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Love when we come together for family time.

I know we'll always weather the hardest times.

So go on, get it. Yeah, you've got to try

my family's pie.

I'm here.

What's up?

Well, I figured we could start planning Cinco de Mayo.

Yeah, we could have a party.

We could invite all our friends.

Yeah, that would be a great time. We could get drunk.

No, it's not about that.

Do you all know about the Battle of the Puebla?

What? I figured you and I could dress up like vultures and we could...

Protect the house.

Wait, what?

No, I just swore Margarita's a pussy.

I mean, you guys would look really hot as soldiers.

But what if we just kept it simple?

I can make a special pinata.

Yeah, sounds good to me.

I'm gonna get started then.

Dad is gonna freak when he opens the pinata.

Wait, why is he gonna freak?

Don't worry about it.

This looks good.

Thanks. I think you're really going to like the pinata.

Well, who's ready to learn about the Battle of Pueblo?

No.

Look what I just put up.

Don't you want to have some fun?

You can be the first to swing.

Alright, but then we learn.

Okay.

Get a bat.

Okay, are you ready?

There you go.

You ready to swing?

Can you get that forward?

That's your right.

You're in front of you. You're in the clear.

Swing.

I was striking.

What the fuck is this?

What do you think it is?

This isn't supposed to, this isn't Cinco de Mayo.

Junior, did you do this?

I had nothing to do with it.

It was me.

I was just trying to have fun.

Don't be mad.

Fine, you want to have fun?

Go, have fun.

Fine.

Maybe I will.

Junior?

Exactly what I wanted for Tinko.

Well then, you should help your sister out.

Go.

Uh -uh.

Oh.

Guess I didn't need all those toys