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Who else would like to share?
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How 'bout our newcomer?
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I'm good.You sure?
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Yeah.
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Last call.
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Okay. Yeah.
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- Bonnie, alcoholic.
- Hi, Bonnie.
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I just got some
terrible news today.
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I almost don't want to share it,
'cause, God, it's just too much.
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But I've been taught that,
when we share,
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we cut our pain in half,
so here goes.
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I am getting royally boned
by Uncle Sam.
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Ever since I started
the business with Tammy,
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they're coming after me
for Social Security taxes,
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withholding taxes,
and then there's FICA.
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Who the hell is this FICA guy?
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I didn't go legit
for this kind of shakedown.
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I'm just putting it out there. I
might have to leave the country.
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I'm thinking Papua New Guinea.
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Thank you.
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Would you like
some burnt coffee?
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Stale cookies?
Anything?
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Still good.
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Still not buying it.
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Who would like to go next?
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I'll go.
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Jill, alcoholic.
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Hi, Jill.
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I'm only four months
into this pregnancy,
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and I am peeing
like a broken sprinkler.
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The other day,
I was craving
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hot wings, but the place
didn't have a bathroom,
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so I had to swallow my pride
and tinkle behind a dumpster.
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I look up and I'm staring
at a security camera,
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but I was already committed,
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so I just waved.
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Mm.
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Damn it.
Here it goes again.
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Excuse me.
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Okay, who's next?
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- Tammy, alcoholic.
- Hi, Tammy.
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Yeah, my life is
really good right now.
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Um, not only has my business
with Bonnie taken off,
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but I'm
dating a guy
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who's sweet and funny
and supportive.
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And the best part is
he doesn't have roommates,
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so we can make
all the noise we want.
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I only complained
when you scared my cats.Mm.
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Anyway,
I'm just really grateful.
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You know,
I mean, I think it's true,
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what we say here--
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don't leave before the miracle.
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Okay, I'll go.
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- Hi, Marjorie, alcoholic.
- Hi, Marjorie.
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I just had
the most wonderful weekend
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babysitting my granddaughter.
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Ooh.
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I know every grandmother
feels this way,
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but I really think
she might be a genius.
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I did that really cute thing
where you go,
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"Whoops, I got your nose."
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And she knew immediately
it was not her nose.
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Hey.
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How ya doing?
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You only got
the one question, huh?
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Actually, I have two.
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Can I buy you
a cup of coffee?
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What is it with you people
and coffee?
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Well, it's the only drug
we have left, so we abuse it.
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What do you say?
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Fine.
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Let me just grab my keys.
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Okay.
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Hey! Hey!
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Oh, I just bought these shoes.
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Hey! Why are
you running?!
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Why are you chasing me?!
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I don't know! A little voice
is telling me to!
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You hear voices?
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I know it sounds bad,
but... yeah.
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I hear voices, too.
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What do yours say?
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If I don't drink before noon,
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I don't have a problem.
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I had that one, too.
It's easy fix.
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Just throw all your clocks out.
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So what do you think?
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Coffee?
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Fine. I give up.
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Ah, good.
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'Cause that's the first step.
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Are those shoes suede?
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Not anymore.
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Shannon, this is Marjorie,
Tammy, Jill, Wendy.
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Hi.
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Say our names back.
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What?
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No, I'm screwing with you.
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I didn't know Wendy's name
for, like, eight months.
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You called me Wanda.Mm.
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I liked it.
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So, Shannon, was tonight
your first meeting?
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Was it that obvious?
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Yes.
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Why'd you leave?
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I don't have
anything in common
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with you guys.
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I mean, you don't know
what real problems are.
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What is so funny?
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I guarantee, whatever
problems you have,
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someone at this table has either
had 'em or made 'em much worse.
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That's...
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So you lost your kid
in a custody battle?
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Who needs a custody battle?
I actually lost my kid.
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Couldn't find her
for, like, two years.
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That's awful.
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No, it's fine.
I found her,
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we're both sober and
we love each other.
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So where is she?
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She moved. But my
point is my point.
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Yeah, well...
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you're probably not
gonna end up in jail,
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which I might.
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Tammy, you have
the floor.
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Seven years hard time
for armed robbery.
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I don't want
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to make this a competition,
but I also did time.
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You did easy time.Don't tell me what
kind of time I did.
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What else you got?
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My-my mother kicked me out
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when she caught me sleeping
with her drug dealer.
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Oh, mothers.
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Mine abandoned me.
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Mm, mine killed herself.
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Mine was murdered
by my father.
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I had two moms, and I had
to pretend one of them
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was my sister.
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I have to sit out this round.
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My mother was an angel.
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A-Anyway...
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now I'm basically homeless.
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Oh, I'm back in.
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Lived in a box.
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Lived in a car.
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Lived in a tree.
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I never lived in less
than 12,000 square feet,
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but, at the end, I was just
drinking alone in my closet.
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Probably a mistake
to put a bar in there.
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So what was all that happy crap
in the meeting?
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We all got better.
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And so can you.
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Shannon, I really want to hear
the rest of your story,
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but my baby's stomping
on my bladder.
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Move it, Wanda.
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Give me your phone.
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Why?Just give it to me.
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This is my number.
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Call me anytime,
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especially if you think
you're gonna drink or use.
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Okay.
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You got a place
to sleep tonight?
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Oh, I got a friend
who owes me.
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Is it your mother's
drug dealer?
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Maybe.
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Is there a plan B?
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I could go back to my mom's.
She's a happy drunk.
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It's the meth
that makes her mean.
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Mm. Sounds like
my kinda people.
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She's a bitch from hell.
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Yeah, my kind
of people.
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Hey.
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I told you to take an umbrella.
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Yeah.
After the meeting,
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we took a newcomer
out for coffee.
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It was so great.
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She gonna make it?
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Who knows?!
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But there's nothing like
talking to a train wreck
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to remind you that
you have no real problems.
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Good for you.
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Listen, we need to talk.
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Oh, my God.
You're leaving me.
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Who is she?
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I will kill her.
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No, I won't kill her.
I'll be her friend.
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I'll be your friend.
We'll learn to coexist.
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Maybe even have a podcast
about how well we get along.
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Slow down.
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I'm not leaving you.Well...
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then open with that.
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In fact, from now on,
instead of "Hi, honey,"
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start with
"I'm not leaving you."
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May I please speak?
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God, yes.
I'm spent.
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I have been less than honest
about something.
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I knew it.
We're broke.
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This is all a house of cards!
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Bonnie...
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Maybe I can get my money back
from FICA.
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Bonnie!
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What?!
Tell me already!
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I had a check-up
a couple of weeks ago,
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and... the doctor said
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I had something
on my chest X-ray.
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W-Wh...
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No, that can't be right.
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You haven't smoked
in, like, 20 years.
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Yeah, but I smoked
like you drank.
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Anyway, so I had to go
and get a PET scan.
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Wait, you...
Wh-Why didn't you tell me?
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I didn't want to freak you out.
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Oh, my God!
I'm too young to be a widow!
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I have an appointment
with the oncologist tomorrow
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to discuss my options.
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I was hoping you'd go with me.
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Please say no.
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Of course I'm going with you.
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You're my husband.
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Richer or poorer,
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sickness and health,
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till death do us...
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It's all gonna be okay.
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You'll see.
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Is it weird that I really
want a cigarette right now?
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It's the middle of the night.
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It's 10:00.
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So we agree.
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What's going on?
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Adam might have cancer.
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Oh, honey.
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Yeah.
There was a spot on his lung,
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and he didn't tell me about it,
the rat bastard.
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I'm sure he was just
trying to protect you.
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Well, I didn't call you
so you could defend him.
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Sorry.
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I'm going with him to the doctor
tomorrow morning.
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Uh, uh, hang on.
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Somebody's calling me.
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In the middle of the night?
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Hello?
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Bonnie?
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Yeah.
Who's this?
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Uh, it's-it's Shannon.
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Hey.
Everything okay?
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You-you said to call
if I wanted to drink.
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That money in the coffee can
was my emergency fund!
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It was money you stole from me!
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Only 'cause it's an emergency!
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Being out of drugs
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is not an emergency!
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Oh, that's just crazy talk.
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Now open the freakin' door!
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Uh, uh, uh, Shannon,
I'm on the other line.
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Can you hold one second?
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Okay, I'm back.
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Hang on.
Boz Scaggs threw up.
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Oh, for Pete's sake, Boz,
who gave you carrots?
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I'm sorry.
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I'm here.
Go ahead.
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I am trying to hold it together
for him,
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but I'm-I'm really scared.
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Well, it'd be crazy
if you weren't.
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All you have to do
is be there for him
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and... and do
the next right action.
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I guess that's
going to the doctor.
266
00:10:06,710 --> 00:10:08,490
Then that's what you do.
267
00:10:08,540 --> 00:10:10,840
Now what?
268
00:10:10,890 --> 00:10:13,060
Uh, yeah, hang on, Marjorie.
269
00:10:13,110 --> 00:10:15,020
I'm kind of in the middle
of something, Jill.
270
00:10:15,070 --> 00:10:16,890
Guess who's getting married.
271
00:10:16,940 --> 00:10:20,160
We are!We are!
272
00:10:20,200 --> 00:10:21,720
That's great!
273
00:10:21,770 --> 00:10:23,730
I'm so happy for you!
274
00:10:23,770 --> 00:10:26,290
Listen, I'm on another call.
Can I call you right back?
275
00:10:26,340 --> 00:10:28,690
I'll make it quick.
We've both been married before
276
00:10:28,730 --> 00:10:30,040
and done the big to-do,
so, this time,
277
00:10:30,080 --> 00:10:31,650
we're just gonna keep it simple.
278
00:10:31,690 --> 00:10:33,170
Yeah, city hall, right next
to the police station.
279
00:10:33,210 --> 00:10:35,350
So we already
got a parking spot.
280
00:10:35,390 --> 00:10:37,090
I'll be there.
281
00:10:37,130 --> 00:10:38,920
Great.
1:00 tomorrow.
282
00:10:38,960 --> 00:10:40,660
T-Tomorrow?
283
00:10:40,700 --> 00:10:42,090
Well, I've got
the perfect outfit picked out,
284
00:10:42,140 --> 00:10:44,790
but it won't fit
if we wait much longer.
285
00:10:44,830 --> 00:10:48,360
Bring Adam.
It can't just be me and women.
286
00:10:48,400 --> 00:10:51,140
Ugh. Tomorrow's gonna be tough.
Can you hold?
287
00:10:51,190 --> 00:10:54,100
Hmm. Well, I was expecting
a little more enthusiasm.
288
00:10:54,150 --> 00:10:57,110
Yeah, no kidding.
Try Tammy.
289
00:10:57,150 --> 00:11:00,110
Uh, help me out here, Shannon.
What's going on with your mom?
290
00:11:00,150 --> 00:11:02,630
She's out of her mind.
You got to talk to her.
291
00:11:02,680 --> 00:11:04,550
Well, I guess I can.
Is she high?
292
00:11:04,590 --> 00:11:05,940
You tell me.
293
00:11:05,990 --> 00:11:07,940
Shannon, you need
to open the door
294
00:11:07,990 --> 00:11:10,290
before the FBI gets here!
295
00:11:10,340 --> 00:11:12,210
There's no FBI!
296
00:11:12,250 --> 00:11:13,950
Don't you hear the helicopters?
297
00:11:13,990 --> 00:11:16,820
That's the ceiling fan!
298
00:11:20,740 --> 00:11:23,090
Drop that can!
299
00:11:23,130 --> 00:11:24,830
I'm gonna have to call you back.
300
00:11:27,700 --> 00:11:30,790
I don't know who I'm talking to.
Who's there?
301
00:11:30,840 --> 00:11:33,010
It's me, Marjorie.
302
00:11:34,490 --> 00:11:36,540
Great news.
Jill's getting married!
303
00:11:36,580 --> 00:11:38,500
Oh, that's wonderful!
304
00:11:38,540 --> 00:11:40,500
Oh, Bonnie, guess what?
305
00:11:40,540 --> 00:11:41,760
Jill's getting married.
306
00:11:41,800 --> 00:11:43,070
How'd you know?
307
00:11:43,110 --> 00:11:45,160
Good night, Marjorie.
308
00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:05,350
Mm, mm. Mm, mm, mm.
309
00:12:05,390 --> 00:12:07,390
What?
310
00:12:07,440 --> 00:12:09,400
The water in the tank--
it's filthy.
311
00:12:09,440 --> 00:12:12,140
You sure you trust this guy
with your lungs?
312
00:12:12,180 --> 00:12:14,140
Please sit down.
313
00:12:20,970 --> 00:12:23,980
Calling the aquarium police?
314
00:12:24,020 --> 00:12:27,110
The newcomer I was
telling you about.
315
00:12:27,150 --> 00:12:29,110
Uh, straight
to voicemail.
316
00:12:29,160 --> 00:12:32,160
Shannon, it's Bonnie.
I hope you're okay.
317
00:12:32,200 --> 00:12:34,160
Uh, I'm going
to the 8:00 meeting
318
00:12:34,200 --> 00:12:37,990
at the Community Center tonight
if you want to meet me there.
319
00:12:38,030 --> 00:12:41,430
Okay, well, talk soon.
Hmm.
320
00:12:41,470 --> 00:12:43,430
Look at you.
321
00:12:43,470 --> 00:12:46,780
You're taking care of me, you're
taking care of this Shannon,
322
00:12:46,830 --> 00:12:48,780
you're even
taking care of the fish.
323
00:12:48,830 --> 00:12:52,530
Well, the poor things look like
they're swimming in apple juice.
324
00:12:53,530 --> 00:12:56,310
You're not the same woman
I met five years ago.
325
00:12:58,400 --> 00:12:59,970
The doctor will see you now.
326
00:13:01,010 --> 00:13:03,450
You need to clean the tank.
327
00:13:03,490 --> 00:13:05,540
Look at us on
the same team.
328
00:13:07,760 --> 00:13:11,980
I got to tell you, I did
not care for your doctor.
329
00:13:12,020 --> 00:13:14,720
I think he could sense that.Mm.
330
00:13:14,770 --> 00:13:16,070
12 years of school
doesn't make you
331
00:13:16,120 --> 00:13:17,810
the smartest
guy in the room.
332
00:13:17,860 --> 00:13:20,860
I sure hope he was
the smartest guy in the room.
333
00:13:20,900 --> 00:13:23,040
Well, despite his reluctance
334
00:13:23,080 --> 00:13:25,080
to give my opinion
the same weight as his own,
335
00:13:25,120 --> 00:13:26,730
I am optimistic.
336
00:13:26,780 --> 00:13:30,650
Really?
I'm a little numb.
337
00:13:30,700 --> 00:13:32,870
Understandable.
338
00:13:32,920 --> 00:13:36,400
The good news is we caught it
early, it's very treatable,
339
00:13:36,440 --> 00:13:38,960
and we have steps to take,
and we will take them.
340
00:13:39,010 --> 00:13:41,750
You keep saying "we."
341
00:13:41,790 --> 00:13:45,010
Yeah, 'cause we are
in this together.
342
00:13:46,890 --> 00:13:49,890
You, me
and Dr. Arrogant von Smug.
343
00:13:49,930 --> 00:13:53,410
It's real simple. We just
do the next right action.
344
00:13:54,370 --> 00:13:56,330
You're amazingly calm
through all this.
345
00:13:56,370 --> 00:13:58,030
I'm good in a crisis.
346
00:13:58,070 --> 00:14:00,330
Always was, even when
I was the crisis.
347
00:14:03,860 --> 00:14:05,770
Uh, I'm glad
you were there today.
348
00:14:05,820 --> 00:14:07,860
Me too.
349
00:14:10,080 --> 00:14:12,130
Hey, should we stop
and get Jill and Andy a gift?
350
00:14:12,170 --> 00:14:14,130
Hell, no. You
can't tell someone
351
00:14:14,170 --> 00:14:16,350
you're getting married tomorrow
and expect an insta-pot.
352
00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:20,480
Are you kidding me? Ugh!
353
00:14:20,530 --> 00:14:22,360
Bonnie...
354
00:14:22,400 --> 00:14:24,840
The light just turned green,
and you're leaning on the horn?
355
00:14:24,880 --> 00:14:26,840
Bonnie, come on.
Just go, just go.
356
00:14:26,880 --> 00:14:28,840
Okay, that's it.
357
00:14:28,880 --> 00:14:30,190
What are you doing?
358
00:14:30,230 --> 00:14:31,360
What...?I keep a Louisville Slugger
359
00:14:31,410 --> 00:14:32,370
in the trunk.
360
00:14:32,410 --> 00:14:33,540
Bonnie, no! Please.
361
00:14:33,580 --> 00:14:34,760
Let's just go
to the wedding.
362
00:14:37,850 --> 00:14:40,550
It's your lucky
day, Grandma!
363
00:14:48,120 --> 00:14:51,340
So, next Tuesday's the biopsy,
and we will take it from there.
364
00:14:55,610 --> 00:14:57,260
What a lovely courthouse.
365
00:14:57,300 --> 00:15:00,870
Not if you're wearing
an orange jumpsuit.
366
00:15:00,920 --> 00:15:02,130
Are you nervous?
367
00:15:02,180 --> 00:15:03,740
Are you kidding me?
368
00:15:03,790 --> 00:15:05,660
You're way out of my
league, I knocked you up.
369
00:15:05,700 --> 00:15:07,750
I'm taking a victory lap.
370
00:15:07,790 --> 00:15:10,400
Oh, sorry, sorry. Oh.
371
00:15:10,450 --> 00:15:12,490
Oh. Hey, it's okay.
372
00:15:12,540 --> 00:15:14,230
Mmm.Mmm. We still got time.
373
00:15:14,280 --> 00:15:15,890
I am so happy for you.
374
00:15:15,930 --> 00:15:17,930
Thank you.Congratulations.
375
00:15:17,980 --> 00:15:19,850
Oh, thanks, and-and sorry
for the late notice.
376
00:15:19,890 --> 00:15:21,330
Oh, no, no,
the timing was perfect.
377
00:15:21,370 --> 00:15:22,940
I needed a wedding today.
378
00:15:23,940 --> 00:15:25,240
How'd it go?
379
00:15:25,290 --> 00:15:26,900
Good. We'll talk later.
380
00:15:26,940 --> 00:15:29,380
I couldn't find a place to park.
381
00:15:29,420 --> 00:15:31,990
It's okay. They haven't
called our name yet.
382
00:15:32,030 --> 00:15:35,300
On my way in,
I saw that newcomer.Shannon?
383
00:15:35,340 --> 00:15:37,080
Yeah. She and another
woman were trying
384
00:15:37,130 --> 00:15:39,260
to kick out the back
window of a cop car.
385
00:15:39,300 --> 00:15:41,390
Oh, no.
386
00:15:41,430 --> 00:15:43,130
May I speak with the bride
for a moment?
387
00:15:44,790 --> 00:15:46,660
Hey, how you doing,
Your Honor?
388
00:15:46,700 --> 00:15:48,090
Do we know each other?
389
00:15:48,140 --> 00:15:50,100
Tammy Diffendorf.
I robbed a steakhouse.
390
00:15:50,140 --> 00:15:52,620
You gave me four to six years.
I did seven.
391
00:15:52,660 --> 00:15:54,530
Okay.Mm.
392
00:15:54,580 --> 00:15:58,410
I'm sober now. I got a business,
got a truck, got a boyfriend.
393
00:15:58,450 --> 00:16:00,890
It's fairly new,
but I feel good about it.
394
00:16:00,930 --> 00:16:02,540
All right. Nice to see you.
395
00:16:02,590 --> 00:16:03,940
Yeah, back atcha!
396
00:16:03,980 --> 00:16:06,240
That was awesome!
397
00:16:06,290 --> 00:16:08,940
Okay. Um, Andy, honey,
398
00:16:08,980 --> 00:16:11,030
could you do us a
teeny-weenie little favor?
399
00:16:11,070 --> 00:16:14,250
Uh...Dude, from this day forward,
the answer is "yes."
400
00:16:16,470 --> 00:16:17,950
...to share...
401
00:16:17,990 --> 00:16:20,340
Are you gonna take
Andy's last name?
402
00:16:20,390 --> 00:16:21,820
I don't know.
403
00:16:21,870 --> 00:16:23,220
It's Pepper.
404
00:16:23,260 --> 00:16:26,910
It is? You're marrying
Sergeant Pepper?
405
00:16:28,790 --> 00:16:31,660
Oh, get this.
His brother is a doctor.
406
00:16:33,880 --> 00:16:35,450
Oh, look.
The flower girls are here.
407
00:16:37,490 --> 00:16:38,840
What are you doing?!
408
00:16:38,880 --> 00:16:40,450
I didn't mean
bring 'em to the wedding.
409
00:16:40,490 --> 00:16:42,320
They were released
into my custody.
410
00:16:42,370 --> 00:16:44,240
What was I supposed to do--
take them out for ice cream?
411
00:16:44,280 --> 00:16:46,460
You never took me
out for ice cream.
412
00:16:46,500 --> 00:16:49,760
That's 'cause ice cream
is for good girls.
413
00:16:49,810 --> 00:16:52,070
Oh, okay, hey, hey,
knock it off,
414
00:16:52,110 --> 00:16:54,460
or I'll lock you back up
with the hookers.
415
00:16:56,070 --> 00:16:58,560
Uh, Jill Kendall
and Andrew Pepper?
416
00:16:58,600 --> 00:16:59,990
Oh. Here!
417
00:17:00,040 --> 00:17:02,430
Do not ruin my special day.
418
00:17:05,300 --> 00:17:07,130
Thank you for
helping them.
419
00:17:07,170 --> 00:17:09,350
Yeah. The old one bit me.
420
00:17:10,650 --> 00:17:12,610
Are you ready?
421
00:17:12,660 --> 00:17:14,830
Are you kidding?
Look at me.
422
00:17:16,140 --> 00:17:18,790
We are gathered here
in the presence of witnesses
423
00:17:18,840 --> 00:17:21,100
for the purpose
of uniting in matrimony
424
00:17:21,140 --> 00:17:23,750
Jill Kendall
and Andrew Pepper.
425
00:17:23,800 --> 00:17:26,150
The contract of marriage
is most solemn,
426
00:17:26,190 --> 00:17:28,150
and it's not to be
undertaken lightly.
427
00:17:28,190 --> 00:17:30,150
Your life? What
about my life?
428
00:17:30,200 --> 00:17:31,980
You never...
429
00:17:32,020 --> 00:17:33,720
You never let me.
430
00:17:35,720 --> 00:17:37,990
Just keep going.
431
00:17:38,030 --> 00:17:40,210
By entering
into this marriage,
432
00:17:40,250 --> 00:17:42,860
you are pledging yourselves
to a lifetime in which...
433
00:17:42,900 --> 00:17:44,600
Should we call the police?
434
00:17:44,640 --> 00:17:46,650
I amthe police.Yeah, you are.
435
00:17:46,690 --> 00:17:50,040
...each will enrich
the life of the other.
436
00:17:50,090 --> 00:17:52,300
Should we put
a stop to this?
437
00:17:52,350 --> 00:17:55,660
Oh, look at her. She's pregnant,
she's happy. Leave it alone.
438
00:18:02,840 --> 00:18:04,750
Anyway, that's where we're at.
439
00:18:04,800 --> 00:18:06,710
And you've been sitting
on this all day?
440
00:18:06,750 --> 00:18:08,710
Well, I didn't want
to ruin her wedding.
441
00:18:08,760 --> 00:18:10,450
It's not something borrowed,
something blue,
442
00:18:10,500 --> 00:18:12,190
something cancerous.
443
00:18:12,240 --> 00:18:13,720
Don't worry.
444
00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:16,590
Adam's in good hands.
He'll get through this.
445
00:18:16,630 --> 00:18:18,070
So will you.
446
00:18:18,110 --> 00:18:19,330
We'll be there every
step of the way.
447
00:18:19,380 --> 00:18:20,940
Damn straight.
448
00:18:26,560 --> 00:18:28,600
Mmm.What are we hugging about?
449
00:18:30,260 --> 00:18:33,560
Your wedding and how happy
we are for you and nothing else.
450
00:18:33,610 --> 00:18:36,350
I had a feeling.
451
00:18:36,390 --> 00:18:38,310
Aren't you supposed
to be on your honeymoon?
452
00:18:38,350 --> 00:18:40,000
Oh, already had it.
453
00:18:40,050 --> 00:18:42,790
Microwaved some burritos,
had great pregnant sex,
454
00:18:42,830 --> 00:18:44,490
he fell asleep,
and I needed a meeting,
455
00:18:44,530 --> 00:18:46,710
'cause, holy crap,
I'm Mrs. Pepper.
456
00:18:46,750 --> 00:18:50,930
Guys, I'm not done hugging.
457
00:18:55,930 --> 00:18:58,890
Hi. I'm Bonnie.
I'm an alcoholic.
458
00:18:58,940 --> 00:19:00,720
Hi, Bonnie.
459
00:19:05,680 --> 00:19:07,730
This has been quite a day.
460
00:19:09,120 --> 00:19:11,470
I think I've had every feeling
a person can have.
461
00:19:11,510 --> 00:19:15,390
Some of them great,
some of them...
462
00:19:15,430 --> 00:19:17,740
just awful.
463
00:19:17,780 --> 00:19:21,650
And never once thought
about drinking or using.
464
00:19:21,700 --> 00:19:24,050
But that's not the miracle.
465
00:19:24,090 --> 00:19:26,220
The miracle is
466
00:19:26,270 --> 00:19:28,400
I never thought about myself.
467
00:19:28,440 --> 00:19:32,190
I was thinking about
the people I love
468
00:19:32,230 --> 00:19:35,320
and how I can help them.
469
00:19:36,370 --> 00:19:38,450
And also some fish.
470
00:19:39,410 --> 00:19:41,370
Which is...
471
00:19:41,410 --> 00:19:43,460
ironic, 'cause
I had sushi for lunch.
472
00:19:43,500 --> 00:19:45,330
I didn't care.
It was...
473
00:19:48,990 --> 00:19:52,340
When I walked in that door
eight years ago,
474
00:19:52,380 --> 00:19:54,950
I was so filled with fear
475
00:19:54,990 --> 00:19:57,340
and self-loathing, shame.
476
00:19:59,130 --> 00:20:02,040
But now, I kind of like me.
477
00:20:04,040 --> 00:20:06,050
I kind of love me.
478
00:20:08,270 --> 00:20:12,010
I love my husband,
I love my daughter,
479
00:20:12,050 --> 00:20:15,100
my friends,
480
00:20:15,140 --> 00:20:17,450
my grandkids.
481
00:20:17,490 --> 00:20:20,580
I even love those two
crazy bitches in the back row.
482
00:20:21,850 --> 00:20:23,280
I think that's us.
483
00:20:23,330 --> 00:20:25,500
It is.
484
00:20:25,540 --> 00:20:29,420
I've always heard
people in meetings say
485
00:20:29,460 --> 00:20:32,200
how they're grateful alcoholics,
486
00:20:32,250 --> 00:20:34,290
and I never understood it.
487
00:20:34,340 --> 00:20:36,340
It actually
kind of pissed me off.
488
00:20:36,380 --> 00:20:38,510
But now I get it.
489
00:20:40,470 --> 00:20:44,430
My name is Bonnie
and I'm a grateful alcoholic.
490
00:20:45,870 --> 00:20:49,220
And if that pisses you off,
just keep coming back.
491
00:20:50,180 --> 00:20:52,400
Thank you.
492
00:20:58,400 --> 00:21:00,490
Would you guys
join us for coffee?
493
00:21:00,540 --> 00:21:03,450
Just say yes.Yes.
494
00:21:04,540 --> 00:21:07,190
Who else would like to share?
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