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That's it. Pick up that block.
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Slip this one. Yes!
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Woo! Go, baby, go!
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That's what's up!
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Woo!
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Oh, man.
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They called that back? That is such hard
work!
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That is complete malarkey.
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That is such crap.
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Rough game?
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Mm.
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I got 50 bucks on it. Oh. Oh!
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Yeah.
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Go, baby. Come on.
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God damn it.
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Hey, you want to go have on a pizza
right now?
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I ate already.
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Oh. Oh.
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Go, baby. Yes.
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All right. Yeah.
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That's it. Let's beat some D.
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Beat some good defense.
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We need to hustle now.
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Play smart.
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Or we could watch Posh and Philly.
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Huh?
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Posh and Philly came on like five
minutes ago.
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It's my favorite show. Come on, Zach.
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Yeah. Go watch it on your computer.
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Go. I can't. TV's blocked thanks to your
dad.
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That's stupid.
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You're 18 now.
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Yeah. Oh, yeah.
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Come on!
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Can I just use your laptop?
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Uh, nah, you're not touching my laptop.
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Why not?
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Because... Because it's mine.
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And I said so.
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Come on, it seems like these games are
on all week.
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It's not all week. It's just Monday.
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Wednesdays, Thursdays, and Fridays
through Sundays, basically.
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Oh, is that all?
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Well, yeah, they do recap shows on
Tuesdays, but I usually let you use the
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Tuesdays, don't I?
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No, you know what?
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We're going to watch Posh and Philly.
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Yeah, nah.
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Hey, I'll buy the pizza, and I'll even
get half of it vegetarian just for you.
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Cool? Deal?
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Weren't you listening to me?
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I already ate.
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Of course not. Of course you weren't
listening. When do you ever listen to
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Sorry. Look, I'm not going to get a
pizza with pineapple on it because it
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permeates through the cheese and it
ruins everything.
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We're watching Posh and Philly.
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Yeah, right. Take a hike, kid. Why don't
you go watch it at your little stupid
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friend's house or something? I swear to
God, Zachary, I will call your dad and
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my mom, and you know they are in the
world.
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Yes.
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Whoa, hey, yo, yo, yo, no, no, no.
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Okay, if we can watch this really
important game, I promise I will let you
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Philly and... Pilly or Philly and
whatever that you watch. Posh and
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Okay, yeah, I will let you watch it if
we can watch this very important game,
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okay? No deal.
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Posh and Philly, right now.
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I'm tired of being pushed around all the
time by you, Zach.
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Alright, hey, listen.
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We'll record it, and you can watch it
later on.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh, go baby, yes!
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That's the way to get the screen, yes!
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Woo! TD!
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What?
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Ever since my accident, they've been on
my nut about me getting my own place.
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Yeah, well, you know what? That doesn't
sound like such a terrible idea. Because
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you can watch as much football as you
want at your own place on your own TV.
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Yeah, well, you know, the thing about
that is... Yeah.
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Oh, baby, yes! What a catch!
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Back in the end zone. Wow.
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Did you see that?
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Oh, man.
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What?
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Dude, really?
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You missed that field goal? That was a
chip shot, dude.
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Yeah, hey, Mom.
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Hey, what?
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Um, yeah, not so good, actually. Hey,
what's up, Mom?
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How's the vacation going?
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Ooh, yeah, sounds fun.
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Oh, that sounds fun.
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Yeah, the whole bottle of marijuana.
You're getting crazy party animals.
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Um, just, uh...
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Deacon Jeff's a workout routine and she
can barely hold up the dumbbells with
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her skinny little arms.
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Give me my phone, Zach.
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Yeah,
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yeah, that was a tough set.
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Yeah, we just wanted to call.
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Yeah, we just miss you, that's all.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Jess and I are going to watch Posh in
Philly soon, so we gotta go.
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Yeah, okay, well, love you, Mom.
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Yeah, okay.
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Yeah, have fun in wine country.
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Yeah, absolutely.
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Jess will be sure to walk the dog.
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Okay.
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And lock all the doors.
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Okay.
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Love you, too.
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Love you.
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Mm -hmm.
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All right.
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Have fun.
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All right. Love you. Bye.
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God, you fucking word. What's going on
with you?
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Checkmate.
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Yo, um... Dad?
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Zach has a secret laptop.
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Go into his room. It's in there.
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You can watch Posh and Philly all you
want, okay? Just don't tell him that I
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told you where it was.
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Why didn't you tell me that in the first
place, Zach?
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I'll help you look.
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Wouldn't that have taken his laptop with
him on vacation?
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Uh, no. I think that this is his backup
laptop.
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He usually keeps it in the... Yeah,
bedroom.
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Eureka.
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See, you can just... Post up right here
on the bed and watch Posh and Philly
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and... Yeah.
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Damn.
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Security code.
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Uh, my mom's birthday.
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Yay.
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Impressive. Alright, well, I'll just
bring up your show for you so you can
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Posh and Philly and...
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Oh my god.
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Holy fuck. Okay, I can see why dad is
hiding his laptop now.
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Do you think mom knows he's watching
porn?
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Uh, definitely not.
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I found this earlier.
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You think they masturbate together?
Yeah, get that away from me.
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I don't know. I feel like if people
weren't so secretive about porn, it
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be so...
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Naughty to watch.
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Well, alright.
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Let's just... Let's just minimize this
window so he doesn't know that anybody
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was on the computer.
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And then you can watch Posh and Philly.
Sound cool?
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Whoa!
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Why do you want to watch this?
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Alright, you know what?
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I'm going to leave you with that. You
can watch porn.
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All on your own. I'm going to watch the
rest of this game.
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Zach, aren't you curious what kind of
porn he likes?
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Uh, not particularly.
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Stop! Look, it's just research, okay?
It's not like we're getting off on it.
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Besides, it's only going to be weird if
you make me watch this on my own.
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Jeff, uh, I don't really know about
this.
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Wow.
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Isn't it so weird how he pressed inside
her at an angle like that?
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Yeah. I guess. I mean, that's how we're
able to see the explicit stuff.
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I don't know.
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Look, it looks like it's stabbing her so
awkwardly.
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Like, we don't have to see everything,
do we? We can at least use your
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imagination. Yeah.
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Guys can't use their imagination, Jessa.
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Wow, you are so hard on your own sex.
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I mean, look, like, wouldn't it be so
much better if we could see her
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authentically orgasm instead of dealing
with all this penetration?
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Yeah, I mean, they make porn like that.
It's on those, like, pay site channels.
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But I think only women, like, watch
that.
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Look, I like the way he's clapping his
fingers around her and looking deep into
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her eyes now. That's romantic.
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That's passionate, you know?
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I want to find a gentleman like that
someday.
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Yeah, but not a porn star, obviously.
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I mean, why not?
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As long as he doesn't wear himself out
at work and comes home to make love to
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passionately, why would I care? Ooh, how
progressive.
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Yeah, but he's got to have a cock like
that, too.
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God, look at him. Isn't he gorgeous?
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No, I am not looking at dick size when
I'm watching Tom.
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So you wouldn't mind watching a guy with
a four or five inch cock?
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Um, actually, I would mind.
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I read somewhere that the average dick
size is like five inches.
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This guy's got to be like seven at
least.
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No.
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My dick is bigger than this guy's.
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He's probably packing six.
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You are not bigger than that.
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Jessica, I am not going to talk to you
about my penis size, okay? This is all
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just very uncomfortable.
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You brought it up.
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You know, and you lie all the time.
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And why would I care how big your penis
is? Like... Hey, I'm telling the truth.
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I'm just not about to prove the size of
my dick to my deputy.
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Mm -hmm.
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Sure.
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I can see your bulge.
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I'd say you're probably an average five
inches.
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Fuckin' A, Jetta.
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I'm not comfortable going full erect
around you, you know?
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What do you know about penises anyways?
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Well, what do you know?
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Kind of a virgin.
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You're either a virgin or you're not.
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Well, one time at a party last August, I
let a guy put the tip in.
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But I kept asking him to do just the
tip, and then he put it all the way in.
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It hurt, and I screamed, and it was
awkward.
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Who?
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It doesn't matter, okay?
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So long ago.
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It was last August. Like, just drop it.
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You are not going to a party without me
from now on. It was all my idea anyway,
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okay?
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It's so sexy how her head falls back
when she falls.
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So how big was he?
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Hmm?
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How big was the dick?
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Why are you so curious?
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That's a gay question.
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Hey, I was just wondering. It doesn't
matter.
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Okay,
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come on, Brock. Why don't you just show
it to me?
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I want to see if you're telling the
truth.
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Come on. Let me see. No. Come on. No.
No. That's inappropriate.
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No. No.
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Come on. That's ridiculous.
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Zach. Come on. Just prove me wrong.
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Alright.
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I'll show you the outline.
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Oh, look at our little friend.
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See?
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Happy? Oh, come on. Just a peek, please.
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No. No.
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It's ridiculous.
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Really? Do you hear that? What is...
Come
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on, chicken boy.
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Happy now?
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You could leave it out if you want.
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You know, so it can breathe.
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It looks awfully cramped in your
underwear.
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I don't know what I just did. That was
really stupid.
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But I never lose a bet, though.
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You probably just wanted to show it to
me.
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This is a good movie.
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I feel it too.
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You should relax.
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I'm not going to tell anyone.
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Besides, I'm just as much in the wrong
as you are.
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What?
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You think I'm in the wrong?
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00:17:23,240 --> 00:17:25,140
Do you think it would be wrong to see
mine?
257
00:17:26,339 --> 00:17:27,619
Do you want to see mine?
258
00:17:29,120 --> 00:17:32,140
I think I'm going to show you mine.
259
00:17:41,320 --> 00:17:42,320
They're all different, you know.
260
00:17:43,140 --> 00:17:44,140
Pussies.
261
00:17:47,240 --> 00:17:48,800
Don't say pussies.
262
00:17:49,660 --> 00:17:52,400
Why? You say pussies all the time when
you're watching football.
263
00:17:54,880 --> 00:17:55,880
Jesus.
264
00:17:57,560 --> 00:17:59,000
I mean, pussies are all different.
265
00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:02,440
I've seen so many, but I've always
wondered if mine was pretty.
266
00:18:03,300 --> 00:18:04,760
I know you wouldn't lie to me about
that.
267
00:18:08,640 --> 00:18:09,640
I...
268
00:18:09,710 --> 00:18:10,810
Cannot look at yours.
269
00:18:11,490 --> 00:18:15,890
I'm almost 19, so technically... All
right. All right.
270
00:18:16,450 --> 00:18:23,090
Just to soothe your concern about your
vagina
271
00:18:23,090 --> 00:18:25,790
being pretty, which I'm sure it is.
272
00:18:26,290 --> 00:18:27,290
So what do you think?
273
00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:49,320
Whoa, it just spasmed or something.
274
00:18:49,860 --> 00:18:52,920
Yeah, it does that throbbing thing when
I'm turned on.
275
00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:55,860
And sometimes it hurts, too.
276
00:18:58,520 --> 00:18:59,860
Hurts? Mm -hmm.
277
00:19:00,500 --> 00:19:03,800
It aches, and it makes my mind cloudy,
and I can't even think straight.
278
00:19:04,300 --> 00:19:06,260
It makes me want to cry when I can't
touch it.
279
00:19:08,500 --> 00:19:12,060
Wow. Well, okay. I'm going to give you
some privacy, then.
280
00:19:12,600 --> 00:19:14,120
You know? No, no, no. Stay.
281
00:19:17,740 --> 00:19:21,140
I want you to use Mom's dildo on me when
I watch the movie. Mom's dildo?
282
00:19:21,900 --> 00:19:23,540
It's not wrong if she never knows.
283
00:19:24,560 --> 00:19:28,420
I mean, just like you and me in this
dirty little show and tell we're doing.
284
00:19:28,420 --> 00:19:31,280
know, for the record, I didn't want to.
285
00:19:32,060 --> 00:19:33,060
Come on, Zach.
286
00:19:33,640 --> 00:19:36,820
Look, if you do it for me, I can imagine
this dong is the guy.
287
00:19:37,600 --> 00:19:39,580
When I do it by myself, it's way too
predictable.
288
00:19:40,260 --> 00:19:42,000
If I'm alone, I'll be in here for hours.
289
00:19:44,060 --> 00:19:46,120
It's not like I'm asking you to do
anything sexual.
290
00:19:46,980 --> 00:19:49,060
Only sexual if you think of it as a
sexual act.
291
00:19:49,760 --> 00:19:54,400
All I'm asking you to do is sit here and
watch the movie with me and slide it in
292
00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:56,500
and out at the same speed that he's
fucking her.
293
00:19:57,840 --> 00:20:00,040
Think of it as a game to test your hand
-eye coordination.
294
00:20:02,460 --> 00:20:04,400
Come on, stop acting holier than thou.
295
00:20:04,900 --> 00:20:07,200
If you really didn't want to be here,
you would have left already.
296
00:20:07,500 --> 00:20:09,880
And you know you want to help me because
you never do.
297
00:20:12,500 --> 00:20:13,500
Do it.
298
00:20:13,820 --> 00:20:17,020
You know, I think... God, you are so...
annoying.
299
00:20:17,760 --> 00:20:19,620
You know what? Jesus. Fine. I'll do it.
300
00:21:06,440 --> 00:21:11,320
Not, not quite. Can you spit on it? It
needs to be a little bit wetter. You do
301
00:21:11,320 --> 00:21:13,600
it. I swear to God, Zachary.
302
00:40:30,570 --> 00:40:31,570
Just shoot that big file.
303
00:44:33,870 --> 00:44:34,870
You took me away.
304
00:45:17,450 --> 00:45:19,430
Me out of the house to get my own place.
God damn it.
305
00:45:21,830 --> 00:45:28,230
You know, Jeff, it really just like...
306
00:45:28,230 --> 00:45:33,850
Sorry, what else?
307
00:45:34,230 --> 00:45:35,230
That's right.
308
00:45:35,270 --> 00:45:36,710
You're not a video boy.
309
00:45:40,610 --> 00:45:42,070
Why so curious?
310
00:45:45,110 --> 00:45:46,110
Seven inches.
311
00:45:46,570 --> 00:45:49,370
Okay, yeah, I think your nose just grew
seven inches. Look at that.
312
00:45:49,970 --> 00:45:51,070
You're not a real boy.
313
00:45:52,430 --> 00:45:56,110
You have to stop doing that. I'm done
with this fucking line. Holy shit.
314
00:45:56,330 --> 00:46:03,090
Have you seen Eliza Schlesinger's Stand
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