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Narrator: Coming up...
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I stole this from a
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native-American funeral home.
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Narrator: Will murr get away
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with grand theft buffalo?
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There's no way out of this
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story, really.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
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whoa.
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Narrator: How will q solve
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his mystery?
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Why is my couch always wet?
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Narrator: Can sal survive a
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rear-end collision?
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Back up, back up, back up!
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Narrator: And if looks can
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kill, tonight's big loser is in
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for our deadliest punishment
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ever.
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We're at fairway supermarket,
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giving away free samples of
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america's favorite dairy
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product, cheese.
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Mine's milk!
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Enough with the milk!
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After the sample, we'll be
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conducting a survey full of odd
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questions that other guys have
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created for us.
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If you can't ask every single
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weird question, you lose.
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All: Cheese!
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Milk!
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Why do you push my buttons?!
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Sir, would you like some free
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cheese?
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Okay.
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You mind if I ask you a question
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or two, though, about your
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eating habits?
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Okay, well, no, go ahead then.
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Would you like a piece of
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cheese?
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Do you mind if I ask you a
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question or two for the survey
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while you enjoy?
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Okay, do you buy more than one
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block of cheese at a time?
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Okay, so you only buy one block
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of cheese at any given time.
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Next question is...
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How much Mexican can you take
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before it becomes annoying?
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Mexi... yes.
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It never becomes annoying,
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okay.
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Okay, uh, uh, can... can...
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Can you tell that I've never
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been with a woman?
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You can't tell?
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I've fooled another one.
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I did.
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I've never been with a woman.
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I fooled you.
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Do you mind if I ask you a
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question or two for the survey
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while you're enjoying?
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Um...
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Give me one moment, sir, okay?
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I'll be right with you.
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Oh, are you together?
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This is your husband?
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Enjoy the cheese.
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Enjoy the cheese.
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How are you, sir?
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How's everything?
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Not bad.
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May I ask you questions, sir?
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Okay, do you use cheese as a
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snack often?
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You do? Okay.
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Where'd you get all that Booty
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from?
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Again, this is just to see what
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cheeses we should sell.
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Where'd you get all that Booty
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from?
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You got it from your mama?
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All righty.
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Uh...
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I'll treat you right.
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Will you let me treat you right?
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Yes.
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Thank you so much.
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Joe, how about that guy right
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there in the hat?
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Do you mind if I ask you a
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couple of questions?
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Do you like cheese with an
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aroma?
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And would you meet met behind
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the supermarket at midnight?
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It's really important.
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Would you meet me behind the
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supermarket at midnight?
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It's really important.
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It's kind of simple.
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You know what midnight is?
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You know we're in a supermarket.
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You know where behind it is?
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Would you meet me there at
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midnight?
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It's super important.
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No. Okay, so no then.
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All right, that's it, man.
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Thanks.
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Free sample, free sample.
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Delicious cheese.
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It's like feeding time at the
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zoo.
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Oh, my god, he can't say
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that!
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People can hear you, buddy.
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Brooklyn college... I went to
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Brooklyn college.
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Do you mind if I ask you a
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couple survey questions?
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Okay, great.
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Um, did you
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Brooklyn... did you experiment
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with any cheeses in college?
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You experimented with a lot
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of things in college.
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Next question.
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Uh, next question.
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Um...
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Go ahead. Read that to me.
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You don't think so?
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Is that a firm no?
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Okay.
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Enjoy your cheese, sir.
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Thank you very much.
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Narrator: Murr couldn't cut
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it, so he's stinking up the
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loser board.
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True or false... everything
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tastes better when it's free.
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Definitely.
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You could crap on a piece of
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bread and give it to me and be
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like, "no charge."
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I'll be like, "and it's not that
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bad."
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Is this sourdough?
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We're at a flea market,
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trying to sell some personal
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items to shoppers.
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But each item will have a
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very unusual past that'll be
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given to us by the other guys.
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The more we try to explain
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the story behind the item, the
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harder we'll make it for each
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other.
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Whoever can't sell their item
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despite its weird story, loses.
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Some nice stuff here.
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This here is a 2012 Dracula
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nutcracker.
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Okay, he walked away.
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The lucky horseshoe belonged
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to the secretariat.
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My grandfather used to train
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him.
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Oh, this?
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So, these are... these are
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candle holders that have been in
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my family for a long time, and
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they were used at a wedding.
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The wedding of my grandparents.
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Oh, how can you sell them?
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How can I sell them?
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They recently passed on.
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So I'm just trying to...
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I'm just trying to make a
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quick buck.
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I'm also trying to make a
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quick buck.
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Only because my grandfather
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was an entrepreneur and a
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businessman, and I've had those
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traits passed down to me.
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Plus, I'm trying to sell them
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before my sisters find out that
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this stuff exists.
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I'm also trying to sell them
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before the rest...
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Of my family finds out that i'm
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selling their things.
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That's why I'm not at the
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funeral right now with the rest
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of my family.
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That's why...
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The funeral's actually right
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now.
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The rest of my... the rest of my
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family's actually there, and i'm
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here.
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You're kidding.
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No.
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Those are $15 for the set.
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All right, man, nice
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technique.
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Murr, you don't look like the
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type that would be here.
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I don't belong here.
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How are you, sir?
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How you doing?
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Good, good, good, good.
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What's this?
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This? The buffalo.
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Interesting story about the
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buffalo.
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I stole it from a
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native-American funeral home.
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I stole this...
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I stole this from a
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native-American funeral home.
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Uh, and I'll tell you why I did
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it... because they had condemned
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the funeral home.
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It was going out of business.
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I said, "you know what?
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Let me not let this go to waste.
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Let me save it from a garbage
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dump."
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But I went there for the last
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funeral.
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But... but I was there as a
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guest at the last funeral.
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And I just took it right off
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the coffin.
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And it was on the coffin, and
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I took it off.
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It was... it was chief, uh,
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chief little foot.
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He had died.
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It was easy to sneak out.
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The body was harder to
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remove.
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It was easy to sneak out.
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The body was harder to remove.
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There's no way out of this
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story, really.
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What I'm saying is,
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I stole chief little foot's
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corpse.
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You want to see it?
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You want to see it?
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I got on a table in the
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back... 10 bucks.
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You want the buffalo?
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Looks like you got some
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customers, q.
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You like that mirror?
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It's perfect for your home.
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That'll look great anywhere.
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Think you can hang this in your
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bedroom?
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And that's where I can watch
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you get changed.
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And that way, I can watch you
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get changed.
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Metaphorically speaking.
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There's a metaphorical hidden
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camera in the mirror.
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There's a metaphorical hidden
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camera in the mirror.
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Metaphorically.
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There's not a real hidden camera
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in there... metaphorically
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speaking.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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You put it up on your wall in
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your room.
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Metaphorically feeds to my
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computer at home.
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I don't know how I'm coming
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back from that one.
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And it metaphorically feeds
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to my computer at home.
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So...
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No?
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Damn it!
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Uh-oh, Joey.
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Looks like this guy's interested
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in your stuff.
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I got a lot of cool things
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00:09:08,621 --> 00:09:10,187
here.
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This is a... this is a flask.
301
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This one's actually been in my
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family for a long time.
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My family used to make our
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own moonshine.
305
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My family used to make their
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own moonshine during
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prohibition.
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A lot of under-the-table stuff.
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How do, like, go about
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setting up?
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Oh, you mean just, like, to
312
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get here?
313
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Yeah, I got the permit.
314
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I don't need a permit,
315
00:09:26,088 --> 00:09:26,554
though.
316
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But I don't need a permit.
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A few well-placed.
318
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A couple... couple
319
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well-placed threats could do the
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same thing as a permit
321
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application.
322
00:09:33,655 --> 00:09:34,788
I'm in the mafia.
323
00:09:35,554 --> 00:09:37,653
I'm in the mafia.
324
00:09:37,654 --> 00:09:39,153
We don't talk about it, though.
325
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I whacked a guy.
326
00:09:40,188 --> 00:09:41,288
I took this from him.
327
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When I... when I whacked a
328
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guy, I took this off his body,
329
00:09:44,321 --> 00:09:44,654
yeah.
330
00:09:44,655 --> 00:09:45,853
But that was just... you got to
331
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make, you know, something bad
332
00:09:47,088 --> 00:09:48,088
happens, you turn it into
333
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something good, so I'm out here
334
00:09:49,221 --> 00:09:49,921
now selling it.
335
00:09:49,922 --> 00:09:51,087
I'm gonna give that money to
336
00:09:51,088 --> 00:09:53,087
charity and pay it forward.
337
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So, you want the flask?
338
00:09:56,354 --> 00:09:57,354
You want the flask.
339
00:09:57,988 --> 00:09:59,387
He was scared for his life.
340
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That's why he bought it.
341
00:10:00,554 --> 00:10:01,720
Just wipe it down for
342
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fingerprints.
343
00:10:02,421 --> 00:10:03,421
Take care, buddy.
344
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Narrator: Murr and q failed
345
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to close the deal, so they've
346
00:10:08,421 --> 00:10:09,720
each bought a spot on the loser
347
00:10:09,721 --> 00:10:10,754
board.
348
00:10:10,788 --> 00:10:12,653
All: Whoa, whoa, whoa!
349
00:10:12,654 --> 00:10:13,820
We're in the park where we
350
00:10:13,821 --> 00:10:15,120
have to get strangers to talk to
351
00:10:15,121 --> 00:10:16,253
us for at least 30 seconds.
352
00:10:16,254 --> 00:10:17,520
But it won't be easy because
353
00:10:17,521 --> 00:10:18,853
the other guys will be giving us
354
00:10:18,854 --> 00:10:19,754
the first line of the
355
00:10:19,754 --> 00:10:20,388
conversation.
356
00:10:20,389 --> 00:10:21,487
If you can't carry on a
357
00:10:21,488 --> 00:10:22,653
conversation for at least 30
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seconds, you lose.
359
00:10:23,921 --> 00:10:25,820
Narrator: It's sal and q in
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the joker versus joker
361
00:10:27,288 --> 00:10:28,653
challenge.
362
00:10:28,654 --> 00:10:29,621
Yeah, all right.
363
00:10:29,622 --> 00:10:30,987
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
364
00:10:30,988 --> 00:10:31,388
whoa.
365
00:10:31,389 --> 00:10:32,820
Where do all the high-school
366
00:10:32,821 --> 00:10:34,120
girls hang out around here?
367
00:10:34,121 --> 00:10:35,121
Where...
368
00:10:35,388 --> 00:10:36,121
Where do all...
369
00:10:36,121 --> 00:10:36,621
What?
370
00:10:36,622 --> 00:10:37,987
Where do all the high-school
371
00:10:37,988 --> 00:10:39,787
girls hang out around here?
372
00:10:39,788 --> 00:10:40,788
Yeah.
373
00:10:42,488 --> 00:10:43,720
I mean, 18, but, you know,
374
00:10:43,721 --> 00:10:44,721
just...
375
00:10:44,854 --> 00:10:46,220
just learning trigonometry.
376
00:10:46,221 --> 00:10:47,420
You know what I'm saying?
377
00:10:47,421 --> 00:10:48,653
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
378
00:10:48,654 --> 00:10:50,053
What do you think this is...
379
00:10:50,054 --> 00:10:51,353
The puerto rican day parade?
380
00:10:51,354 --> 00:10:52,787
What do you guys think is...
381
00:10:52,788 --> 00:10:54,654
The puerto rican day parade?
382
00:10:57,688 --> 00:10:59,220
You know, because... because you
383
00:10:59,221 --> 00:11:00,354
guys look so festive.
384
00:11:01,821 --> 00:11:03,153
And you definitely look
385
00:11:03,154 --> 00:11:04,154
puerto rican.
386
00:11:04,821 --> 00:11:06,387
So, I was like, "oh, my god,
387
00:11:06,388 --> 00:11:07,720
look at this two-person
388
00:11:07,721 --> 00:11:09,087
puerto rican day parade
389
00:11:09,088 --> 00:11:11,153
approaching me."
390
00:11:11,154 --> 00:11:12,187
Yeah!
391
00:11:12,188 --> 00:11:14,287
All: 3, 2, 1...
392
00:11:14,288 --> 00:11:15,088
Oh!
393
00:11:15,089 --> 00:11:17,087
Puerto rican day parade.
394
00:11:17,088 --> 00:11:18,254
Adios.
395
00:11:18,854 --> 00:11:20,087
No, when he eats the
396
00:11:20,088 --> 00:11:21,253
mushroom, he turns big.
397
00:11:21,254 --> 00:11:22,720
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
398
00:11:22,721 --> 00:11:23,121
whoa.
399
00:11:23,154 --> 00:11:24,920
Why is my couch always wet?
400
00:11:24,921 --> 00:11:27,087
Why is my couch always wet?
401
00:11:27,088 --> 00:11:28,088
You complete me.
402
00:11:28,089 --> 00:11:29,220
Did you know that?
403
00:11:29,221 --> 00:11:30,753
I am boring to sleep with.
404
00:11:30,754 --> 00:11:31,953
I put the donkey in
405
00:11:31,954 --> 00:11:32,987
ba-donka-donkey.
406
00:11:32,988 --> 00:11:34,420
I just saw a Chinese Batman!
407
00:11:34,421 --> 00:11:35,288
I just saw him!
408
00:11:35,289 --> 00:11:36,753
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
409
00:11:36,754 --> 00:11:37,621
Ladies, ladies.
410
00:11:37,622 --> 00:11:39,554
Orgasms can be fake?
411
00:11:44,988 --> 00:11:46,154
You can't not say it.
412
00:11:46,888 --> 00:11:48,353
That's not even an option in
413
00:11:48,354 --> 00:11:48,754
this.
414
00:11:48,755 --> 00:11:52,853
You have to say it.
415
00:11:52,854 --> 00:11:54,088
That's a beautiful scarf.
416
00:11:56,588 --> 00:11:58,187
Narrator: Q wouldn't talk the
417
00:11:58,188 --> 00:11:59,621
talk, making it a two-way tie
418
00:11:59,654 --> 00:12:01,087
for last.
419
00:12:01,088 --> 00:12:02,187
We're gassing people up at
420
00:12:02,188 --> 00:12:03,287
Jeff's complete auto care.
421
00:12:03,288 --> 00:12:04,553
While helping customers get
422
00:12:04,554 --> 00:12:05,820
their fill, we've got to do and
423
00:12:05,821 --> 00:12:06,721
say what we're told.
424
00:12:06,722 --> 00:12:13,087
And if you refuse, you lose.
425
00:12:13,088 --> 00:12:14,088
How you doing, man?
426
00:12:14,089 --> 00:12:15,920
What can I help you with?
427
00:12:15,921 --> 00:12:17,220
All right, q, give this guy a
428
00:12:17,221 --> 00:12:17,688
nickname.
429
00:12:17,688 --> 00:12:18,388
Ready, set, go.
430
00:12:18,389 --> 00:12:20,821
You got it, hot dog.
431
00:12:22,354 --> 00:12:23,321
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
432
00:12:23,322 --> 00:12:24,553
Oh, my god, what are you
433
00:12:24,554 --> 00:12:25,088
doing?!
434
00:12:25,089 --> 00:12:26,353
Didn't get it on your car.
435
00:12:26,354 --> 00:12:27,521
It's all... it's all good.
436
00:12:27,554 --> 00:12:29,921
I wouldn't... I wouldn't...
437
00:12:30,588 --> 00:12:31,787
Hot dog! Hot dog!
438
00:12:31,788 --> 00:12:33,320
Hot dog, that's what i'm
439
00:12:33,321 --> 00:12:34,221
talking about!
440
00:12:34,222 --> 00:12:36,320
Buddy, open every door in his
441
00:12:36,321 --> 00:12:39,220
car.
442
00:12:39,221 --> 00:12:40,487
What is this... a civic?
443
00:12:40,488 --> 00:12:41,887
What's going on back here?
444
00:12:41,888 --> 00:12:43,088
You got lots of room.
445
00:12:44,154 --> 00:12:45,787
Crawl right through.
446
00:12:45,788 --> 00:12:47,321
Hot dog, I'm going through.
447
00:12:48,088 --> 00:12:49,654
This is looking good, buddy.
448
00:12:55,821 --> 00:12:57,388
Oh, yeah, get me in here.
449
00:12:59,521 --> 00:13:00,953
You know, there's one door
450
00:13:00,954 --> 00:13:02,253
still not open, buddy... his
451
00:13:02,254 --> 00:13:04,087
door.
452
00:13:04,088 --> 00:13:09,088
Lean over him and open his door.
453
00:13:10,254 --> 00:13:12,320
Thanks, hot dog.
454
00:13:12,321 --> 00:13:14,320
Hey, how are you, sir?
455
00:13:14,321 --> 00:13:15,188
Good. How you doing?
456
00:13:15,188 --> 00:13:16,188
What can I help you with?
457
00:13:16,189 --> 00:13:17,353
I'm sorry. $40, the super.
458
00:13:17,354 --> 00:13:18,321
I got to tell you...
459
00:13:18,321 --> 00:13:19,254
I got to tell you...
460
00:13:19,255 --> 00:13:20,287
Your car is a piece of
461
00:13:20,288 --> 00:13:22,187
bro.
462
00:13:22,188 --> 00:13:23,653
Your car is probably my
463
00:13:23,654 --> 00:13:25,353
favorite car I've worked on yet
464
00:13:25,354 --> 00:13:26,354
today.
465
00:13:26,688 --> 00:13:28,187
It is absolutely gorgeous.
466
00:13:28,188 --> 00:13:29,454
Get to pumping, loser.
467
00:13:34,888 --> 00:13:35,421
Okay.
468
00:13:35,422 --> 00:13:36,953
Sal, have no idea what you're
469
00:13:36,954 --> 00:13:39,320
doing.
470
00:13:39,321 --> 00:13:40,521
I should not be doing this.
471
00:13:42,088 --> 00:13:44,588
All right.
472
00:13:45,821 --> 00:13:47,188
That's it, that's it.
473
00:13:49,988 --> 00:13:51,420
Sal, look right up at him and
474
00:13:51,421 --> 00:13:53,454
keep licking your lips.
475
00:14:00,421 --> 00:14:02,153
Oh, that is... that is
476
00:14:02,154 --> 00:14:03,321
actually gross.
477
00:14:04,888 --> 00:14:06,187
Flip around and do it between
478
00:14:06,188 --> 00:14:06,688
your legs!
479
00:14:06,688 --> 00:14:07,454
You know what?
480
00:14:07,455 --> 00:14:09,853
If I do it like this...
481
00:14:09,854 --> 00:14:11,087
Back your ass into him,
482
00:14:11,088 --> 00:14:12,554
buddy.
483
00:14:13,388 --> 00:14:15,087
Back up, back up, back up,
484
00:14:15,088 --> 00:14:16,088
back up!
485
00:14:20,788 --> 00:14:21,948
I got you... 2 1/2, 2 1/2.
486
00:14:23,488 --> 00:14:27,853
Narrator: Coming up...
487
00:14:27,854 --> 00:14:30,253
Murr, you have no blue-collar
488
00:14:30,254 --> 00:14:31,753
skills whatsoever.
489
00:14:31,754 --> 00:14:36,453
Murr's a pink-collar worker.
490
00:14:36,454 --> 00:14:37,753
Um, do you mind coming in a
491
00:14:37,754 --> 00:14:38,588
little bit closer?
492
00:14:38,589 --> 00:14:39,953
Murr, this lady's never gonna
493
00:14:39,954 --> 00:14:43,220
get close enough.
494
00:14:43,221 --> 00:14:44,154
Come, come, come.
495
00:14:44,155 --> 00:14:45,253
Okay, cut the wheel.
496
00:14:45,254 --> 00:14:46,620
Oh, oh, oh, oh, I'm sorry.
497
00:14:46,621 --> 00:14:48,087
And cut the wheel a little bit.
498
00:14:48,088 --> 00:14:49,620
Okay, now come forward.
499
00:14:49,621 --> 00:14:50,554
Just a little farther.
500
00:14:50,555 --> 00:14:51,853
Back, back, back, back, back.
501
00:14:51,854 --> 00:14:53,187
A couple inches back, couple
502
00:14:53,188 --> 00:14:54,188
more inches back.
503
00:14:54,688 --> 00:14:55,953
Yeah, and now back it up a
504
00:14:55,954 --> 00:14:56,554
little bit.
505
00:14:56,554 --> 00:14:57,521
Oh, she's way off.
506
00:14:57,522 --> 00:14:58,620
Okay, great. Now stop.
507
00:14:58,621 --> 00:14:59,888
A little forward a little bit.
508
00:15:01,321 --> 00:15:02,288
3 more inches.
509
00:15:02,289 --> 00:15:03,653
Okay, great. Now stop.
510
00:15:03,654 --> 00:15:06,720
Uh, you're... yoyou're too close.
511
00:15:06,721 --> 00:15:07,688
We got to pull it a little
512
00:15:07,689 --> 00:15:08,720
further away from the pump.
513
00:15:08,721 --> 00:15:09,088
Okay.
514
00:15:09,088 --> 00:15:09,888
All right, perfect.
515
00:15:09,889 --> 00:15:10,953
Now just back it up an inch.
516
00:15:10,954 --> 00:15:12,087
Now back it up like a couple
517
00:15:12,088 --> 00:15:12,454
inches.
518
00:15:12,455 --> 00:15:13,553
Just back up a little bit.
519
00:15:13,554 --> 00:15:14,634
Just keep backing it up.
520
00:15:15,654 --> 00:15:16,254
And...
521
00:15:16,254 --> 00:15:16,854
And...
522
00:15:16,854 --> 00:15:17,654
Perfection.
523
00:15:17,688 --> 00:15:19,420
Boom. That's it. Nailed it.
524
00:15:19,421 --> 00:15:20,487
Okay, I'm on break.
525
00:15:20,488 --> 00:15:21,953
Okay, I'm on break, so this
526
00:15:21,954 --> 00:15:23,088
guy will help you out.
527
00:15:30,354 --> 00:15:31,820
Up a little bit more.
528
00:15:31,821 --> 00:15:33,787
What can I get you?
529
00:15:33,788 --> 00:15:34,887
$20, regular. Cash or credit?
530
00:15:34,888 --> 00:15:35,654
I can't watch this.
531
00:15:35,654 --> 00:15:36,488
Now I'm gonna throw up.
532
00:15:36,489 --> 00:15:38,520
He's picking his nose.
533
00:15:38,521 --> 00:15:39,887
Cash... $20, regular, cash.
534
00:15:39,888 --> 00:15:41,220
Oh, my god, stop picking your
535
00:15:41,221 --> 00:15:41,854
nose!
536
00:15:41,855 --> 00:15:43,087
Joe, the guy's picking his
537
00:15:43,088 --> 00:15:44,253
nose, and now he's wiping it
538
00:15:44,254 --> 00:15:44,988
with his shirt!
539
00:15:44,988 --> 00:15:45,354
Ew!
540
00:15:45,355 --> 00:15:46,920
Joe, get this guy to stop
541
00:15:46,921 --> 00:15:50,387
picking his nose, or you lose.
542
00:15:50,388 --> 00:15:52,453
Mia, you were knucks deep up
543
00:15:52,454 --> 00:15:53,454
in there.
544
00:15:54,721 --> 00:15:55,454
You all right?
545
00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:56,520
You've got it all the way up
546
00:15:56,521 --> 00:15:56,888
there.
547
00:15:56,889 --> 00:15:58,153
Was your brain itchy?
548
00:15:58,154 --> 00:15:59,154
Oh, my god!
549
00:16:00,688 --> 00:16:02,421
You're like wow, right?
550
00:16:04,254 --> 00:16:07,153
Here you go.
551
00:16:07,154 --> 00:16:07,954
$8, regular?
552
00:16:07,955 --> 00:16:09,353
Joe, ask him to roll up his
553
00:16:09,354 --> 00:16:09,821
window.
554
00:16:09,822 --> 00:16:11,087
You could roll up your
555
00:16:11,088 --> 00:16:12,753
window.
556
00:16:12,754 --> 00:16:13,221
Thanks.
557
00:16:13,222 --> 00:16:14,520
Now I want you to scream
558
00:16:14,521 --> 00:16:15,887
everything to him through the
559
00:16:15,888 --> 00:16:16,388
window.
560
00:16:16,389 --> 00:16:18,088
You stupid asses.
561
00:16:19,254 --> 00:16:20,854
That was $8, regular?!
562
00:16:23,721 --> 00:16:24,987
Get your face as close as
563
00:16:24,988 --> 00:16:26,353
possible to the window and just
564
00:16:26,354 --> 00:16:26,821
scream.
565
00:16:26,822 --> 00:16:28,720
And you said cash?!
566
00:16:28,721 --> 00:16:29,721
Cash?! $8 cash?!
567
00:16:30,154 --> 00:16:31,088
Do the windows?
568
00:16:31,089 --> 00:16:32,320
You want me to do the windows?
569
00:16:32,321 --> 00:16:33,520
Do you want me to do the
570
00:16:33,521 --> 00:16:34,221
windows, too?!
571
00:16:34,222 --> 00:16:35,587
You want me to do the windows?!
572
00:16:35,588 --> 00:16:36,488
How about the oil?!
573
00:16:36,489 --> 00:16:38,487
You want me to pop the hood?!
574
00:16:38,488 --> 00:16:39,653
Your tires good?!
575
00:16:39,654 --> 00:16:44,087
Your tires are good?!
576
00:16:44,088 --> 00:16:46,220
Top off your fluids?!
577
00:16:46,221 --> 00:16:47,254
No? Okay, good.
578
00:16:52,521 --> 00:16:54,087
Q ran out of gas, making him
579
00:16:54,088 --> 00:16:56,487
tonight's big loser.
580
00:16:56,488 --> 00:16:57,953
Q, tonight, you are a fashion
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00:16:57,954 --> 00:16:59,287
designer presenting your new
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clothing line.
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I design fashion?
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00:17:01,121 --> 00:17:01,888
No, no, no.
585
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We design it for you.
586
00:17:02,921 --> 00:17:04,320
In just a few minutes, this
587
00:17:04,321 --> 00:17:05,687
entire room's gonna be filled
588
00:17:05,688 --> 00:17:06,753
with the super-trendy,
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00:17:06,754 --> 00:17:07,853
fashion-forward crowd.
590
00:17:07,854 --> 00:17:09,087
As the models walk the
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runway, you need to explain what
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00:17:10,521 --> 00:17:11,820
inspired you to create what
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00:17:11,821 --> 00:17:12,654
they're wearing.
594
00:17:12,655 --> 00:17:14,088
You need to work it, girl!
595
00:17:16,788 --> 00:17:19,853
What the heck?
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With no further ado, please
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join me in welcoming
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Mr. Brian Quinn.
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Hi.
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We took the least fashionable
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00:17:28,488 --> 00:17:29,520
one amongst us...
602
00:17:29,521 --> 00:17:30,088
Yes.
603
00:17:30,089 --> 00:17:31,753
And used that to inspire
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00:17:31,754 --> 00:17:32,521
this punishment.
605
00:17:32,522 --> 00:17:33,620
He'll never be able to
606
00:17:33,621 --> 00:17:35,853
explain these fashions.
607
00:17:35,854 --> 00:17:37,187
Uh, you know, I'm just gonna
608
00:17:37,188 --> 00:17:39,720
be showing some pieces from the
609
00:17:39,721 --> 00:17:41,987
upcoming fall line that i'm
610
00:17:41,988 --> 00:17:43,287
really excited about.
611
00:17:43,288 --> 00:17:44,587
All right, why don't we get the
612
00:17:44,588 --> 00:17:45,388
show started, huh?
613
00:17:45,389 --> 00:17:46,620
All right, q, that smile's
614
00:17:46,621 --> 00:17:47,687
gonna come off your face.
615
00:17:47,688 --> 00:17:48,820
Yeah, as soon as you see
616
00:17:48,821 --> 00:17:50,254
what's behind the curtain.
617
00:18:06,788 --> 00:18:08,688
Oh, my god!
618
00:18:14,121 --> 00:18:16,088
It looks like the fat crow.
619
00:18:16,888 --> 00:18:18,720
Possibly come back from the dead
620
00:18:18,721 --> 00:18:20,387
to avenge some doughnuts that
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00:18:20,388 --> 00:18:23,754
somebody ate or something.
622
00:18:27,954 --> 00:18:29,320
I feel like I'm in the
623
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twilight zone, which is where I
624
00:18:31,121 --> 00:18:32,453
got the inspiration for this
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00:18:32,454 --> 00:18:33,454
one.
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00:18:33,488 --> 00:18:33,988
Nice.
627
00:18:33,989 --> 00:18:35,353
All right, well, thank you
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00:18:35,354 --> 00:18:35,954
very much.
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Thank you.
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00:18:36,689 --> 00:18:38,353
Uh, all right, well, next...
631
00:18:38,354 --> 00:18:39,154
Next model.
632
00:18:39,154 --> 00:18:39,954
Next model.
633
00:18:39,955 --> 00:18:41,621
Let's just keep it moving along.
634
00:18:54,954 --> 00:18:56,288
It's horrid!
635
00:19:03,088 --> 00:19:04,320
This is the direction that
636
00:19:04,321 --> 00:19:05,653
fashion is going in right there.
637
00:19:05,654 --> 00:19:06,454
She's leaving.
638
00:19:06,454 --> 00:19:07,454
She's leaving.
639
00:19:07,921 --> 00:19:08,721
She's leaving.
640
00:19:08,722 --> 00:19:10,653
She's wearing a lovely white
641
00:19:10,654 --> 00:19:11,521
sweater.
642
00:19:11,522 --> 00:19:13,953
This lovely girl here is wearing
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00:19:13,954 --> 00:19:15,920
a fur vest-type thing.
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00:19:15,921 --> 00:19:17,153
Those are my designs.
645
00:19:17,154 --> 00:19:18,521
They're surprise models.
646
00:19:22,221 --> 00:19:24,121
Next model.
647
00:19:55,988 --> 00:19:57,688
Burlap is back.
648
00:20:02,188 --> 00:20:06,454
All right.
649
00:20:08,554 --> 00:20:09,953
Yeah, there we go.
650
00:20:09,954 --> 00:20:10,954
All right.
651
00:20:12,721 --> 00:20:14,187
It's a giant coffin.
652
00:20:14,188 --> 00:20:15,854
The coffin is moving.
653
00:20:20,088 --> 00:20:23,253
Uh...
654
00:20:23,254 --> 00:20:24,453
He has no idea what to say.
655
00:20:24,454 --> 00:20:25,553
There's nothing to say.
656
00:20:25,554 --> 00:20:26,354
Nothing to say.
657
00:20:26,355 --> 00:20:27,487
There's no way to explain
658
00:20:27,488 --> 00:20:28,553
that.
659
00:20:28,554 --> 00:20:30,420
Uh, you know, if you don't
660
00:20:30,421 --> 00:20:32,453
dress well, you might as well be
661
00:20:32,454 --> 00:20:33,454
dead.
662
00:20:34,888 --> 00:20:36,853
Wow, I will give you that!
663
00:20:36,854 --> 00:20:38,153
Thank you, thank you.
664
00:20:38,154 --> 00:20:38,854
Thank you!
665
00:20:38,855 --> 00:20:40,420
He has all this confidence
666
00:20:40,421 --> 00:20:40,821
now!
667
00:20:40,822 --> 00:20:42,120
You forgot the other
668
00:20:42,121 --> 00:20:43,753
disasters before that one line.
669
00:20:43,754 --> 00:20:45,053
Thank you very much.
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00:20:45,054 --> 00:20:46,054
I appreciate it.
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