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You're over here jerking off our swap sign.

I want to know what a dad dick looks like. Are they bigger?

I love my new family.

Uh, honey?

What?

What's the deal?

What the fuck is this?

I just thought we should have a healthy breakfast. We've been binging on snacks

and cookies ever since we started this swap.

April Fools!

I'll go get your real breakfast ready.

Come help me with the dishes.

Sure, sweetie.

Oh, my God.

She got it so good.

I know, right?

Question is, how are we going to get you back?

Got it.

So.

Swap dad comes home every day from work, right? He takes a shower.

Then, right afterward, he goes straight to the room and takes a nap with swap

mom.

I think they're fucking.

And so what?

So here's the idea.

You go in there while he's in the shower. Tell him swap mom said they're

to switch rooms, right?

You go lay in the bed.

He thinks.

You're a her.

So you

want me to pretend to be her?

Yeah.

I like it. And then, if he starts getting freaky on you, then you'd be

April Fools!

Yeah. I can totally do that. I like it.

Hey,

Bob says we're all switching rooms and you guys are going to have mine and

I'm going to have yours.

Okay, got it.

Take two, right.

I'm gonna move my stuff, okay?

Good day at work?

I had a bitch of a day.

Do you think you could give me a massage?

Please?

That was so good.

Hmm, it's kind of fucked up, but I do think he's really hot.

Maybe I could get some swap deck if I play my cards right.

Oh my god, this is so hot.

I know he's only my swap dad, but it still feels kind of weird.

I don't believe it.

He's gonna stick his dick in me.

Oh, fuck. There it is.

What the fuck?

Don't stop.

Please don't stop.

Amy.

You're my swan.

pussy. That was a horrible idea. I am your swap mom.

Sorry.

What's going on here?

I found Miss Pervert in my bed.

Sorry. Why are you two naked?

Did you guys fuck?

I didn't know it was her. I thought it was you.

She told me you wanted to swap rooms.

Hey, it was his idea.

Well, you made the joke earlier, you know, April Fools.

Just shut up.

You, come over here.

You're going to finish the job that he started.

I was just about to come.

Come over here.

No, I'm not going to do that.