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[upbeat rock music]

♪ Spider-Man ♪

♪ Spider-Man ♪

♪ Radioactive Spider-Man ♪

♪ Spider-Man ♪

♪ Spider-Man ♪

♪ Radioactive Spider-Man ♪

♪ Spider-Man ♪

♪ Spider-Man ♪

♪ Radioactive Spider-Man ♪

♪ Spider blood Spider blood ♪

♪ Radioactive spider blood ♪

♪ Spider blood Spider blood ♪

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[explosions booming]

[growling]

♪ Spider-Man ♪

♪ Spider-Man ♪

I'd like to fire the nitwit who decided

this year's fundraiser should be a pirate masquerade.

-I look ridiculous! -I don't know, Jonah.

I think you make quite a dashing rogue.

Parker, take one more picture of me in this getup

and you're fired.

[Peter] Aye, aye, sir.

Attention, swashbucklers.

I'd like to point out our main attraction tonight.

This is actual treasure recovered from a Spanish galleon

that sank off the coast of Florida.

It's here on loan from the George Cocteau Foundation.

Let's give Mr. Cocteau a round of applause.

[applause]

-[spider-sense tingling] -Shiver me timbers.

[guests screaming]

I guess the same genius behind the pirate theme

came up with this brilliant stunt.

-[clang] -Jonah, this isn't a stunt!

It's for real!

-What?! -[clang]

[woman] Help! Somebody help us!

Help!

Everybody get out of here, now!

And miss the story of the year?

Not on your life.

[intense music]

What are these things? Some kind of robots?

Not even you can stop my new automatons!

Mysterio, I should've guessed.

After all, this robbery does play

like a grade B horror movie.

But this time, you're going to end up

on the cutting room floor!

Oh, really? Unless these guys can fly,

you're all mine, Mysterio.

No, they can't fly.

But neither can he!

Jameson! Oh, no.

Ta-ta, Spider-Man!

[laughing]

Hope my tracer connects with something

in all that smoke.

[Jonah] Who are you, what do you want?

Oof!

[barriers slamming]

I forgot how well Mysterio prepares for a crime.

But he forgot something, too.

[spider-sense tingling]

Hold it, buzz head! Another Mysterio trick.

And you fell for it you Neanderthal!

-Get us outta here! -Hang on.

[groans] They're empty!

Your blundering is gonna get us sliced into fish bait!

[intense music]

[Jonah] Aaah!

[robotic whirring]

[Spider-Man] That'll stop them.

-What if they can swim? -No way.

It's life that provides buoyancy.

Or hot air.

Which means you'd never drown.

-Why you-- -Uh-uh-uh! Be nice.

I just saved your life, remember?

You just saved face, that's all.

I think you wanted to steal that treasure,

-but Mysterio beat you to it. -Yeah, right.

I'd love to listen to you rant, squid lips,

but I've got another fish to catch,

and he comes with his own fish bowl.

If my tracer connected with Mysterio,

I should be able to pick up his whereabouts.

-[beeping] -Yes! Got him!

He's not far.

[intense music]

[webs whooshing]

Spider-Man, how did he--

Blast!

[wind blowing]

This snow job won't stop me, Mysterio!

The source of this holographic illusion

has to be around here somewhere.

And if I remember what I saw before it kicked in,

there's a hydrant right here.

There. Holocube destroyed, illusion gone.

But now, where's that creep hiding?

Okay, Spidey,

you're a native New Yorker.

What's wrong with this picture?

An exclusive club, an overpriced hair salon,

a trendy restaurant, and a neighborhood deli?

Give me a break, Beck!

You've gotta go another 30 blocks

to find a good deli above 66th Street.

You mustn't do this!

I can't go to prison, not now!

No, let me go!

No!

[guard] How come this Quentin Beck guy

rates a high security cell?

Oh, he's a tricky one.

He calls himself Mysterio.

He used to be a special effects guy in the movies

until he messed up on the Brooklyn Bridge

a couple of years ago.

He was doing special effects on a movie

with that actress, Miranda Wilson.

Remember her?

It was an action picture.

Beck was supposed to rig the scene

with spectacular explosions and stuff.

But Beck got sloppy with the explosives,

and a camera copter crashed.

It's a good thing Spider-Man showed up.

He saved the pilot.

[brakes screech]

[Mary Jane] And he caught Beck.

And as for Miranda Wilson,

when Spider-Man opened the door of her car,

there was nobody there.

Miranda Wilson was just gone.

Anyway, now the producers want to finish that film.

-They have two scenes left. -Really?

And because I resemble her,

I just got the job taking the place of Miranda Wilson.

Oh, great! Congratulations.

Where are they going to shoot?

Wonder Studios?

Of all places.

This place was Mysterio's base of operations.

[roars]

He rigged it with all kinds of deadly traps and devices.

[roars]

Mysterio's safely in jail,

and the studio is open for business again.

So why does it still make my skin crawl?

I'm happy for you, MJ.

But are you sure this is the right thing

for you to be doing now?

Tiger, I see this as my big break.

I need it.

For my career and for my sanity.

Peter, is that you?

Spider-Man!

I thought I heard Peter.

Look out!

Mary Jane!

Peter, help me!

You'll never know how strange it is to be gone for so long,

and then to return with no memory

of where you've been.

All I have are strange dreams.

Weird images that flash in my head.

Sometimes I think if I don't do something,

I'm gonna go crazy.

Fine, I just hope this action adventure movie

doesn't suddenly become a disaster film.

[man] Five minutes, Miss Watson.

I'll be right out.

[ghostly man's voice] Mary Jane!

Mary Jane!

Who-- Who's there?

Mary Jane!

-No, what's wrong with me? -[loud bang]

Is this another dream?

[gasps]

Am I going crazy?

Please, stay where you are.

Wait a minute, I know you.

Yes, Mary Jane.

I've come back to make up for having left you

so many years ago.

And-and-and this house, it's never clean!

Lousy kids leave everything in a mess!

Forget it, I'm outta here!

[gasps] Daddy?

[voice reverberating] Yes, my dear.

Come with me, don't be afraid.

Where's the Watson girl? I need her now!

I gave her the five-minute warning ages ago, JS.

She probably just has the jitters.

I'll go get her.

Why would she lock her door?

This isn't right.

[straining]

Mary Jane!

She's disappeared.

Not again!

What's this?

[creaking]

Mysterio must've built these tunnels.

But why?

[Mary Jane] Father? Where are we going?

Mary Jane, wait!

No! Father, don't go!

-[rumbling] -[screams]

Aaah!

My father, he came back!

He was going to explain what happened to me!

Oh, Spider-Man.

Am I going mad?

I hope not, Miss Watson.

Maybe you're just tired.

Uh-oh.

I'll just bet I know who was really behind that apparition.

[Spider-Man] Always got a trick or two up your sleeve, huh, Beck?

Who's there?

Spider-Man, lovely of you to drop by.

Get over it, Beck.

I saw some pretty bizarre things today,

so I came to check and see

if the man I put behind bars was real.

Or just another robot.

Ow! It's me all right, in the flesh.

-It isyou. -Well, duh.

Then who created the illusions I saw

in the catacombs under Wonder Studios?

Catacombs, no!

Spider-Man, stay away from there.

If you go back, you'll face your worst nightmare.

What are you talking about?

Give me some answers!

Oh, forget it.

This was a waste of my time.

Well, I did slip a spider-tracer on you, Beck.

Just in case.

And you thought I was just trying

to pull your face off.

Nice try, wall weasel.

But you can't trick a trickster.

You have, however, provided me

with the one thing I needed most.

A tiny battery to power my ticket out of here!

[water roaring]

[noise subsides]

[director] Okay, doll, the ship is sinking, and it's on fire.

Anyone else would be panic-stricken, but not you.

You're Super Agent Tiffany West.

You got it, honey?

Whatever you say, JS.

-[man] Scene 72A, take one. -[clack]

And action!

Let's have that hurricane effect now!

Hey, somebody turn down the water!

It'll put out the fire!

Aah!

Oh, no! Mary Jane!

Help! Help!

Help!

Mary Jane!

[intense music]

How could she survive this?

[Mary Jane's father] Thank goodness I found you again.

Quickly, my child.

You must follow me to safety.

What's happened to you?

Where are you taking me?

[Mary Jane's father] Just a bit further.

Then all your questions will be answered.

[groans]

Return to your world if you wish to live!

How do you manage to be in two places at once, Mysterio?

Bravo, Spider-Man.

This time, I think you'll find there's a bit more to Mysterio

than smoke and mirrors.

Oof!

Looks like our little visit is over!

No, stay out of this!

Oh, good, I was just beginning to think

one Mysterio wasn't enough.

Tough choice, but I guess I'll go with the one

who prevented my untimely demise.

[short-circuiting]

Are you ever for real?

You don't have time to find out.

Come this way!

Why should I trust you?

Because the automatons that you've already faced

were nothing compared to what's in store for you!

I acquired this deadly technology

from Wilson Fisk, the Kingpin.

[Kingpin] Alistair Smythe was brilliant with robotics,

but as he's no longer with me,

his technology is mine to sell.

[Mysterio] Very impressive, Mr. Fisk.

It's exactly the technology I need.

The simulacra specifications are yours,

if you can meet my price.

And not just money.

You must use this technology to destroy Spider-Man.

No, I have other concerns besides Spider-Man now!

Then I suggest you drop them

and attend to that annoying arachnid,

or forget about this technology.

I had prepared for your destruction,

when I was arrested trying to steal the treasure

to pay off Kingpin.

But my surprise for you is still in operation.

[laughs] My design for your ultimate destruction.

[Spider-Man] But if you want me destroyed,

why are you going to help?

[Mysterio] I have my reasons.

What about Mary Jane?!

Can you help me find her?

Only if you help me.

Looks like I have no choice.

-[spider-sense tingling] -[groans]

[groans]

The Lizard, here?!

[roaring]

It isyour worst nightmare, Spider-Man.

Deadly automatons that I designed

to mimic your most powerful foes!

[groans]

-Remember. -[roaring]

They're only machines.

Real comfort. [groans]

Mysterio's right, this isa machine.

And it has certain vulnerabilities.

Open wide.

[roaring]

[circuits crackling]

Quickly, Spider-Man, this way!

Toro! Toro!

I can't believe I'm having to thank you for your help.

This isn't over yet, Spider-Man.

There's something down there

that's more important to me than eliminating you.

[Mary Jane's father] Just a bit further.

Aah!

-Father? -[woman] What's the matter?

Don't you have a hug for your dear old dad?

[Mary Jane] Miranda Wilson?

Very good, you've got brains

as well as beauty.

[gasps] No!

[Spider-Man] Okay, break it to me easy.

Where are we now?

I was going to stage this

as the scene of your final sacrifice.

[spider-sense tingling]

[roaring]

[growling]

[groans]

[roaring]

I made them too intelligent and strong!

[growling]

And I see you've improved on the originals, too.

But they're still only machines.

Try to make that work to your advantage, Spidey.

Flame needs gas to feed it.

Gas, that's it!

Okay, slobber jaw, right here!

You too, needle mouth.

You were programmed to make me your prime target.

[explosion]

I hope that's the last of the robots.

-[scream] -Mary Jane!

Why are you doing this to me?!

You possess something I require.

-Your body. -[gasp]

You see, there was nothing magical about my disappearance.

-I merely fell off the bridge. -[splash]

Something had gone terribly wrong.

I was a woman renowned for my great beauty.

And now it had been destroyed.

I couldn't let anyone see me this way.

I crawled through the sewers like the rats that live there.

Miraculously, they led me to some catacombs

beneath the studio.

Without medical treatment, my condition steadily worsened.

But then I was discovered by Quentin Beck.

He had gotten out of prison

and come back for equipment he kept here.

He became Mysterio again, so he could steal the money

and buy robotic machinery needed to save my life.

Quentin made me self-sufficient

by directly hooking my mind to these new machines

and illusory devices.

Beck must really care about you.

Who could care about somebody that looks like this?

But soon, this device will give me back

what he took from me.

My youth and my beauty.

Correction, your youth and your beauty.

It will put my mind in your body.

Unh! No!

When I learned they were going to complete my film,

I knew it was just a question

of luring my lookalike down here.

My father. How did you--

Once I knew you were cast,

I simply accessed city computers

to find out everything I could about you.

[Spider-Man] But now, your haunting days are over.

[Miranda] Hoping for this day

was the only thing that kept me alive!

No, Miranda, you mustn't!

To the contrary, Quentin.

-[machine powers up] -I must!

-[crackling] -At last, my face,

my body restored to me!

Quentin, what went wrong?

I'm still trapped in my own body.

-[groaning] -Quentin!

I can't fix it.

There's nothing to fix.

The machine was never designed to work, was it, Beck?

[Quentin] Miranda, what you wanted was

a scientific impossibility.

Why did you do this to me?

You said it yourself.

Hoping for this day was the only thing

that kept you alive.

Don't you see, Miranda?

I love you.

No, it's impossible, Quentin!

I'm a hideous monster!

All I wish is to be with you.

Always.

And so you shall.

Always.

-[rumbling] -What's that noise?

[Miranda] Get out of here, both of you!

I've just overloaded the energy source to this complex!

[Spider-Man] You've gotta get out of here, too!

No, I'm staying.

So am I!

[noise intensifies]

There goes my film debut.

Up in smoke.

Let's go.

[sirens]

[Mary Jane] Wasn't it cruel of him to lead

Miranda on like that?

Hope is something you've gotta have.

It kept me going when you were gone.

-Uh... -Mary Jane,

all this has made me realize

just how precious you are to me.

Uh, I-- I'm flattered, Spider-Man,

but I'm already in love with a great guy-- Peter Parker.

Mary Jane, there's something I've got to show you.

[gasps]

[upbeat rock music]

♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

♪ Radioactive Spider-Man ♪

♪ Spider blood, spider blood ♪

♪ Radioactive spider blood ♪

♪ Spider blood ♪

♪ Spider-Man ♪