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(tribal music)

(man groans)

- [Man] Right there.

Yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah.

Wow.

- [Freddie] Mm-hm.

- [Man] Where did you get your training from?

- [Freddie] So it's, you know,

where I trained we learned,

we used a lot of natural elements.

It was all about finding good energies,

and making sure our clients are really well relaxed.

Good? - Mm Hmm.

Can you go deeper? - [Freddie] Sure.

(man groans)

- Oh yeah, mm-hmm.

Oh, right there, mm-hmm.

Yeah, go a little harder on me.

- Okay. - Just, yeah, don't be afraid.

(man groans )

- So next, I will be putting rocks on your back.

And this is for stability.

And then I shall wave

this over you for positive energy

throughout your day,

so,

(Freddie humming)

Can you hum with me please?

- Uh, yeah.

(both humming)

Can you get a little lower?

- Sure.

- [Man] Yeah.

Actually, a little lower, a little lower.

- That's gonna cost you extra.

- Like, how much?

- About $5 an inch.

- Okay. (cash register dings)

- All right.

Cool.

(smooth music)

- Yeah.

Uh huh!

Harder.

- Um,

okay.

(smooth music)

- Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

(farting sounds)

(drums beating)

Keep going. - Okay.

I'm gonna have to,

wave.

(Freddie coughs)

- For the spirits?

- Yes.

(smooth music)

(Freddie coughs)

(alarm rings)

Oh, well, look at that!

Time is up.

- Already?

That felt more like 30 minutes.

- It was amazing.

Let's see.

All right, so that looks like 20 inches.

So that's,

$100 extra.

Plus the base rate.

- What?

- I mean, cash will be great.

- It was worth it, though.

Thank you. - Thank you.

(cash register dinging)

(coin rolls)

(smooth music)

- [Voiceover] Black and sexy, baby.

[Creepy Voice] Annie...

(tapping sounds)

- [Distant voice] Freddie!

(tapping sounds)

(creepy music)

(tapping sounds continue)

(Freddie screams) (woman laughs wickedly)

- Freddie go open the damn door. Me and Thalissa outside.

(sighs)

- Really, guys?

- What? I text you and I called you, so, your bad

for not answering.

- Well, - Or responding to them.

- Oh, shit.

I forgot to pay my phone bill.

I just thought my phone was dry.

- Okay, why aren't you dressed? What is this?

What is, what is this? We gotta go.

- Go where?

- To the Cardi B Halloween party?

Like, I've been sending you messages all day.

- All day. - That $25 party?

If I can't pay my phone bill,

how am I gonna go to the party?

- Look, it's not $25

because I connected with a dude on Twitter,

he's selling the tickets

for the low, it's $10. - For the low.

- $10?

That sounds hella suspect.

- No, no, no. No, no, no. It's cause it starts soon.

So he needs, it's like, a rush sale.

- Right,

and I told him to send the receipt.

- Yeah she got the receipts.

- Check the receipts.

- Boom.

So go get dressed, what you doing?

It's like, it's a costume party,

$500 cash prize, I'm ready to get up in there,

slay it,

murder them,

mop the floors with these hoes with my costume. You feel?

- Wait, wait? What are you supposed to be?

- Think about it, think about it.

- She took a very creative route.

- No, think about it. - Think about what?

- Use this critical thinking.

Use that beautiful mind of yours, Freddie Shabazz.

I believe in you. You know what this is.

- Dirty flip-flop girl.

- Okay.

- Actually, you know what? Furry flip-flops?

She's like, a victim of, like, a PETA protest?

- Okay I could see that. - These are red bottoms.

(Freddie laughs) - these are bloody shoes.

- But your bottoms aren't red though!

- These are bloody shoes. - Are they red

on the bottoms though? - No, no.

- You focused on the wrong part.

- Is that tape? - Shh, come on.

- They're not red on the bottom.

- This is DIY, man!

I mean,

if you want to be mad,

- that's an option? But, - Oh!

- [Thalissa] I told you nobody was gonna get it.

(Rita sighs) - Okay. So you're Cardi Broke.

What are you?

- I am Janet Jackson when she was in Poetic Justice,

you know, just like, an Afro punk version.

- Janet didn't have purple hair.

- That is why I said an Afro punk version.

You know, if it was shot in 2017, she would look like this.

- Okay. Well you know what? - Well, its not facts.

- That is a fact. - It's not a fact.

- And 2Pac would probably have the little twists.

- No, what is that? - Oh! Disrespect!

- [Thalissa] In 2017?

- Watch your mouth. - Wow.

- That's what the time is.

- Its not facts. - He would, like,

have these little cornrow things.

- No, I object.

- And Janet would have on her purple hair!

- Well you know what?

How about y'all just go sit in the living room,

I'm gonna go shower. Even though this would win!

- What is that?!

- Zebra. - That's puma food.

- That's PJs! My nephew has that.

(overlapping chatter)

- I am a zebra!

- Zebra.

That's, like, a one piece!

It's a onesie!

- That's, that's nothing.

(hiphop music)

♪ It's the end of the week ♪

♪ And I ain't got paid ♪

♪ Phone bills due ♪

♪ And the rent's delayed ♪

♪ Don't trip we got a plan at the end of the day ♪

♪ That's how we living making broke look sexy ♪

(upbeat music)

- Wow, Freddie's aunt sure loves Halloween.

- Yeah. I think her birthday's in October or something.

What's the word on the tickets though?

- Oh, I hit him up, sent him the money,

waiting for an email, so.

- Bet.

I'm like, super excited about this.

I feel like I could really get this money.

- Look at this creepy doll.

(suspenseful music)

- What is that?

- I don't know. I don't wanna stare at it in the eyes.

- Oh my God. Why did they make her face like that?

She looks so mean!

- She looks so mean. - what is the purpose of that?

- I have an idea, hold on.

(suspenseful music)

- ♪ Don't leave me in all this pain ♪

♪ Don't leave me out in the rain ♪

(door creaks)

Hello?

(suspenseful music)

♪ Life is so unkind ♪

(Freddie cries out) (door slams)

No! I still have soap in my eyes!

Really guys? (sighs)

Ha. Very funny.

(slasher music)

(Freddie screams)

(Thalissa laughing)

- Oh, that was classic.

- That shit was dope.

- That was so funny.

- That's what you get when you're singing all loud.

- Right! Come on, girl. Get dressed,

and let's go.

- (singing) And let's go!

Speaking of let's go,

(clicks tongue) tickets?

- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, let me hit him up right now.

- ♪ And let them tickets do ♪ - ♪ Do ♪

(phone dings)

- Wait,

(scoffs) hold on, this-

(phone dings)

- This dude just blocked me.

- Come again?

(Thalissa sighs)

- He blocked me!

- Are you saying that the person that we sent money to,

like, American currency to, has ghosted you?

Is that what we're saying?

- Yes. And I don't understand!

I was literally just talking to this dude all day.

We were joking around, talking about how dope Cardi is.

He said he was about to send the tickets.

He sent me the receipt!

- No. No, no, no, no.

- Who does that?

- What is this man's twitter handle? (pensive music)

- It's @ghettofilms (beep)

- Yeah, yeah ghettofilm (beep).

- I'm about to, you know what? Lemme @ him, @ Cardi.

- Right. And tweet the people who are having a party tonight

and tell them- (Twitter notification)

- People out here scamming, using your name!

(Twitter notification)

Dude @ghettofilms is scamming folks for tickets.

Was excited to party with you tonight,

but it looks like it may not be happening.

- You like?

(pensive music continues)

(phone beeps)

Guys, hello?

- Freddie, we got scammed.

- Yeah. The dude took our money and ghosted.

- Wait, what?

- He took our money and ghosted!

Like, he's not sending us the tickets,

so you need to get on your Twitter,

get your followers to tweet him @ghettofilm (beep)

and light up his mentions.

'Cause he messed with the wrong ones.

- He really did, He really did.

You need to freaking get on that Twitter,

get your clout in order,

and fucking have him disbarred.

Have him kicked out of all of Twitterland, forever.

Whatever it is they say.

- I can't, my phone is disconnected.

- Bro us WiFi. - Duh.

- [Freddie] Oh yeah.

- [Thalissa] All right. I just found this dude's SoundCloud.

He follows Radio Disney?

- [Freddie] What?

- What a creep.

- Well, I just found his momma's Facebook.

I'm about to message her and be like,

"you have a trifling ass son."

- Do that!

- And Imma need these parents to be off of social media.

Like, can we have a place for us? Please?

- I like that. Tweet his mama.

- Tweet! - Tweet his mama!

- Tweeting, message.

- Tell her she got a scammer for a son.

(dramatic music)

- Got it.

- Found what?

- His address.

- Damn it Rita, you always go way too far.

- No, no, no. - What?

- This time, it's justified.

This man took our money, Freddie.

- (sighs) That's true.

- Thalissa,

are you down?

(dramatic music)

- Okay, so where does this dude live?

52nd and Pico.

- Are you sure that's the right address?

Like, how did you even find it?

- Don't worry about that.

- Okay. - Really? Do you have a plan?

What are we gonna do when we show up to his house?

- I have a plan. Don't worry about that, either.

- No. We need to hear the plan before we get there,

we're not about to walk the hour to get there.

- (sighs) Okay. So, boom.

(door bell rings)

(knocking on door)

(door creaks)

- [All] Trick or Treat motherfucker.

(body thuds)

(switch clicks)

(man groans)

- So you get off on stealing money

from women on Twitter, huh?

- No, it's not even like that!

It was an accident!

- Ha! An accident?

- I promise, it was!

- Where's the money at bruh? (dramatic music)

- It was $30!

- $30? Do you know what I could do with $30?

(dramatic music continues)

- What are you doing?! Oh God!

(tense music)

(cries out) God, damn. (groaning in pain)

- Did I say you could talk?

- Y'all some evil motherfuckers.

Oh you a dirty motherfucker, I swear!

(door creaks)

(man cries)

- Get your shit and get out.

- But this is my house! (sobbing)

(lighter clicking)

Don't do this, don't do this, don't do this!

- Not anymore, nigga. (laughs)

(dramatic music)

- (door slams) (crying) It was $30.

- Not anymore, nigga! (cackling)

- Girlfriend.

- Wow. Where did you even get a bat from?

- Right, and when did you start smoking?

- You all are focused on the wrong things, okay?

Look, every scammer got about two or three bats

in they house. It's like, a fact.

- Really? because I haven't seen not one bat

at your house, so.

- Wow. What, are you calling me a scammer?

Is that what you're calling me?

- I said false advertising, okay?

- That's a terrible plan.

- No, that's a terrible plan.

- That is an amazing plan. It is a fantastic plan.

- No! The scammer's not gonna let us come into his house

and kick him out. Now what we need to do is,

(doorbell rings)

(knocking on door)

(door creaks)

- Trick or Treat, motherfucker.

(hiphop music)

- (sobbing) I need some help! Help me!

They robbin' me!

Just when you came to live in a good community!

(man cries)

No, you evil, evil bastard.

You evil bastard!

♪ This is all I know always keeping it G ♪

♪ Never going OD ♪

♪ Never going OD ♪

- So then I'm gonna be like,

"and until you do right by me,

everything you think of is gonna crumble."

- How is that better than my plan?

- It's way better than your idea.

- And why we get changed and paint our faces?

- Because we won't get caught?

Like, our faces will be covered, right?

- Okay, no boo. Both of y'all plans suck,

and they're terrible and violent.

I'm a pacifist, so.

- Nah, he need to get his ass beat!

- And you know what? I'm not opposed to that.

- No.

Violence is never the answer. What we need to do is,

- [All] Trick or Treat, mother-lover.

(all blowing kisses)

(calm harp music)

- So tell me about your childhood.

Did your parents also scam people on Twitter?

- Yeah, I'm an eighties baby.

So, my parents didn't have social media.

So, to answer your question, no.

- True.

- So tell us about your overall mental health,

are you feeling anxious?

Are you stressed out about anything?

- Maybe today's political climate made you do this.

- I mean, yeah.

Trump is a diabolical bastard.

I mean, this dude is wildin'!

(all agreeing)

Oh, and then this hurricane season

has really put me, just in a heart wrenching place.

I mean, really in, like,

a really Vivian Green type of feeling.

- Yeah - mm-hmm

- An emotional rollercoaster.

- Global warming.

Global warming. - Yeah yeah, yeah.

- [Thalissa] Its crazy.

- Its been a bitch.

(whispering) Where's the money at though, bruh?

(bag crinkles)

- Really?

- Y'all want some?

- I mean, I'll take say some fries.

- That's all I got left.

- Wow, wow.

- Y'all want some weed?

I got this real good gram, Bubba Kush?

It's phenomenal.

(angelic music)

I'm just asking.

- Freddie! We are not about to puff, puff, pass

with the dude that you just stole money from us.

Like, your idea is wacker than that one.

- Okay, well, scammers be having good weed though.

- No, that's fact right there. I've heard that stat.

- From who and where? Like, do y'all smoke?

'Cause you too uptight to smoke.

- You really, you worried about me,

and you don't really know me like that.

- I just want you to loosen up and be free, that's all.

- What I want to know, what I want to know,

is how I get a harp.

What scammers you know be at the crib with like,

two, three harps?

Just chillin'. Just harpin' it up in their free time?

- I mean, you got, like, a guitar lying around your house,

that's a string instrument.

But I'm just saying,

- Look at me, look at me, Thalissa.

- I'm just saying. Cause it's possible. It's possible!

- Look at me, Thay, you got one, you got one more time

to compare me to that scammer before you end up for real,

like, homeless. Over there, with Murphy and all his friends

under the bridge.

Murphy, you got a spot for one more?

You got a spot for one more?

- Do you got a spot? You got a bed? You got a bed?

- 'Cause this one right here, she not happy.

She not happy with the accommodations that the Lord,

the Lord has been providin' for you.

- (overlapping chatter) And I won't be scammed.

- Yeah. Before Murphy, uh huh.

- Then this what ya got.

'Cause it won't be false advertising.

- She want a roof over her head, and a hot shower,

she be takin' a 20 minute shower-

- What do you mean, knock? "Get out da shower!"

- Get out da shower.

- "Get out do shower!"

- Get out da shower.

- I can't even have peace!

Can I have peace?

- Learn how to self monitor, and then perhaps, perhaps.

- Woo, woo, woo.

When I sleep with Murphy, hey-

- Look.

Okay, the Lord provideth,

and he taketh away.

- Wait!

(overlapping chatter)

- We need to get in your car and go down the street.

Is that okay?

(overlapping chatter)

- You tryin' to get this, or not?

You wanna try to get this money, or not?

I'm tryin' to get this money.

You not tryin' to get this money.

I'm over here tryin' to get this money.

- I'm tryin' to get this money.

- [Rita] Hello, sir.

(overlapping chatter)

- [Driver] Trick or Treatin', yeah?

- (girls in unison) Trick or Treat, motherfucker!

♪ Ooo ♪

♪ They try to tear us down ♪

♪ Everybody, get up ♪

♪ Get up ♪

♪ Jump and move ♪

♪ Jump and move ♪

♪ Before they tear us down ♪

(car door opens)

- Well, we made it safely, that's good.

(car door slams) So, what's the plan?

- (inhales sharply) Fuck it.

Let's just wing it.

(car door slams)

(intense music)

(doorbell rings)

- [All] Trick or Treat-

(trailing off) Trick or Treat...

- Would you guys like some candy?

- Eh, okay.

(Rita sighs) - Sure. Why not.

- I'm good, thank you.

- So, aren't you guys a little too old

to be Trick or Treating?

- Hey. There is no age limit on fun, okay?

- Okay...

And what are you supposed to be, anyways?

- (indistinct) Honey, is your daddy ghettofilms (beep)

on Twitter?

- Rita!

We are not fighting a little baby!

- I just, okay.

- Who wants to know?

- Sweetie. Is there an adult here that we can talk to?

- No. You talkin' to me. (laughs)

- Okay. Here, hi.

Honey, if your daddy (exhales),

if your daddy is ghettofilm97 on Twitter,

can you go upstairs and let him know

he's got some guests here that want to speak to him?

Thank you. - Now.

- First of all, lady, I ain't your honey.

(smacks lips) And second of all, I'm ghettofilms (beep).

- Wait, it's you?!

- You're ghettofilms (beep)?

I been talkin' to you all day long.

So, you just takin' people money?

Like, you just, you been scammin' folks left and right?

- I didn't scam anyone.

You gave me your money.

Your bad!

- Okay. Lookit here, child. I'm not scared of babies, okay?

You gonna give me back my money right now.

- I have no idea what you're talkin' about.

That's my money, see,

a nope?

- You don't give my back my money right now,

it's gonna be a problem on today!

You have a Halloween problem!

- I guess we have a problem, then.

- I don't know what's up with you, little girl,

but these little- (grunts)

- Okay. Looky here, child. Look.

You gonna open this door.

- It's $10, Rita. It's just $10.

- But she could do it too much!

See? See? This is why-

- It's a kid.

- This is why America is goin' to the crapper.

- Old lady!

- Who you callin' a old lady?!

- Will you come on! - No!

This is an abomination! I'm callin' your principal!

(coin rolling)

- So, you do online dating a lot, then?

- Uh, who said this was a online-

- I just did. (coin clatters)

♪ Risk takers make moves in silence ♪

♪ Money long and still be pilin' ♪

♪ Pockets young, y'all lookin' childish ♪

♪ Fast track, go check my mileage ♪

♪ They ain't up to par ♪

♪ They don't work for what they want ♪

♪ They just ride 'til you take off ♪

♪ Then they get that coup de grace ♪

♪ Not me, not me, do my own thing ♪

♪ Prob'ly, prob'ly, little girl got a ♪

♪ Degree, degree, specializin' in bot'ny ♪

- I can't believe we got played by a little kid, Freddie.

- I believe it.

- (laughs) Why, 'cause this generation?

- 'Cause I called it.

I was like, "we shouldn't."

- She knew what she was doin', though.

- But I called it. See, I knew better.

And now I get to say, "I told you so."

- Why this little girl just Tweet me, though?

- Who? (gasps)

- Little shortie scammer from the crib. (Thalissa laughing)

- I promise you, I promise you,

I'm calling her school tomorrow.

- Why you, leave her alone.

- No. She need to learn. She need to learn.

- She a G.

She a little gangster.

- She got that $30, though.

- Ain't no G, she a thief.

- She is a thief, though.

- [Voiceover] Black and sexy baby.