Original subtitles

- [Announcer] Black and sexy, baby

- [Rita] Thanks for calling Quirk Online,

how can I help you?

- [Freddie] Ey! This is lit!

Look at this. Look at it!

- [Thalissa] Ey!

- [Freddie] Right?

That looks super fun.

- Um, just- I'm sorry,

can I put you on hold for a second?

- [Thalissa] I am so down for this

- [Freddie] (whispering) Me too!

- [Rita] Yo! - This will be amaze!

- (in unison) What?

For real? I'm on the phone, can you guys-

- Okay - Keep it down?

- We've been quiet for like, three hours.

- You've been in my house for the last three hours.

That's a choice.

You can go home for a lot of hours, if you'd like

- Okay, let's-

- Yeah

- Woosah

- Woosh. Shh.

- Breathe out, breathe in

- [Freddie] Hey, you- - Hold it, hold it.

- [Freddie] Shut it down. Three more minutes.

- Hold it.

Breathe out. (breathes out)

- [Rita] Yes, hello sir, yes.

- Good vibes for you, good vibes.

- So, I think we should go.

- [Thalissa] Okay, how much is it?

- [Rita] The day for-

- It's definitely free.

- It's free?

- Yes, it's free,

well, you know- - All night?

- Well no, we have to RSVP, (Rita talks on the phone)

- and then we'll get there before ten.

Otherwise it's $20.

- $20!

- Exactly.

- (indistinct) I'm sorry, $20!

Okay, yeah. RSVP.

- My apologies, yes.

- [Thalissa] (whispering) RSVP for that.

- You no longer qualify. - [Freddie] Alright,

I'm gonna RSVP. - Sorry, have a good day.

- [Thalissa] Put us on the list.

- I'm gonna put us on the list.

- Yo, for real guys?

Like, for real?

- Whoa, whoa, whoa.

- [Rita] That's just not cool.

- It was an accident,

I got a little bit excited. - Oh was it an accident?

- [Freddie & Thalissa] Yes.

Sorry. - Are you guys already drunk?

- You're just being a little dramatic.

- Am I being dramatic?

I'm trying to work, - Very dramatic.

and you guys are screaming in the background.

- Rita! - Ugh!

- Rita, Rita, Rita! - Screaming?

That's being dramatic. - Excuse me.

Rita, listen, listen, - Listen

- Listen, Rita.

- It's Friday. - It's Friday.

- We ain't got no jobs, we ain't got shit to do,

so let's go party, - Y'all don't got no jobs.

- [Thalissa] Turn up!

- I have a job.

- You know what?

- I'm in between opportunities - Look at the flyer.

- Currently, so.

Look, I passed you my phone.

- Just wanted to put that out there.

Just wanted to let you know that a job is coming.

- [Freddie] Alright, so what do you think?

- (scoffs) Pray on it, honey.

- [Freddie] It's a party. - Okay, I'm not going to this.

- Why?

- Come on!

- Because, I'm not spending $20

on some stupid ass club night. - It's not $20!

Did you look at the flyer?

- I looked at the flyer,

it says $20 at the door. - It clearly says

"Free before ten"

with an RSVP. - Free before ten.

- And, I just put in - R. S.

- Our names two seconds ago. - V. P.

- [Freddie] So, it's free. - Our names are in,

we are getting in.

- For free.

(Thalissa claps)

- [Freddie & Thalissa] So,

- We need to get dressed,

- [Thalissa] Mm hmm.

- Pre game,

- [Thalissa] Mm hmm.

- Hop on the train,

- Hmm.

- [Freddie] And get jiggy with it.

- Wait, why wouldn't we just get on Rider,

like we can just take a Rider.

- Oh, you have Rider money?

- Oh, you balling?

You balling?

- I mean, the train is cool.

- [Freddie] Yeah, the train is great.

- The train is fine.

We got like three hours to get dressed, so-

- Yeah, basically.

- [Thalissa] What time are we coming back?

- Coming back?

- To get dressed and get clothes, so like-

- Eh! I have clothes here.

- Is this why there's not enough closet space, because-

- [Rita] You have-

- This is why there's no extra closet space for any stuff.

- You have plenty of closet space, Thalissa.

- I don't have plenty,

- You're, you're fine. - [Thalissa] Rita.

- For your 75- - (talking over) Rita,

I don't have plenty. - You are fine.

♪ (drum beat) Ah ♪

♪ It's the end of the week ♪

♪ and I ain't got pay. ♪

♪ Phone bill's doing the rest delay. ♪

♪ Don't trip, we got a plan at the end of the day. ♪

♪ That's how we're living, making broke look sexy. ♪

- [Thalissa] Nah.

- No. - [Freddie] Looks cute though.

- [Freddie] No?

- [Thalissa] Eh.

- [Freddie] Oh god, you're so difficult.

- [Freddie & Thalissa] No.

- [Thalissa] No. - [Freddie] It's too hot.

- [Freddie] This?

- [Thalissa] Eh.

- [Freddie] Rita!

- I mean it depends on what you're going for.

- Mm hmm. It's amazing I love it.

So good.

- (whispering) She's not even paying-

Ooh. What is that thing on the floor?

I think I like that.

- [Freddie] This one, you like it?

- [Thalissa] Yeah, let me see.

- I still say this one right here.

- Rita! I need your options.

Rita, tell her to wear this one, this is cute.

With the back out?

It's like, "Hey I'm Freddie,

Peekaboo, I see you!"

- (whispering) Let me see it.

I call it my- - That back action.

- [Freddie] My booty dress.

- That back action there.

- [Freddie] Booty dress.

- [Thalissa] Yes. I think you have a winner.

Rita, what are you wearing?

- [Rita] I'm not going.

- You, Rita, get dressed.

We gon' go to the club.

We at three hours, we gon' turn up.

We gon' do a little drinky drink.

Do a little dancey dance.

(upbeat music)

[All] Woo!

(music continues)

- [Thalissa] ] Yes!

- [Freddie] To a great night!

- To a great night.

(music continues)

(alarm sounds)

- That's strike one. - [Thalissa] Rita!

- [Freddie] No, but on some thotty thot thot dresses.

- Yes.

- I'm not wearing thotty thot thot dresses.

- [Thalissa] You need to dress for the occasion.

(music continues)

(alarm sounds)

- [Thalissa] What is happening?

- Wow. - [Thalissa] (laughing) Oh.

- [Rita] This is what the kids are wearing now.

- I forbid thee from walking out these doors

with thy turtleneck on thy neck.

- Form fitting situation. - [Thalissa] Listen.

- It shows- look at it.

It shows the curve of my rump.

(music continues)

- [Freddie & Thalissa] Yes!

- [Freddie] Yes belly! - [Thalissa] Belly and body!

- What're you talking about,

"I don't have a thot dress?"

- Look!

- [Rita] I just went in the back,

and I got dressed like you and came back.

- And you know what, it works, - That's good

- And you look amazing, so.

- You look great, honey.

Take a shot for Thot Rita.

- This is-

- [Thalissa] 'Cause you deserve it.

- Yes. Do it.

- [Thalissa] Come on! - [Freddie] Do it, do it.

- [Rita] What is in it?

- It's something that was in yo' kitchen.

- [Freddie] Do it, do it.

It's from- - [Thalissa] That's Freddie's

I don't- - [Freddie] Do it, do it,

do it, do it, do it, yes!

- [Thalissa] Yes!

Come on!

- [Freddie] Really? Don't sip it, drink it.

Oh god!

- [Thalissa] You just take it to the head.

- [Freddie] Take it back, take it back.

- [Thalissa] Yay!

♪ (hip hop music) You were on your way to class, ♪

♪ you were still in school. ♪

♪ I remember thinking, "Oh my gosh, her outfit is so cool," ♪

♪ I remember getting nervous, said something dumb, ♪

♪ But then you smiled, so I guess it's still working. ♪

♪ Most beautiful thing up on this earth it's crazy. ♪

♪ 'Cause lately these girls don't keep my attention ♪

♪ Like you when you walk through, ♪

♪ You the only one I want to talk to. ♪

♪ I mean, this is crazy, 'cause I just met you, ♪

♪ But here's my number, I don't mean to sweat you. ♪

♪ Maybe when things slow down, I can go and just text you. ♪

♪ Or better yet I'll call, show a little more commitment. ♪

♪ I can't say I ball, but I been on them benches. ♪

♪ And I give you my all, girl I can't stop grinning. ♪

- Remember to turn up.

- Turn up!

- Always. - Cheers!

- Always turn up!

- Ah, tonight is gonna be a bomb night.

- It's gon' be lit,

- It's gon' be lit. - It's gon' be lit.

- [Rita] Okay, it's 8:40, ladies, it's 8:40, so.

- [Thalissa] Okay, chill shawty, chill.

- (whispering) Hater.

- [Thalissa] Chill!

- Let's go! - [Thalissa] Boom!

- [Freddie] Party it up!

- Okay, yeah, I see, I see. - Welcome to this

very real commute. - The subway.

- [Thalissa] Are you ready to party,

are you ready to party?

- [Freddie] Gonna be the bomb

- [Thalissa] (singing) It's gonna be a-

- Phone.

- [Freddie & Thalissa] Lit!

- Phone.

- (singing) Party!

- [Freddie] Hey, what time is it?

- Are we good? Are we good?

- Yes. - Are we gonna make it?

How long does it say it's going to take to get there?

- Like, 20 minutes.

- Oh.

What is that?

- Woo! - What is that?

- [Freddie] What?

- What are those?

- [Freddie] What?

- What- this is what we call (clears throat)

A roadie.

- A what? - What is a roadie?

- You've never heard of a roadie?

- Mm mm.

- It's a drink for the road.

- Oh!

- Like we on the roadie.

- E. T. R. - I get it.

- Road- - F?

- E. - Yes.

- I hate y'all. - You want some of this?

- Yes!

- Neither of you had enough to drink at the crib?

- Mom. Mom. - [Rita] Man, you- okay.

- [Thalissa] Alright.

- Well somebody has to be responsible,

I'll get y'all home. - [Thalissa] Chill!

(upbeat music)

- We're almost there. Yes.

- [Thalissa] Okay.

- [Freddie] Tada.

- [Rita] Freddie.

- Here we are.

- This place is locked, and abandoned,

there's literally no one here.

- What do you mean? We're here.

- [Thalissa] This is not the right place.

- I googled it myself.

- [Thalissa] There's no music playing.

- There's no one here.

- That's because it's a warehouse party.

- And no one comes to warehouse parties?

- [Thalissa] Really?

- Wait! - [Thalissa] So that is-

what you're saying. - We're right here.

- This is not. This is nothing.

This is where you come to get murdered.

- No.

- I don't wanna get murdered.

- Obviously it's a warehouse party, okay?

- Okay, let me see the flyer, let me see.

- What? Oh my goodness.

- Where is this flyer?

- [Thalissa] You have us in the middle of nowhere.

- It's one five zero West Third Street.

- Look at this.

- It's right there, you can see it for yourself.

What?

Y'all need to calm down, 'cause-

- Freddie! - Do we need to calm down?

- All this negative energy. - This says it's four-

Excuse me, this says four oh eight West Third Place.

- We're not even on the right street, dude.

- We're not even at the right-

Where's the four, man?

Where's the eight?

- Okay, are you kidding?

- These are not- there's no numbers that are the same.

- I think you-

- I don't understand. - Just need to calm down.

- We need to calm down? You bought so many pills-

You're drunk. Are you drunk? - [Thalissa] You got us-

- You're just really killing my vibe.

- Ugh, duh!

- Okay, that, okay-

- [Thalissa] Freddie you had one job!

One! - Can I see the-

- You need to lower your voice.

- Thank you, alright, it's fine.

- [Thalissa] There's freaking possums and-

- Take a deep breath.

(breathes in)

- Nobody ain't no take no a deep breath.

You, scene, scene, scene.

You're done. You're done.

- [Thalissa] You are no longer in charge of anything.

- It is a 15 minute walk in that direction

And I'm getting out of here.

- [Freddie] See, we're not far.

- [Thalissa] Let's just go, 'cause-

(upbeat music)

- [Thalissa] That is your friend,

- [Rita] I don't even know her, I don't.

- [Thalissa] Your best friend.

- [Rita] No.

(music continues)

- [Rita] Hello.

- Hey ladies.

- [Freddie] Hello.

- IDs?

- Oh yes.

- So we're on the list. - Sure.

- Uh, honey, what list?

- Uh, we RSVP'd, free before ten?

- [Freddie] Yeah.

- Uh (laughs) yeah, it's 10:05,

so that means you have to pay 20 each.

- Five minutes, really?

Come on. - Is it that serious?

- [Freddie] It's only five minutes.

- Girl bye.

Either y'all pay 20, or y'all can leave.

- [Rita] Okay.

- Really?

- You're doing a lot.

- Five minutes, for real?

- Uh huh.

- So I think I have a plan.

- [Thalissa] Okay.

- So what we're gonna do is pay for one person,

and then go inside and take turns.

- How that 'posed to work?

- They're giving out bracelets.

- Ah ha! We gon' trade off.

- Exactly.

- That makes- I'm so down for that.

That makes so much sense.

- [Rita] This is a terrible idea.

- Come- alright. - I'm down.

- Can we not waste our money today, please?

- Give me your money.

- [Thalissa] We're not wasting our money at all.

- Money, now. (Thalissa laughs)

- Purse. - [Rita] Can we go home?

- How much money you got?

No. - Why are we gonna go home?

We're definitely getting in,

like, it took us a minute to get here,

- [Freddie] Exactly.

- So we're definitely not coming home.

- Uh, give me your money.

- Get your money, honey, get your money out.

- [Freddie] Stop doing this.

Yass. - [Thalissa] Alright, alright,

I have a five.

- This is why y'all stay broke.

This is why. - [Thalissa] No, okay,

Broke, but we livin' our lives though.

- Let the record show that I am strongly against this.

- I have five dollars.

- I got six dollars, two quarters-

- Thank you.

- Can you-

- [Thalissa] You're two down.

- [Freddie] Alright so this is eight dollars right here.

- [Thalissa] Okay.

- [Rita] I think you're still short,

how much did she give you?

- Mm mm. Watch this.

- [Thalissa] I believe in you.

- This is- don't encourage her.

Don't encourage- - I will encourage to this.

- She's not-

- Keep hope alive!

- Oh, you're back.

So, what did you decide?

- Alright, so, I'm gonna get one

and then the homies can just hang out.

- Okay, that'll be 20.

- Here you go.

Ah! I'm so sorry.

- It's fine, it's fine.

Just go in.

- [Freddie] Thank you! I'll put this on.

- We in. (laughs)

♪ (hip hop music) Ey, girl don't tell me, ♪

♪ 'Cause I be on my way, ♪

♪ Girl, don't tell me. ♪

- Water?

♪ Girl don't tell me. ♪

♪ I make you feel like you're in love with me, ♪

♪ When you touch me. ♪

- It's free, right?

♪ I'll be on my way, I'll be on my way, hey, ♪

♪ I'll be on my way. ♪

♪ I'll be on my way, I'll be on my way, hey, ♪

♪ I'll be on my way. ♪

♪ I'll be on my way, I'll be on my way, hey, ♪

♪ I'll be on my way. ♪

♪ I'll make you feel like you're in love with me, ♪

♪ when you touch me. ♪

- Hey guys, just coming to tell you how lit this party is.

Look! So lit.

Turn up, turn up, turn up.

Okay, alright.

♪ I ain't really whip that taxi, ♪

♪ Don't be so shy, ♪

♪ 'Cause I ain't really good at dressing. ♪

♪ One, two, three, let's get it. ♪

♪ See it in her eyes, body on fire, ♪

♪ Sweating so hard feel like we're gonna die. ♪

♪ Head from the side, 7:05- ♪

- [Rita] This is cool.

- Look, I'mma play some music,

we'll get the party started right now.

- Uh huh.

- Right now.

- What track you got?

- I got something that's gonna make you

drop it like it's hot.

- Is it? Me?

- It's gonna make you drop it like it's hot.

- What am I dropping?

- Listen.

- I dropped that 20.

- Listen to this track.

(same music as previously)

- Ey! (laughs)

How are you not dancing?

- I'm tired.

- Ey, ey - Look at this.

- [Thalissa] What? It looks like it's cool in there.

Okay, oh, who is that?

Look at that cutie.

- Who?

- Him!

You know what, I'mma need you to get it together,

because you are being such a buzzkill right now,

and I'm tryna have a good time, okay?

- Ugh. I'm not drunk enough for this.

You have any more of that roadie,

or road shot right now?

- See what had happened was with that roadie,

You should have took it when I first offered it to you.

- Thalissa, you ready? Here you go

- [Thalissa] I tried taking the shots.

- Um, so, when you go around, just avoid homeboy.

- Oh the host? He was a little-

a lot. - A bit much.

But the bouncer's not paying any attention, so.

- Oh, cool, alright.

- Can I say for the record though

that I think this is a bad idea?

Can I say for the record?

- [Freddie & Thalissa] Boo! Boo!

- [Freddie] Come on, Rita. - I have a message for you.

- Can you not boo me so loud?

- In the words of Kendrick,

"Bitch don't kill my vibe."

- [Freddie] Don't kill it.

- "Bitch don't kill my vibe."

- Don't kill it.

- Ey, ey, ey, ey!

"Bitch don't kill my vibe."

- I don't know what I got to do with your vibe.

- [Thalissa] (talking over Rita) Okay, okay, whatever.

- You know what?

- Could'a ran a bubble bath.

- Rita.

- I don't like you.

- Take a deep breath with me.

Inhale fun energy, exhale (breathes out) this.

(hip hop music)

- How is this-?

There is nobody even here.

What? Freddie!

(music continues)

(phone chimes)

- I need to pee!

I need to pee, like I need to pee,

- Okay

I need to pee, I need to pee.

- Alright, relax.

- Freddie, no.

- Um.

- If I relax it, I'm gonna pee on myself,

Like I relax if I exhale. - Don't do that.

- It's gonna be- - You know what?

- Have a seat,

this is for you. - Oh you're such a gentleman.

- Ey, I try, I try, I try.

So, what are you having?

- Um, what are you having?

- You know what, brown is my favorite drink.

- Okay.

- So, that's what I'm gonna go for.

- It can be a brown kind of night,

I'll get whatever you're having.

- Yo, brown on brown, we can do that.

- Weren't there like, three of you?

- Can I go pee, can I use the bathroom,

please? Please, please, - She really has to pee.

- Please, please.

- Do you have $20?

- Ugh, come on, seriously. - Look, I just-

- She just has to pee.

- [Rita] I just gotta pee.

- [Freddie] Where's your heart?

- Should I call security?

- No! No, no, no. - No!

You don't have to call security, it's not that serious,

I just gotta - You know what,

- Do a little bit of pee pee. - Y'all have been getting

- [Rita] If you get us like- - on my nerves tonight.

- I wasn't even 'posed to work tonight.

You know what, if y'all ain't got the money,

y'all need to really leave,

like right now. - I drank a lot of water, so

- I don't care if you drunk a lot of water,

this is my job. - Well if you don't

want her pissing

on your floor. - I'm hydrated.

(hip hop music)

- Hydration.

- I have a cup for that, if you'd like to,

you're open to that.

- You want me to pee in your cup?

- How big is the cup?

- Would you rather I pee in your cup?

(music continues)

- [Bouncer] Y'all are- - How big is it?

- Would that actually be better for you

if I peed in your cup?

- If it's like a 7/11 gulp cup,

maybe she could use it,

in the back? - If I squatted into it?

- (whispering) Jesus, I can't, I can't right now.

(music continues)

- Can't you do this for us, for the culture?

If I take a knee? - For the culture.

(music continues)

- Y'all have $20?

If not, y'all can leave right now,

or else, I'm calling the cops.

- Okay! - Jeez!

Alright!

- You gon' call the cops on a black woman?

♪ (music continues) No love for these hoes though. ♪

♪ I'm too picky, ♪

♪ I just shake my snooty ass non-stop ♪

♪ When the beat drop, and make it pop. ♪

♪ Got work in the morning but I'm on top. ♪

♪ I need ten more minutes, can I sleep in? ♪

♪ And my boss got me drivin' off the deep end. ♪

- [Rita] Just-

- [Freddie] Right here.

You got it?

- [Rita] Yeah. Just do not fart in my face.

- [Freddie] Ugh, okay, I'll hold it.

Sorry I had beans earlier. - [Rita] I swear to God.

(whispering) Oh, shit!

- I'll hold it.

Mm, now I really have to fart!

(music continues)

- Don't stand there- - Ew!

- Just stand here. - Now you're one of those

gross people that like, pee.

- Just stand here, just don't worry about it,

just don't look at it.

- Like you pee on the sidewalk.

Damn Rita.

- No, I'm one of those people

who goes to the club with their friends,

and stands in the parking lot the whole night

because their friends don't know how

to get to the club on time,

'cause their friends don't know how

to get dressed on time,

that's what- the people that I am.

That's, okay.

- Ey (laughs)

- [Freddie] Wait, why are you so lit right now?

You had more to drink?

Damn, I'm jealous.

All I had was a water.

- It was so much fun!

- Look, Thalissa, stop playing,

Rita needs the bracelet.

Hurry up.

- Look, here take your Debbie Downer self in there.

- I don't even wanna fucking go inside anymore.

- [Freddie] Go Rita!

- Just go, it's so lit!

- It's not lit.

- It was dope, it was on fire,

make you wanna holla!

- [Thalissa] (laughs) What is wrong with your friend?

- That's- well, yeah, that is my friend.

Your roommate though.

Oh, wait, watch out, like,

Rita's pee is dripping this way.

- Oh come on, really?

(hip hop music)

- But can you be my new address, though?

- Oh, okay.

- No, like, don't leave - [Rita] No thank you,

No, okay.

- You're fine.

Damn!

- I mean, I've been to better parties, but-

- No! It was fun!

It was like a good night out tonight,

I needed it, so. - [Freddie] Agreed.

- [Thalissa] Seriously?

- That shit was wack!

- [Thalissa] It was not! - [Freddie] Really?

- What the fuck was that?

- The DJ was lit, he was killing it.

- The DJ?

You're such a liar, it was a friggin' jukebox.

- Okay, first of all-

- [Freddie] If the DJ was wack-

- There was no DJ.

- [Thalissa] The jukebox was cool.

I had a good time.

You're just mad because you're in the house,

all day, all night, taking two showers,

and you don't go out!

- Uh uh! Uh uh!

I saw you!

And you didn't pay!

- Damn. - Oh, whoa.

- Yes.

And where were you earlier

when these two tried to go to the bathroom?

- Okay, so what had happened was-

- You know what, no, no, no.

- Did he just, do the, do the finger?

- Did he just put a finger in my face?

- Yes, I did.

- Who are you?

Okay.

Oh no! Oh my, oh no!

- Get your thoughts together. - [Bouncer] Security!

Security!

You know what, I see what y'all tryn'a do here,

you're tryn'a get over on me.

- Do you get paid extra for this?

- [Bouncer] Y'all think y'all slick.

- You're doing a lot, you're doing a lot.

- Take a picture of Destiny's Step-Children

- Oh! Oh! Step-children? - [Rita] Excuse you!

- Sir! You are at, like a ten.

I'mma need you to take it to a negative five,

'cause you're doing a lot right now,

and it's not that serious. - It's really not.

- Excuse me, Michelle.

- Oh! - [Rita] Ooh!

- Okay, that was just disrespectful.

- I think you need to pay me my money, now, all of you.

- Okay, does that mean I am Beyonce?

- Child, please, you look more like LaTavia.

- [Rita] Ha!

- She wasn't even in it!

- Exactly-

(girls shout in protest)

- You don't have our permission to take our photograph!

That is, no! That is a violation of our rights!

- This is a violation of my rights.

- Because, I did not agree to this.

- What Rita said.

- I don't have time for all of this.

- You know what, I'm going to press charges.

- Your registration number?

- [Bouncer] I'm gonna give y'all five-

If y'all do not leave when I count to five,

- Count to five?

- [Freddie] Are we kids?

- You got- on a black woman?

- Five,

- [Girls] Wow.

- [Freddie] Are we kids?

- [Bouncer] Four, - Four?

- Are we having a time out? - Three?

- [Bouncer] Three, - We're grown ass women.

- Two, - Two.

- One.

- [Bouncer] One.

- Wit' your maroon.

- Wit' your polka dots,

wit' your lavender.

(coin falling on the floor)

(hip hop music)

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah. Woo! ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah! ♪

♪ Black girl magic. ♪

♪ Right about the hair. ♪

♪ Abracadabra. ♪

[Announcer] Black and sexy, baby.

- Rider is super simple, okay?

- [Man] Okay.

- You can make a lot of money,

and you can be your own boss.

Everything is through the app, okay?

- Alright

- Drivers rate passengers, passengers rate drivers.

So, give everyone their "high five,"

and, be polite.

- [Man] Okay.

- And just get them to where they need to go.

- I mean it sounds pretty simple, um.

♪ (hip hop music) Now let's work, oh, ♪

♪ Now watch this! Oh! ♪

♪ Now let's work! Oh! ♪

♪ Get money like me. Oh! ♪

♪ Now let's work! Oh! ♪

- No, don't call the cops!

♪ Now let's work! Oh! ♪

♪ Get money like me! Oh! ♪

♪ Now let's- ♪

(laughs)

♪ (music continues) Work! ♪

♪ Cruising down the highway, ♪

♪ Steady, doing it my way. ♪

♪ I don't really care about what them haters say. ♪

♪ I got a great job that I don't like, ♪

♪ 'Cause I be working them late nights. ♪

♪ Guess that's just the price you pay ♪

♪ When chasing after that money. ♪

- I just dropped off this freaky ass couple,

like dude had his stuff out.

♪ (music continues) Let's work! Oh! ♪

♪ Get money like me, oh! ♪

♪ Now let's work! Oh! ♪

♪ Now watch this! Oh! ♪

♪ Now let's work! Oh! ♪

♪ Get money like me! Oh! ♪

♪ Now let's work! Oh! ♪

♪ I hate the way society encourages anxiety ♪

- You know what, can you watch him for me?

- What?

- I can't take him to my audition with me.

- I can't watch your baby.

- But, my phone number's on the back of this card.

Sippy cup's in the bag,

he already ate, so don't worry about that.

He loves Jay-Z, so if you play that, he'll relax,

and, um, diapers in the back, too.

Thank you so, so much!

♪ (music continues) Now let's work! Oh! ♪

♪ Get money like me! Oh! ♪

♪ Now let's work! Oh! ♪

♪ Now watch this! Oh! ♪

♪ Now let's work! ♪

[Announcer] Black and sexy, baby!