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I don't know how you got picked up.

I didn't put a smile.

um

Where are you going, honey?

Oh, um, just going to the bathroom real quick.

calling me. What do you mean? Why am I calling you every morning?

Your dad is right next to me. You can't FaceTime me. We're going to get caught.

What?

Be quiet. I'm not that heavy of a blooper. He kept moving around.

He even woke up and asked me where I was going.

Well, what did you say?

The bathroom.

Oh, yeah. I guess that makes sense.

Yeah. Well, I just came in here to let you know. Stop calling me. No more

FaceTime. What?

You're my stepson.

Get that together in your head. So we're not gonna fuck?

No. What am I supposed to do with this thing?

Um... Um... Tell him to go to sleep?

Yeah, yo, go to sleep.

Yeah, he doesn't want to listen.

You're an idiot, I swear to God. I don't know, just roll it out? I don't know.

You roll it out.

No, no, no, no, no. I gotta go.

Yes,

I do.

Okay, give him a kiss goodnight.

No, no, no.

Give him a kiss goodnight. I promise you he'll go to sleep after.

Okay, I'm gonna kiss your dick. You're gonna go to sleep?

Uh, yeah.

Okay,

fine.

Goodnight.

That wasn't a kiss.

That's how you kiss your boogies.

Come on, look at it. Come on, look at it. Oh, my God.

Come on. Yours, too.

Okay.

Come on.

You want it.

Fuck.

Come on, hurry up. I just think you're taking a shit.

Really? Yeah, hurry up. So attractive.

Seriously, I... Come on. No, no, no. I'm trying to stop. Please.

Oh, my God.

I don't know why you're so wet.

Maybe.

You guys just sit there.

I don't know about her.

The tears are serious.

back in the room.

My dad's wedding ring is cutting me. I guess it's kind of karma.

How hard do I...

Yeah, because you're going to get us caught.

Next time, you need to wait until he's gone.

Oh, fuck no. I need to do that so bad.

Oh, fuck.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, they took you so good.

I can't live without this.

Oh, my God. Oh, God.

What is it looking at us?

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah. Put that finger up.

Hi.

Fucking snore, Dad.

Oh, yeah, baby. Oh, yeah, baby.

Oh, there you go.

Oh, yeah, I'm coming in.

Oh, yeah, baby.

Oh, yeah, baby.

Oh, yeah, baby.

Oh, yeah, baby.

Oh, I'm going to have a heart attack.

I've been out here for a long time.

He must be all the way past now.

It's so hard, baby.

It's so hard.

Help me just sleep with good dreams and what you're doing, baby.

Oh, yeah,

baby. It feels so good.

Oh, I'm so done.

I'm like, come on, ready? Yeah.

Where are you going to go?

Over my face.

Over my face?

Yeah. Are you going to lay in bed at that?

Yeah. Are you going to sleep through that?

Come keep my face.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah.

be able to get you not out before John wakes up.

Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.

Oh,

fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, thank you.

No,

we were supposed to put it to sleep, not wake it up.

Okay, so don't FaceTime me again or we're going to get caught.

Okay, I'll never FaceTime you again. Bye.

Bye.

I'm going to bed now.

Oh, yeah. Thanks.