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Live from New York

From New York City

It's Saturday night

Just about

We've got bright lights outside

That is what it looks like in the daytime

What day is this?

Wednesday

Oh yeah, its Wednesday

Not today!

You guys let me know

In the comments if you want to see some Alex Adams twerking contest

If you wanna see

Me vs a girl twerk

I feel like that'something that a lot of people probably want to see.

To be honest,

i think so too

lol

It can be really cute

So this is kind-of

Nick how did it look before when she was laying like that?

Did they look good

Yeah pretty good

Okay

This Josie Tucker

That me

She my wife

Yes

Not yet the ring

We're literally not

What kinda

What kind of ring would you want?

I like simplicity

So you don't want something too crazy

No, like a band and then nice beautiful rock on top

Okay so what kind

Like white gold or regular gold

Platinum

Not rose gol

Gold

Or black

Because I can't wear that all the time.

There's black gold?

Yeah, it is beautiful!

What?!

What um...

What ring do you want??

Uh..I don' t

See i'm not gonna lose that in some place

Just get like a watch or something

A watch

Oh okay

Probably just some kind of

You put my name on your watt

Some kind gold

Or

Maybe platinum would be cool

But for guys

It can ge anything

Just band

Right

Yeah

I'm just gonna bend.

How many carrots do you need?

Some girls...I was watching TikTok the other day and like

They have it planned

To be honest, what's it called

A man going to look for a girl and be like

Oh she would like that rather than me think what

Yeah thats supposed..

I'm supposed to be able to go that.

That's what people with regular jobs do.

You guys aren't allowed to see this stuff yet!

This is...

Oh yeah, you're supposed to wear your freaking things

My shoes?

Nah it' okay

She has Birkenstocks sandals

I was gonna show them one

They are cool

Nick are you getting the grippers

Only mountain girls wear them

Get the grippers.

Yeah, but yeah she's got some Birkenstock sandals

But on her like they look good

On me they look good

Do people not really wear them?

Oh man

It''s like well hippie people wear because we're telling where you from

Washington

Yeah washington state

So lik out there pacific northwest ppl are wearing them

I wasn't going to say everybody up there is wears em

Yeah. If you're a grown man in Florida wearing like Birkenstocks, it's

I wouldn't look twice?

i mean

That would not look twice

Like oh

that is some man wearing sandals

What sandal do you wear flip flops

yeah

I used to wear flip-flops the first couple years of that like this is like

10 years ago 9 year ago.

But now if i were wearing flip flops now, im 35

That's what age should wear them

40 and above

The older you get man your feet start getting weirder

For sure, for sure.

I mean a lot of old boomer guys do wear flip-flops

Every 50 year old wears flip flops

What you need to play is Elden Ring

Oh i heard of that

Somebody told me there's anime about it

Elden something

Well its like Dark Souls name

but it's like the George R.R Martin, Game of Thrones guy?

Yeah!

He helped Miyazaki

like they teamed up together to make the game

so but its like autistically hard and stuff

and you just die constantly

But its really cool

It is really cool

Its a fantasy thing

You know

Like wizards

I love that

That looks really cool

What do you watch?

The new...

Like hentai stuff

So like where the crazy beasts are fucking the girls

Or like, Forest Hentai

Where there's a girl on the train

You have to

I'm not going to tell it!

She's like crying.

To be honest

Yeah, it is

Yes

Yeah...I just feel like

You get to rape stuff in a nice way

In sweet way

Don't punch people on the face

Like me

But she was into

Shes asked you

And then she asked my personal life

Once

I did it once, and then she...

And i was like

''I can't do this anymore''

And also you're a little crazy

What if we have fight

Then your like

Look what Alex did

100%

That's why

You can fuck with me

Because

Well

It wouldnt be that

But If u pissing off

LOL

IF YOU PISSING ME OFF

Yeah

This only has to

Be really reasonable

Its not

Like

U didnt take the trash out

Or

or you cheated, it's not like that stuff

I don't know what it would be

im gonna...

ill show u a picture

one time when were sucking this guys dick

and he wasn' circumcised

so its like hooded

and pulled down too much

sucked to hard

blood squirted all over my face

lol

And I was like, can i keep going and they kept going

There's blood everywhere and it was at a party too.

And then just met the kid

How is his penis bleeding like that?

Um

Don't know how he had to take him into the hospital because of all this blood

See you're nice girl

I'm a very nice girl.

Suck your dick until it bleeds, and then

And then i'll leave you at the hospital

Because the wait is too long

Don't suck too hard

A little bit's fine

I like licking

You're extremely good with sex love

Thank you

I like having sex.

How long have you been doing porn stuff?

Since, like...

May of this year

and then in January or March

April

Yeah my first shoot was in April

Hugging sex

15

16

Wait not nice

Bad

Fucking myself

Who even knows bitch

Don't say bad

Secret

So your dick is just like thick, but I don't know if it can go down my throat or not.

Okay let's go over that

You're almost there

Almost

How much bigger is Brickzilla dick than mine?

Where does Brickzilla stick his face

No, his dick is like this. So his dick's the size of my head

so it goes like...

I went like this and kind a little bit over head

But how much thicker it?

A lot thicker

Yeah pretty thick as hell

Bro!

If you hit in mouth enough to go

Like

That was pretty much kinda

As far back

It feels just hitting right there

Must be nice

It must be nice to have a dick as far as little fosters can.

I don'think it's that nice

No, i wouldnt want dick baby

That is too much

You can only fuck with like certain girls

Yeah

The best girls

Elite

High value women

But there are some women who do crazy stuff

Its fun once in awhile

but you don't want to like fuck guys like that all the time.

That's why you have a husband or boyfriend

who look my size dick

and then on weekends,

if you wanna kick back

and have some fun

go fuck Priscilla

So what were doing before porn?

I danced for little bit

and then

out and like

yeah, like out in uh...Seattle?

I tried Seattle. They didn't make a lot of money so i went down to Portland

And then Portlan made alot of money

So we worked at the sex strip club

The girls on stage can fuck each other with their dildos

Like slammed him

Nice

Do you fuck the guys there

If they're cute

I'm a good hustler, i do. If still go to that club

,I do fuck the guys

See strip clubs down here

Everybody fucks

everybody fucks

it's lit

Guys if you're anywhere else and

It is all like no sex in champagne

and shit

In South Florida

You will

Fuck

For few hundred dollars

You can

Fuck

Go into the strip club

And

FUCK

IN THE

LAP

That my thing

IT'S GREAT

THAT MY THING

AND THE GIRLS ARE HOT

1000$

RIGHT THERE

I always get $1,000 rooms cuz

i'm not fucking for 500 you can get a nice joy

Jerk off instruction for 500. You can give myself handy four five hundred

Oh works like the guys

You're there and tell them to jerk off and im playing with my pussy like on the chair across from them

But iv'e gotten in trouble so if might had at room

I didn't fuck this guy,

i let him rub his dick on my pussy

and

my club was like you can not do that

they did not give me the money for it

You can' tdo anything

And all other girls in there are fucking

Why'd you get ME into trouble?

They're jealous of ya

They closed their door

and saw us

This is all a lie

What di dyou before

Were there any restrictions over you being a librarian or anything?

At CNA I took care of old people.

They'd go to their house and it just got too weird

Did you have sex with some little guys

There was one guy who wanted me clean his counters

And i was like, ok

I was like, okay.

And he'd be like stop that

What?

You were moving your butt too much

He would watch me clean it

But he wouldn't do anything

You look like you're in pain.

You've been through a lot, haven't you?

Yes I have...

Oh yes!

Please don' worry about it

It's okay

Don''t cry

Please

You just came back from the hospital

It's all good.

That was nice!

Just need a little bit of everything

It was fun

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