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All right,
the Sudbury AAA Lakers
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graduating players
video yearbook.
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We'll go down the line,
say your name,
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and where you're going
off to play,
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and what you like about
being a Sudbury Laker.
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Mason.
- Check.
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Sorry,
what was it again?
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Your name,
where you're going to play,
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and your favourite thing
about being a Laker.
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Um, my name's Mason, um,
I'm gonna be playing for London.
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Um, my favourite thing
about being a Laker
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is being with the boys.
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Try it without
saying, "um."
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My name's Mason.
I'm gonna be playing for London.
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And my favourite thing
about being a Laker
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is being with the boys.
Nailed it.
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Jack?
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My name's Jack,
I'm gonna play for Barrie,
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and I like being a Laker
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because they taught me
the skills
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to get to the next level.
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Carter.
- My name's Carter.
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I'm gonna go play for Windsor.
Do we say our age?
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Sure.
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I'm Carter, I'm 18.
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Actually, don't say
your age.
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It sounds like a dating profile.
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I'm Carter,
I'm gonna play for Windsor.
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I'm 18. Shit.
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Okay, start again.
Don't swear, please.
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My name's Carter, I'm gonna
go play for the Lakers.
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Are ya?
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Okay, take a break,
Carter. We'll go to Caleb.
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I'm Caleb. I'm going
to play for Ottawa.
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My favourite thing about being
a Laker was the brotherhood
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and the opportunity
to come to the rink
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and improve on my game
and on myself.
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Good, Caleb.
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Caleb, you got
any tips for Carter?
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Shut up.
- So bad.
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Let's try to get them
all in a row now, okay? Go.
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Um, my name's Mason.
No um's.
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Fuck!
No swearing.
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Strong start, Mase.
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Worse than Carts, boys.
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You're awful, Mase.
- Bro, you're so bad.
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You were the worst.
Focus!
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So bad.
Let's go!
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My name's Mason,
I'm gonna play for London.
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And my favourite thing is being,
about being a Laker,
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is being with the boys.
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My name's Jack,
I'm gonna play for Barrie.
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And learning skills.
Okay.
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Is my favorite thing
about being a Laker.
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My name's Carter. I'm 18.
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I'm gonna play for the Lakers.
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You're gonna play
for Windsor.
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You already played--
Practice makes perfect.
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Okay, Caleb. And then we'll go
back down the line.
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I'm Caleb. I'm going to play
for the city of Ottawa.
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My favourite thing about
being a Laker
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was the brotherhood
and the opportunity
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to come to the rink and improve
on my game and on myself.
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Legend.
Carter, let's see
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if we can get a clean one.
He's got the yips.
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Give it a try.
- My name's Carter. I'm 18.
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You don't have
to say your age, bud!
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All right, we can do
this. Let's get a good one. Go!
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Um, my name is,
my name's Mason.
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I'm 18. Fuck,
I'm saying my age now.
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Don't swear.
Start again.
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My name's Mason.
I'm gonna play for London.
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Um, my favourite thing
about being a Laker
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is being with the boys.
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My name's Jack.
I'm gonna play for Barrie.
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And my favourite thing
about being a Laker
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was everything... I got taught.
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My name's Carter. I'm 18.
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I'm gonna play for Windsor.
Love being a Laker.
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Dinger!
- I'm Caleb. I'm going to play
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for the great city of Ottawa.
My favourite thing
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about being a Sudbury Laker
was the brotherhood
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and the opportunity to come
to the rink and improve
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on my game and on myself.
Go, Lakers.
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All right.
Almost perfect. Last time.
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Let's go. Perfect this time.
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My name's Mason.
I'm gonna play for London.
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My favourite thing about being
a Laker is being with the boys.
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Woo!
- My name's Jack.
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I'm gonna play for Barrie.
And the Lakers taught me
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every skill,
so, thank you, Lakers.
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Bring it home, Carts!
- My name's Carter.
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I'm 18. I'm gonna play
for Windsor. Let's go, Lakers!
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Yeah!
- I'm Caleb. I'm gonna play
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for our great nation's capital
of Ottawa.
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My favourite thing
about being a Laker
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is these gentlemen right here,
my brothers.
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Thank you, Lakers.
for giving me the opportunity
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to grow as a player
and as a person.
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All love.
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♪ We had stars ♪
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♪ They were shining ♪
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♪ We had stars ♪
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Shoresy?
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- Shoresy.
- You want him?
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- I do.
- Fer what?
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Remember our conversation
a while back?
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- Mm-hmm. You said...
- I know what I said.
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Trying to get the kids focused
on the game again.
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Trying to get them focused
on winning.
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We thought about
a hockey school.
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Get as many involved as we can.
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But we ran into some trouble
with a select four
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from the Sudbury Lakers
AAA program.
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They're at an important spot
in their development,
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and they need
personal attention.
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So, Nat,
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we wanna partner
with the Bulldogs.
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Some real champions.
On a mentorship program.
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We only have a handful
of players here.
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Everyone else has gone
home for the summer.
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Shoresy and a handful will do.
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- Shoresy?
- Yeah. She said...
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I know what I said.
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You know, the kids like you.
They listen to you.
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Yeah, I clocked that
at the seminars.
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She said she wants 'em
to be all exactly like me.
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- That's not what I said.
- Mm-hmm. You said...
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I know what I said.
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I'd like them
to listen to you more.
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- Ballpark.
- Who are these kids?
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Mason, Jack, Carter,
and Caleb. Top prospects.
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All leaving town next year
to play junior in the O.
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But they're distracted.
- By what?
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You know what Sudbury's
like in the summer.
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- Tens everywhere.
- Hockey players always
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find trouble in the off-season.
- Tens all over the place.
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They need hockey
to keep them busy.
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These guys are elite.
With a massive year on deck.
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But they're dogging
their summer skates,
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they're skipping their workouts.
They're uninspired.
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Well, it's summer in Sudvegas.
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- Will you help us?
- I got a job with BROdude.
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You really wanna
go to TV land?
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I don't know where to go.
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- Go where you're needed.
- Of course we'll help.
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For the community,
by the community.
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- Thank you.
- No, thank you.
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This couldn't have come
at a better time.
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My guys are out acting
like idiots, too.
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Everywhere you look,
there's a ten.
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This'll keep them busy.
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- Do you need anything from me?
- Thanks, but no.
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Our sponsors will be lined up
to chip in
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for a youth mentorship program.
One in particular.
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Who?
Our favourite sponsor.
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- Eddie's?
- Gloria's?
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- Gonga's?
- Ashley Home Store
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is my personal favourite.
- The Blueberry festival, idiot.
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- Oh, fuck.
- When we told them
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we were starting our own
youth mentorship program,
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they signed on enthusiastically.
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Okay, I'm officially excited.
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What's in the box, Nat?
- I can't tell you how much
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more you bug me when we're not
playing hockey together.
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- Okay, geez, man.
- I have absolutely no use
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for you if you're not
stopping pucks for us.
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- Okay. Wow.
- Much like the Big Brothers
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and Big Sisters
of Canada programs,
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you will be...
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The Blueberry Buddies.
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- Blueberry Buddies.
- Yeah.
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- Nah.
- Blueberry... Buddies.
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- Yeah.
- No.
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Not the Bulldog Brothers
or Bulldog Bros.
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- Bulldog B'ys.
- Blueberry Boys.
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Shut the fuck up, Michaels.
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Is that a long-sleeved
golf shirt?
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We're gonna be
the Blueberry Buddies.
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Shut up and put
the shirt on, slut.
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Don't think I ever seen
a long-sleeved golf shirt, b'ys.
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Golf's unbelievable.
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Well boys, who'd a thunk it?
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NOSHO Champs and now
we're Pomegranate Pals.
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You know, even
the Blueberry Besties.
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NOSHO record holders,
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and now we're
Passion Fruit Friends.
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- Or like, Blueberry BFF's?
- National Champs,
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and now we're Cherry Chums.
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Let's just run it up
the flagpole, see if it waves.
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Where are you going, slut?
Wish I was
going tubing.
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Ah!
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Love a tube tuggie.
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Same question.
BROdude!
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Tell 'em to settle down
on the spray tan, Snooki.
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I really think
Blueberry Besties
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oughta have its day in court.
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What if I don't wanna be
a Blueberry Buddy?
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Do you wanna go
to Weird Sudbury?
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Well, b'ys,
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all hands for
the Banana Brotherhood!
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Yeah, this was a good idea.
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This was a bad idea.
- Simmer!
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- Bad, bad, bad.
- Settle.
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- I don't believe this.
- Well, you better believe it.
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- I just do not believe this.
- Take a deep breath.
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Try to do something good,
and look what happens.
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- We don't know what it is yet.
- We know it ain't good.
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- But do we?
- It can't be.
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'kay, stop!
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Repeat to me exactly
what was said to you.
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Complaint of a sexual nature.
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I'm gonna fuckin' puke.
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- We don't know what it is yet.
- We know it ain't good.
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- But do we?
- It can't be. Let's go.
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I'm going to try
and stay calm,
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but I am terrified.
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You have been mentoring
these boys.
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- Teenagers.
- For two days.
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- Less.
- You haven't been mentoring
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these guys for two days,
and already we have...
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I can't even say it.
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- Complaint of a sexual nature.
- Who?
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Wasn't one of the b'ys.
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- What do you mean?
- Who?
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- It was one of the b'ys.
- What?
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- What?
- What are you, one of the boys?
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Well, as Ziigwan
already established,
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they're teenagers,
so they're not boys.
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- Don't be a smart ass, slut.
- But if Nat insists
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on calling the b'ys boys...
- Who was it?
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Then yeah, it was
one of the boy b'ys.
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- One of the players?
- I don't think
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it's that confusin'.
- One of the Lakers players?
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I think they're the ones
makin' it confusin'.
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- Yes,
one of the Lakers players.
- For what?
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I was only tryin'
to play by der rules
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on what's a boy
and what's a b'y.
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I said guys.
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She said what did he do?
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Do you want me to throw a shoe?
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00:08:59,496 --> 00:09:01,621
- Hélicoptère.
- What?
243
00:09:01,622 --> 00:09:02,916
Hélicoptère.
244
00:09:03,751 --> 00:09:05,920
What is "hélicoptère?"
245
00:09:08,922 --> 00:09:10,925
- Try it with more of an H.
- Hélicoptère.
246
00:09:11,050 --> 00:09:12,674
- Helicopter.
- Hélicoptère.
247
00:09:12,675 --> 00:09:14,510
- Helicopter.
- What is that?
248
00:09:14,511 --> 00:09:16,388
- I don't know.
- I do.
249
00:09:16,513 --> 00:09:18,224
- Show me.
- I, I can't.
250
00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:21,935
Shoo-shoo-shoo.
251
00:09:22,478 --> 00:09:24,019
I'm gonna need
that in English.
252
00:09:24,020 --> 00:09:26,438
It's when you take your dick
in your hand and you swing it
253
00:09:26,439 --> 00:09:27,898
around like a helicopter.
254
00:09:27,899 --> 00:09:29,609
Now I understand
why you can't show me.
255
00:09:29,734 --> 00:09:31,235
- Where did it happen?
- In the dressing room.
256
00:09:31,236 --> 00:09:33,071
- Were there girls there?
- Why would there be girls
257
00:09:33,196 --> 00:09:34,572
in the dressing room?
- Fair.
258
00:09:34,573 --> 00:09:35,615
It's not Ted Lasso.
259
00:09:35,782 --> 00:09:37,533
So, this was the complaint
260
00:09:37,534 --> 00:09:39,078
of a sexual nature?
261
00:09:40,287 --> 00:09:41,330
And that's it?
262
00:09:42,290 --> 00:09:44,747
Nobody fucked any of
the hockey moms or anything?
263
00:09:44,748 --> 00:09:47,961
Oh, my God, I am so relieved.
264
00:09:48,086 --> 00:09:49,919
You don't even wanna know
where my mind went
265
00:09:49,920 --> 00:09:51,924
with, "complaint of a sexual
nature" with these sluts.
266
00:09:52,049 --> 00:09:52,925
Skanks.
267
00:09:53,050 --> 00:09:54,384
How's it all
going so far?
268
00:09:55,094 --> 00:09:56,718
What have you been
doing with them?
269
00:09:56,719 --> 00:09:58,136
We just skate
the shit outta them.
270
00:09:58,137 --> 00:09:59,972
- That sounds fun.
- Tubin'd be fun.
271
00:09:59,973 --> 00:10:01,309
Oh, my God.
- Ah!
272
00:10:02,560 --> 00:10:05,186
Tubing's unbelievable.
So much fun.
273
00:10:05,312 --> 00:10:07,105
Okay, we've seen that he can
loosen up and be himself.
274
00:10:07,272 --> 00:10:08,771
Let's get
some fuckin' Syrian food.
275
00:10:08,772 --> 00:10:10,609
- Uh-huh.
- We've seen that he can banter.
276
00:10:10,734 --> 00:10:11,944
We've seen that he can
trade jabs.
277
00:10:12,110 --> 00:10:13,318
Hey, let's get
some Kebab Halabi.
278
00:10:13,319 --> 00:10:15,613
Yeah, Shoresy,
you're wrapped. You can go home.
279
00:10:15,739 --> 00:10:16,865
Okay?
You guys know
where to get
280
00:10:16,990 --> 00:10:18,450
some good Lebanese?
281
00:10:18,575 --> 00:10:19,741
But we need more tension.
282
00:10:19,742 --> 00:10:20,953
More tension than going
head to head
283
00:10:21,078 --> 00:10:22,330
with the biggest pest
of all time?
284
00:10:22,455 --> 00:10:24,040
He's most entertaining
when he's defensive.
285
00:10:24,165 --> 00:10:26,291
On the ropes.
We wanna see him squirm.
286
00:10:26,416 --> 00:10:27,417
- Do we?
- We threw him
287
00:10:27,542 --> 00:10:28,835
to the rats with Avery.
- Yeah.
288
00:10:29,003 --> 00:10:30,961
Next, we throw him
to the wolves.
289
00:10:30,962 --> 00:10:32,795
What do you wanna do?
290
00:10:32,796 --> 00:10:33,797
Hélicoptère.
291
00:10:33,798 --> 00:10:35,343
- Helicopter.
- Helicopter?
292
00:10:35,468 --> 00:10:36,592
H... elicopter.
293
00:10:36,593 --> 00:10:37,635
- So?
- That's--
294
00:10:37,636 --> 00:10:38,845
- Huh?
- That's what we said,
295
00:10:38,970 --> 00:10:40,263
old man.
- That gets you a complaint
296
00:10:40,388 --> 00:10:42,391
of a sexual nature?
- Yeah, can you imagine?
297
00:10:42,516 --> 00:10:43,934
No one's talking to you.
298
00:10:44,060 --> 00:10:45,641
The girls are actin' like
they never heard anything
299
00:10:45,642 --> 00:10:46,646
so bad as dat.
300
00:10:46,771 --> 00:10:47,895
I could tell 'em
a couple things.
301
00:10:47,896 --> 00:10:49,438
What it do, what it does.
302
00:10:49,439 --> 00:10:51,025
B'ys are in deep water,
old man.
303
00:10:51,191 --> 00:10:53,652
Deep water like dat.
We need some help.
304
00:10:53,819 --> 00:10:55,738
Me? Huh?
305
00:10:55,863 --> 00:10:57,862
I don't feel right
goin' where the b'ys are to
306
00:10:57,863 --> 00:11:00,075
and tellin' them not to
helicopter where d'ere at.
307
00:11:00,200 --> 00:11:02,617
'Cause I meself used to
helicopter when I was dat age.
308
00:11:02,618 --> 00:11:03,745
- Me too.
- Me too.
309
00:11:04,622 --> 00:11:06,498
Oh, look at Goody over here
actin' like he never
310
00:11:06,623 --> 00:11:07,706
helicoptered in the room.
311
00:11:07,707 --> 00:11:09,625
I was more of a brain guy
at that age.
312
00:11:09,626 --> 00:11:11,168
Is that where you pull
your ball sack up
313
00:11:11,169 --> 00:11:12,296
and over your dink?
- Yeah.
314
00:11:12,421 --> 00:11:13,839
I was always pullin'
my ball sack up
315
00:11:13,964 --> 00:11:15,257
and over my dink.
- Knows, b'ys.
316
00:11:15,383 --> 00:11:16,926
- Bah.
- Oh, look at Dolo over here.
317
00:11:17,051 --> 00:11:18,886
Look at this aristocrat
actin' like he never
318
00:11:19,011 --> 00:11:20,720
pulled his ball sack up
and over his dink.
319
00:11:21,388 --> 00:11:24,016
Hey, look at this nobleman.
Look at this fine fellow.
320
00:11:26,060 --> 00:11:27,268
I'll buy that for a nickel.
321
00:11:27,394 --> 00:11:28,771
Ever pull your dink
over your wrist
322
00:11:28,896 --> 00:11:30,312
and ask someone to tell you
the time, or what?
323
00:11:30,313 --> 00:11:32,358
I was more the guy that would
just tuck the whole thing
324
00:11:32,483 --> 00:11:34,026
between my legs so it
looked like a snapper.
325
00:11:34,192 --> 00:11:36,027
Oh, you don't say.
Imagine that.
326
00:11:36,152 --> 00:11:39,031
Me son, the b'ys are in deep,
and we need some help.
327
00:11:40,865 --> 00:11:41,992
Helicoptered.
328
00:11:42,118 --> 00:11:43,866
Take ten teenage boys,
329
00:11:43,867 --> 00:11:46,037
fuckin' nine of 'em
are helicoptering right now.
330
00:11:46,162 --> 00:11:48,204
- That's a lot of helicoptering.
- Our dressing room
331
00:11:48,205 --> 00:11:50,876
sounded like Black Hawk Down.
- I bet you if Dolo tried it now
332
00:11:51,001 --> 00:11:53,043
he might even take flight.
- Strength in numbers, b'ys.
333
00:11:53,044 --> 00:11:55,712
It's kinda tough doing this
and the BROdude thing
334
00:11:55,713 --> 00:11:56,799
at the same time.
335
00:11:57,174 --> 00:11:59,216
And I had planned to spend
the afternoon with Big Sexy.
336
00:11:59,217 --> 00:12:01,009
Tit fucker.
- Well, do it for the kids,
337
00:12:01,010 --> 00:12:02,137
broseph.
- Everything you say
338
00:12:02,262 --> 00:12:03,347
fuckin' irritates me.
- Why?
339
00:12:03,472 --> 00:12:05,012
I can't fuckin'--
Every single thing you say.
340
00:12:05,013 --> 00:12:07,100
- Okay, God! Geez.
- You're our leader, old man.
341
00:12:07,225 --> 00:12:09,185
Come help us talk to the b'ys.
342
00:12:09,603 --> 00:12:11,564
So everybody
listen up here now.
343
00:12:11,729 --> 00:12:13,148
What's your name?
- Mason.
344
00:12:13,273 --> 00:12:14,483
- What's your name?
- Jack.
345
00:12:14,608 --> 00:12:15,482
- What's your name?
- Carter.
346
00:12:15,483 --> 00:12:16,444
- What's your name?
- Caleb.
347
00:12:16,609 --> 00:12:17,527
All right.
348
00:12:18,195 --> 00:12:19,821
What's your name again?
- Mason.
349
00:12:19,946 --> 00:12:21,157
You look like you did it.
350
00:12:21,282 --> 00:12:22,742
It was Jack.
Don't be a rat!
351
00:12:22,907 --> 00:12:24,075
- Jack?
- No.
352
00:12:24,200 --> 00:12:25,911
- I'm Jack.
- You helicoptered?
353
00:12:26,036 --> 00:12:29,165
- Yeah.
- Really. Wow.
354
00:12:29,290 --> 00:12:31,122
He looks like the biggest
nerd of them all.
355
00:12:31,123 --> 00:12:32,249
Yeah.
356
00:12:32,250 --> 00:12:33,751
- Knows, b'ys.
- He looks like the biggest
357
00:12:33,752 --> 00:12:34,920
nerd of them all to me.
358
00:12:35,045 --> 00:12:36,254
Well, it's between
that one and that one.
359
00:12:36,379 --> 00:12:37,755
Guys...
Weird nose too.
360
00:12:37,756 --> 00:12:39,090
- What the fuck?
- Cut the lip.
361
00:12:39,215 --> 00:12:40,924
You want a noogie?
- No.
362
00:12:40,925 --> 00:12:42,261
Yeah, he's got the nose,
but how 'bout
363
00:12:42,427 --> 00:12:44,512
the chin on that one?
Chicken nugget chin.
364
00:12:44,637 --> 00:12:46,096
All right, go on.
365
00:12:46,097 --> 00:12:47,514
We were doing
a conditioning skate--
366
00:12:47,515 --> 00:12:49,100
- Another one.
- What?
367
00:12:49,225 --> 00:12:51,103
Been doing a lot of
conditioning skates lately.
368
00:12:52,396 --> 00:12:53,895
We get skated by
our winter team
369
00:12:53,896 --> 00:12:55,815
three times a week all summer
to stay in shape.
370
00:12:55,940 --> 00:12:57,942
Oh, okay, so right now,
you're getting skated
371
00:12:58,067 --> 00:12:59,277
by your own team
372
00:12:59,445 --> 00:13:01,321
and getting skated by us?
- The Blueberry Buddies.
373
00:13:01,446 --> 00:13:02,821
- Huh?
- In the middle of summer, yeah.
374
00:13:02,822 --> 00:13:04,405
All right, I understand
why you said it like
375
00:13:04,406 --> 00:13:06,786
such a little cunt then.
- Our coach is such a loser.
376
00:13:06,911 --> 00:13:08,284
- What an idiot.
- I like the skates,
377
00:13:08,285 --> 00:13:10,580
because I can literally feel
weakness leaving my body.
378
00:13:10,705 --> 00:13:12,499
Hm. You're the goalie, right?
379
00:13:12,624 --> 00:13:14,916
- You would be correct, sir.
- Goalies are always weird.
380
00:13:14,917 --> 00:13:16,251
Michaels,
control your guy.
381
00:13:16,252 --> 00:13:18,462
- Caleb, shut the fuck up.
- Wish we were tubing.
382
00:13:18,463 --> 00:13:20,631
- You guys like tubing?
- The boys love tubing.
383
00:13:20,632 --> 00:13:21,758
Oh, really.
384
00:13:27,056 --> 00:13:29,266
Yeah, okay, all right. Go on.
385
00:13:29,767 --> 00:13:31,477
I didn't want to do
the skate, so I helicoptered
386
00:13:31,602 --> 00:13:33,771
in the dressing room before
to try and get sent home.
387
00:13:34,187 --> 00:13:35,730
Why would you get sent home?
388
00:13:35,855 --> 00:13:37,565
For showing
my dick in the room.
389
00:13:37,690 --> 00:13:39,149
But it's the dressing room.
390
00:13:39,150 --> 00:13:40,985
Why would you get sent home
for showing your dick
391
00:13:41,110 --> 00:13:42,738
in the dressing room?
- 'Cause you're not supposed
392
00:13:42,863 --> 00:13:44,657
to show your dick
in the room anymore.
393
00:13:45,615 --> 00:13:47,698
Why aren't you supposed
to show your dick
394
00:13:47,699 --> 00:13:50,117
in the room anymore?
- They made a rule that no one
395
00:13:50,118 --> 00:13:51,663
can be naked
in the dressing room.
396
00:13:53,040 --> 00:13:55,376
- Why?
- So no one feels uncomfortable.
397
00:13:56,709 --> 00:14:00,419
You can't get undressed
in the undressing room?
398
00:14:00,420 --> 00:14:02,340
- I just told you, you're not--
- But wait,
399
00:14:02,508 --> 00:14:04,509
then how do you get fuckin'...
dressed?
400
00:14:04,634 --> 00:14:06,467
You're supposed to wear
an undergarment to the rink
401
00:14:06,468 --> 00:14:07,762
that never comes off.
402
00:14:08,305 --> 00:14:10,555
- Even in the shower?
- No one really showers anymore.
403
00:14:10,556 --> 00:14:12,100
'Cause you're not supposed
to be naked
404
00:14:12,225 --> 00:14:13,560
in the dressing room.
405
00:14:14,310 --> 00:14:16,520
All right, all right.
406
00:14:16,521 --> 00:14:19,188
So you come to the rink.
You're wearin' a fuckin what?
407
00:14:19,189 --> 00:14:20,649
- Undergarment.
- You come to the rink,
408
00:14:20,650 --> 00:14:22,067
you're wearing an undergarment,
409
00:14:22,068 --> 00:14:24,361
you skate in it,
you sweat like a pig in it.
410
00:14:24,362 --> 00:14:25,987
Yeah, they skate
the shit out of us.
411
00:14:25,988 --> 00:14:27,199
Sometimes guys puke.
412
00:14:27,324 --> 00:14:29,868
And then you go
into the dressing room,
413
00:14:29,993 --> 00:14:33,080
you don't shower,
you don't wash.
414
00:14:33,205 --> 00:14:35,038
You just pull your jeans on
415
00:14:35,039 --> 00:14:36,914
over this sweaty undergarment
and go home?
416
00:14:36,915 --> 00:14:39,378
Most of the boys
wear jogs, not jeans.
417
00:14:40,170 --> 00:14:42,256
That's fuckin' disgusting!
418
00:14:43,339 --> 00:14:45,050
That's fuckin... why?
419
00:14:45,175 --> 00:14:47,386
- So no one feels uncomfortable.
- Oh, so no feels uncom--
420
00:14:47,552 --> 00:14:50,388
- That's some gutter shit.
- That is an overreaction!
421
00:14:51,514 --> 00:14:54,059
What about your,
what about your hygiene?
422
00:14:54,225 --> 00:14:55,560
Definitely don't wanna be
going straight
423
00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:58,102
to your old lady's after.
- What about your fuckin' pride?
424
00:14:58,103 --> 00:14:59,732
What, do you just walk
into the lobby after
425
00:14:59,857 --> 00:15:02,565
in a sweaty nut stew?
- It's not our rule, gentlemen.
426
00:15:02,566 --> 00:15:05,401
What about your,
what about your self-respect?
427
00:15:05,402 --> 00:15:08,282
Huh? You just crack a window
in Mom's car on the way home?
428
00:15:08,407 --> 00:15:10,115
Sit in your cock and ball soup
the whole way?
429
00:15:10,116 --> 00:15:13,704
- We didn't make it up.
- So no one feels uncomfortable.
430
00:15:13,829 --> 00:15:17,583
Okay, so no one sees a dink
and jumps off a bridge.
431
00:15:17,708 --> 00:15:22,421
Mm-hmm, you all have to behave
like actual degenerates?
432
00:15:22,546 --> 00:15:24,547
It's not our rule, man.
Calm down.
433
00:15:24,672 --> 00:15:26,300
It's a lot of adults
thinking about boys
434
00:15:26,425 --> 00:15:28,093
and their dinks, b'ys.
- A lot of kids have
435
00:15:28,218 --> 00:15:29,302
a problem with BO.
436
00:15:30,387 --> 00:15:31,888
Good luck to them,
I suppose b'y.
437
00:15:32,013 --> 00:15:33,387
You ever try Aqua Reef
Old Spice?
438
00:15:33,388 --> 00:15:36,223
My gay buddy got his first
erection in a dressing room.
439
00:15:36,224 --> 00:15:38,354
That's almost a counterpoint,
old man.
440
00:15:38,479 --> 00:15:40,355
If it weren't for seein'
dinks in the room,
441
00:15:40,480 --> 00:15:43,064
he wouldn't know he was gay.
- Well, he probably would.
442
00:15:43,065 --> 00:15:44,526
Now you've pretty much
outlined why
443
00:15:44,652 --> 00:15:46,487
b'ys feels uncomfortable.
- Well, he's not fuckin'
444
00:15:46,653 --> 00:15:48,988
uncomfortable now.
He's fuckin' all sorts of ass.
445
00:15:49,113 --> 00:15:50,907
- Tight.
- He's over in Spanish Africa
446
00:15:51,032 --> 00:15:53,118
fuckin' ass right now.
- Who complained?
447
00:15:53,243 --> 00:15:54,703
Some idiot parent
who's trying to get their kid
448
00:15:54,828 --> 00:15:56,955
more ice time by complaining
about other kids.
449
00:15:57,080 --> 00:15:58,958
That idiot
told our idiot coach.
450
00:15:59,083 --> 00:16:00,291
What a loser.
451
00:16:00,459 --> 00:16:02,378
Worst helicopter
of your life, eh, Jackie?
452
00:16:02,503 --> 00:16:04,126
No one ever complains
when I do it.
453
00:16:04,127 --> 00:16:06,632
Got a complaint
and still got bag skated.
454
00:16:07,257 --> 00:16:09,133
This is weird.
455
00:16:09,258 --> 00:16:10,925
Weird Sudbury.
456
00:16:10,926 --> 00:16:13,135
We're actually helping
them with this?
457
00:16:13,136 --> 00:16:15,849
- A deal's a deal.
- Helping sluts get sluttier.
458
00:16:15,974 --> 00:16:17,850
To their credit, they've taken
their foot off the gas
459
00:16:18,017 --> 00:16:19,266
on the Cup celebration tour.
460
00:16:19,267 --> 00:16:21,814
They're out there,
just less conspicuously.
461
00:16:21,939 --> 00:16:23,190
- Where?
- Everywhere.
462
00:16:23,315 --> 00:16:25,651
Including,
but not limited to...
463
00:16:26,026 --> 00:16:27,820
The water tower.
464
00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:29,821
Northern Exotics.
465
00:16:30,988 --> 00:16:32,656
And the Super Stack.
466
00:16:34,826 --> 00:16:36,369
Nutty idea for you.
467
00:16:36,494 --> 00:16:39,415
Take a break.
It's the off-season for us too.
468
00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:42,334
Trust me, I'd rather be here,
doing this, all the time.
469
00:16:42,459 --> 00:16:44,333
Then why are we still
trying to wrangle these dudes?
470
00:16:44,334 --> 00:16:46,338
To make sure they're not
out choppering their dicks
471
00:16:46,463 --> 00:16:48,003
around or whatever.
- Helicopter.
472
00:16:48,004 --> 00:16:49,590
Hockey shouldn't be
an all-year-round
473
00:16:49,716 --> 00:16:52,009
gig for you, Nat.
- It shouldn't be for anybody.
474
00:16:52,010 --> 00:16:53,343
I'm just trying to give back.
475
00:16:53,344 --> 00:16:55,012
I know, but there's a time
for hockey,
476
00:16:55,138 --> 00:16:56,847
and it's called hockey season.
- Co-sign.
477
00:16:56,848 --> 00:16:58,973
Too much hockey's a good way
to stop enjoying hockey.
478
00:16:58,974 --> 00:17:00,727
Do you like being at the top?
479
00:17:01,686 --> 00:17:04,645
This is what it takes
to stay here.
480
00:17:04,646 --> 00:17:06,358
You know what they'd
be up to otherwise.
481
00:17:06,483 --> 00:17:07,693
Can I dip?
482
00:17:08,401 --> 00:17:10,318
Yeah, you can chew.
483
00:17:10,319 --> 00:17:12,362
Get in his kitchen.
- If that's what you want, boss.
484
00:17:12,363 --> 00:17:14,323
I want you figuratively
flicking his ear.
485
00:17:14,449 --> 00:17:17,202
Pinching the back of his arm.
- Then so it shall be.
486
00:17:17,368 --> 00:17:18,745
Wolf pack assembled.
487
00:17:18,912 --> 00:17:22,249
His discomfort is the audience's
entertainment. So push him.
488
00:17:22,374 --> 00:17:24,917
And push your tits up a bit.
489
00:17:25,085 --> 00:17:29,298
A bit more.
490
00:17:29,423 --> 00:17:32,301
Welcome to 3-on-1
presented by BROdude Energy.
491
00:17:32,426 --> 00:17:33,761
I'm your host Anik Archambault
492
00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:37,764
with our resident expert,
the guy you all know as Shoresy.
493
00:17:37,889 --> 00:17:40,600
And today, we're gonna try
a different spin on 3-on-1.
494
00:17:40,768 --> 00:17:43,811
Three women, on one man.
- 'kay take it easy, Anik.
495
00:17:43,936 --> 00:17:45,854
Joining us today
to discuss the women's game
496
00:17:45,855 --> 00:17:48,732
are Olympic hockey gold medalist
Tessa Bonhomme,
497
00:17:48,733 --> 00:17:51,068
play-by-play announcer
for the Professional
498
00:17:51,069 --> 00:17:53,569
Women's Hockey League,
Kenzie Lalonde,
499
00:17:53,570 --> 00:17:55,741
and the co-founder
of hockey analytics firm
500
00:17:55,866 --> 00:17:58,908
Stathletes, Meghan Chayka.
Welcome, ladies.
501
00:17:58,909 --> 00:18:00,329
- Thank you.
- Thanks, Anik.
502
00:18:00,454 --> 00:18:02,289
- Are you chewing tobacco?
- They said I could.
503
00:18:02,414 --> 00:18:03,749
Yeah, we keep things
casual around here.
504
00:18:03,874 --> 00:18:05,373
- I can see that.
- Kenzie,
505
00:18:05,374 --> 00:18:06,752
let's talk about
the Professional Women's
506
00:18:06,877 --> 00:18:09,879
Hockey League.
We finally have the best players
507
00:18:10,004 --> 00:18:11,506
in North America
going head to head
508
00:18:11,631 --> 00:18:13,341
in one league. This is huge!
509
00:18:13,466 --> 00:18:15,343
Massive. But I mean,
the talent's always been there.
510
00:18:15,468 --> 00:18:17,178
We just haven't been
on TV as much.
511
00:18:17,971 --> 00:18:20,182
Fortunately,
with the formation of the PWHL,
512
00:18:20,307 --> 00:18:22,473
the women's game is finally
properly platformed.
513
00:18:22,474 --> 00:18:24,435
- Yeah, long overdue.
- And it's not just women's
514
00:18:24,602 --> 00:18:25,769
hockey, Anik. Look at soccer,
515
00:18:25,770 --> 00:18:27,563
the entire country
just celebrated the retirement
516
00:18:27,688 --> 00:18:29,858
of Christine Sinclair.
And basketball,
517
00:18:29,983 --> 00:18:32,985
NCAA March Madness made
Caitlin Clark a household name.
518
00:18:33,695 --> 00:18:35,531
We're seeing women's sports
get closer and closer
519
00:18:35,656 --> 00:18:38,157
to equal coverage
to men across all media.
520
00:18:38,282 --> 00:18:40,407
Better late than never
goes to show,
521
00:18:40,408 --> 00:18:42,495
let the people see us play,
and we'll dazzle.
522
00:18:42,620 --> 00:18:43,705
Shoresy, I'm sure you caught
523
00:18:43,830 --> 00:18:45,579
some women's hockey
this year on TSN.
524
00:18:45,580 --> 00:18:47,208
- Yep.
- What'd you think?
525
00:18:47,333 --> 00:18:49,128
- It was pretty good.
- Pretty good?
526
00:18:49,253 --> 00:18:51,252
Yeah, they take
some big runs at each other.
527
00:18:51,253 --> 00:18:53,881
- So you'd agree?
- With what?
528
00:18:54,006 --> 00:18:56,090
That the women's game
is every bit as fast
529
00:18:56,091 --> 00:18:57,927
and electrifying as the men's.
530
00:18:58,052 --> 00:18:59,929
- Did somebody say that?
- I did.
531
00:19:00,054 --> 00:19:03,516
Well, it's definitely
not as fast as the men's.
532
00:19:03,641 --> 00:19:05,058
- Tessa?
- Kendall Coyne's
533
00:19:05,059 --> 00:19:06,268
pretty fast, but I mean, sure.
534
00:19:06,269 --> 00:19:07,478
But it might be
as electrifying,
535
00:19:07,646 --> 00:19:08,897
depending who you ask.
- What do you mean?
536
00:19:09,022 --> 00:19:11,148
Well some people might
find the women's game
537
00:19:11,274 --> 00:19:12,734
more electrifying.
- Like who?
538
00:19:12,859 --> 00:19:14,317
- Lots of people.
- Give me an example.
539
00:19:14,318 --> 00:19:16,485
Like, a little girl
540
00:19:16,486 --> 00:19:19,489
who dreams of playing
in the PWHL when she grows up.
541
00:19:19,490 --> 00:19:20,993
- But certainly not limited to.
- To what?
542
00:19:21,118 --> 00:19:23,367
- To little girls.
- I'm a bit turned around here.
543
00:19:23,368 --> 00:19:25,955
Appreciation of the PWHL
certainly shouldn't just be
544
00:19:26,080 --> 00:19:27,666
limited to little girls, right?
545
00:19:27,791 --> 00:19:29,081
I don't know
what's going on now.
546
00:19:29,082 --> 00:19:31,419
So what do we do if we wanna
make our game as fast
547
00:19:31,544 --> 00:19:33,502
and electrifying as the men?
- I don't know.
548
00:19:33,503 --> 00:19:35,256
Sure you do, Shoresy.
You're the expert here.
549
00:19:35,381 --> 00:19:37,509
I played senior
whale shit hockey.
550
00:19:37,634 --> 00:19:39,927
But you're of the opinion
that women aren't as fast.
551
00:19:40,052 --> 00:19:41,677
He didn't really say that
as a generalization.
552
00:19:41,678 --> 00:19:42,721
- Yes.
- Oh.
553
00:19:42,722 --> 00:19:44,681
Well, there ya go.
Tell us, Shoresy,
554
00:19:44,682 --> 00:19:46,348
so, how do us gals
make the game faster?
555
00:19:46,349 --> 00:19:47,727
- I don't know.
- Humour us.
556
00:19:47,852 --> 00:19:49,476
- I don't know.
- Come on, Shoresy.
557
00:19:49,477 --> 00:19:51,397
- Leave me alone.
- You're the expert here.
558
00:19:51,522 --> 00:19:53,356
- But I don't know!
- Sure, you do.
559
00:19:53,357 --> 00:19:55,234
- No, I don't!
- You say we aren't as fast.
560
00:19:55,359 --> 00:19:57,029
Yeah, but I fuckin'
wish I didn't.
561
00:19:57,154 --> 00:19:58,360
Then what should we do,
Shoresy?
562
00:19:58,361 --> 00:20:00,907
I mean, if we ever wanna be
as fast as you men?
563
00:20:02,868 --> 00:20:04,785
Make the ice smaller.
What?
564
00:20:04,912 --> 00:20:06,788
- I said I didn't know!
- Sounds like you do!
565
00:20:06,914 --> 00:20:08,205
All right, it's just
a science thing.
566
00:20:08,331 --> 00:20:09,372
What science?
567
00:20:09,373 --> 00:20:10,626
Fuckin' neutrons and beakers.
568
00:20:10,751 --> 00:20:11,918
What are you talking about?
569
00:20:12,043 --> 00:20:12,878
Fuckin' nucleuses
570
00:20:13,003 --> 00:20:14,629
and chloroplasts.
- I'm a data scientist.
571
00:20:14,754 --> 00:20:16,423
- Fuckin' mitochondrion.
- What science are you actually
572
00:20:16,589 --> 00:20:18,173
referring to?
- I don't know, physics?
573
00:20:18,174 --> 00:20:19,592
- Physics?
- Yes.
574
00:20:19,717 --> 00:20:21,218
- No.
- Do I mean biology?
575
00:20:21,219 --> 00:20:23,260
No, you don't.
Do not go there.
576
00:20:23,261 --> 00:20:25,057
Why do women have to play
on smaller ice?
577
00:20:25,182 --> 00:20:26,308
Why don't men
play on bigger ice?
578
00:20:26,433 --> 00:20:28,558
Sometimes they do.
It's called Olympic size.
579
00:20:28,559 --> 00:20:29,893
Yeah, I know it well,
Shoresy.
580
00:20:29,894 --> 00:20:31,853
Won gold on it with
the Canadian women back in 2010.
581
00:20:31,854 --> 00:20:33,982
I know! It was one of
the greatest moments of my life!
582
00:20:34,107 --> 00:20:36,109
- That was kinda sweet.
- Yeah, but then when
583
00:20:36,234 --> 00:20:37,319
the men won gold,
584
00:20:37,444 --> 00:20:38,986
it was THE greatest
moment of my life.
585
00:20:39,111 --> 00:20:40,069
And you blew it.
586
00:20:40,070 --> 00:20:41,156
Controversial statement,
Shoresy.
587
00:20:41,281 --> 00:20:42,407
Why is that controversial?
588
00:20:42,532 --> 00:20:44,618
You've got questions,
he's got answers!
589
00:20:44,784 --> 00:20:46,451
- So dumb.
- No more questions for me.
590
00:20:46,452 --> 00:20:48,245
- That's all for me.
- That's all for me.
591
00:20:48,371 --> 00:20:51,082
- And that's all for 3-on-1.
- Ho-ly!
592
00:20:53,793 --> 00:20:55,587
Nice work, me son!
593
00:21:17,067 --> 00:21:17,941
Uh-oh.
594
00:21:17,942 --> 00:21:18,776
Awful.
595
00:21:18,901 --> 00:21:20,611
- Give it a sec.
- I just don't care.
596
00:21:20,779 --> 00:21:22,864
- About what?
- About being on TV.
597
00:21:22,990 --> 00:21:24,947
It's so dumb.
- You'd honestly rather
598
00:21:24,948 --> 00:21:27,075
be tubing, wouldn't you?
- Well, the boys love tubing.
599
00:21:27,076 --> 00:21:29,160
Don't you wanna be gettin'
focused or somethin'?
600
00:21:29,161 --> 00:21:31,455
- Fer what?
- All right.
601
00:21:32,874 --> 00:21:33,914
Go home, sluts.
602
00:21:33,915 --> 00:21:35,918
- Just one stop for da b'ys.
- Sure.
603
00:21:36,043 --> 00:21:38,504
- It's on the way.
- You guys ready to go?
604
00:21:38,629 --> 00:21:40,339
- Coming where?
- Little Montreal.
605
00:21:40,464 --> 00:21:41,716
What's at Little Montreal?
606
00:21:41,841 --> 00:21:43,301
- You guys don't know?
- No.
607
00:21:43,426 --> 00:21:44,552
You guys don't know
what Shoresy's doing?
608
00:21:44,677 --> 00:21:45,928
- Oh my God.
- With Laura?
609
00:21:46,053 --> 00:21:48,557
- No, tell us!
- Whoa, you guys don't know
610
00:21:48,682 --> 00:21:50,181
what Shoresy does with Laura
on Wednesday nights?
611
00:21:50,182 --> 00:21:51,643
You are so fuckin'
annoying, bro.
612
00:21:51,768 --> 00:21:53,058
- Wow, okay.
- Michaels!
613
00:21:53,059 --> 00:21:54,935
Wow, I just thought that
you would know. Geez, sorry!
614
00:21:54,936 --> 00:21:57,230
What is he doing with Laura
on Wednesday nights?
615
00:21:57,231 --> 00:22:01,194
He takes her downtown
and he sings her karaoke songs.
616
00:22:03,195 --> 00:22:06,323
Right now? Little Montreal?
617
00:22:16,376 --> 00:22:22,549
♪ I recommend getting your heart
trampled on by anyone ♪
618
00:22:24,051 --> 00:22:25,010
♪ Yeah ♪
619
00:22:27,762 --> 00:22:33,685
♪ I recommend walking around
naked in your living room ♪
620
00:22:36,812 --> 00:22:38,189
♪ Yeah ♪
621
00:22:39,232 --> 00:22:42,276
♪ Swallow it down ♪
622
00:22:42,401 --> 00:22:44,612
♪ What a jagged little pill ♪
623
00:22:44,737 --> 00:22:46,988
♪ It feels so good ♪
624
00:22:46,989 --> 00:22:48,407
Good tune.
625
00:22:48,532 --> 00:22:49,824
♪ Swimming in your stomach ♪
626
00:22:49,825 --> 00:22:51,492
B'ys, he hit that high note,
627
00:22:51,493 --> 00:22:53,205
but he's not gonna hit
the big one.
628
00:22:53,330 --> 00:22:55,205
♪ Wait until the dust settles ♪
629
00:22:56,707 --> 00:22:59,252
♪ You live, you learn ♪
630
00:22:59,378 --> 00:23:01,668
♪ You love, you learn ♪
631
00:23:01,669 --> 00:23:04,424
♪ You cry, you learn ♪
632
00:23:04,549 --> 00:23:07,759
♪ You lose, you learn ♪
633
00:23:07,760 --> 00:23:10,429
♪ You bleed, you learn ♪
634
00:23:10,554 --> 00:23:14,725
♪ You scream, you learn ♪
635
00:23:19,188 --> 00:23:22,317
♪ I recommend biting off ♪
636
00:23:22,442 --> 00:23:25,611
♪ more than you can chew
to anyone ♪
637
00:23:26,445 --> 00:23:28,695
♪ I certainly do ♪
638
00:23:28,696 --> 00:23:31,201
- I love this song.
- You wanna go?
639
00:23:31,659 --> 00:23:33,992
- Yeah. Let's go!
- Let's go!
640
00:23:33,993 --> 00:23:35,163
No fuckin' way.
641
00:23:35,288 --> 00:23:41,085
♪ ...at any time, feel free ♪
642
00:23:42,419 --> 00:23:45,087
♪ Throw it down ♪
643
00:23:45,088 --> 00:23:47,634
♪ The caution blocks you
from the wind ♪
644
00:23:47,759 --> 00:23:50,427
- Woo!
- ♪ Hold it up ♪
645
00:23:50,595 --> 00:23:53,432
♪ To the rays ♪
646
00:23:53,557 --> 00:23:55,809
B'ys, he's not gonna
hit it again
647
00:23:55,934 --> 00:23:58,853
♪ You wait and see
when the smoke clears ♪
648
00:23:58,978 --> 00:24:01,604
♪ You live, you learn ♪
649
00:24:01,605 --> 00:24:03,897
♪ You love, you learn ♪
650
00:24:03,898 --> 00:24:07,443
♪ You cry, you learn ♪
651
00:24:07,444 --> 00:24:10,445
♪ You lose, you learn ♪
652
00:24:10,446 --> 00:24:13,493
♪ You bleed, you learn ♪
653
00:24:13,618 --> 00:24:18,831
♪ You scream, you learn ♪
654
00:24:18,956 --> 00:24:21,126
Magnifique, Shoresy!
655
00:24:45,859 --> 00:24:47,319
- Alanis Morissette?
- Legend.
656
00:24:47,444 --> 00:24:49,818
- You're something, man.
- On Canada's Mount Rushmore
657
00:24:49,819 --> 00:24:51,988
with Shania and Celine.
- I gotta go soon.
658
00:24:51,989 --> 00:24:54,408
- Well, maybe I go with ya.
- You can't come home with me.
659
00:24:54,533 --> 00:24:56,160
My kid's there.
- All right.
660
00:24:57,287 --> 00:24:59,538
But let's go in the parking
lot for a little bit.
661
00:25:58,557 --> 00:26:00,391
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