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Hey Honey!

Oh, hey Grandma! What are you doing here?

Oh, well, I was in the neighborhood and I just thought I'd come by for a visit.

I've been meaning to come by and say hello because I really didn't realize that you had moved.

So, this is really beautiful! How long have you lived here?

I've been here now for about... I'm sorry, you caught me off guard, Grandma.

I think it's about two months now that Mom helped me move here.

So, yeah, it's been alright. The apartment is almost up to par now with how I'd like it to be.

That's really wonderful. But your mother didn't tell me that you moved.

And so, we just don't talk very much.

Yeah, I heard.

But anyway, don't be rude. Aren't you going to ask me to invite me in?

Yeah, I'm sorry, Grandma. Come in, please.

Wow, this is really beautiful. How have you been, Honey?

I've been pretty good. I'm sorry, you just caught me off guard, Grandma. I wasn't expecting you.

Well, I'm sure that hopefully you're not in the middle of anything.

But, as I said, I'm sorry.

I was just in the area and I wanted to stop by and say hello.

Yeah, no, no, no. I'm actually pretty free. Why don't you just take a seat, please? Be my guest.

Okay.

My home is your casa.

Well, this is really a very nice place you have here.

Thank you, Grandma. I mean, I'm trying, you know, trying to, I guess, patch up all the pieces together.

Mom kicked me out.

Even though I was going to all my classes and I was getting relatively good grades.

But she just kind of got tired, she said, of me not cleaning up after myself at the house.

And so she helped me get this spot. She paid for like the first three months.

And then she just said it was up to me to get furniture.

That's why I kind of, you know, I'm a little short on the furniture and stuff.

How did you get there?

Yeah. Yeah.

Unfortunately, I also got fired from two out of my three jobs.

Oh, no. What happened?

Well, I was just like showing up a couple of minutes late because I skateboard there and they don't understand there's a lot of traffic.

And my legs get really tired, you know.

And so, yeah.

Late work doesn't always go over too well.

But I had already been there for like a good three weeks.

So that's weird for them to like fire me.

But so now between my classes and then...

No. I'm sorry.

Between my classes and, you know, and all that stuff, I'm just trying to make it work, you know.

Yeah. Well, you'll figure it all out.

But didn't you have a birthday a few weeks ago?

I did. Actually, it was like four...

It was almost like six weeks ago now.

Wow.

But yeah.

I brought you something for your birthday.

Oh, no way.

Yeah. I know how much you love guitars. So...

Does it come with like a little envelope full of money or something?

No.

Oh, okay.

No. But anyway...

Well, I still love guitars.

Yeah. Look at this. I thought you'd really like that.

That's my favorite guitar actually. That's awesome.

So, why don't you try it on?

Right... Like right now?

Yes. Why not? Why not?

Are you sure?

Sure. Why not?

All right. I'll try it on.

Okay.

Wow.

Wow.

Oh, my.

Wow. You have really been working out.

A little bit. Yeah. I've been doing some crossfit across the street and a little parkour.

Oh, my gosh. Look. You're so... You're so strong and muscular.

Thank you, Grandma. Yeah, yeah. I mean, I've always been doing this.

I've always said, you know, you're always in great shape and you're always looking amazing.

And I take after you, you know, after your looks. I'm just less genetics, I guess.

Well, that's so nice of you to say. I don't get many compliments anymore these days, especially, you know, since your grandfather.

Yeah. You're beautiful, Grandma.

Thank you.

But, yeah. How... Have you talked to Mom?

Lately or anything like that?

Oh, no. I really haven't. I, you know, we've really kind of not been in touch very often.

A couple pictures that we took just a couple weeks ago. She invited me out for my birthday to...

Yeah. It was like a...

It was nice.

...a little restaurant around the corner and we actually had a great time.

That's really nice pictures of the two of you.

Oh, thank you. Yeah, yeah. She was... She treated me and...

Is that your... Is that your... Is that your penis?

Uh...

Are you... Why are you sending that to your girlfriend?

Uh, yeah. That's...

Oh, my God. You're so mean.

I'm sorry. That's embarrassing. That's...

Really, really hard.

Um...

Yeah. That's for my girlfriend. I'm sorry. What are you...

Well, you know, I just...

I just can't believe how amazing you look. I mean, I just have to feel these beautiful muscles.

Oh. Uh...

I have no idea.

Uh, this is kind of... It's getting a little strange for me right now, Grandma. I'm...

You know, sweetie, it's okay because, you know, we're... We're really not related. You know, I'm... I am your step-grandmother.

So, it's... No, it's okay. Okay.

Well, it feels like you're my real one, so it's like I'm a little weirded out right now.

I know, but I'm really not.

Um, it's okay if I, um... If I put this... If I can put this down here.

I mean, I just...

Is it okay if I use this?

I just washed it, but... Yeah, sure.

Okay.

What are you trying to do?

Well...

I, uh...

I don't know. That picture just... Just, like, really just...

Okay.

Where am I going?

Oh, wow.

Oh, I just... I really do have to see this in person.

Are you sure this is okay?

Oh, it's okay. It's really...

Is it normal?

Oh, my.

Oh, wow.

Well, I just have to, um...

Just have a little taste.

Oh, gosh.

I don't know if this is okay, grandma.

Oh, does it feel okay for you?

I'm okay.

It feels good, but...

Honey?

You could have been doing something wrong.

Oh, good, but...

I like how it feels.

I like how it tastes.

And how you feel.

Oh my goodness.

Oh my goodness.

Oh shhh.

Whoa.

Oh shhh.

Oh shhh.

You sure no one's gonna find out about this?

You sure no one's gonna find out about this?

No one.

No one will find out.

I promise.

I promise no one will find out.

Oh my god.

This is so good.

Oh my goodness.

Oh shhh.

Oh shhh.

Fucking grandma.

Fucking grandma.

Oh shhh.

Fucking grandma.

Grandma.

Fucking grandma.

Oh shhh.

Oh shhh.

Oh shhh.

I'm so sorry.

You came in my...

You came in my mouth.

I'm so embarrassed. I'm sorry.

No, it's okay.

Fuck.

It's so delicious.

Oh shit. I'm sorry.

Fuck. I think...

Wow.

Wow.

Wow.

I'm gonna go.

You sure?

And we'll just...

No, buddy.

No. This will be our little secret, okay?

No tell...