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(tribal music)
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(man groans)
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- [Man] Right there.
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Yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah.
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Wow.
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- [Freddie] Mm-hm.
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- [Man] Where did you
get your training from?
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- [Freddie] So it's, you know,
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where I trained we learned,
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we used a lot of natural elements.
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It was all about finding good energies,
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and making sure our clients
are really well relaxed.
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Good?
- Mm Hmm.
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Can you go deeper?
- [Freddie] Sure.
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(man groans)
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- Oh yeah, mm-hmm.
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Oh, right there, mm-hmm.
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Yeah, go a little harder on me.
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- Okay.
- Just, yeah, don't be afraid.
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(man groans )
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- So next, I will be
putting rocks on your back.
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And this is for stability.
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And then I shall wave
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this over you for positive energy
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throughout your day,
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so,
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(Freddie humming)
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Can you hum with me please?
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- Uh, yeah.
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(both humming)
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Can you get a little lower?
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- Sure.
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- [Man] Yeah.
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Actually, a little lower, a little lower.
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- That's gonna cost you extra.
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- Like, how much?
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- About $5 an inch.
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- Okay.
(cash register dings)
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- All right.
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Cool.
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(smooth music)
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- Yeah.
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Uh huh!
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Harder.
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- Um,
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okay.
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(smooth music)
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- Oh, yeah.
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Yeah.
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(farting sounds)
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(drums beating)
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Keep going.
- Okay.
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I'm gonna have to,
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wave.
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(Freddie coughs)
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- For the spirits?
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- Yes.
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(smooth music)
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(Freddie coughs)
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(alarm rings)
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Oh, well, look at that!
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Time is up.
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- Already?
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That felt more like 30 minutes.
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- It was amazing.
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Let's see.
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All right, so that looks like 20 inches.
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So that's,
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$100 extra.
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Plus the base rate.
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- What?
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- I mean, cash will be great.
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- It was worth it, though.
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Thank you.
- Thank you.
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(cash register dinging)
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(coin rolls)
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(smooth music)
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- [Voiceover] Black and sexy, baby.
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[Creepy Voice] Annie...
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(tapping sounds)
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- [Distant voice] Freddie!
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(tapping sounds)
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(creepy music)
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(tapping sounds continue)
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(Freddie screams)
(woman laughs wickedly)
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- Freddie go open the damn
door. Me and Thalissa outside.
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(sighs)
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- Really, guys?
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- What? I text you and I
called you, so, your bad
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for not answering.
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- Well,
- Or responding to them.
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- Oh, shit.
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I forgot to pay my phone bill.
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I just thought my phone was dry.
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- Okay, why aren't you
dressed? What is this?
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What is, what is this? We gotta go.
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- Go where?
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- To the Cardi B Halloween party?
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Like, I've been sending
you messages all day.
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- All day.
- That $25 party?
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If I can't pay my phone bill,
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how am I gonna go to the party?
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- Look, it's not $25
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because I connected
with a dude on Twitter,
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he's selling the tickets
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for the low, it's $10.
- For the low.
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- $10?
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That sounds hella suspect.
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- No, no, no. No, no, no.
It's cause it starts soon.
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So he needs, it's like, a rush sale.
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- Right,
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and I told him to send the receipt.
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- Yeah she got the receipts.
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- Check the receipts.
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- Boom.
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So go get dressed, what you doing?
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It's like, it's a costume party,
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$500 cash prize, I'm
ready to get up in there,
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slay it,
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murder them,
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mop the floors with these hoes
with my costume. You feel?
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- Wait, wait? What are you supposed to be?
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- Think about it, think about it.
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- She took a very creative route.
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- No, think about it.
- Think about what?
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- Use this critical thinking.
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Use that beautiful mind
of yours, Freddie Shabazz.
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I believe in you. You know what this is.
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- Dirty flip-flop girl.
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- Okay.
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- Actually, you know
what? Furry flip-flops?
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She's like, a victim of,
like, a PETA protest?
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- Okay I could see that.
- These are red bottoms.
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(Freddie laughs)
- these are bloody shoes.
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- But your bottoms aren't red though!
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- These are bloody shoes.
- Are they red
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on the bottoms though?
- No, no.
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- You focused on the wrong part.
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- Is that tape?
- Shh, come on.
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- They're not red on the bottom.
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- This is DIY, man!
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I mean,
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if you want to be mad,
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- that's an option? But,
- Oh!
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- [Thalissa] I told you
nobody was gonna get it.
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(Rita sighs)
- Okay. So you're Cardi Broke.
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What are you?
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- I am Janet Jackson when
she was in Poetic Justice,
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you know, just like, an Afro punk version.
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- Janet didn't have purple hair.
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- That is why I said an Afro punk version.
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You know, if it was shot in
2017, she would look like this.
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- Okay. Well you know what?
- Well, its not facts.
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- That is a fact.
- It's not a fact.
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- And 2Pac would probably
have the little twists.
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- No, what is that?
- Oh! Disrespect!
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- [Thalissa] In 2017?
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- Watch your mouth.
- Wow.
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- That's what the time is.
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- Its not facts.
- He would, like,
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have these little cornrow things.
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- No, I object.
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- And Janet would have on her purple hair!
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- Well you know what?
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How about y'all just go
sit in the living room,
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I'm gonna go shower. Even
though this would win!
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- What is that?!
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- Zebra.
- That's puma food.
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- That's PJs! My nephew has that.
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(overlapping chatter)
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- I am a zebra!
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- Zebra.
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That's, like, a one piece!
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It's a onesie!
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- That's, that's nothing.
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(hiphop music)
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♪ It's the end of the week ♪
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♪ And I ain't got paid ♪
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♪ Phone bills due ♪
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♪ And the rent's delayed ♪
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♪ Don't trip we got a plan
at the end of the day ♪
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♪ That's how we living
making broke look sexy ♪
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(upbeat music)
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- Wow, Freddie's aunt
sure loves Halloween.
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- Yeah. I think her birthday's
in October or something.
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What's the word on the tickets though?
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- Oh, I hit him up, sent him the money,
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waiting for an email, so.
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- Bet.
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I'm like, super excited about this.
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I feel like I could really get this money.
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- Look at this creepy doll.
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(suspenseful music)
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- What is that?
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- I don't know. I don't wanna
stare at it in the eyes.
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- Oh my God. Why did they
make her face like that?
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She looks so mean!
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- She looks so mean.
- what is the purpose of that?
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- I have an idea, hold on.
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(suspenseful music)
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- ♪ Don't leave me in all this pain ♪
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♪ Don't leave me out in the rain ♪
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(door creaks)
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Hello?
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(suspenseful music)
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♪ Life is so unkind ♪
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(Freddie cries out)
(door slams)
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No! I still have soap in my eyes!
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Really guys? (sighs)
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Ha. Very funny.
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(slasher music)
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(Freddie screams)
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(Thalissa laughing)
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- Oh, that was classic.
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- That shit was dope.
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- That was so funny.
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- That's what you get when
you're singing all loud.
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- Right! Come on, girl. Get dressed,
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and let's go.
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- (singing) And let's go!
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Speaking of let's go,
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(clicks tongue) tickets?
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- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, let
me hit him up right now.
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- ♪ And let them tickets do ♪
- ♪ Do ♪
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(phone dings)
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- Wait,
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(scoffs) hold on, this-
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(phone dings)
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- This dude just blocked me.
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- Come again?
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(Thalissa sighs)
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- He blocked me!
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- Are you saying that the
person that we sent money to,
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like, American currency
to, has ghosted you?
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Is that what we're saying?
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- Yes. And I don't understand!
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I was literally just talking
to this dude all day.
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We were joking around, talking
about how dope Cardi is.
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He said he was about to send the tickets.
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He sent me the receipt!
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- No. No, no, no, no.
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- Who does that?
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- What is this man's twitter
handle? (pensive music)
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- It's @ghettofilms (beep)
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- Yeah, yeah ghettofilm (beep).
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- I'm about to, you know
what? Lemme @ him, @ Cardi.
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- Right. And tweet the people
who are having a party tonight
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and tell them-
(Twitter notification)
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- People out here
scamming, using your name!
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(Twitter notification)
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Dude @ghettofilms is
scamming folks for tickets.
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Was excited to party with you tonight,
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but it looks like it may not be happening.
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- You like?
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(pensive music continues)
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(phone beeps)
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Guys, hello?
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- Freddie, we got scammed.
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- Yeah. The dude took
our money and ghosted.
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- Wait, what?
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- He took our money and ghosted!
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Like, he's not sending us the tickets,
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so you need to get on your Twitter,
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get your followers to tweet
him @ghettofilm (beep)
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and light up his mentions.
266
00:10:00,527 --> 00:10:02,039
'Cause he messed with the wrong ones.
267
00:10:02,039 --> 00:10:03,353
- He really did, He really did.
268
00:10:03,353 --> 00:10:05,490
You need to freaking get on that Twitter,
269
00:10:05,490 --> 00:10:06,763
get your clout in order,
270
00:10:06,763 --> 00:10:08,806
and fucking have him disbarred.
271
00:10:08,806 --> 00:10:11,403
Have him kicked out of all
of Twitterland, forever.
272
00:10:11,403 --> 00:10:12,654
Whatever it is they say.
273
00:10:12,654 --> 00:10:14,478
- I can't, my phone is disconnected.
274
00:10:14,478 --> 00:10:16,713
- Bro us WiFi.
- Duh.
275
00:10:16,713 --> 00:10:18,451
- [Freddie] Oh yeah.
276
00:10:19,793 --> 00:10:22,921
- [Thalissa] All right. I just
found this dude's SoundCloud.
277
00:10:24,426 --> 00:10:25,972
He follows Radio Disney?
278
00:10:26,956 --> 00:10:28,423
- [Freddie] What?
279
00:10:28,423 --> 00:10:29,705
- What a creep.
280
00:10:31,193 --> 00:10:33,810
- Well, I just found his momma's Facebook.
281
00:10:33,810 --> 00:10:35,569
I'm about to message her and be like,
282
00:10:35,569 --> 00:10:37,658
"you have a trifling ass son."
283
00:10:37,658 --> 00:10:38,527
- Do that!
284
00:10:38,527 --> 00:10:40,765
- And Imma need these parents
to be off of social media.
285
00:10:40,765 --> 00:10:43,233
Like, can we have a place for us? Please?
286
00:10:43,233 --> 00:10:45,405
- I like that. Tweet his mama.
287
00:10:45,405 --> 00:10:47,001
- Tweet!
- Tweet his mama!
288
00:10:47,001 --> 00:10:48,537
- Tweeting, message.
289
00:10:48,537 --> 00:10:51,396
- Tell her she got a scammer for a son.
290
00:10:51,396 --> 00:10:54,263
(dramatic music)
291
00:10:58,040 --> 00:10:58,961
- Got it.
292
00:10:58,961 --> 00:10:59,847
- Found what?
293
00:11:01,515 --> 00:11:03,142
- His address.
294
00:11:03,142 --> 00:11:05,644
- Damn it Rita, you always go way too far.
295
00:11:05,644 --> 00:11:06,513
- No, no, no.
- What?
296
00:11:06,513 --> 00:11:07,532
- This time, it's justified.
297
00:11:07,532 --> 00:11:09,663
This man took our money, Freddie.
298
00:11:09,663 --> 00:11:10,967
- (sighs) That's true.
299
00:11:10,967 --> 00:11:11,924
- Thalissa,
300
00:11:13,255 --> 00:11:14,274
are you down?
301
00:11:14,274 --> 00:11:17,141
(dramatic music)
302
00:11:23,433 --> 00:11:25,039
- Okay, so where does this dude live?
303
00:11:25,039 --> 00:11:26,498
52nd and Pico.
304
00:11:26,498 --> 00:11:28,511
- Are you sure that's the right address?
305
00:11:28,511 --> 00:11:29,929
Like, how did you even find it?
306
00:11:29,929 --> 00:11:31,806
- Don't worry about that.
307
00:11:31,806 --> 00:11:33,589
- Okay.
- Really? Do you have a plan?
308
00:11:33,589 --> 00:11:35,487
What are we gonna do when
we show up to his house?
309
00:11:35,487 --> 00:11:37,728
- I have a plan. Don't
worry about that, either.
310
00:11:37,728 --> 00:11:39,908
- No. We need to hear the
plan before we get there,
311
00:11:39,908 --> 00:11:42,141
we're not about to walk
the hour to get there.
312
00:11:42,141 --> 00:11:44,938
- (sighs) Okay. So, boom.
313
00:11:44,938 --> 00:11:46,272
(door bell rings)
314
00:11:46,272 --> 00:11:48,273
(knocking on door)
315
00:11:48,273 --> 00:11:49,240
(door creaks)
316
00:11:49,240 --> 00:11:51,453
- [All] Trick or Treat motherfucker.
317
00:11:51,453 --> 00:11:53,519
(body thuds)
318
00:11:53,519 --> 00:11:54,388
(switch clicks)
319
00:11:54,388 --> 00:11:56,080
(man groans)
320
00:11:56,080 --> 00:11:57,467
- So you get off on stealing money
321
00:11:57,467 --> 00:11:58,880
from women on Twitter, huh?
322
00:11:58,880 --> 00:12:01,200
- No, it's not even like that!
323
00:12:01,200 --> 00:12:02,211
It was an accident!
324
00:12:02,211 --> 00:12:04,568
- Ha! An accident?
325
00:12:04,568 --> 00:12:06,031
- I promise, it was!
326
00:12:06,031 --> 00:12:08,290
- Where's the money at
bruh? (dramatic music)
327
00:12:08,290 --> 00:12:10,050
- It was $30!
328
00:12:10,050 --> 00:12:13,482
- $30? Do you know what
I could do with $30?
329
00:12:13,482 --> 00:12:17,218
(dramatic music continues)
330
00:12:19,023 --> 00:12:21,440
- What are you doing?! Oh God!
331
00:12:21,440 --> 00:12:23,147
(tense music)
332
00:12:23,147 --> 00:12:28,360
(cries out) God, damn. (groaning in pain)
333
00:12:29,610 --> 00:12:30,944
- Did I say you could talk?
334
00:12:30,944 --> 00:12:33,255
- Y'all some evil motherfuckers.
335
00:12:33,255 --> 00:12:36,889
Oh you a dirty motherfucker, I swear!
336
00:12:36,889 --> 00:12:39,842
(door creaks)
337
00:12:39,842 --> 00:12:40,710
(man cries)
338
00:12:40,710 --> 00:12:42,651
- Get your shit and get out.
339
00:12:43,615 --> 00:12:46,705
- But this is my house! (sobbing)
340
00:12:46,705 --> 00:12:48,393
(lighter clicking)
341
00:12:48,393 --> 00:12:51,823
Don't do this, don't
do this, don't do this!
342
00:12:51,823 --> 00:12:53,312
- Not anymore, nigga. (laughs)
343
00:12:53,312 --> 00:12:55,192
(dramatic music)
344
00:12:55,192 --> 00:12:57,145
- (door slams) (crying) It was $30.
345
00:12:57,145 --> 00:13:00,465
- Not anymore, nigga! (cackling)
346
00:13:00,465 --> 00:13:01,334
- Girlfriend.
347
00:13:01,334 --> 00:13:03,329
- Wow. Where did you even get a bat from?
348
00:13:03,329 --> 00:13:04,409
- Right, and when did you start smoking?
349
00:13:04,409 --> 00:13:06,630
- You all are focused on
the wrong things, okay?
350
00:13:06,630 --> 00:13:09,195
Look, every scammer got
about two or three bats
351
00:13:09,195 --> 00:13:10,822
in they house. It's like, a fact.
352
00:13:10,822 --> 00:13:13,845
- Really? because I
haven't seen not one bat
353
00:13:13,845 --> 00:13:14,721
at your house, so.
354
00:13:14,721 --> 00:13:17,266
- Wow. What, are you calling me a scammer?
355
00:13:17,266 --> 00:13:19,463
Is that what you're calling me?
356
00:13:19,463 --> 00:13:21,760
- I said false advertising, okay?
357
00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:23,063
- That's a terrible plan.
358
00:13:25,107 --> 00:13:25,975
- No, that's a terrible plan.
359
00:13:25,975 --> 00:13:27,787
- That is an amazing plan.
It is a fantastic plan.
360
00:13:27,787 --> 00:13:30,331
- No! The scammer's not gonna
let us come into his house
361
00:13:30,331 --> 00:13:33,261
and kick him out. Now
what we need to do is,
362
00:13:33,261 --> 00:13:34,376
(doorbell rings)
363
00:13:34,376 --> 00:13:37,418
(knocking on door)
364
00:13:38,527 --> 00:13:40,070
(door creaks)
365
00:13:40,070 --> 00:13:41,648
- Trick or Treat, motherfucker.
366
00:13:41,648 --> 00:13:44,342
(hiphop music)
367
00:13:45,229 --> 00:13:48,127
- (sobbing) I need some help! Help me!
368
00:13:48,127 --> 00:13:49,488
They robbin' me!
369
00:13:50,781 --> 00:13:53,579
Just when you came to
live in a good community!
370
00:13:53,579 --> 00:13:56,012
(man cries)
371
00:13:58,553 --> 00:14:02,596
No, you evil, evil bastard.
372
00:14:02,596 --> 00:14:04,451
You evil bastard!
373
00:14:04,451 --> 00:14:08,244
♪ This is all I know always keeping it G ♪
374
00:14:08,244 --> 00:14:10,329
♪ Never going OD ♪
375
00:14:10,329 --> 00:14:12,059
♪ Never going OD ♪
376
00:14:12,059 --> 00:14:13,019
- So then I'm gonna be like,
377
00:14:13,019 --> 00:14:15,334
"and until you do right by me,
378
00:14:15,334 --> 00:14:17,638
everything you think of is gonna crumble."
379
00:14:17,638 --> 00:14:19,255
- How is that better than my plan?
380
00:14:19,255 --> 00:14:21,004
- It's way better than your idea.
381
00:14:21,004 --> 00:14:23,019
- And why we get changed
and paint our faces?
382
00:14:23,019 --> 00:14:25,407
- Because we won't get caught?
383
00:14:25,407 --> 00:14:26,564
Like, our faces will be covered, right?
384
00:14:26,564 --> 00:14:29,776
- Okay, no boo. Both of y'all plans suck,
385
00:14:29,776 --> 00:14:31,924
and they're terrible and violent.
386
00:14:31,924 --> 00:14:33,571
I'm a pacifist, so.
387
00:14:33,571 --> 00:14:35,177
- Nah, he need to get his ass beat!
388
00:14:35,177 --> 00:14:36,668
- And you know what?
I'm not opposed to that.
389
00:14:36,668 --> 00:14:37,585
- No.
390
00:14:37,585 --> 00:14:41,113
Violence is never the answer.
What we need to do is,
391
00:14:42,444 --> 00:14:44,949
- [All] Trick or Treat, mother-lover.
392
00:14:44,949 --> 00:14:46,801
(all blowing kisses)
393
00:14:46,801 --> 00:14:49,842
(calm harp music)
394
00:15:30,440 --> 00:15:32,849
- So tell me about your childhood.
395
00:15:32,849 --> 00:15:35,195
Did your parents also
scam people on Twitter?
396
00:15:36,715 --> 00:15:38,480
- Yeah, I'm an eighties baby.
397
00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:40,315
So, my parents didn't have social media.
398
00:15:40,315 --> 00:15:43,005
So, to answer your question, no.
399
00:15:43,005 --> 00:15:44,496
- True.
400
00:15:44,496 --> 00:15:47,134
- So tell us about your
overall mental health,
401
00:15:47,134 --> 00:15:48,636
are you feeling anxious?
402
00:15:48,636 --> 00:15:50,679
Are you stressed out about anything?
403
00:15:50,679 --> 00:15:54,207
- Maybe today's political
climate made you do this.
404
00:15:55,079 --> 00:15:56,925
- I mean, yeah.
405
00:15:56,925 --> 00:15:59,668
Trump is a diabolical bastard.
406
00:15:59,668 --> 00:16:01,617
I mean, this dude is wildin'!
407
00:16:01,617 --> 00:16:03,353
(all agreeing)
408
00:16:03,353 --> 00:16:06,184
Oh, and then this hurricane season
409
00:16:06,184 --> 00:16:08,416
has really put me, just in
a heart wrenching place.
410
00:16:08,416 --> 00:16:09,573
I mean, really in, like,
411
00:16:09,573 --> 00:16:11,450
a really Vivian Green type of feeling.
412
00:16:11,450 --> 00:16:12,319
- Yeah
- mm-hmm
413
00:16:12,319 --> 00:16:14,203
- An emotional rollercoaster.
414
00:16:14,203 --> 00:16:16,090
- Global warming.
415
00:16:16,090 --> 00:16:17,310
Global warming.
- Yeah yeah, yeah.
416
00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:19,239
- [Thalissa] Its crazy.
417
00:16:19,239 --> 00:16:20,230
- Its been a bitch.
418
00:16:21,630 --> 00:16:24,080
(whispering) Where's the
money at though, bruh?
419
00:16:26,710 --> 00:16:29,249
(bag crinkles)
420
00:16:29,249 --> 00:16:30,118
- Really?
421
00:16:31,710 --> 00:16:32,701
- Y'all want some?
422
00:16:33,912 --> 00:16:35,745
- I mean, I'll take say some fries.
423
00:16:35,745 --> 00:16:37,580
- That's all I got left.
424
00:16:37,580 --> 00:16:38,449
- Wow, wow.
425
00:16:42,038 --> 00:16:42,907
- Y'all want some weed?
426
00:16:42,907 --> 00:16:44,838
I got this real good gram, Bubba Kush?
427
00:16:44,838 --> 00:16:46,084
It's phenomenal.
428
00:16:46,084 --> 00:16:48,865
(angelic music)
429
00:16:50,301 --> 00:16:51,793
I'm just asking.
430
00:16:51,793 --> 00:16:54,848
- Freddie! We are not
about to puff, puff, pass
431
00:16:54,848 --> 00:16:56,652
with the dude that you
just stole money from us.
432
00:16:56,652 --> 00:16:59,550
Like, your idea is wacker than that one.
433
00:16:59,550 --> 00:17:02,147
- Okay, well, scammers be
having good weed though.
434
00:17:02,147 --> 00:17:04,910
- No, that's fact right
there. I've heard that stat.
435
00:17:04,910 --> 00:17:07,485
- From who and where?
Like, do y'all smoke?
436
00:17:07,485 --> 00:17:08,891
'Cause you too uptight to smoke.
437
00:17:08,891 --> 00:17:10,342
- You really, you worried about me,
438
00:17:10,342 --> 00:17:11,254
and you don't really know me like that.
439
00:17:11,254 --> 00:17:12,849
- I just want you to loosen
up and be free, that's all.
440
00:17:12,849 --> 00:17:14,659
- What I want to know,
what I want to know,
441
00:17:14,659 --> 00:17:16,140
is how I get a harp.
442
00:17:16,140 --> 00:17:18,966
What scammers you know
be at the crib with like,
443
00:17:18,966 --> 00:17:19,904
two, three harps?
444
00:17:19,904 --> 00:17:21,654
Just chillin'. Just harpin'
it up in their free time?
445
00:17:21,654 --> 00:17:25,316
- I mean, you got, like, a
guitar lying around your house,
446
00:17:25,316 --> 00:17:27,036
that's a string instrument.
447
00:17:27,036 --> 00:17:28,121
But I'm just saying,
448
00:17:28,121 --> 00:17:29,847
- Look at me, look at me, Thalissa.
449
00:17:29,847 --> 00:17:31,457
- I'm just saying. Cause
it's possible. It's possible!
450
00:17:31,457 --> 00:17:35,889
- Look at me, Thay, you got
one, you got one more time
451
00:17:35,889 --> 00:17:39,100
to compare me to that scammer
before you end up for real,
452
00:17:39,100 --> 00:17:42,437
like, homeless. Over there,
with Murphy and all his friends
453
00:17:42,437 --> 00:17:43,417
under the bridge.
454
00:17:43,417 --> 00:17:44,481
Murphy, you got a spot for one more?
455
00:17:44,481 --> 00:17:45,379
You got a spot for one more?
456
00:17:45,379 --> 00:17:48,672
- Do you got a spot? You
got a bed? You got a bed?
457
00:17:48,672 --> 00:17:50,893
- 'Cause this one right
here, she not happy.
458
00:17:50,893 --> 00:17:55,088
She not happy with the
accommodations that the Lord,
459
00:17:55,088 --> 00:17:58,532
the Lord has been providin' for you.
460
00:17:58,532 --> 00:18:00,111
- (overlapping chatter)
And I won't be scammed.
461
00:18:00,111 --> 00:18:02,099
- Yeah. Before Murphy, uh huh.
462
00:18:02,099 --> 00:18:03,683
- Then this what ya got.
463
00:18:03,683 --> 00:18:05,189
'Cause it won't be false advertising.
464
00:18:05,189 --> 00:18:06,920
- She want a roof over her
head, and a hot shower,
465
00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:09,748
she be takin' a 20 minute shower-
466
00:18:09,748 --> 00:18:11,316
- What do you mean, knock?
"Get out da shower!"
467
00:18:11,316 --> 00:18:12,184
- Get out da shower.
468
00:18:12,184 --> 00:18:13,053
- "Get out do shower!"
469
00:18:13,053 --> 00:18:13,922
- Get out da shower.
470
00:18:13,922 --> 00:18:14,790
- I can't even have peace!
471
00:18:14,790 --> 00:18:15,659
Can I have peace?
472
00:18:15,659 --> 00:18:19,008
- Learn how to self monitor,
and then perhaps, perhaps.
473
00:18:19,008 --> 00:18:20,227
- Woo, woo, woo.
474
00:18:20,227 --> 00:18:21,132
When I sleep with Murphy, hey-
475
00:18:21,132 --> 00:18:22,000
- Look.
476
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:23,548
Okay, the Lord provideth,
477
00:18:23,548 --> 00:18:24,573
and he taketh away.
478
00:18:24,573 --> 00:18:25,526
- Wait!
479
00:18:25,526 --> 00:18:28,260
(overlapping chatter)
480
00:18:28,260 --> 00:18:30,662
- We need to get in your
car and go down the street.
481
00:18:30,662 --> 00:18:31,913
Is that okay?
482
00:18:31,913 --> 00:18:35,216
(overlapping chatter)
483
00:18:36,701 --> 00:18:38,039
- You tryin' to get this, or not?
484
00:18:38,039 --> 00:18:39,214
You wanna try to get this money, or not?
485
00:18:39,214 --> 00:18:40,762
I'm tryin' to get this money.
486
00:18:40,762 --> 00:18:41,674
You not tryin' to get this money.
487
00:18:41,674 --> 00:18:43,211
I'm over here tryin' to get this money.
488
00:18:43,211 --> 00:18:44,124
- I'm tryin' to get this money.
489
00:18:44,124 --> 00:18:44,992
- [Rita] Hello, sir.
490
00:18:44,992 --> 00:18:47,790
(overlapping chatter)
491
00:18:47,790 --> 00:18:49,222
- [Driver] Trick or Treatin', yeah?
492
00:18:49,222 --> 00:18:50,929
- (girls in unison) Trick
or Treat, motherfucker!
493
00:18:50,929 --> 00:18:53,312
♪ Ooo ♪
494
00:18:53,312 --> 00:18:55,389
♪ They try to tear us down ♪
495
00:18:55,389 --> 00:18:57,351
♪ Everybody, get up ♪
496
00:18:57,351 --> 00:18:58,873
♪ Get up ♪
497
00:18:58,873 --> 00:19:00,326
♪ Jump and move ♪
498
00:19:00,326 --> 00:19:03,700
♪ Jump and move ♪
499
00:19:03,700 --> 00:19:07,487
♪ Before they tear us down ♪
500
00:19:07,487 --> 00:19:08,408
(car door opens)
501
00:19:08,408 --> 00:19:12,770
- Well, we made it safely, that's good.
502
00:19:12,770 --> 00:19:14,832
(car door slams) So, what's the plan?
503
00:19:14,832 --> 00:19:16,541
- (inhales sharply) Fuck it.
504
00:19:16,541 --> 00:19:17,480
Let's just wing it.
505
00:19:17,480 --> 00:19:18,350
(car door slams)
506
00:19:18,350 --> 00:19:21,130
(intense music)
507
00:19:34,569 --> 00:19:37,436
(doorbell rings)
508
00:19:38,625 --> 00:19:40,007
- [All] Trick or Treat-
509
00:19:40,007 --> 00:19:42,171
(trailing off) Trick or Treat...
510
00:19:42,171 --> 00:19:44,706
- Would you guys like some candy?
511
00:19:44,706 --> 00:19:46,399
- Eh, okay.
512
00:19:46,399 --> 00:19:47,964
(Rita sighs)
- Sure. Why not.
513
00:19:49,408 --> 00:19:50,555
- I'm good, thank you.
514
00:19:51,556 --> 00:19:54,392
- So, aren't you guys a little too old
515
00:19:54,392 --> 00:19:56,363
to be Trick or Treating?
516
00:19:56,363 --> 00:20:01,420
- Hey. There is no age limit on fun, okay?
517
00:20:01,420 --> 00:20:02,678
- Okay...
518
00:20:02,678 --> 00:20:06,611
And what are you supposed to be, anyways?
519
00:20:06,611 --> 00:20:10,536
- (indistinct) Honey, is
your daddy ghettofilms (beep)
520
00:20:10,536 --> 00:20:11,405
on Twitter?
521
00:20:12,396 --> 00:20:13,453
- Rita!
522
00:20:13,453 --> 00:20:15,371
We are not fighting a little baby!
523
00:20:15,371 --> 00:20:16,810
- I just, okay.
524
00:20:16,810 --> 00:20:17,853
- Who wants to know?
525
00:20:19,135 --> 00:20:22,024
- Sweetie. Is there an adult
here that we can talk to?
526
00:20:22,024 --> 00:20:25,360
- No. You talkin' to me. (laughs)
527
00:20:25,360 --> 00:20:26,479
- Okay. Here, hi.
528
00:20:27,967 --> 00:20:30,247
Honey, if your daddy (exhales),
529
00:20:31,658 --> 00:20:35,516
if your daddy is ghettofilm97 on Twitter,
530
00:20:35,516 --> 00:20:37,174
can you go upstairs and let him know
531
00:20:37,174 --> 00:20:40,584
he's got some guests here
that want to speak to him?
532
00:20:40,584 --> 00:20:41,452
Thank you.
- Now.
533
00:20:41,452 --> 00:20:43,893
- First of all, lady, I ain't your honey.
534
00:20:43,893 --> 00:20:47,090
(smacks lips) And second of
all, I'm ghettofilms (beep).
535
00:20:47,090 --> 00:20:48,521
- Wait, it's you?!
536
00:20:48,521 --> 00:20:50,671
- You're ghettofilms (beep)?
537
00:20:50,671 --> 00:20:53,096
I been talkin' to you all day long.
538
00:20:53,096 --> 00:20:55,588
So, you just takin' people money?
539
00:20:55,588 --> 00:20:58,894
Like, you just, you been
scammin' folks left and right?
540
00:20:58,894 --> 00:21:00,739
- I didn't scam anyone.
541
00:21:00,739 --> 00:21:05,192
You gave me your money.
542
00:21:05,192 --> 00:21:06,161
Your bad!
543
00:21:06,161 --> 00:21:08,508
- Okay. Lookit here, child.
I'm not scared of babies, okay?
544
00:21:08,508 --> 00:21:10,530
You gonna give me back my money right now.
545
00:21:10,530 --> 00:21:12,220
- I have no idea what
you're talkin' about.
546
00:21:12,220 --> 00:21:13,596
That's my money, see,
547
00:21:13,596 --> 00:21:14,465
a nope?
548
00:21:14,465 --> 00:21:16,286
- You don't give my
back my money right now,
549
00:21:16,286 --> 00:21:19,083
it's gonna be a problem on today!
550
00:21:19,083 --> 00:21:21,485
You have a Halloween problem!
551
00:21:21,485 --> 00:21:23,049
- I guess we have a problem, then.
552
00:21:23,049 --> 00:21:24,140
- I don't know what's up
with you, little girl,
553
00:21:24,140 --> 00:21:26,004
but these little- (grunts)
554
00:21:26,004 --> 00:21:28,184
- Okay. Looky here, child. Look.
555
00:21:28,184 --> 00:21:29,052
You gonna open this door.
556
00:21:29,052 --> 00:21:32,292
- It's $10, Rita. It's just $10.
557
00:21:32,292 --> 00:21:33,360
- But she could do it too much!
558
00:21:33,360 --> 00:21:35,606
See? See? This is why-
559
00:21:35,606 --> 00:21:36,474
- It's a kid.
560
00:21:36,474 --> 00:21:38,429
- This is why America
is goin' to the crapper.
561
00:21:38,429 --> 00:21:39,298
- Old lady!
562
00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:40,551
- Who you callin' a old lady?!
563
00:21:40,551 --> 00:21:41,780
- Will you come on!
- No!
564
00:21:41,780 --> 00:21:45,401
This is an abomination!
I'm callin' your principal!
565
00:21:45,401 --> 00:21:48,094
(coin rolling)
566
00:21:50,028 --> 00:21:53,284
- So, you do online dating a lot, then?
567
00:21:53,284 --> 00:21:55,732
- Uh, who said this was a online-
568
00:21:55,732 --> 00:21:56,759
- I just did. (coin clatters)
569
00:21:56,759 --> 00:21:58,564
♪ Risk takers make moves in silence ♪
570
00:21:58,564 --> 00:22:00,576
♪ Money long and still be pilin' ♪
571
00:22:00,576 --> 00:22:02,685
♪ Pockets young, y'all lookin' childish ♪
572
00:22:02,685 --> 00:22:05,296
♪ Fast track, go check my mileage ♪
573
00:22:05,296 --> 00:22:06,799
♪ They ain't up to par ♪
574
00:22:06,799 --> 00:22:08,938
♪ They don't work for what they want ♪
575
00:22:08,938 --> 00:22:11,045
♪ They just ride 'til you take off ♪
576
00:22:11,045 --> 00:22:13,184
♪ Then they get that coup de grace ♪
577
00:22:13,184 --> 00:22:15,219
♪ Not me, not me, do my own thing ♪
578
00:22:15,219 --> 00:22:17,326
♪ Prob'ly, prob'ly, little girl got a ♪
579
00:22:17,326 --> 00:22:20,423
♪ Degree, degree, specializin' in bot'ny ♪
580
00:22:20,423 --> 00:22:22,832
- I can't believe we got played
by a little kid, Freddie.
581
00:22:22,832 --> 00:22:24,507
- I believe it.
582
00:22:24,507 --> 00:22:25,835
- (laughs) Why, 'cause this generation?
583
00:22:25,835 --> 00:22:27,138
- 'Cause I called it.
584
00:22:27,138 --> 00:22:29,328
I was like, "we shouldn't."
585
00:22:29,328 --> 00:22:30,197
- She knew what she was doin', though.
586
00:22:30,197 --> 00:22:33,603
- But I called it. See, I knew better.
587
00:22:33,603 --> 00:22:35,376
And now I get to say, "I told you so."
588
00:22:35,376 --> 00:22:37,875
- Why this little girl
just Tweet me, though?
589
00:22:37,875 --> 00:22:40,055
- Who? (gasps)
590
00:22:40,055 --> 00:22:41,976
- Little shortie scammer from
the crib. (Thalissa laughing)
591
00:22:41,976 --> 00:22:43,321
- I promise you, I promise you,
592
00:22:43,321 --> 00:22:45,073
I'm calling her school tomorrow.
593
00:22:45,073 --> 00:22:46,640
- Why you, leave her alone.
594
00:22:47,716 --> 00:22:48,900
- No. She need to learn.
She need to learn.
595
00:22:48,900 --> 00:22:50,008
- She a G.
596
00:22:50,881 --> 00:22:51,749
She a little gangster.
597
00:22:51,749 --> 00:22:53,456
- She got that $30, though.
598
00:22:53,456 --> 00:22:55,125
- Ain't no G, she a thief.
599
00:22:55,125 --> 00:22:56,710
- She is a thief, though.
600
00:22:56,710 --> 00:22:58,482
- [Voiceover] Black and sexy baby.
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