Original subtitles

This is it, for better or worse.

Who knows? One week.

One teeny-weeny week, my boy.

Neither of us can leave till death do us part.

And I brought it on myself. Who knows?

Come ahead, son. Let's find out what's in that noddle of yours.

A - Find missing link.

When I've found it, you will play our game.

No, sir.

- Top secret! - State secret.

- Yes! - State secret, sir?

Top secret! Why did you resign?

Aaaaaagh!

Watch your left, boy. Hit me.

Kill! Kill! Kill!

Kill!

You can do it all, boy.

You won't do it. You're scared.

Go on. Kill!

- Why did you resign? - Do you know who you are? A fool.

Yes! An idiot!

I'll kill you!

- I'll die. - You're dead.

Twelve seconds to zero. Stand by to release.

Eleven, ten, nine, eight, seven, six...

- Six? - Standing by.

Approaching. Not yet.

Now!

- Bombs gone. - Good boy! Bull's-eye!

Built-in bars.

Also... self-contained.

Kitchen.

Bathroom, air-conditioning, food supplies for six months.

You'd go anywhere in it. It even has a waste disposal unit.

- It moves? - It's detachable.

- What's behind it? - Steel.

- Die, Six, die! - Five.

- Die! - Four.

- Die! - Three.

- Die! - Two.

- Die! - One.

- Die! - Zero.

Die!

Congratulations.

We shall need the body for evidence.

What do you desire?

- Number One. - I'll take you.

We thought you would feel happier as yourself.

Love, love, love

Love, love, love

There's nothing you can do that can't be done

Nothing you can sing that can't be sung

Nothing you can say but you can learn how to play the game

It's easy

All you need is love

Welcome!

This session is called in a matter of democratic crisis.

And we are here gathered to resolve the question of revolt.

We desire that these proceedings be conducted in a civilised manner.

But humanity is not humanised without force.

Errant children must sometimes be brought to book

with a smack on their backsides.

We draw your attention to the regrettable bullet.

The community is at stake, and we have the means to protect it.

The Assembly is now in security.

Number Six is presented to you.

He survived the ultimate test?

Indeed.

Then he must no longer be referred to as "Number Six".

He has gloriously vindicated the right of the individual

to be individual.

And this assembly

rises to you...

...sir.

Sir, we crave your indulgence.

The transfer of power requires some tedious ceremony.

Perhaps you would observe the preliminaries

from the chair of honour.

Sir, we thank you, and promise to be as brief as possible.

Resuscitate!

A revolution!

Get him out!

Key!

Revolt can take many forms.

And here we have three specific instances.

Number 48.

Thanks for the trip, Dad.

Be grateful for the opportunity of pleading your case.

Baby, what a crazy scene!

Collarbone's connected to the neckbone

And the neckbone's connected to the headbone...

Number 48!

Dem bones, dem bones gonna walk around...

Number 48!

Dem bones, dem bones, dem dry bones

Dem bones, dem bones, dem...

Number 48!

Order! Order! Release him!

Release him!

Youth, with its enthusiasms,

which rebels against any accepted norm

because it must - and we sympathise.

It may wear flowers in its hair, bells on its toes.

But, when the common good is threatened,

when the function of society is endangered,

such revolts must cease.

They are non-productive... and must be abolished!

Number 48.

Hear

The word

Of the Lord...

The hipbone is connected to the backbone!

And the backbone's connected to the headbone...

Young man!

Give it to me again.

- Don't knock yourself out. - Give me the rest.

Young...

... man.

I'm bone all over.

Thank you for your intervention,

but we fear that such familiarity is not appropriate.

We must maintain the status quo.

Now, Number...

Yes, of course.

Naturally.

Very well. To your places!

Sir, temporarily, we may use the new form of address,

to bring these proceedings to a conclusion.

Those in favour?

Carried!

We are obliged... sir.

Don't mention it, Dad.

Young... man.

- You got the message? - Just. You've never been with us.

- I'm gone. - But you were here.

- Got the word? - Yes.

Got the sign? The light? The message?

Then you went and gone. Give it to me, baby!

- Give all you want. - That's it!

- And take. - That's it!

- Take! Take! - Take! Take!

Take! Take! Take! Take!

Now you're high!

I'm low.

Give it to me, baby! Confess!

Oh, Dad, I'm your baby, Dad.

- Confess! - My bones is yours, Dad.

They came from you, my daddy.

Confess! Now you're hep!

Hip, Dad, hip.

- Confess! - And a hipbone. And a thighbone.

Shinbone, kneebone, backbone, all yours, Dad.

- Confess! - Kneebone!

Ezekiel cracked dem dry bones, Ezekiel cracked dem dry bones

Ezekiel cracked dem dry bones, Now hear the word of the Lord

Ezekiel connected dem dry bones, Ezekiel connected dem dry bones

Ezekiel connected dem dry bones, Now hear the word of the Lord

Well, your toebone connected to your footbone

Your footbone connected to your heelbone

Your heelbone connected to your anklebone

Your anklebone connected to your legbone

Your legbone connected to your kneebone

Your kneebone connected to your thighbone

Your thighbone connected to your hipbone

Your hipbone connected to your backbone

Your backbone connected to your shoulderbone

Your shoulderbone connected to your neckbone

Your neckbone connected to your headbone...

- Hip! Hip! Hip! - HOORAY!

And hear the word of the Lord!

Guilty! Read the charge!

The prisoner is charged

with the most serious breach of social etiquette.

Total defiance of the elementary laws which sustain our community.

Questioning the decisions of those we voted to govern us.

Unhealthy aspects of speech and dress

not in accordance with general practice.

The refusal to observe, wear or respond to his number.

- Sir, you approve the proceedings? - I... note them.

Sir, you have no comment at this stage?

Not at this stage.

The accused will be held in the place of sentence

until after your inauguration.

Remove him!

Hear the word of the Lord Dem bones, dem bones, dem dry bones

Most regrettable. My apologies, sir.

- Don't mention it. - Our next revolutionary is a

different kettle of fish altogether.

Next!

I feel a new man!

My dear chap!

How have you been keeping?

Throne at last. I knew it. It had to be.

And you, my little friend. Ever faithful.

Come on.

Come on! Come on!

New allegiances. Such is the price of fame.

And failure.

Dear me! How sad!

My lords, ladies and gentlemen!

A most extraordinary thing happened to me on my way here.

It has been my lot in the past to wield a considerable power.

I have had the ear of statesmen, kings and princes.

Governments have been swayed, revolutions nipped in the bud

at a word from me in the right place and at a propitious time.

Not surprising that this community should find a use for me.

Not an accident that I should be abducted and wake up here.

What is deplorable is that I resisted for so short a time.

A fine tribute to your methods.

I thank you for placing me in a position of power second only

to one.

This authority gave me the right to make decisions.

My last decision concerned this gentleman.

It could be resolved only in the death of one of us.

He emerged victorious.

I, apparently...

Die! Die!

...died.

Die! Die!

Hush it up!

Die!

Was it the drink?

You couldn't even let me rest in peace.

How was it done?

There have to be security secrets from our late Number Two.

- Did you meet him? - What's that?

- Did you ever meet Number One? - Face to face?

- Yes. - MEET HIM?!

Meet him!

Shall I...

...give him a stare?

You transgress!

I shall give him a stare.

Look me in the eye.

Whoever you are.

Whatever you are.

You'll die!

Again? Then I'll die with my own mind.

You'll hypnotise me no longer!

- Sir? - Hold him.

In the place of sentence?

Until my inauguration.

Secure him!

Be seeing you.

We have just witnessed two forms of revolt.

The first, uncoordinated youth

rebelling against nothing it can define.

The second, a successful, secure member of the establishment

turning upon and biting the hand that feeds him.

These attitudes are dangerous, they contribute nothing to our culture

and are to be stamped out.

At the other end of the scale, we are honoured to have with us

a revolutionary of different calibre.

He has revolted,

resisted, fought, held fast,

maintained, destroyed resistance, overcome coercion.

The right to be person, someone or individual.

We applaud his private war,

and concede that, despite materialistic efforts,

he has survived intact and secure.

All that remains is...

... recognition of a man.

A man of...

...steel.

A man magnificently equipped to lead us.

That is...

lead us...

...or go.

In this connection, we have a prize.

Your home is being made ready.

Above and beyond this,

we have the means for you to desert us and go anywhere.

Key to your house.

Traveller's cheques - a million.

Passport. Valid for anywhere.

And petty cash.

You are free to go.

- Free to go? - Anywhere.

- Why? - You are an example to us.

- Why? - You have shown us our mistakes.

Why?

You are pure. You know the way. Show us.

Why?

Your revolt is good and honest. You are the only individual.

- We need you. - I see.

You do. You see all.

- I'm an individual? - You are on your own.

I fail to see.

All about you is...

...yours.

We concede.

We offer.

We... plead for you to lead us.

Or go?

Go, if you wish.

I don't know.

Take the stand. Address us.

- Should I? - You must.

You are the greatest. Make a statement.

A true statement which could only be yours, but for us.

Remember us. Don't forget us. Keep us in mind.

Sir... we are all yours.

- I - Aye! Aye! Aye!

- I feel - Aye! Aye! Aye!

- I feel that AYE! AYE! AYE!

- I feel - AYE! AYE! AYE!

Aye! Aye! Aye!

AYE! AYE! AYE!

Hip, hip, hooray!

Sir, on behalf of us all, we thank you.

And now I take it that you are prepared to meet... Number One.

Follow me, if you would be so kind.

Sir.

I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed,

briefed, debriefed or numbered.

I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed,

briefed, debriefed or numbered.

My life is my own.

I! I! I! I! I! I! I!

Contact.

Control!

Confirm contact priority.

Contact priority!

Contact control! Contact control!

Emergency! Contact!

Contact control! Emergency!

All personnel, take cover!

Evacuate!

Evacuate!

(The Beatles: All You Need Is Love)

All you need is love

All you need is love, love

Love is all you need

Evacuate! Evacuate!

(Carmen Miranda: I Like You Very Much)

I, yi, yi, yi, yi, yi like you very much

I, yi, yi, yi, yi, yi think you're grand

Why, why, why is it that when I feel your touch

My legs start to biddy-biddy bend

I, yi, yi, yi like you to hold me tight

You are too, too, too, too, too divine

If you want to be in someone's arms tonight

Just be sure the arms you're in are mine

Your footbone connected to your heelbone

Your heelbone connected to your anklebone

Your anklebone connected to your legbone

Your legbone connected to your kneebone

Your kneebone connected to your thighbone

Your thighbone connected to your hipbone

Your hipbone connected to your backbone

Your backbone connected to your shoulderbone

Your shoulderbone connected to your neckbone

Your neckbone connected to your headbone

Now hear the word of the Lord

Dem bones, dem bones gonna walk around

Now hear the word of the Lord...

Your backbone connected from your hipbone

Your hipbone connected from your thighbone

Your thighbone connected from your kneebone

Your kneebone connected from your legbone

Your legbone connected from your anklebone

Your anklebone connected from your heelbone

Your heelbone connected from your footbone

Your footbone connected from your toebone

Now, hear the word of the Lord

Dem bones, dem bones, dem dry bones