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Okay, everyone,
I have exciting news!
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Oh, no, not you guys.
Just us.
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Ooh, my bad for standing up.
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Is this exciting news
about me
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or can I eat my burger
while you tell it?
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It's Marjorie's news.
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Burger it is.
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Tell it.
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Well, I found out today
that I'm being honored
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with a Napa Valley
Community Hero Award.
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Did all the firemen
leave town?
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What Bonnie means is,
congratulations.
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Well done.
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Is there a gala?
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There is.
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It's two weeks from Friday,
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and you can bring a date.
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I've invited my son.
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Jerry's coming?
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- Mm-hmm.
- Jerry?
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Has that always been
his name?
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Yes.
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Huh.
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You might want
to rethink that.
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Well, I will be there
and so will Andy.
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We get it.
You're back together.
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Geez, it's only been
a couple months.
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I couldn't have said Andy and I
are back together that much.
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You did it again.Sorry.
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I'm just happy
Andy and I are back together.
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Back together, back together,
back together.
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Who nominated you?
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I have no idea.
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It wasn't me.
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That's interesting.
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No one else jumped in
to deny it.
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It wasn't me.
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Mm-hmm. Okay.
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If anything,
I think you get more credit
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- than you deserve.
- Mm.
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Well, I've also been asked
to select someone
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to present me with the award,
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and it seems only fitting
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that the person who
"didn't nominate me" do that.
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It wasn't me.
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- Wait a minute, onstage?
- Yes.
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- Do I give a speech?
- Yeah.
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Is there a time limit?
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- I'll ask.
- Don't bother. I'll ignore it anyway.
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Hey. Everyone,
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I have been asked to give
a speech two weeks from Friday.
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None of you are invited,
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but I'm sure,
much like my rant at the DMV,
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it'll find its way
onto the Internet.
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But, seriously,
it wasn't me.
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*MOM*
Season 08 Episode 17
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Episode Title: "Precious Cargo"
Aired on: May 06, 2021
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Ouch.
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Oh, hey, babe. How was work?
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Good. Didn't think
you'd still be up.
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Have you ever watched
these Dean Martin roasts?
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N-Not at 3:00 in the morning
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- or in the last 40 years.
- Well...
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I need joke ideas
for my speech about Marjorie.
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And the beauty is no one can
sue me 'cause they're all dead.
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Wait, I thought you were
just supposed to introduce her.
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Yeah, that's the mistake
anyone else would make.
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Marjorie is going to give
the most boring speech ever,
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and if I don't
goose things up,
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everyone's gonna be facedown
in their crème brûlée.
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Ooh, that's good.
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I don't know, Bonnie.
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She's gonna love it.
No one has a better sense of humor
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about themselves
than Marjorie.
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Why else
would she dress like that?
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Oh, my God!
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This introduction
is writing itself.
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Listen to this.
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"Marjorie's so old,
this award better come
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with a case of Ensure."
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Wow.
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- Right?
- And... Oh.
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"Marjorie is so boring,
her favorite ice cream flavor
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is Al Gore."
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Geez, will there be
any kids with diseases there
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- that you can pick on?
- I'm not sure.
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Fingers crossed.
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But ten bucks they tap me
to host the next one.
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Okay, but I want to go on record
that I think this is a bad idea.
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Yeah, well,
your face makes onions cry.
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Yeah. That's Don Rickles
zetzing you from the grave.
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Check it out, Napa!
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In your face!
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She does this every
time she's in a limo.
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Never bring her
to a funeral.
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Hope she doesn't take
another bird to the face again.
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Adam, have another drink.
It's free.
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I'm still working
on my first one.
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Amateur.
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- Hey.
- Ooh! Hey.
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- Ooh, this is fancy.
- Hey.
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- You look beautiful!
- Thank you.
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..this is fancy.
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Wow, I've never been
in a limo before.
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Oh! I want to stick my head
out the skylight
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like they do in the movies.
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Absolutely.
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Amateur.
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Mm.
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I thought you said
your son was coming.
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He's meeting me there.
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Where's Andy?
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Ugh, we've already heard
this story.
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He had to work.
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So sorry you had to suffer
through that twice.
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Would you folks
like some music?
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Oh, no, thank you.
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Okay. Let me know
if you need anything.
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Whoa. He's really cute.
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Is it too late to add
him as a plus-one?
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He's already
wearing black tie.
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Clayton, we'd like
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to drive with
the divider down, please.
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You're welcome.
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So how do you park
this bad boy?
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Very carefully.
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Very carefully.
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Yeah, I'm gonna jump out
to make room for Wendy.
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- No, there's plenty of room back...
- Bah, bah, bah, bah,
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bah, bah, bah,
bah, bah, bah.
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- Hi!
- Ooh... Ooh!
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Wow. That's a... great dress.
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I mean,
you look very intelligent.
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What-what am I allowed
to say?
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I-I'll take
that second drink.
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It's my first time
wearing a strapless.
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Good for you.
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I've always wanted
to wear one of those,
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but I'm too afraid
it'll fall down
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and I'll end up
exposing myself, you know?
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Not on purpose,
like I used to.
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I never thoughtof that.
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And now you won't
be able to stop.
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Okay if I join you
in the cockpit?
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Sure.
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So, you got a date
for this thing?
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I do not.
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Do you have a date for...
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life stuff?
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I do not.
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Oh, this is good stuff.
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I feel sorry for whoever
has to follow me.
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It's Marjorie.
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Oh, right.
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Well, good luck, Marj.
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This food is
off-the-charts delicious.
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Well, don't fill up,
'cause there's still dinner.
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There's dinner?
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I feel like
I'm on Dynasty.
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Just hope it's better
than the mini quiche,
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which is not agreeing
with me.
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I'm gonna go bring
some food out to Clayton.
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He's probably really sexy...
I mean, hungry.
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Shut up.
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Hey, stop messing with it.
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You're gonna stretch it out.
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Okay, but if I have
a nip slip, let me know.
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I'm on it.
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I'm not on it.
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I'm just eye level.
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So it'd be easy for me
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to be on it, but I'm not on it.
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Still no word from your son,
whose name is...
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Lorenzo?
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It's Jerry.
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And no.
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I guess he's not coming.
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Of course he is.
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He's probably
just running late.
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No.
He's punishing me.
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For what?
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For all the things
I missed in his life.
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Hey, maybe he got
in a terrible car accident
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and maybe that's why
he can't be here,
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because he's trapped.
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Alive and fine
but trapped.
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Why am I worried
about your speech?
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Clearly, you can read a room.
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How you holding
up, hero?
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You nervous?
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I'm fine.
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I loved the kindergarten choir.
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Ugh. Whoever made them sing "Man
in the Mirror" is going to hell.
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Where have you been?
You missed the salad.
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I was flirting with a man
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for the first time in a year.
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Screw the salad.
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It had
strawberry dressing.
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Damn it, these people
really know what they're doing.
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Jill, honey, are you okay?
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I'm fine.
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If you don't feel well,
you can go home.
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Oh, this is your special night.
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I'm gonna suffer through it.
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Did you get the steak
or the fish?
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I got the steak, 'cause it
has that gorgonzola sauce.
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I really hope they
don't overcook it.
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I want to see
blood on the plate.
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Super proud of you, Marjorie.
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I'll be in the bathroom.
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- I'm gonna go make sure she's okay.
- No, no, no,
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you're being honored.
I'll go.
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If she got the steak,
save it for Clayton.
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Shut up.
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How you doing, Jill?
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I'm on the bathroom floor
in a $3,000 dress,
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so not good.
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Well, maybe you should go home.
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I can't miss
Marjorie's night.
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She'll understand.
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And I don't want to puke
in Clayton's limo.
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We appreciate that.
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Oh. I'm already saying "we."
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Do you think it's too soon?
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You can get married
at my house
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if you just get me a toothbrush
and some Pepto Bismol.
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I'm not really
a marriage person.
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I could see living with him
though.
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Get a dog,
some matching pajamas...
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- Ugh, just go.
- Oh. Sorry.
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I will say, he's taller than me,
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so if we did get married,
I could wear heels!
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- Tammy!
- Yeah, I'm going, I'm going.
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Oh, my. I
am so deeply moved...
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A little full of
herself for a nun.
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But did you hear
how the priest introduced her?
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Serious, emotional,
not a lot of jokes.
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Yeah, and like church,
everybody's drinking wine
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- and praying for it to be over.
- Thank you so much.
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Beautiful words, Sister.
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Who knew so much love could come
from such a tiny package?
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Wendy! Wendy!
Nip slip. Full boob.
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You're naked. Oh, God!
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I'm gonna check on her.
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You-you can't leave.
Your award is up any minute.
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I'll be right back.
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But-but you're gonna
miss my moment.
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- Her moment.
- Um, your moment!
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Scuse me,
it's my moment.
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Why didn't you use
boob tape?
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There's boob tape?
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Okay, I got you Pepto,
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ginger ale, a toothbrush.
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Oops, that's
Clayton's number.
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That's for me.
256
00:10:05,920 --> 00:10:08,485
And just for funsies,
one of these.
257
00:10:09,360 --> 00:10:10,688
A pregnancy test?
258
00:10:10,772 --> 00:10:11,842
There's no way.
259
00:10:11,926 --> 00:10:13,365
Have you slept with Andy?
260
00:10:13,449 --> 00:10:14,662
Nonstop.
261
00:10:14,746 --> 00:10:16,830
Then there's a way.
262
00:10:22,284 --> 00:10:23,932
How you doing, honey?
263
00:10:24,016 --> 00:10:26,202
I don't think
anybody saw.
264
00:10:26,501 --> 00:10:29,241
One of the kindergarteners
spit out his lollipop.
265
00:10:30,858 --> 00:10:32,616
He'll repress it.
266
00:10:34,687 --> 00:10:35,910
And now,
267
00:10:35,994 --> 00:10:37,999
to introduce
our next recipient,
268
00:10:38,083 --> 00:10:39,217
please welcome
269
00:10:39,301 --> 00:10:40,717
Bonnie Plunkett.
270
00:10:42,783 --> 00:10:44,658
What do I do?
She's not here.
271
00:10:44,742 --> 00:10:46,132
W-Walk slowly.
272
00:10:54,403 --> 00:10:55,791
Mm.
273
00:10:56,495 --> 00:10:58,755
Mmm.
274
00:11:02,224 --> 00:11:04,308
Bring it in, Sister.
275
00:11:04,805 --> 00:11:05,847
Oh.
276
00:11:07,373 --> 00:11:10,109
Just gonna grab one
of those. Mm.
277
00:11:12,160 --> 00:11:14,290
Jill, how are
you doing, honey?
278
00:11:14,549 --> 00:11:16,603
Tammy thinks
I might be pregnant.
279
00:11:16,687 --> 00:11:17,952
It was actually Clayton's idea.
280
00:11:18,036 --> 00:11:19,388
He has three sisters.
281
00:11:19,472 --> 00:11:21,502
I hope they like me.
282
00:11:23,400 --> 00:11:25,699
I mean, what
if I'm not?
283
00:11:25,783 --> 00:11:27,309
There's nothing I want more,
284
00:11:27,393 --> 00:11:28,658
and I can't take
that disappointment.
285
00:11:28,742 --> 00:11:30,051
But then what if I am?
286
00:11:30,135 --> 00:11:31,918
Andy and I
just got back together.
287
00:11:32,002 --> 00:11:33,363
What if he totally freaks out?
288
00:11:33,447 --> 00:11:35,019
Or what if he gets
totally excited about it
289
00:11:35,103 --> 00:11:36,057
and then something
bad happens?
290
00:11:36,141 --> 00:11:37,394
I mean, I've had
a miscarriage before.
291
00:11:37,478 --> 00:11:38,276
It could happen again.
292
00:11:38,360 --> 00:11:39,245
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
293
00:11:39,329 --> 00:11:40,694
Let's just stay in the present.
294
00:11:40,798 --> 00:11:43,535
Honey, I know you're scared,
295
00:11:43,619 --> 00:11:46,633
but whatever happens,
you're not gonna have to face it alone.
296
00:11:46,717 --> 00:11:48,353
We're all here.
297
00:11:49,927 --> 00:11:51,184
Thank you.
298
00:11:51,896 --> 00:11:53,640
But aren't you supposed
to be out there?
299
00:11:53,724 --> 00:11:54,815
Mm-mm.
300
00:11:54,899 --> 00:11:56,724
I'm supposed to be right here.
301
00:11:58,467 --> 00:11:59,945
Now go pee on that stick.
302
00:12:17,225 --> 00:12:18,534
Oh.
303
00:12:18,618 --> 00:12:20,275
Look at you.
304
00:12:20,359 --> 00:12:22,059
You're all heroes.
305
00:12:22,143 --> 00:12:24,567
Give yourself
a round of applause.
306
00:12:28,532 --> 00:12:30,225
And how 'bout
those centerpieces?
307
00:12:30,309 --> 00:12:31,808
Huh?
308
00:12:31,892 --> 00:12:33,549
Someone said
we could take them home.
309
00:12:33,633 --> 00:12:35,397
I don't know if that's true,
but if we time it right,
310
00:12:35,481 --> 00:12:37,303
they can't catch us all.
311
00:12:40,376 --> 00:12:42,670
Look, I-I spent a lot of time
312
00:12:42,754 --> 00:12:46,451
preparing, uh, this introduction
for my friend Marjorie,
313
00:12:46,535 --> 00:12:48,869
but she's not even here
because she's in the bathroom
314
00:12:48,953 --> 00:12:50,958
because our friends
are having a hard night.
315
00:12:51,042 --> 00:12:53,874
Which is exactly why
you're giving her this award,
316
00:12:53,958 --> 00:12:55,911
because that's who she is.
317
00:12:59,129 --> 00:13:01,043
That really is who she is.
318
00:13:03,604 --> 00:13:05,299
She's humble,
319
00:13:05,520 --> 00:13:06,691
generous,
320
00:13:06,775 --> 00:13:08,597
selfless.
321
00:13:10,074 --> 00:13:12,106
When I first met Marjorie...
322
00:13:13,586 --> 00:13:16,935
...I was at the lowest point
in my life.
323
00:13:17,512 --> 00:13:19,115
And if it wasn't for her,
I wouldn't...
324
00:13:19,199 --> 00:13:21,879
I wouldn't be here tonight.
325
00:13:21,981 --> 00:13:23,982
And I-I don't mean here.
I mean...
326
00:13:25,871 --> 00:13:27,332
...here.
327
00:13:30,824 --> 00:13:32,993
And what do I do?
328
00:13:33,426 --> 00:13:35,344
Oh, my God, I tease her.
329
00:13:35,887 --> 00:13:39,053
I-I roll my eyes
when she gives me advice.
330
00:13:39,137 --> 00:13:40,741
I-I...
331
00:13:41,145 --> 00:13:43,577
push her away constantly.
332
00:13:45,661 --> 00:13:49,301
I don't make it easy on her,
but she never gives up on me.
333
00:13:49,548 --> 00:13:52,066
She's like
the mother I never had.
334
00:13:55,846 --> 00:13:57,489
Hmm.
335
00:13:58,051 --> 00:14:00,131
Well, I had planned
336
00:14:00,215 --> 00:14:02,725
to... close with a joke
about her age,
337
00:14:02,809 --> 00:14:04,283
but...
338
00:14:06,258 --> 00:14:09,543
I don't want to
'cause I love her so much.
339
00:14:13,791 --> 00:14:16,637
I'm available to host next year.
340
00:14:23,177 --> 00:14:25,530
I just told 200 people
that I love you,
341
00:14:25,614 --> 00:14:28,577
and if you don't believe me,
ask the nun. They can't lie.
342
00:14:28,661 --> 00:14:30,535
Oh, honey.
343
00:14:30,619 --> 00:14:33,190
This moment
really isn't about me.
344
00:14:33,274 --> 00:14:35,323
It's not?
But when is it your turn? Mm-mm.
345
00:14:35,407 --> 00:14:36,450
15 seconds.
346
00:14:36,534 --> 00:14:39,187
Well, that's weirdly specific,
but okay.
347
00:14:39,512 --> 00:14:40,894
I just took a
pregnancy test.
348
00:14:40,978 --> 00:14:42,591
And life possibly changing
349
00:14:42,675 --> 00:14:44,979
in five, four, three...
Don't do that voice.
350
00:14:45,250 --> 00:14:46,811
Roger that.
351
00:14:47,810 --> 00:14:49,199
Are you ready?
352
00:14:49,812 --> 00:14:51,678
Let's do it together.
Okay.
353
00:15:00,171 --> 00:15:02,562
It's a pink line.
354
00:15:02,689 --> 00:15:04,145
What does that mean?
355
00:15:04,229 --> 00:15:05,701
I never operated one of these.
356
00:15:05,785 --> 00:15:07,442
Every brand is different.
Get the pamphlet.
357
00:15:07,526 --> 00:15:09,050
I spit my gum in it.
God.
358
00:15:09,134 --> 00:15:10,880
Why didn't you get the one that
says "pregnant/not pregnant"?
359
00:15:10,964 --> 00:15:12,751
I got the one
the pharmacist recommended.
360
00:15:12,835 --> 00:15:15,319
He was cute, too.
I'm having, like, a hot night.Okay.
361
00:15:15,403 --> 00:15:17,142
Okay, we got the box.
We got the box.
362
00:15:17,273 --> 00:15:19,627
Okay, I didn't bring my readers.
363
00:15:22,715 --> 00:15:24,154
I'm pregnant.
364
00:15:24,238 --> 00:15:26,072
Oh, God.
365
00:15:26,176 --> 00:15:28,920
Oh, Jill.
366
00:15:29,004 --> 00:15:32,831
Oh, my God.
367
00:15:32,986 --> 00:15:34,599
Oh!
368
00:15:34,683 --> 00:15:37,221
Yeah, doesn't look like
you're gonna get your moment.
369
00:15:39,129 --> 00:15:41,172
Thank you for joining us...
370
00:15:41,885 --> 00:15:42,912
No, you're right.
371
00:15:42,996 --> 00:15:45,371
It's all about the wide turn.
That's the trick.
372
00:15:45,455 --> 00:15:48,347
The rest is just pretending you
can't hear through the divider.
373
00:15:48,533 --> 00:15:49,919
But you canhear.
374
00:15:50,003 --> 00:15:51,921
Oh, you can hear.
375
00:15:52,005 --> 00:15:53,783
I knew it!
376
00:15:54,551 --> 00:15:56,121
That concludes
377
00:15:56,205 --> 00:15:58,668
the Napa Valley
Community Hero Awards.
378
00:15:58,752 --> 00:15:59,755
Wait! Drive safely, everybody.
379
00:15:59,839 --> 00:16:01,452
Wait. Wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait.
380
00:16:01,536 --> 00:16:03,541
What are you doing? Now is your moment.
Come on.
381
00:16:03,625 --> 00:16:05,205
Give me that.
382
00:16:05,333 --> 00:16:08,377
All right, here's the woman
I was telling you about.
383
00:16:08,500 --> 00:16:10,287
The one who saved my life.
384
00:16:10,371 --> 00:16:12,458
Okay, I wouldn't
go that far. Stop it already.
385
00:16:12,597 --> 00:16:15,690
Everyone, on your feet.
Wendy, slowly.
386
00:16:21,121 --> 00:16:23,190
Thank you, Bonnie.
387
00:16:23,354 --> 00:16:25,558
Oh, it feels
388
00:16:25,666 --> 00:16:29,817
weird to get an award for
just showing up for people
389
00:16:29,901 --> 00:16:31,961
the same way
others did for me.
390
00:16:32,045 --> 00:16:34,050
And...
391
00:16:34,134 --> 00:16:37,880
Oh, but I'm grateful
for the life that I have
392
00:16:37,964 --> 00:16:39,920
and those I get
to share it with.
393
00:16:42,705 --> 00:16:46,760
My friends and all the people
at my table.
394
00:16:48,424 --> 00:16:52,612
Jerry. Oh! Oh, I didn't think
you were coming.
395
00:16:52,923 --> 00:16:55,942
Sorry. I had a flat tire
and no cell service.
396
00:16:56,026 --> 00:16:57,198
Are you okay?
397
00:16:57,315 --> 00:16:58,578
Not right now
398
00:16:58,662 --> 00:17:00,067
'cause everyone's looking at me.
399
00:17:02,041 --> 00:17:03,950
I didn't think
you wanted to be here.
400
00:17:04,034 --> 00:17:06,846
Are you kidding? Of course
I want to be here, Mom.
401
00:17:07,010 --> 00:17:08,426
I nominated you.
402
00:17:08,677 --> 00:17:10,465
You... you did?
403
00:17:10,549 --> 00:17:12,610
Oh, boy.
404
00:17:12,694 --> 00:17:16,784
Oh, then this means
everything to me.
405
00:17:25,528 --> 00:17:27,323
Hello?
406
00:17:27,558 --> 00:17:28,861
Hey.
407
00:17:29,424 --> 00:17:30,802
Andy, what are you doing here?
408
00:17:30,886 --> 00:17:33,104
Bonnie texted me and said
you weren't feeling well.
409
00:17:33,198 --> 00:17:35,137
Well, thank you, Bonnie.
410
00:17:35,221 --> 00:17:36,852
No one else is in here, right?
411
00:17:36,936 --> 00:17:39,072
I don't want
to have to arrest myself.
412
00:17:39,156 --> 00:17:40,692
It's all clear.
413
00:17:40,776 --> 00:17:42,786
So, what's going on?
414
00:17:42,870 --> 00:17:44,729
Did you eat something
that didn't agree with you?
415
00:17:44,813 --> 00:17:46,035
You got a fever?
416
00:17:46,119 --> 00:17:47,863
Need to go to
the hospital?
417
00:17:47,947 --> 00:17:53,746
Um, maybe in, like,
seven or eight months.
418
00:17:53,830 --> 00:17:55,862
I don't follow.
419
00:17:57,623 --> 00:17:59,619
I'm pregnant.
420
00:18:00,745 --> 00:18:02,042
Oh.
421
00:18:03,135 --> 00:18:04,749
If you want to be a part
of it, that's great,
422
00:18:04,833 --> 00:18:06,410
but if you don't,
I totally understand.
423
00:18:06,494 --> 00:18:08,239
It's just that this is
something I've really wanted
424
00:18:08,323 --> 00:18:10,982
in my life, and...
I'm so happy. Oh!
425
00:18:11,066 --> 00:18:13,106
Really?
426
00:18:13,190 --> 00:18:17,284
Really. Hey, did I ever tell
you I was a 14-pound baby?
427
00:18:17,368 --> 00:18:19,241
Most of that was my head.
428
00:18:19,325 --> 00:18:23,062
Oh, I'm so happy.
429
00:18:28,292 --> 00:18:30,617
I thought you said everyone
was gonna grab one of these.
430
00:18:31,991 --> 00:18:34,249
You said, "Run!
We're all behind you."
431
00:18:35,647 --> 00:18:37,347
I say a lot of things.
432
00:18:37,431 --> 00:18:39,558
You'll get used to it, Lorenzo.
433
00:18:40,434 --> 00:18:42,265
How is it that I'm craving
something called a chalupa
434
00:18:42,349 --> 00:18:44,528
when I've never even had
something called a chalupa?
435
00:18:44,612 --> 00:18:46,269
'Cause it's my baby.
436
00:18:46,353 --> 00:18:48,837
I'm gonna teach you
everything I know
437
00:18:48,921 --> 00:18:52,112
about regional
Mexican cuisine.
438
00:18:53,815 --> 00:18:56,192
I am sorry
I made you miss Bonnie's speech.
439
00:18:56,276 --> 00:18:59,809
It was incredibly moving, and no
one was more surprised than me.
440
00:18:59,893 --> 00:19:02,598
Adam didn't think my original
speech was appropriate,
441
00:19:02,682 --> 00:19:05,065
but I know
you have a good sense of humor.
442
00:19:05,260 --> 00:19:08,457
Sounds like you had some
real zingers. Lay 'em on me.
443
00:19:09,448 --> 00:19:14,146
Marjorie's so old,
her prom date was Methuselah.
444
00:19:15,041 --> 00:19:19,086
Ah, I'm so old I'm the only one
who knows who Methuselah is.
445
00:19:20,908 --> 00:19:24,979
Oh. I'm gonna be a dad!
446
00:19:25,268 --> 00:19:28,181
Sorry. Everyone
in here already knows,
447
00:19:28,265 --> 00:19:29,355
and I had
to tell someone.
448
00:19:29,439 --> 00:19:31,270
Oh!
449
00:19:31,354 --> 00:19:33,229
Hey, Clayton,
take it easy up there.
450
00:19:33,313 --> 00:19:35,356
- Too wide?
- Uh, we'll get there.
451
00:19:35,604 --> 00:19:37,793
Oh.
452
00:19:37,916 --> 00:19:40,358
That was just to get
them back into place.
453
00:19:40,854 --> 00:19:42,580
Oh... right.
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