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♪ Spider-Man ♪

♪ Spider-Man ♪

♪ Radioactive Spider-Man ♪

♪ Spider-Man ♪

♪ Spider-Man ♪

♪ Radioactive Spider-Man ♪

♪ Spider-Man ♪

♪ Spider-Man ♪

♪ Radioactive Spider-Man ♪

♪ Spider blood Spider blood ♪

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[growling]

♪ Spider-Man ♪

♪ Spider-Man ♪

[dramatic music]

[Peter, thinking] I wonder what Aunt May

has in mind for a wedding gift that brings us here.

She can't afford to give me money.

I'm just going to have to refuse her gently.

Open it, Peter.

No. Aunt May, I can't take these.

They're yours and Uncle Ben's wedding rings.

Giving you these heirlooms is my way of saying

that I want you and Mary Jane to be as happy

with each other as I was with Ben Parker.

-Aunt May, I-- -[spider-sense tingling]

-[booming] -Oh, no.

Aunt May, stay in here while I see what's going on.

No! Peter, come back!

Turn over the cash, all of it!

-Freeze! -Melt!

-[laughs] -[sizzling]

Whoa!

Ohh!

Sorry, Scorpion,

you've exceeded your daily withdrawal limit.

You again!

Why do you always show up no matter where I go?

Hey, I'm a superhero, remember?

Stay out of there!

No way!

Well...

What are we hiding here?

Keep away from me, you hideous man!

[gasps] Put me down! Put me down!

Nice rings. They'll look real good

on my Sarah's hand when we get married.

[grunting]

[May] Please, don't take my rings.

[Scorpion] Finders, keepers.

Not so fast.

You almost got me, but you wouldn't hurt

-an old lady now, would ya? -Ohh!

-No! -Didn't think so, bug head.

-Adios! -[Aunt May screaming]

Aunt May!

[Scorpion] Spider-Man's gone.

You've been pretty good insurance, lady.

You'll need insurance

if you don't give me back those rings!

[Scorpion] Hey, I like a lady with spunk.

[Spider-Man] I don't wanna rile him,

or he may drop Aunt May.

Hey, you gargantuan, green goofball!

Only a sissy would hide behind a defenseless woman!

I couldn't agree more.

If she wasn't busy, you'd probably send

your own mother to fight your battles!

[Scorpion] That does it!

Good, he's let go of Aunt May.

Calling me names is one thing,

but nobody talks trash about my mother!

What's happenin'?!

My suit's gone crazy! [grunting]

-Scorpion! Come back! -[Aunt may screams]

Aunt May!

You stay away from me! Stay away!

She's more afraid of me than she was of the Scorpion.

[screaming]

-[Aunt may swoons] -She's fainted,

but she's okay.

At least we got these back.

[moaning]

Oh, Aunt May, thank goodness you're okay!

I think these will be safer with you.

I wonder what else is gonna get thrown in my way.

[gasping] I--

I see my father coming back!

He's gonna make everything all right again,

but then Spider-Man attacks.

Oh! And no matter what my father does,

he can't get away from him!

-[roars] Ah! Spider-Man destroys him!

Spider-Man's after-- after Mary Jane, too.

He wants to take her away from me, and he does it,

not as himself, as Peter Parker.

[laughing sinisterly]

Dr. Kafka, these dreams of mine seemed so real.

I really began to think Peter was Spider-Man.

In dreams, your subconscious colors reality,

trying to make sense out of things that can't be explained,

things like why your father would be involved

in the development of the Hobgoblin devices.

Or why the woman you loved

ended up with your best friend Peter.

-[Harry] Or what part Spider-Man... -[Mary Jane screams]

played in both their disappearances?

[Ashley] Exactly, Harry.

[gasps]

But your father isn't the Green Goblin,

and Peter Parker is definitely not Spider-Man.

All your life, you've struggled with loneliness and abandonment.

Now those emotions have twisted themselves

into acute paranoia.

You see betrayal at every turn.

Here at Ravencroft, we'll try to help you cope

with that paranoia.

But the dreams, are they ever going to stop?

Yes, when you discover that you are loved

by somebody, by your friends.

I don't have any friends.

Of course you do, Harry.

You just don't realize it.

[orderly] Osborn, you got visitors.

I do?

[Mary Jane] I'm glad you're with me, Liz.

I'm happy to do it.

I worry about Harry a lot myself.

Do I detect something more here than just friendship?

It's just that he seems so alone, so vulnerable.

I guess I've always had a soft spot in my heart for strays.

Liz, it's good to see you again.

Hi, Harry.

Um, I've got a special visitor.

Hello, Harry.

What are you doing here?

I have some news.

I wanted you to hear it from me first.

-What is it? -Peter and I are getting married!

Harry, I didn't wanna hurt you,

but I thought it would be unsettling

if it came from someone else.

I understand,

and I hope you'll both be very happy.

I'd better go now.

Dr. Kafka says I should have plenty of rest,

and I need to be alone,

so very alone.

You all right, Harry?

I'm fine, Liz, really.

[Liz] Um... well, I'll see you again soon, Harry.

[Mary Jane] I shouldn't have come here.

If he had found out some other way,

it would have been worse.

At least you're gonna be around to comfort him, Liz.

Heaven knows he needs somebody right now.

-Harry! -You!

Why have you been shutting me out?

I was once your father.

It wouldn't do to cut me out of your life.

I didn't want you in my head.

I didn't need you until now.

Now I need you!

[Peter] I don't get it.

Wilson Fisk, Spider-Man's enemy, wants to see me?

Ah, Mr. Parker, how good of you to join me.

[Peter] No spider-sense, no danger.

I read about your impending marriage to Miss Watson,

and, frankly,

-I can't let you do it. -What?!

That is why I have taken the liberty

of arranging the details myself.

Why would you do that for me?

You forget that you once saved my life.

People expect no less from Wilson Fisk,

and, besides, it is good publicity for a newspaper

that I have just acquired, the Daily Beacon.

-Smile. -[click]

I've been scooped by the competition.

I don't believe it.

Parker, how could you do this to me?!

I'm sure Peter didn't know Fisk had bought a rival newspaper.

No, I swear, I--

It's bad enough Fisk thinks he can beat me

at my own newspaper game, but to out-scoop me

using my own employees, I don't think so.

I wanna give Parker a wedding that'll make

that Princess Di thing look like a clam bake.

You do?

Yes, nothing personal, but between Fisk and me,

this wedding business is war!

Oh, fine.

And don't worry about paying me back.

You can work it off over the next decade or two.

Huh? But--

Lori, get me that snake in the grass, Wilson Fisk.

Parker, haven't you got work to do?

[Kingpin] J. Jonah Jameson, my new business rival.

What can I do for you?

Fisk, Peter Parker's like a son to me.

I've been planning his wedding for weeks.

It was going to be a surprise.

I've already hired the top florist in Manhattan.

[Kingpin] I'm having roses imported

from Ecuador on my private jet.

[Peter] Unbelievable.

[Jonah] What about the cake?

I know the top pastry chef in Queens.

[Kingpin] And I know the Queen's top pastry chef.

[grunting]

[Green Goblin laughing]

You've forgotten, boy, that you've got

the power of the Green Goblin.

Osborn, what's going on in here?

Oof! [groans]

[Green Goblin laughing]

Well done, my son.

[laughing]

You're free!

[Harry] Thanks to you.

You must teach me again how to be the Green Goblin.

Oh, I have big plans for you,

but first you must forge another important partnership!

This partnership will be of great benefit

to us all, Mr. Smythe.

My employer, Silvermane, only makes alliances

to become stronger.

I will retain ownership of the company,

but Silvermane will control the daily operations.

Very good, but it does come as rather a shock

that you are the Green Goblin.

Well, it was no less shocking for me

to learn of Silvermane's battle against Wilson Fisk,

the criminal known as the Kingpin.

How did you find out?

I was told by the same third party

who brought us together.

He wishes to remain anonymous.

No matter. With Oscorp's manufacturing capabilities

and my technology, Silvermane now has the extra muscle

he needs to take on the Kingpin.

And speaking of muscle, Scorpion,

is your suit functioning properly?

You fixed it real good, Mr. Smythe.

Meet my new assistant.

I thought he would prove useful to you.

He can be the point man for this army of robots

you are going to build for me!

Can you begin right away?

As promised, but why in such force so quickly?

Like Silvermane, I too have a powerful enemy,

and I won't stop until he's reduced to a whimpering heap!

[welding torch buzzing]

Finished.

I call it the Goblin Robo Warrior.

I'm not interested in your dramatic flair

for names, Smythe.

Can it do the job?

Please observe.

What one can't do, many can.

[laughing]

Excellent! Excellent!

[Peter] I really wanna thank you for being my best man, Robbie.

I always thought Harry would do this,

but with him ill and now missing--

I understand, Peter.

You've got the rings, don't you?

I do unless they jumped out

since you asked me two minutes ago.

Come on, Debra, I wanna get a seat up front.

-[Felicia] Flash! Flash! -Huh? What?

-Felicia Hardy? -[kiss]

How are you, Flash?

You look great. Where have you been?

-In Europe, overseeing my mother's business. -[horse whinnies]

[Flash] Hey, look.

Huh. Now that's what I call style.

-Indeed. -Hmph!

Smythe, this army of robots is excellent.

They're all programmed to obey your every command.

Then my first command is let's go attend a wedding!

-A wedding? -Follow me!

[playing classical music]

We are gathered here today to unite these two

in the bonds of holy matrimony.

[ominous music]

And if there is anyone who objects to this union,

let them speak now or forever hold their peace.

-[spider-sense tingling] -No. Please, not now!

[screams]

I object to this marriage!

Ah ha ha ha ha ha!

-She's going to marry me! -Mary Jane!

It'll be a private ceremony!

Attendants!

[guests screaming]

There's nothing I can do as Peter Parker.

I've got to get into costume!

Come on, Aunt May, let's get you to safety!

-Let's scram! -[lasers blasting]

Felicia, where are you?!

This is an outrage!

Better an outrage than an obituary!

Let's beat it!

[shouting and screaming]

There, this is more like it.

Nice and quiet.

Just right for a wedding.

[Spider-Man] Hey, tinhead.

-Spider. -Cat!

Looks like I got here just in time.

I didn't know you were on the guest list, Spider-Man.

[sizzling]

-[Harry] Let's get on with it. -[Mary Jane] Please!

Mary Jane, I'll show you that I'm one you really want.

I know who I want, Harry, and it's not you!

Marry me now, MJ, or I'll blast us all to smithereens!

[swooning]

No, not now! Get up, you buffoon!

Landon, that last Mega-Slayer

that Smythe made before he left my employ.

Activate it immediately.

Hurry!

[robotic whirring]

Stupid wall-crawler!

You ruin everything!

Stay put, blast you!

[grunts]

[groans]

-Fisk! -I'll rip his transistors out!

A bad idea, young lady.

You see, I'm here to help you.

These robots are obviously the work of Alistair Smythe.

If he and Silvermane are allied with Osborn,

it poses a serious threat to my business.

I cannot let them succeed.

That's enough out of you, big boy!

Gargan, your corrosives have no effect on this robot.

-Well, what about this?! -You figure it out!

[Scorpion] Aah-aah-aah-aah!

Aah-aah-aah!

I broke him? A pity.

I was just beginning to have fun.

[coughs]

Get up!

Now let's get married, blast it!

Begin the ceremony!

[stammering] Uh, dearly...

[Mary Jane screams]

Get on with it!

Do you take Mary Jane Watson to be your wedded wife?

I do!

And do you take this man to be your wedded husband?

She does!

I don't have time for this.

I've gotta get inside!

[Black Cat] Hurry, Spider, the coast is clear

for you to get inside now, and, Spider,

it was nice working with you again.

[Harry] Get on with it!

Then I now pronounce you--

-Let them go, Harry. -Never!

Stay back, or I'll blow this place sky high!

Harry, if you really love Mary Jane,

you must let her go.

Oh, really?

Suppose I'd rather destroy her

than see her in the arms of my archenemy?

Harry, you think you know who your enemies are,

but aren't you forgetting who your friends are?

-Liz? -Deep down, you must know

that you and Mary Jane aren't meant to be.

She loves Peter, but that doesn't mean

that she won't always be your friend.

No! You're confusing me!

The Green Goblin is my only friend!

You're wrong, Harry! I'm your friend,

and I was hoping that some day, we'd be more than friends.

I love you, Harry.

You-- You love me?

Yes, but if we're to have a future together,

then it has to begin now.

Someone loves me. Ohh...

Take me back to Ravencroft, Liz.

I'm not well, you know, and I hate weddings anyway.

[chuckling]

What the--

[alarm whooping]

It was so nice to partner with you, my dear.

If ever you need a job--

Can it, Fisk.

Next time I'm going to do a job on you.

[Mary Jane] I just can't believe it ended this way.

Yeah, I guess you'd probably like to go home and--

No way. I'm late enough for my wedding as it is.

-Are you all right? -Um, yes, I am.

Uh, Spider-Man, could you go get Peter for me

so we can get married finally?

[minister] The ring, please.

Oh, Peter, it's so beautiful!

[minister] I'll skip the "for better or worse part,"

since we've been through that already.

So I now I now pronounce ya husband and wife.

[cheering]

[applause]

Congratulations, Parker.

Here's a little something for you.

[Peter] What's this, car keys?

My boy, it's a wedding gift Wilson Fisk didn't think of.

Oh, Mr. Jameson, that's so generous of you.

Yeah, I don't know what to say.

No need to thank me now, Parker.

Your coach awaits.

Well, you're right about one thing, Mr. Jameson.

Wilson Fisk would never have thought

-of giving us a gift like this. -[rough-running engine]

[Jonah] Think nothing of it, my boy.

No, it can't end this way!

You can't leave me alone like this!

Harry, where are you?!

Harry! Harry!

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♪ Radioactive Spider-Man ♪

♪ Spider blood, spider blood ♪

♪ Radioactive spider blood ♪

♪ Spider blood ♪

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