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- [Announcer] Black and sexy, baby
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- [Rita] Thanks for calling Quirk Online,
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how can I help you?
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- [Freddie] Ey! This is lit!
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Look at this. Look at it!
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- [Thalissa] Ey!
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- [Freddie] Right?
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That looks super fun.
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- Um, just- I'm sorry,
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can I put you on hold for a second?
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- [Thalissa] I am so down for this
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- [Freddie] (whispering) Me too!
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- [Rita] Yo!
- This will be amaze!
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- (in unison) What?
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For real? I'm on the phone, can you guys-
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- Okay
- Keep it down?
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- We've been quiet for like, three hours.
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- You've been in my house
for the last three hours.
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That's a choice.
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You can go home for a lot
of hours, if you'd like
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- Okay, let's-
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- Yeah
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- Woosah
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- Woosh. Shh.
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- Breathe out, breathe in
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- [Freddie] Hey, you-
- Hold it, hold it.
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- [Freddie] Shut it
down. Three more minutes.
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- Hold it.
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Breathe out. (breathes out)
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- [Rita] Yes, hello sir, yes.
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- Good vibes for you, good vibes.
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- So, I think we should go.
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- [Thalissa] Okay, how much is it?
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- [Rita] The day for-
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- It's definitely free.
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- It's free?
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- Yes, it's free,
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well, you know-
- All night?
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- Well no, we have to RSVP,
(Rita talks on the phone)
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- and then we'll get there before ten.
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Otherwise it's $20.
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- $20!
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- Exactly.
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- (indistinct) I'm sorry, $20!
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Okay, yeah. RSVP.
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- My apologies, yes.
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- [Thalissa] (whispering) RSVP for that.
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- You no longer qualify.
- [Freddie] Alright,
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I'm gonna RSVP.
- Sorry, have a good day.
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- [Thalissa] Put us on the list.
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- I'm gonna put us on the list.
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- Yo, for real guys?
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Like, for real?
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- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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- [Rita] That's just not cool.
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- It was an accident,
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I got a little bit excited.
- Oh was it an accident?
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- [Freddie & Thalissa] Yes.
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Sorry.
- Are you guys already drunk?
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- You're just being a little dramatic.
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- Am I being dramatic?
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I'm trying to work,
- Very dramatic.
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and you guys are screaming
in the background.
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- Rita!
- Ugh!
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- Rita, Rita, Rita!
- Screaming?
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That's being dramatic.
- Excuse me.
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Rita, listen, listen,
- Listen
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- Listen, Rita.
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- It's Friday.
- It's Friday.
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- We ain't got no jobs,
we ain't got shit to do,
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so let's go party,
- Y'all don't got no jobs.
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- [Thalissa] Turn up!
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- I have a job.
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- You know what?
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- I'm in between opportunities
- Look at the flyer.
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- Currently, so.
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Look, I passed you my phone.
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- Just wanted to put that out there.
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Just wanted to let you
know that a job is coming.
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- [Freddie] Alright, so what do you think?
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- (scoffs) Pray on it, honey.
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- [Freddie] It's a party.
- Okay, I'm not going to this.
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- Why?
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- Come on!
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- Because, I'm not spending $20
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on some stupid ass club night.
- It's not $20!
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Did you look at the flyer?
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- I looked at the flyer,
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it says $20 at the door.
- It clearly says
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"Free before ten"
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with an RSVP.
- Free before ten.
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- And, I just put in
- R. S.
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- Our names two seconds ago.
- V. P.
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- [Freddie] So, it's free.
- Our names are in,
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we are getting in.
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- For free.
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(Thalissa claps)
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- [Freddie & Thalissa] So,
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- We need to get dressed,
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- [Thalissa] Mm hmm.
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- Pre game,
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- [Thalissa] Mm hmm.
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- Hop on the train,
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- Hmm.
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- [Freddie] And get jiggy with it.
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- Wait, why wouldn't we just get on Rider,
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like we can just take a Rider.
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- Oh, you have Rider money?
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- Oh, you balling?
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You balling?
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- I mean, the train is cool.
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- [Freddie] Yeah, the train is great.
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- The train is fine.
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We got like three hours
to get dressed, so-
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- Yeah, basically.
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- [Thalissa] What time are we coming back?
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- Coming back?
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- To get dressed and get clothes, so like-
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- Eh! I have clothes here.
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- Is this why there's not
enough closet space, because-
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- [Rita] You have-
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- This is why there's no extra
closet space for any stuff.
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- You have plenty of
closet space, Thalissa.
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- I don't have plenty,
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- You're, you're fine.
- [Thalissa] Rita.
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- For your 75-
- (talking over) Rita,
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I don't have plenty.
- You are fine.
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♪ (drum beat) Ah ♪
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♪ It's the end of the week ♪
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♪ and I ain't got pay. ♪
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♪ Phone bill's doing the rest delay. ♪
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♪ Don't trip, we got a plan
at the end of the day. ♪
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♪ That's how we're living,
making broke look sexy. ♪
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- [Thalissa] Nah.
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- No.
- [Freddie] Looks cute though.
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- [Freddie] No?
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- [Thalissa] Eh.
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- [Freddie] Oh god, you're so difficult.
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- [Freddie & Thalissa] No.
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- [Thalissa] No.
- [Freddie] It's too hot.
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- [Freddie] This?
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- [Thalissa] Eh.
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- [Freddie] Rita!
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- I mean it depends on
what you're going for.
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- Mm hmm. It's amazing I love it.
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So good.
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- (whispering) She's not even paying-
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Ooh. What is that thing on the floor?
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I think I like that.
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- [Freddie] This one, you like it?
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- [Thalissa] Yeah, let me see.
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- I still say this one right here.
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- Rita! I need your options.
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Rita, tell her to wear
this one, this is cute.
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With the back out?
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It's like, "Hey I'm Freddie,
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Peekaboo, I see you!"
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- (whispering) Let me see it.
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I call it my-
- That back action.
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- [Freddie] My booty dress.
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- That back action there.
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- [Freddie] Booty dress.
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- [Thalissa] Yes. I
think you have a winner.
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Rita, what are you wearing?
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- [Rita] I'm not going.
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- You, Rita, get dressed.
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We gon' go to the club.
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We at three hours, we gon' turn up.
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We gon' do a little drinky drink.
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Do a little dancey dance.
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(upbeat music)
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[All] Woo!
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(music continues)
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- [Thalissa] ] Yes!
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- [Freddie] To a great night!
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- To a great night.
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(music continues)
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(alarm sounds)
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- That's strike one.
- [Thalissa] Rita!
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- [Freddie] No, but on some
thotty thot thot dresses.
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- Yes.
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- I'm not wearing thotty
thot thot dresses.
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- [Thalissa] You need to
dress for the occasion.
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(music continues)
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(alarm sounds)
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- [Thalissa] What is happening?
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- Wow.
- [Thalissa] (laughing) Oh.
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- [Rita] This is what
the kids are wearing now.
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- I forbid thee from
walking out these doors
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with thy turtleneck on thy neck.
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- Form fitting situation.
- [Thalissa] Listen.
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- It shows- look at it.
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It shows the curve of my rump.
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(music continues)
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- [Freddie & Thalissa] Yes!
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- [Freddie] Yes belly!
- [Thalissa] Belly and body!
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- What're you talking about,
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"I don't have a thot dress?"
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- Look!
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- [Rita] I just went in the back,
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and I got dressed like you and came back.
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- And you know what, it works,
- That's good
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- And you look amazing, so.
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- You look great, honey.
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Take a shot for Thot Rita.
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- This is-
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- [Thalissa] 'Cause you deserve it.
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- Yes. Do it.
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- [Thalissa] Come on!
- [Freddie] Do it, do it.
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- [Rita] What is in it?
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- It's something that was in yo' kitchen.
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- [Freddie] Do it, do it.
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It's from-
- [Thalissa] That's Freddie's
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I don't-
- [Freddie] Do it, do it,
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do it, do it, do it, yes!
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- [Thalissa] Yes!
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Come on!
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- [Freddie] Really?
Don't sip it, drink it.
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Oh god!
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- [Thalissa] You just take it to the head.
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- [Freddie] Take it back, take it back.
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- [Thalissa] Yay!
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♪ (hip hop music) You were
on your way to class, ♪
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♪ you were still in school. ♪
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♪ I remember thinking, "Oh my
gosh, her outfit is so cool," ♪
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♪ I remember getting nervous,
said something dumb, ♪
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♪ But then you smiled, so I
guess it's still working. ♪
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♪ Most beautiful thing up
on this earth it's crazy. ♪
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♪ 'Cause lately these girls
don't keep my attention ♪
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♪ Like you when you walk through, ♪
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♪ You the only one I want to talk to. ♪
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♪ I mean, this is crazy,
'cause I just met you, ♪
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♪ But here's my number, I
don't mean to sweat you. ♪
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♪ Maybe when things slow down,
I can go and just text you. ♪
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♪ Or better yet I'll call, show
a little more commitment. ♪
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♪ I can't say I ball, but
I been on them benches. ♪
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♪ And I give you my all,
girl I can't stop grinning. ♪
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- Remember to turn up.
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- Turn up!
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- Always.
- Cheers!
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- Always turn up!
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- Ah, tonight is gonna be a bomb night.
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- It's gon' be lit,
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- It's gon' be lit.
- It's gon' be lit.
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- [Rita] Okay, it's 8:40,
ladies, it's 8:40, so.
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- [Thalissa] Okay, chill shawty, chill.
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- (whispering) Hater.
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- [Thalissa] Chill!
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- Let's go!
- [Thalissa] Boom!
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- [Freddie] Party it up!
251
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- Okay, yeah, I see, I see.
- Welcome to this
252
00:06:52,535 --> 00:06:53,404
very real commute.
- The subway.
253
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- [Thalissa] Are you ready to party,
254
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are you ready to party?
255
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- [Freddie] Gonna be the bomb
256
00:06:57,530 --> 00:06:58,655
- [Thalissa] (singing) It's gonna be a-
257
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- Phone.
258
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- [Freddie & Thalissa] Lit!
259
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- Phone.
260
00:07:01,376 --> 00:07:02,315
- (singing) Party!
261
00:07:02,315 --> 00:07:04,333
- [Freddie] Hey, what time is it?
262
00:07:04,333 --> 00:07:05,367
- Are we good? Are we good?
263
00:07:05,367 --> 00:07:06,356
- Yes.
- Are we gonna make it?
264
00:07:06,356 --> 00:07:08,161
How long does it say it's
going to take to get there?
265
00:07:08,161 --> 00:07:09,802
- Like, 20 minutes.
266
00:07:09,802 --> 00:07:10,671
- Oh.
267
00:07:11,601 --> 00:07:12,730
What is that?
268
00:07:15,866 --> 00:07:17,437
- Woo!
- What is that?
269
00:07:17,437 --> 00:07:18,306
- [Freddie] What?
270
00:07:18,306 --> 00:07:19,469
- What are those?
271
00:07:19,469 --> 00:07:20,338
- [Freddie] What?
272
00:07:20,338 --> 00:07:23,693
- What- this is what
we call (clears throat)
273
00:07:23,693 --> 00:07:24,562
A roadie.
274
00:07:24,562 --> 00:07:26,266
- A what?
- What is a roadie?
275
00:07:26,266 --> 00:07:27,917
- You've never heard of a roadie?
276
00:07:27,917 --> 00:07:28,786
- Mm mm.
277
00:07:28,786 --> 00:07:30,436
- It's a drink for the road.
278
00:07:30,436 --> 00:07:31,305
- Oh!
279
00:07:32,655 --> 00:07:34,001
- Like we on the roadie.
280
00:07:34,001 --> 00:07:36,399
- E. T. R.
- I get it.
281
00:07:36,399 --> 00:07:37,822
- Road-
- F?
282
00:07:37,822 --> 00:07:38,690
- E.
- Yes.
283
00:07:38,690 --> 00:07:39,951
- I hate y'all.
- You want some of this?
284
00:07:39,951 --> 00:07:40,820
- Yes!
285
00:07:40,820 --> 00:07:42,857
- Neither of you had enough
to drink at the crib?
286
00:07:42,857 --> 00:07:44,711
- Mom. Mom.
- [Rita] Man, you- okay.
287
00:07:44,711 --> 00:07:45,580
- [Thalissa] Alright.
288
00:07:45,580 --> 00:07:46,613
- Well somebody has to be responsible,
289
00:07:46,613 --> 00:07:47,828
I'll get y'all home.
- [Thalissa] Chill!
290
00:07:47,828 --> 00:07:50,521
(upbeat music)
291
00:08:28,122 --> 00:08:30,382
- We're almost there. Yes.
292
00:08:31,890 --> 00:08:33,454
- [Thalissa] Okay.
293
00:08:36,618 --> 00:08:38,046
- [Freddie] Tada.
294
00:08:38,046 --> 00:08:38,914
- [Rita] Freddie.
295
00:08:38,914 --> 00:08:40,809
- Here we are.
296
00:08:40,809 --> 00:08:44,929
- This place is locked, and abandoned,
297
00:08:44,929 --> 00:08:47,182
there's literally no one here.
298
00:08:47,182 --> 00:08:49,475
- What do you mean? We're here.
299
00:08:49,475 --> 00:08:50,452
- [Thalissa] This is not the right place.
300
00:08:50,452 --> 00:08:51,320
- I googled it myself.
301
00:08:51,320 --> 00:08:52,229
- [Thalissa] There's no music playing.
302
00:08:52,229 --> 00:08:53,182
- There's no one here.
303
00:08:53,182 --> 00:08:55,390
- That's because it's a warehouse party.
304
00:08:55,390 --> 00:08:56,789
- And no one comes to warehouse parties?
305
00:08:56,789 --> 00:08:58,501
- [Thalissa] Really?
306
00:08:58,501 --> 00:08:59,642
- Wait!
- [Thalissa] So that is-
307
00:08:59,642 --> 00:09:00,879
what you're saying.
- We're right here.
308
00:09:00,879 --> 00:09:02,002
- This is not. This is nothing.
309
00:09:02,002 --> 00:09:04,550
This is where you come to get murdered.
310
00:09:04,550 --> 00:09:05,419
- No.
311
00:09:05,419 --> 00:09:06,287
- I don't wanna get murdered.
312
00:09:06,287 --> 00:09:09,159
- Obviously it's a warehouse party, okay?
313
00:09:09,159 --> 00:09:10,419
- Okay, let me see the flyer, let me see.
314
00:09:10,419 --> 00:09:12,107
- What? Oh my goodness.
315
00:09:12,107 --> 00:09:12,975
- Where is this flyer?
316
00:09:12,975 --> 00:09:14,387
- [Thalissa] You have us
in the middle of nowhere.
317
00:09:14,387 --> 00:09:17,776
- It's one five zero West Third Street.
318
00:09:18,889 --> 00:09:19,783
- Look at this.
319
00:09:19,783 --> 00:09:23,229
- It's right there, you
can see it for yourself.
320
00:09:23,229 --> 00:09:24,098
What?
321
00:09:25,866 --> 00:09:27,514
Y'all need to calm down, 'cause-
322
00:09:27,514 --> 00:09:28,849
- Freddie!
- Do we need to calm down?
323
00:09:28,849 --> 00:09:30,568
- All this negative energy.
- This says it's four-
324
00:09:30,568 --> 00:09:34,569
Excuse me, this says four
oh eight West Third Place.
325
00:09:34,569 --> 00:09:35,721
- We're not even on
the right street, dude.
326
00:09:35,721 --> 00:09:37,030
- We're not even at the right-
327
00:09:37,030 --> 00:09:38,064
Where's the four, man?
328
00:09:38,064 --> 00:09:39,011
Where's the eight?
329
00:09:39,011 --> 00:09:40,033
- Okay, are you kidding?
330
00:09:40,033 --> 00:09:42,709
- These are not- there's no
numbers that are the same.
331
00:09:42,709 --> 00:09:43,578
- I think you-
332
00:09:43,578 --> 00:09:45,228
- I don't understand.
- Just need to calm down.
333
00:09:45,228 --> 00:09:46,604
- We need to calm down?
You bought so many pills-
334
00:09:46,604 --> 00:09:47,472
You're drunk. Are you drunk?
- [Thalissa] You got us-
335
00:09:47,472 --> 00:09:48,504
- You're just really killing my vibe.
336
00:09:48,504 --> 00:09:49,372
- Ugh, duh!
337
00:09:49,372 --> 00:09:50,241
- Okay, that, okay-
338
00:09:50,241 --> 00:09:52,471
- [Thalissa] Freddie you had one job!
339
00:09:52,471 --> 00:09:53,340
One!
- Can I see the-
340
00:09:53,340 --> 00:09:54,208
- You need to lower your voice.
341
00:09:54,208 --> 00:09:55,077
- Thank you, alright, it's fine.
342
00:09:55,077 --> 00:09:55,945
- [Thalissa] There's freaking possums and-
343
00:09:55,945 --> 00:09:57,488
- Take a deep breath.
344
00:09:57,488 --> 00:09:58,356
(breathes in)
345
00:09:58,356 --> 00:09:59,253
- Nobody ain't no take no a deep breath.
346
00:09:59,253 --> 00:10:01,592
You, scene, scene, scene.
347
00:10:01,592 --> 00:10:03,377
You're done. You're done.
348
00:10:03,377 --> 00:10:05,926
- [Thalissa] You are no
longer in charge of anything.
349
00:10:05,926 --> 00:10:08,401
- It is a 15 minute walk in that direction
350
00:10:08,401 --> 00:10:10,640
And I'm getting out of here.
351
00:10:10,640 --> 00:10:11,509
- [Freddie] See, we're not far.
352
00:10:11,509 --> 00:10:13,120
- [Thalissa] Let's just go, 'cause-
353
00:10:13,120 --> 00:10:15,813
(upbeat music)
354
00:10:16,879 --> 00:10:17,747
- [Thalissa] That is your friend,
355
00:10:17,747 --> 00:10:18,812
- [Rita] I don't even know her, I don't.
356
00:10:18,812 --> 00:10:20,281
- [Thalissa] Your best friend.
357
00:10:20,281 --> 00:10:21,150
- [Rita] No.
358
00:10:21,150 --> 00:10:24,104
(music continues)
359
00:10:30,856 --> 00:10:32,534
- [Rita] Hello.
360
00:10:32,534 --> 00:10:33,403
- Hey ladies.
361
00:10:33,403 --> 00:10:34,271
- [Freddie] Hello.
362
00:10:34,271 --> 00:10:35,448
- IDs?
363
00:10:35,448 --> 00:10:36,384
- Oh yes.
364
00:10:36,384 --> 00:10:38,803
- So we're on the list.
- Sure.
365
00:10:38,803 --> 00:10:40,802
- Uh, honey, what list?
366
00:10:42,426 --> 00:10:44,844
- Uh, we RSVP'd, free before ten?
367
00:10:44,844 --> 00:10:46,265
- [Freddie] Yeah.
368
00:10:46,265 --> 00:10:50,329
- Uh (laughs) yeah, it's 10:05,
369
00:10:50,329 --> 00:10:53,879
so that means you have to pay 20 each.
370
00:10:53,879 --> 00:10:55,854
- Five minutes, really?
371
00:10:55,854 --> 00:10:57,192
Come on.
- Is it that serious?
372
00:10:57,192 --> 00:10:58,061
- [Freddie] It's only five minutes.
373
00:10:58,061 --> 00:10:58,929
- Girl bye.
374
00:10:58,929 --> 00:11:01,406
Either y'all pay 20, or y'all can leave.
375
00:11:01,406 --> 00:11:02,274
- [Rita] Okay.
376
00:11:02,274 --> 00:11:03,143
- Really?
377
00:11:03,143 --> 00:11:05,530
- You're doing a lot.
378
00:11:05,530 --> 00:11:06,438
- Five minutes, for real?
379
00:11:06,438 --> 00:11:07,306
- Uh huh.
380
00:11:13,580 --> 00:11:14,704
- So I think I have a plan.
381
00:11:14,704 --> 00:11:15,573
- [Thalissa] Okay.
382
00:11:15,573 --> 00:11:17,424
- So what we're gonna do
is pay for one person,
383
00:11:17,424 --> 00:11:19,624
and then go inside and take turns.
384
00:11:19,624 --> 00:11:21,698
- How that 'posed to work?
385
00:11:21,698 --> 00:11:22,800
- They're giving out bracelets.
386
00:11:22,800 --> 00:11:25,146
- Ah ha! We gon' trade off.
387
00:11:26,739 --> 00:11:27,708
- Exactly.
388
00:11:27,708 --> 00:11:29,106
- That makes- I'm so down for that.
389
00:11:29,106 --> 00:11:29,975
That makes so much sense.
390
00:11:29,975 --> 00:11:30,843
- [Rita] This is a terrible idea.
391
00:11:30,843 --> 00:11:31,712
- Come- alright.
- I'm down.
392
00:11:31,712 --> 00:11:33,870
- Can we not waste our
money today, please?
393
00:11:33,870 --> 00:11:34,739
- Give me your money.
394
00:11:34,739 --> 00:11:38,727
- [Thalissa] We're not
wasting our money at all.
395
00:11:38,727 --> 00:11:39,817
- Money, now.
(Thalissa laughs)
396
00:11:39,817 --> 00:11:41,084
- Purse.
- [Rita] Can we go home?
397
00:11:41,084 --> 00:11:42,067
- How much money you got?
398
00:11:42,067 --> 00:11:43,111
No.
- Why are we gonna go home?
399
00:11:43,111 --> 00:11:44,106
We're definitely getting in,
400
00:11:44,106 --> 00:11:45,757
like, it took us a minute to get here,
401
00:11:45,757 --> 00:11:46,626
- [Freddie] Exactly.
402
00:11:46,626 --> 00:11:47,940
- So we're definitely not coming home.
403
00:11:47,940 --> 00:11:49,273
- Uh, give me your money.
404
00:11:49,273 --> 00:11:50,495
- Get your money, honey,
get your money out.
405
00:11:50,495 --> 00:11:52,115
- [Freddie] Stop doing this.
406
00:11:52,115 --> 00:11:53,236
Yass.
- [Thalissa] Alright, alright,
407
00:11:53,236 --> 00:11:54,104
I have a five.
408
00:11:54,104 --> 00:11:55,439
- This is why y'all stay broke.
409
00:11:55,439 --> 00:11:57,400
This is why.
- [Thalissa] No, okay,
410
00:11:57,400 --> 00:11:59,500
Broke, but we livin' our lives though.
411
00:11:59,500 --> 00:12:02,027
- Let the record show that
I am strongly against this.
412
00:12:02,027 --> 00:12:03,505
- I have five dollars.
413
00:12:03,505 --> 00:12:06,930
- I got six dollars, two quarters-
414
00:12:06,930 --> 00:12:07,798
- Thank you.
415
00:12:07,798 --> 00:12:08,667
- Can you-
416
00:12:08,667 --> 00:12:09,535
- [Thalissa] You're two down.
417
00:12:09,535 --> 00:12:12,089
- [Freddie] Alright so this
is eight dollars right here.
418
00:12:12,089 --> 00:12:12,957
- [Thalissa] Okay.
419
00:12:12,957 --> 00:12:13,826
- [Rita] I think you're still short,
420
00:12:13,826 --> 00:12:14,784
how much did she give you?
421
00:12:14,784 --> 00:12:16,522
- Mm mm. Watch this.
422
00:12:17,598 --> 00:12:20,796
- [Thalissa] I believe in you.
423
00:12:20,796 --> 00:12:22,440
- This is- don't encourage her.
424
00:12:22,440 --> 00:12:24,187
Don't encourage-
- I will encourage to this.
425
00:12:24,187 --> 00:12:25,056
- She's not-
426
00:12:25,056 --> 00:12:27,315
- Keep hope alive!
427
00:12:27,315 --> 00:12:28,401
- Oh, you're back.
428
00:12:28,401 --> 00:12:29,970
So, what did you decide?
429
00:12:29,970 --> 00:12:32,922
- Alright, so, I'm gonna get one
430
00:12:32,922 --> 00:12:36,291
and then the homies can just hang out.
431
00:12:36,291 --> 00:12:38,202
- Okay, that'll be 20.
432
00:12:39,133 --> 00:12:40,349
- Here you go.
433
00:12:41,801 --> 00:12:43,004
Ah! I'm so sorry.
434
00:12:43,004 --> 00:12:45,053
- It's fine, it's fine.
435
00:12:45,053 --> 00:12:46,009
Just go in.
436
00:12:47,863 --> 00:12:51,339
- [Freddie] Thank you! I'll put this on.
437
00:12:53,909 --> 00:12:57,357
- We in. (laughs)
438
00:12:57,357 --> 00:13:01,220
♪ (hip hop music) Ey,
girl don't tell me, ♪
439
00:13:01,220 --> 00:13:03,109
♪ 'Cause I be on my way, ♪
440
00:13:03,109 --> 00:13:06,507
♪ Girl, don't tell me. ♪
441
00:13:06,507 --> 00:13:07,375
- Water?
442
00:13:08,253 --> 00:13:10,887
♪ Girl don't tell me. ♪
443
00:13:10,887 --> 00:13:14,077
♪ I make you feel like
you're in love with me, ♪
444
00:13:14,077 --> 00:13:17,001
♪ When you touch me. ♪
445
00:13:17,001 --> 00:13:18,458
- It's free, right?
446
00:13:18,458 --> 00:13:19,708
♪ I'll be on my way,
I'll be on my way, hey, ♪
447
00:13:19,708 --> 00:13:20,920
♪ I'll be on my way. ♪
448
00:13:20,920 --> 00:13:24,164
♪ I'll be on my way,
I'll be on my way, hey, ♪
449
00:13:24,164 --> 00:13:25,640
♪ I'll be on my way. ♪
450
00:13:25,640 --> 00:13:29,380
♪ I'll be on my way,
I'll be on my way, hey, ♪
451
00:13:29,380 --> 00:13:30,683
♪ I'll be on my way. ♪
452
00:13:30,683 --> 00:13:33,515
♪ I'll make you feel like
you're in love with me, ♪
453
00:13:33,515 --> 00:13:35,352
♪ when you touch me. ♪
454
00:13:35,352 --> 00:13:39,498
- Hey guys, just coming to
tell you how lit this party is.
455
00:13:39,498 --> 00:13:40,627
Look! So lit.
456
00:13:42,940 --> 00:13:45,200
Turn up, turn up, turn up.
457
00:13:46,483 --> 00:13:48,525
Okay, alright.
458
00:13:48,525 --> 00:13:50,199
♪ I ain't really whip that taxi, ♪
459
00:13:50,199 --> 00:13:51,319
♪ Don't be so shy, ♪
460
00:13:51,319 --> 00:13:53,230
♪ 'Cause I ain't really
good at dressing. ♪
461
00:13:53,230 --> 00:13:55,347
♪ One, two, three, let's get it. ♪
462
00:13:55,347 --> 00:13:57,554
♪ See it in her eyes, body on fire, ♪
463
00:13:57,554 --> 00:13:59,927
♪ Sweating so hard feel
like we're gonna die. ♪
464
00:13:59,927 --> 00:14:02,473
♪ Head from the side, 7:05- ♪
465
00:14:02,473 --> 00:14:03,904
- [Rita] This is cool.
466
00:14:03,904 --> 00:14:05,151
- Look, I'mma play some music,
467
00:14:05,151 --> 00:14:06,884
we'll get the party started right now.
468
00:14:06,884 --> 00:14:07,752
- Uh huh.
469
00:14:07,752 --> 00:14:08,621
- Right now.
470
00:14:08,621 --> 00:14:09,773
- What track you got?
471
00:14:09,773 --> 00:14:11,593
- I got something that's gonna make you
472
00:14:11,593 --> 00:14:12,736
drop it like it's hot.
473
00:14:12,736 --> 00:14:13,614
- Is it? Me?
474
00:14:13,614 --> 00:14:14,597
- It's gonna make you
drop it like it's hot.
475
00:14:14,597 --> 00:14:15,600
- What am I dropping?
476
00:14:15,600 --> 00:14:16,468
- Listen.
477
00:14:16,468 --> 00:14:17,337
- I dropped that 20.
478
00:14:17,337 --> 00:14:18,206
- Listen to this track.
479
00:14:18,206 --> 00:14:19,719
(same music as previously)
480
00:14:19,719 --> 00:14:22,412
- Ey! (laughs)
481
00:14:24,824 --> 00:14:26,793
How are you not dancing?
482
00:14:26,793 --> 00:14:27,662
- I'm tired.
483
00:14:27,662 --> 00:14:30,460
- Ey, ey
- Look at this.
484
00:14:30,460 --> 00:14:33,090
- [Thalissa] What? It looks
like it's cool in there.
485
00:14:33,090 --> 00:14:35,002
Okay, oh, who is that?
486
00:14:35,986 --> 00:14:37,188
Look at that cutie.
487
00:14:37,188 --> 00:14:38,057
- Who?
488
00:14:38,057 --> 00:14:38,925
- Him!
489
00:14:40,027 --> 00:14:42,638
You know what, I'mma need
you to get it together,
490
00:14:42,638 --> 00:14:45,276
because you are being
such a buzzkill right now,
491
00:14:45,276 --> 00:14:48,268
and I'm tryna have a good time, okay?
492
00:14:48,268 --> 00:14:49,650
- Ugh. I'm not drunk enough for this.
493
00:14:49,650 --> 00:14:51,000
You have any more of that roadie,
494
00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:52,852
or road shot right now?
495
00:14:52,852 --> 00:14:55,017
- See what had happened
was with that roadie,
496
00:14:55,017 --> 00:14:57,042
You should have took it when
I first offered it to you.
497
00:14:57,042 --> 00:14:59,128
- Thalissa, you ready? Here you go
498
00:14:59,128 --> 00:15:00,977
- [Thalissa] I tried taking the shots.
499
00:15:00,977 --> 00:15:05,234
- Um, so, when you go
around, just avoid homeboy.
500
00:15:06,219 --> 00:15:08,861
- Oh the host? He was a little-
501
00:15:08,861 --> 00:15:10,359
a lot.
- A bit much.
502
00:15:10,359 --> 00:15:12,358
But the bouncer's not
paying any attention, so.
503
00:15:12,358 --> 00:15:13,909
- Oh, cool, alright.
504
00:15:13,909 --> 00:15:15,037
- Can I say for the record though
505
00:15:15,037 --> 00:15:16,412
that I think this is a bad idea?
506
00:15:16,412 --> 00:15:17,280
Can I say for the record?
507
00:15:17,280 --> 00:15:18,248
- [Freddie & Thalissa] Boo! Boo!
508
00:15:18,248 --> 00:15:20,063
- [Freddie] Come on, Rita.
- I have a message for you.
509
00:15:20,063 --> 00:15:21,060
- Can you not boo me so loud?
510
00:15:21,060 --> 00:15:22,446
- In the words of Kendrick,
511
00:15:22,446 --> 00:15:23,737
"Bitch don't kill my vibe."
512
00:15:23,737 --> 00:15:24,605
- [Freddie] Don't kill it.
513
00:15:24,605 --> 00:15:25,474
- "Bitch don't kill my vibe."
514
00:15:25,474 --> 00:15:26,343
- Don't kill it.
515
00:15:26,343 --> 00:15:27,820
- Ey, ey, ey, ey!
516
00:15:28,871 --> 00:15:30,166
"Bitch don't kill my vibe."
517
00:15:30,166 --> 00:15:31,035
- I don't know what I
got to do with your vibe.
518
00:15:31,035 --> 00:15:33,198
- [Thalissa] (talking over
Rita) Okay, okay, whatever.
519
00:15:33,198 --> 00:15:34,067
- You know what?
520
00:15:34,067 --> 00:15:35,102
- Could'a ran a bubble bath.
521
00:15:35,102 --> 00:15:35,971
- Rita.
522
00:15:35,971 --> 00:15:36,839
- I don't like you.
523
00:15:36,839 --> 00:15:38,872
- Take a deep breath with me.
524
00:15:38,872 --> 00:15:43,940
Inhale fun energy, exhale
(breathes out) this.
525
00:15:43,940 --> 00:15:46,721
(hip hop music)
526
00:15:52,043 --> 00:15:53,851
- How is this-?
527
00:15:53,851 --> 00:15:56,579
There is nobody even here.
528
00:15:56,579 --> 00:15:57,797
What? Freddie!
529
00:15:57,797 --> 00:16:00,751
(music continues)
530
00:16:10,768 --> 00:16:13,462
(phone chimes)
531
00:16:19,932 --> 00:16:21,144
- I need to pee!
532
00:16:21,144 --> 00:16:22,525
I need to pee, like I need to pee,
533
00:16:22,525 --> 00:16:23,393
- Okay
534
00:16:23,393 --> 00:16:24,388
I need to pee, I need to pee.
535
00:16:24,388 --> 00:16:25,770
- Alright, relax.
536
00:16:25,770 --> 00:16:26,931
- Freddie, no.
537
00:16:26,931 --> 00:16:27,800
- Um.
538
00:16:27,800 --> 00:16:29,818
- If I relax it, I'm gonna pee on myself,
539
00:16:29,818 --> 00:16:31,974
Like I relax if I exhale.
- Don't do that.
540
00:16:31,974 --> 00:16:33,011
- It's gonna be-
- You know what?
541
00:16:33,011 --> 00:16:34,090
- Have a seat,
542
00:16:34,090 --> 00:16:35,311
this is for you.
- Oh you're such a gentleman.
543
00:16:35,311 --> 00:16:37,497
- Ey, I try, I try, I try.
544
00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:39,956
So, what are you having?
545
00:16:39,956 --> 00:16:41,587
- Um, what are you having?
546
00:16:41,587 --> 00:16:43,464
- You know what, brown
is my favorite drink.
547
00:16:43,464 --> 00:16:44,333
- Okay.
548
00:16:44,333 --> 00:16:45,202
- So, that's what I'm gonna go for.
549
00:16:45,202 --> 00:16:46,070
- It can be a brown kind of night,
550
00:16:46,070 --> 00:16:47,027
I'll get whatever you're having.
551
00:16:47,027 --> 00:16:48,705
- Yo, brown on brown, we can do that.
552
00:16:48,705 --> 00:16:50,346
- Weren't there like, three of you?
553
00:16:50,346 --> 00:16:52,253
- Can I go pee, can I use the bathroom,
554
00:16:52,253 --> 00:16:53,770
please? Please, please,
- She really has to pee.
555
00:16:53,770 --> 00:16:54,638
- Please, please.
556
00:16:54,638 --> 00:16:56,585
- Do you have $20?
557
00:16:56,585 --> 00:16:58,664
- Ugh, come on, seriously.
- Look, I just-
558
00:16:58,664 --> 00:17:00,823
- She just has to pee.
559
00:17:00,823 --> 00:17:01,692
- [Rita] I just gotta pee.
560
00:17:01,692 --> 00:17:03,048
- [Freddie] Where's your heart?
561
00:17:03,048 --> 00:17:04,234
- Should I call security?
562
00:17:04,234 --> 00:17:05,103
- No! No, no, no.
- No!
563
00:17:05,103 --> 00:17:06,515
You don't have to call
security, it's not that serious,
564
00:17:06,515 --> 00:17:07,472
I just gotta
- You know what,
565
00:17:07,472 --> 00:17:08,340
- Do a little bit of pee pee.
- Y'all have been getting
566
00:17:08,340 --> 00:17:09,209
- [Rita] If you get us like-
- on my nerves tonight.
567
00:17:09,209 --> 00:17:10,077
- I wasn't even 'posed to work tonight.
568
00:17:10,077 --> 00:17:11,590
You know what, if y'all
ain't got the money,
569
00:17:11,590 --> 00:17:12,670
y'all need to really leave,
570
00:17:12,670 --> 00:17:13,614
like right now.
- I drank a lot of water, so
571
00:17:13,614 --> 00:17:15,368
- I don't care if you
drunk a lot of water,
572
00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:16,350
this is my job.
- Well if you don't
573
00:17:16,350 --> 00:17:17,219
want her pissing
574
00:17:17,219 --> 00:17:18,325
on your floor.
- I'm hydrated.
575
00:17:18,325 --> 00:17:21,106
(hip hop music)
576
00:17:25,497 --> 00:17:26,366
- Hydration.
577
00:17:26,366 --> 00:17:27,234
- I have a cup for that, if you'd like to,
578
00:17:27,234 --> 00:17:28,232
you're open to that.
579
00:17:28,232 --> 00:17:29,275
- You want me to pee in your cup?
580
00:17:29,275 --> 00:17:30,352
- How big is the cup?
581
00:17:30,352 --> 00:17:31,221
- Would you rather I pee in your cup?
582
00:17:31,221 --> 00:17:34,708
(music continues)
583
00:17:34,708 --> 00:17:35,941
- [Bouncer] Y'all are-
- How big is it?
584
00:17:35,941 --> 00:17:36,923
- Would that actually be better for you
585
00:17:36,923 --> 00:17:37,792
if I peed in your cup?
586
00:17:37,792 --> 00:17:39,810
- If it's like a 7/11 gulp cup,
587
00:17:39,810 --> 00:17:41,075
maybe she could use it,
588
00:17:41,075 --> 00:17:42,496
in the back?
- If I squatted into it?
589
00:17:42,496 --> 00:17:44,093
- (whispering) Jesus, I
can't, I can't right now.
590
00:17:44,093 --> 00:17:47,047
(music continues)
591
00:17:49,729 --> 00:17:51,901
- Can't you do this for
us, for the culture?
592
00:17:51,901 --> 00:17:53,318
If I take a knee?
- For the culture.
593
00:17:53,318 --> 00:17:56,272
(music continues)
594
00:17:59,109 --> 00:18:01,209
- Y'all have $20?
595
00:18:01,209 --> 00:18:03,999
If not, y'all can leave right now,
596
00:18:03,999 --> 00:18:05,863
or else, I'm calling the cops.
597
00:18:05,863 --> 00:18:06,732
- Okay!
- Jeez!
598
00:18:06,732 --> 00:18:07,601
Alright!
599
00:18:07,601 --> 00:18:09,074
- You gon' call the cops on a black woman?
600
00:18:09,074 --> 00:18:10,889
♪ (music continues) No love
for these hoes though. ♪
601
00:18:10,889 --> 00:18:11,758
♪ I'm too picky, ♪
602
00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:13,956
♪ I just shake my snooty ass non-stop ♪
603
00:18:13,956 --> 00:18:15,999
♪ When the beat drop, and make it pop. ♪
604
00:18:15,999 --> 00:18:17,806
♪ Got work in the
morning but I'm on top. ♪
605
00:18:17,806 --> 00:18:20,229
♪ I need ten more
minutes, can I sleep in? ♪
606
00:18:20,229 --> 00:18:23,425
♪ And my boss got me
drivin' off the deep end. ♪
607
00:18:23,425 --> 00:18:24,293
- [Rita] Just-
608
00:18:24,293 --> 00:18:25,162
- [Freddie] Right here.
609
00:18:25,162 --> 00:18:26,516
You got it?
610
00:18:26,516 --> 00:18:29,618
- [Rita] Yeah. Just do
not fart in my face.
611
00:18:29,618 --> 00:18:31,091
- [Freddie] Ugh, okay, I'll hold it.
612
00:18:31,091 --> 00:18:33,925
Sorry I had beans earlier.
- [Rita] I swear to God.
613
00:18:33,925 --> 00:18:34,793
(whispering) Oh, shit!
614
00:18:34,793 --> 00:18:35,879
- I'll hold it.
615
00:18:35,879 --> 00:18:37,473
Mm, now I really have to fart!
616
00:18:37,473 --> 00:18:40,427
(music continues)
617
00:18:44,879 --> 00:18:46,109
- Don't stand there-
- Ew!
618
00:18:46,109 --> 00:18:47,007
- Just stand here.
- Now you're one of those
619
00:18:47,007 --> 00:18:48,232
gross people that like, pee.
620
00:18:48,232 --> 00:18:50,733
- Just stand here, just
don't worry about it,
621
00:18:50,733 --> 00:18:51,602
just don't look at it.
622
00:18:51,602 --> 00:18:53,775
- Like you pee on the sidewalk.
623
00:18:53,775 --> 00:18:54,644
Damn Rita.
624
00:18:54,644 --> 00:18:55,512
- No, I'm one of those people
625
00:18:55,512 --> 00:18:56,806
who goes to the club with their friends,
626
00:18:56,806 --> 00:18:58,667
and stands in the parking
lot the whole night
627
00:18:58,667 --> 00:19:00,011
because their friends don't know how
628
00:19:00,011 --> 00:19:01,464
to get to the club on time,
629
00:19:01,464 --> 00:19:02,887
'cause their friends don't know how
630
00:19:02,887 --> 00:19:04,228
to get dressed on time,
631
00:19:04,228 --> 00:19:06,834
that's what- the people that I am.
632
00:19:06,834 --> 00:19:07,702
That's, okay.
633
00:19:07,702 --> 00:19:10,309
- Ey (laughs)
634
00:19:11,371 --> 00:19:13,388
- [Freddie] Wait, why
are you so lit right now?
635
00:19:13,388 --> 00:19:15,112
You had more to drink?
636
00:19:15,112 --> 00:19:16,913
Damn, I'm jealous.
637
00:19:16,913 --> 00:19:17,989
All I had was a water.
638
00:19:17,989 --> 00:19:19,813
- It was so much fun!
639
00:19:21,894 --> 00:19:23,953
- Look, Thalissa, stop playing,
640
00:19:23,953 --> 00:19:25,032
Rita needs the bracelet.
641
00:19:25,032 --> 00:19:26,416
Hurry up.
642
00:19:26,416 --> 00:19:30,704
- Look, here take your
Debbie Downer self in there.
643
00:19:30,704 --> 00:19:33,209
- I don't even wanna
fucking go inside anymore.
644
00:19:33,209 --> 00:19:34,078
- [Freddie] Go Rita!
645
00:19:34,078 --> 00:19:35,546
- Just go, it's so lit!
646
00:19:35,546 --> 00:19:36,414
- It's not lit.
647
00:19:36,414 --> 00:19:38,666
- It was dope, it was on fire,
648
00:19:38,666 --> 00:19:40,490
make you wanna holla!
649
00:19:45,280 --> 00:19:47,811
- [Thalissa] (laughs) What
is wrong with your friend?
650
00:19:47,811 --> 00:19:50,220
- That's- well, yeah, that is my friend.
651
00:19:50,220 --> 00:19:51,610
Your roommate though.
652
00:19:51,610 --> 00:19:52,768
Oh, wait, watch out, like,
653
00:19:52,768 --> 00:19:54,844
Rita's pee is dripping this way.
654
00:19:54,844 --> 00:19:57,361
- Oh come on, really?
655
00:19:57,361 --> 00:20:00,142
(hip hop music)
656
00:20:08,070 --> 00:20:09,881
- But can you be my new address, though?
657
00:20:09,881 --> 00:20:10,750
- Oh, okay.
658
00:20:10,750 --> 00:20:11,644
- No, like, don't leave
- [Rita] No thank you,
659
00:20:11,644 --> 00:20:13,063
No, okay.
660
00:20:13,063 --> 00:20:14,785
- You're fine.
661
00:20:14,785 --> 00:20:16,365
Damn!
662
00:20:16,365 --> 00:20:18,255
- I mean, I've been to
better parties, but-
663
00:20:18,255 --> 00:20:19,206
- No! It was fun!
664
00:20:19,206 --> 00:20:20,454
It was like a good night out tonight,
665
00:20:20,454 --> 00:20:21,502
I needed it, so.
- [Freddie] Agreed.
666
00:20:21,502 --> 00:20:22,688
- [Thalissa] Seriously?
667
00:20:22,688 --> 00:20:24,237
- That shit was wack!
668
00:20:24,237 --> 00:20:25,706
- [Thalissa] It was not!
- [Freddie] Really?
669
00:20:25,706 --> 00:20:26,920
- What the fuck was that?
670
00:20:26,920 --> 00:20:29,212
- The DJ was lit, he was killing it.
671
00:20:29,212 --> 00:20:30,081
- The DJ?
672
00:20:30,081 --> 00:20:31,723
You're such a liar, it
was a friggin' jukebox.
673
00:20:31,723 --> 00:20:32,591
- Okay, first of all-
674
00:20:32,591 --> 00:20:34,143
- [Freddie] If the DJ was wack-
675
00:20:34,143 --> 00:20:35,012
- There was no DJ.
676
00:20:35,012 --> 00:20:36,344
- [Thalissa] The jukebox was cool.
677
00:20:36,344 --> 00:20:37,213
I had a good time.
678
00:20:37,213 --> 00:20:38,505
You're just mad because
you're in the house,
679
00:20:38,505 --> 00:20:40,059
all day, all night, taking two showers,
680
00:20:40,059 --> 00:20:40,969
and you don't go out!
681
00:20:40,969 --> 00:20:42,272
- Uh uh! Uh uh!
682
00:20:43,146 --> 00:20:44,435
I saw you!
683
00:20:44,435 --> 00:20:46,285
And you didn't pay!
684
00:20:46,285 --> 00:20:47,154
- Damn.
- Oh, whoa.
685
00:20:47,154 --> 00:20:48,023
- Yes.
686
00:20:48,023 --> 00:20:49,646
And where were you earlier
687
00:20:49,646 --> 00:20:51,279
when these two tried
to go to the bathroom?
688
00:20:51,279 --> 00:20:52,496
- Okay, so what had happened was-
689
00:20:52,496 --> 00:20:55,389
- You know what, no, no, no.
690
00:20:55,389 --> 00:20:56,593
- Did he just, do the, do the finger?
691
00:20:56,593 --> 00:20:57,939
- Did he just put a finger in my face?
692
00:20:57,939 --> 00:20:59,216
- Yes, I did.
693
00:20:59,216 --> 00:21:00,788
- Who are you?
694
00:21:00,788 --> 00:21:01,657
Okay.
695
00:21:01,657 --> 00:21:04,209
Oh no! Oh my, oh no!
696
00:21:04,209 --> 00:21:05,590
- Get your thoughts together.
- [Bouncer] Security!
697
00:21:05,590 --> 00:21:06,459
Security!
698
00:21:06,459 --> 00:21:08,158
You know what, I see what
y'all tryn'a do here,
699
00:21:08,158 --> 00:21:09,027
you're tryn'a get over on me.
700
00:21:09,027 --> 00:21:11,556
- Do you get paid extra for this?
701
00:21:11,556 --> 00:21:12,552
- [Bouncer] Y'all think y'all slick.
702
00:21:12,552 --> 00:21:13,570
- You're doing a lot, you're doing a lot.
703
00:21:13,570 --> 00:21:15,281
- Take a picture of
Destiny's Step-Children
704
00:21:15,281 --> 00:21:18,956
- Oh! Oh! Step-children?
- [Rita] Excuse you!
705
00:21:18,956 --> 00:21:20,713
- Sir! You are at, like a ten.
706
00:21:20,713 --> 00:21:22,399
I'mma need you to take
it to a negative five,
707
00:21:22,399 --> 00:21:23,876
'cause you're doing a lot right now,
708
00:21:23,876 --> 00:21:25,985
and it's not that serious.
- It's really not.
709
00:21:25,985 --> 00:21:27,421
- Excuse me, Michelle.
710
00:21:27,421 --> 00:21:28,847
- Oh!
- [Rita] Ooh!
711
00:21:28,847 --> 00:21:30,038
- Okay, that was just disrespectful.
712
00:21:30,038 --> 00:21:34,407
- I think you need to pay me
my money, now, all of you.
713
00:21:34,407 --> 00:21:37,002
- Okay, does that mean I am Beyonce?
714
00:21:37,002 --> 00:21:39,166
- Child, please, you
look more like LaTavia.
715
00:21:39,166 --> 00:21:40,035
- [Rita] Ha!
716
00:21:40,035 --> 00:21:41,431
- She wasn't even in it!
717
00:21:41,431 --> 00:21:42,378
- Exactly-
718
00:21:42,378 --> 00:21:43,968
(girls shout in protest)
719
00:21:43,968 --> 00:21:46,292
- You don't have our permission
to take our photograph!
720
00:21:46,292 --> 00:21:49,320
That is, no! That is a
violation of our rights!
721
00:21:49,320 --> 00:21:50,875
- This is a violation of my rights.
722
00:21:50,875 --> 00:21:53,034
- Because, I did not agree to this.
723
00:21:53,034 --> 00:21:53,931
- What Rita said.
724
00:21:53,931 --> 00:21:54,920
- I don't have time for all of this.
725
00:21:54,920 --> 00:21:56,993
- You know what, I'm
going to press charges.
726
00:21:56,993 --> 00:21:57,861
- Your registration number?
727
00:21:57,861 --> 00:21:59,698
- [Bouncer] I'm gonna give y'all five-
728
00:21:59,698 --> 00:22:02,551
If y'all do not leave
when I count to five,
729
00:22:02,551 --> 00:22:03,885
- Count to five?
730
00:22:03,885 --> 00:22:04,753
- [Freddie] Are we kids?
731
00:22:04,753 --> 00:22:05,622
- You got- on a black woman?
732
00:22:05,622 --> 00:22:06,491
- Five,
733
00:22:06,491 --> 00:22:07,359
- [Girls] Wow.
734
00:22:07,359 --> 00:22:08,228
- [Freddie] Are we kids?
735
00:22:08,228 --> 00:22:09,096
- [Bouncer] Four,
- Four?
736
00:22:09,096 --> 00:22:09,965
- Are we having a time out?
- Three?
737
00:22:09,965 --> 00:22:11,550
- [Bouncer] Three,
- We're grown ass women.
738
00:22:11,550 --> 00:22:13,261
- Two,
- Two.
739
00:22:13,261 --> 00:22:14,129
- One.
740
00:22:14,129 --> 00:22:14,998
- [Bouncer] One.
741
00:22:14,998 --> 00:22:15,867
- Wit' your maroon.
742
00:22:15,867 --> 00:22:17,583
- Wit' your polka dots,
743
00:22:17,583 --> 00:22:18,737
wit' your lavender.
744
00:22:18,737 --> 00:22:20,119
(coin falling on the floor)
745
00:22:20,119 --> 00:22:21,952
(hip hop music)
746
00:22:21,952 --> 00:22:27,165
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah. Woo! ♪
747
00:22:29,561 --> 00:22:34,595
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah! ♪
748
00:22:34,595 --> 00:22:36,636
♪ Black girl magic. ♪
749
00:22:36,636 --> 00:22:38,502
♪ Right about the hair. ♪
750
00:22:38,502 --> 00:22:40,366
♪ Abracadabra. ♪
751
00:22:40,366 --> 00:22:42,566
[Announcer] Black and sexy, baby.
752
00:22:42,566 --> 00:22:44,411
- Rider is super simple, okay?
753
00:22:44,411 --> 00:22:45,279
- [Man] Okay.
754
00:22:45,279 --> 00:22:46,148
- You can make a lot of money,
755
00:22:46,148 --> 00:22:47,343
and you can be your own boss.
756
00:22:47,343 --> 00:22:49,587
Everything is through the app, okay?
757
00:22:49,587 --> 00:22:50,455
- Alright
758
00:22:50,455 --> 00:22:53,058
- Drivers rate passengers,
passengers rate drivers.
759
00:22:53,058 --> 00:22:56,227
So, give everyone their "high five,"
760
00:22:56,227 --> 00:22:57,746
and, be polite.
761
00:22:57,746 --> 00:22:58,615
- [Man] Okay.
762
00:22:58,615 --> 00:23:00,507
- And just get them to
where they need to go.
763
00:23:00,507 --> 00:23:02,419
- I mean it sounds pretty simple, um.
764
00:23:02,419 --> 00:23:04,329
♪ (hip hop music) Now let's work, oh, ♪
765
00:23:04,329 --> 00:23:05,893
♪ Now watch this! Oh! ♪
766
00:23:05,893 --> 00:23:07,834
♪ Now let's work! Oh! ♪
767
00:23:07,834 --> 00:23:09,647
♪ Get money like me. Oh! ♪
768
00:23:09,647 --> 00:23:11,474
♪ Now let's work! Oh! ♪
769
00:23:11,474 --> 00:23:13,445
- No, don't call the cops!
770
00:23:13,445 --> 00:23:15,212
♪ Now let's work! Oh! ♪
771
00:23:15,212 --> 00:23:16,982
♪ Get money like me! Oh! ♪
772
00:23:16,982 --> 00:23:17,850
♪ Now let's- ♪
773
00:23:17,850 --> 00:23:18,757
(laughs)
774
00:23:18,757 --> 00:23:19,625
♪ (music continues) Work! ♪
775
00:23:19,625 --> 00:23:20,494
♪ Cruising down the highway, ♪
776
00:23:20,494 --> 00:23:22,523
♪ Steady, doing it my way. ♪
777
00:23:22,523 --> 00:23:25,988
♪ I don't really care about
what them haters say. ♪
778
00:23:25,988 --> 00:23:28,066
♪ I got a great job that I don't like, ♪
779
00:23:28,066 --> 00:23:29,881
♪ 'Cause I be working them late nights. ♪
780
00:23:29,881 --> 00:23:31,565
♪ Guess that's just the price you pay ♪
781
00:23:31,565 --> 00:23:33,317
♪ When chasing after that money. ♪
782
00:23:33,317 --> 00:23:35,728
- I just dropped off
this freaky ass couple,
783
00:23:35,728 --> 00:23:37,237
like dude had his stuff out.
784
00:23:37,237 --> 00:23:38,297
♪ (music continues) Let's work! Oh! ♪
785
00:23:38,297 --> 00:23:40,031
♪ Get money like me, oh! ♪
786
00:23:40,031 --> 00:23:42,228
♪ Now let's work! Oh! ♪
787
00:23:42,228 --> 00:23:43,983
♪ Now watch this! Oh! ♪
788
00:23:43,983 --> 00:23:45,661
♪ Now let's work! Oh! ♪
789
00:23:45,661 --> 00:23:47,634
♪ Get money like me! Oh! ♪
790
00:23:47,634 --> 00:23:48,756
♪ Now let's work! Oh! ♪
791
00:23:48,756 --> 00:23:51,543
♪ I hate the way society
encourages anxiety ♪
792
00:23:51,543 --> 00:23:53,369
- You know what, can you watch him for me?
793
00:23:53,369 --> 00:23:54,238
- What?
794
00:23:54,238 --> 00:23:55,579
- I can't take him to my audition with me.
795
00:23:55,579 --> 00:23:56,447
- I can't watch your baby.
796
00:23:56,447 --> 00:23:58,419
- But, my phone number's
on the back of this card.
797
00:23:58,419 --> 00:23:59,315
Sippy cup's in the bag,
798
00:23:59,315 --> 00:24:01,076
he already ate, so don't worry about that.
799
00:24:01,076 --> 00:24:03,410
He loves Jay-Z, so if you
play that, he'll relax,
800
00:24:03,410 --> 00:24:05,006
and, um, diapers in the back, too.
801
00:24:05,006 --> 00:24:06,917
Thank you so, so much!
802
00:24:08,222 --> 00:24:09,601
♪ (music continues) Now let's work! Oh! ♪
803
00:24:09,601 --> 00:24:11,830
♪ Get money like me! Oh! ♪
804
00:24:11,830 --> 00:24:13,732
♪ Now let's work! Oh! ♪
805
00:24:13,732 --> 00:24:15,532
♪ Now watch this! Oh! ♪
806
00:24:15,532 --> 00:24:17,531
♪ Now let's work! ♪
807
00:24:17,531 --> 00:24:19,485
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