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- Black and sexy, baby.

(serious music)

- Hey. - [Cashier] Hello.

(giggles)

Let's see.

- Is that it?

- Uh huh.

The total will be $30.95.

- Excuse me.

- The total is 30 95.

- Why is it that much?

- Well, the champagne is $19.99.

- It says $1.99 over there for the champagne.

- It's $19.99.

- Like a $1.99.

- It's $19.99.

- You know what just put everything back

except the champagne, I'm gonna just get that.

- Just in champagne? No food or anything?

- Just the champagne, it's fine.

- [Cashier] All right.

- Oh, um, can I get my change?

- [Cashier] Sure, here you go.

(hip hop music)

- Oh my God.

What is that?

Are you fucking kidding me right now?

Come on, dude!

- Hey, hey, you got a boot on your car.

- Yes. I can see that.

- You know, I could get it off for you for 20 bucks.

I have my tools right over there.

- You can get it off?

- Yeah, this is the old boot, that's the four series.

That's easy to take off.

- And you said 20?

- Yeah, may get damaged just a little bit but not that much.

- So you'll damage my car?

- Just a little bit, maybe.

You don't have to pay if I can't get it off.

- What if you can't get it off and you still damage it?

- Well at least you'll have your car, just have a limp

but you have your car.

If I damage it just a little, you could give me 15.

- You, okay, you know what? Thank you, but no thank you.

- All right, sucks being you.

- Yeah. Apparently so.

(door closes)

Come on, what is happening?

(groans)

♪ It's the end of the week and I ain't got paid ♪

♪ Both bills due and the rest delayed ♪

♪ Don't trip we got a plan at the end of the day ♪

♪ That's how we living making broke look sexy ♪

Like I wasn't going to let some stranger work on my car

knowing that he probably would mess it up anyway.

James, you ate the rest of the pizza?

- There's pizza in the oven Ty.

Yo Ty, you know if you needed money

you could have just asked me right?

- I wouldn't do that.

Like that's not your responsibility.

- Okay. Could hook you up with Java writer.

- I tried that,

but since I have all these tickets on my car,

they won't hire me.

- Damn.

- This is all Julian's fault.

- That's fair.

I mean, you kinda kicked him out.

- So you're saying it's my fault?

- It's not about whose fault it is.

- Obviously he didn't have my back, like

why would I not kick him out?

He is a user, so got tired of being used.

I guess I'll just like, stay here

and try to figure stuff out, you know?

Right?

- I mean, you been staying here, you know?

And of course you're welcome, you Ty it's all good.

- I don't know what that means.

- I just want to know the plan.

That there is a plan or something, like what's up.

- I'm figuring out my plan.

- Okay. I mean, you've been saying here

so I'm just trying to see what.

- So I've been staying too long?

Okay.

I get it.

- I'm just trying to see what's up.

- I'll just figure out a plan somewhere else,

maybe I'll just go back to Oakland with my mom,

like it's cool.

- Ty, Ty, it's not that serious.

- It's fine, you don't need to feel guilty.

I'll figure it out.

Probably like call my mom or something.

So it's okay. I'll be fine.

I'm an adult, I can figure it out. It's cool.

(hip hop music)

♪ Baby, please baby, oh baby, please don't walk away ♪

♪ What I gotta do to make you stay ♪

- [Mother] Hello. - Hi mom.

- [Mother] Hi. Why do you sound like that?

- I don't know, I'm just.

- [Mother] I am so tired of you calling me

about your cousin.

Just like I told your aunt, you guys are adults now,

you're not little kids anymore.

- Yeah, I get it, I mean I understand that.

- [Mother] You know, you don't get it

because you're still calling me.

Y'all need to work it out.

- But mom it's not even about that.

- [Mother] No but mom, Ty. Figure it out.

Look I love you.

- Mom.

- [Mother] So with that being said,

I'm gonna talk to you later.

♪ And cold hands and slow dance while the world spins ♪

♪ Now it's just low lands and no chance ♪

♪ To make it out this whirlwind ♪

♪ See I watch my world end ♪

♪ And yours restart a hundred times ♪

♪ And you're left with the best of me ♪

♪ And I'm left with this heart of mine ♪

♪ So baby, please baby, oh baby if you walk away ♪

♪ Lets' make sure we leave with nothing else to say ♪

♪ Can we talk it out ♪

♪ Don't say there's nothing to talk about ♪

♪ And it hurts, I know ♪

♪ But baby please don't make it personal ♪

♪ Why you wanna go and do that love ♪

♪ Why you wanna, why you wanna why you wanna go ♪

♪ So why you wanna go and do that love ♪

♪ Why you wanna, why you wanna, why you wanna go ♪

- Hey sir, just need a second.

Just need you to sign this petition really quickly, please?

You know, it's for the shelter.

I just need one second.

Just one second. Just one signature, please.

- Now what signature you want?

The honest or the crook signature?

- The crook one.

- Hi, one second, one second of your day,

just need a signature, okay.

(slow discorded vocal music)

Hi there. - Hey.

- Do you have a moment?

- Um, actually I don't.

- It'll only take a minute.

- What's up? - Okay.

So I'm here with the children's network

and we need your help.

All we need is your signature.

- Um, I'm not interested, but thank you.

- All we need for you to do is sign this petition

and a shelter will be built.

- Okay. Well, once again, I'm not interested.

Okay, but thank you.

- Don't you care about the starving kids?

- Actually. I care more about myself not starving

or being homeless right now,

but thank you again, have a good day.

- Okay, you know what?

It's because of people like you

that's why we have hunger and homelessness in our community.

- Why don't you get a real job

and stop harassing people on the streets.

- This is a real job. Keep walking.

I bet you won't say that to my face, huh?

All kinds of fucked up.

♪ Da, da da da, yup ♪

♪ I just want to tell you ♪

♪ Fuck you ♪

♪ Yup, yup ♪

♪ I've been on my shift for one minute ♪

♪ No more timid living ♪

♪ I'm at the starting line staring at the finish ♪

♪ In pole position ♪

- I understand, I totally understand.

But this is our policy.

So no matter who you speak to at the company,

I promise you, you will not get a refund on this item today.

(voice over phone)

Okay. You have a great day as well.

Thank you, bye bye.

Thank you for calling Cork Online.

How may I help you?

Oh no.

Uh huh.

And how many days ago did you put in your order?

(voice over phone)

Yeah. Yeah.

Uh huh.

(beeping)

Oh yeah, do you mind if I put you on a brief hold?

I just need to go look in the system

see what's going on, on our end.

All right, thank you so much.

(hip hop music)

(phone vibrates)

- Hello mommy

(woman speaks foreign language over phone)

- I sent you a text message, did you get my transfer?

(woman speaks foreign language over phone)

What do you mean it's not enough?

Mommy I send you $400 every month.

(woman speaks foreign language over phone)

Okay, well, why didn't anybody tell me?

I have to pay my rent. I can't just.

(woman speaks foreign language over phone)

Where am I supposed to get this money from?

(woman speaks foreign language over phone)

Okay. I know.

Yeah. Okay, uh huh.

Okay, I'll figure something out.

- [Mother] I love you.

- Okay, I love you too - [Mother] Okay.

- [Waitress] Are you gonna get anything?

- Oh, can I just get an ice tea?

- [Waitress] That's it?

- Yeah, thanks.

♪ I want a Mac in the back of a stacked Cadillac ♪

♪ And roll through the hoods ♪

♪ I'll be a bad motherfucker ♪

♪ Texting lovers undercover ♪

♪ Like, baby, what's good ♪

♪ I mean cooler than a pimp wearing velvet ♪

♪ Giving you some game now go and sell it ♪

- [Waitress] Here you are.

- Hey Michelle, this is Thalissa.

I would just like to apologize again, you know,

for that whole debacle, with my cousin.

I take full responsibility for it

and, you know, it will never happen again.

I was just calling to see if you had any like events

that you may need staff for?

♪ I see them peeking but they ain't speaking ♪

♪ That's cool 'cause we aint need to ♪

- [Waitress] Do you have another card?

- Um, That one didn't go through?

- [Waitress] Unfortunately not.

- Oh, okay, um.

Try this one.

- [Waitress] Thank you. - Thanks.

♪ I wanna get down like sleeping ground ♪

♪ And that's cool, real cool, we cool ♪

♪ And that's cool, real cool, we cool ♪

♪ And that's cool, real cool, we cool ♪

♪ Something like shot day ♪

♪ With the bank dripping off that big body ♪

Hey John, I haven't received my direct deposit yet.

It's gonna take another week?

♪ Nice to meet ya still ♪

♪ The games that said we told lies ♪

♪ What's cooler than being cool ♪

♪ It's ice cold ♪

♪ 2 AM and we still sipping ♪

♪ Brown and clay, yeah we been mixing ♪

♪ Your hands on me I can feel them slipping ♪

♪ My girls texting but I don't listen ♪

♪ Like where you at think I've gone missing ♪

♪ But we good so I ain't tripping ♪

♪ I want to get down like sleeping ground ♪

♪ Real smooth like we used to ♪

♪ Real cool like we used to ♪

- [Man] Hey there again. - Hey.

Are you ready? - Yeah.

- Great.

- [Man] I've been waiting for this all week.

- (laughs) I'm sure you have been.

- [Man] And actually today,

if you can just focus on this frontal area, you know.

I'll pay you extra for it.

- Yeah. Well you're too kind, sir

but I'm only qualified to do back massages.

- [Man] That's bullshit.

I know you're not licensed.

- Okay, um, you know what? I'm gonna go.

- [Man] No, no, stay though. Stay though.

Let's talk.

- I'm gonna go.

This is going to cost $25 for a set up fee.

- [Man] What? You didn't do anything.

You didn't give me a massage.

- What? well these flowers

didn't just magically appear on the floor.

That was work and cash will be great. Thank you.

- [Man] You know what? I'm gonna report you.

- All right. Well, you know what, keep the flowers.

I don't need them, but I will take my mat

cause this cost a lot of money.

- [Man] Really? It did? - Yeah. Thank you.

Gonna take this and thank you for your no service.

Have a great day, sir.Gonna go now.

- [Man] Sure.

(upbeat electronic music)

(ringing)

(bell dings)

♪ Grab your school bus before breakfast ♪

♪ We were ugly, young and reckless ♪

♪ Pop out pooping cousin shooting ♪

♪ I was used to disrespecting ♪

♪ You can call me nonchalant if I can borrow $20 ♪

♪ I can't sleep 'cause people holler ♪

♪ Still in dancing fancy ♪

♪ Just keep your voices down ♪

♪ Keep your voices down ♪

♪ Keep your voices down ♪

♪ Keep your voices down ♪

♪ When the tempers flare ♪

♪ All the tempers flare ♪

♪ Kool-Aid, pickles, spicy Cheetos, ♪

♪ corn and churros open hit the homies ♪

♪ Open brawl it's official ♪

♪ No more freakos blow their whistles ♪

♪ Call my momma send her message ♪

♪ Let her know I'm off to Dallas ♪

♪ I'll be back, I almost promise that ♪

♪ I keep my mental challenge ♪

♪ Grab the school bus before breakfast ♪

♪ We were ugly, young and reckless ♪

♪ Pop out pooping cousin shooting ♪

♪ I was used to disrespecting ♪

♪ You can call me nonchalant if I could borrow $20 ♪

♪ I can't sleep 'cause people holler ♪

♪ Still in dancing fancy just ♪

♪ Keep your voices down ♪

♪ Keep your voices down ♪

♪ When the tempers flare ♪

♪ All the tempers flare ♪

♪ I'm back on my own ♪

♪ And I can't find a way to get back home ♪

♪ I don't wanna go back ♪

♪ Maybe I'll be better off ♪

♪ It's crystal clear ♪

♪ Let's make it a better year ♪

- Now repeat after me.

I rid all of the toxic negative energy out of my life.

- [Woman] What is that smell?

- The world is my oyster and I will succeed.

- [Woman] Winifred Rachel McCall, I know you hear me.

- My name is Freddy Shabaz, aunty

and it's not weed it's incense, like I said before.

- [Woman] I don't give a damn if your name is Harriet Tubman

or Mandela or whatever,

I told you to stop burning that thing in my house.

You are making my house smell now like a (indistinct).

- That's all right guys.

So if hate gets thrown you way, what do you do?

You spray it away.

- [Woman] Oh, and turn down that music.

I can't hear my show.

- It's not like you haven't seen that show a million times.

- [Woman] Are you talking to me? What was that?

- Nothing.

- [Woman] What do you need to do is get a job.

Always talking on your phone.

You don't do anything around here.

Walking around the streets, coming home late at night.

I need you to come home with some money,

pay some meat around this house.

You don't even pay rent. Useless girl.

(piano music)

- Okay, so your account is currently 90 days delinquent.

Are you able to make any form of payment at all?

Because at this point, if you don't make any payment

we're gonna have to report you to the Bureau

and I really wouldn't suggest you do that.

It's gonna be bad for your credit score.

(knock on door)

Yes.

Oh, these things do get reported sir.

You'd have to make a payment today.

It'll be $346 from your account.

- That's not, um, what?

Are you Rita? I'm Ty.

Okay. This is strange.

- File. Yes.

- Yeah. So I'm Ty, okay.

- Yes, sir.

Okay. Well I can offer you a 90 deferment.

Yes, we will still have to pay the interest

that accrues on that time period.

All of the interests that accrues during that time.

Are you okay with that?

Okay. And can I use the email address

that we have on file for you?

Okay. I'll set that up now.

And I'm gonna put you on a brief hold. All right?

Please get up from my bed.

Okay I very clearly asked you to come after seven.

It was 6:56 when you knocked on my door.

- Okay, that is actually on time.

- That is no.

- On time is when you're early.

Late is when you're on time.

- I said after seven.

- You said even.

- Okay, it's fine. Welcome.

Thank you for your payment.

- Um, this isn't what was advertised.

♪ Ain't nobody got it ♪

♪ or can do it like my cocoa puff ♪

♪ Seeing I'm feening, when I need it, ♪

♪ he comes with it, that's the stuff ♪

♪ Chocolate wonder ♪

♪ when we're underneath my covers, ♪

♪ like it rough ♪

♪ All day dreaming for the evening ♪

♪ when we're meeting deep in love ♪

♪ Smiley is beaming ♪

♪ Steady gleaming ♪

♪ It's the weekend, it's just us ♪

- Here is your casa, okay?

It actually, it goes down a little bit. Boom!

Bit of modern technology.

- Your ad said a spacious room

with central air and heat and a view.

- There is air.

There is space.

If you want to do your yoga in the morning you can,

you do not need heat we live in Los Angeles.

So I feel like that's,

you're just not being conscious

of the environment at this point, if that's what you need.

And there is a large window space.

And if you look through it,

you will view our neighbors.

- This old man that's staring at me?

- He is a very nice man.

And you'll come to love him.

I, you know, unfortunately there are no refunds

but I totally understand if you're not feeling it.

It's not for everybody.

- So false advertising, and you're a thief, okay.

- Well you are more than welcome baby

to find a different place.

- I'm sorry let's roll back, how is there no refunds?

- It's like most places that don't do refunds.

So like once these funds are in my hand,

I will not regive them to you.

- So there's no refunds.

- No, not on today.

- Not on today, so.

- Not on tomorrow.

Not on any of the days really. This is mine now.

- Um, I'm not leaving without my money.

- Okay. Welcome.

$75 gets you some this, okay.

It gets you a futon in the studio.

I don't know, this is LA baby, okay?

Like you're in a bind.

I'm clearly in one as well.

This is probably like the best we're going to do right now.

Honestly, you could do worse.

- Where's your bathroom?

(clicks tongue)

And where can I put my bags?

- Okay. All right.

Okay, with the tude, this general.

- Just general wall, great.

- Just like against this eastern quadrant wall.

Thank your lucky stars you found this for 75 a week okay?

Could have been with some crack heads, okay?

Could have been in a bordel.

- So much attitude.

- [Rita I don't know where you thought $75

for both was gonna get you.

If she had a room we could share it then.

- Hey ho.

- Don't call me a ho.

- O shit, look at this, it's beautiful.

So beautiful.

This is perfect. I love it. - It's perfect for the chick

who is renting my couch for the week.

- What?

Renting?

There's someone here?

- There is a whole very angry woman,

a very angry homeless person in the bathroom

who thinks for $75 a week should have gotten her

like chateau experience.

- You? Oh hell no.

- Can you get off my bed please?

- Off your bed? You don't recognize me?

- I have no clue who you are.

- Thalissa, Freddie. Freddie, Thalissa.

- This is absolutely ridiculous.

She's mean, she's awful.

This afternoon I was outside

trying to get signatures to help this.

- You're that girl? Oh my gosh.

Did you like follow me here?

- Follow you? Please.

- Can you please get up

and go bother somebody else.

Like, is that your job

to just following harass people wherever you go?

- Hell no. Okay, this is my best friend's place.

- Can you get off of my bed?

- Freddie, get off the young lady's bed.

She's paying for the bed - Why? This is my bed.

I've been sleeping here for the past three years.

- Hey, you got $75 on it?

Because if you have $75 a week

I don't have to bring a stranger in.

- Yeah, if you have $75 a week,

I could get my money back.

- Your money is stashed, it's spoken for

that there is no refunds as previously stated.

And give her your key.

- Your key? Okay Rita now you're moving way too fast.

- You're still sitting on my bed.

- [Freddie] Oh my God.

- [Thalissa] You're still sitting.

- You're being at 12, I need you to be at like a two.

- I really wish you had talked to me

about inviting someone into our space

before inviting her, of all people.

- You don't even know me.

- [Freddie] And you know what? She is so cruel.

- Says the crazy lady from the corner

that harasses people for a living.

- Okay. Its fine.

- Don't even try it.

Okay, so ground rules,

since we're all settled,

you've got your stuff.

I get up at 7:00 AM, on the dot every morning.

Take a shower at 7:45.

Non-negotiable do not be in the shower at 7:45, okay?

From nine to noon

and then again from two to seven, I'm on the phone.

I work at Cork Online and Susie May, I need quiet.

Where do you work?

- Um, I have like some opportunities

that are lined up right now,

so I'm just waiting on the right one.

- Okay. So you're unemployed.

- I'm just like in between.

- And you're homeless. Okay.

So I get that you're like mad,

you feel like unhappy.

This is like not what you thought it was gonna be.

You feel type of way,

but like if I'm hearing correctly,

this is kind of a come up for you.

But I actually don't really like flock

with people in my space like that.

- Except for me.

- Please get off me.

So two weeks, that's it, two.

- Oh, trust, that's it. - Cool.

Okay, well you can put your stuff in the closet over there.

You can feel free to store your food in the fridge,

make sure you label it though.

And I shower again at 9:00 PM

so now it will be a good time to get one in.

- Wait, I'm sorry.

Um so you shower at 7:45

and 9:00 PM on the same day

and you work from home?

- Is there confusion?

- So you take two showers and you don't do anywhere,

you don't go anywhere? I'm sorry, it's your house.

- [Rita] Are you mad that I'm clean?

Are you mad that I'm clean?

Is hygiene a problem for you?

- [Thalissa] It's not a problem.

- Is it because you lived on the streets for a bit

and so it's like weird.

- [Thalissa] Not mad, I'm just confused.

I'm just working in the house all day.

- Are you questioning my system?

But she's staying on my couch though right?

Is she questioning that?

- She is.

- [Thalissa] I'm just trying to be clear.

- [Rita] It works for me.

The shame, look, this will work.

If you can just like breathe in love

and exhale the negative energy that you came in here with.

Because I am not the source of your problems.

Whatever got you to this position, it wasn't me.

I didn't do it.

I don't know who did it.

So you shower at night at nine.

- I shower at nine so you got like an hour, thirty.

Seven minute showers, please.

Let's be mindful of the environment.

- Actually get this 'cause I don't know y'all.

- Okay. Like I need something from her wallet.

- [Freddie] You know what?

- [Rita] She's staying on my couch though.

Tupac, it didn't end for him while either, okay, so.

- Rita, I don't like this. I don't like her.

- These millennials.

- I don't like her energy

and I'm just gonna sage your place real quick.

- It's the homeless, you do good,

you do good for the homeless.

- This is, smells so good.

You don't mind if I do a quick video, do you?

All right.

Hello, my little butterflies.

Letting you know you can get these on my website,

two for $5 plus free shipping on orders over $30.

That's a really good bargain.

It's really handy. You should have this on you at all times

because you never know when you need it.

Like times like these,

where my home girl picks up a raccoon

off the side of the streets

and decides to bring her into her home.

Can you even imagine?

So here you can get these on my website.

Link in the description box below.

Baby sage to the rescue.

I'm tired, you want something to eat?

- I don't want to spend any money.

It's on me.

- Is it?

- Yes.

- What about money?

- What'd you mean what money?

- I got money.

- I work.

- Do you? - Yes I work. Don't play me.

- You got one of them sweaty men

who let's you them touch for money again?

- You want some food or not?

- Yes, please.

- Okay. All right.

- You wanna watch TV?

- [Freddie] Yes, please.

- I'm on a website, they got Martin on it.

- Are you serious?

- Uh huh, for the free.

All this free stuff on the web

but you want to pay for TV? - I don't pay for it.

- You don't pay for nothing, that's why.

- We'll see who eats the shrimp pad thai.

- Okay, for far ts is thai.

You ordered that food though?

- Yeah, said it would take 40 minutes.

- Okay, why is she in there taking 40 minutes though.

- You got to charge her a double.

- Water is not included.

It's a drought!

- It's a drought in California!

- It's a drought in California.

- Conserve the water.

- But you get the essence of it though.

Like you see his face.

- Yeah, but his left ear is not (laughs).

- To my house. - I know, it's great.

- And then you attached it to me.

- Oh angry.

- [Freddie] So good.

So good.

- Yeah

- [Rita] You want some thai?

- Some thai food? Thai for Ty?

- Sure, why not?

- [Rita] Get you a plate from the kitchen.

- Where are the plates at?

- In the kitchen. - In the dish rack.

We is watching Martin.

- Well more like tin rum.

- Nobody asked you all these details.

I like your shirt by the way.

- What, you know about Hiatus Kaiyote?

- What you know about Hiatus Kaiyote?

- What you know?

- [Rita] What you know about? - All right.

- You sure is hungry, ain't you child?

- Just a little.

♪ 2 AM and we still sipping ♪

♪ Brown and clay, yeah we been mixing ♪

♪ Your hands on me I can feel them slipping ♪

♪ My girls texting but I don't listen ♪

♪ Like where you at think I've gone missing ♪

♪ But we good so I ain't tripping ♪

- Martin is pro type fuck boy.

He is like the starter of the movement.

The forefather of the movement.

- That's a couple of family members then,

but anyway, yeah.

- Oh you got?

- I have nothing but love for you baby, Martin that is.

- You got something from your past you want to share?

- Ooh!

- Something about how you got to be this homeless

and land on my couch?

(penny drops)

♪ We broke, but we sexy, tho ♪

♪ We broke, but we sexy, broke ♪

♪ We broke, but we sexy, yo ♪

♪ In case you didn't know ♪

- [Thalissa] Um, you didn't pay your electric bill?

I'm not about to stay here with no lights.

Like that is not okay.

- [Rita] Settle down. Nowhere in the post did it say

that electricity was included, so.

- [Thalissa] But I feel like that's a given.

- [Rita] Nothing in life is a given.

- [Thalissa] Okay. Wow.

- [Woman] Black and sexy baby.