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โ™ชโ™ช [ Choir Vocalizing ]

[ Man Narrating ] A PERSON CAN LOSE A LOT OF THINGS.

HE CAN LOSE HIS SOUL. HE CAN LOSE HIS LIFE.

BUT I'VE ALWAYS SAID THE WORST THING A MAN CAN LOSE IS HIS TEETH.

IT'S TRUE. I SHOULD KNOW.

ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME, MIKE ? BECAUSE I'M DEAD SERIOUS HERE.

AH. [ Woman ] COME ON, MIKE.

I AM DEFINITELY NOT PLEASED, BIG FELLA. YOU HAVEN'T BEEN FLOSSING, HAVE YOU ?

FRANK, I HAVE BEEN TRYING.JEAN, HIT THE VIDEO. I WANT TO RECORD THIS.

OKAY, DOCTOR.

THIS IS THE NEW INTER-ORAL CAMERA WE'VE BEEN USING. I LOVE IT.

WHY IS IT IN THAT BOX ? FIREPROOFING.

ALL OUR DATA IS FIREPROOFED FOR THE INSURANCE COMPANY.

I KNOW IT'S EXPENSIVE, BUT IT'S NOT A TOY.

EYES ON THE MONITOR. I WANT TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING.

RELAX, MIKE. BREATHE. MOVE THAT TONGUE OUT OF THE WAY, MIKE.

OTHER WAY. OUT OF THE WAY.

MIKE, JUST UNROLL IT.UNROLL IT, MIKE.

HERE'S THE PROBLEM AREA. THIS TENDER ? UH--

HOW ABOUT HERE ?[ Groans ]

THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. LET'S SET HIM UP FOR A TEMPORARY ON 21.

WE'LL FIX HIM UP NEXT WEEK. BOOKED SOLID.

HOW ABOUT TWO WEEKS TUESDAY ?FINE. SLIDE ME THE TANK, PLEASE.

BY THE WAY, YOU KNOW THAT MALPRACTICE INSURANCE WE TALKED ABOUT--

I KNOW. YOU TOLD ME. YOU MOVED EVERYTHING INTO THE NEW CORPORATION.

THIS WAY YOU'RE TOTALLY PROTECTED.

THE HOUSE, THE PRACTICE, THE MONEY MARKET ACCOUNTS.

YOU TOLD HIM, MIKE.HOLD ON.

THE BEAUTY OF THE THING IS ALL OF YOUR HOLDINGS ARE PROTECTED UNDER THE CORPORATION.

RELAX. I PROMISE NOT TO DRILL TOO DEEP.

COME ON.TOO DEEP ?

JUST LEAN BACK, BIG FELLA, AND WATCH THE FILM. IT'S ONE OF MY FAVORITES.

MOVIE'S IN. BREATHE DEEP.

I THINK YOU'RE GONNA LIKE THIS ONE, MIKE.

IT'S ABOUT A POSTMAN IN THE SOUTH OF FRANCE.

RIDES AROUND ON HIS BICYCLE ALL DAY, DELIVERING MAIL.

BEAUTIFUL PLACE, ROLLING HILLS, SUNFLOWERS.

SOMETIMES I REALLY ENVY HIM. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, MIKE ?[ Bicycle Bell Rings ]

MIKE ?

MIKE ?

I'D SAY HE'S OUT, WOULDN'T YOU ?

I'D SAY SO, DOCTOR.

ANYONE WAITING IN THE OFFICE ?

YES, EDWIN HAMADA IS DUE AT 11:00, BUT HE SAID HE'LL BE LATE.

WELL, IN THAT CASE--

[ Frank Narrating ] JEAN WAS MY FIANCEE,

THE KIND OF ALL-AMERICAN WOMAN WHO COULD COOK A PERFECT BANANA BREAD,

THEN TURN AROUND AND REORGANIZE THE ENTIRE OFFICE...

AND STILL LOOK GREAT AT THE END OF THE DAY.

PLUS, SHE WAS THE MOST METICULOUS HYGIENIST I EVER HAD.

SHE EVEN PRACTICED ON WEEKENDS.PERFECT.

NEEDLESS TO SAY, I WAS HER GUINEA PIG.

SHE WAS BRIGHT.

SHE WAS CHEERFUL.HI !

SHE WAS VORACIOUS.

AND THEN THERE WAS MY OFFICE MANAGER, PAT.

BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM, I COULDN'T MAKE A FALSE MOVE.

GOOD MORNING.

YOU MAY THINK DENTAL ELVES COME IN AND DO THE PAPERWORK, DOCTOR,

BUT BELIEVE ME IT IS NO PICNIC RUNNING AN OFFICE WHEN THE DENTIST ISN'T EVEN HERE.

PAT, YOU'RE THE ONLY DENTAL ELF HERE. WE BOTH KNOW I COULDN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU.

NO, NO, NO. [ Laughing ]

DON'T TRY TO BUTTER ME UP EITHER.MORNING.

NOW, THE MacARTHUR--

THE MacARTHUR TWINS WILL BE HERE IN 15 MINUTES,

SO I SUGGEST YOU PUT DOWN THAT COFFEE AND GET TO WORK.

WHO'S UP ?NEW PATIENT, SUSAN IVEY, ROOM THREE.

ROOM THREE IT IS, AND I'LL SEE YOU AT LUNCH, DARLING PAT.

[ Frank Narrating ] LOOKS PRETTY PERFECT, DOESN'T IT ?

I THOUGHT IT WAS TOO.OOH ! OOH !

YET SOMEHOW I COULDN'T SHAKE THE FEELING THAT PERFECT WAS JUST AN ILLUSION.

AFTER YOU. THEN I TURNED THE CORNER, AND THERE SHE WAS.

I'M SORRY I'M LATE. I HAD A LITTLE--

LITTLE, DOCTOR ?

UH, HAD A LITTLE, UH, CAR TROUBLE. SO, UH, WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU ?

IT'S MY TOOTH. I WOKE UP LAST NIGHT SCREAMING.

I THOUGHT SOMEBODY WAS HAMMERING A NAIL INTO MY JAW.

ALL RIGHT, WELL, LET'S HAVE A LOOK.

[ Inhales, Grunts, Exhales ]

ANYTHING THE MATTER ?NO, IT WAS THE PERFUME.

SORRY ABOUT THAT. I WAS SO FRAZZLED I SPILLED IT ALL OVER MYSELF.

THAT'S ALL RIGHT. I'LL SURVIVE.

ALL RIGHT, LET'S TAKE A LOOK, SHALL WE ?

YOU'RE NOT GOING TO HURT ME, ARE YOU, DOCTOR ?

OF COURSE NOT.PROMISE ME.

ALL RIGHT, I PROMISE. OPEN UP.

[ Inhales ]

[ Inhales ] YOU SEE SOMETHING ?

AS A MATTER OF FACT, YES. YOU HAVE A BAD TOOTH THERE. DEFINITELY NEEDS A ROOT CANAL.

I KNEW SOMETHING WAS WRONG.I HAVE SOME TIME THIS AFTERNOON.

AFTER LUNCH ALL RIGHT ?NO, SORRY, I CAN'T TODAY.

HOW ABOUT TOMORROW ?

IT WOULD HAVE TO BE IN THE MORNING, SAY, 7:30 ?

7:30 WOULD BE FINE.ALL RIGHT.

ONE MORE THING, CAN I HAVE SOMETHING FOR THE PAIN ? I CAN HARDLY THINK.

ABSOLUTELY. GIVE THIS A TRY. TWO EVERY FOUR HOURS.

THANKS. IBUPROFEN ?

NO, THIS I'M ALLERGIC TO. WHAT REALLY WORKED BEFORE WAS THIS OTHER THING--

I FORGET THE NAME. DEM-- DEM-- DEM-- SOMETHING.

DEMEROL ?RIGHT. THAT'S IT. DEMEROL.

THAT WORKED REALLY WELL.

I'M SORRY. I'M NOT THAT KIND OF DENTIST.WHAT KIND OF DENTIST ?

YOU KNOW THE KIND. I COULD LOSE MY LICENSE.

MY LAST DENTIST PRESCRIBED IT TO ME ALL THE TIME.

THEN GET IT FROM HIM.

PLEASE, DOCTOR.

YOU PROMISED IT WOULDN'T HURT.

FIVE TABLETS.

TEN ? PLEASE ?

NO, FIVE WILL DO.

[ Frank Narrating ] I TRUST PEOPLE, BUT I'M NO DUMMY.

I KNEW SHE WAS SCAMMING ME, AND I SHOULD HAVE THROWN HER OUT RIGHT THEN,

BUT I DIDN'T.

YOU SEE, THAT'S THE NATURE OF ATTRACTION.

YOU FIND YOURSELF DOING THINGS, AND YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHY,

BUT YOU DO THEM ANYWAY.THANKS.

GOOD NIGHT, DR. FRANK. DON'T STAY TOO LATE.

- GOOD NIGHT, PAT. - YOU HAVE A 7:30 TOMORROW.

- ALL RIGHT, I PROMISE. GOOD NIGHT. - GOOD NIGHT.

[ Rings ]DR. SANGSTER.

HIYA, DOC. WAYNE PONCE, LINCOLN PHARMACY.

GOT A SCRIP HERE. NAME'S SUSAN IVEY.

IS SHE YOURS ?YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. SCRIP FOR DEMEROL.

FINE. HANG ON.

THANKS.

WHOA, HEY, SHE'S A LOOKER, HUH ?

YEAH, I GUESS. WELL, GOOD NIGHT.

BY THE WAY, 50 TABS IS WAY OVER THE LIMIT. NEXT TIME I WON'T FILL IT.

YOU MEAN FIVE.NO, I MEAN 50.

THAT'S WHAT IT SAID, "DEMEROL, 50."

PUT HER ON A MINUTE, WOULD YOU ?SHE'S GONE.

IF SHE'S GONE, WAYNE, WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME TO CHECK ON A PRESCRIPTION ?

LOOK, FRIEND, I'VE GOT A BUSINESS TO RUN.

WHILE YOU WERE YAMMERING, I RANG HER UP.

IF YOU'VE GOT A PROBLEM, YOU BETTER TELL ME SO I CAN CALL THE AUTHORITIES.

NO. NO PROBLEM.[ Line Clicks, Dial Tone Hums ]

GOOD NIGHT.

PROBLEM ?UH, NO, NO PROBLEM. JUST A PHARMACIST CHECKING ON A SCRIP.

YOU LEAVING ?YEAH, IF THAT'S OKAY.

I'VE GOT TO PICK UP MY GI AT THE CLEANER'S, BECAUSE I HAVE TAE KWON DO TOMORROW.

WANNA COME ?NO, THANKS.

YOU SURE ? THE EXERCISE MIGHT DO YOU GOOD.

YOU SAYING I'M OUT OF SHAPE ?

LET'S JUST SAY YOU COULD TONE UP A BIT.

JUST A LITTLE BIT. SEE YOU TONIGHT.GOOD NIGHT. HEY.

WHAT ?TELL YOU WHAT.

MAYBE I HAVE A BETTER IDEA.

FRANK ! I THOUGHT WE TALKED ABOUT THAT. NOT IN THE CHAIR.

YOU SURE ? YOU NEVER KNOW. YOU MIGHT LIKE IT.

I'M NOT HERE TO FULFILL YOUR SECRET FANTASIES.

BUT... TONIGHT...

IF YOU'RE GOOD, IN BED.

[ Frank Narrating ] IT WAS THE FIRST TIME I'D EVER LIED TO JEAN.

LYING IS A LOT LIKE TOOTH DECAY REALLY.

A PARTICLE OF FOOD BECOMES EMBEDDED BEHIND A TOOTH,

AND THERE IT SITS, WORKING ITS WAY IN BEHIND THE ENAMEL,

ROTTING IT FROM THE INSIDE OUT,

UNTIL THERE'S NOTHING LEFT TO DO BUT PULL IT.

ONE SMALL LIE AND EVERYTHING UNRAVELS FROM THERE.

JESUS CHRIST.

[ Grunts ]

I PAINTED YOUR FUCKIN' CABINETS FOR YA.GET UP !

OKAY. OKAY, JUST GIVE ME A MINUTE.

OOH. AH.

COME ON. GIVE ME YOUR HAND.

COME ON. HELP ME.WATCH THE SUIT.

HELP ME UP. [ Laughs ]

GOT YA.COME ON !

I TOLD YA. I CAN'T GET UP.

WHAT THE HELL'S THE MATTER WITH YOU ?

I TOOK SOME SHIT FROM THE CABINET OVER THERE.

HOW MANY ?I DON'T KNOW, FIVE, TEN.

COME ON !IT'S ALL MEDICINE. RIGHT, YOU ASSHOLE ?

YEAH ! WHO'S THE ASSHOLE NOW, HUH, FRIEND ? COME ON !

[ Frank Narrating ] THEY SAY HOME IS THE PLACE WHERE WHEN YOU GET THERE...

THEY CAN'T TURN YOU AWAY.

I GUESS FOR MY BROTHER HARLAN I WAS HOME.

I'D NEVER DONE ANYTHING WRONG TO HIM, BUT SOMEHOW I ALWAYS FELT I OWED HIM SOMETHING.

GIVE ME A COUPLE OF SHOTS OF JACK STRAIGHT UP AND TWO ROLLING ROCKS.

ONE DRINK, HARLAN.IT'S A REUNION. COME ON. MAKE THEM DOUBLES.

YOU GOT IT.THANKS.

AH !

THIS IS NICE,

VERY NICE.

YOU KNOW WHAT, FRANK. I BLEW IT.

YOU DIDN'T BLOW IT. YOU JUST SCREWED UP A LITTLE.

THANK YOU. AH.

TO BROTHERS.

ONE A SUCCESS AND ONE A LOSER.

EASE UP ON YOURSELF, WOULD YA, HARLAN ?

YOU KNOW, I KNOW I'VE BEEN A REAL JERK.

CHRIST, I DESERVE WHERE I AM RIGHT NOW. BUT THAT'S TRUE, ISN'T IT ?

I STARTED OFF SAME AS YOU. SAME PARENTS, SAME GENES.

RELAX. I ALREADY SAID YOU COULD STAY.

IF I FOLLOW THE RULES.

HEY, CHRIST, HEY. MAYBE IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE THIS, RIGHT ?

LIKE WHAT ?YOU WITH EVERYTHING, ME WITH NOTHING.

BUT WHAT AM I GOING TO DO ABOUT IT, CRY ?

SOMETIMES YOU ACT LIKE EVERYTHING JUST FELL INTO MY LAP.

YOU MEAN LIKE JEAN ?

YOU STEER WAY CLEAR OF HER, UNDERSTAND ? KEEP YOUR DISTANCE.

WHY DOESN'T SHE LIKE ME ?WHY DO YOU THINK ?

[ Crashing ]

YOU GOT THREE SECONDS TO GET OUT.ALL RIGHT !

JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP.ALL RIGHT, I'LL SHUT THE FUCK UP.

OH, YOU LITTLE FUCK ! GET THE FUCK--WHOA !

I DON'T WANNA SEE YOU AROUND HERE AGAIN !

OKAY. ALL RIGHT. GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE.

SORRY.GET OUTTA HERE !

FUCKIN' LITTLE GUY-- OW ! [ Groans ]

ASSHOLE !

HEY ! OKAY ! ENOUGH ! YOU WON !

RELAX !HUH ?

YOU FUCKIN' TELLIN' ME TO RELAX ?

HUH ?TAKE IT EASY, FRIEND.

FRIEND ? YOU DON'T WANT ME TO HIT HIM, FRIEND ?

YOU MY FRIEND ?DON'T LOOK AT ME, MAN.

MAYBE YOU BETTER GET GOIN' BEFORE THE SPACESHIP TAKES OFF.WHAT ?

[ Sirens Wailing ]THE COPS ARE COMING. SIRENS.

YOU JUST GOT LUCKY, FRIEND. THAT'S FUCKIN' FRIENDLY.

[ Frank Narrating ] THE NEXT DAY WAS A DISASTER THE MINUTE I WALKED INTO WORK.

SO, PLEASE, CALL HER ! SHE'S DRIVING ME CRAZY.I WILL.

MR. SMITH IS NOT HAVING A GREAT DAY.LET ME TAKE A LOOK.

WE GOT A SIX-MILLIMETER POCKET ON 29.LET ME LOOK.

WANT ME TO IRRIGATE THAT ?YES, PLEASE.

WOULD YOU MIND OPENING ?IT'S GONNA BE FINE, DAD.

LET'S SEE WHAT'S IN THERE. OKAY. WAIT. OKAY, YEAH.

YOU GOT-- JUST LET GO. OUCH.

IT'S OKAY, MR. SMITH. SALLY--

WILL YOU TAKE CARE--YEAH. SALLY-- SOMEBODY'S IN THREE.

SALLY ! THIS ISN'T THE PRICE THAT YOU QUOTED ME.

WHAT'S THE PROBLEM ?THIS IS NOT THE PRICE THAT YOU QUOTED ME.

$3,500 FOR TWO VENEERS ? YOU GOTTA BE CRAZY.THAT'S OUR REGULAR PRICE.

CAN I GET BACK TO THIS ?YOU GOTTA BE OUT OF YOUR MIND.

IT'S GONE. THE BILL IS-- [ Pat ] NO, HE DIDN'T MEAN THAT.

[ Pat ] YOU STILL OWE THAT. NO, I DON'T.

WHAT'S THE PROBLEM HERE ?JOYCE HAS A PROBLEM.

OKAY, HERE WE ARE.YOUR GLOVE HERE.

YEP, NOW WHAT IS THE PROBLEM ?[ Whispers ]

NOT SET, OKAY. WE GOT A-- ALL RIGHT.

JUST PULL IT OUT LIKE THAT. I SEE WHAT YOU MEAN.

THAT IS TIGHT. THAT IS TIGHT.

I CAN GET THAT-- PULL IT.

[ Frank Narrating ] NORMALLY I DON'T MIND WHEN A PATIENT MISSES AN APPOINTMENT,

BUT THIS TIME I DID.

TWO, FOUR, SIX, EIGHT, TEN. SO WHAT HAPPENED, FRANK ?WHEN ?

WHEN DO YOU THINK ?WAS SOMETHING SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN ?

OH, I GUESS NOT.

JEAN, WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT HERE ?

I GUESS YOU FORGOT, BUT WE DID HAVE A DATE LAST NIGHT. FOUR, SIX--

CHRIST. I'M SORRY. I'M SO SORRY, SWEETHEART.

MY BROTHER SHOWED UP LAST NIGHT.

YOUR BROTHER ? ARE YOU KIDDING ?

HE PAINTED MY BATHROOM RED, AND I FOUND HIM OUT OF IT ON THE FLOOR.

I TOLD HIM IF HE SAYS ONE WORD HE'S OUT. I MADE THAT VERY CLEAR.

HE'S STAYING WITH YOU ?

YEAH.

AFTER WHAT HE DID ? HE PRACTICALLY MOLESTED ME.

I KNOW, BUT HE WAS DRUNK.

OH, OKAY.HE'S MY BROTHER. I JUST CAN'T PUT HIM OUT.

EVERYTHING IS GONNA BE FINE. EVERYTHING IS GONNA BE ALL RIGHT.

COME ON. GIVE ME A SMILE, PLEASE.NO.

COME ON. PLEASE. I NEED IT.NO.

โ™ชโ™ช [ Person Whistles ]

HELLO ? [ Door Clatters ]

HI. HOPE I'M NOT LATE.

- FOR WHAT ? - MY APPOINTMENT, SILLY.

HOPE YOU DON'T MIND, BUT I BROUGHT A FEW THINGS. I CAN'T STAND PAIN.

[ Sighs ] WHY ARE YOU SHAKING YOUR HEAD ?

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE HERE AT 7:30 THIS MORNING.

THIS MORNING ? I THOUGHT YOU MEANT 7:30 AT NIGHT.

I'M NOT GIVING YOU ANY MORE PRESCRIPTIONS, SO YOU MIGHT AS WELL GO HOME.

[ Sighs ] I CAME HERE FOR YOU TO FIX MY TOOTH.

THAT'S ALL. NOW, ARE YOU GOING TO DO THIS OR NOT ?

CAN I AT LEAST HAVE A BEER FIRST ?

NO, ROOT CANALS AND BEER DON'T MIX.

WOULD YOU PLEASE NOT PLAY WITH THAT ?

YOU'RE REALLY BY THE BOOK, AREN'T YOU ?

DON'T YOU EVER BREAK THE RULES ?NO BEER.

LEAN BACK AND BITE ON THIS.

BET YOU THINK YOU'RE A REAL BAD BOY, DON'T YOU ?

DO YOU WANT ME TO DO THIS OR DON'T YOU ?

OKAY, BITE DOWN. EASY.

OKAY.

KEEP YOUR HEAD STILL.MM-HMM.

[ Groans ]

[ Whirs ]

DID YOU MOVE DURING THE X RAY ?NO.

PUT THIS BACK AND DON'T PLAY WITH THAT.OKAY.

AREN'T YOU FORGETTING SOMETHING ?SORRY.

OPEN UP.CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING ?

GO AHEAD.EVER DATE ANY OF YOUR PATIENTS ?

PLEASE, NO MORE PERSONAL QUESTIONS. JUST OPEN YOUR MOUTH.

CAN I ASK YOU A PROFESSIONAL QUESTION ?IF YOU ABSOLUTELY HAVE TO.

EVER DO IT IN THE CHAIR ?

TELL YOU WHAT. LET'S RESCHEDULE THIS FOR ANOTHER DAY.

- DO I MAKE YOU UNCOMFORTABLE ? - YES.

I DON'T THINK YOU'RE VERY HAPPY WITH ANY OF THIS.

IS THAT A FACT ?

LEAN FORWARD, PLEASE.

TELL ME SOMETHING. IT'S 9:00 AT NIGHT. WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE, FRANK ?

WORKING ON YOUR TEETH.MM-HMM.

PEOPLE'S MOUTHS ARE IMPORTANT TO ME.

AND MINE ?

YOURS TOO.MM-HMM.

[ Chair Whirring ]KNOW WHAT I THINK ?

WHAT IS IT YOU THINK ?

I THINK MAYBE YOU CAN USE THAT DRINK, AFTER ALL.

[ Thudding ]

[ Grunting ]

[ Jean's Voice Grunts ]

[ Man Groans ]

[ Jean's Voice Grunting ]

[ Screams ]

[ Man On TV ] HYENAS OUT ON THE SERENGETI--

OH, BABY. [ Door Opens ]

COME ON. [ Door Closes ]

HEY. WONDERFUL WORLD OF HYENAS. YOU EVER WATCH THIS ?

I MISSED IT.IT'S FUCKIN' HILARIOUS. THEY'RE GNAWING AT THE BIT.

WHERE YOU BEEN ?I HAD A MEETING.

IT WENT PRETTY LATE, HUH ?

YOU MIND IF I ASK YOU A PERSONAL QUESTION ? WHAT'S THAT ?

YOU WOULDN'T BE STEPPING OUT ON YOUR PRETTY LITTLE FIANCEE, WOULD YOU ?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT, HARLAN ?

YOU BLEW HER OFF TWO NIGHTS IN A ROW.

HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT ?

WELL, SHE CAME BY LOOKIN' FOR YOU, FRANK.

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. RIGHT NOW THERE IS NO GREATER WRATH THAN A WOMAN SCORNED.

[ Phone Ringing ]

[ Ringing ]

[ Phone Ringing ]I'M NOT ANSWERING.

I'M NOT. [ Ringing Continues ]

[ Ringing Continues ][ Grunts ]

[ Ringing Continues ]

[ Grunts ]

JEAN, ABOUT LAST NIGHT--

โ™ช NA, NA, NA, NA, NA

YOU A PAINTER, MRS. LANGSTON ? SALLY, GET ME TWO CC'S PROCAINE...

AND AN AMPULE OF COCAINE HYDROCHLORIDE.

RIGHT AWAY, DOCTOR. AND A HALF A DOZEN LONG SWABS.

OKAY.WE'RE GONNA FIX YOU UP IN ONE MINUTE.

LOOK AT THAT COUNTRYSIDE. THAT'S BEAUTIFUL, ISN'T IT ?

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO FRANCE ? NO, NEVER BEEN.

ONE DAY. I LOVE THIS FILM.

HOLY SHIT. WHAT ?

NOTHING, MRS. LANGSTON. JUST, UH--

JUST KEEP YOUR EYES CLOSED. THAT'S VERY IMPORTANT IN THIS.

[ Grunts, Mutters ]

WHAT ARE YOU DOING ?I'M JUST GETTING AN INSTRUMENT, MRS. LANGSTON.

IT'S ALL PART OF THE PROCEDURE.

IT'S VERY CRUCIAL THAT YOU KEEP YOUR EYES CLOSED,

BECAUSE IT CAN AFFECT THE TEETH.

[ Footsteps Approaching ] I'M GONNA GO TALK TO DOCTOR RIGHT NOW.

EXCUSE ME, DOCTOR. COULD I SPEAK TO YOU FOR A MOMENT ?

YES, ABSOLUTELY. I'LL BE RIGHT THERE. COULD YOU TAKE OVER, PLEASE ?

FRANK, IT'S GONNA BE OKAY, BUT WE HAVE A PROBLEM.

JEAN, I KNOW, BUT WE NEED TO TALK--

I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THAT. HAS HARLAN BEEN INTO THE OFFICE ?

NO, WHY ?ARE YOU SURE ?

YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY SURE ?YES, DEFINITELY. WHAT'S GOING ON ?

WE'RE MISSING NARCOTICS.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ?

I LOOKED IN THE FRIDGE. WE'VE BEEN CLEANED OUT.

FRANK. FRANK, FRANK, FRANK, FRANK, HONEY, THAT'S NOT ALL.

WHAT ELSE ?THERE'S A MAN HERE,

UM, FROM THE D.E.A., AND HE'S IN YOUR OFFICE.

HE WANTS TO SPEAK TO YOU. HERE'S WHAT YOU DO.

JUST BREATHE. JUST LET IT GO.

LET GO, FRANK, OKAY ? DON'T TALK TOO MUCH. HONEY, YOU LOOK GOOD.

DR. SANGSTER, MELVIN GELDING, DRUG ENFORCEMENT AGENCY.

OUR RECORDS INDICATE THAT YOU HAVE 2,000 CC'S OF VALIUM,

800 MILLIGRAMS OF COCAINE HYDROCHLORIDE...

AND 3,000 MILLIGRAMS OF VARIOUS OTHER NARCOTICS.

IS THAT CORRECT ?THAT SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT.

EXCUSE ME FOR ASKING THIS, BUT DO YOU ALWAYS KEEP SUCH A LARGE AMOUNT OF DRUGS ON HAND ?

I DO A LOT OF RECONSTRUCTIVE SURGERY, AND I ALSO HAVE A PAIN CLINIC HERE ON THE WEEKENDS.

MIND IF I ASK WHY ?OOF !

WE HAD AN 18-YEAR-OLD KID DRIVE HIS MOTHER'S CAR OFF A CLIFF LAST NIGHT.

BE IN A WHEELCHAIR FOR LIFE.I'M SORRY TO HEAR THAT.

YEAH, REALLY SAD.

UNFORTUNATELY,

HE WAS CARRYING THIS.

ANY IDEA HOW HE MIGHT HAVE GOTTEN AHOLD OF THAT ?

[ Frank Narrating ] IT WOULD HAVE BEEN SO EASY JUST TO TELL HIM RIGHT THERE,

BUT THEN I NEVER WOULD HAVE SEEN HER AGAIN.

I HAVE NO IDEA.

YOU DIDN'T HAPPEN TO SELL IT TO HIM, DID YA ?

MAYBE BY ACCIDENT.OF COURSE NOT.

SUPER. YOU DON'T SEEM THE TYPE.

WOULD YOU MIND IF I JUST HAD A TEENY PEEK AT YOUR NARCOTICS SUPPLY ?

WELL, ACTUALLY, THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.OH, SURE.

COULD I ASK WHY ?THEY'VE ALL BEEN DISPENSED.

WE'VE HAD A LOT OF THOSE NARCOTICS ON OUR SHELVES FOR BETTER PART OF A YEAR.

THAT MAKES SENSE. IN THAT CASE, COULD I SEE THE EMPTY CONTAINERS ?

I'M SORRY, BUT WE DON'T KEEP THE EMPTY CONTAINERS HERE. THEY'RE IN STORAGE.

THIS IS A BIT OF A PICKLE, HUH ?

I HATE TO REMIND YOU OF THE TERRIBLE PREDICAMENT YOU'D FIND YOURSELF IN...

IF WE WERE TO DISCOVER YOU WERE SELLING DRUGS.

I WASN'T. I ALREADY TOLD YOU THAT.

YEAH, JUST THE SAME, IF YOU WERE,

WE'D HAVE TO GO AHEAD AND PULL YOUR LICENSE...

AND THEN PROSECUTE YOU TO THE FULLEST EXTENT OF THE LAW.

I'M SURE YOU UNDERSTAND.SURE.

OH, I'M GONNA NEED THOSE EMPTY VIALS, SO, UH,

I'LL SWING BACK IN, SAY, TWO DAYS,

AND, UH, YOU HAVE THEM READY, OKAY ?

OKAY.

HAVE A SUPER DAY, DOC.

THANKS. I'LL LET MYSELF OUT.

DR. FRANK ?

IT'S NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT. IT'S JUST A MISUNDERSTANDING.

COULD YOU GET ME MR. ROSENBERG'S FILE, PLEASE ? THANK YOU.

I-- WHAT HAPPENED ABOUT THE NARCOTICS ?

THAT WAS MY FAULT. I DIDN'T TELL YOU.

I TOOK ALL THE STUFF BACK TO THE PHARMACY LAST NIGHT.

YOU DID ?APPARENTLY THEY RECALLED THE WHOLE BATCH.

IT SEEMS THEY'D ALL GONE BAD. THAT'S WHAT HE AND I WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT.

BUT, FRANK, I JUST TALKED TO PAT, AND SHE DIDN'T TELL ME ANYTHING--

PAT DIDN'T KNOW, BECAUSE THE CALL CAME IN AFTER PAT HAD GONE HOME.

OH.WE'RE GETTING A WHOLE FRESH INVENTORY TOMORROW.

IT'S STUPID OF ME NOT TO TELL. I SHOULD HAVE TOLD YOU.

IT WAS STUPID OF YOU--THAT'S WHERE I WAS LAST NIGHT.

I WENT TO THE PHARMACY, AND AFTERWARDS I HAD DRINKS WITH WAYNE PONCE, THE PHARMACIST.

I HAD ONE TOO MANY.I COULD TELL. I COULD SMELL IT ON YOUR BREATH.

[ Sighs ] PLUS YOU LOOK LIKE HELL.I KNOW. I DO.

SO, YOU THINK YOU CAN FORGIVE ME ?NO.

COME ON.NO.

I KNOW YOU DO.I KNOW. I KNOW YOU KNOW I DO.

HONEY, YOU NEED TO GET THAT HAIRCUT TODAY, OKAY ?OKAY.

REMEMBER ?ALL RIGHT.

I GOT LIPSTICK ON YOU.IT'S OKAY. BYE.

NOW I GOT TO GO WASH MY HANDS.BYE.

[ Frank Narrating ] THERE WAS THAT DECAY AGAIN, JUST LIKE A CAVITY.

THE LIES WERE DEEPENING, AND THE ROT WAS SPREADING.

WHAT DO YOU NEED ?I'M JUST LOOKING FOR SOMETHING.

I'LL GET IT FOR YOU.NO, I CAN FIND IT.

IT'S JUST A FILE. YOU CAN KEEP DOING WHAT YOU'RE DOING.

YOUR HANDKERCHIEF'S FALLING OUT.WHAT HANDKERCHIEF ?

YOUR LITTLE RED HANKY--

DON'T YOU HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO THAN TO WATCH MY EVERY MOVE ?

I'M SORRY.FINE.

I THINK I'LL TAKE MY BREAK.

[ Ringing ]HELLO ?

HELLO !I'M LOOKING FOR SUSAN IVEY. IS SHE THERE ?

[ Speaking In Foreign Language ] [ Speaking In Foreign Language ]

WHO YOU LOOKING FOR ?

NOPE. JIMMY, MY SON-IN-LAW, HE WAS ON LAST NIGHT.

ANY WAY TO GET IN TOUCH WITH HIM ?

YOU FROM THE ALCOHOL BUREAU ?

NO, JUST A FRIEND. IF YOU'RE JUST A FRIEND,

HOW COME YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE SHE'S AT ?

LOOK, UH, ANY WAY TO CALL JIMMY AND ASK HIM ?

THERE'S A FIGHT ON PAY-PER-VIEW TONIGHT.

MAYBE I CAN CATCH HIM AT HOME.GREAT. THANKS.

YOU GOT PAY-PER-VIEW AT HOME ?NO.

I DIDN'T THINK SO.

JIMMY. JIMMY ? THAT YOU ?

YEAH.I GOT A GUY LOOKIN' AFTER A CUSTOMER FROM LAST NIGHT.

A LITTLE GAL. SHE HAD A FUR COLLAR ON HER COAT.

TRY THE MOTEL. ALL RIGHT. I'LL SEE YOU LATER.

TRY THE MOTEL JUST PAST THE OFF-RAMP.

THE GOLDEN SLUMBER, I THINK IT'S CALLED.

IF IT'S THE SAME GIRL, HE THINKS SHE WAS STAYIN' THERE.

โ™ชโ™ช [ Rock ]

I WANNA PLAY A LITTLE GAME.YEAH ?

YEAH.

[ Coughs, Sniffs ]OH.

I WANNA PLAY A LITTLE GAME WHERE WE DANCE A LITTLE BIT.NO.

JUST A LITTLE BIT. WE'RE NOT DOING ANYTHING, JUST DANCIN'.

OKAY, QUICK.โ™ช I LOVE YOU

โ™ช MORE THAN THE WORLD, YOU

WHAT ARE YOU DOING ? STAY WITH ME.[ Murmurs ]

I'M SENSING, LIKE, YOU'RE PUSHING ME AWAY.

I'M NOT PUSHING YOU AWAY.

JUST DON'T WANT TO DO THIS ANYMORE. YOU'RE MY BROTHER.

COME HERE. WHY ARE YOU ACTING LIKE THIS ?NO-- OW !

PLEASE DON'T DO THIS. YOU KNOW I HATE THIS.WHY ARE YOU ACTING LIKE THIS ?

NO ? DO YOU LOVE ME ?OF COURSE.

THEN ACT LIKE IT.I LOVE YOU.

I LOVE YOU TOO. GIVE ME A LITTLE KISS.

GIVE ME A LITTLE KISS.

NO ! GET AWAY !

WHAT ARE YOU DOING RIGHT NOW ? WHAT ARE YOU DOING ?

WE'RE NOT DOING THIS ANYMORE. YOU'RE MY BROTHER !

[ Growls ] YOU BE HERE WHEN I GET BACK !

HELLO ?IT'S ME, FRANK SANGSTER.

WHO ?IT'S FRANK-- IT'S THE DENTIST.

SO, YOU FINALLY MADE IT.

WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR NOSE ?I BUMPED INTO THE DOOR.

CLOSE IT, WOULD YOU ?

I WANT YOU TO GIVE BACK WHAT YOU TOOK FROM ME.

SORRY ?YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.

NO, I REALLY DON'T. DID YOU LOSE SOMETHING ?

GIVE BACK WHAT YOU TOOK AND I PROMISE I WON'T SAY A WORD TO ANYBODY.

- I DIDN'T TAKE ANYTHING. - BULLSHIT.

LOOK, I THOUGHT YOU CAME HERE FOR SOMETHING ELSE.

YOU BETTER GO NOW.

ALL RIGHT, ENOUGH. LOOK, YOU'RE A DRUG ADDICT. YOU KNOW IT. I KNOW IT.

LAST NIGHT I HAD A FRIDGE FULL OF NARCOTICS. THIS MORNING THEY WERE GONE.

SO ?SO DON'T MAKE ME CALL THE POLICE.

GO AHEAD AND CALL.

[ Phone Clatters From Cradle, Buttons Clicking ]

YES, THIS IS DR. FRANK SANGSTER--

[ Phone Slams In Cradle ]OKAY, YOU WIN.

SUSAN, LOOK, I DON'T WANT TO THREATEN YOU.

I JUST NEED THE DRUGS BACK.

MY BROTHER TOOK IT ALL.

WHERE IS HE ? WHO KNOWS ?

SELLING IT SOMEWHERE.

SELLING IT-- WHAT'S THE DRIFT ?

YOU ROLL INTO TOWN. YOU LINE UP A FEW DENTISTS-- OR DO YOU HIT DOCTORS TOO ?

DENTISTS ARE EASIER. THEY'RE DUMBER. NO OFFENSE.

GEE, THANKS.

LOOK, IT'S NOTHING PERSONAL.

IT'S-- IT'S JUST WHAT I DO.

IT'S NOT LIKE I LIKE IT.SO WHY DO YOU DO IT ?

LIKE I SAID, I HAVE A BROTHER.

LEAVE HIM.HE FINDS ME.

IS THAT WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR NOSE ?

DON'T TRY AND SOLVE MY PROBLEMS, ALL RIGHT ? I CAN DO THAT MYSELF.

YEAH, I CAN TELL.

WHEN'S HE COMING BACK ? WHO KNOWS ?

MAYBE A DAY OR TWO.

WELL, LISTEN TO ME. YOU TELL HIM HE HAS TWO DAYS.

IF I DON'T GET THE STUFF BACK BY THEN, I'M SORRY.

I'M GONNA HAVE TO CALL THE COPS.

- YOU GOING ? - I HAVE TO.

COULD YOU JUST--

COULD YOU JUST STAY UNTIL I FALL ASLEEP ?

PLEASE.

YOU KNOW, YOU'RE KIND OF SWEET... IN A DENTIST SORT OF A WAY.

GEE, THANKS.

KNOW WHAT I WISH ? WHAT'S THAT ?

MY BROTHER-- I JUST WISH HE'D GO AWAY.

JUST DISAPPEAR... AND LEAVE ME ALONE.

KNOW WHAT ELSE ?WHAT ?

I SORT OF LIKE YOU TOO.

MAYBE.

[ Frank Narrating ] THAT NIGHT I COULDN'T KEEP MY MIND FROM WANDERING.

HEY. WHERE ARE YOU ?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ?YOU SEEM A LITTLE FAR AWAY TONIGHT.

NO, NO, I'M RIGHT HERE.

[ Frank Narrating ] IT WENT OUT THE WINDOW,

DOWN THE RAIN-SLICKENED INTERSTATE...

TO A CRUMBLING CINDER-BLOCK MOTEL.

OH, PERFECT.

[ Frank Narrating ] JEAN NEVER KNEW THE DIFFERENCE.

AT LEAST I DIDN'T THINK SHE DID.

[ Boy's Voice Echoing ] DR. SANGSTER ?

[ Slurred ] WHAT IS IT, BILLY ?

[ Regular Voice ] SCALER, PLEASE.

YOU HAVE A MILLION TINY HAIRS GROWING OUT OF YOUR FACE.

DO I ? [ Crashing ]

DR. SANGSTER, I THINK YOU BETTER COME QUICK.

[ Man Shouting ]IT'S OKAY, BILLY.

I KNOW I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO BOTHER YOU, BUT THIS MAN CAME IN.

WHEN PAT SAID THAT YOU COULDN'T SEE HIM RIGHT AWAY, HE STARTED THROWING FILES AROUND.

CHRIST ! NOW SHUT UP ! I WANT YOU OUT OF HERE RIGHT NOW !

SHUT UP !DON'T YOU TELL ME TO SHUT UP !

YOU THE DENTIST ?THAT'S RIGHT !

YOU'RE THE GUY FROM THE BAR.I REMEM-- WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE ?

LISTEN--NO, YOU LISTEN.

I WANT YOU OUT NOW.

SHUT THE FUCK UP. LISTEN. I'M NOT GONNA SAY THIS AGAIN.

STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY SISTER.I DON'T KNOW WHO YOUR SISTER IS.

I THINK YOU DO, AND I DON'T APPRECIATE YOUR THREATS.

- WHAT'S GOING ON ? - YOUR BOSS IS MAKING THREATS TO MY SISTER.

WHAT SISTER ? FRANK ?

SHUT THE FUCK UP.YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO TALK TO HER THAT WAY, ANIMAL !

YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP TOO !I AM CALLING THE POLICE.

JUST COME BACK TO MY OFFICE. WE CAN TALK IN PRIVATE.

I'M NOT GONNA TALK TO YOU IN PRIVATE, YOU FUCKIN' HOMO !

THAT'S IT ! PLEASE LEAVE.

NO ! I WON'T ! YOU GONNA MAKE ME GO ?BACK UP AND GET BEHIND ME.

YOU GOT A PROBLEM ? [ Grunts ]

- WHOA, HEY ! - [ Pat ] JEAN, TAKE IT EASY.

- YOU'RE TALL. - MM-HMM.

I LIKE TALL WOMEN.THEN STAND UP. OH, I'M SORRY.

THAT'S ENOUGH. JUST GIVE US A MOMENT.

FRANK ?GIVE US A MINUTE.

HEY !WHAT ?

LAY ONE FINGER ON HIM, I SWEAR TO GOD I'LL MAKE YOU PAY.

CAN'T WAIT.LEAVE US ALONE A FEW MINUTES.

GIVE US A FEW SECONDS, ALL RIGHT ? PLEASE ! PLEASE !

ALL RIGHT. YOU BETTER WATCH YOURSELF. YEAH.

GO AWAY ! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT ? GO AWAY !

JUST GO IN THE BACK ! YOUR SISTER TOLD ME WHAT'S GOING ON.

JESUS CHRIST ! WHAT DID SHE DO ? BLOW YOU ? FUCK YOU A COUPLE TIMES ?

THAT'S WHAT SHE DOES TO GET DRUGS, STUPID !

[ Jean ] PERFECT. JUST WHAT I NEED. HARLAN, GET OUT !

[ Brother ] ANYWAY, WHO GIVES A FUCK ? IT'S A VICTIMLESS CRIME !

[ Frank ] HOW ABOUT BEATING HER UP ? IS THAT WHAT SHE TOLD YOU ?

[ Frank, Indistinct ] JUST SHUT UP. I DO NOT KNOW WHAT YOUR PROBLEM IS.

[ Frank ] I THINK I KNEW-- [ Continues, Indistinct ]

[ Arguing Continues ]

I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOU.

[ Frank, Indistinct ]

FORGET IT. [ Brother, Indistinct ]

THEY'VE BEEN THROWN AWAY, OKAY ?

YOU WANT YOUR PRECIOUS LITTLE VIALS WITH YOUR NAME ON 'EM ?

IT'S TOO BAD, BECAUSE THEY'RE ALREADY GONE.FUCK.

YEAH, FUCK ! JESUS, YOU'RE STUPID. JESUS CHRIST !

WAIT A MINUTE.

I DON'T EVER, EVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN, OKAY ?

BECAUSE IF I DO-- IF I DO, I'M GONNA HAVE TO HURT YOU, OKAY ?

YOU UNDERSTAND ? YOU UNDERSTAND.

I'M GONNA TAKE YOUR PEN, OKAY ?

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU LIED TO ME, FRANK.

I DIDN'T KNOW IF YOU'D BELIEVE ME.

YOU'D THINK I'D SUSPECT YOU OF STEALING DRUGS ?

I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT YOU'D THINK. ALL I KNOW IS, THE NARCOTICS WERE THERE THE DAY BEFORE.

SO YOU LIED TO ME, AND THEN YOU WENT TO THIS GIRL'S HOTEL ROOM TO THREATEN HER ?

I DIDN'T THREATEN HER. I TOLD HER I WANTED THE NARCOTICS BACK OR I WAS GONNA GO TO THE COPS.

WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST CALL THEM FROM THE START ?

YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU BRING IN THE COPS.

SUDDENLY THE THING SPINS OUT OF CONTROL. I'M TRYING TO PROTECT MY LICENSE.

YOU'RE IN SOME KIND OF TROUBLE, RIGHT ?NO, I'M NOT.

FRANK--HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU I'M NOT IN TROUBLE ?

COME ON.

THAT GUY REALLY SCARED ME TODAY.I KNOW.

THAT PISSED ME OFF.I KNOW, BUT WE'RE NEVER GONNA SEE THAT GUY AGAIN. I PROMISE.

I'LL CALL YOU TONIGHT.BE CAREFUL.

OKAY.

BYE. BE SAFE, FRANK. SERIOUSLY.

[ Engine Starts ]

[ Frank ] LOOK, I AM-- I'M JUST A DENTIST.

I'M JUST A DENTIST.

LOOK, I'M JUST A DENTIST.

LOOK, I DON'T THINK WE SHOULD SEE EACH OTHER ANYMORE.

LOOK-- LOOK-- I DON'T THINK WE SHOULD SEE EACH OTHER--

LOOK, JUST-- JUST DON'T-- OKAY.

SUSAN ?

HMM ?YOUR BROTHER CAME BY MY OFFICE TODAY.

I GUESS YOU TOLD HIM ABOUT ME COMING HERE.

BAD DAY TODAY. REALLY BAD DAY.

YOU KNOW, I'VE HAD A LOT OF QUESTIONS LATELY.

ARE YOU THE DUMBEST MOTHERFUCKER OR WHAT ?

SHIT !

OH, SHIT IS RIGHT, YOU DUMB FUCK.

DIDN'T I TELL YOU I DIDN'T WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN ?

I MADE AN HONEST MISTAKE. I'M LEAVING.

YOU'RE NOT LEAVING, BECAUSE THEN I WOULD HAVE MADE AN EMPTY THREAT.

I DON'T MAKE EMPTY THREATS.STAY WHERE YOU ARE. STAY BACK.

[ Laughs ] GONNA STAB ME ?

PUT 'EM DOWN BEFORE YOU HURT YOURSELF.I'M SERIOUS ! STAY BACK !

PUT 'EM DOWN, YOU FUCKIN' ASSHOLE !

[ Groaning ]

I'M GONNA FUCKIN' KILL YOU !

[ Screaming ]

[ Groaning ]

[ Horn Honking ]

[ Honking Continues ]

[ Honking ]

[ Jukebox ] โ™ช I MAY BE CLIMBING ON RAINBOWS โ™ช

HEY THERE, PAL. WHAT WILL YOU HAVE ?

SHOT OF BOURBON.ANY PARTICULAR BRAND ?

DOESN'T MATTER.WE GOT FOUR ROSES, V.O., JIM BLACK, SEAGRAM'S.

JUST POUR THE SHOT, OKAY ?SURE, PAL.

โ™ช LIFE IS FOR US TO KEEP

THREE MORE.ROUGH DAY, HUH, PAL ?

THAT'S RIGHT. IT WAS A ROUGH DAY. POUR.

โ™ช I WANNA MAKE IT WITH YOU [ Mouthing Words ]

โ™ช I REALLY THINK THAT WE COULD MAKE IT, GIRL โ™ช

BLOOD, SWEAT AND TEARS.YOU SAID IT.

I HATE WHEN I RUIN A GOOD SHIRT LIKE THAT.

HOW DO YOU MEAN ?

ON THE SHOULDER. BELIEVE ME, PAL, YOU'RE NEVER GONNA GET STAINS LIKE THAT OUT.

WHAT HAPPENED ? YOU CUT YOURSELF ? YEAH.

โ™ช YOU BELIEVE THE THINGS THAT I DO โ™ชโ™ช

[ Light Switch Clicks ]SHIT !

WHOA ! [ Groans ]

OH. AH. [ Grunts ]

PAINT.

HARLAN.

HARLAN !

HARLAN !

OH, MY GOD. OH, MY GOD ! OH, MY GOD !

THIS WASN'T ME, JEAN. I DIDN'T DO THIS.

UM, WHO IS THAT ?IT'S THE GUY FROM YESTERDAY.

WHO ?THE INSANE GUY WHO CAME IN THE OFFICE.

WE-- WE GOTTA CALL THE POLICE.

HANG ON. LET ME JUST THINK ABOUT THIS.NO ! WHAT FOR ?

DAMN IT ! JUST PUT DOWN THE PHONE SO I CAN THINK !

I'M JUST NOT 100% SURE THEY'RE GOING TO BELIEVE ME. THAT'S ALL.

WHY WOULDN'T THEY ?

I WENT TO HIS MOTEL ROOM AND-- I STABBED HIM IN THE HAND.

WHAT ?HE WAS COMING AFTER ME.

I-- OH !

WHY WERE YOU STABBING SOMEBODY ?

WOULD YOU JUST LET ME THINK FOR A MINUTE ? [ Phone Clatters On Floor ]

I COULD LEAVE RIGHT AWAY.

THEN YOU'D REALLY LOOK GUILTY.

I COULD GO TO THE AIRPORT AND GET A TICKET.

OH, FRANK, HONEY, YOU'RE SCARING ME.

YOU'RE ACTING LIKE A CRIMINAL, AND YOU'RE NOT. YOU'RE INNOCENT.

[ Chatter On Police Radio ]

[ Man ] JOE, WHAT DO WE GOT ? NO WEAPON FOUND YET,

BUT DEFINITELY A SHOTGUN BLAST TO THE HEAD.

JIMMY, PUT DOWN THAT DAMN CASE AND GIVE ME A HAND WITH THIS.

HOW LONG DOES SOMETHING LIKE THIS TAKE ?

ARE THE POLICE GOING TO BE HERE ALL NIGHT OR WHAT ?

HERE WE GO. GREAT. PERFECT. TAKE THAT. I'LL TAKE THOSE.

THANK YOU, SIR. ONE PAIR OF MEN'S SHOES, SIZE ?

TWELVE.SIZE 12.

DR. SANGSTER, DETECTIVE LARRY LUNT.HI.

THIS IS YOUR HOUSE ?YES, IT IS.

I UNDERSTAND YOU FOUND THE BODY.I WAS COMING HOME--

LANCE, COME HERE. I WANT YOU TO MEET SOMEONE.

WHAT'S UP ?

LANCE, MEET DR. SANGSTER. THIS IS THE GUY THAT FOUND THE BODY.

DOC, THIS IS LANCE PHELPS, THE ACTOR.

HE'S FOLLOWING ME AROUND, DOING RESEARCH FOR HIS NEXT MOVIE.

LOOKS LIKE THE REAL THING, DOESN'T HE ?

WHY DON'T YOU ASK HIM SOME QUESTIONS ?

- OKAY. - I'D RATHER SPEAK WITH YOU.

DON'T WORRY. IT'S JUST RESEARCH. GO AHEAD.

WHEN DID YOU FIND THE BODY ?

WELL, UH, IT WAS ABOUT AN HOUR AGO.

- DID YOU KNOW HIM ? - I'VE SEEN HIM.

- WHERE ? - IN MY OFFICE. I'M A DENTIST.

- HE A PATIENT ? - HIS SISTER CAME IN FOR A ROOT CANAL.

- YOU SCREWIN' HER ? - SORRY ?

THE SISTER-- ARE YOU HAVING SEX WITH HER ?

THIS IS RIDICULOUS !PRETEND I'M NOT HERE.

I JUST DON'T WANT TO TALK WITH THIS GUY.

UH, DID YOU DO IT ?NO, I DEFINITELY DIDN'T.

THEN THERE'S NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT. IT'S JUST RESEARCH.

IT'S NOT LIKE HE'S GOING TO PUT IT IN A MOVIE, RIGHT, LANCE ?

OH, NO.SEE ?

HUMOR HIM.

ALL RIGHT. NO, I WASN'T HAVING SEX WITH HER.

- DID YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO DID THIS ? - NO.

- WHAT HAPPENED TO HIS HAND ? - NO IDEA.

HE'S LYIN'.

HEY, LOOK ! THIS IS NOT REALLY RIGHT.HANG ON.

NOT BAD, NOT BAD.YEAH.

ONLY TRY NOT TO SHOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING. YOU'RE GIVING AWAY TOO MUCH.

OH. I GOTTA SHOW SOMETHIN',

'CAUSE OTHERWISE PEOPLE AREN'T GONNA KNOW WHAT'S GOIN' ON UP HERE.

HMM. I SEE WHAT YOU MEAN.

LET'S GO OVER THIS LATER.

GO HAVE A LOOK AROUND. SEE WHAT YOU FIND OUT.

COOL. COOL.

NOT BAD, HUH, DOC ?

YOU SEE, THIS IS REALLY GREAT. YOU'RE HELPING ME--

WORKING WITH THE DEAD GUYS.

I'M REALLY SORRY ABOUT ALL THE INCONVENIENCE.

WE REALLY APPRECIATE THE HELP.THAT'S FINE, DETECTIVE.

WE'LL WANT TO ASK YOU A FEW MORE QUESTIONS. IF YOU COULD STICK AROUND FOR THE NEXT FEW DAYS ?

DOES THAT MEAN I'M A SUSPECT ?SUSPECT ? YOU SAID YOU DIDN'T DO IT.

THAT'S RIGHT.

SO THERE'S NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT, RIGHT ?

YEAH.

YOU KNOW, UH, THERE IS ONE MORE THING.

WHAT'S THAT ?

ARE THESE YOURS, MISS NOBLE ?

OF COURSE THEY ARE. WHERE'D YOU FIND THEM ?

SORRY ABOUT THAT.

SOMEONE FOUND THEM IN ONE OF DOCTOR'S SPORTS COATS...

AND WAS WONDERING--

THERE YOU GO. LISTEN, I GOT TO RUN.

BUT, UH, YOU TWO TAKE IT EASY,

AND, UH, THANKS AGAIN FOR YOUR HELP.

[ Woman ] ARE YOU PARTICIPATING IN THE INVESTIGATION ?

ARE THEY HERS, FRANK, THE GIRL FROM THE MOTEL ?JEAN--

ARE THEY HERS ?

[ Exhales ]

YEAH. YEAH. I'M SORRY. [ Siren Wails ]

OKAY, FRANK, YOU KNOW WHAT-- I'M GONNA-- I'M GONNA GO HOME.

NO, I'M GONNA-- I'M GONNA GO HOME.

[ Engine Starting ]

[ Frank Narrating ] FOR THE FIRST TIME,

IT OCCURRED TO ME THAT I'D BEEN LIVING THE WRONG LIFE.

I DIDN'T BELONG HERE WITH THE SCHEDULES AND THE CAVITIES AND THE APPOINTMENTS.

I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE SOMEWHERE ELSE.

[ Man ] โ™ช MAIS OUI, MADAME

โ™ช C'EST LA QUE J'AI LAISSE MON COEUR โ™ช

โ™ช C'EST LA QUE J'VIENS-- โ™ช

THIS IS A BIT OF A PICKLE.

I WENT AND HAD A CHAT WITH WAYNE PONCE, THE PHARMACIST AT LINCOLN PHARMACY.

HE SAID HE CALLED HERE ABOUT A PRESCRIPTION--

I'M NOT HERE.

DONE.

[ Paper Rustling ]

- DR. SANGSTER. HI ! - HI.

LILY PONS, FORENSIC INVESTIGATOR FROM LAST NIGHT ?

OH, YEAH, HELLO.

- THINK YOU COULD GIVE ME A HAND HERE ? - SURE.

GOOD.WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THE DUMPSTER ?

NOTHING MUCH. JUST ROUTINE.

HERE.

POKING AROUND, YOU KNOW. THERE. THANKS.

ALL RIGHT, COME ON. LET'S GO INSIDE.

INSIDE ?YEAH, IF YOU DON'T MIND. IT'LL JUST TAKE A MOMENT.

YOU RUN A NICE OPERATION HERE, DOC, NICE AND TIGHT.

THAT'S THE WAY WE LIKE IT.I BET YOU DO.

DOCTOR--NOT RIGHT NOW, SALLY.

I JUST HAVE A QUESTION--NO SMOKING. WE HAVE EXTREMELY FLAMMABLE GAS.

DON'T WE ALL.

[ Whispers ] HE'S GONE.

- PAT, WHO'S UP NEXT ? - ANDREW PAYNE AT 11:30.

ASK HIM TO TAKE HIS TIME COMING IN. WILL DO.

HOW CAN I HELP YOU ? I'M GONNA NEED YOUR TEETH.

SORRY ? TEETH.

I NEED A SET OF IMPRESSIONS.

WHAT FOR ?IT'S JUST ROUTINE.

IT DOESN'T SOUND VERY ROUTINE TO ME.

ARE YOU A FORENSIC PATHOLOGIST ?

WE HAVE A PERFECTLY GOOD SET OF IMPRESSIONS ALREADY MADE. YOU CAN USE THOSE.

SORRY. I NEED A NEW SET.

I DON'T WANT TO OFFEND YOU, BUT I HAVE A PRACTICE TO RUN.

I UNDERSTAND. I DO, BUT ALL THE SAME, I NEED A NEW SET.

DO YOU WANT TO GET ONE OF YOUR PEOPLE TO DO IT OR SHOULD I ?SALLY.

CAN I LEAVE FOR THREE MINUTES ?SUIT YOURSELF.

SO...

WOULD YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF A BITER ?

WHAT ?YOU KNOW, LIKE TO BITE OR CHEW THINGS ?

[ Mumbling ] NO. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ?

HMM. MIND IF I ASK YOU A PERSONAL QUESTION ?

[ Mumbles ] GO AHEAD.

IS IT POSSIBLE THAT YOU HAVE ANY PECCADILLOS, LET'S SAY, YOU MIGHT WANT TO TELL ME ?

[ Mumbles ]

[ Frank Narrating ] PECCADILLOS. LITTLE SINS.

MAYBE THAT'S ALL I WAS GUILTY OF.

ALL I HAD TO DO WAS STRAIGHTEN EVERYTHING OUT ONCE AND FOR ALL.

LEAVE ME ALONE !SUSAN !

SUSAN !HARLAN ?

I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY-- WHY WOULD HE-- LISTEN. LISTEN.

[ Harlan, Indistinct ] NO !

[ Train Horn Blows ]

HE DOESN'T WANT YOU TO GO TO THE COPS--

[ Footsteps Approaching ] [ Susan ] I-- I--

- ARE YOU A GUEST HERE WITH US TONIGHT, SIR ? - NOT EXACTLY.

- WOULD YOU FOLLOW ME, PLEASE ? - WHAT FOR ?

- SO WE CAN CALL THE POLICE. - OH, OH, NO.

YOU MISUNDERSTAND. I'M A DENTIST.LET'S GO.

OW !I DO UNDERSTAND.

COME ON. LET'S GO.ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

GET YOU OUTTA HERE.LISTEN. HEY, HEY.

WOULD YOU TAKE $100 TO LET ME GO ?

HOW MUCH ?A HUNDRED.

HMM. YES, I WOULD.

[ Knocking ] [ Man On TV, Indistinct ]

[ Gasps ]WHERE IS HE ?

YOU BASTARD !I SAW HIM IN HERE.

I DIDN'T ASK YOU TO KILL HIM ! I ONLY SAID I WISHED HE'D DISAPPEAR.

HARLAN, GET OUT HERE !YOU KILLED HIM, YOU ASSHOLE !

I SAW HIM IN HERE FIVE MINUTES AGO.MY BROTHER, IDIOT, NOT YOURS.

YOU KNOW I DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOUR BROTHER.

WHY CAN'T YOU ADMIT IT LIKE A MAN ? I TOLD YOU I WANTED HIM GONE, SO YOU DID IT !

I THINK YOU KILLED HIM.YOU KILLED HIM ! YOU KILLED HIM !

STOP IT ! STOP IT. STOP IT. STOP IT.

WHAT WAS HE DOING HERE ?HE CAME TO TELL ME.

TELL YOU WHAT ?WHAT YOU DID.

HARLAN TOLD YOU I MURDERED YOUR BROTHER ?

I DIDN'T. DID YOU ?

NO !

WHAT ELSE DID HE SAY ?

UM, HE TOLD ME, UM,

THAT I SHOULD GET YOU TO GET ME MONEY,

SO I WOULDN'T GO TO THE COPS.

HOW DID YOU MEET HIM ? HARLAN ?

UM, WE WERE IN DETROIT.

DUANE WAS GONE, SO I WENT DOWN TO THE BAR.

AND THERE HE WAS.

WE DRANK SOME AND THEN WENT UP TO MY ROOM AND...

DID SOME DRUGS.

WHAT ELSE ?

TOLD ME ABOUT YOU.

HE SAID YOU HAD A LOT OF NARCOTICS ON HAND.

DID HARLAN KNOW ABOUT YOUR BROTHER ?

DIDN'T WANT THEM TO MEET. DUANE GETS JEALOUS WHEN I TALK TO OTHER MEN.

WHY IS THAT ?

BECAUSE HE DOES, OKAY ? DID.

WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT ?

SO HARLAN STEERED YOU RIGHT INTO ME, IS THAT IT ?

DON'T THINK HE LIKES YOU VERY MUCH.

NO, I GUESS HE DOESN'T.

BUT FOR SOME STUPID REASON, I GUESS I DO.

[ Woman On TV, Indistinct ]

AREA POLICE HAVE LINKED A LOCAL DENTIST TO THE GRISLY SLAYING OF A DETROIT LOCAL.

DR. FRANK SANGSTER OF MERVIN'S GROVE IS BEING WANTED NOW...

IN CONNECTION WITH THE BRUTAL MURDER OF DUANE IVEY.

POLICE SAY THEY DISCOVERED IVEY'S BODY IN THE DENTIST'S...

CHRIST. MULTIMILLION-DOLLAR HOME EARLIER TODAY.

IF YOU HAVE ANY INFORMATION ON THE WHEREABOUTS OF DR. FRANK SANGSTER,

PLEASE CALL-- [ Knocking ]

WHO IS IT ? [ Man ] POLICE.

JUST A MINUTE. GETTING DRESSED.

[ Man ] SUSAN IVEY, DETECTIVE LANG WITH CHICAGO POLICE DEPARTMENT.

[ Continues, Indistinct ]

ALL RIGHT ? [ Continues, Indistinct ]

[ Susan, Indistinct ]

[ Lang Continues, Indistinct ]

[ Susan ] WAIT. YOU CAN'T JUST BARGE INTO MY BATHROOM.

AT LEAST LET ME CLEAN UP A LITTLE.

FIVE, FOUR, THREE, TWO, ONE.

OKAY, THAT'S IT. I'M COMIN' IN.

[ Yawns ]

[ Susan ] SEE ? NO ONE HERE.

NOW, LOOK, IF YOU DON'T HAVE A WARRANT--

SHUT IT, LITTLE MISSY, OR I'LL SHUT IT FOR YA.

SIT DOWN AND WATCH YOUR MOUTH.

[ Moaning ]

[ Moaning ] I LOVE YOUR ASS.

OHH ! PINCH IT. MMM. PINCH IT. PINCH IT.

[ Moaning ]

THAT'S IT.

[ Woman Moaning ] MMM. PINCH IT.

[ Man ] COVER THAT FRONT DOOR LIKE I TOLD YOU.

[ Dog Barking ] [ Man ] YOU TALKING TO US ? SORRY, THE DOG'S BARKING.

- MAKE UP YOUR MIND ALREADY. - I WANT YOU GUYS TO COVER THAT FRONT ENTRANCE.

SHUT UP THIS GODDAMN DOG.

[ Dog Barking ]

[ Engine Starts ]

[ Men Chattering ][ Train Whistle Blaring ]

[ Man ] DON'T MAKE ME COME DOWN.

[ Man ] SORRY, I CAN'T HEAR YOU. [ Man #2 ] I'M COMING DOWN.

[ Train Whistle Blaring ]

HEY ! MOVE THIS CAR TO THE FRONT ENTRANCE.

LOOK, WE'RE ONLY DOING WHAT OUR SUPERVISOR ASKED--

I'M TELLIN' YA TO MOVE THIS CAR TO THE FRONT ENTRANCE !

[ Groans ]WHAT THE-- OH, SHIT.

[ Distorted Voice ]

[ Frank ] THIS FEELS LIKE NOVOCAINE. THIS FEELS LIKE NOVOCAINE.

[ Distorted ] THIS FEELS LIKE NOVOCAINE. NOVOCAINE. NOVOCAINE.

ALL RIGHT, PAL. ON YOUR FEET. THIS AIN'T NO COUNTRY CLUB.

YOU GOT A LADY-- OH, SHIT.

YOU GOT A HANDKERCHIEF ?SORRY ?

A HANDKERCHIEF. MY DAMN NOSE BLEEDING AGAIN.

NO, I DON'T.CRAP.

LET'S GO. YOU GOT A VISITOR.

[ Chuckles ] HEY THERE, CHOPPER. [ Clicks Teeth ]

YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S WAITING FOR YA. [ Chattering ]

FRANK, WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON ?

APPARENTLY, I'M BEING HELD FOR MURDER. PRETTY FUNNY, HUH ?

NO, FRANK. IT'S NOT.

FRANK, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FACE ?I FELL.

DID THEY BEAT YOU UP, FRANK ? SO HELP ME, GOD, IF I FIND OUT, I'LL KICK--

NOBODY BEAT ME UP. I FELL.

I DON'T KNOW WHY I SHOULD EVEN CARE.

OH, FRANK. HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO ME ?JEAN,

I'M THE ONE IN JAIL HERE, NOT YOU.YEAH, WELL, IS THAT MY FAULT ?

GODDAMN IT. SOMEONE IS TRYING TO SET ME UP !

WHY DON'T YOU TALK TO YOUR LITTLE FRIEND WITH THE RED PANTIES, HUH ?

I BET SHE KNOWS MORE THAN I DO.ALL RIGHT, CALM DOWN.

THERE'S PLENTY OF TIME TO ARGUE ABOUT THIS LATER. LIKE THE NEXT 50 YEARS.

- AIN'T THAT RIGHT, CHOPPER ? - "CHOPPER" ? WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING ME THAT ?

WHY DO YOU THINK, "BITEY BOY" ? LOOK, DON'T TRY TO PRETEND. WE ALREADY GOT THE TEETH MARKS.

WHAT TEETH MARKS ? THE MARKS YOU LEFT ALL OVER THE BODY.

CHEWED 'IM UP REAL GOOD, DIDN'T YOU, CHOPPER ? [ Clicks Teeth ]

SHUT UP, HOWARD.YOU SHUT UP, ANDY.

WILL YOU BOTH SHUT UP ? WE'RE TRYING TO SPEAK, THANK YOU.

WHAT IS IT, FRANK ?THAT'S WHY SHE WANTED THE IMPRESSIONS.

ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT. THE VISIT'S OVER.WHAT IMPRESSIONS ?

WAIT A SECOND. YOU SAID 15 MINUTES.

SORRY. YOU SAID SHUT UP, SAY GOOD-BYE.

[ Sighs ] WHERE ARE YOU TAKING HIM ? ARRAIGNMENT.

CALL MIKE. HAVE HIM GET ME A LAWYER. WILL YOU DO THAT ?

OH, SORRY. CAN'T GO IN THERE. CLOSED HEARING.

I'M SUPPOSED TO GET THIS ONE TO ARRAIGNMENT.GONNA BE AT LEAST 20 MINUTES.

SOME MOB GUY IN THERE. HAVE A SEAT.

[ Phones Ringing In The Distance ]

WHEW.

[ Chattering ]

LISTEN, PAL. STAY RIGHT THERE.

DO NOT MOVE. GET ME ?

FRANK ! HEY, FRANK.

- HEY. - WOW, AM I GLAD TO SEE YOU.

HOW'S IT GOING, MAN ?FINE.

YEAH, I WAS JUST SITTING IN ON AN INTERROGATION ? [ Exhales ] GOOD SHIT.

ALL TOTALLY USABLE. HA-HAVE YOU SEEN LUNT ?

UH, NOT YET. NO.NO ? YOU HAVEN'T HEARD ?

HEARD WHAT ?THEY CALLED FROM THE STUDIO.

WE'RE, LIKE, TOTALLY GREEN-LIT. WE'RE GOING AHEAD WITH THE PICTURE.

GEE, THAT'S REALLY GREAT.YEAH, YOU'RE FUCKING "A" RIGHT IT'S GREAT.

IT'S AN AMAZING PART. LISTEN,

YOU THINK I COULD ASK YOU A FEW MORE QUESTIONS LIKE HOW WE DID THE OTHER DAY ?

FORGET IT.OH, COME ON, MAN. COME ON.

YOURS IS THE BEST CASE. YOU WOULD REALLY BE HELPING ME OUT.

LISTEN, FRANKIE, YOU DO THIS FOR ME, MAN, AND I WILL NEVER FORGET IT.

THAT IS A LANCE PHELPS PROMISE.N-NOT RIGHT NOW, LANCE.

I'LL TAKE YOU ACROSS THE STREET. I'LL BUY YOU A LATTE. FIFTEEN MINUTES, TOPS.

LOOK, LANCE-- WHAT, YOU MEAN RIGHT NOW ?

FIFTEEN MINUTES, RIGHT ACROSS THE STREET.

WELL, ALL RIGHT. BUT ONLY FOR 15 MINUTES.YES ! THANK YOU.

YEAH !

YOU ARE NOT GOING TO REGRET THIS. I SWEAR TO GOD.

[ Chattering ]

HOLD IT, GUYS. I CAN'T LET YOU OUT OF HERE...

WHAT'S UP ?TILL I GET YOUR AUTOGRAPH.

GOD, I KNEW IT. THIS GUY'S LANCE PHELPS.

I'VE SEEN EVERY ONE OF YOUR MOVIES. I LOVE THIS GUY.

THANKS.IS HE SOMEBODY ?

THIS GUY ? NO, NAH. LAY OFF THE TWINKIES, ALL RIGHT ?

NOBODY LIKES A FAT COP. [ Laughs ]

YEAH, SO I'M LIKE MULLING IT OVER AND OVER AND OVER IN MY HEAD, YOU KNOW ?

AND I'M THINKING, NO WAY-- THERE'S JUST NO WAY THAT YOU DID IT.

YEAH, I DIDN'T.YEAH, OF COURSE NOT, BECAUSE IT'S WAY TOO OBVIOUS.

THE AUDIENCE WOULD NEVER BELIEVE IT.WHAT AUDIENCE ?

YOU KNOW. YOU KNOW. LIKE IF THIS WAS A MOVIE.

THIS IS NOT A MOVIE, LANCE. IT'S REAL LIFE.

I KNOW THAT. BUT DO THEY KNOW THAT ?

WHO ?YOU KNOW, THE AUDIENCE.

HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT ? I'M GOING TO MAKE A PHONE CALL.

THEN I'M GOING TO MEET YOU IN TWO MINUTES. YOU JUST ORDER FOR ME, OKAY ?

I WISH I HAD MY CELL.I DON'T NEED A CELL. I'LL USE THE PAY PHONE.

ORDER ME A COFFEE. I'LL BE RIGHT THERE.

OKAY, COOL. BUT LISTEN. DON'T SAY MY NAME WHEN YOU COME IN, OKAY ?

I DON'T WANT ANYBODY TO KNOW IT'S ME.OKAY.

ALL RIGHT ?SEE YA, LANCE.

โ™ชโ™ช [ Man Singing On Radio, Indistinct ]

HEY !

HEY ! WHERE ARE YOU GOING ?

I THOUGHT THEY CAUGHT YOU LAST NIGHT.

I GOT AWAY.OH, GEE. ISN'T THAT GREAT ?

I NEED YOUR HELP.I GUESS YOU'RE SHIT OUT OF LUCK.

LOOK, WHAT'S THE-- WHAT'S THE PROBLEM HERE ?

YOU WANNA KNOW THE PROBLEM ? YEAH !

I'VE HAD COPS IN MY FACE THE LAST 72 HOURS ! LIKE I HAVEN'T--

YOU SHUT UP ! I'M OUT OF DRUGS. I'M OUT OF MONEY.

SICK AND TIRED OF LIVING IN SHIT-HOLES LIKE THIS.

MY BROTHER IS DEAD, AND YOU KILLED HIM ! YOU KNOW I DIDN'T HAVE--

YOU CAN DROP THE ACT. THEY IDENTIFIED YOUR TEETH MARKS. IT'S ALL OVER THE NEWS.

SOMEONE IS TRYING TO SET ME UP !

- BULLSHIT ! THEY ALREADY MADE A POSITIVE I.D. - [ Siren Wailing ]

GET DOWN !

DID THEY SEE ME ?DON'T KNOW. GET IN THE TRUNK.

GET IN THE TRUNK !

- SUSAN IVEY ? - YEP ?

LIKE TO ASK YOU A COUPLE OF QUESTIONS.

WHY DON'T YOU JUST ASK YOUR PALS DOWN AT THE STATION ? THEY ALREADY KNOW EVERYTHING.

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN SINCE YOUR BROTHER WAS KILLED ?NO, LIKE I TOLD THE OFFICERS,

I DON'T EVEN KNOW THE MAN.

GOING SOMEWHERE ?YEP.

WHERE ?MICHIGAN.

I HAVE AN UNCLE THERE. NEEDS SOME HELP IN HIS RESTAURANT.

WELL, NOW, MISS IVEY. HOW'D YOU LIKE TO HELP US OUT ?

STICK AROUND JUST IN CASE HE DECIDES TO SHOW UP ?

GEE, I'M REAL SORRY. I WISH I COULD, BUT,

MY UNCLE'S ALREADY EXPECTING ME AND I SHOULD PROBABLY GET STARTED.

IT'S A LONG DRIVE. [ Car Door Opens ]

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. [ Car Door Closes ]

YOU STICK AROUND, AND I WON'T ARREST YOU.

[ Static ] GEE, LOOK AT THIS PIECE OF CRAP.

[ Sighs ] THEY DON'T MAKE 'EM LIKE THEY USED TO, DO THEY ?

HUNGRY ?

NO.

THIRSTY ?

YEAH, WELL, I AM. I'M GONNA GO DOWN TO THAT RIB HOUSE ON THE CORNER.

YOU'RE GONNA STAY PUT ?I HAVE TO, RIGHT ?

EXACTLY. DON'T MAKE ME COME AFTER YOU, YOU HEAR ?

[ Groaning ]

[ Echoing ] FRANK ? BONSOIR. JE T'ADORE.

GET UP. COME ON. COME ON.HUH ? [ Groans ]

AAH !WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME.

COME ON. COME ON. THIS WAY. QUICK. QUICK.

COME ON. IN. [ Straining ]

YOU OKAY ?S-SOME WATER.

WATER.

[ Groaning ]

HERE, HERE, HERE. DRINK IT.

MMM. MMM.OKAY ? [ Mutters ]

LOOK, HERE'S 37 BUCKS.

THAT'S ALL I GOT. TAKE IT AND GO.I'M NOT LEAVING WITHOUT YOU.

LOOK, THAT COP IS GONNA BE BACK HERE ANY SECOND.

WE HAVE A THING.WE DON'T HAVE A THING.

WE FUCKED. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.

THAT'S NOT TRUE AND YOU KNOW IT.

CHRIST ! LOOK ! GET UNDER THE BED, QUICK !

WHAT ARE YOU DOING DOWN THERE ?

STRETCHES. I TAKE YOGA. OH.

SO, DID HE COME BACK WHILE I WAS GONE ?

[ Panting ] NO.

WELL, LUCKY HIM. TELL YOU WHAT, THOUGH.

THE GUY EVER SHOWS UP, HE'S DOG CHOW. YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE THE EVIDENCE.

WHAT EVIDENCE ? WELL, YOU ALREADY KNOW ABOUT THE TEETH MARKS, RIGHT ?

NOW THEY GOT A PAIR OF SCISSORS. SOMEBODY SENT THEM IN THE MAIL.

- SCISSORS ? - USED TO STAB YOUR BROTHER IN THE HAND.

WE GOT, LIKE, SEVEN CLEAN PRINTS OFF 'EM.

[ Whispering ] SCISSORS ? YOU DIDN'T TELL ME THAT.

MM-MM-MM. [ Inhales ]

PLUS, THE FACT THE GUY WAS CLEARLY SELLING DRUGS RIGHT OUT OF HIS OFFICE.

FORGET ABOUT IT. HE'S DEAD MEAT.

[ Woman On TV ] ONE MORE TIME.

OH, YEAH. THIS BED'S PRETTY NICE.

[ Woman On TV ] THIS IS THE UNDER-EYE CREAM.

[ Woman On TV ] ACTUALLY, IT'S AN EYE CREAM ALL OVER. UNDER-EYE, OVER-EYE.

[ Woman #2 On TV ] I SEE. AND THIS IS THE MOISTURIZER.

[ Woman On TV ] THE MOISTURIZER.

[ Women Continue, Indistinct ]

[ Whispering ] OKAY. COME ON.

GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON WHY I SHOULDN'T JUST SCREAM RIGHT NOW...

AND WAKE UP THAT FAT PIECE OF SHIT IN THERE.BECAUSE YOU KNOW THE TRUTH.

THE TRUTH. WHAT ABOUT ALL THE OTHER EVIDENCE ? WHERE'D THAT COME FROM ?

THE SCISSORS ?HONESTLY, I DON'T KNOW. HONESTLY.

DID YOU STAB HIM ?YES. YES. BUT ONLY IN THE HAND.

LOOK, YOU GONNA HELP ME OR NOT ?

YOU'RE UNBELIEVABLE, YOU KNOW THAT ? WHY SHOULD I ?

BECAUSE YOU LIKE ME. ON TOP OF WHICH YOU'RE TIRED OF ALL THIS.

ALL THE LYING AND STEALING FOR DRUGS. IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT ?

YOU'RE GOING TO SAVE ME FROM THAT ?THAT'S RIGHT.

GET REAL. YOU'RE A WANTED MAN. THEY'RE GOING TO HUNT YOU DOWN.

NO, THEY'RE NOT. BECAUSE YOU'RE GOING TO HELP ME.

LOOK AT ME. TAKE A GOOD LOOK.

I CAN'T EVEN HELP MYSELF. SO HOW CAN I HELP YOU ?

ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS BELIEVE ME.

OKAY, FRANK. YOU WIN.

WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO ?LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.

THE KEYS.

WAIT. WAIT. WAIT. YEAH, GO AHEAD.

[ Man On TV ] AUNT WILENE'S DENTURE CREAM HOLDS ALL DAY LONG,

GIVING YOUR DENTURES A BOND WITH REAL STAYING POWER.

[ Woman On TV ] THANKS TO AUNT WILENE.

[ Man On TV ] YOU JUST ADD A FEW DROPS OF AUNT WILENE'S DENTURE CREAM,

AND YOU'RE GOOD TO GO, SECURE IN THE KNOWLEDGE THAT YOUR DENTURES WILL HOLD.

MOST LEADING DENTURE CREAMS STAIN-- [ Continues, Indistinct ]

WHERE ARE WE ?THIS IS JEAN'S HOUSE.

WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE ?WE'RE LOOKING.

FOR WHAT ?TEETH.

BUT DIDN'T YOU KIND OF WONDER WHY SHE WANTED DENTURES OF YOUR TEETH ?

SHE TOLD ME SHE WANTED TO LEARN TO MAKE DENTURES.

YEAH, BUT, WEREN'T YOU JUST A TINY BIT SUSPICIOUS ?

NO. SHE WAS VERY METICULOUS ABOUT HER WORK.

LOOK AROUND, SEE IF YOU SEE ANYTHING.

PROBABLY HIDDEN IN SOME WEIRD PLACE.

GOOD GOD. IS THIS WOMAN ANAL OR WHAT ?

BET SHE MAKES A HELL OF A TUNA CASSEROLE.

THAT'S JEAN, ALL RIGHT. SHE LIKES TO KEEP THINGS IN STRICT ORDER.

SHE'S VERY, VERY, VERY ORGANIZED.

WAIT, WAIT A MINUTE. I KNOW IT'S GOT TO BE SOMETHING--

AHA. CERTAINLY DON'T LIKE THE LOOK OF THIS.

I DIDN'T WRITE THIS.

YOU DON'T HAPPEN TO HAVE ANY KIND OF LIFE INSURANCE OR WILL DRAWN UP, DO YOU ?

NO, JUST THE NOR-- HOLD IT. WE DID JUST SET UP A NEW CORPORATION.

[ Dialing Phone ]

[ Phone Ringing ][ Girls ] โ™ช Q, R, S

BARBIE'S BAKERY, THIS IS MR. MUFFIN SPEAKING.

- MIKE, IT'S FRANK. - WHERE ARE YOU ? YOU'RE ALL OVER THE NEWS--

THAT CORPORATION YOU SET UP FOR THE OFFICE.

WAS THERE A RIDER, OR ANY FINE PRINT OR ANYTHING THAT SAID...

IF I'M EVER CONVICTED OF A FELONY THEN EVERYTHING WOULD--OF COURSE THERE WAS.

DON'T BE RIDICULOUS. YOU'RE THE ONE THAT SUGGESTED IT.

I TRIED TO TELL YOU ABOUT THAT THE OTHER DAY IN THE OFFICE.NO, I DIDN'T.

YES, YOU DID.I DID NOT.

MAYBE IT WAS JEAN. JUST LET ME CALL THE POLICE.

THANKS, MIKE. NO, NO. THANKS. THANKS.

LET ME GUESS. SHE WAS AN OFFICER OF THE CORPORATION, RIGHT ?

PERFECT. [ Susan's Voice ] NEXT IN LINE.

DON'T FEEL TOO BAD, FRANK. YOU'RE NOT THE FIRST.

FRANK, WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT-- THAT STUFFED ANIMAL ?

WHICH ?THE BUNNY OVER THERE. IT'S--

IT'S GRINNING.

GEEZ, HERE THEY ARE.

ARE THOSE YOUR TEETH ?THEY'RE MINE, ALL RIGHT.

[ Door Opens, Closes ]OUT THE WINDOW !

NO, NO. IT'S TOO FAR DOWN.WHERE ?

HERE, COME ON.NO, WAIT ! THE LIGHT.

[ Whispering Together ] THE DENTURES !

COME ON, FRANK. COME ON ! SHE'S COMING UP THE STEPS.

COME ON. QUICKLY.

[ Jean ] YEAH, IT'S ME. WAIT A SECOND. JUST CALM DOWN FOR A SECOND.

THIS IS VERY SIMPLE, OKAY ? YOU NEED TO JUST BRING IT, OKAY, TO THE OFFICE.

I'VE GOT IT ALL FIGURED OUT. NO.WHO'S SHE TALKING TO ?

NO. JUST BRING THE GUN TO THE OFFICE. WE'RE GOING TO PLANT IT THERE, GOT IT ?

WHAT ?

YOU GOTTA SAY SOMETHING TO HER.WE'VE GOTTA FOLLOW HER TO THE OFFICE.

[ Jean, Indistinct ]THAT'S THE DUMBEST IDEA YET.

- SHH. - YEAH, I'M GOING TO TALK TO HIM.

AHH. WHAT THE-- OH, SHOOT.

YES, I'LL BE NICE TO THE LITTLE MAN.

WHAT ?

PUT IT IN A DUFFEL BAG ! YOU BRING IT TO ME IN 15 MINUTES AT THE OFFICE.

[ Whispering ] YOU. YOU.

[ Footsteps Descending Stairs ]

I'M TELLING YOU, FRANK, LET'S JUST GET AWAY FROM HERE FAST !

I GOTTA FIND OUT WHO SHE WAS TALKING TO. SHIT ! NO REDIAL.

YOU ALREADY KNOW.NO WAY ! I KNOW MY BROTHER. HE WOULDN'T KILL ANYBODY.

UH-OH, HERE'S ANOTHER PROBLEM.WHAT ?

SHE TOOK THE TEETH.

[ Whirring ]

THERE'S NOBODY BEHIND US.

HOW ABOUT STEPPING ON IT A LITTLE BIT ?

THIS IS A '73 SHITBOX, FRANK. THIS IS AS FAST AS WE GO.

[ Whirring Continues ]

[ Door Closing ]JEAN ?

OH, HEY, JEAN. CHECK IT OUT. GOT A LITTLE MAN ON TV.

OH, GROSS, HARLAN ! PLEASE. THAT HAS TO BE CLEANED.HEY, HEY, HEY ! WATCH IT.

[ Sighs ] YOU ALMOST HURT THE LITTLE MAN.

HARLAN ! YOU JUST DON'T GET IT. AH, REALLY ?

WHAT IS IT THAT I DON'T GET ?

THAT'S THE POINT, HARLAN. IF I HAVE TO EXPLAIN TO YOU...

WHAT YOU DON'T GET, YOU DON'T GET IT.CHRIST.

THERE WAS A VERY CLEAR PLAN. A SIMPLE, PERFECT PLAN.

YEAH, WE HAD A SIMPLE PLAN. YOU MADE ME GO THROUGH IT EIGHT MILLION TIMES !

[ Jean ] WHOA, WHOA, WHOA !

COME ON. HOLD ON. HOLD ON. LOOK AT ME.

WHAT ? WHAT ?SLOW DOWN. TELL ME AGAIN. ONE MORE TIME. YOU'RE GONNA--

OKAY. I'M GONNA GO FIND THIS JUNKHEAD GIRL IN DETROIT.RIGHT. MM-HMM.

BRING HER BACK HERE. GET HER TO STEAL FRANK'S DRUGS, SO IT LOOKS LIKE HE'S SELLING 'EM.

GOOD BOY, HARLAN. [ Harlan ] I DID EXACTLY AS YOU WANTED.

FOUND YOU THE PERFECT GIRL. [ Jean ] YOU DIDN'T DO EXACTLY AS I WANTED, DID YOU ?

BECAUSE YOU BROUGHT BACK TWO JUNKIES, HARLAN, NOT ONE.

AND THEN THE GUY SHOWED UP IN THE OFFICE.

[ Door Slams Shut ]DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOU'VE DONE ?

WHAT'D I DO ?THAT'S HER BROTHER IN THERE !

I DIDN'T BRING HIM OUT HERE. I DIDN'T BRING HIM OUT HERE !JUST SHUT UP ! SHUT UP !

BRING HIM TO FRANK'S HOUSE TONIGHT. YOU GOT IT, YOU DUMB, STUPID--

[ Gunshot ] [ Harlan ] YOU DOUBLE-CROSSED ME.

YOU KILLED THAT FUCKING GUY ! [ Harlan ] NOBODY WAS SUPPOSED TO GET KILLED.

TAKE IT ! TAKE THE GUN !WHAT ? I DON'T WANT THIS GUN !

FRANK'S GOING TO BE HERE ANY SECOND. TAKE THE GUN AND GO !

I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU GOT ME INVOLVED IN ALL THIS.OH, PLEASE, HARLAN !

FACE IT. YOU WANTED WHAT YOUR BROTHER HAD AND YOU COULDN'T GET IT BY YOURSELF.

WHY DIDN'T YOU MARRY HIM ?WHAT ?

WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST FUCKING MARRY HIM ?HARLAN, LISTEN.

I'VE TAKEN CARE OF EVERYBODY MY WHOLE LIFE. AND I'M FUCKING TIRED !

I HAVE ORGANIZED EVERYTHING. I HAVE MADE EVERYTHING PERFECT.

I'VE MADE EVERYBODY'S LIVES WORK SMOOTHLY.

I'M TIRED OF BEING A CARETAKER. CODEPENDENT NO MORE !

DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO BE PERFECT ?

WHEN EVERYBODY NEEDS YOU TO TAKE CARE OF THEM ?

HAS ANYBODY EVER DONE THAT FOR ME ?WHEW.

NOBODY'S EVER DONE THAT FOR ME. NOBODY ! NOBODY !

AND YOU KNOW WHAT ? I'M TIRED OF EVERYBODY ELSE GETTING ALL THE STUFF.

I WANT TO BE THE BOSS ! I WANT TO BE ON TOP !

BECAUSE I DESERVE IT ALL, AND I'M GONNA GET IT.

AND IF YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT, YOU'RE REALLY A FUCKING IDIOT !

RIGHT. SEE, YOU KEEP CALLING ME THAT.

AHH, BUT YOU'RE THE ONE WHO KILLED THAT GUY.

[ Gasps ] WHO'S THE IDIOT ? [ Gasps ]

YOU'RE RIGHT. I'LL TAKE IT. DOES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER ? YOU'RE RIGHT.

LISTEN--YOU'RE RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.

I DON'T KNOW-- YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU'RE RIGHT.

YEAH. YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT I'M RIGHT.I'M REALLY SORRY.

WE BOTH GOT SCREWED. YOU KNOW WHAT, COME HERE.

WE BOTH GOT SCREWED.I'M SORRY, TOO, BABY.

I'M GONNA-- I'M GONNA MAKE SURE WE BOTH GET WHAT WE DESERVE, OKAY ?

GO LIE DOWN.

YOU TAKE CARE OF THE LITTLE MAN ?AS YOU TAKE CARE OF ME ?

DID YOU REMEMBER TO BRING WHAT I ASKED YOU TO BRING ?YEAH, I BROUGHT IT.

OKAY, GO LIE DOWN. COME ON.

LAY DOWN IN THE CHAIR. GO ON, GET COMFY.

OKAY. OKAY, RELAX. JUST LAY BACK.

OKAY.[ Whirring ]

OKAY, I'M JUST GETTING MYSELF READY.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING ?

I'M JUST GETTING ORGANIZED FOR YOU.

COME ON. I'M DYING, NURSE. IT HURTS. COME HERE. OH, I KNOW.

JUST ONE MORE SEC.WHAT ARE YOU DOING ? WHAT ARE YOU DOING-- NO !

[ Gun Cocks, Bullets Clatter On Floor ]

I'M TELLING YOU, FRANK, THIS IS A REALLY BAD IDEA.

NO, EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE ALL RIGHT. NOW LISTEN, THE DOUGHNUT SHOP IN AN HOUR.

YOU'LL BE THERE ?I'LL BE THERE.

[ Whispers ] HEY--

BE CAREFUL.

[ Car Drives Away ]

HARLAN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THE-- WHOA !

[ Breathing Heavily ]

[ Frank Narrating ] SUDDENLY, THERE I WAS,

SEEING IT ALL FOR THE FIRST TIME.

OH, SHE'D SET ME UP, ALL RIGHT.

NOT JUST FOR DUANE'S MURDER, SHE'D GOTTEN ME FOR HARLAN'S TOO.

MY TEETH MARKS WERE ALL OVER THE BODY.

THEN I SAW THE SOLUTION.

IT WAS RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF ME.

FRANK SANGSTER HAD TO DIE...

AND HIS WHOLE, PERFECT WORLD ALONG WITH HIM.

STRANGE AS IT MAY SEEM, IT DIDN'T HURT LIKE I THOUGHT IT WOULD.

IN FACT, WITH EACH TOOTH I PULLED, I FELT A LITTLE BETTER,

A LITTLE LESS TRAPPED, A LITTLE MORE FREE,

UNTIL I FELT SO FREE,

THAT WHAT I HAD TO DO DIDN'T SEEM SO BAD AT ALL.

[ Hissing ]

[ Explosions ]

[ Man ] OVER HERE, MORE WATER. [ Continues, Indistinct ]

I GOT IT.GOOD, GOOD, GOOD.

[ Frank Narrating ] AND EARLY THE NEXT MORNING WHEN THEY FOUND THE REMAINS,

THERE WOULD BE ONLY ONE THING LEFT: TEETH.

FRANK SANGSTER'S TEETH.

JEAN STEERED ME RIGHT IN ONE WAY, THOUGH.

IT WAS SHE WHO PUSHED FOR THE FLAME-RETARDANT CABINETS FOR THE VIDEOTAPES.

[ Lily ] GET IN HERE !

HOLD ON, SWEETIE. I'M JUST GETTING ORGANIZED FOR YOU.

[ Man ] OKAY, LET'S LOOK AT IT ANOTHER WAY.

WE HAVE YOU RECORDED ON CAMERA SHOOTING THE DENTIST IN THE HEAD.

LET'S CUT TO THE CHASE. YOU KNOW WHAT WE WANT TO KNOW--

[ Jean ] I AM CUTTING TO THE CHASE. YOU'RE ASKING ME THE SAME QUESTIONS.

YOU KEEP GIVING US FOUR DIFFERENT ANSWERS.THE TRUTH.

AND WHEN YOU TELL US WHAT THE FUCK WE WANT TO KNOW, THEN MAYBE--

I'M BEING HONEST WITH YOU !YOU'RE BEING HONEST ?

THIS IS VERBAL ABUSE. I DO NOT TOLERATE THIS KIND OF BEHAVIOR.

YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS ? THE REST OF YOUR FUCKING LIFE.LET ME GO !

YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE. YOU'RE GOING DOWN TO THE FUCKING CAN.

THAT'S RIGHT. NOWHERE. ALL RIGHT, THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT.

I KNOW HOW TO GET THIS FUCKING CONFESSION.

[ Lily ] WE GOT IT ALL ON VIDEOTAPE. MIGHT AS WELL TELL THE TRUTH.

THEY GET REALLY CRUNCHY WHEN YOU DON'T COOPERATE.

COME ON. GIVE IT UP.SHE'S-- [ Stammering ]

TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK I WANT TO KNOW !

I'M GONNA COUNT TO ONE !

ONE ! [ Frank Narrating ] I NEVER DID SEE JEAN AGAIN.

BUT SHE'S AN OUTGOING GIRL. I'M SURE SHE'S MADE A LOT OF NEW FRIENDS.

BIG BOY GOES THERE, AND FUZZY GOES THERE,

AND TEDDY GOES THERE, AND PIGGY GOES THERE, AND MONKEY GOES THERE...

AND LITTLE SKIPPY GOES THERE.

[ Frank Narrating ] SUSAN AND I,

WE MADE IT TO THE AIRPORT LATE THAT NIGHT AND QUIETLY SLIPPED OUT OF THE COUNTRY.

IT TOOK A LITTLE WHILE, BUT WITH THE MONEY FROM THE BOOK,

WRITTEN UNDER THE PEN NAME HARLAN SANGSTER,

WE WERE ABLE TO BUY A PRETTY LITTLE VILLA IN THE FRENCH COUNTRYSIDE.

BUT I'M, UH, NOT TELLING YOU WHERE.

AND A FEW MONTHS AGO, I SLIPPED SUSAN INTO THE LOCAL DENTIST OFFICE...

HERE IN TOWN AND FINALLY GAVE HER THAT ROOT CANAL SHE NEEDED.

SHE SAID IT WAS THE BEST ONE SHE EVER HAD.

[ Speaking In French ]

A DEMAIN, MONSIEUR SANGSTER. A DEMAIN.

BONJOUR. BONJOUR.

MADAM.

[ French, Indistinct ]

TRES BIEN ET TOI ? COMMENT CA VA ?

QU'EST-CE QUE C'EST ? QU'EST-CE QUE C'EST ? C'EST TOI.

[ Frank Narrating ] I STILL BELIEVE WHAT I'VE ALWAYS SAID.

THE WORST THING THAT CAN HAPPEN TO A MAN IS TO LOSE HIS TEETH,

UNLESS, OF COURSE, HE PULLS THEM OUT HIMSELF.

โ™ชโ™ช [ Man Vocalizing ]

โ™ชโ™ช [ Continues ]

[ Man Speaking In French ]

โ™ชโ™ช [ Vocalizing Continues ]

[ Man Continues In French ]

โ™ชโ™ช [ Vocalizing Continues ]

[ Man Talking In French ] โ™ชโ™ช [ Man Vocalizing ]

[ Continues In French ] โ™ช SHE WAS THE ONE

โ™ชโ™ช [ Whistling ] โ™ชโ™ช [ Vocalizing ]

[ Continues In French ]

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