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- [Announcer] Black and Sexy baby.
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- Yeah, man, it's just
been a really tough year.
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You know, like, everything with her mom,
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you know, a kid on the way.
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- Mhmm.
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- So, I just told her
she could stay with me
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until she get back on her feet.
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- So she's still living with you
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but y'all are divorced, or?
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- Technically, no (chuckles).
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- Oh, okay.
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- Just separated.
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- Ah
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I mean, that's nice. You know.
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- [Waiter] Hey, what can I get you guys?
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- Let's start off with
just a couple of waters.
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- Can I get the veggie lo mein,
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the veggie fried rice, the
side of shrimp, and egg rolls.
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- [Waiter] Side shrimp, eggs rolls.
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- Do you want egg rolls?
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- Uh, egg rolls, yeah, yeah that's cool
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- [Waiter] I'll bring it
for the table, it's cool.
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- Bring two egg rolls.
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- And yeah, everything just seem like
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it's piling up over here at once, man.
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- Ugh, I feel it.
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- Every time I turn
around it's just, like.
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- Something just like on your shoulders.
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- Yeah, just.
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- Are you gonna, are you gonna eat that?
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- Damn girl. I mean,
is you, like, pregnant
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or something?
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Like, I'm just saying like,
you ordering up all this food.
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- (laughs) You got jokes. You so funny.
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Yeah, no, I just like to eat.
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- Just so much man. It's
just like, you know,
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car transmission went out.
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- Yeah. I'm listening. I am.
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I'm going on YouTube,
trying to fix it myself,
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because I don't think I
can afford a mechanic.
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- Yes. YouTube is great.
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- Yeah. I think I'll use one
of the kid's diaper money
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to pay for this.
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- Oh, that's so sweet. You know what?
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Cloth diapers are the way to go.
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I had a great time.
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- Me too.
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- Thank you so much.
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- So I was thinking, how
about we go back to my spot
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and watch a movie?
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- You know what? I'm really gassy.
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- Wait, you're not trying to
go dutch, like, it's 2017,
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like men and women are trying to be equal.
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- No. I wouldn't do that. Next time.
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I got to go home and feed my dog. Mhmm.
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- Ah, what's your dog's name?
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- Little Choo-Choo.
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- Yellow. It's been great.
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- Yellow?
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- Like, um.
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- Shh, it's all right.
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- Hey, no, seriously.
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- Shh.
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- Why you whispering?
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- I don't no, but I'm going.
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- You just don't take
more food and leave me.
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- It's okay. It's all right.
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- Just a fork full of rice.
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- Shh. Pound it. Pound it.
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(whooshing noise sounds)
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(whooshing noise sounds)
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(door closes)
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- You need a ride don't you?
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(music begins)
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♪ Ah, hey, it's the end of
the weekend I ain't got paid ♪
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♪ Phone bills due and the rent's delayed ♪
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♪ Don't trip, we got a plan
at the end of the day ♪
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♪ That's how we're living
making broke look sexy ♪
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- Hail your arms up.
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Exhale, bring your palms down
to the center of your chest.
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Inhale up.
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Exhale, right arm down.
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Reach your left arm up and over.
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Inhale to center.
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Switch your arms.
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Exhale.
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Inhale to center, both arms lift.
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Bring them down to the
center of your chest.
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Windmill your arms open.
Step your left foot back.
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Open up to warrior two.
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Bend into your right knee.
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Stack your knee over your ankle.
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Press your palms down,
relax your shoulders.
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Rotate your right arm down.
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Left arm follows.
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- Wait, what?
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- [Freddie] Chill. We're
transitioning into downward dog.
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- [Thalissa] We?
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I feel like y'all are doing
so much right now. With this.
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- Don't say y'all.
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- Okay.
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- Because (indistinct) ain't
got shit to do with this.
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- Well, you know, there
are free yoga videos
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on YouTube, right?
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- Okay. No, not like this.
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I believe in supporting other black women
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in their nontraditional
careers, just like myself.
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- But is this actually supporting her?
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- Oh wait, she's coming.
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- Act normal.
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- Hi, Freddie.
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- Allie. Hey, how are you?
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Did you think about my offer?
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- I did Freddie, but
you already know my mom
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does my social media.
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- Okay. Just because she
sends out a WhatsApp broadcast
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to her little friends
every Sunday don't mean
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she's actually doing social media.
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- Mhmm. Okay.
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- You know?
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And besides I took this
picture like 20 minutes ago.
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It already has 90 likes, so.
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- Okay Freddie, it's
really nice and everything,
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but I need for you not to do this anymore.
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No more free classes.
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I don't want to see you
out here jacking my moves.
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- Jacking your moves? What?
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No, we out here to win it
for the Gram right y'all?
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- Yeah, for the Gram.
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- Cheese.
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- Okay. It sounds nice
everything Freddie, but no more.
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Okay? Seriously.
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- Okay.
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- I'll call you about all the other stuff.
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- Yeah. Call me.
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- Yeah, have a good day. Namaste ladies.
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- Namaste.
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- Namaste.
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- Namaste girl.
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- Namaste.
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- That was crazy awkward.
I didn't like that.
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- What? No. Allie is the homie, you know?
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- That's not the way to live.
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- She knows she wants to
hire me, but she just,
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she playin too much.
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- Oh. So this is how you
get all your clients,
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you like stalk them and
steal their classes?
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- What? I am not stalking. I'm over here
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just doing yoga in the park.
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- Are you sure your
Aunt's cool with us laying
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in her bed like this?
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- Should be fine.
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- You know what? Today would
be a great day to go to brunch,
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get unlimited mimosas,
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put on a little, cute little summer dress.
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- Hmm. Well, that sounds very expensive.
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- [Thalissa] Okay. Yeah.
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- You having, like,
flashbacks to a past life.
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- [Freddie] Right.
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- I am feeling a little hungry though.
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All that down dog action
have like my, you know,
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digestive system running.
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- Hmm. Me too.
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- Right, exactly.
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- You know what? I think it's
time for operation Tagged.
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- Yep.
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- What is operation Tagged?
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- All right. Let me do that.
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- Tagged? It's an app for food.
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- [Thalissa] I thought
Tagged was an app for dating.
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- [Rita] Yes. It is.
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- That's the same thing.
It's like dates equal food.
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- What about that one?
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- What? I am so confused
right now. What is happening?
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- Oh, he super liked you.
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- Ew, what?
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- Oh, he likes you too.
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- What about this one?
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- What? Do I just swipe left?
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Because he looks a mess,
but hashtag hair though.
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- Wait, no.
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(indistinct) hair long and luscious.
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- It's not about attractiveness.
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No, look, we're dating
for food, not looks.
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Oh, I should tweet that. I
date for food, not looks.
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Doing that right now.
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- [Thalissa] Oh wow.
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- Can you focus on the task at hand madam?
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I'm trying to eat, you want to tweet.
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- Wait. Let me get this
friendship-boss tweet
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real quick though.
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- You trying to send off this fire tweet
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in the middle of my food.
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- Back to the app.
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- I don't understand what's happening.
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- Okay, what about that one?
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- I'm going to find you some. What?
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Okay, no men with trench
coats. No thank you.
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- (laughs).
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- What?
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- Not the trench coat.
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- No. Well, okay, what about him?
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This is a nice, polite young one.
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- What? Can I see?
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- No. He look like a mama's boy.
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- [Rita] Yeah, exactly. Mama's
boys be buying people food.
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- [Freddie] I'm down.
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- I know this dude. I mean,
I don't know him personally,
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but he like dated my
homegirl, well my ex homegirl.
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- So I would say swipe left for that.
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- But, did he pay for the date though?
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- [Rita] Did he pay for the food though?
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- Did he put out money though?
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- I mean, yeah, he paid,
but still, he is like,
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not a good person. He's not!
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- [Rita] He's got money.
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- He's not a good person.
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- [Rita] He's got money.
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- [Freddie] Tried and true.
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- I'm about to message him right now.
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- Do it.
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- Really?
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- We about to get food in our bellies.
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- Y'all doing a lot right now.
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- Do you want some food?
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- You sent it for real?
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- Handled. Call me Liv,
because it's handled.
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- What?
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- Handled.
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- I'll call you Fitz.
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- Oh my gosh.
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- Wait, wait a minute.
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- I can't believe you
just texted this dude.
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- Yo, he already responded.
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- Of-course he did.
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- Yes. Yes.
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- [Thalissa] He is thirsty,
and he is trash, so.
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- For current purposes, thirsty
is perfect. Here you go.
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Same spot. Tell him to meet us
at the same spot. Same spot.
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- Same spot. All right, plan
is being set into motion
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right now.
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- This is a mess.
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- You send him the address?
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- Regular place? Yes. Our spot.
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- You should care that he's hot.
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- It's on. We about to get fed.
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- Heyo.
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- What?
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- What. Did that.
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- Done.
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- What?
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- Operation Tagged.
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- Got him.
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- I don't understand what's happening.
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- [Rita] Mah.
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- What?
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(upbeat music plays)
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(door opens)
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00:08:51,938 --> 00:08:53,794
- D-Rock from Tagged, right?
260
00:08:53,794 --> 00:08:55,590
- Ah, yeah. Queen Shea Butter?
261
00:08:55,590 --> 00:08:57,170
- (laughs) The one and only.
262
00:08:57,170 --> 00:08:59,153
- (laughs) It's nice to finally meet you.
263
00:08:59,153 --> 00:09:00,324
- Yeah. Same.
264
00:09:01,576 --> 00:09:02,959
- You look kind of familiar.
265
00:09:02,959 --> 00:09:04,088
- Really?
266
00:09:04,088 --> 00:09:04,957
- Yeah.
267
00:09:04,957 --> 00:09:06,804
- I get that a lot. I have
that face. That familiar face.
268
00:09:06,804 --> 00:09:07,794
- Yeah (laughs).
269
00:09:07,794 --> 00:09:11,248
- You know, everyone kind of
has. Not really, but, yeah.
270
00:09:11,248 --> 00:09:14,971
- Yeah. Okay. Oh, I got you a gift.
271
00:09:14,971 --> 00:09:16,024
- Really?
272
00:09:16,024 --> 00:09:20,101
- Yeah. Yep. So, since your
name Queen Shea Butter,
273
00:09:20,101 --> 00:09:22,791
I would get you some
super organic Shea butter
274
00:09:22,791 --> 00:09:23,667
from the motherland.
275
00:09:23,667 --> 00:09:24,536
- Wow.
276
00:09:24,536 --> 00:09:26,940
- I got you a nice little
canister thingy and everything
277
00:09:26,940 --> 00:09:28,088
(laughs).
278
00:09:28,088 --> 00:09:31,154
- Oh my goodness. You
really shouldn't have.
279
00:09:31,154 --> 00:09:33,250
- I just wanted to, you know.
280
00:09:33,250 --> 00:09:34,817
- I saw these on my website.
281
00:09:35,909 --> 00:09:36,777
- Ready?
282
00:09:38,099 --> 00:09:39,517
- Ashton! Oh my goodness.
283
00:09:39,517 --> 00:09:40,385
- How you doing?
284
00:09:40,385 --> 00:09:41,254
- How are you? I'm good.
285
00:09:41,254 --> 00:09:42,122
- I'm doing good man.
286
00:09:42,122 --> 00:09:44,542
- How's your mom? I saw
her like two weeks ago.
287
00:09:44,542 --> 00:09:47,233
- Oh no. She's cool, man.
She's finally let that dude go.
288
00:09:47,233 --> 00:09:48,101
She's all good.
289
00:09:48,101 --> 00:09:50,142
- Oh good. And how's little Kiki?
290
00:09:50,142 --> 00:09:52,008
- Man, still bad as hell.
291
00:09:52,008 --> 00:09:53,246
We're gonna work on it though.
292
00:09:53,246 --> 00:09:54,114
- Okay, I'm good.
293
00:09:54,114 --> 00:09:54,983
- You ready to order?
294
00:09:54,983 --> 00:09:58,236
- Yes, I am. Can I get the veggie lo mein,
295
00:09:58,236 --> 00:10:01,568
veggie friend rice with a side
of shrimp. Yeah. The usual.
296
00:10:01,568 --> 00:10:02,436
- That's it?
297
00:10:02,436 --> 00:10:05,561
- For now, you know (laughs).
298
00:10:05,561 --> 00:10:09,344
- I didn't know, that was fast (laughs).
299
00:10:09,344 --> 00:10:14,558
Can I get the orange chicken,
the veggie fried rice,
300
00:10:14,593 --> 00:10:17,134
and, might as well get some
egg rolls for the whole table.
301
00:10:17,134 --> 00:10:20,860
- Oh, egg rolls. I love
egg rolls. They're amazing.
302
00:10:20,860 --> 00:10:21,996
- Look at that.
303
00:10:21,996 --> 00:10:23,425
- [Freddie] Thank you.
304
00:10:23,425 --> 00:10:25,104
- We have something in
common already. So, yeah.
305
00:10:25,104 --> 00:10:26,775
- You know. A little bit.
306
00:10:27,836 --> 00:10:32,349
- Yeah. So are you looking
for anything in particular?
307
00:10:32,349 --> 00:10:34,895
Like what you, a beautiful
woman like you doing on Tagged?
308
00:10:34,895 --> 00:10:38,695
- Thanks. Yeah, no, I'm
just looking to meet people.
309
00:10:38,695 --> 00:10:40,636
(coughs) Free food, you know.
310
00:10:40,636 --> 00:10:41,505
- Oh, okay. Hmm? Did you?
311
00:10:41,505 --> 00:10:45,753
- I was saying looking to
make connections with people,
312
00:10:45,753 --> 00:10:46,621
vibing, you know.
313
00:10:46,621 --> 00:10:48,189
- Yeah. Same, yeah.
314
00:10:48,189 --> 00:10:51,703
- Yeah. Yeah. That's great. You?
315
00:10:51,703 --> 00:10:53,591
- Pretty much the same thing.
316
00:10:53,591 --> 00:10:55,773
You know, connections and, it was just.
317
00:10:57,570 --> 00:10:59,784
You know what, fuck it,
I'm looking for just love,
318
00:10:59,784 --> 00:11:01,359
you know, I'm looking for a queen.
319
00:11:01,359 --> 00:11:03,715
I'm looking for, like,
real, true black love.
320
00:11:03,715 --> 00:11:05,915
I'm looking for what my parents,
I'm just at the age where
321
00:11:05,915 --> 00:11:07,323
I just can't waste any time, you know?
322
00:11:07,323 --> 00:11:09,209
Like why waste time? So I don't even.
323
00:11:09,209 --> 00:11:11,503
- Oh, you know, I feel
an emergency coming.
324
00:11:11,503 --> 00:11:13,270
Can you hold on one second? Sorry.
325
00:11:14,372 --> 00:11:15,811
Work. Work stuff.
326
00:11:15,811 --> 00:11:17,839
- It's fine. I get it. It's cool.
327
00:11:17,839 --> 00:11:20,325
(message sends)
328
00:11:20,325 --> 00:11:22,699
(message sends)
329
00:11:22,699 --> 00:11:24,177
(message sends)
330
00:11:24,177 --> 00:11:27,239
- You know what? Thank
you for being so patient.
331
00:11:27,239 --> 00:11:28,972
- It's all good. It's all good.
332
00:11:28,972 --> 00:11:29,840
- Yeah.
333
00:11:29,840 --> 00:11:31,378
- So, what did you say you did for work?
334
00:11:31,378 --> 00:11:32,400
- I have a few businesses.
335
00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:36,686
- A few businesses? Ah,
that's dope. That's dope.
336
00:11:36,686 --> 00:11:40,035
- Yep. Starving. My goodness.
337
00:11:40,035 --> 00:11:40,904
- Yeah.
338
00:11:40,904 --> 00:11:41,772
- So hungry.
339
00:11:41,772 --> 00:11:42,882
- [Ashton] Here you guys go.
340
00:11:42,882 --> 00:11:44,359
- Lit. Thank you.
341
00:11:45,429 --> 00:11:46,761
- [Ashton] Be right back
with the rest of it.
342
00:11:46,761 --> 00:11:51,909
- This is so good. Nice.
God, I love egg rolls.
343
00:11:51,909 --> 00:11:52,848
They're amazing.
344
00:11:52,848 --> 00:11:54,044
- [D-Rock] They do look pretty good.
345
00:11:54,044 --> 00:11:55,737
- [Ashton] There you go. Please enjoy.
346
00:11:55,737 --> 00:11:56,606
- Thank you.
347
00:11:56,606 --> 00:11:57,474
- Yo, thank you man.
348
00:11:57,474 --> 00:11:58,807
- Thank you so much. Mm.
349
00:11:58,807 --> 00:11:59,675
- Yeah.
350
00:11:59,675 --> 00:12:01,037
- Bon appetite (laughs).
351
00:12:01,037 --> 00:12:02,641
- Yes (laughs).
352
00:12:02,641 --> 00:12:03,509
- This is so good.
353
00:12:03,509 --> 00:12:07,337
- So, yeah, I was pretty
much saying, like,
354
00:12:07,337 --> 00:12:09,771
I'm just looking for
like black love and like,
355
00:12:09,771 --> 00:12:12,614
I was trying to put it out
there, hopefully it comes back.
356
00:12:12,614 --> 00:12:13,483
- Mhmm.
357
00:12:13,483 --> 00:12:14,591
- You know, know, like the
black Instagram love pages,
358
00:12:14,591 --> 00:12:16,277
I look on there and I click the pictures
359
00:12:16,277 --> 00:12:17,692
and I just hope that they just.
360
00:12:17,692 --> 00:12:18,617
- [Thalissa] Freddie? What?
361
00:12:18,617 --> 00:12:20,657
(all squeal and shriek)
362
00:12:20,657 --> 00:12:21,661
- Join us.
363
00:12:23,739 --> 00:12:26,047
- Hi, I'm Rita.
364
00:12:26,047 --> 00:12:26,915
- I'm Derek.
365
00:12:26,915 --> 00:12:27,784
- Pleasure.
366
00:12:27,784 --> 00:12:28,888
- I'm Thalissa.
367
00:12:28,888 --> 00:12:29,757
- I'm Derek.
368
00:12:29,757 --> 00:12:30,625
- Oh, all right muscles. Okay.
369
00:12:30,625 --> 00:12:32,891
Got a praying hand on your arm.
370
00:12:33,917 --> 00:12:34,786
Okay, holla.
371
00:12:34,786 --> 00:12:35,654
- Right?
372
00:12:35,654 --> 00:12:36,523
- Blessings.
373
00:12:36,523 --> 00:12:37,636
- Yeah. Wow.
374
00:12:37,636 --> 00:12:38,654
- This is cute.
375
00:12:38,654 --> 00:12:40,479
- [Rita] This is super cute.
376
00:12:40,479 --> 00:12:42,001
- How's the food?
377
00:12:42,001 --> 00:12:44,128
- Delicious. It's so good.
378
00:12:44,128 --> 00:12:46,141
- Orange chicken is pretty good so far.
379
00:12:46,141 --> 00:12:47,864
- [Thalissa] Nice.
380
00:12:47,864 --> 00:12:49,733
- Are there carrots in the rice?
381
00:12:49,733 --> 00:12:51,222
- [Ashton] Are you ladies
joining us for dinner?
382
00:12:52,190 --> 00:12:53,492
- I wouldn't really say joining.
383
00:12:53,492 --> 00:12:55,600
- We wouldn't want to impose.
384
00:12:55,600 --> 00:12:57,629
- [Freddie] They're not imposing at all.
385
00:12:57,629 --> 00:12:58,597
- No they're not. No they're not imposing.
386
00:12:58,597 --> 00:12:59,799
- [Freddie] They're not imposing at all.
387
00:12:59,799 --> 00:13:00,750
- [Thalissa] Oh okay.
388
00:13:00,750 --> 00:13:01,756
- No, not at all. Not at all.
389
00:13:01,756 --> 00:13:02,625
- [Freddie] No, it's fine.
390
00:13:02,625 --> 00:13:07,838
Let's do like a small, tiny
side of egg roll to pass around
391
00:13:08,298 --> 00:13:10,040
because I know you guys are hungry.
392
00:13:10,040 --> 00:13:11,469
- You know what? That'd be great.
393
00:13:11,469 --> 00:13:13,658
I hear that the egg
rolls here are amazing.
394
00:13:13,658 --> 00:13:15,937
(everyone speaks)
395
00:13:15,937 --> 00:13:17,703
- I am definitely starving.
396
00:13:17,703 --> 00:13:19,497
- Everything looks so delicious.
397
00:13:19,497 --> 00:13:20,414
- I mean, if y'all want
to order some food,
398
00:13:20,414 --> 00:13:21,537
y'all should do it.
399
00:13:21,537 --> 00:13:22,406
- Oh.
400
00:13:22,406 --> 00:13:23,275
- Are you sure?
401
00:13:23,275 --> 00:13:24,143
- [Thalissa] Really?
402
00:13:24,143 --> 00:13:25,897
- [D-Rock] I mean, I'm going to pay.
403
00:13:25,897 --> 00:13:28,304
Of-course I'm going to pay.
I mean, I'm not ballin', but.
404
00:13:28,304 --> 00:13:31,585
(all exclaim)
405
00:13:31,585 --> 00:13:32,960
- Swish.
406
00:13:32,960 --> 00:13:34,137
- No, no. I'm like, on a budget though.
407
00:13:34,137 --> 00:13:36,886
- Okay, you don't have
to tell us. Honestly.
408
00:13:36,886 --> 00:13:39,450
- [Thalissa] It's okay. We
just appreciate the candor.
409
00:13:39,450 --> 00:13:40,674
- Yeah.
410
00:13:40,674 --> 00:13:41,675
- I mean, what's good?
411
00:13:41,675 --> 00:13:44,532
- Okay, so I got the veggies lo mein,
412
00:13:44,532 --> 00:13:47,733
I got the veggie fried rice,
I got a side of shrimp,
413
00:13:47,733 --> 00:13:50,486
and we got like, egg
rolls to share, basically.
414
00:13:50,486 --> 00:13:51,355
- [D-Rock] Yeah.
415
00:13:51,355 --> 00:13:53,448
- You know what? Actually I
would like to have the same.
416
00:13:53,448 --> 00:13:54,593
- All of it?
417
00:13:54,593 --> 00:13:55,462
- All of that.
418
00:13:55,462 --> 00:13:56,331
- All of it?
419
00:13:56,331 --> 00:13:58,578
- I need you to get me
the shrimp and broccoli,
420
00:13:58,578 --> 00:14:00,340
with a side of the vegetable lo mein,
421
00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:03,353
a side order of the
steamed rice, three packets
422
00:14:03,353 --> 00:14:04,265
of duck sauce
423
00:14:04,265 --> 00:14:05,133
- Three.
424
00:14:05,133 --> 00:14:06,002
- [Rita] Three packets of the soy sauce.
425
00:14:06,002 --> 00:14:06,870
- She's very particular.
426
00:14:06,870 --> 00:14:08,561
- I'm like particular. A
couple of fortune cookies,
427
00:14:08,561 --> 00:14:10,642
you know, for the table,
and then like four,
428
00:14:10,642 --> 00:14:12,425
and then we'll get that
to-go, that order right there.
429
00:14:12,425 --> 00:14:13,293
- Oh, yeah.
430
00:14:13,293 --> 00:14:15,219
- For here though, if I could
get the teriyaki chicken
431
00:14:15,219 --> 00:14:17,492
with the side order of
the vegetable fried rice,
432
00:14:17,492 --> 00:14:19,567
I see you guys put some carrots in it now,
433
00:14:19,567 --> 00:14:20,997
that looks really nice. Really classy.
434
00:14:20,997 --> 00:14:21,866
- [Freddie] It's so good.
435
00:14:21,866 --> 00:14:22,734
- And I don't want to get overboard.
436
00:14:22,734 --> 00:14:23,637
I don't want to get carried away.
437
00:14:23,637 --> 00:14:26,500
- You over. It's like,
your over. Like it's.
438
00:14:26,500 --> 00:14:27,654
- Like also, maybe just some water?
439
00:14:27,654 --> 00:14:28,522
- Yeah.
440
00:14:28,522 --> 00:14:29,391
- [Ashton] We got Sprites in the back,
441
00:14:29,391 --> 00:14:30,259
if you want some of those.
442
00:14:30,259 --> 00:14:31,128
- Oh.
443
00:14:31,128 --> 00:14:32,647
- Yo, it's fine. No, no Sprites. No.
444
00:14:32,647 --> 00:14:33,665
- [Freddie] It's not too expensive right?
445
00:14:33,665 --> 00:14:36,023
- For everyone? Just
like a round of Sprites?
446
00:14:36,023 --> 00:14:38,121
- [Freddie] Ball out. Ball out.
447
00:14:38,121 --> 00:14:38,990
- Heyo.
448
00:14:38,990 --> 00:14:39,859
- Heyo.
449
00:14:39,859 --> 00:14:40,727
- When in Rome.
450
00:14:40,727 --> 00:14:41,596
- You wanted Sprite, right?
451
00:14:41,596 --> 00:14:42,464
- Who doesn't love Sprite? Right?
452
00:14:42,464 --> 00:14:44,484
- Right. Obey your thirst.
453
00:14:44,484 --> 00:14:46,469
- Is it free refills?
454
00:14:46,469 --> 00:14:50,549
- Yeah, so, a round of
Sprite for the table. Please.
455
00:14:50,549 --> 00:14:51,728
- [Ashton] A round of Sprites.
456
00:14:51,728 --> 00:14:52,596
- A round of sprites.
Just ice please, man.
457
00:14:52,596 --> 00:14:53,812
- Appreciate you.
458
00:14:53,812 --> 00:14:54,681
- Thank you.
459
00:14:54,681 --> 00:14:55,549
- What a nice ass.
460
00:14:55,549 --> 00:14:56,418
- Thank you.
461
00:14:56,418 --> 00:14:57,371
Thank a lot Ashton.
462
00:14:57,371 --> 00:14:58,849
- You've told me about him before.
463
00:14:58,849 --> 00:15:00,066
- [Freddie] Yes. Like
every time I come here,
464
00:15:00,066 --> 00:15:02,467
just, you know, he looks out for me.
465
00:15:02,467 --> 00:15:04,117
- This is so cute.
466
00:15:06,823 --> 00:15:09,131
- So you do online dating a lot then?
467
00:15:10,306 --> 00:15:11,879
- Well, who said this was online dating?
468
00:15:11,879 --> 00:15:12,748
- [Freddie] I just did.
469
00:15:12,748 --> 00:15:13,616
- She just said it.
470
00:15:13,616 --> 00:15:14,485
- Yeah, I was like, "From Tagged."
471
00:15:14,485 --> 00:15:15,353
- Really? I must have missed it.
472
00:15:15,353 --> 00:15:16,769
I didn't hear you say anything.
473
00:15:16,769 --> 00:15:17,638
- It's because you're in that chicken.
474
00:15:17,638 --> 00:15:18,507
- [Thalissa] Yeah, it's good.
475
00:15:18,507 --> 00:15:19,790
- Yeah, that rice is so good.
476
00:15:19,790 --> 00:15:20,659
- You might be right. You might be right.
477
00:15:20,659 --> 00:15:23,443
- So I'm sure you have like
some horror stories, you know,
478
00:15:23,443 --> 00:15:24,311
doing online dating.
479
00:15:24,311 --> 00:15:25,180
- Oh, I got horror stories.
480
00:15:25,180 --> 00:15:26,584
- Okay, I know you got horror stories.
481
00:15:26,584 --> 00:15:28,959
- I know you do, but I want
to know your horror stories.
482
00:15:28,959 --> 00:15:31,289
- I mean, none that I can, I
mean, what you talking about?
483
00:15:31,289 --> 00:15:33,534
- Really? I mean, like, say
you're on an online dating site,
484
00:15:33,534 --> 00:15:35,393
and you pretend to be somebody else,
485
00:15:35,393 --> 00:15:37,791
and then do like a little
bet or something, like,
486
00:15:37,791 --> 00:15:38,809
have you done that?
487
00:15:38,809 --> 00:15:39,678
- What you doing?
488
00:15:39,678 --> 00:15:40,546
You trying to (indistinct)
at my free food.
489
00:15:40,546 --> 00:15:41,415
- I'm not. What are you talking about?
490
00:15:41,415 --> 00:15:43,255
- She plays. She plays too much.
491
00:15:43,255 --> 00:15:45,027
- I was just trying to protect the homie.
492
00:15:45,027 --> 00:15:45,895
- Homie.
493
00:15:45,895 --> 00:15:46,764
- [Rita] Right.
494
00:15:46,764 --> 00:15:47,633
- Have you done that?
495
00:15:47,633 --> 00:15:48,501
- How do y'all know each other again?
496
00:15:48,501 --> 00:15:49,370
- We're homies.
497
00:15:49,370 --> 00:15:50,238
- [Freddie] We're cousins.
498
00:15:50,238 --> 00:15:51,107
- We're friends.
499
00:15:51,107 --> 00:15:51,975
- Cousins.
500
00:15:51,975 --> 00:15:52,844
- Cousins, homies.
501
00:15:52,844 --> 00:15:54,745
- All of the above. Um,
D, all of the above.
502
00:15:54,745 --> 00:15:58,051
- Homies that feel like
family, because we're so close.
503
00:15:58,051 --> 00:15:58,920
You know people say cuz.
504
00:15:58,920 --> 00:16:01,179
- You know in the black
American community they tend
505
00:16:01,179 --> 00:16:02,723
to call each other play cousins.
506
00:16:02,723 --> 00:16:03,591
- Yeah.
507
00:16:03,591 --> 00:16:05,632
- [Rita] You know, because
of the shared proximity.
508
00:16:05,632 --> 00:16:07,561
- Exactly. Because of
the closeness, you know,
509
00:16:07,561 --> 00:16:09,500
we're like a family. Like a giant tree.
510
00:16:10,407 --> 00:16:11,353
- Tree.
511
00:16:11,353 --> 00:16:12,222
- Like a giant tree.
512
00:16:12,222 --> 00:16:13,090
- Brushing up towards the sky.
513
00:16:13,090 --> 00:16:14,849
- Shout-outs. Beyonce, girls.
514
00:16:14,849 --> 00:16:15,718
- Bey-Bey.
515
00:16:15,718 --> 00:16:16,704
- Yeah.
516
00:16:16,704 --> 00:16:17,853
- And (indistinct).
517
00:16:17,853 --> 00:16:18,722
- Mhmm. All of them.
518
00:16:18,722 --> 00:16:19,900
- All of them.
519
00:16:19,900 --> 00:16:21,934
- Yeah. They're not. I'm just.
520
00:16:21,934 --> 00:16:23,084
(all exclaim)
521
00:16:23,084 --> 00:16:24,387
- There you go.
522
00:16:25,902 --> 00:16:27,716
- Is this free refills?
523
00:16:27,716 --> 00:16:29,291
- No sir.
524
00:16:29,291 --> 00:16:30,208
- [Rita] Not free.
525
00:16:30,208 --> 00:16:32,585
- We don't have to get refills.
526
00:16:32,585 --> 00:16:34,659
(all exclaim)
527
00:16:34,659 --> 00:16:35,697
- You're so nice.
528
00:16:35,697 --> 00:16:36,663
- What a sweetheart.
529
00:16:36,663 --> 00:16:39,191
- So what do you do for work?
530
00:16:39,191 --> 00:16:40,060
- Yeah, what do you do?
531
00:16:40,060 --> 00:16:41,066
- I teach kids.
532
00:16:41,066 --> 00:16:42,912
(both exclaim)
533
00:16:42,912 --> 00:16:44,486
- That is so cute.
534
00:16:44,486 --> 00:16:45,796
- That is adorable.
535
00:16:45,796 --> 00:16:46,891
- That's adorable.
536
00:16:46,891 --> 00:16:47,939
- What do you teach them?
537
00:16:47,939 --> 00:16:49,163
- What an amazing man.
538
00:16:49,163 --> 00:16:50,663
- You're great. You're a great guy.
539
00:16:50,663 --> 00:16:53,652
- I try just teach them, I
mean, about life in general.
540
00:16:55,372 --> 00:16:56,241
- So you're like a mentor to the youth.
541
00:16:56,241 --> 00:16:57,638
- You're life coach to kids?
542
00:16:57,638 --> 00:16:58,507
- I try to be.
543
00:16:58,507 --> 00:16:59,978
- That's amazing. I
wish I had a life coach
544
00:16:59,978 --> 00:17:00,846
when I was a kid.
545
00:17:00,846 --> 00:17:02,362
I would have done
something better in life.
546
00:17:02,362 --> 00:17:03,231
- [Rita] You turned out amazing.
547
00:17:03,231 --> 00:17:04,100
- You're amazing.
548
00:17:04,100 --> 00:17:05,630
- Okay, I guess I am.
I do have businesses.
549
00:17:05,630 --> 00:17:06,499
- She's amazing.
550
00:17:06,499 --> 00:17:07,367
- She's amazing.
551
00:17:07,367 --> 00:17:08,236
She has multiple businesses.
552
00:17:08,236 --> 00:17:09,105
- Yes, multiple.
553
00:17:09,105 --> 00:17:10,237
- She's a keeper.
554
00:17:10,237 --> 00:17:11,115
- Here you guys go.
555
00:17:11,115 --> 00:17:12,211
(all exclaim)
556
00:17:12,211 --> 00:17:13,428
- Oh, killing.
557
00:17:15,619 --> 00:17:17,270
- Thank you kindly.
558
00:17:18,154 --> 00:17:19,023
- This is great.
559
00:17:19,023 --> 00:17:19,891
- This is lovely.
560
00:17:19,891 --> 00:17:22,250
- This is amazing. Smells amazing.
561
00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:23,397
- [Rita] Oh, I'm so excited.
562
00:17:23,397 --> 00:17:25,028
- [Freddie] Soak it in, make some room.
563
00:17:25,028 --> 00:17:26,286
- [Rita] Waft. Waft it up.
564
00:17:26,286 --> 00:17:27,499
(all exclaim)
565
00:17:27,499 --> 00:17:28,542
- I love it.
566
00:17:30,680 --> 00:17:31,676
- [Rita] It looks amazing.
567
00:17:31,676 --> 00:17:33,644
- Thank you Lord, for this food today.
568
00:17:33,644 --> 00:17:35,294
- Shouldn't we say a word?
569
00:17:35,294 --> 00:17:37,126
- We should. Should we say grace?
570
00:17:37,126 --> 00:17:37,995
- [Ashton] Forks. Forks.
571
00:17:37,995 --> 00:17:39,340
- Oh, thank you. Thank you.
572
00:17:39,340 --> 00:17:44,126
- Blessed is he, this young
black man, that we, you know,
573
00:17:44,126 --> 00:17:45,310
that you brought us.
574
00:17:45,310 --> 00:17:47,647
- Should we hold hands?
575
00:17:47,647 --> 00:17:48,787
- [Rita] Are we not? Are you an atheist?
576
00:17:48,787 --> 00:17:49,816
Oh, you don't believe in God?
577
00:17:49,816 --> 00:17:50,685
- Oh my gosh.
578
00:17:50,685 --> 00:17:51,553
- No, I didn't say that.
579
00:17:51,553 --> 00:17:53,373
- Because the prayer hands on your bicep.
580
00:17:53,373 --> 00:17:54,241
- [Thalissa] Jesus loves you.
581
00:17:54,241 --> 00:17:56,573
- I didn't say Jesus didn't
love me. I just said.
582
00:17:56,573 --> 00:17:59,089
- Rub-A-Dub Dub, thanks
for the grub, yay God.
583
00:17:59,089 --> 00:18:00,309
- [Thalissa] Thank you God for this food,
584
00:18:00,309 --> 00:18:03,302
we're about to receive it.
And thank you for Derek.
585
00:18:03,302 --> 00:18:04,464
- [Freddie] For Derek.
586
00:18:04,464 --> 00:18:06,266
(all exclaim)
587
00:18:06,266 --> 00:18:07,211
- Thank you for D-Rock.
588
00:18:07,211 --> 00:18:08,181
- [Thalissa] And this meal.
589
00:18:08,181 --> 00:18:09,050
- [Freddie] And this meal.
590
00:18:09,050 --> 00:18:09,919
- Amen.
591
00:18:09,919 --> 00:18:13,110
- [Three Women] Amen.
Halleluj. Hallelujah. Halleluj.
592
00:18:14,094 --> 00:18:14,962
- Amen.
593
00:18:14,962 --> 00:18:16,088
- Amen.
594
00:18:16,088 --> 00:18:16,957
- Very interesting.
595
00:18:16,957 --> 00:18:17,825
- This is great.
596
00:18:17,825 --> 00:18:19,285
- [Freddie] This is so good.
597
00:18:22,439 --> 00:18:24,489
- [Thalissa] This right here.
598
00:18:24,489 --> 00:18:25,358
- [Freddie] Boss.
599
00:18:27,127 --> 00:18:28,517
- Can I have one of these?
600
00:18:28,517 --> 00:18:30,010
- Take, take. Go for it.
601
00:18:30,010 --> 00:18:32,914
(all exclaim)
602
00:18:32,914 --> 00:18:34,531
- [Thalissa] Orange chicken.
I'm just going to get
603
00:18:34,531 --> 00:18:35,935
a little bit of this orange sauce.
604
00:18:35,935 --> 00:18:38,857
- Take it all. Just take it all.
605
00:18:38,857 --> 00:18:39,735
- Let me just eat this.
606
00:18:39,735 --> 00:18:41,788
Just a little bit of these spring rolls.
607
00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:43,200
- You're not sharing them.
608
00:18:43,200 --> 00:18:45,928
- It's actually Egg rolls,
just. Egg rolls. Spring rolls.
609
00:18:45,928 --> 00:18:46,897
- Y'all want anything else?
610
00:18:46,897 --> 00:18:49,233
- [Freddie] Yeah. You know what,
611
00:18:49,233 --> 00:18:52,979
let me get that shrimp lo
mein to-go. I'm ready for it.
612
00:18:52,979 --> 00:18:54,739
- [Thalissa] It's really good.
613
00:18:54,739 --> 00:18:56,615
- Can I get a to-go box for this actually?
614
00:18:56,615 --> 00:18:58,680
- [Thalissa] Oh, yeah,
I need a to-go box too.
615
00:18:58,680 --> 00:19:00,382
- [Ashton] All right.
616
00:19:00,382 --> 00:19:02,851
- And actually, can I get an
order of spring rolls to-go?
617
00:19:02,851 --> 00:19:04,491
- [Ashton] You want another
order of spring rolls?
618
00:19:04,491 --> 00:19:05,359
- [Freddie] Oh.
619
00:19:05,359 --> 00:19:06,228
- [Thalissa] Oh.
620
00:19:06,228 --> 00:19:07,097
- Yeah. Just, like, for at home.
621
00:19:07,097 --> 00:19:07,965
(all exclaim)
622
00:19:07,965 --> 00:19:08,834
- [Derek] But we're not even finished
623
00:19:08,834 --> 00:19:09,702
with these spring rolls.
624
00:19:09,702 --> 00:19:11,817
(all exclaim)
625
00:19:11,817 --> 00:19:12,686
- [Ashton] So if y'all want I can go ahead
626
00:19:12,686 --> 00:19:14,934
and bring the check as well.
If y'all are ready for that.
627
00:19:14,934 --> 00:19:16,628
- I mean, I still got food on my plate.
628
00:19:19,853 --> 00:19:21,658
- Still eating.
629
00:19:21,658 --> 00:19:25,773
- I mean I guess, just please
bring the check, yeah, yeah.
630
00:19:27,198 --> 00:19:32,411
- So good. This is so
good. Your chicken's good?
631
00:19:32,657 --> 00:19:35,273
- Man, this right here.
632
00:19:35,273 --> 00:19:36,262
- [Rita] How that sweet orange?
633
00:19:37,562 --> 00:19:40,927
- D-Rock, there a lot of
wack people out here in LA,
634
00:19:40,927 --> 00:19:42,023
but you are so nice.
635
00:19:42,023 --> 00:19:43,395
- That is so true.
636
00:19:43,395 --> 00:19:44,637
- Your such a nice guy.
637
00:19:44,637 --> 00:19:45,556
- Oh, yes.
638
00:19:45,556 --> 00:19:46,424
- Thank you.
639
00:19:46,424 --> 00:19:47,293
(all exclaim)
640
00:19:47,293 --> 00:19:49,666
- [Ashton] And those
boxes you guys wanted.
641
00:19:49,666 --> 00:19:51,453
- [Rita] Appreciate it.
642
00:19:51,453 --> 00:19:53,083
- Thank you, thank you, thank you cuz.
643
00:19:53,083 --> 00:19:54,088
- [Ashton] I'll be right
back with the check.
644
00:19:54,088 --> 00:19:55,452
- Thank you sir. Mhmm.
645
00:19:55,452 --> 00:19:56,321
- So nice.
646
00:19:58,894 --> 00:20:00,934
- He didn't get you a to-go box?
647
00:20:00,934 --> 00:20:01,830
- You know what? I just got to run
648
00:20:01,830 --> 00:20:03,077
to the bathroom real quick.
649
00:20:03,077 --> 00:20:03,945
- Can I have your last egg roll?
650
00:20:03,945 --> 00:20:05,254
- Of-course you can. Just you
know, y'all, just, you know,
651
00:20:05,254 --> 00:20:07,679
I want to treat y'all like
royalty, so y'all do y'all thing.
652
00:20:07,679 --> 00:20:09,778
Eat whatever y'all want and
I'm going to be right back.
653
00:20:09,778 --> 00:20:10,647
- [Thalissa] Oh, God.
654
00:20:10,647 --> 00:20:11,515
- Like queens?
655
00:20:11,515 --> 00:20:12,384
- Like queens. Exactly.
656
00:20:12,384 --> 00:20:13,252
- Oh my god.
657
00:20:13,252 --> 00:20:14,121
- [Thalissa] Thank you.
658
00:20:14,121 --> 00:20:14,989
- Exactly.
659
00:20:14,989 --> 00:20:15,858
- I know your mama is obsessed with you.
660
00:20:15,858 --> 00:20:16,727
- She is, like, she.
661
00:20:16,727 --> 00:20:19,902
- I know she be like,
"Ah, baby. My baby, Derek,
662
00:20:19,902 --> 00:20:22,385
he (indistinct).
663
00:20:22,385 --> 00:20:24,411
- You sound just like his mama.
664
00:20:24,411 --> 00:20:26,466
- I know I do, I know I
sound like everybody's mama.
665
00:20:26,466 --> 00:20:27,766
- [Thalissa] He's a keeper.
666
00:20:27,766 --> 00:20:28,801
- Look at him go. Look, you better get
667
00:20:28,801 --> 00:20:33,532
that boy's Instagram information.
Follow him on the Twitter.
668
00:20:33,532 --> 00:20:36,809
(upbeat music plays)
669
00:20:36,809 --> 00:20:38,905
- Hey guys, I don't mean
to intrude or be a rush,
670
00:20:38,905 --> 00:20:41,324
but I'm about to be off
so could we handle this?
671
00:20:41,324 --> 00:20:44,129
- [Three Women] Oh. Yeah.
672
00:20:44,129 --> 00:20:45,817
- Sorry, again, I don't mean to rush you.
673
00:20:45,817 --> 00:20:48,320
- Yeah, he's just in the
restroom, he'll be back.
674
00:20:48,320 --> 00:20:50,155
- [Rita] No worries. Absolutely,
no, no, we'll make sure.
675
00:20:50,155 --> 00:20:51,127
- Thank you.
676
00:20:51,127 --> 00:20:52,029
- You're great Ashton.
677
00:20:52,029 --> 00:20:52,897
- Thank you.
678
00:20:52,897 --> 00:20:53,766
- You were such a great host.
679
00:20:53,766 --> 00:20:54,890
- Yeah.
680
00:20:54,890 --> 00:20:57,622
- So cool, what a cool young man.
681
00:20:57,622 --> 00:21:00,343
- So (laughs) I don't think
that he's coming back.
682
00:21:00,343 --> 00:21:01,212
- No.
683
00:21:01,212 --> 00:21:02,589
- [Rita] Is he not coming back?
684
00:21:02,589 --> 00:21:03,458
- Don't think so.
685
00:21:03,458 --> 00:21:04,326
- [Rita] Did we just get ditched?
686
00:21:04,326 --> 00:21:05,195
- I think so.
687
00:21:05,195 --> 00:21:06,818
- [Rita] Did he just dine and dash?
688
00:21:06,818 --> 00:21:07,687
- He's an asshole.
689
00:21:07,687 --> 00:21:08,556
- [Rita] That is wack.
690
00:21:08,556 --> 00:21:10,819
- Like, how do you do that?
How do you invite all of us?
691
00:21:10,819 --> 00:21:12,200
- Exactly. He was so welcoming.
692
00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:13,593
- Right. He was like,
"Oh, Queens, oh Queen,
693
00:21:13,593 --> 00:21:16,714
why don't you sit down
and eat? I don't mind.
694
00:21:16,714 --> 00:21:19,508
I'm not ballin' totally
but I'm kind of ballin'."
695
00:21:19,508 --> 00:21:20,874
- He sounded just like that.
696
00:21:20,874 --> 00:21:21,743
- All right.
697
00:21:21,743 --> 00:21:23,103
- [Rita] Yeah that's (indistinct).
698
00:21:23,103 --> 00:21:23,972
- Here's what I'm going to do.
699
00:21:23,972 --> 00:21:24,841
- Okay.
700
00:21:24,841 --> 00:21:26,004
- It's time for plan B.
701
00:21:26,004 --> 00:21:27,975
Okay, and not the CBS kind, either, so.
702
00:21:27,975 --> 00:21:29,654
- Wait, I'm sorry, what is plan B?
703
00:21:29,654 --> 00:21:31,028
- I'm going to go. See
you at the crib, okay?
704
00:21:31,028 --> 00:21:31,897
You know what it is.
705
00:21:31,897 --> 00:21:32,765
- Wait.
706
00:21:32,765 --> 00:21:33,634
- I know what it is.
707
00:21:33,634 --> 00:21:36,605
- What is plan B? Are you
leaving your, whatever this is?
708
00:21:37,712 --> 00:21:39,964
(door opens)
709
00:21:39,964 --> 00:21:41,572
(door shuts)
710
00:21:41,572 --> 00:21:43,084
- Rita, what is plan B?
711
00:21:43,084 --> 00:21:45,929
Look, I only have five dollars, dude.
712
00:21:45,929 --> 00:21:47,146
What is? What?
713
00:21:52,979 --> 00:21:57,343
What? Where did she go?
Are you serious right now?
714
00:21:57,343 --> 00:21:58,349
How?
715
00:21:58,349 --> 00:22:01,564
(upbeat music plays)
716
00:22:02,575 --> 00:22:03,444
Oh my god.
717
00:22:03,444 --> 00:22:04,334
- Um, will you be paying
with cash or card?
718
00:22:04,334 --> 00:22:08,025
- Oh, you know what?
It's going to be credit.
719
00:22:08,025 --> 00:22:08,894
- Credit? Cool.
720
00:22:08,894 --> 00:22:09,827
- Yes.
721
00:22:09,827 --> 00:22:10,696
- So I don't mean to rush, but I got to.
722
00:22:10,696 --> 00:22:14,407
- You got a life. You got
a family. Yeah, I got you.
723
00:22:14,407 --> 00:22:15,472
I got it.
724
00:22:15,472 --> 00:22:16,350
- Thank you.
725
00:22:16,350 --> 00:22:18,349
- All right. Thank you.
726
00:22:20,800 --> 00:22:24,085
I don't know how I'm
about to pay for this.
727
00:22:24,085 --> 00:22:24,954
Okay.
728
00:22:32,717 --> 00:22:35,758
(wrapper crinkles)
729
00:22:41,476 --> 00:22:44,363
- Thank y'all. Again I'm
sorry for rushing you.
730
00:22:44,363 --> 00:22:45,275
You have a great day.
731
00:22:45,275 --> 00:22:46,511
- Yes. Thank you so much.
You too. You're amazing.
732
00:22:46,511 --> 00:22:47,379
- Thank you.
733
00:22:47,379 --> 00:22:49,002
- I will definitely be back.
734
00:22:49,002 --> 00:22:49,870
- Yeah.
735
00:22:49,870 --> 00:22:50,913
- Thank you.
736
00:22:53,540 --> 00:22:55,870
(door opens)
737
00:22:55,870 --> 00:22:57,554
(coin drops)
738
00:22:57,554 --> 00:22:59,723
- Uh, excuse me mam, you gave me.
739
00:22:59,723 --> 00:23:03,016
Oh, fuck no. Come on Freddie.
740
00:23:03,016 --> 00:23:05,481
(phone dials)
741
00:23:05,481 --> 00:23:08,435
(end music plays)
742
00:23:22,579 --> 00:23:24,352
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