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That's the U .S. Army for you.

17 months in a POW camp. When you get out, you're going to need a piece of ass

for a meal.

You get?

No way. Give you a bucket full of potatoes, nice sharp knife.

Back on KP!

I swear to God.

Mike Porter. I'm Harry.

Harry, how's it going, Lieutenant?

Not too bad, eh? Just call me Ted.

We've been together long enough in that bloody camp.

Hey, we just get out and look what they do to you, eh?

I don't believe it. They got you fitted up well, haven't they? You expecting a

flood?

Oh, never mind. In a couple of days, we'll be back home with our love. Oh,

hungry.

Well,

more potatoes, if you like.

Thanks a lot. No gravy.

But anyway, let's remind you.

Did I tell you about Bonnie, my wife?

Yeah, yeah. We used to belong to a swing club. What?

Swing club.

Is that right?

Yeah. We used to have people coming over to our house every, I don't know,

Friday or Saturday, one or the other.

One day, we were expecting the usual pass of the folks come over, sucking

fucking my hand.

And the old lady was in the kitchen peeling some potatoes.

And I tipped in behind her.

And it was feeling good

too, but it was a little bit dry.

So I reached up next to the sink and on the counter she had a bottle of peanut

oil. And I took the peanut oil, and I poured it in my hand, and I slid it on

number, and I want to tell you it felt good.

Oh, man, it was slippery. There is nothing, and I mean nothing, like a

good peanut oil when you are horny and laying in the kitchen and can't make it

to get your KY.

So I slipped this, and I took it, and I put it in between the titties, and Bunny

has got some titties, I want to tell you that right now.

And we were sliding.

I thought I was going to come right there.

But I wasn't going for it.

And she wasn't going for it. And neither one of us were.

So we decided what we need here is a little variety.

And I turned her every way but loose.

Now, if you're a fellow who's got a boob fetish like I have, there's nothing

like bunny's tits.

They are so big and so proud, and the nipples respond so fast,

it'll get your rocks off in a hot second.

Of course, there's nothing like a good piece of tail, too.

When you've got three places to choose from, it's very hard to know where to

stick it first. Man, I would take Bunny's elbows.

Hey, Lieutenant, have you ever gotten what you call good head?

I mean the type of head that starts from the tip of your dick and goes right

down to your balls.

Oh, oh, Bunny can do it.

Let me tell you she can do it. It's cold on the kitchen floor, and I didn't

think I was going to be able to make it for a little while because it was hard

and uncomfortable.

That girl gets down, then she can suck a cock.

That's one thing she is known for doing.

This conversation just makes me horny right now. I can hardly wait to get back

there.

I don't know if you guys get people waiting, but one thing I'm going to do,

fact, the very first thing I'm going to do when I get back, is experience a

little more good head.

You know, after Bunny and I have been through so many swing clubs and swap

clubs, we've tried a little of this, we've tried a little of that, she's

some girls, I've tried some more girls.

You know, you get kind of jaded after a while. Just straight -out bowling isn't

always enough.

I find if you just introduce anything into the game, you know, I've got some

cucumbers.

Well, there's no reason to be shocked.

People have been having sex since the beginning of time.

They've been fucking in every position you can imagine.

In fact, I've been fucking in every position you can imagine.

It's got to come over sometimes.

Funny is one of the best ways that you have ever had in your life.

Fuck that girl. And I just rammed it to her. And I pumped.

And I shoved it in. Oh, God. Oh,

God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

I'm pretty glad that it was that way, because when we get back, we're going to

have a really good relationship.

I don't really hope for all this swing stuff at all.

It really turns me on. Hey, you guys, get over here.

Right now?

Well, see you guys. Take it easy. Have a good trip back to the States.

I guess I'll be going back soon. I hope Carol's okay. I'm really looking forward

to seeing her again.

I wanted to write...

I need you to help me out.

Yeah, I know, I know. What do you want to fix, huh? Yeah. Hey, let me take some

pictures of him. No, will you just, will you cool it for a minute?

God damn.

Look, excuse me. Carol, this is Carl.

Carl? Hi. This is Carol. I didn't mean it, Carl. God damn.

Dig, baby. Is this what you want, huh?

That's what you want, huh?

That's good stuff, too.

I just got this in.

Good. Yeah.

About the best I've had in a long time. You want it bad, don't you?

Come on.

Well, you don't have any money.

Yeah.

Well, I'll come up with it. Let me take some pictures of her, Carl. Come on.

Wait a minute, wait a minute. Let me get this straight. You come here because

you need to.

You know Daddy's always ready to take care of you, right?

Good, good.

Oh, yeah, I know what you're doing.

Will you sit down and calm yourself?

Jesus.

All right, I'm gonna put this under here now. We all know where it's at. It's

safe, right? You know, I got it. I need a favor.

I've always, I've always helped you out, right?

Every time you needed it?

Well,

Dick, anyway, here, make yourself comfortable.

You're all tensed up. You come into my house, relax.

I always take good care of you. Can you do me a favor?

You know, I'm always right there to help you out, man. I want you to help me

out.

Well, Carl here, he's a camera freak.

Yeah. And he would like to take some pictures of you.

Come on.

You're not going to have it?

Yeah, right. I'm going to take care of you.

Well, just, just, come on.

Put your arms down. Relax. She'd like to take some pictures, but you've got to

be relaxed.

Let me see here.

This is going to look.

Take your clothes off, Reno.

Look, Carl, just curl it, will you?

She's a little nervous.

I'll tell you, sweetheart, what I'm going to have to do is...

That's nice, Reno.

That's really nice.

Come on, hurry up.

I'm sorry.

Well, then after

this, I get the fix and I'm going. Right, right, right. When we're all

get the fix.

Where you can be on your way. You don't have to do that.

You told me it was just some pictures.

Put your arms up like this.

Look up at the ceiling. Look up at the ceiling. Come on. Give us a pretty girl

pose. Come on.

That's it. Now you got it, baby. Now you got it.

Oh, Leo.

Oh.

Carl. She's taking pictures. Come on.

You don't have to do that. I mean,

I'm going now, and I don't... No, no, no, no. You want the fix?

You want the fix? If it wasn't for that, I would be gone. I know. That's why I'm

hanging out.

Now, here.

That's on us.

Get us out of here.

It's all right. Pay attention to me. Don't pay attention to him.

It's all right.

Come on, let me go now.

I'll give you another favor sometime.

Baby, you want the fix?

I don't like doing this stuff.

I don't like doing this stuff.

Hey, Reno?

Reno, I'm out of film.

They tell me you miss a toothache after you've had it long enough. But this is

one place I'm not going to miss. How about you, Porter?

Never.

Well, I'm just really, really raring to get back.

Let's cow this.

Oh, my God, what a lovely lady.

Hey,

sweetheart.

It's not so hard doing you, David.

Well,

relax, will you?

Yes, we are.

Go ahead.

Give Carl some head now.

Go on. He really needs it. Go on. Give him some head, baby. You want a hip?

Huh? You want a fix?

Give him some head.

That's it.

That's it, girl.

Nothing.

All right, kid.

How do you like that golf? Good, huh?

All right, baby.

That's what you get here. Right there.

That's it.

All right, Carl, let's get this over with.

All right, girl.

This is the parting of the ways now. Yeah. You know, we've really been

lot, and I hope we manage to keep in touch.

Certainly will. That's awesome.

Yep. I'll be calling you, Ted. You too. See you. See you.

Hey!

Wow!

Look at this. I love it.

Fantastic,

man.

Hey Harry, what about the rest of us? Yeah man, how are you?

Yes, yes.

I just flew in.

Just flew in last night.

Well, how are you?

Oh, I'm not bad.

I just came back from the camp. How are you? It's really nice to see you again.

I'm asleep.

Oh, let me hug you, baby.

It's so nice to... Oh!

Baby, I've been dreaming of this moment.

Oh, how are you?

Come and sit down. Okay.

Come and sit down.

Wow, where did you get those clothes from?

Oh, I just bought them.

What are you doing?

Are you sure you want this?

What are you doing?

Careful.

Are you sure, Carol, you want to do this?

Oh, baby.

Why don't you just start back?

Oh, honey.

Honey.

Oh, that's fantastic.

Oh.

Oh.

Wow, it's good to see you again. Oh, God, it really is.

Oh.

Really?

Hey. I guess it is your turn because you haven't seen him in 40 years.

Oh, Bunny, how are you?

Stop.

Oh, yeah.

Oh my God.

That's great.

It tastes great.

Do you really like doing this? Oh,

I must admit, it's been really a long time that I was over there.

I never dreamed coming home would be like this.

So Harry, what was the lag out in Nam?

Oh, it was ungodly. Yeah.

What was the sense like? You got any chicks there in the camp still?

Yeah, I got the four sisters on Thumb Street. It's been a while.

What an accident.

Yeah, but they're pretty foxy out there. What an accident.

I like that.

Hey, Harry. Oh, yeah? They said they're pretty foxy, the chicks out there, huh?

The L 'Oreal chicks.

Actually, some of them were quite nice, and the focala of the Australian from 12

on up. Did they swing out there?

From 12?

Did they have any Vietnamese swing clubs? I never saw a virgin over 11.

Did they have any Vietnamese swing clubs out there?

Well, not exactly swing clubs. Not like here in the States.

Anyway, it's changed since you've been away, man. It's really, there are so

now, you can't, you lost count of the time. Oh, it's really true. There's a

of swing clubs.

You just go and, you know.

Yeah. That's what you do.

Well, why don't we swing you right up here on the couch?

That sounds like a winner.

Oh, what have we here?

That is, in case you haven't remembered, that is A .C. He hasn't seen him all

this time.

I didn't think he'd be here. I didn't think he'd been away that long that you

wouldn't know what that was.

A .C.

It is. Looks like one.

It is one.

All right, George, I think we got one.

Wow, man.

So you didn't have a sweetheart out there, Harry, huh?

Oh, so good.

Harry, you didn't have a girlfriend out there, huh?

I think he said no.

I thought that's what he said.

It's kind of tricky to make your tongue do two jobs at once.

No, it isn't.

Not for Harry.

It's beautiful to be right inside you.

Oh, Ted, I love it. I love it.

Oh, don't stop. Please don't stop.

This is heavenly.

Tell me you like it. I love it.

I love it. Do it to me. You're so beautiful.

You're so warm.

Oh, you're sweet. Oh,

I love you.

I had

some

women back in there, but it was nothing like this baby.

Oh, please.

Oh, yes.

I'm really glad we're doing it now.

Don't stop.

Don't worry.

Don't stop.

Your bum really turns me on. Oh.

Oh.

Do you ever see a match like that before?

No, I haven't. I'm pretty sure.

It's called a permanent match.

Well, you do see them like that.

They've done a lot of stories. They just blow firewood and stuff.

Oh, that's cute.

Say, what's your name?

Dora. Porter.

Oh, hi, Porter. How are you? Pretty good.

What are you doing?

You've got the same idea as I do. Really?

Well, myself, I'm kind of lonely.

I just like to be in company.

Yeah, that's why I came here, too.

Just to have a drink and maybe meet somebody.

You know, I hear there's some pretty swinging places in this town.

Would you like to go try a few tonight? I would love to go try a few.

Why don't we finish our drinks here, and then we'll go paint the town red at

this place.

Oh, that would be a good idea.

Let's drink up.

Ready? Sure.

Let's go.

Ah, yeah.

How many of these do you do in Vietnam, Harry?

Not many.

You know,

you should tell them what it's been like here in the United States.

Oh, yeah.

It's incredible, man. As soon as the swing clubs are out, you just lose track

them. Really?

I don't know what's been going on since I've been gone. Every week, I knew what

happens, man. Oh, no kidding.

Really?

It's really mushrooms since I've been gone. Mushrooms of the world, man. Don't

talk with your mouth full.

Sorry about that.

Really?

I haven't had that for four years.

I really would like to join some of these swing clubs.

That's not very difficult, man. You just go along and join the same day. They

have ads in the papers now.

So you can just join.

Swing magazines.

Beautiful. Don't quit now.

Well, it's really changed, you know, from a little group to a house. Not a

group. No, it's a lot of big groups. A lot of little groups.

I went to a party with a hundred couples the other day. How did that grab you?

A hundred couples?

Yeah, in a big house like that. All fucking and sucking at one time?

Yeah. It must have been World War II. It was.

They had 50 mattresses on the floor.

That was good.

Yeah, well, it's gotten to that point now.

Oh, God.

All this happened since I've been gone.

We did too many odd things.

What a

beautiful

body.

Oh, this is fantastic.

Oh, kid, this is beautiful.

I love it.

Everything you do is so good.

Oh, boy.

Don't stop me.

Oh, baby.

Oh, yeah.

What?

Oh, yes.

Oh, baby, something.

Okay, let me... Lie back.

Yes, baby.

Oh, I had a couple times back in there.

But it was nothing like this.

Nothing.

Oh, Mother, come.

Oh, baby, come. Oh, she's coming.

Come on. Oh, baby, come.

Oh, baby.

Oh, yeah.

Thank you.

What's that?

My God, what's that?

What is it?

Oh, my God.

Expectedly. Scotch, my dear?

Oh, the Scotch is fine.

Oh, Scotch. When?

When? Okay.

What am I doing? Shall we have a toast to our first meeting?

We sure should.

Love you.

You don't find many of them in the Scotch, do you?

No, I haven't got a costume to a long time ago.

How do you like my house?

It looks pretty good. Oh, I, uh... You know...

I've never seen a water bed before. How did you know that was a water bed?

Oh, yes.

It's been a long time since I've had you.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, why don't you

get down here?

Okay, buddy, come over here to me, baby.

Let's go change.

Oh,

I love you.

That's even better.

Oh,

buddy,

you have a nice tongue.

How does it feel, Harry, buddy?

Oh, yeah.

Gotta get to your house.

Can I put my drink down?

Sure.

So what was the war like?

Nothing to ask about, you know.

I'm sure there must be something to talk about.

He's talking about us. He's gonna talk about us.

I think you're right.

I get five years to breathe.

We're gonna go to some nice, fine places.

I get a good signal.

It's going to be... You have money?

Well, just a little bit, nothing less.

How'd you get it?

Rich Austin gave it to me. I bet.

I've always seen your body first.

I like to see your body too.

Yeah.

Okay, we'll compromise.

Oh. Oh.

Oh, God.

Well,

Harry, how would you like to swing after four years?

I don't know.

Four years have gone by and here we are all back together again. Yeah, it's a

bit sudden maybe. You're not used to it yet, huh?

It takes some time to get back into it if you feel like getting back into it.

It's just not the same.

Thank you.

Thank you.

I love you.

I could use a cigarette and another drink, sweetheart, please.

Oh, I sure could, too.

Yes, I could.

Here's your cigarette.

Oh, thank you.

Oh, wow.

You and that, that happy little life of yours that never, ever quit. It worked

earlier. That's how I met you.

Could I ever use a drink?

There's your drink, my dear.

Like, oh, have I got cotton now?

There's my... Say,

you're a great fuck, did you know that?

Putting it bluntly, but that's what it's at.

I haven't told that before.

You're pretty damn good.

I hate that you're not bad, but I don't want to give you a swollen head.

I did get me one.

I know.

Yep.

Go with your heat.

Well, you really want to know?

You don't know how I'm going to get to know you.

Alright, if I tell you the truth, then you're going to have to tell me the

truth.

I am a hooker.

I am also...

I have to do, I do a lot of things. I do office work, I'm a working girl.

I just do all kinds of things that come along that make money.

You're not charging me, though.

Well, you're different.

I'm not interested in money from you. I'm interested in you. I happen to like

you. I kind of hope maybe our relationship will go a little bit

just a day.

I'm glad to hear that.

I guess I have to tell you about the occupation.

Where is your occupation, by the way?

I'm a bum right now.

I just got out of the service.

I thought so.

You had a bum trip in the service, right?

Yeah, well, I spent 17 months in a POW camp.

Really?

Yeah.

Oh, wow.

I don't know how my sons are doing now. A whole bunch of us got out at once.

I thought something was... kind of sad and strange about you. You're very

lonely. Yeah, all the other guys that I think I've talked about, like Harry,

who's talking about his old lady all the time. They used to do the swingers

thing all the time.

And Ted, he's talked about his chick, and he never made his chick, you know?

She's a virgin. They're going to be clean until they get married.

Oh, great. You know, I've heard a lot about POWs, and, you know, how do

they treat you?

What is it like?

What the hell?

What the hell?

They wouldn't have made it if it wasn't for my friends, you know, Ted and Harry.

I wonder what they're doing right now, too.

Harry's probably into the swinging thing, and Ted with that virgin chick.

He's probably making out like a kid.

I hope so. I really hope so.

That's probably what he's doing, flying right now.