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she was online screwing a lot of men what yeah her name was jennifer

All these women. Church done paid off. Pray Jesus.

Hey.

Hey.

I gotta talk to you.

What's going on?

Well, the DA came by to see Larry today.

Why?

Well, she said that Carl called her.

What'd he say?

Well, she did say that, you know, Carl told her that he has information that

exonerate Kelly.

Alright, well, isn't that what he's supposed to say?

Yeah, but it's the thing. I need to know exactly what he said.

Alright, well, then call him.

That's the problem. He's not answering.

Damn it.

Yeah. You know what? I'll keep trying.

Wait, I'm confused. All right. So what's the problem if he's doing exactly what

he's supposed to do?

Here's the thing.

Larry's asking the right questions.

How? How's that? Well, he must know what this kid knows. And he wants me to talk

to him.

Look, man, you're not understanding, okay?

If this kid breaks, it could be very bad for Kelly.

Yeah, well, then we have to make sure he doesn't break.

Yeah, I know. We got to find him first.

All right.

Come on.

You know what?

I'm going to check the courthouse.

All right. You just make sure if you find him, you sit him down.

Smooth it out.

Yeah. No, I will. All right. I will. Just make sure you keep him calm.

Yeah, I know.

Anyway, listen, if you find him, let me know, please.

All right?

Yeah. Cool. Oh, you know what? Another thing. Yeah. I need to talk to you about

something else.

Yeah. No, it's not the right thing.

All right, now you got me curious, man.

What is it about?

You and Alex.

What do you mean?

Just what I said.

What about me and Alex, man?

Look, I don't know what you're talking about.

There's nothing going on with you two?

Nah.

You sure?

Yeah. Yeah. Why?

Nah. I'm just asking.

Well, all right.

Well, listen, you keep trying, Carl. I'm going to do the same, okay?

Mm -hmm. Okay. Cool.

Yes. Why are you asking me about me and Alex?

No, no, I just asked.

Did she, like, come in here and talk to you or something?

Come talk to me.

Yeah.

Yeah.

She didn't, like, come and file a complaint or anything, did she?

Well, oh, man, I knew it. I knew it, Tim.

Yo, no, man, listen, man, I swear to God, man, all right?

We had consensual sex, I promise. Yo, this girl is way off the rocker, man.

Look, man, you got to believe me, all right? Is she saying that I raped her?

I can't believe you. Why don't you just tell me what happened?

Look, man, she came over the house and she got drunk.

But then the next morning she woke up and said that I took advantage of her

then I drugged her.

Did you? Hell no.

So why would she say that?

Listen, man, that's the thing. We talked about it this morning and all of a

sudden she started to remember and she admitted that she came on to me. She

wanted me.

You got to believe me, man.

I do.

Am I going to get arrested?

Mm -mm.

She didn't come in.

What?

She didn't come in here.

Then why'd you say all of this then?

Well, you volunteered the information.

You know what? That slowed down, man. Hey, well, you do it every day, Mr. Roy.

Yeah, damn you.

But you said that you think she might press charges. I don't want to talk

it. Well, I think you should. I mean, you should talk to me.

You know?

I'm the only person that... I mean, I'm the only person that got you.

How so?

Because I saw you.

What? Yeah, I saw you having sex on the stairs in your house.

So you saw it? Mm -hmm. Okay. Yeah. Good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was walking

I saw you through the window. She was on top. She was fully engaged.

And, well...

I mean, she didn't look out of it to me.

Thank you.

Thank you, Lucia. Yeah, thank you.

But you also said she realized afterwards when she was drunk?

Yeah, man, she got drunk.

She left my house fine.

Uh -huh. She left the house fine.

Okay.

All right. Will you talk to her?

No. Oh, no, no, no, no.

Hey, Matt and Natalie are friends, right? She has to come talk to me.

Listen, I just don't want to have to fight you. Ian, Ian, Ian, please.

Relax.

Relax.

Okay?

All right, fine. Good. Now just go find Carl.

Right. Carl.

Yeah.

Who's your man?

This might not be the worst thing.

Yeah.

This way you can raise your kids, right?

She can't be serious.

What if she is?

There's no way that Alex is going to walk out on her kids.

Well, you didn't think she was this person either that she's become today.

Yeah, right.

I mean, this is abandonment.

You need to talk to a lawyer immediately.

You think?

I know you could get custody of your kid.

Well, if she keeps acting like this, I'm going to have to.

You should call Larry.

He's a weirdo, I know.

But he's a really good lawyer.

And doesn't he work with your boyfriend?

Oh, here we go. He's not my boyfriend, okay?

You sure?

Apparently he's Alex's boyfriend.

Yeah, right.

I'm sorry.

It's okay.

Okay, you know, I've got to go to work.

Yeah, I know.

I can call and have someone else show the house today if you want. Are you

Yeah. Okay.

And you're going to stay here with him?

Yeah, I mean, he's just a little baby.

I know, but he's not your baby.

I know that.

I'm not going to harm him.

No, no, that's not what I meant.

That's not what I meant.

So what are you saying?

It's just, it's been a lot. You know, the way he came into the world and we

didn't know who the father was and then you thought he was yours. It's just,

it's just a lot.

It's not enough to stop me from helping an innocent little baby.

I know.

So I love you. You're a good man.

I love you too.

I can stay.

I can.

Just go to work. Sell that house.

Sure.

Yeah.

Okay. I'll be back, okay?

Promise.

Love you.

Love you.

Oh, damn.

You really need a job. Oh, I got a job.

Chasing that whore is not a job, honey.

So you live there with Brad?

Yeah. How many times are you going to ask me that? Yeah. Yeah.

All right. I see you.

I see you, darling.

What?

That would be your mistress.

Did you see her stuff online?

Yeah. Yeah. I saw it. What did it make you feel?

It made me feel like I'm glad that I'm not with you.

Right.

Right. So you and Brad... Um, yeah, I've got a wedding to plan.

A wedding? Okay, so you're still on this whole engagement mess.

Oh, it's happening.

I promise you, you will never, ever walk down that aisle again.

Is that a threat?

I think you know that it is.

You don't scare me, Randall.

I think I do.

Do I look scared?

Okay, so we're assaulting each other now? Yes, assault me, please.

I got you.

No, not anymore.

Brad's got me now.

I know you better go somewhere, you old bootleg replacement, Allie. Don't hit

me. Come on.

No.

Something. I'll never hit you. Choke me. No, no, you better go somewhere, Marcy.

Come on, please. Get out of my face. So I can scream Brad's name like I do every

night when he's on top of me.

Yeah, okay.

Is that too much for you to handle?

You do know that I am way better at it than you are, right?

Sure, honey. Keep thinking about it.

Remember Miss Barron? Oh, no, actually, I am going to have a baby.

What? Yeah.

Remember? The one you thought was yours.

What are you talking about?

Wouldn't it be funny if Brad and I raised a baby together?

Okay.

Yeah, that crazy bitch left.

She told Brad he could have the kids and she didn't want to see him.

She left.

Is that right?

Mm -hmm.

Good. Yeah, you think that's funny. Oh, I think that's very funny.

See how crazy I made her ass? Oh, yeah, I see it.

That's exactly what I'm going to do to you, baby.

I don't flinch for a bitch, honey.

Yeah, okay.

Bye.

Bye.

I'll see you soon.

Oh, yeah.

Every day I'll be here taking care of the kids.

Wasn't expecting to see you.

I know.

Are you okay?

No.

And yes.

What's going on?

Well, um, I need to get some birth control pills.

Okay.

Okay. Oh, and that, um, the tubal ligation, right? The

eye and the...

Really? I want to schedule that. Really?

Mm -hmm.

So you're done with kids? Oh, yeah. Yeah.

With all of them. Done.

Excuse me?

I'm done with kids. Mm -hmm.

What does that mean?

It means exactly what I said.

What is that?

Okay, Alex, I don't know what you're talking about.

I don't know why, because I can't put it any more plain and simple.

Okay.

Try it again.

I left Brad, and I'm giving him custody.

Really? Yeah.

But what about the baby?

Oh, him too.

But if he... I know, I know. He's not the dad.

Well, I understand.

Whatever.

I don't care.

Are you okay, Alex?

Yeah.

Have you been drinking?

Yes. Have you been drinking?

Everything I can get my hands on at this point, yep.

Okay, wait.

Can we talk?

About birth control.

Yeah, but first you need to tell me why you need them.

I need it so that I can go and live my life.

Okay, Alex. Free in the moment, don't have to care about anything. Yeah, okay,

Alex. You know, like that, okay?

These will not protect you from HIV or other STDs. I'm gonna use condoms.

Okay, would you just please slow down?

Look.

I'm slowing down. Okay?

Slowing down. Okay, great.

Great. But just take a moment, all right?

Okay. All right.

Let's talk.

Okay?

i'm worried about you i'm fine oh my god look just give me what i need and i can

get out of here okay okay okay uh let me get you some of those samples perfect

um can you wait right here sure okay yeah perfect right here right back i'm

gonna be right here

Is everything okay?

Uh, yeah.

Okay, well, I have Alex here, and, um... I don't know what you mean.

Fine.

I didn't ask that.

Well, maybe you should.

That's all right.

What is it you want, Dr. Reston?

Okay, look, I'm sorry. I know this has been very difficult for the two of you.

But she's here, but she's a bit out of herself.

Huh. Huh.

That is who Alex is.

No, no, I don't think so.

Well, did Alex tell you that she's been online dating lots of different men?

No, I didn't know that.

Well, yeah, the Alex that you have in front of you right now is actually the

real Alex.

It's just that I have been dealing with a liar and an imposter for quite some

time now.

Okay, well, right now I'm very concerned about some of the things she's saying.

Listen, if you don't mind, I really don't want to deal with this right now.

Okay. Okay, I'm sorry.

Gotcha.

Thanks.

Hey, I'm going to get you those samples.

Perfect.

If the, uh, your little samples were right in here the whole time.

Why did you have to go out there?

There was something that I just needed to do. You needed to go and call Brad?

Well, I'm concerned.

Well, you shouldn't be. All right? It doesn't even matter. He doesn't care

anyway. Okay.

Here you go. Here you go. Thank you.

Woo!

Need some help?

Oh, yes.

Feel it.

Hey, Alex.

There's nothing to talk about, okay?

Can I call you?

You can try.

Sure. You really should rethink what you're talking about. You really should

me get up out of here, because I really need to go get laid.

Damn.

What happened to you?

Got into a fight with a bull.

Really?

Hmm.

Yeah. Getting roughed up.

Not the place I want to be.

You should go to the cowboy bar.

Where's that?

Highway 65.

Huh. I never heard of it.

You should check it out.

Maybe I'll go there right now.

Really? Mm -hmm.

Well, let me get patched up and I can bring you there.

Well, look, I really need to go and get a drink, and I gotta get into something

a little more comfortable.

You know what I mean? Yeah.

But how about you meet me there? Okay.

All right.

I'll see you later.

Damn, you're looking good in those jeans.

You're my kind of lady.

You're my kind of man.

What kind of man is that?

A man?

Hey, Ian.

Talk to me.

About what?

Did you find the kid?

Oh, no, not yet.

This kid is a public defender. He shouldn't be that hard to find.

I'm on it.

You know what? Never mind. I got it.

Larry, Larry. I got a DA calling me over here.

Okay, she's talking. Okay, Larry, listen, man.

What's going on?

Well, she's been hearing some things about the King case.

Really? Uh -huh.

Do you know anything about that?

Come on, man.

Come on, man. I mean, if I'm not mistaken, you were trying to help Mrs.

one point.

Yeah, that was before.

All right, my loyalty is here to the firm.

Well, I'm starting to question that.

You sure?

Of course I'm sure, man. What part don't you understand? Are you going soft on

me? And don't worry about me, okay?

No, you've been getting soft on some of these things.

Are you questioning my integrity?

Uh, you're a lawyer, man. You have no integrity.

Yeah, but I'm a man with integrity first.

That would do anything to win.

Not in this case.

I hope so.

Oh, come on, man. How many times do I got to tell you this? Because if you

you better hope to high heaven I don't find out.

What, you threatening me?

Yes.

Okay, Larry.

That's all for now.

Yeah, that's all for now.

You're funny.

Find him.

Hey there.

Hey. Can I tell you I'm divorced?

That's great.

I got divorced.

I'm going to need another drink.

All right. Well, what will it be?

Just another one of these.

You know what?

How about I'm going to get you my special. It's called the I Just Got

Okay.

Hey, while you're at it, why don't you do a shot with me?

I'm working, honey.

Oh, come on.

Well, I guess the boss won't mind too much.

That's the spirit.

All right, so you want it then?

Mm -hmm.

You know what? Make me two.

I'm going to ride up.

Here. Oh, that's good. You know what?

I'm going to give you this. You're going to put it on.

Put it on there.

It's my egg.

You know I have it. Well, all right. Then, hey, how about champagne then?

Okay. You know what?

Champagne for everybody.

Okay. Well, there's only.

About nine people in this bar, but hey.

And hey, champagne and a round of drinks for everybody.

All right, come right up.

Does that thing work? I want to ride that bull.

Well, you know how to ride?

Sure do.

You like riding?

Oh, I love riding.

Well, well, well.

Stop flirting with me. I am not flirting.

Yes. No, I'm not.

You are cute.

Well, thank you.

You know, I have a friend that I really

think you are going to like. Is that so?

Mm -hmm.

She is gorgeous.

Latin girl?

Uh -huh.

Her name is Esperanza.

Oh. Mm -hmm. I'm going to give her a call right now.

All right, well, you do that, all right? Yeah, because maybe we can ride that

boat together.

Bring her on down here.

Oh, I'm going to call her right now. But first, shots.

I got you, bitch.

Jennifer Pepper.

Here you go,

sweetie.

What are we cheersing to?

Divorce. Divorce. And new beginnings. Cheers.

Perfect timing.

Whore.

Hey. What the hell is wrong with you? You online screwing all these men, huh?

They swiped right.

Or left, or whatever it is. I don't remember.

Whatever. They swiped.

You drunk?

Yep. Look, we need to talk about something.

What the hell is wrong with you?

Have you ever thought about a fling? I really think you need to get a fling.

It's going to help you a lot.

Mm -hmm.

Drunk as hell.

No, listen.

A sling is going to help you.

What are you talking about?

I'm just trying to help. It's just so you won't be so curved anymore.

You're a little member.

It's like a little banana.

Really not that fun, to be totally honest.

You know what?

Seriously, I don't even understand how they go curved. Is that normal? Excuse

me. Are you curved?

Whatever you want me to be, sweetie.

Not curved.

Anyway, I'm sorry. Where was I?

You're really drunk as hell right now.

You really are.

Look, all seriousness, we really need to talk about something.

What's that? I never loved you.

Well, that's not what you said in that shed.

Oh, the shed.

Yeah, no, that was just for fun.

So that I could compare you to all the others.

Really?

The others?

Yeah.

How many others?

A lot.

Where are you right now?

I am at the cowboy bar.

This place is so fun.

Yeah.

Stay there.

You coming down?

Oh, you know I am.

Oh, good.

Bring your wallet.

All right.

Yeah, I'll do that.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Before you go, you know what? I just had a

brilliant idea.

You need to invent a curved condom.

A condom?

What's that?

Oh, my God, you would make so much money.

See you there, bitch.

Ugh.

Hey. Hey.

Hello.

Where are you right now?

Uh, I'm at work.

Oh my god, guess where I am.

I don't know, but it's very loud in there.

I'm at the cowboy bar.

What? Yes, I'm gonna ride the mechanical bull.

Are you drunk?

I'm gonna ride the bull.

Okay, where are you again?

I told you I'm at the cowboy bar.

Okay, but why are you there in the middle of the afternoon?

I'm about to ride this bull like nobody's business.

That's what I'm doing.

Hello?

Alex?

What's up?

That was Alex.

Is she okay?

No, she's at a bar.

At a bar?

Yeah, and she's drunk.

In the middle of the day?

It's a little strange for her, isn't it?

I need to call Natalie.

Okay. Oh, is Eddie out?

Yeah. Yeah, he's out. Damn it.

It's okay.

Hey, I'm here. Hi, my dad. I'm okay.

I'm okay.

Okay. Thank you.

Of course.

Hey. Hello.

Hey, girl. Hey, have you, um, talked to Alex?

No, not today. Why?

What'd she say?

She's drunk at a bar.

She's going through it, girl. What happened now?

She found the divorce papers last night.

Oh, of course. Well, that would explain it.

Yeah.

Yeah. I mean, it didn't sound good. It didn't sound good at all. Look, I think

I'm going to go over there and just check on her.

Okay. You know what? Look, why don't you come pick me up? I'll ride over there

with you.

All right. Yeah, I'll pick you up in like 15 minutes.

Okay. Okay. Bye.

So, I'm gonna... Get out of here? Yeah, I'll see you later. Okay.

Lucian!

Lucian!

Lucian! Hey, hey, hey. Steven, can you please get Lucian for me? What's going

on? Eddie took my Bible.

Honestly, I'm not supposed to have a Bible. No, no, you don't have a Bible.

you please just get Lucian for me?

I don't understand. Please!

Steven, please! I just need Lucian right now. Please! Okay, okay. I'm gonna go

get... Just relax.

Kelly needs to talk to you.

What's up?

She's yelling about Eddie stealing her Bible or something.

Bible?

What's so important about this Bible?

Hey.

Okay.

Hey, hey, hey, hey.

Listen.

Okay?

I'm gonna take care of it.

Honey, come down from there.

Hey, honey, come down from there. Come down. Okay. Yeah.

I know that, honey, but listen.

I know, I know. You listen. Listen.

He's going to give me a job.

What?

Yeah.

Okay. The bartender is going to give me a job. I'm going to be a waitress.

Okay, honey, but do you need a job?

Uh, yeah.

Now that I'm divorced.

I need to be free.

Okay, sweetheart, but you can't be too free.

Why not?

Because you got kids, honey. Remember them?

Oh, Brad can take care of that. What?

Okay,

so you're just going to give custody to Brad?

Yeah. Look, whatever.

You don't mean that. Okay, they're your kids.

No, I do.

Okay, come on. Let's get you home. Come on.

No, no.

My home is with him.

With who?

Him.

He lives right upstairs. Okay.

Wow.

Oh, look. Come on. I have spent my whole life doing stuff for what everybody

else wants. Now it is my turn. Enough. I think you should cut enough.

No, I have not had enough.

Come on. Come on. You have? No. Do you touch with me? Come on. No. Come on. You

want these? Come on. Look at yourself.

What?

You look happy for once. No, you look absolutely miserable.

Well, whatever. I feel happy.

Okay. Oh, come on, Alex. Let's take you home. No, I'm not going anywhere.

Let her stay.

What are we going to do, leave her here with this? Look at her. I mean, this

place, we can't do that.

Why not?

Because she has her own home, her kids, her family. We've got to get her out of

here. Well, I know that.

She's got to go back.

She's going there right now. This divorce, it's hard.

When she sobers up, she'll see what she's missing.

Oh, really? You think so?

No, I won't.

Yes, you will.

Alex.

Alex, you have three kids at home who love and need you.

They need a person.

Okay, he is a much better person and a much better parent than I ever could be.

Oh, okay. Do you know he never cheated on me?

No. I didn't know that. Yeah, well, he didn't. Not even once.

He is going to raise them right.

I don't deserve them.

So that's what this is about.

What? You feeling guilt? That's what you're doing this for?

No.

That's what it is.

Look.

Do you know how many men I've slept with?

No, we don't.

More than her.

What? Okay, you know what? You're drunk. Oh, Esperanza, come on.

Really? Listen,

we all know. I need a drink. We all know you like that vitamin D. You're drunk.

Let's get your stuff.

It's healthy for you. We know. That's what we're going to do now. Y 'all

just go.

I am not going back to that life.

Okay? I am going to stay here with this.

Tall, sexy cowboy behind the bar. Okay. And I am going to get a job, and I am

going to live here and be a waitress. Okay, let's go. You know what? We're

going. We're going. No.

When she thinks, when she opens up, she'll think about what she's doing, but

we're going.

All right. Okay. I give up.

All right.

Allie, you have our number if you want it.

Well, come on. I mean, you're here. I want to ride the bull at least one time.

Come on. No, no, no.

All right. Well, I do.

Let's go.

Johnny, fire this puppy up.

Wait, are you sure about leaving her here?

Lord. That just looks bad.

I mean, what if she hurt yourself?

Espinosa, we can't stay here forever.

I'm done. Come on. I'm going to work. I'll take you home. Okay.

All right. Well, suit yourself.

Oh, my.

Okay.

Woo!

See you later.

Yeehaw, bitches.

Yeehaw.

Hey.

Hey. Hey, did you find Carl?

Yeah. Yeah, I did. He was in court.

Okay, good.

I told him to meet us at the station.

Can you be there at three?

Okay. Three o 'clock.

You got it.

Okay, great.

All right. I'll see you then. Okay.

Eddie. Lulu.

What's up, man?

Put some damn clothes on.

I like hanging out in the winter.

Where?

Where's what?

Where's the Bible?

Oh, the Bible? Is that what you call a country band nowadays?

Damn it, Eddie.

Watch your mouth when you're asking for a Bible.

God's gonna get you.

I'm not playing with you. Where is it?

I have no idea what you're talking about, Lou, but it's great seeing you.

Oh, there he is. That's the old Lou I know.

That's him. Where is he?

Get up.

It's in my locker, Lou.

It's in my locker.

And get it.

Okay? Get it. Can I put the clothes on? Now. Get it.

You want the Bible?

I like songs, proverbs, those are my favorite. Where are the pictures?

What? Where are the pictures?

Pictures? Last time I saw them, they were way over there.

Where? I flushed them, Lou.

I thought you wanted to hear.

Huh? Did I do something wrong?

You need those for something?

Okay, Eddie.

Okay, I'm gonna shower up.

Can I speak to Sugar Britches over there?

I'm sorry?

Sweet tips?

There's no one here with that name.

Put Larry on the phone.

Who may I ask is calling?

Tell him it's Eddie.

Will he know what this is regarding?

Bitch, if he didn't know what it was regarding, why would I be calling your

office? Put that little lady on the phone.

One moment.

Damn. All this work to get patched through this little bitch.

What else is new, Cindy?

He said his name is Eddie.

That makes perfect sense.

Shall I put him through?

Yeah, go ahead.

Edward Willis.

Yes, sir.

The one and only.

What can I do for you, officer?

Listen, Larry.

You can get me $200 ,000 from the good reverend over there.

Keep talking.

Ask him information about some women.

I think you'll find it very interesting.

Okay.

You know, I don't think it's a good idea we have this conversation over the

phone.

Oh, you want to see me?

You know, that would make my day.

Well, I could stop by the office.

But you better have my money.

Well, you need to show me what you have first.

Okay.

Yeah, I'm on my way.

You know what?

Wear something with a low cut.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'll do that for you.

And tight, too, please.

You're a damn creep. You know that?

I never denied that.

See you soon, Prince Charming.

Freaky mother better have my money, though.

All right.

Hi, Chelsea.

This is Brad Montgomery.

I just wanted to say thanks for yesterday. Thanks for staying late.

Sorry about that. I was just wondering if there's any chance that you're free

this afternoon to look after the kids around about 3 o 'clock when they get

from school.

Give me a call.

Thanks. Bye.

Wow, you're sleeping good, buddy.

You have no idea all the craziness around you, dear.

Are you breathing?

No, no, no, breathe.

Breathe, breathe.

Breathe.

Breathe.

Oh, God.

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He's not breathing. Come on. Let's go. Come on.

Not a bad publicity for the church right here.

What's the price tag on something like that?

I feel like I'm like a damn caged animal in here. I hate him!

You can trust me.

Yeah? You need to start showing me something.

Bring your ass.

I'm not through with you yet.

Come on. Hey!

Put your hands on her again and I'll blow your brains out. Right here on this

floor.