
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We are a marketing/advertising
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company.
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We cover all facets of
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marketing.
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Recent accounts we've landed.
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Now here's where you're gonna be
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impressed, guys.
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Food... I'm sure you've all
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eaten today.
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No, we landed food.
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"We landed all of food."
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Uh...
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Water.
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Not bottled water.
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Not that.
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Not even tap water.
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Water.
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When was the last time you
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had water.
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You're welcome.
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What makes a difference,
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guys?
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What makes the difference?
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And we...
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We chest bump after every slide.
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We haven't yet, but we're
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gonna start now.
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Very exciting.
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And you guys, if you want to
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chest bump a little bit after
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every slide, go right ahead.
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Okay.
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Also, just...
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really, though, a moment of
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silence for lost loved ones.
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Then chest bump.
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This is the worst marketing
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presentation ever.
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Example of a commercial.
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Now to show you the video.
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Just let me sleep.
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They can't even look at these
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guys.
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Euthanasia.
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Okay, it gets a bad rap, but
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we're here to say...
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No.
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Q is hiding behind sal!
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He's in the corner.
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I just get a little choked
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up.
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We're an out-of-the-box
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company.
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That's why we're glad that you
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got to listen to us.
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Here's the survey.
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Please circle a number.
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We'll be back in one minute.
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This is... this is
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ridiculous.
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Do it, do it, do it.
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What is it? What is it?
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"Scale not low enough"... how's
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that?
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One. One!
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Nice to meet you.
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How are you?
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Make yourselves comfortable.
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Yeah, have a seat.
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Right there's fine.
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Today is about us.
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We're about to tell you guys
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about our company, what
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Maya sol's about.
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We provide sound
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advertisement solutions for your
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ever-changing global
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marketplace.
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So, some of our major clients.
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Calvin cheech.
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Cal. Cal cheech.
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We got a big week on
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fashion week.
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Cal cheech is one of our biggest
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clients.
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Stephen.
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To his friends, he's "Steve."
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Uh...
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Okay.
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So, this is a chart.
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This is your profits chart.
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And the average return on
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investment, a.K.A. Profits, and
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you notice that it comes... it
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comes back.
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Is there a reason you're
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presenting these concepts on,
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like, spiral ring-binder note
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paper?
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Well, our phrase that we go
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by in the office is "keep it
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stupid-simple.
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It's simple, stupid."
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Our design is really...
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They're basically monkeys with
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pencils, and this is what we're
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doing.
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We're in the room here, making
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the best of spiral-notebook
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photocopies, because they really
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went all out.
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Here are some examples of our
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regular print ads that we've
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done.
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You're gonna love this one,
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man.
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Okay.
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So, this is Arturo's beans.
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And this is...
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The catchphrase we came up with
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this is...
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"Come on, guys.
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It's Arturo's beans, man."
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See what we did?
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In closing...
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Now, your future plus...
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Our future...
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Equals...
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Both: Pretty bright.
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So bright, in fact, that "you
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gotta wear shades."
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"Hand out shades."
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Did you have your own shades?
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I didn't bring... The shades.
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I forgot the shades.
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Well, that was our big...
378
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That's our big finish, though.
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Thanks so much for your time,
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guys.
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Really appreciate it.
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We're gonna step out of the
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room for the moment.
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If you would be so kind as to
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give us a rating?
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And then we'll be back in in
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just a few moments.
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I mean, I have my answer.
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I'll just tell you.
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What is it? What is it?
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Three!
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We got a three!
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Q and sal and mad men because
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they are the first ones up on
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the loser board.
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How come they don't make ads
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for guys like me?
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Like, "hey! Buy this!"
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Cut to the chase!
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Cut to the chase.
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"Hey! We got a new car out!
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Buy it!"
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So you just want to be told
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what to do by an insensitive
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dude?
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Yeah, just, "q, buy this."
407
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We're at the food court at
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the Jersey gardens mall.
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My favorite place to bring a
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date.
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We're posing as custodial
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workers cleaning up after
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shoppers.
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The catch is, we've got to do
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and say what we're told.
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And if you refuse, you lose.
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Narrator: It's Joe and sal in
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a joker versus joker challenge.
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Hey, Joe, do me a favor...
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Try for this guy right next to
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you.
422
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How's it going, bro?
423
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Good?
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How's the chicken... bourbon
425
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chicken? Good?
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Joe, don't stop cursing.
427
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That's my favorite
428
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man.
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I eat the out of that
430
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all day long.
431
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Know what I'm saying?
432
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Keep going.
433
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Sometimes I walk in here, i'm
434
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like, "what the am I
435
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gonna eat?" 'Cause there's so
436
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much to choose from.
437
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I'm like, "I could eat the
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out of any of these
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places."
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Sometimes I start on
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this end, I walk to the other
442
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end with that
443
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sometimes I go over here, and I
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all the way
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and then I'll over here.
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Who here with the
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and the
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there.
449
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Here there
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everywhere.
451
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You know what I'm saying.
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Enjoy your chicken.
453
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He looks hungry.
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He looks a little peckish.
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Hey, sal, could you reach
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over to there?
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We put fork and some tape for
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you.
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Tape the fork to the end of your
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broom...
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And eat off somebody's plate.
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You don't want to be rude.
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You don't want to interrupt
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people while they're eating.
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So you want to do it from a
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distance.
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Yeah. Yeah, the big guy.
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His meal looks good.
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Wait. I'm not gonna do that
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guy.
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Yes, yes, you are!
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Yes, you are!
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This guy does not look like
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he's in the mood for guff,
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buddy.
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Good luck.
477
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Oh, my god.
478
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There he goes.
479
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He's going in!
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Ah! He got one!
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They don't give me a lunch
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break.
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What?
484
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Narrator: The verdict from
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the food court is no losers.
486
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Q and sal remain tied for last.
487
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Paramount oral surgery.
488
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We had so much fun playing
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dental assistants last time,
490
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we're doing it again.
491
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We have to do and say whatever
492
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the other guys tell us.
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And if you refuse, you lose.
494
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Ahh.
495
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Joe... how are you doing?
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I'm doing all right.
497
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How are you doing?
498
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Very well.
499
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Come on in. Have a seat.
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Joe, put on some rubber
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gloves.
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00:13:49,254 --> 00:13:50,088
All right.
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Joe, have trouble getting
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the gloves on.
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Come in and have it done.
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Oh, nice, nice.
507
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I guess they were supposed to
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take before-and-after.
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That's great.
510
00:14:01,521 --> 00:14:03,754
Okay, um...
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Ask her questions.
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Every answer she gives you,
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you're overly shocked about it.
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How often do you brush your
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teeth?
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Like, three, four times a
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day.
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00:14:17,354 --> 00:14:18,420
Three, four times a day?
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00:14:18,421 --> 00:14:19,520
Well, you brush when you
520
00:14:19,521 --> 00:14:19,954
wake up.
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00:14:19,955 --> 00:14:21,087
Right. When you wake up.
522
00:14:21,088 --> 00:14:22,287
Have you ever had any teeth
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00:14:22,288 --> 00:14:23,088
removed?
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I only had three.
525
00:14:24,154 --> 00:14:24,654
I know!
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00:14:24,655 --> 00:14:25,787
Three?
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00:14:25,788 --> 00:14:27,253
That is weird.
528
00:14:27,254 --> 00:14:28,121
All right.
529
00:14:28,122 --> 00:14:29,487
And then, what kind of
530
00:14:29,488 --> 00:14:30,787
toothpaste do you use?
531
00:14:30,788 --> 00:14:32,121
The optic white.
532
00:14:37,454 --> 00:14:38,653
How are you today, Dorothy?
533
00:14:38,654 --> 00:14:39,254
I'm okay.
534
00:14:39,254 --> 00:14:39,688
Yeah?
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00:14:39,688 --> 00:14:40,688
How many times do you "b"
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your "t"?
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00:14:41,089 --> 00:14:42,120
How many times a day do you
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"b" your "t"?
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Twice.
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00:14:43,721 --> 00:14:44,887
What kind of t.B. Do you use
541
00:14:44,888 --> 00:14:45,788
when you "b" your "t"?
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00:14:45,789 --> 00:14:46,853
What kind of t.B. Do you use
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00:14:46,854 --> 00:14:47,688
when you "b" your "t"?
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Crest.
545
00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:49,088
You use crest?
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00:14:49,089 --> 00:14:50,420
Do you "f"?
547
00:14:50,421 --> 00:14:52,287
And do you, uh...
548
00:14:52,288 --> 00:14:53,453
Do you "f"?
549
00:14:53,454 --> 00:14:54,188
No.
550
00:14:54,189 --> 00:14:55,353
You don't "f"?
551
00:14:55,354 --> 00:14:57,353
Well, sometimes.
552
00:14:57,354 --> 00:14:58,453
'Cause a lot of people have
553
00:14:58,454 --> 00:14:59,421
better dental hygiene when
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00:14:59,421 --> 00:15:00,088
they're dating.
555
00:15:00,089 --> 00:15:01,153
They just stay at home and
556
00:15:01,154 --> 00:15:01,921
they "f" themselves.
557
00:15:01,922 --> 00:15:03,087
I find that when I'm in a
558
00:15:03,088 --> 00:15:04,220
relationship, I just kind of
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stay home and "f" myself.
560
00:15:07,221 --> 00:15:08,253
Yep, yep, yep. Okay.
561
00:15:08,254 --> 00:15:10,087
You definitely have "toofs."
562
00:15:10,088 --> 00:15:10,688
Okay.
563
00:15:10,688 --> 00:15:11,488
"Toofs."
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Say it.
565
00:15:12,255 --> 00:15:13,487
You definitely... you
566
00:15:13,488 --> 00:15:15,253
definitely have toofs.
567
00:15:15,254 --> 00:15:15,788
Let me see.
568
00:15:15,789 --> 00:15:16,920
Let me take a look at all your
569
00:15:16,921 --> 00:15:17,354
"teefs."
570
00:15:17,355 --> 00:15:18,820
Toofs, toofs.
571
00:15:18,821 --> 00:15:20,720
T-o-o-f... toofs.
572
00:15:20,721 --> 00:15:21,953
Did you ever have braces for
573
00:15:21,954 --> 00:15:22,554
your toofs?
574
00:15:22,554 --> 00:15:23,221
Nope.
575
00:15:23,222 --> 00:15:24,420
Let me tell you the "troof."
576
00:15:24,421 --> 00:15:25,421
Let me tell you the "toof"
577
00:15:25,421 --> 00:15:25,854
right now.
578
00:15:25,855 --> 00:15:27,353
Your troofs got to be
579
00:15:27,354 --> 00:15:28,354
removed.
580
00:15:29,621 --> 00:15:30,853
I'm gonna shoot straight.
581
00:15:30,854 --> 00:15:31,554
Get it out!
582
00:15:31,555 --> 00:15:32,620
Your toof needs to be
583
00:15:32,621 --> 00:15:33,621
removed.
584
00:15:35,388 --> 00:15:36,388
Toof.
585
00:15:40,588 --> 00:15:41,221
Amanda?
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00:15:41,221 --> 00:15:42,121
Hi. How are you?
587
00:15:42,121 --> 00:15:42,588
Hi.
588
00:15:42,588 --> 00:15:43,454
Have a seat.
589
00:15:43,455 --> 00:15:44,487
You know, for my family,
590
00:15:44,488 --> 00:15:45,553
gingivitis is a good thing.
591
00:15:45,554 --> 00:15:46,787
In my family, gingivitis is a
592
00:15:46,788 --> 00:15:48,320
good thing.
593
00:15:48,321 --> 00:15:50,354
When there's gin, invite us.
594
00:15:52,254 --> 00:15:53,787
'Cause when there's gin,
595
00:15:53,788 --> 00:15:54,788
invite us.
596
00:15:59,554 --> 00:16:00,953
Sal, grab the water spray.
597
00:16:00,954 --> 00:16:02,153
Grab that water spray.
598
00:16:02,154 --> 00:16:03,453
Now spray the whole front of
599
00:16:03,454 --> 00:16:05,088
your pants.
600
00:16:06,954 --> 00:16:08,554
Right.
601
00:16:13,254 --> 00:16:14,353
Sal, just so you know, you
602
00:16:14,354 --> 00:16:15,520
look like you peed your pants in
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00:16:15,521 --> 00:16:16,620
front of that beautiful girl.
604
00:16:16,621 --> 00:16:19,120
Just so you know.
605
00:16:19,121 --> 00:16:20,153
She just saw it, she just saw
606
00:16:20,154 --> 00:16:21,154
it.
607
00:16:25,521 --> 00:16:26,254
Let me see.
608
00:16:26,255 --> 00:16:27,353
Let me take a quick look.
609
00:16:27,354 --> 00:16:27,921
Say ahh.
610
00:16:27,921 --> 00:16:28,754
Ahh.
611
00:16:28,755 --> 00:16:29,853
Now, you may feel something
612
00:16:29,854 --> 00:16:33,353
that feels like a tongue.
613
00:16:33,354 --> 00:16:34,387
It is.
614
00:16:34,388 --> 00:16:34,988
Uh...
615
00:16:34,989 --> 00:16:36,253
Good luck with that one,
616
00:16:36,254 --> 00:16:37,088
Sally boy.
617
00:16:37,089 --> 00:16:41,120
So you may feel something
618
00:16:41,121 --> 00:16:42,953
that feels like a tongue...
619
00:16:42,954 --> 00:16:44,187
Depressor.
620
00:16:44,188 --> 00:16:45,887
Ohh!
621
00:16:45,888 --> 00:16:48,087
It is.
622
00:16:48,088 --> 00:16:49,354
It's a tongue depressor.
623
00:16:50,854 --> 00:16:52,087
Okay. What are we here for
624
00:16:52,088 --> 00:16:53,088
today?
625
00:16:53,088 --> 00:16:53,888
My wisdom tooth.
626
00:16:53,889 --> 00:16:55,153
All right, let me just take a
627
00:16:55,154 --> 00:16:55,688
quick look.
628
00:16:55,689 --> 00:16:56,787
Q, grab one of those big
629
00:16:56,788 --> 00:16:59,220
syringes.
630
00:16:59,221 --> 00:17:00,587
All right, cool.
631
00:17:00,588 --> 00:17:01,653
What's that?
632
00:17:01,654 --> 00:17:03,187
Oh, this is just saline.
633
00:17:03,188 --> 00:17:04,987
Oh, okay.
634
00:17:04,988 --> 00:17:06,153
It's just to moisten things
635
00:17:06,154 --> 00:17:06,921
down a little bit.
636
00:17:06,922 --> 00:17:08,120
Now start squirting your
637
00:17:08,121 --> 00:17:09,187
face.
638
00:17:09,188 --> 00:17:09,721
Um...
639
00:17:09,722 --> 00:17:11,153
Go ahead, q... right in your
640
00:17:11,154 --> 00:17:11,554
face.
641
00:17:11,555 --> 00:17:13,087
But it's feeling better now,
642
00:17:13,088 --> 00:17:13,388
right?
643
00:17:13,389 --> 00:17:14,487
Yeah, just like I said.
644
00:17:14,488 --> 00:17:15,920
It was sore.
645
00:17:15,921 --> 00:17:17,253
Just a little sore?
646
00:17:17,254 --> 00:17:17,954
Mm-hmm.
647
00:17:17,955 --> 00:17:19,353
Is it when you chew?
648
00:17:19,354 --> 00:17:20,254
Is it just...
649
00:17:20,255 --> 00:17:21,320
Is it when you chew?
650
00:17:21,321 --> 00:17:22,887
Keep doing it, keep doing it.
651
00:17:22,888 --> 00:17:26,487
Let me just check this out.
652
00:17:26,488 --> 00:17:27,987
When was the last time you
653
00:17:27,988 --> 00:17:29,288
were in?
654
00:17:36,988 --> 00:17:38,420
Narrator: Sal can't handle
655
00:17:38,421 --> 00:17:39,953
the tooth, so he's tonight's big
656
00:17:39,954 --> 00:17:42,620
loser.
657
00:17:42,621 --> 00:17:44,420
So, our friend sal has a
658
00:17:44,421 --> 00:17:46,353
crippling fear of one thing...
659
00:17:46,354 --> 00:17:47,088
all: Cats.
660
00:17:47,089 --> 00:17:48,320
What he doesn't know is,
661
00:17:48,321 --> 00:17:49,720
today he's gonna teach a seminar
662
00:17:49,721 --> 00:17:51,287
on how to bond with your cat.
663
00:17:51,288 --> 00:17:52,453
He's the cat whisperer.
664
00:17:52,454 --> 00:17:53,587
He has no idea what the
665
00:17:53,588 --> 00:17:54,121
setup is.
666
00:17:54,122 --> 00:17:55,487
All he knows is that we've told
667
00:17:55,488 --> 00:17:57,720
him to walk into this room.
668
00:17:57,721 --> 00:17:58,987
How's everyone doing?
669
00:17:58,988 --> 00:18:00,420
I feel a little bad, but I
670
00:18:00,421 --> 00:18:01,887
feel more good.
671
00:18:01,888 --> 00:18:03,720
Uh, thank you all for coming.
672
00:18:03,721 --> 00:18:05,253
Well, how about we just get
673
00:18:05,254 --> 00:18:08,521
started?
674
00:18:09,521 --> 00:18:12,220
So, bonding with your cat.
675
00:18:12,221 --> 00:18:14,720
Uh...
676
00:18:14,721 --> 00:18:19,420
Sal hates cats!
677
00:18:19,421 --> 00:18:22,253
This is, uh...
678
00:18:22,254 --> 00:18:25,420
This is mister... Jumbles.
679
00:18:25,421 --> 00:18:26,720
He's got a little bit of a
680
00:18:26,721 --> 00:18:27,721
sharp-claw issue.
681
00:18:29,754 --> 00:18:31,387
It's stuck!
682
00:18:31,388 --> 00:18:33,553
It's stuck on his shirt!
683
00:18:33,554 --> 00:18:34,587
Take Mr. Jumbles for a
684
00:18:34,588 --> 00:18:35,254
second.
685
00:18:35,255 --> 00:18:41,287
Sal is in hell right now!
686
00:18:41,288 --> 00:18:43,653
So, next slide.
687
00:18:43,654 --> 00:18:45,487
How to bond... With multiple
688
00:18:45,488 --> 00:18:46,288
cats.
689
00:18:46,289 --> 00:18:47,687
Pull that big thing off
690
00:18:47,688 --> 00:18:48,621
there.
691
00:18:48,622 --> 00:18:49,753
I'm about to show you how to
692
00:18:49,754 --> 00:18:52,121
bond with multiple cats.
693
00:18:57,588 --> 00:18:59,453
Look at the slide.
694
00:18:59,454 --> 00:19:01,253
I will now enter this cage
695
00:19:01,254 --> 00:19:02,654
full of cats.
696
00:19:03,688 --> 00:19:04,688
You have to face your fears,
697
00:19:04,688 --> 00:19:05,688
buddy.
698
00:19:08,521 --> 00:19:11,953
Don't come out.
699
00:19:11,954 --> 00:19:13,087
Cats are gentle.
700
00:19:13,088 --> 00:19:17,687
Why is he so afraid?
701
00:19:17,688 --> 00:19:20,453
Let the bonding begin.
702
00:19:20,454 --> 00:19:22,120
The cat yoga mat... I will now
703
00:19:22,121 --> 00:19:23,821
lay down with the multiple cats.
704
00:19:25,121 --> 00:19:26,920
I got to tell you, this is one
705
00:19:26,921 --> 00:19:28,621
of my favorite things to do.
706
00:19:29,588 --> 00:19:33,121
I am gonna be like a yoga mat.
707
00:19:33,854 --> 00:19:34,854
Ooh! Oh.
708
00:19:36,088 --> 00:19:37,287
He put his head down on a
709
00:19:37,288 --> 00:19:39,087
cat!
710
00:19:39,088 --> 00:19:40,088
That guy looks like he's
711
00:19:40,088 --> 00:19:41,088
gonna jump on me.
712
00:19:43,121 --> 00:19:44,153
Next slide, sal.
713
00:19:44,154 --> 00:19:45,453
Let me show you the next
714
00:19:45,454 --> 00:19:46,088
technique.
715
00:19:46,089 --> 00:19:47,287
The cat waltz.
716
00:19:47,288 --> 00:19:48,420
I'm gonna slow dance with a cat.
717
00:19:48,421 --> 00:19:49,453
It's time to ask that cat for
718
00:19:49,454 --> 00:19:49,921
a dance.
719
00:19:49,921 --> 00:19:50,454
Yeah.
720
00:19:50,455 --> 00:19:51,920
Come here.
721
00:19:51,921 --> 00:19:53,088
Come on, let's dance.
722
00:19:53,954 --> 00:19:56,587
Whoa!
723
00:19:56,588 --> 00:19:57,953
That cat just hissed at me and
724
00:19:57,954 --> 00:20:00,520
tried to...
725
00:20:00,521 --> 00:20:02,087
Let... we'll... let's skip that
726
00:20:02,088 --> 00:20:02,754
technique.
727
00:20:02,755 --> 00:20:04,320
The next technique is the cat's
728
00:20:04,321 --> 00:20:04,854
cradle.
729
00:20:04,855 --> 00:20:06,487
I will now cradle as many
730
00:20:06,488 --> 00:20:07,488
cats...
731
00:20:12,088 --> 00:20:13,021
This is...
732
00:20:13,022 --> 00:20:14,121
Okay, all right.
733
00:20:15,088 --> 00:20:16,088
Oh, my god!
734
00:20:17,921 --> 00:20:20,687
Oh, my god.
735
00:20:20,688 --> 00:20:21,621
You know what it is?
736
00:20:21,622 --> 00:20:23,020
That one guy scared me, and they
737
00:20:23,021 --> 00:20:24,387
all sensed it and sense that i'm
738
00:20:24,388 --> 00:20:27,387
scared.
739
00:20:27,388 --> 00:20:29,420
Oh, my god!
740
00:20:29,421 --> 00:20:30,987
All right.
741
00:20:30,988 --> 00:20:32,653
Oh, those cats are so much fun.
742
00:20:32,654 --> 00:20:33,621
Look at this.
743
00:20:33,621 --> 00:20:34,621
You know, but...
744
00:20:36,121 --> 00:20:39,620
Oh, my god!
745
00:20:39,621 --> 00:20:40,687
Thank you, guys, for coming.
746
00:20:40,688 --> 00:20:41,954
I really appreciate it.
747
00:20:43,788 --> 00:20:45,853
I can't open the door!
748
00:20:45,854 --> 00:20:46,288
Come on.
749
00:20:46,288 --> 00:20:47,021
Well done.
750
00:20:47,022 --> 00:20:48,854
Delicious. Delicious.
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