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Follow it up in there, Bill. Yeah, I'm
ready, Bill. Well, then get the fuck...

the hell is he off to?

Yeah, that's the boss's husband, lucky
bastard.

Yeah, I hear he's banging his wife's
secretary.

Going to see her now?

I want you to give a dead man a hard -on
right there.

Yeah, well, maybe that's how he's
searing it.

Every person tells me that I'm crazy.

I haven't got a coral fancy phone.

But I just get a sense of fulfillment
whenever I can give

my dog a bone.

I met women who told me that they loved
me.

I met preachers who said to me Jesus
died.

I've met a million wives who swore they
enjoyed their lives, but I never met a

dog that lied.

My dog don't lie, but you do.

My dog don't lie like you and me.

Can I get a ride on one of your logs?
Where do you come from, Angel?

Hell. It's colder up here.

Maybe you need some more clothes.

Just give me a joint and I'll be fine.
Forget it. I don't smoke.

Isn't he too little to be out on his
own?

You shouldn't pee in the sink, you know.

Are you crazy?

And I wasn't peeing.

Don't play dumb. I felt your eyes all
over my ass.

Come on, you're still a kid.

You could be my... Shut up and get it
hard.

Hey, hey, hey.

Hey, what are you doing?

What are you doing?

Look here, young lady. Look here. I
decide what's under my pants.

Every person tells me that I'm crazy.

I haven't got a far off fancy phone.

I just get a thing off the phone.

Whenever I can give my dog a bone.

I met women who told me that they loved
me.

I met preachers who said to me Jesus
died.

I met a million wives who swore they
enjoyed their lives.

Never met a dog that lied.

My dogs don't lie, but you do.

My dogs don't lie like you and me.

George. How hard is it to remember phone
number 5283? My birthday.

Thank God. Watch the gun.

You scared the shit out of me. What do
you think you did coming out with a gun?

It's not even loaded.

Don't point the gun at me, okay? Don't
point the gun at me. Come on, it's not

even loaded.

What did I just say? What did I just
say?

Look what you did. Can you even remember
four simple numbers?

Stop changing the combination every day.

Yeah, how much did you have to drink
down at the Italian American

and Wine Oats Club? Look, look, I have
to write an ethics, and you please keep

it down. I'm going back to sleep.

Jesus, Mom.

I just hauled two loads back to back.

I'm tired, okay?

Well, I don't want to hear another
noise. Please.

Okay. Do you want me to come with you?
To do what? Come on.

Dad, I'm in the middle of a game.
Please.

Don't. That's why. You don't want to
play a game with me? I have to write a

paper. Why is this hard for you to
understand?

Okay. Write your paper. Write your
paper. That's what you want to do.

If you see your sister, tell her Father
would love to see her now and then.

Okay?

You know, you're always mean to me now.

Always.

That's because you asked for it.

No.

No, I don't ask for it.

I don't ask for it.

Your Italian cousin made it, and he
never taught you how to use it. I've

this enough. Now don't break it.

All right.

Oh.

My favorite napkin.

Yeah. Italian artists, but I think you
should have them send you another one.

It's sentimental value to me. I love it.

It reminds me of my childhood.

Here you go.

There you go.

What is that?

It's male soy protein. It's good for
you.

Remember, we're watching your
cholesterol.

You don't like eating healthy?

What is it?

You are watching your cholesterol.

I'm not watching my cholesterol.

You are.

Come on. Eat it.

Okay. I am not eating this. What is
this?

What is it? It's good for you.

The prick of a midget.

Yeah.

Whatever.

It's just that... You better get down to
the sawmill. They're waiting for you.

Come on.

Good morning, Mrs. Olivieri.

Uh, is Darcy alongside?

She's in the stall, Mrs. Olivieri.

Topaz is much better.

The vet caught it in time.

Shh. What is it?

Leptospirosis.

Must have got bitten by a mouse.

She's great with him, if anything.

She's too fond of him.

Let's go.

Morning.

Morning.

I hear the horse is fine.

Thank God.

And what about that friend of yours?

Come on, it's not what you think.

It isn't? But then I look at that butt
and body of his, and I realize what a

good liar you've become.

Ursula, please, don't fall in love with
stable hands. What are you saying?

Stable hands are subhuman?

No, all I'm saying is that when two
people are from different backgrounds,

just doesn't work.

I don't even want to go to Italy. Why
can't I just stay here?

You'd rather I left you here alone with
this Alex guy for a few days?

Nothing's going on, okay?

Especially since Alex is gay.

Is what?

Are you kidding me?

Look, he doesn't want anyone to know, so
don't you dare tell him that I told

you. Now my lips are sealed.

Okay, let's go.

Alex?

First, what tells me you're gay?

Uh... Yes.

Relax, I think it's wonderful.

You know... This trip will be the first
time I'm going to be away from business

since it started.

Well, it would be so lonely here without
you.

I was thinking about that last night.

Why don't you come along?

Do you really want me to come?

Are you sure you're not going to change
your mind?

I can already see myself stranded with
all of your relatives.

I would love that. I've always dreamed
of going to Italy.

But do you think we have to check with
Mr. Olivier first?

No, he loves surprises.

Every person tells me that I'm crazy.

I haven't got a car or fancy home, but I
just get a sense

of fulfillment whenever I can give my
dog a bone.

I met women who told me that they loved
me.

I met preachers who said to me Jesus
died.

I met a million wives who swore they
enjoyed their lives, but I Never met a

dog that lied.

My dog don't lie, but you do.

My dog don't lie like you and me.

Your problem's not physical.

It's here.

But there is a medication.

If I were to prescribe that to you, it'd
be like putting a Band -Aid on it.

I've had problems like yours.

In the past.

I had a wife. She abused me. My daughter
made up horrible lies about me. And I

wasn't a man anymore.

Women were the ones.

It was the women who did it to me.

Okay?

Would you like a cigarette?

They're very good.

Solution. There's only one solution.

Can you give me your hand?

Can you give me your hand?

Give it to me.

Don't be shy. You are so beautiful.

So handsome.

I don't understand.

I love the tango.

Yeah.

But I need a partner. He left me two
weeks ago.

Would you... Can I kiss you?

Kiss?

What are you, nuts?

You're late.

I took a wrong turn, sorry.

You drive the same roads day after day.
What a genius you must be to screw that

up. Come on.

I'm late because I got my lovely wife a
little present.

What is it?

It's a little baby porcupine.

Look how cute that is. Look at that.

Oh, God.

It's infested with fleas. It's a little
baby.

Oh, what a lovely one. What the hell am
I supposed to do with that?

Maybe she tries sitting on it or
something.

There's a love missing.

Probably fell off the trunk.

Oh, one falls off every trip? The road
is bumpy. You know, sometimes they fall

off. Big deal.

What are you doing?

Building a fucking log cabin?

Watch your voice. Don't swear.

You're supposed to be a lady.

Oh, listen.

If she ever catches on, you'll be okay.

But I'll be out on my ass.

I'll protect your ass. Don't worry about
it. Because if you don't get your act

together by the time we get back from
Italy... You are not coming.

Me and my wife are going. Not you.

Listen to that. Your wife invited me to
come along.

um

Let's just walk. It's right at the top
there. Come on, come on, walk.

Come on, we've got all the houses right
there. We've got the luggage and all.

We're going to leave the cars here.
Leave the cars here. We're in the middle

the road.

Give me one lesson instead. I'm sorry.

Come on.

Come on.

Look at this thing. How are we going to
go on? Stop in the middle of the road,

Dad. This is what they do here.

That's what they do because they don't
get that kind of car.

They just don't get that kind of car.

You're doing okay, especially if you
send a donation.

Oh, man, this is old.

See, you can't get a car through here.

Look, they're waiting for us on the
other side. Okay, get ready.

They'll be here any second now.

They'll be coming from that side, there.

What's the matter?

Is that

your wife?

My wife's family.

Nice to meet you.

Hello.

Bravo, bravo. And this is your wife.

Oh, wonderful.

Everyone come this way, please. No, no,
no.

But straight ahead.

Yes, ahead.

Don Fortunato was very fond of you. He
said you sent a donation to the church

every year.

Follow me, please.

Look at this. It's freezing in here.

Freezing.

That car ride was not great.

Oh, look at this. With all the relatives
you've got, why are we staying here?

Look in there, kids. I told you.

It's a house for the religion.

We're seven people. What are we going to
say? Isn't it nice out there? It's

beautiful. Listen, does our room have a
bath?

No, none of the rooms have a bathroom in
the room, but it's right down the hall

right outside the room I'll put you the
room right next to the bed. Can we stay

in a hotel?

We got a problem, kid. Like a Hilton, a
Ramada, a Motel 6.

Excuse me, honey, honey, you think there
might be a skating rink around here

somewhere? I'm sure there's a skating
rink, Mom. Come on, you and your skating

rink. Get out of here. It's not even a
bathroom. It's an hour. Come on. Take

to bed. Come on. Can you start and then
everybody falls?

I'm just... I'm more practical than you
are.

You just don't know things.

I don't know.

Maybe one time we could have a good
time. One time.

It's been months.

I'm not busy now.

What the hell is this? What does that
say up there?

It means man begins at dusk and then to
dusk he returns. It's like ashes to

ashes, like in the Bible.

But he didn't.

Then what?

Turned to ashes?

Okay, Grandpa.

My romantic Italian vacation.

Just like I pictured it.

You look so beautiful in black.

Oh, thanks.

Have you ever worn leather?

Are you saying my brown leather jacket?

No. I mean all black leather.

Head to toe.

With black high boots?

Isn't it sweaty?

Do you believe in life after death?

After death, I'm still waiting to see if
there's life before.

When you find out, let us know.

What's wrong with you? You look like you
could suffer.

I am.

My feet are killing me.

I want to be cremated.

When? Today?

Very funny.

You know, when my time comes, I want my
ashes to be scattered over a shining

iceberg at sunrise.

Will you do that, Bill, at sunrise?

How about noon?

You know I hate to get up early.

Bill. People always say something
profound and something wise before they

I don't know. Did he say anything?

I don't know.

What were Don Furtado's last words?

He sat up in bed and said, I feel better
today.

Look at that.

Santino, what's the recipe?

I will give you the recipe.

Now you take the pigeon, put a nail in
his head on the wall.

Wait till the flesh rots.

So the bird falls on the floor, and you
know it's ripe.

Disregard the worms, because once you've
got it, and you get the intestines out,

and you make it into a paste, the worms
add a flavor.

Spread it on toast.

He loves it like that.

So the traditions are sacred.

Excuse me. I better go see if he's okay,
all right?

He's okay.

I'll be right back. You go right ahead.

Come with me.

Come with me.

What?

Where are you going?

What's going on?

Don't you want to try the toast?

Fifi. I'm so ashamed to be married to
such a peasant. You know what?

I'm going for a walk.

I'll put up with this a bit.

You like it, eh?

Yeah, it's my favorite.

Look, madame.

Madame, may I help you, please?

Absolutely.

Wait, wait, wait. A little beaky.

Here.

Thank you.

A little sauce for you. You'll never
have this in Greenwich Village.

Here, look, I'll give you with the claw.
The left claw.

Peep, peep, peep, peep.

Bon appetit.

Italian turkey.

Let's have something edible. We are not
all barbarians like my father.

Good. We never had a pigeon before.

Come with me. I don't know.

George, don't do this to me. George.

Whatever you're having, honey, I'll have
two. You know, there wasn't much meat

on that turkey.

Oh, don't tell me you ate it. No, I
didn't eat it. But I tried. You tried

tried, I tried. I figured, what can you
do? Of course, you'll try anything. When

you're in another country, you have to
try the food.

Do you like butterflies?

I don't.

Have you got this one in your
collection?

That's a funny place for a butterfly.

No, it's not the right time.

What's the matter with you? I'll be out
of it.

What's the problem?

Nothing.

Who am I talking to?

Things, you know.

I got things on my mind. No, money.

You can't tell us.

It's a little embarrassing, you know. A
little embarrassing to talk about.

Why? What's the problem?

You mean men and women stuff?

Something with women, yeah.

Women? What women?

Oh, God.

This?

Oh. Oh, God.

Yeah? Oh, God.

Will you cut it off?

Do not laugh. Do not laugh. That ever
happen to you?

What'd you do?

I have a tenant.

Albino. Yeah.

He's magical.

He casts spells.

That's right. I'm being serious, okay?
I'm being serious. I got a goddamn hard

-on that would chase a dinosaur.

When can you take me to this guy?

I need a full moon.

All right.

You might cry.

We've been here three days, and you
still haven't come to my room.

My uncle. We just buried him.

What am I supposed to do?

Make off while I'm grieving?

And how long will this grieving last? I
don't know.

Until... Until there's a full moon.

Full moon?

It's an Italian custom.

You grieve, and then when there's a full
moon, you can celebrate again.

Okay?

And when is full moon?

In two, three days.

Like three days maximum. And then I
promise you, I promise you, it will make

best love we ever made, ever. I promise.

No, I promise.

Either you give it to me, or I'll give
it to you.

What does that mean?

I have a lot on my mind, actually.

You said, you know, you were going to
help me with Albino, and you haven't

anything about that.

Albino is all taken care of.

Tomorrow it's a full moon.

Right. I'll come and pick you up after
dinner. No more problem.

Holy shit, there he is.

Commissioner.

Oh, hello, senor.

Where you go?

This will be the best surprise for my
brother, who has been so far away from

dear family.

Now, there isn't another lunch, is
there?

Look, look. Go away.

Oh, yellow, you are about to relive your
past.

I made this for you.

You guys are fucking maniacs. You guys
are fucking crazy.

Sorry, maybe Jackie didn't realize they
are our relations.

Who's that one there with the funny arm?

That's Uncle Rigoletto.

He suffered from priapism.

Priapism. And he always kept his hand
there, even when he died.

Let's hope it's not hereditary.

You're my brother.

And I love you. But you're sick.

Sick in the head.

You have a real sick gambling problem.
If you gamble the way the family

I mean... It's a good idea. It works.

I want to do what they were doing
before.

And

this

is just for today.

And tomorrow, leftovers.

And then, blood pudding. And what's
left?

Oh, we will make ice cream.

Nothing goes to waste here, eh? You
wanted a hot dog, ma 'am.

Hell of a piece, eh? Here, the left
shoulder of one pig keeps a family going

weeks. I'm not like Joe Pascoe. Already
run two bottles of wine. Maybe more

space on the table, no? World class, eh?
I want you to look very closely at that

disgusting spectacle, because that's
exactly what I'm going to do to your

father. Your daughter is it, Missy,
though?

It's okay.

You see your mother? You see what a
nasty, she's always nasty to me.

Oh, I'm nasty.

She's always fighting you two.

You know, that butcher kind of reminds
me of Johnny Weissmuller.

I could take him with one finger.

One finger.

No fighting.

Let's think about dating.

Oh, look.

Look at the beautiful sausages they are
preparing for us.

See, it's a primitive ritual. It's kind
of how thin the vanilla society really

is. God, there you go.

Ritual fulfills desire in a context
devoid of meaning. Shut up. I'm trying

concentrate. I'm not throwing up. We can
get this in the States.

I'll bring home a barrel.

Anyway,

I think it's beautiful.

Ahmed, a toast to you for the beautiful
pig that you brought from my family to

eat. My ungrateful family.

But thank you all of you for being here.

Cheers!

How do you know my name?

Javier Roque.

Javier Roque.

If you don't use it, you lose it.

You feel better now? I feel much better.

Javier Roque.

What's the matter?

I have a dream.

We have the gate.

You go away.

Come with me.

Honor such as, honor such as, honor such
as.

Good.

Help me?

Yes.

What is that?

Gall of goat melted down in oil of nuts.

From the witches of Benvinuto.

It smells awful.

Yes. Now you.

Sprinkle the sixth member.

Good.

Now, relax.

Hey, please be careful with that.

Please be careful.

Please.

Go get the stone and the kidney and take
your time.

She's gone now.

What do you think?

To me, he looks a little frightened.

Oh, yes.

Yes. Can you help me?

What did she say to you?

Take away that limp rope?

I never want to see it again?

What disrespect.

You know, ladies, you shouldn't behave
that way.

For three millennia, you worshipped that
thing.

You swooned at the mere sight of it.

You fell down in worship before it.

And now you call it that piece of limp
rope, that silly dangling thing.

If you don't show more respect, he's
going to go away and he's never going to

come back. And you're never going to see
him again.

And then where will you be?

With no family, no children, no
pleasure.

Take the stone, Governor.

Squeeze the stone.

Say it. Squeeze the stone.

And ever hard my bone.

ever hard my bone.

Good.

Will this work?

Yes.

Take it with you, Pilgrim. Put it in
your pocket.

I'm cured?

Yes. That's it?

That's it.

Well, Dad tells us that he did a lot of
good work for the town. Good work?

That one?

Mind you, something was a long shot, you
know. But, you know, this is a small

town. People talk. They are very
malicious.

You've got to taste this.

It's very sweet.

I think I'm going to stick to the
biscuits.

No nonsense.

Life to be enjoyed. Come on, drink it.

Not that I can enjoy life anymore, you
know, not since my husband died.

Dr. Briske, do come in.

Good afternoon.

Hello. Let me introduce you to my
American relative. They're here for a

days. This is Dr. Briske. He's here to
bring the girls their vitamins.

Just one moment. I'll put them back.

Oh, doctor, you didn't forget my little
pills also? They're in there?

Of course not.

Thank you so much for dropping in.

Good afternoon, ladies.

Goodbye, doctor.

Ah, Dr. Briske. He's a sound chemist,
you know.

It's like a member of the family, you
know.

He brings the girl their vitamins.

So many vitamins.

They should be healthy.

And relax.

Maybe you should try it with the wife.

And if it works, then you go with the
secretary.

And then we can talk business.

Santino, why don't you come in? Come and
join us.

Oh, no, pretty lady.

I have much to do.

Bye.

Is this beautiful or what? What the hell
is that?

Are you kidding?

Ever since I was a kid and I saw that
movie, The Knights of the Round Table, I

wanted one of these, and I got it. How
the hell do you expect to get that thing

home?

Maybe it can go on economy.

But first, I'm going to get a tree, and
I'm going to carve it into a horse, and

I'm going to put him on it.

Now, screw the tree, dear.

First, I go skating.

No, tree first, then you can go ice
skating. No, skating first. Okay,

guys. Dad, please find Mama Pond. There
must be some ice somewhere.

What if I can't find any?

Well, head for Alaska.

How's that?

Alaska.

And then in the States, it's just weird
because it's like...

Everyone is stuck in this soulless
struggle for wealth, like the idea of

American dream of getting property and
getting cars. Like, if that's going to

make you happy, then I don't... Wait,
wait, wait, wait.

I'm sorry. I'm speaking like a mile a
minute, aren't I?

Here. It's in English.

Easy.

The Seducer's Guide. Yeah.

That's your seducer. By Kierkegaard.

Yeah. Yeah? I read this in... Have you
read it? Yeah, yeah, in Philosophy 101.

Oh, okay.

Have you?

It's mine, yes.

He too believes that philosophy and
existence are one and the same.

But he also says that the static in life
lies in the search for pleasure, in the

sense of seduction.

Yeah, but I mean, that's just for, like,
beginners. Like, you can't look at it

as, like, the only thing that's out
there.

Because he starts off with the spiritual
phase, and then he moves to the ethical

phase.

Just... Not so fast. Not so fast. Sorry.

Do you remember the second part? Did you
read it?

Yeah.

The second part is the most interesting
one.

It is?

Yeah.

If you want, we can start with that.

I'll be your seducer.

My body is yours now. And then I'll take
it back. You can write that in your

diary.

What are you doing?

Relax.

It's just a game.

Don't worry, no.

Please, just get off me.

What's going on?

Look, dear, I think you should read less
and learn how to love.

Only women have the gift of seduction.
Okay.

Do it more often.

It's more fun than a book.

Glad you've come home. You're happy
here, aren't you?

We realized after when you were happy in
the moment.

Do you ever regret leaving Italy?

You know, you only regret the things
that you don't do.

You understand?

Jay, put me in there.

I'm going to be fine with you and Mom.

Yes. You see?

I love her a lot.

So much.

It's okay.

Still my baby.

To the Almighty, every day we confront
with the evils in the world.

Evils which perhaps will continue to
exist after we will be gone.

But we know that only the Spirit can
give us the strength to combat those

and build a different world.

Oh Lord, take us by the hand, you who
are love.

And remind us, remind those who seek you
but do not know it.

I'm sorry. I heard the singing, so I
came in. It's okay. You're welcome.

Do you want to sing?

Do you want to sing?

Maybe.

Our search is sometimes made blind by
doubt until it's illuminated by the

Do not despise your errors.

Just work hard so that the mute lights
up not a straw fire, but a knock fire.

I don't even know what to do. My mom's
Jewish.

The house of God is open to all.

Shalom Aleichem Shalom, shalom, shalom

aleichem

You want to go to a disco?

Let's go.

Great, let's go.

We got

him. We got him. Honey, no hard
feelings?

Oh.

No hard feelings, baby.

All right.

Let's go get him.

Thank you.

God, you're strong.

You could deck a buffalo.

Yeah, but I can be a little difficult
sometimes, too.

Oh. Yeah, well, that's one of the
reasons why I love you.

Oh.

Listen.

Listen, do you hear what they're
playing?

Do you remember that?

Our first time?

It hasn't always been easy, has it,
honey?

No. But we've always come through it
together.

That's it. That's it.

We've always come through it together. I
bet.

Have you still got your wedding ring?

Are you kidding?

What?

Yours?

You were going at it.

Pretty hot and heavy over there, you
know. I still can.

Hey, looky here.

You know, I read somewhere where a
falling tree makes more

noise than a growing forest.

I'd like to think that we helped that
forest grow.

Yes, sir.

Yeah, whatever you say.

All I know is you're always talking
about trees.

Bill?

Bill?

You got it in the wrong place. I think
you're screwing the cushion.

There,

there. Oh, yes.

Make me crazy like you used to.

Where's Jackie?

She went to bed early.

Good. There's a big moon out tonight.

Yeah? I went to the gym and I got so
sweaty.

I had to take a long, hot shower.

You did, huh?

And rub soap all over.

All over?

All over.

On my bed.

And down, down, down.

My pussy.

Your pussy?

Mm -hmm.

Either you have a gun in your pocket, or
you're very happy to see me.

Oh, baby, you're so hard.

What's this?

Don't, all right?

Listen.

Okay. Okay. Okay.

Where is it?

Listen, maybe we should go, okay? I
gotta go, all right? Bullshit. You can't

it off on me anymore?

It's me, okay?

Carol.

Where are you going?

Where are you going? What are you doing?

Just let me go.

Hey, that's my wife's room right there.

I know that.

What do you mean you know that?

No, listen.

Don't. It's not funny.

She'll kill us both. Listen to me. It's
not funny. I need to get fucked.

You get it?

I'm upset today.

I'm upset. You?

Yeah, I'm upset. You're right.

Come on. I can't.

Don't. Don't worry about it.

Cunts. What are you doing here?

I couldn't sleep.

I heard you go, so I followed you.

Dario Geronte.

Who is he? He was the town blacksmith.

That's the count.

I knew him.

Great guy.

Great manners.

Dies on All Souls Day not to upset the
townspeople.

It's true.

Walter Brosney.

Carmela Conti.

This one, I don't know.

Anna Gretchi.

Oh, man.

That was my first girlfriend.

I wonder what happened to her.

That's terrible.

She was my first kiss.

She was my youth.

Oh. Are we leaving?

No, but you are.

The rest of it is in the car.

But what about last night?

God, it's been a long time since anyone
touched me like that. With such passion

and tenderness. Carol, thank you.

But I just don't see much of a future in
it.

I enjoy working with you, dear, but
somehow I can't quite picture you as

soulmate material.

Oh, you mean not like Olivier, huh?

The man has been cheating on you all
along.

And the only reason why I didn't spend
last night fucking his brains out is

because he can't get it up.

I know.

He suffered terribly.

Sometimes I wish I could help him.
Sometimes I wish I could kill him.

Still, he is my man.

And just maybe...

I love him.

Let me see your face.

Something's different.

Did you get laid?

Why is it always about sex with you?

Come on.

See this place?

See this place? I made love to hundreds
of girls in these parts.

Nowadays, the girls are all nasty. They
tell you to go fuck off.

So find another reason for living.

You know, you've come back...

Tiddly, you've come back to your roots,
and all you can talk about is sex.

You know, why don't you just forget it?

When the situation changes, we have to
adapt.

Where'd you read that, in a book?

Sometimes I stop reading and I think.

Blow down. Stop acting crazy.

Oh, shit.

Dad?

Now, that wasn't smart, was it?

You're like a kid sometimes.

Dad, there's something I need to tell
you, and I need you to try to understand

this time.

It's an irrational attraction, and I'm
afraid of the consequences.

What's the matter? You in love with a
married woman?

When I go back, I want to change my
major.

Do what?

I want to study theology.

I had other plans for you.

Why?

I don't know.

Since when do you care?

You sure you don't want to think it
over? I mean, you're young. Why do you

to make such a quick decision?

I'm making the right choice.

All right.

You won't be losing a son. I'll just be
gaining a father.

Great.

Okay. It's easier to give than to take
away.

Give me a hug.

Okay, kid. Don't worry. Ursula can look
after the business.

Dad, wake up.

Who are you yelling at?

Dead. In a cemetery.

And you were there too.

Dressed as a priest.

I have to go back home.

Family emergency.

George, can you take care of the train
station?

Sure.

Don't sweat it, Oliviero. If you can't
find your balls, you can borrow your

wife's.

Is that Nora?

about last night?

There's one more reason to be mad at me,
right?

Look, you have a good family, you have
money, you have a good business, you

a good claim.

Yeah, exactly.

You know, even here, everybody thinks
you do everything.

I'm just along for the ride, you know?
I'm just the dad who comes along. Well,

that's why you're mad at me?

Because I did my best and it's working
out?

What do you think? That I'm having fun
doing this?

You know, I do hope to regain the
services of a husband one day soon.

Look at me.

Just look at me.

You know, virility is not just an erect
penis.

Yeah, that's exactly it.

That's exactly it.

That's all you ever wanted me for.

Olivero!

Saltino, he's in prison.

He's in prison? Yeah.

The police this morning have done.

Okay, come down, come down. Tell me
slow.

Yeah, ask him if he paid bribes.

Okay, I'll go get him. Don't worry about
it. Please. Okay.

Please. Okay.

He won't be okay. Oh, please. Don't
worry about it. And tomorrow it will be

Olivia's favor.

It's okay.

Anita!

Oh, yeah, you are.

Oh, Olivia.

The shame. The shame that we bring on
the family.

I know. Well, we got to do something.

We got to do something.

Lina and Mariolina.

They locked themselves in. They're in
there.

I'm confused.

What about Santino? What do they have to
do with Santino?

Santino.

Girls!

Was it Santino?

What are you talking about?

Tatino is in jail.

Did you hear?

Or you don't know?

Who cares?

I've got two hobos in there.

Both pregnant.

Not hurting, okay? No one's hurting
anybody.

No one's gonna kill anybody, okay?

Okay, we're coming in, me and your mom.

Mom's calm.

Mom's calm. We're all calm.

Don't be afraid.

Everything's okay.

You're calm, Mom. Mom is calm.

Okay.

You have to tell us the name of the
young boy, the little young boy that

you pregnant.

What were their names?

Name, boy.

Okay. Mom's calm. Mom's calm.

Okay. Mom is calm.

Okay.

One young boy made you both pregnant.

Okay, that's okay.

Can you say the name of the young boy
that made you pregnant?

Dr. Pietro!

The chemist? Oh my God!

Mr.

Olivieri, something terrible has
happened.

This is something serious.

Archimedes, they found him hanging at
the rock.

Yesterday.

He lost everything, playing cards.

The land, the money, and the house.

Where's my brother? Where is he now?

He's hiding somewhere in the field.

We'll be out on the street.

What am I supposed to do? What am I
supposed to do? Let me go! Let me go!

go! Let me go!

Stop!

Stop the parachute!

Put the gun down.

Put the gun down!

They won't be there.

Who is there?

Santino. That fool Santino.

To tell them that.

If I'm dead, then the diet will be wiped
out.

Because of the cards.

I thought you were so good at cards.

I am, yes.

Just a moment. How could you do that?

I need just a little more.

Because why?

Because why? Wait. Because why? In the
last game.

Yes. Listen to me. What are you, crazy?
Are you crazy with the gambling? Are you

crazy with the gambling?

Have you lost your mind? Have you lost
your mind?

Look at me. When they read the will, I
swear to God.

Uncle, let me anything. I'll give you
half of it. But no more gambling!

To continue.

To Dr. Pietro, who charitably took care
of my earthly maladies,

I leave my gold pillbox.

Oh, I've had peace, eh?

To Maria, my housekeeper, I leave an
annuity of 3 ,000 euros.

As she is thrifty, she will know how to
use it.

Now that I have finished reading the
bequests, let us move on to the reading

the decuius arrangement, the deal with
the bot of the property.

Decuius? Must be someone we don't know.

Ladies and gentlemen, please pay
attention. Maybe a distant relative.

less.

There is a post office saving account.

In the amount of 1 ,800 euros. Oh,
that's a pretty good amount.

1 ,800 euros?

Maybe it's for you.

There is a vast piece of land that
stands where Via dell 'Angelo Custode

with the motorway that is to be built.

Ah, that must be the area that
transformed the church on down to the

A lot of land. Jesus Christ, it's a lot
of land.

And there is a Swiss bank account.

What? It's taken some time to trace.

I think Dad knew he had one.

The account is in dollars.

In the amount of 6 .3 million dollars.

Oh, did you hear that?

It's been kept in the Swiss bank. How
could a priest have so much money? 6

million dollars.

How about that? 6 million dollars.

Come.

I'm going to read the exact words in the
will.

It doesn't look so good for our size.
One member of the family who, above all,

has shown great faith and devotion.

What does that mean?

He has done this by always donating
generously to the feast day of the

saint. I therefore leave the balance of
my assets... To my deserving nephew,

Oliviero Olivieri. Yes.

Wow.

Rob.

How can all the money go to you? That's
what he did.

You. We are right. Filthy thief.

You won't get away with it.

Shut up, you bitch. You don't talk to my
husband like this.

We're going to solve this. In the same
way. We can solve this.

I have a present for my American cousin,
too.

Come back soon.

I'll be waiting.

Nice room.

The ceiling is beautiful.

Needs some restoration work.

We'll be in touch.

Nobody else is coming. We might as well
start.

At least all the family's here.

Let's have a toast to the family.

Merry Christmas.

Merry, merry, merriest.

Come on, Bill. Grab a knife and start
cutting.

Wait,

wait. Before we begin, seeing as it's
Christmas, I have an announcement I'd

to make.

Really?

When we go home, I'm marrying Alex.

What?

You're not pregnant, are you?

No. Mom, do I look pregnant? I'm not
pregnant. I'm in love.

He asked you to marry him. I asked him
to marry me. A gay stable boy. Mom,

yes, a stable boy. He's a stable boy.
Get over it. But he's not gay.

He is gay. She told me. You don't know
that he's gay. You haven't seen them

together. You don't know.

He could be. Why did you lie to me?

Mom, please.

Like, say something.

Of course.

Honey, do you really love him?

Of course I do.

Well, go for it, baby. Go for it.

That's just great. Thank you.

Thanks a million.

On you, I'm never even going to bother
asking you because you're like the

freaking poet. Oh, come on, Mom.

But you, on the other side, could take a
stand at this point.

Just, can you please talk some sense
into her? Just for once in your life,

a stand.

For once in my life? Yes.

You want me to take a stand?

Yeah.

Okay, I'll take a stand.

Ursula, if you want to marry the boy,
marry the boy. Do whatever you want.

You're an adult.

I want you to be happy.

Come on, lighten up. Have fun.

She's in love. She loves him. Yeah.

Baby, come and rush into my arms.

Come and tell me what a great father I
am.

Come and tell me how much you love me.

Yeah, good girl, good girl. I love you.

But remember, you're engaged.

You don't have to get married right
away. Yeah, think about it. Oh, come on,

Grandpa, we're starving. Let's carve
this thing up.

Yeah.

All right, I'm going to do it.

What? Okay.

I'm so hot.

I need some air.

Eat, everybody, eat.

Eat, eat.

Don't worry about me.

Maybe I...

You're the greatest.

Was I?

Mm -hmm.

Do you want to do it again?

Yes.

But that would be another hundred euro.

For what?

I'm a whore.

What do you mean?

That's my job.

I'm a prostitute.

I thought

you were a dream.

I could be both.

You're the last real woman left.

All the other women are off to war.

War against men.

100 euros.

100 euros, right?

Feel me hard again?

Yes. Can you feel me hard again? Yes.
Yes? Yes.

Okay.

Thank you.

We're still in here, we're alone.

We're still living.

We must have had another one of your
dreams.

We're still real.

And it was great.

It was great.

I'm back.

I'm back.