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Let's everybody
listen up here, now!
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Order in the court!
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Order in
the kangaroo court!
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Court is now
in session.
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Why are you standing
so close to me?
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- Huh?
- It's just you're makin' me
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fuckin' uncomfortable.
- I'm your bailer.
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- Bailiff?
- I'm your bailiff.
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Okay, okay, well, just,
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you... feel like you're gonna--
- Actually, wait.
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At this juncture,
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Jim, Jim, and Jim
are now clients of old.
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Right? Effective immediately,
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I'll be representing
Goody, Dolo, and Hitch.
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B'y ya don't got to.
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Oh no, I want to.
Oh no, I insist.
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Prosecution may proceed.
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Away you go, Shoresy.
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People are saying
the Jims banged broads
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my clients sometimes bang? Huh?
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Is this true, Jim?
- Yeah.
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- Jim?
- Yes.
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- Jim?
- We just kissed.
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- Why?
- Okay, we did a bit more
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than that, but we didn't
go all the way.
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- Kissing's unbelievable.
- You were ordered
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by the kangaroo court
to go apologize
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to Pam, Britt, and Mel
about making up a story
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about Dolo, Hitch, and Goody
and the hockey moms.
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Now, are we to understand
that that apology
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went extremely well?
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Like, so well that it led
to sexual intercourse?
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Or just trottin' to second
or third like Jim did,
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for some reason.
- Jim?
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Yeah.
Jim?
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- Yes.
- Jim?
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Withstanding from sex
is not only a sign of respect
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for your partner, but a sign
of respect for yourself.
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That's what I wanna know.
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With seven million
people on this planet.
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- Seven billion.
- Shut the fuck up, Michaels!
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You being handsome, athletic,
Indigenous Canadians,
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certainly you coulda found
some other broads out there
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that my clients
don't sometimes bang.
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Where are you going
with this, Shoresy?
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I'm just saying,
maybe it's one of those nights,
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you just go home
and hammer on it.
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So, what went wrong, Jim?
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The broads didn't believe us
that the boys
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didn't bang the hockey moms.
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- Jim?
- And we understood that maybe
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they wanted to get with us
to get back at the boys.
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Jim.
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Yes, there are billions
of people on the planet,
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many of them hot broads,
but it's rare to be invited
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to bed by broads as hot as Pam,
Melodie, and/or Britt.
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No, that's true.
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Pretty fuckin' hot.
Bit young but...
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Jim, what'd you do if you
didn't go all the way, b'y?
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- Do you really wanna know?
- Oh, my God.
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At one point, I looked at
my phone and realized
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I'd been talking for hours.
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About nothing and everything
all at the same time.
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We talked about our journeys,
and we cried,
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and then we laughed
'til we cried.
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I finally went to leave
as the sun was coming up
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and we stood in the doorway
talking for another hour.
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She told me she was an Aries.
And I was like,
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"No way, that's crazy."
That's when it all made sense.
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She's an Aries, I'm a Leo.
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Hmm. Okay.
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Cool.
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What do you wanna
do here, Michaels?
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Well, I'm hesitant
to hand down any additional
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sentence because the ball
was clearly in their court.
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- Who, the broads?
- The girls. Yes.
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But I don't condone the Jims
on taking them up on it, either.
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I mean, if I can make
a statement
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regarding everyone present here,
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we're about to start playing
together soon.
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I mean, except for--
- Shut the fuck up, Michaels.
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- I'm sorry.
- Just shut the fuck up.
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I am sorry.
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We're gonna be teammates,
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so we gotta start acting
like a fuckin' team.
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Because I can safely conclude
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that we are all worse
versions of ourselves
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when we're not playing hockey.
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♪ If I die at 23 ♪
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♪ Won't you bury me ♪
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♪ In the sunshine? ♪
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♪ Please let me know
That you're still mine ♪
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♪ Though I'm gone ♪
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♪ My love for you
Is oh, so strong ♪
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♪ And when the grass
grows over me ♪
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♪ Let me know ♪
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♪ You still love me ♪
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♪ Never put nobody else
Above me ♪
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♪ Then I'll know ♪
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♪ My love for you
Will always grow ♪
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I think it's about time
we reset
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the tone in here, fellas.
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I think maybe it's about time
we reset it!
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♪ You know I said it's true ♪
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♪ I can feel the love
Can you feel it too ♪
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♪ I can feel it ah-ah ♪
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♪ I can feel it ah-ah ♪
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♪ You know I said it's true ♪
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♪ I can feel the love
Can you feel it too ♪
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♪ I can feel it ah-ah ♪
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♪ I can feel it ah, ah,
ah-ah, yeah ♪
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♪ You know I said it's true ♪
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♪ I can feel the love
Can you feel it too ♪
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♪ I can feel it ah-ah ♪
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♪ I can feel it ah-ah ♪
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♪ You know I said it's true ♪
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♪ I can feel the love
Can you feel it too ♪
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♪ I can feel it ah-ah ♪
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♪ You know I said it's true ♪
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♪ You know I said ♪
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♪ You know I said it's true ♪
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♪ You know I said ♪
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♪ You know I said it's true ♪
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♪ I can feel the love
Can you feel it too ♪
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♪ I can feel it ah-ah ♪
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♪ I can feel it ah-ah ♪
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♪ You know I said it's true ♪
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♪ I can feel the love
Can you feel it too ♪
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♪ I can feel it ah-ah ♪
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♪ You know, you know, you know ♪
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♪ You know, you know, you know ♪
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♪ I gotta tell you, yeah ♪
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♪ I gotta tell you ♪
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♪ Tell you ♪
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♪ I gotta tell you ♪
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♪ Tell you ♪
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♪ I gotta tell you ♪
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♪ Tell you ♪
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♪ Tell you ♪
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♪ You know I said it's true ♪
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♪ I can feel the love
Can you feel it too ♪
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♪ I can feel it ah-ah ♪
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♪ You know I said it's true ♪
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♪ I can feel the love
Can you feel it too ♪
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♪ I can feel it ah-ah ♪
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♪ I can feel it ah-ah ♪
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♪ You know I said it's true ♪
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♪ I can feel the love
Can you feel it too ♪
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♪ I can feel it ah-ah ♪
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♪ You know I said it's true ♪
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♪ I can feel the love
Can you feel it too ♪
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♪ I can feel it ah-ah ♪
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♪ I can feel it ah-ah ♪
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♪ I can feel it, I can feel it ♪
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♪ I can feel it
Can you feel it too ♪
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♪ Ah-ah ♪
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♪ Too, too ♪
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♪ Ah-ah ♪
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- So, it won't be TV then.
- Nope.
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Well, I guess you got
no choice
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but to coach the Bulldogs.
- I'm not built to coach.
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- You haven't tried it.
- I'd feel helpless back there.
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You should try
everything once.
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Like I'd wanna jump
out of my skin.
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- Don't be a fuckin' baby.
- I'd just wanna get out there
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and kill somebody.
- Right.
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I already just wanna get
out there and kill somebody.
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- Just coach.
- I listen to you when you talk.
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What are you gonna do, then?
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I dunno.
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Well, "I dunno."
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I could just hear my mom saying,
"Get to doing something..."
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"Or you're just a bum."
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Little while after
my mom died, I got a shrink.
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- You got a psychiatrist?
- A psychologist.
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- What's the difference?
- Well, a psychiatrist
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can prescribe drugs,
and a psychologist can't.
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So, a psychologist
is a shrink?
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- They're both shrinks.
- What's a counsellor?
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And why did you say it
like that?
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- Like what? Huh?
- Like...
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Like, you got a shrink?
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I dunno, just...
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always saw you as like
the tallest tree in the forest.
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- What?
- Like the biggest
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building in the city.
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Is this supposed
to be a compliment?
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Solid.
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I gave my mom a lotta love.
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The shrink said,
"Now that she's gone,
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you need to find a place
to put your love."
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That was you guys.
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Our Bulldogs.
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You love playing hockey,
but now that that's gone,
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you need to find a place
to put your love.
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Find a place
to put your love.
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Look at you.
- Look at me.
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You look like you've been
in there missing me.
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- I was callin' the cops.
- Oh yeah? Should I have texted
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first so that you could respond
somewhere between
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half a day and a full day
and a half later?
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I like that you drop by.
It's old-fashioned and fun.
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You think that's fun,
wait 'til I take my shorts off.
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- 'kay, do it.
- You want me to?
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Huh?
- I know you would.
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I'd take my eyebrows off
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for a high-five from you
right about now.
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Let's go inside
and build a fort.
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- My kid's in there.
- Three of us could
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build a huge fort.
- Mm-hmm?
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- What do I gotta do?
- Run a marathon.
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Frustrated?
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Comin' to the end of your rope?
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Maybe you're not sure
about this after all.
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- I'm sure.
- Yeah?
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- I'm sure.
- Okay.
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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Okay.
- Okay.
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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Okay.
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Quit yellin',
asshole!
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Shut up,
ya fuckin' crackhead.
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Let's hear more about
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this prospects party.
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I don't wanna be insensitive
to the b'ys
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who couldn't make it,
so I'll say dis.
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It was the most fun
I ever had in me life.
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- Fuck you!
- In me life, b'ys.
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- Party was unbelievable.
- Got it.
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Yeah, looks like
the boys are ready for camp,
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to me.
- B'ys looks real fast.
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- Good skaters.
- Caleb's strong.
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He's kickin' everything out.
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Oh yeah, it's the stick,
Mase. It's the stick!
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Yeah, flex it again.
Make sure it's not broken.
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Then for sure you won't whiff
on the puck again.
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Hey!
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Tendy. You're the coach?
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Don't talk--
Huh?
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Don't talk to my fuckin' guys.
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So, you're the one
they're always
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complaining about, huh?
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- Such an idiot.
- What a loser.
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You had enough underachieving
for the Bulldogs.
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Thought you'd try underachieving
here instead, eh?
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I'm warning you.
Whoa, whoa!
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That's a warning! Be careful.
250
00:13:40,860 --> 00:13:42,528
Three strikes,
you're out!
251
00:13:42,529 --> 00:13:45,532
Well, it's great they got a guy
like you to show 'em the way.
252
00:13:45,699 --> 00:13:47,200
- Fuck you, Shoresy.
- No, I mean it.
253
00:13:47,368 --> 00:13:48,951
You were smart enough
to quit the Bulldogs
254
00:13:48,952 --> 00:13:50,993
before you became the worst
goalie in the history
255
00:13:50,994 --> 00:13:52,496
of the NOSHO.
- Oh yeah.
256
00:13:52,497 --> 00:13:54,789
Like statistically,
the worst goalie of all time.
257
00:13:54,790 --> 00:13:56,209
- Really?
- Yeah, but don't worry.
258
00:13:56,334 --> 00:13:57,878
I don't see anyone else comin'
along that's gonna be
259
00:13:58,003 --> 00:13:59,338
as bad as you, so there's that.
260
00:13:59,463 --> 00:14:01,505
Teachin' the b'ys anything
or just skatin' 'em, Tendy?
261
00:14:01,506 --> 00:14:03,676
What are you teachin' them?
To give their balls a tug?
262
00:14:03,801 --> 00:14:05,761
Is that allowed?
Can you do that?
263
00:14:05,886 --> 00:14:07,512
What about the undergarment?
They take it off,
264
00:14:07,637 --> 00:14:09,723
they keep it on, or what?
- They should put you guys
265
00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:11,055
in charge of what to wear
with those shirts.
266
00:14:11,056 --> 00:14:12,473
Oh yeah? You wanna try it on?
267
00:14:12,474 --> 00:14:13,976
Little message from everyone
in Sudbury,
268
00:14:13,977 --> 00:14:15,229
just when it couldn't get
any gayer
269
00:14:15,396 --> 00:14:17,105
than the Blueberry Bulldogs,
you guys come
270
00:14:17,230 --> 00:14:19,233
from the fuckin' top rope
with Blueberry Buddies.
271
00:14:19,358 --> 00:14:21,109
- You like that, eh?
- Which is impossibly gayer.
272
00:14:21,234 --> 00:14:23,695
- We'll get you a shirt.
- Impossibly gayer.
273
00:14:25,113 --> 00:14:26,739
What do we do
with the guys today?
274
00:14:26,864 --> 00:14:29,325
Well, what do they wanna do?
Anything but hockey.
275
00:14:29,450 --> 00:14:31,869
There's lots of things you can
do other than hockey, b'ys.
276
00:14:31,995 --> 00:14:33,705
A week left before
we're all off to our own
277
00:14:33,830 --> 00:14:35,040
respective camps.
I'd venture to guess
278
00:14:35,165 --> 00:14:37,001
that we won't all be together
again until Christmas.
279
00:14:37,126 --> 00:14:38,878
- That's four months.
- Nice, Michaels.
280
00:14:39,043 --> 00:14:40,544
Good, quick math. Why don't you
run to the bathroom
281
00:14:40,545 --> 00:14:43,047
and count the pubic hairs
on the edge of the urinal?
282
00:14:43,840 --> 00:14:45,133
- Hang with the boys.
- Chase girls.
283
00:14:45,258 --> 00:14:46,886
- Love tubing.
- I'd love to continue
284
00:14:47,011 --> 00:14:48,595
developing my tubing skillset, yes.
285
00:14:48,720 --> 00:14:49,846
Yeah, tubing's so sick.
286
00:14:54,350 --> 00:14:56,103
The Blueberry Fest Dance
is kinda the last shake
287
00:14:56,228 --> 00:14:57,729
for the boys,
so we wanna make it count.
288
00:14:57,897 --> 00:14:59,020
You might even
have a second beer?
289
00:14:59,021 --> 00:15:00,355
How are you gonna
make it count?
290
00:15:00,356 --> 00:15:01,859
Jackie's gonna close
on Maria Mercier.
291
00:15:02,442 --> 00:15:04,067
- Tell 'em Jackie.
- Shut up.
292
00:15:04,068 --> 00:15:05,653
- Jackie's gonna wheel.
- Shut up.
293
00:15:05,778 --> 00:15:07,905
- Ever heard of Maria Mercier?
- No, we've never heard
294
00:15:07,906 --> 00:15:10,240
of whatever 17-year-old
Ariana Grande fan
295
00:15:10,241 --> 00:15:12,118
he's sweet on, Caleb.
- I'm Carter.
296
00:15:12,243 --> 00:15:14,162
I've heard of Maria Mercier.
297
00:15:15,330 --> 00:15:17,498
Are we gonna have to have
a private conversation?
298
00:15:17,624 --> 00:15:19,334
She hangs out at
our parties, old man.
299
00:15:19,459 --> 00:15:20,835
- She's a rocket.
- She's 23.
300
00:15:20,960 --> 00:15:22,044
She's a fuckin' rocket.
301
00:15:22,045 --> 00:15:23,464
She's the beer girl
at our rink.
302
00:15:23,631 --> 00:15:24,379
- Which one?
- That one.
303
00:15:24,380 --> 00:15:26,716
No.
Yeah, that one.
304
00:15:26,841 --> 00:15:28,257
Come on!
305
00:15:28,258 --> 00:15:29,762
That one.
306
00:15:29,887 --> 00:15:30,887
You'd have a better chance
307
00:15:31,012 --> 00:15:32,386
at getting
Ariana Grande herself.
308
00:15:32,387 --> 00:15:34,097
- I know.
- With that big forehead.
309
00:15:34,098 --> 00:15:35,432
Yeah, he's got
a big forehead, eh?
310
00:15:35,433 --> 00:15:37,393
Look at the big forehead
on him, look.
311
00:15:38,311 --> 00:15:41,857
Look, if you can't win,
don't play.
312
00:15:42,190 --> 00:15:44,484
Well, Shoresy,
you got Laura Mohr.
313
00:15:45,152 --> 00:15:47,363
- Don't her ex play in the show?
- Calgary.
314
00:15:47,488 --> 00:15:48,696
First-rounder.
315
00:15:48,821 --> 00:15:49,947
That ain't necessarily
a big deal.
316
00:15:49,948 --> 00:15:51,367
I follow her on Instagram.
317
00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:54,116
- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah, Jackie's on there
318
00:15:54,117 --> 00:15:55,955
every five, ten minutes
looking at her bum-bum.
319
00:15:56,120 --> 00:15:57,830
I know I can't get her.
Way outta my league.
320
00:15:57,955 --> 00:15:59,541
I just think she's super hot.
321
00:16:00,667 --> 00:16:02,210
- You can get her.
- What?
322
00:16:02,335 --> 00:16:04,126
- You can get her.
- No, I can't.
323
00:16:04,127 --> 00:16:06,254
Look, don't worry about your
weird nose and big forehead.
324
00:16:06,255 --> 00:16:08,758
- Got a big nose on him, look.
- His teeth are too white.
325
00:16:08,883 --> 00:16:09,676
You can get her.
326
00:16:11,177 --> 00:16:12,887
What, you want the girl?
327
00:16:13,012 --> 00:16:14,514
- Yeah.
- Well, you don't sound very
328
00:16:14,639 --> 00:16:16,307
sure of yourself.
Maybe looking at her TikToks
329
00:16:16,432 --> 00:16:17,890
makes you happy enough.
- Hundred percent.
330
00:16:17,891 --> 00:16:19,433
- No, I do.
- So, you want the girl?
331
00:16:19,434 --> 00:16:20,937
Yeah.
- Then ya gotta go out
332
00:16:21,062 --> 00:16:22,478
and get her, big boy.
- How?
333
00:16:22,479 --> 00:16:25,776
Do you know how much ass
your Blueberry Buddies get?
334
00:16:25,901 --> 00:16:27,444
- Tons.
- Tons of ass.
335
00:16:29,070 --> 00:16:30,486
I know, sometimes
I can't believe how much ass
336
00:16:30,487 --> 00:16:32,113
the boys get.
- A more than respectable
337
00:16:32,114 --> 00:16:33,658
amount by any metric.
- So, with the help
338
00:16:33,783 --> 00:16:35,201
of your Blueberry Buddies,
339
00:16:35,326 --> 00:16:37,327
you're gonna close
on Marlena Mercier.
340
00:16:37,328 --> 00:16:38,913
- It's actually--
- But don't expect any help
341
00:16:39,038 --> 00:16:40,454
from Michaels on that.
- Come on, really?
342
00:16:40,455 --> 00:16:42,374
Unless you're looking
for some tips on being at home
343
00:16:42,375 --> 00:16:44,168
eating solo paninis
and pullin' on it.
344
00:16:44,293 --> 00:16:46,001
Fuck you, Shoresy.
- Hey, how about the balls
345
00:16:46,002 --> 00:16:48,129
on Arby's with those
curly fries?
346
00:16:48,130 --> 00:16:50,384
How 'bout the balls on them?
347
00:16:52,051 --> 00:16:53,887
Hey!
348
00:16:54,053 --> 00:16:56,137
You can get her.
- Even with that big forehead.
349
00:16:56,138 --> 00:16:58,472
You better paint it bright
so a bird don't fly into it.
350
00:16:58,473 --> 00:17:01,270
- We leave in a week.
- Well, we better get to work.
351
00:17:01,395 --> 00:17:02,855
Here we go now.
352
00:17:02,980 --> 00:17:05,187
What does she like?
353
00:17:05,188 --> 00:17:06,522
- I don't--
- Huh?
354
00:17:06,523 --> 00:17:07,568
I don't know.
355
00:17:07,693 --> 00:17:08,860
She likes bikinis, boys.
356
00:17:08,985 --> 00:17:10,070
- Yep.
- We know 100 percent
357
00:17:10,195 --> 00:17:11,530
she likes those.
- Bunch of photos on her
358
00:17:11,655 --> 00:17:13,782
Instagram. Ever seen it?
- Too busy on your mom's IG.
359
00:17:13,907 --> 00:17:15,826
- What are her hobbies?
- Dancing.
360
00:17:17,118 --> 00:17:18,579
Yeah, at all those clubs
you're not old enough
361
00:17:18,704 --> 00:17:20,414
to get into, eh, Jackie?
- Not just at clubs,
362
00:17:20,539 --> 00:17:21,872
at like, music festivals
and stuff.
363
00:17:21,873 --> 00:17:24,958
Okay, so she likes to play
some tunes. Yes, sir!
364
00:17:24,959 --> 00:17:26,043
Like techno and shit?
365
00:17:26,169 --> 00:17:27,543
No, like country
and classic rock.
366
00:17:27,544 --> 00:17:29,630
Can see if they'll put on
some oldies for ya, Hitch.
367
00:17:29,756 --> 00:17:31,213
Sounds like a real
northern girl then.
368
00:17:31,214 --> 00:17:32,382
- She is.
- Eh, Northern Ontario
369
00:17:32,383 --> 00:17:34,343
where the men are men,
and so are the women.
370
00:17:34,470 --> 00:17:35,885
Good observation, Jack.
She's almost always playing
371
00:17:35,886 --> 00:17:38,139
country on those dudes' boats
she likes to bomb around on.
372
00:17:38,264 --> 00:17:40,224
- In very little.
- If only you had a boat, eh?
373
00:17:40,349 --> 00:17:42,017
She'd be a done deal.
- She'd be wrapped up.
374
00:17:42,018 --> 00:17:43,478
You'd be boatin'
to your wedding.
375
00:17:43,603 --> 00:17:45,103
So, she likes music
and she likes dancing.
376
00:17:45,104 --> 00:17:46,395
- Do you dance?
- No.
377
00:17:46,396 --> 00:17:48,190
- Well, ya better fuckin' learn.
- How?
378
00:17:48,191 --> 00:17:50,067
- Put your head down.
- You put one foot
379
00:17:50,068 --> 00:17:51,653
in front of the other
and figure it out.
380
00:17:52,529 --> 00:17:53,737
- I can't!
- Sure you can.
381
00:17:53,738 --> 00:17:55,905
You do the five finger shuffle
to her every night.
382
00:17:55,906 --> 00:17:57,326
- Do you want the girl?
- Yeah, but--
383
00:17:57,451 --> 00:17:59,494
Huh? Well, how else are you
gonna fuckin' impress her?
384
00:17:59,619 --> 00:18:01,161
She's five years older
and ten times hotter.
385
00:18:01,162 --> 00:18:02,664
- Rocket.
- Bit young, but...
386
00:18:02,790 --> 00:18:04,539
You got that big forehead
on ya too, b'y.
387
00:18:04,540 --> 00:18:06,126
The man makes
a good point, Jackson.
388
00:18:06,251 --> 00:18:07,586
- About the forehead?
- No!
389
00:18:07,711 --> 00:18:09,752
- What's your hair like?
- Fuckin' all gone real soon,
390
00:18:09,753 --> 00:18:11,378
I'll tell ya that much.
- I'm not gonna dance.
391
00:18:11,379 --> 00:18:13,759
Okay. You wanna wheel her,
392
00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:15,511
you know she likes dancing,
393
00:18:15,636 --> 00:18:17,096
but you don't wanna
dance for her?
394
00:18:17,221 --> 00:18:18,472
- Would you?
- I'd be fuckin'
395
00:18:18,597 --> 00:18:21,599
dancin' for her right now.
Like this. Eh?
396
00:18:21,724 --> 00:18:23,644
She'd be forgettin'
about you real fuckin' quick.
397
00:18:23,810 --> 00:18:25,436
Fuckin' Jake who?
- Jack.
398
00:18:25,561 --> 00:18:27,436
Come on, you dance with Rosie
Palmer to her every night.
399
00:18:27,437 --> 00:18:28,941
- Shut up.
- You lock the door
400
00:18:29,066 --> 00:18:30,274
and play a little
shower frisbee.
401
00:18:30,399 --> 00:18:32,109
- I'm not gonna dance.
- Then you don't want her.
402
00:18:32,235 --> 00:18:34,987
- Yeah, I do!
- No, you don't.
403
00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:36,697
Yes, he does.
- You know what I'd do
404
00:18:36,823 --> 00:18:37,824
for my girl?
- What?
405
00:18:37,949 --> 00:18:39,616
Huh? I hate spiders.
406
00:18:39,617 --> 00:18:42,495
Terrified of 'em.
Turn me into a little girl.
407
00:18:42,620 --> 00:18:44,995
I'd give a tarantula
a Thai rub-down
408
00:18:44,996 --> 00:18:46,789
just to take out her trash.
409
00:18:46,790 --> 00:18:49,669
I'd lick a bum's big toe
just to clean her bathroom.
410
00:18:49,837 --> 00:18:52,839
I'd eat dirt just to put
her duvet cover back on.
411
00:18:52,964 --> 00:18:55,423
I'd learn to like cats
just to organize her clutter.
412
00:18:55,424 --> 00:18:58,676
I'd bite into a beehive
just to hose out her bins.
413
00:18:58,677 --> 00:19:01,762
I'd snort woodchips just
to do a load of her whites.
414
00:19:01,763 --> 00:19:03,975
I'd suck a tiger shark's tit
415
00:19:04,100 --> 00:19:06,308
to untangle the cords
behind her TV.
416
00:19:06,309 --> 00:19:08,522
But you won't do a little
dance to impress her?
417
00:19:08,688 --> 00:19:10,232
Ya gotta make the girl
smile, b'y.
418
00:19:10,357 --> 00:19:12,315
I'm gonna teach ya
a little lesson here, boys.
419
00:19:12,316 --> 00:19:13,649
If you wanna win,
420
00:19:13,650 --> 00:19:16,905
you gotta be willing
to do whatever it takes.
421
00:19:17,364 --> 00:19:19,323
All right? Whatever it takes.
422
00:19:19,448 --> 00:19:21,409
I mean, Shoresy takes
his girl downtown every week
423
00:19:21,534 --> 00:19:22,828
and sings her karaoke songs.
424
00:19:22,994 --> 00:19:24,118
What it takes,
you fuckin' idiot.
425
00:19:24,119 --> 00:19:25,830
Looks like an idiot
in front of everyone.
426
00:19:25,955 --> 00:19:28,125
- She likes it.
- I wakes up two days later
427
00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:29,626
still laughin' at how bad he is.
428
00:19:29,751 --> 00:19:32,337
It's not how many you win,
it's how many you show up for.
429
00:19:34,255 --> 00:19:35,462
See, and he does music.
430
00:19:35,463 --> 00:19:37,009
He's the only one of you
who does fuckin' music.
431
00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:39,511
Ya gotta be willin' to put it
all on de line, me son.
432
00:19:39,677 --> 00:19:41,053
She posted she's going
to karaoke
433
00:19:41,178 --> 00:19:42,263
at Little Montreal
tomorrow night.
434
00:19:42,388 --> 00:19:44,181
Why are you
on her page, Caleb?
435
00:19:44,182 --> 00:19:45,975
The aforementioned
bum-bum, Mason.
436
00:19:46,601 --> 00:19:48,393
- You're gonna sing.
- No way!
437
00:19:48,394 --> 00:19:49,685
Ya said she likes tunes, right?
438
00:19:49,686 --> 00:19:51,354
You don't wanna dance,
you're gonna sing.
439
00:19:51,355 --> 00:19:53,149
- I can't!
- If Shoresy can do it,
440
00:19:53,274 --> 00:19:54,857
you can do it.
- I'll look like an idiot!
441
00:19:54,858 --> 00:19:56,984
That's the point!
You wanna look like an idiot.
442
00:19:56,985 --> 00:19:59,320
It's not as if she thinks
you're fuckin' Brian McKnight.
443
00:19:59,321 --> 00:20:00,571
Brian McKnight?
444
00:20:00,572 --> 00:20:02,451
What, I'm just saying,
it's not as if she thinks
445
00:20:02,576 --> 00:20:05,160
he's fuckin' Ginuwine.
- Pfft, you're hilarious, bro.
446
00:20:05,161 --> 00:20:06,661
All I'm sayin' is
it's fuckin' not as if
447
00:20:06,662 --> 00:20:08,415
she thinks he's singin'
in fuckin' Sisqo.
448
00:20:08,540 --> 00:20:10,207
This is how you distract
her from your face.
449
00:20:10,333 --> 00:20:11,585
Yeah, otherwise
she's just gonna be lookin'
450
00:20:11,710 --> 00:20:13,587
at your ugly face.
- Look at the face on him, look.
451
00:20:13,712 --> 00:20:15,337
Not as bad as Caleb's
big head.
452
00:20:15,338 --> 00:20:16,548
You mean Carter's.
453
00:20:16,673 --> 00:20:18,548
- They've both got big heads.
- Guys...
454
00:20:18,549 --> 00:20:20,051
Don't let Mason off the hook.
455
00:20:20,176 --> 00:20:22,053
That's a big head too, b'y.
456
00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:23,886
We're the fuckin'
Blueberry Buddies
457
00:20:23,887 --> 00:20:25,098
and the Big Head Boys.
458
00:20:28,351 --> 00:20:30,311
Hey, you guys know
these pizza boxes
459
00:20:30,436 --> 00:20:31,938
may not be recycled, right?
460
00:20:33,106 --> 00:20:34,566
Why are you guys
just standin' here?
461
00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:36,275
Huh?
462
00:20:36,400 --> 00:20:37,694
They're sittin' where
we usually sit.
463
00:20:37,819 --> 00:20:39,946
Oh yeah, I guess they're
sittin' where we usually sit.
464
00:20:40,071 --> 00:20:41,365
All right, sit on the floor.
465
00:20:41,948 --> 00:20:44,283
Now you guys can sit
where we usually sit.
466
00:20:46,619 --> 00:20:49,915
All right, since we're
on the topic of playin' tunes,
467
00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:51,625
I'll refer to Hitch.
- Defer.
468
00:20:51,750 --> 00:20:52,917
- Hmm?
- Defer.
469
00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:54,919
- What?
- You said refer.
470
00:20:55,087 --> 00:20:56,586
- Yeah.
- Ya means defer.
471
00:20:56,587 --> 00:20:58,339
- No, I don't.
- Yeah, you do.
472
00:20:58,881 --> 00:21:01,885
So, I said refer,
but I mean defer?
473
00:21:02,426 --> 00:21:04,053
It's a good thing
I'm pretty, boys.
474
00:21:04,846 --> 00:21:07,099
Now Jack,
as we already established,
475
00:21:07,224 --> 00:21:10,224
no one expects ya to get up
there and be Bell Biv Devoe.
476
00:21:10,225 --> 00:21:12,396
Best you can hope for
is to go make a fool
477
00:21:12,521 --> 00:21:14,689
outta yourself like Shoresy.
- Depends who ya ask.
478
00:21:14,814 --> 00:21:16,858
- You look dumb, bro.
- Depends who ya ask.
479
00:21:18,193 --> 00:21:19,444
Look, and he does music.
480
00:21:19,569 --> 00:21:20,945
Listen to the guy
who does music.
481
00:21:21,112 --> 00:21:22,281
Ya gotta act the fool, me son.
482
00:21:22,406 --> 00:21:23,823
Why would I wanna make
a fool of myself?
483
00:21:23,948 --> 00:21:25,951
'Cause that's how you get
'em right in the twat.
484
00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:27,410
- Pardon?
- The whole point
485
00:21:27,535 --> 00:21:29,204
of the exercise
is to show the girl
486
00:21:29,329 --> 00:21:30,453
you're willin' to take
a risk for her.
487
00:21:30,454 --> 00:21:32,206
- Be brave.
- Stick your neck out.
488
00:21:32,331 --> 00:21:33,958
- Give your balls a tug.
- Ya wants to show her
489
00:21:34,126 --> 00:21:35,502
you're willin' to put yourself
in a vulnerable
490
00:21:35,627 --> 00:21:36,792
position for her.
- What it do.
491
00:21:36,793 --> 00:21:38,463
Whatever it takes
to make the girl smile.
492
00:21:38,588 --> 00:21:40,131
- What it does.
- And for that level
493
00:21:40,299 --> 00:21:41,798
of vulnerability,
ya must pick a song
494
00:21:41,799 --> 00:21:43,758
that's incredibly hard to sing.
- Yes.
495
00:21:43,759 --> 00:21:45,135
- What?
- There ya go, Jackie.
496
00:21:45,136 --> 00:21:47,345
Somethin' with a bunch
o' high notes and all that.
497
00:21:47,346 --> 00:21:48,596
- Come on.
- Show her you're ready
498
00:21:48,597 --> 00:21:50,975
to put yourself on the line
for her, me son.
499
00:21:51,100 --> 00:21:52,308
- Really?
- That's how you get 'em
500
00:21:52,309 --> 00:21:53,976
right in the twat.
- And for dat,
501
00:21:53,977 --> 00:21:57,523
I wants to introduce the b'ys
to a 1982 classic.
502
00:21:57,648 --> 00:21:58,984
Hitch, you're old as dirt, eh?
503
00:21:59,109 --> 00:22:02,154
From their self-titled
debut album, "Sheriff."
504
00:22:02,279 --> 00:22:04,279
Dis is, "When I'm Wit' You."
505
00:22:04,280 --> 00:22:06,407
- I love this song.
- Jack, fuckin' seriously,
506
00:22:06,532 --> 00:22:08,159
pay attention.
This is a really good one.
507
00:22:08,284 --> 00:22:09,658
Just listen
to de lyrics, b'ys.
508
00:22:09,659 --> 00:22:11,245
Pay attention.
509
00:22:13,831 --> 00:22:17,918
I never needed love
like I need you.
510
00:22:18,044 --> 00:22:19,212
Pay attention, Jack.
511
00:22:19,338 --> 00:22:21,130
And I never lived for nobody,
512
00:22:22,381 --> 00:22:23,673
like I live for you.
513
00:22:23,674 --> 00:22:25,090
Yeah, yeah!
Mm-hmm.
514
00:22:25,091 --> 00:22:27,594
♪ Ooh babe ♪
515
00:22:27,595 --> 00:22:31,013
Yeah! Yeah!
- ♪ Lost in love ♪
516
00:22:31,014 --> 00:22:33,100
♪ Is what I feel ♪
517
00:22:33,225 --> 00:22:34,351
Wow!
518
00:22:34,477 --> 00:22:37,772
♪ When I'm with you ♪
519
00:22:37,897 --> 00:22:39,858
- ♪ Baby ♪
- Hey, Shoresy, wait,
520
00:22:40,024 --> 00:22:41,523
there's another verse.
- Fuck. Fuck.
521
00:22:41,524 --> 00:22:43,945
Maybe it's the way
ya touches me,
522
00:22:44,070 --> 00:22:45,196
like the warmth of the sun.
523
00:22:45,364 --> 00:22:48,949
Pay attention.
- Maybe it's the way ya smiles.
524
00:22:50,577 --> 00:22:52,412
To come undone.
525
00:22:53,370 --> 00:22:58,249
- ♪ Ooh babe, lost in love ♪
- Yes, yes!
526
00:22:58,250 --> 00:22:59,501
Yes!
527
00:22:59,502 --> 00:23:02,047
♪ Is what I feel ♪
Yeah!
528
00:23:02,172 --> 00:23:04,006
♪ When I'm with you ♪
529
00:23:04,131 --> 00:23:05,801
As a team.
530
00:23:05,926 --> 00:23:06,508
Dun-dun!
531
00:23:06,509 --> 00:23:08,259
♪ Baby ♪
532
00:23:08,260 --> 00:23:11,598
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
533
00:23:11,723 --> 00:23:15,310
♪ Ooh, I get chills
when I'm with you ♪
534
00:23:15,435 --> 00:23:18,562
♪ Oh, oh, whoa, oh ♪
535
00:23:19,772 --> 00:23:24,901
♪ Oh, baby, yeah, yeah ♪
536
00:23:24,902 --> 00:23:28,865
♪ My world stands still
when I'm with you ♪
537
00:23:30,908 --> 00:23:32,159
Wow!
- When I'm wit' you.
538
00:23:32,284 --> 00:23:33,662
Woo!
539
00:23:34,913 --> 00:23:37,416
That's what it takes.
Right fuckin' there.
540
00:23:37,541 --> 00:23:40,208
Okay, Jackie boy.
541
00:23:40,209 --> 00:23:41,586
The stage has been set.
542
00:23:41,711 --> 00:23:44,255
I heard she likes country music
and old classic rock.
543
00:23:44,380 --> 00:23:46,299
Which song are you gonna select?
544
00:23:46,425 --> 00:23:47,884
Uh...
545
00:23:51,428 --> 00:23:52,429
Later.
546
00:23:52,555 --> 00:23:53,723
Where's
your hand signal?
547
00:23:53,849 --> 00:23:55,183
Shut up!
Signal your intent!
548
00:23:55,308 --> 00:23:56,099
Shoresy!
549
00:23:58,145 --> 00:23:59,562
Got a minute?
550
00:24:02,357 --> 00:24:05,274
I'm gonna give myself a big
pat on the back for all of this.
551
00:24:05,275 --> 00:24:06,445
Fer what?
552
00:24:06,610 --> 00:24:09,069
He's got energy when he goes
to see you guys.
553
00:24:09,070 --> 00:24:10,407
He's excited.
554
00:24:10,532 --> 00:24:12,492
He's got a weird laugh, eh?
555
00:24:12,617 --> 00:24:14,493
He's never excited
to go to Lakers practice.
556
00:24:14,618 --> 00:24:16,286
Well, they don't look
like fun.
557
00:24:16,287 --> 00:24:17,787
Especially in
the middle of summer.
558
00:24:17,788 --> 00:24:20,708
- He hates his other coach.
- He's a fuckin' loser.
559
00:24:20,833 --> 00:24:23,669
He thinks you're cool.
They all do.
560
00:24:23,837 --> 00:24:25,336
They'll do well out there.
561
00:24:25,337 --> 00:24:27,256
Thank you for doing this.
562
00:24:28,507 --> 00:24:29,885
- See ya.
- Go straight there.
563
00:24:30,010 --> 00:24:31,595
No stopping at Carter's.
- Okay.
564
00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:33,304
I'm gonna call and check.
I know.
565
00:24:33,472 --> 00:24:35,599
You pack your Clearasil?
Shut up!
566
00:24:35,724 --> 00:24:38,059
Fuckin' Neutrogena
guy then, eh?
567
00:24:39,310 --> 00:24:41,061
Where's he goin'?
568
00:24:41,187 --> 00:24:42,647
To his dad's.
569
00:24:45,192 --> 00:24:47,026
So, how do you like it?
570
00:24:48,235 --> 00:24:49,402
What?
571
00:24:49,403 --> 00:24:51,779
Being a Blueberry Buddy.
572
00:24:51,780 --> 00:24:54,868
It's not so bad after all.
- I don't hate it.
573
00:24:56,619 --> 00:24:57,870
I heard some chatter
around town
574
00:24:58,038 --> 00:25:00,665
that your teammates
really like it.
575
00:25:00,831 --> 00:25:02,501
- Oh yeah?
- Mm-hmm.
576
00:25:02,626 --> 00:25:04,459
Hmm.
577
00:25:04,460 --> 00:25:07,923
I mean they... really like it.
578
00:25:08,048 --> 00:25:09,089
Yep.
579
00:25:10,509 --> 00:25:12,801
There's some perks to the job.
580
00:25:16,889 --> 00:25:18,766
That ever cross your mind?
581
00:25:23,562 --> 00:25:24,939
What?
582
00:25:37,910 --> 00:25:40,371
I don't want my neighbours
to see you come into the house,
583
00:25:40,539 --> 00:25:43,832
so go around back.
I'll open the gate.
584
00:25:49,422 --> 00:25:52,132
by Araya, Huna, ft. Raprave)
585
00:26:52,151 --> 00:26:54,234
- I got somethin' to say to you.
- Looks like it.
586
00:26:54,235 --> 00:26:55,903
I'm gonna tell ya
somethin' right now.
587
00:26:55,904 --> 00:26:57,532
- Let me have it.
- You're brutal.
588
00:26:57,657 --> 00:26:59,117
- What?
- You're fuckin' brutal.
589
00:26:59,283 --> 00:27:00,825
Not just brutal,
but fuckin' brutal?
590
00:27:00,826 --> 00:27:03,288
- You got a cute guy like me.
- Who's cute?
591
00:27:03,455 --> 00:27:04,537
- Me!
- You'd be a lot cuter
592
00:27:04,538 --> 00:27:05,956
if you were makin' me
a sandwich.
593
00:27:06,081 --> 00:27:07,666
- I'm basically a celebrity.
- And you're washed up
594
00:27:07,791 --> 00:27:09,416
in both hockey and broadcasting.
Go on.
595
00:27:09,417 --> 00:27:11,293
I'm here all the time
telling you
596
00:27:11,294 --> 00:27:13,464
that it all stops at you.
597
00:27:14,299 --> 00:27:17,135
And you're always like, "No!"
598
00:27:17,301 --> 00:27:19,926
"I need to be sure
that you're sure!"
599
00:27:19,927 --> 00:27:22,096
This is all recording
on my doorbell cam.
600
00:27:22,097 --> 00:27:24,766
So, I'm here to tell ya that
if this is how it's gonna be...
601
00:27:24,767 --> 00:27:26,810
- It is.
- This is what I have to do,
602
00:27:26,935 --> 00:27:29,313
fuckin' hands off 'til
I somehow prove it to ya.
603
00:27:29,481 --> 00:27:31,314
- You do.
- Then I'm gonna do
604
00:27:31,315 --> 00:27:32,607
the hell out of it.
- Good.
605
00:27:32,608 --> 00:27:34,234
- I'm gonna do it like crazy.
- Okay.
606
00:27:34,360 --> 00:27:35,528
- Okay.
- Okay.
607
00:27:35,695 --> 00:27:37,571
Okay.
608
00:27:37,696 --> 00:27:39,113
Okay!
- Okay!
609
00:27:39,114 --> 00:27:41,451
- Okay!
- Okay.
610
00:27:41,576 --> 00:27:43,951
- Okay!
- Okay.
611
00:27:43,952 --> 00:27:44,827
Okay!
612
00:27:44,828 --> 00:27:45,994
Quit yellin',
asshole!
613
00:27:45,995 --> 00:27:47,831
Shut up,
ya fuckin' junkie!
614
00:27:50,292 --> 00:27:52,503
- They're in!
- Who?
615
00:27:52,628 --> 00:27:53,711
The boys?
Where?
616
00:27:53,712 --> 00:27:55,089
Weird Sudbury!
617
00:27:57,216 --> 00:27:58,342
Done deal.
618
00:28:05,849 --> 00:28:07,099
I'd love if the boys
were here.
619
00:28:07,100 --> 00:28:08,895
Well, the Bulldogs only
have pull to get one minor
620
00:28:09,020 --> 00:28:12,232
into the bar, not four.
621
00:28:15,401 --> 00:28:18,195
Settle down. Oh, my God.
622
00:28:19,406 --> 00:28:21,491
Settle down.
623
00:28:22,074 --> 00:28:23,826
Next up, we've got Jack.
624
00:28:25,494 --> 00:28:27,080
Jack to the stage, please.
625
00:28:30,541 --> 00:28:32,085
This is gonna
be really good.
626
00:28:32,210 --> 00:28:35,629
Hey, Jack, you wanna dedicate
the song to anybody or...?
627
00:28:35,754 --> 00:28:36,880
No, you sure?
- Yep.
628
00:28:37,005 --> 00:28:39,341
Wanna dedicate the song
to anybody here?
629
00:28:40,092 --> 00:28:42,387
- I think she'll figure it out.
- All right! It's up to you.
630
00:28:50,727 --> 00:28:51,980
♪ My Maria ♪
Oh yeah!
631
00:28:52,105 --> 00:28:53,520
How 'bout the balls on him?
632
00:28:53,521 --> 00:28:57,609
♪ Don't you know that
I've come a long, long way ♪
633
00:28:57,734 --> 00:28:59,570
Yes, sir!
Here he goes.
634
00:28:59,695 --> 00:29:01,695
♪ I've been longin'
to see her ♪
635
00:29:01,696 --> 00:29:04,826
♪ When she's around
she takes my blues away ♪
636
00:29:04,951 --> 00:29:06,243
Yes, yes!
637
00:29:06,410 --> 00:29:07,328
♪ Sweet Maria ♪
638
00:29:10,290 --> 00:29:13,417
♪ The sunlight surely
hurts my eyes ♪
639
00:29:14,961 --> 00:29:17,172
♪ I'm a lonely dreamer ♪
640
00:29:17,297 --> 00:29:20,841
♪ On a highway in the skies ♪
Oh yeah, hell yeah.
641
00:29:20,966 --> 00:29:22,090
Here it comes. Here it comes.
642
00:29:22,091 --> 00:29:23,595
♪ Maria ♪
643
00:29:30,143 --> 00:29:32,436
♪ Maria ♪
644
00:29:35,272 --> 00:29:36,691
♪ I love you ♪
645
00:29:36,816 --> 00:29:38,484
Nailed it. Nailed it.
646
00:29:40,360 --> 00:29:42,070
Yeah!
647
00:29:44,323 --> 00:29:45,366
Wow.
648
00:29:45,492 --> 00:29:46,951
♪ My Maria ♪
649
00:29:48,285 --> 00:29:50,621
Here he goes.
- ♪ There were some blue ♪
650
00:29:50,746 --> 00:29:53,041
♪ And sorrow times ♪
651
00:29:54,626 --> 00:29:56,711
♪ Just my thoughts about you ♪
652
00:29:56,836 --> 00:29:59,839
♪ Bring back my peace of mind ♪
653
00:30:00,005 --> 00:30:01,549
Woo!
- Okay, b'ys,
654
00:30:01,674 --> 00:30:02,464
he done it. Let's go!
655
00:30:02,465 --> 00:30:03,799
♪ Gypsy lady ♪
656
00:30:03,800 --> 00:30:05,259
Game time, boys.
657
00:30:05,260 --> 00:30:08,762
♪ You're a miracle
work for me ♪
658
00:30:08,763 --> 00:30:10,807
Look at this guy!
How good is he?
659
00:30:10,808 --> 00:30:12,310
♪ You set my soul free ♪
660
00:30:12,435 --> 00:30:15,687
♪ Like a ship
sailing on the sea ♪
661
00:30:15,812 --> 00:30:17,564
- Yeah, buddy.
- Here it comes.
662
00:30:17,689 --> 00:30:18,899
Here's the whole team.
663
00:30:19,024 --> 00:30:21,985
♪ She is the sunlight
when her... ♪
664
00:30:22,153 --> 00:30:24,571
♪ Skies are grey ♪
665
00:30:26,323 --> 00:30:29,741
♪ She treats me so right, lady ♪
666
00:30:29,742 --> 00:30:32,996
♪ Take me away ♪
667
00:30:34,249 --> 00:30:36,251
Here it comes. Here it comes.
668
00:30:36,376 --> 00:30:39,670
♪ My Maria ♪
669
00:30:45,134 --> 00:30:48,137
♪ Maria ♪
670
00:30:50,055 --> 00:30:52,014
♪ I love you ♪
671
00:33:10,905 --> 00:33:13,699
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