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Wow. Check out this
half-ton, sporty short-box.
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I didn't say action.
I was practicing.
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You start
when we say action,
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you stop when we say cut.
That's simple enough.
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Bro, can you stop
looking into the camera
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while you're waiting?
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Ziig,
just let him focus.
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It's fucking creeping me
out. (Nat): Ziig.
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Don't spook it, Nat.
It'll run straight
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out the stable,
clear over yonder.
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- We're ready now.
- All right,
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let's see some energy.
This is our longest
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standing sponsor. Go.
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Are you gonna say action?
Action, slut.
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Oh, my God.
- Wow.
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Check out this half-ton,
sporty short-box.
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Bigger wow.
- What?
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Bigger wow.
Sound happier.
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More excited.
Less stupid.
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Wow!
Bigger.
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Wow!!
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Check out this half-ton,
sporty short-box.
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Better?
Yes.
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You dumb fuck.
So, keep going.
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Me?
Oh, my God.
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Are you gonna say action?
Action.
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Wow!
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Check out this half-ton,
sporty short-box. With--
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- He still looks too stiff.
- Why are they talking?
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Try putting
your hand on the truck.
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Wow!
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Check out this half-ton,
sporty short-box. With--
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Why do you have your hand
on it like that?
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She just told me
to put my fuckin' hand--
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Yeah, I know but why
is your hand on it like that?
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Like what?
Like you have damage
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to your central nervous system.
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So, I don't get fingerprints
on it, you idiot!
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- Smart.
- What an idiot.
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Wow!
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Check out this half-ton,
sporty short-box.
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What now?
Bro, seriously?
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This half-ton,
sporty short-box is...
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What's wrong
with half-ton, sporty short-box?
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- Nothin'.
- Is it not a half-ton,
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sporty short-box?
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It's a half-ton,
sporty short-box.
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Well, if you wanna go
with half-ton,
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sporty short-box then--
- Okay, enough.
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Are you gonna say cut?
Cut!
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Wow! Check out this half-ton,
sporty short-box.
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Don't smile like that.
Fuckin' nerds.
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All of you!
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Wow!
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Check out this half-ton,
sporty short-box.
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We can see you
trying not to smile.
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Wow!
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Check out this half-ton,
sporty short-box.
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You guys look like
toddlers who just
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filled their diapers.
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Wow. Check out this sporty,
half-ton short-box.
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Half-ton, sporty.
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Wow. Check out this
half-ton, sporty.
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But still say short-box.
- Short-box.
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Fuck me.
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- This is going nowhere.
- Just let them do it smiling.
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Fine. Do it smiling.
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Are you gonna
say action?
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Wow! Check out this half-ton,
sporty short-box.
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With a 3-litre V6 engine,
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it's got the tenacity
of a power forward
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and the reliability
of a stay-at-home defenceman.
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We won't get called
for charging... too much.
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But we'll take two minutes
for slashing... prices.
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Everyone will be checking
you from behind
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with this easy
drop-down tailgate.
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This truck will have them
chanting your name.
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Dolo! Dolo! Dolo!
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So, head on down
to Laurentian Pre-Owned Auto,
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'cause like
the Sudbury Blueberry Bulldogs,
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they're top of the league.
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That's a wrap. Fuck it.
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What are you doing?
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We start when you say action
and stop when you say--
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Cut!
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Welcome back to coverage
of the National Senior
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Tournament brought to you
by BROdude Sports.
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I'm Anik Archambault
with an update
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from the National
Senior Tournament.
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The Brooks Barrelmen lost
a 3-2 heartbreaker
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to the Charlottetown Reds,
but those Freezer Twins...
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they're still hurting, guys.
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We've also got highlights
from this afternoon's
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matinee game between
the SOO Hunt
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and Les Rapides de Rawdon.
But first,
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I was able to catch up
with team owner Marie-Mai
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before the game,
who had this to say.
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Toughness is at the forefront.
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We've built our game around
the fight.
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Around the physicality.
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Did not expect to see
a lot of fighting
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in this tournament with
a national title on the line.
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Then don't invite
a team from Quebec.
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It's senior whale shit
hockey after all.
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If we win the fight,
we win the game.
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Looks like Marie-Mai's
guarantee holds water.
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Les Rapides de Rawdon
won the fights
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en route to winning the game
by a score of 3-1.
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They remain undefeated.
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Many of you at home
are probably thinking,
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that's a lot of fighting
for a championship game. But...
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B'ys, it's senior
whale shit hockey.
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Yeah, but we got a lot
of games this week,
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so we gotta eat right.
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Dolo, you have your four to six
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servings of vegetables today?
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Goody, you have your two
to four servings of fruit today?
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- Fruit's unbelievable.
- Hitch, you keeping hydration
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at optimal levels?
- Yes, b'y.
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Six-ounce chicken breast
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with brown rice and broccoli.
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Now get fuckin' eating
to only 80% full.
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What do you think, boys?
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We gonna win this
whole fuckin' thing?
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Lard Jaysus.
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Yeah, I almost don't want to,
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'cause the NOSHO record party
got so crazy.
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We can't get that drunk again.
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Hear anything about that
Sly Sylvestri, old man?
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The dirtiest player
in the tournament.
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- Is that what they're saying?
- Are you?
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I'd be up there.
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You were in Boston's system
for a while. What happened?
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Too dirty, I guess.
Took too many penalties.
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- Uh-oh.
- Hadn't learned to keep it
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under the radar yet.
- You've since learned?
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Under 100 penalty
minutes this year.
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Real humanitarian.
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So, you get it by the refs.
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What if someone
from the other team sees
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and grabs a hold of you?
- What if?
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They always do.
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There hasn't been much
consequence for me yet.
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What I love about hockey,
there's always justice.
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- We'll see.
- Thanks for your time.
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I hear the NOSHO's
pretty dirty.
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That might be
an understatement.
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Anybody out here
dirtier than me?
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- I think it's Shoresy.
- No, he isn't.
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He's the best in front
of the camera, by far.
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Amongst the blind,
the one-eyed man is king.
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He could really hold his own.
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So, that's one thing
he's not too hurt to do.
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Excuse me, apologies
if I'm interrupting.
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You guys are with
the Bulldogs, right?
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In more ways than one.
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- I'm Gord Ga--
- We know who you are.
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We've got a bunch of seafood
coming in from PEI.
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I'm looking for a big
deep freeze to store it in.
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You know of anywhere?
- Got friends at a restaurant
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down the street. Could ask.
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Please and thank you.
What's it called?
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- Respect is Burning.
- Heard it's good.
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We'll keep you posted.
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- Hey, you wanna go?
- I'm seeing someone.
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No, I meant...
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Ziig?
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Ziig?
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Ziigwan.
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Yeah.
Nope!
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- You don't have a choice, slut.
- It's a fuckin' waste of time.
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Jory Jordan
is no waste of time.
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I just sit there
and get peppered.
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We have the boost in youth
ticket sales to prove it.
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I hate that little
shit so much.
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- Quit whining, dude!
- I hate that little shit.
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Can hear you from
down the hall, man.
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Sound like a fuckin'
Pomeranian, bro.
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Shouldn't it be grazing?
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Why does he need three people
to hold his hand for this shit?
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Go sit in the corner
over there. Chew your cud.
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Hockey players
give back, Shoresy.
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For the community,
by the community.
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So, I'll ask again,
are you a hockey player?
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- Fuckin' ugly one.
- Just give it a salt lick
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or something. Keep it busy.
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Gorgeous Gord
just asked out Ziig.
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- Ziigwan!
- He's just being a slut.
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You don't date sluts,
you just take them down.
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- Fuckin' eh!
- So, he asked you out
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'cause he's not interested?
- He can have any girl
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in Sudbury. He doesn't want me.
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So, what'd you say?
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You are
such a little shit.
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- Your girl thinks I'm great.
- You're such a little rat fuck.
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Oh, you think about me
do you? What are you
one of those MAPS or something?
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- Goofy little shit.
- You've had plenty of time
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to think about me when
you're not scoring goals,
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you fuckin' has been.
- You know, I'm only doing this
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because I thought
you were a dying kid.
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Well, guess what?
I'm not dying.
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I'm not a kid either,
you wash-up.
- Bet you haven't even
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found your dick yet.
- Oh, it's hard to miss,
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buddy, trust me.
- Oh yeah, I bet.
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- Look how big my hands are.
- They're not big at all.
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Shut up. Welcome back
to the Sudbury
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Kids Sports Report.
I'm Jory Jordan.
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Two guests cancelled
and the Zamboni driver said no,
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so we've got number 69, Shore.
Fans may know him
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from his Mic'd Up chirps,
but what you may not know
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is he looks much older
in person.
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How's it goin', Shoresy?
You look tired.
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You're working through a bit
of a slump here.
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What do you say to fans
who think the Bulldogs lost
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the NOSHO 'cause you
weren't contributing?
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Many say the classy move would
be to relinquish the captaincy,
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rather than waiting for it
to get stripped from you.
Your thoughts?
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What do you say to fans
who think you could benefit
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at your age from some sort
of skin rejuvenation treatment
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and/or Propecia?
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With the body clearly
failing you on the ice,
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is it fair to assume
it's failing you
in the bedroom as well?
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Let's talk off mic
about erectile dysfunction
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and how the conversation's not
as taboo as it once was.
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- One more, Jory.
- Would you say you're more
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insecure about
the gray in your hair,
or the gray in your beard?
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Fuckin' BROdude's here.
Why aren't we doing something
with them?
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We are.
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Anik Archambault here,
and today, BROdude brings you
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All Access.
I'm here with...
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Jonathan Diaby aka JoDolo.
What it do, what it does.
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There's that rowdy
booster club.
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Yeah, the Bluester Club's
ready to rip.
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You ready to show me
how the boys get ready
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for the Vaughan Canadesi?
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The Jims.
Jim.
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Yeah.
Jim.
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Hello.
Jim.
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Sup, Dolo?
What's goin' on, buddy?
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00:09:05,043 --> 00:09:06,679
- Good luck tonight, Coach.
- Thank you.
241
00:09:06,778 --> 00:09:08,546
The Bulldogs have been
almost perfect
242
00:09:08,647 --> 00:09:09,882
since you took over
behind the bench.
243
00:09:09,982 --> 00:09:11,716
What's your secret?
- I don't have any secrets.
244
00:09:11,816 --> 00:09:13,219
Bit of a heart
on my sleeve kinda guy.
245
00:09:13,319 --> 00:09:15,720
Sanger, tell her
the Jims' secrets.
246
00:09:15,820 --> 00:09:17,223
- Oh, Jim?
- Yeah?
247
00:09:17,323 --> 00:09:20,091
How do you tell a Jim where
you're going off the face-off?
248
00:09:20,191 --> 00:09:22,161
Jim? Jim?
249
00:09:23,094 --> 00:09:24,897
- What's that?
- Oh, it's how they communicate
250
00:09:24,997 --> 00:09:26,264
on the ice. They go like.
251
00:09:26,364 --> 00:09:28,234
Are you telling
secrets, Sanguinet?
252
00:09:28,334 --> 00:09:30,201
It's no secret.
Everyone knows Natives do that.
253
00:09:30,302 --> 00:09:32,305
- Don't be an idiot.
- You don't be an idiot.
254
00:09:32,405 --> 00:09:33,973
Don't embarrass him on TV.
255
00:09:35,141 --> 00:09:36,776
Bien oui, let's see the room.
256
00:09:36,876 --> 00:09:37,843
Well, don't be
a fuckin' idiot
257
00:09:37,944 --> 00:09:39,210
in there either, Sanguinet.
258
00:09:39,311 --> 00:09:40,745
Don't embarrass him
or I'll embarrass you.
259
00:09:40,845 --> 00:09:42,580
Try.
Name two continents.
260
00:09:42,681 --> 00:09:44,716
Mustard and relish.
Oh, my God.
261
00:09:44,816 --> 00:09:47,353
Now that everyone's decent,
I'm here with...
262
00:09:47,453 --> 00:09:49,321
- Mark Michaels.
- And what's your nickname?
263
00:09:49,421 --> 00:09:50,889
Never Miss--
Doesn't have one.
264
00:09:50,989 --> 00:09:52,190
It's Never Misses the Mark.
265
00:09:52,291 --> 00:09:53,959
Explain the whole nickname
thing to me.
266
00:09:54,060 --> 00:09:55,328
What's my hockey nickname?
267
00:09:55,427 --> 00:09:56,995
Well, I don't know, hon,
what's your last name?
268
00:09:57,095 --> 00:09:58,763
You don't know
Anik Archambault?
269
00:09:58,863 --> 00:10:00,032
Loser.
Come on, bro.
270
00:10:00,132 --> 00:10:01,767
Such a loser.
- I suppose I'd call ya
271
00:10:01,867 --> 00:10:03,735
Shammy or Shammer,
or something like that.
272
00:10:03,835 --> 00:10:05,003
Archie?
Shamwow.
273
00:10:05,104 --> 00:10:06,339
Bobo!
- Archie works.
274
00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:08,040
Wow, so you just list
a bunch like that
275
00:10:08,139 --> 00:10:09,441
and then the guy picks
the one he wants?
276
00:10:09,541 --> 00:10:11,209
Uh-uh.
- Ooh, you don't get to pick.
277
00:10:11,310 --> 00:10:12,844
Well, Fish doesn't
have a nickname,
278
00:10:12,945 --> 00:10:14,546
I mean, come on!
Michaels,
shut the fuck up.
279
00:10:14,647 --> 00:10:15,982
- And you're Fish.
- Fish Daddy.
280
00:10:16,081 --> 00:10:18,184
Such a loser.
- No, no,
281
00:10:18,283 --> 00:10:19,852
he strikes me
as a very sweet guy.
282
00:10:19,951 --> 00:10:21,320
Fish? He isn't.
283
00:10:21,420 --> 00:10:23,089
Saw him walk by
an old lady the other day.
284
00:10:23,189 --> 00:10:24,990
He didn't even smile.
What?
285
00:10:25,090 --> 00:10:27,126
You always smile
at an old lady.
286
00:10:27,727 --> 00:10:29,729
- Why?
- 'Cause you just do.
287
00:10:29,829 --> 00:10:31,296
Well, what if
she's not smiling at you?
288
00:10:31,397 --> 00:10:34,499
You shut the fuck up
and smile at the old lady!
289
00:10:35,001 --> 00:10:36,902
Well, that's as good
a time as any
290
00:10:37,003 --> 00:10:38,470
to wrap up Bulldogs: All Access
291
00:10:38,570 --> 00:10:41,172
and let the boys get ready
for the Vaughan Canadesi.
292
00:10:41,272 --> 00:10:43,475
We've got warm-up
from the Sudbury arena next.
293
00:10:43,575 --> 00:10:45,444
You're such a fuckin'
lippy cunt, Fish.
294
00:10:45,543 --> 00:10:46,711
I'm gonna fuckin'--
295
00:11:17,309 --> 00:11:20,179
Ninety-eight!
Ninety-eight!
296
00:11:20,278 --> 00:11:21,980
What?
- Get Bedard's number
297
00:11:22,080 --> 00:11:23,983
off your back,
you fuckin' hotdog.
298
00:11:24,083 --> 00:11:25,718
- Fuck you.
- Oh, my God!
299
00:11:25,817 --> 00:11:27,887
One away from Wayne Gretzky, eh?
- Fuck off.
300
00:11:27,987 --> 00:11:30,056
One away from
the Great One himself. Wow.
301
00:11:30,156 --> 00:11:31,990
You're 69, ya fuckin' loser.
302
00:11:32,090 --> 00:11:33,758
You must be pretty
fuckin' good.
303
00:11:33,859 --> 00:11:37,062
I'm gonna break
your fuckin' ankle.
304
00:11:37,162 --> 00:11:39,364
Hear that boys, 98's scorin'
a fuckin' double hatty.
305
00:11:39,464 --> 00:11:41,966
- You're fuckin' brutal.
- This guy's gonna score six.
306
00:11:42,067 --> 00:11:43,902
Let the kids play,
ya fuckin' loser.
307
00:11:44,003 --> 00:11:44,936
He's a fuckin' superstar.
308
00:11:54,979 --> 00:11:57,715
Uh-oh, who's got 98 boys?
Guy's got 61 records.
309
00:11:57,816 --> 00:12:00,953
How about a little PP love
for 98, Coach? He's a shooter.
310
00:12:01,052 --> 00:12:03,922
Backhand sauce to a little
roof daddy, eh, 98?
311
00:12:04,022 --> 00:12:07,526
What's good?
98 wants a shorty. Hey, hey!
312
00:12:14,200 --> 00:12:16,935
Settle down, boys!
You don't wanna wake up 98!
313
00:12:17,036 --> 00:12:19,671
Hey, pass it to 98, boys.
He's a superstar.
314
00:12:19,772 --> 00:12:22,340
Big minutes, 98.
Big shutdown minutes.
315
00:12:27,812 --> 00:12:30,983
Hundred points, 100 PIMs, 98.
Let's go!
316
00:12:31,083 --> 00:12:33,953
Don't let 98 get goin', boys.
He's a shooter!
317
00:12:34,052 --> 00:12:36,354
Could buy a fuckin' houseboat
with his rookie card.
318
00:12:39,758 --> 00:12:42,728
Where’s the fuckin’
high stick? Fuckin' call it!
319
00:12:42,828 --> 00:12:44,964
- Are you kidding me?!
- Holy shit.
320
00:12:45,064 --> 00:12:47,932
Hruska, hey, hey, hey,
you ready to be on TV?
321
00:12:48,032 --> 00:12:49,502
Yeah? Go get stitched up,
come back.
322
00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:52,437
You know they're gonna
put you on TV. Right? Let's see.
323
00:12:53,272 --> 00:12:55,340
Let's see. Yeah, you still
got a bunch in there.
324
00:12:55,440 --> 00:12:58,209
Can you go? That's right,
go 'til you can't go no more.
325
00:12:58,310 --> 00:13:00,311
Go get stitched up
and come back, big boy.
326
00:13:00,411 --> 00:13:02,147
You know they're gonna
put you on TV!
327
00:13:02,248 --> 00:13:04,315
Show everybody
how fuckin' tough ya are.
328
00:13:04,416 --> 00:13:06,252
We're back
from commercial with more action
329
00:13:06,352 --> 00:13:07,953
from the Sudbury
Blueberry Bulldogs
330
00:13:08,052 --> 00:13:09,622
and the Vaughan Canadesi
331
00:13:09,722 --> 00:13:11,257
as the Bulldogs' Jordan Hruska
332
00:13:11,357 --> 00:13:14,059
has returned to the game
after a nasty high stick
333
00:13:14,160 --> 00:13:15,761
from Sly Sylvestri.
334
00:13:16,929 --> 00:13:18,763
All right, Hruska, let's see it.
335
00:13:18,863 --> 00:13:19,998
Let's see the damage.
336
00:13:20,099 --> 00:13:21,867
Give me the money shot.
337
00:13:21,966 --> 00:13:23,502
There it is.
338
00:13:24,536 --> 00:13:25,304
We know how this goes.
339
00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:27,540
All right, boys,
here he comes. Who wants him?
340
00:13:27,639 --> 00:13:28,407
I fuckin' want him.
341
00:13:28,507 --> 00:13:30,109
Can already see
them bickering.
342
00:13:30,209 --> 00:13:31,977
- I fuckin' want him.
- No, the Jims are goin'.
343
00:13:32,076 --> 00:13:33,479
- Fuckin' pussy.
- Fuck him up, man.
344
00:13:33,579 --> 00:13:34,379
Gimme it!
345
00:13:34,479 --> 00:13:35,781
Only real fight's
between our guys
346
00:13:35,881 --> 00:13:37,782
to see who gets him.
347
00:13:39,918 --> 00:13:41,453
Bulldog hockey, baby.
348
00:13:41,554 --> 00:13:42,820
- Go, go!
- Go on!
349
00:13:44,022 --> 00:13:45,690
Fuck him up!
350
00:13:45,791 --> 00:13:48,727
Here come the Jims,
Sly, ya fuckin' bitch!
351
00:13:50,028 --> 00:13:51,696
What the fuck?
352
00:13:51,796 --> 00:13:53,299
What the fuck?!
353
00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:55,434
Fuck you, Sly!
354
00:13:55,533 --> 00:13:56,701
You fucking bitch.
355
00:13:58,170 --> 00:13:59,839
The Italians
are sending their goons.
356
00:13:59,939 --> 00:14:01,773
- The Jims got it.
- Let's go Jims.
357
00:14:01,873 --> 00:14:03,942
The Jims are such
fucking beauties.
358
00:14:16,722 --> 00:14:17,889
Let's go! Let's go!
359
00:14:48,354 --> 00:14:50,355
Can't hide forever,
98.
360
00:14:50,455 --> 00:14:52,758
Can't hide forever,
ya fuckin' bitch.
361
00:14:52,858 --> 00:14:54,560
Someone's gonna fuck you up.
362
00:14:54,660 --> 00:14:57,095
May as well just get out here
and get it over with.
363
00:14:57,195 --> 00:14:58,763
Ya fuckin' pussy.
364
00:15:31,763 --> 00:15:34,532
Shoresy, limited ice for you
after that two-hander
365
00:15:34,633 --> 00:15:36,801
from Sylvestri.
How's it feeling?
366
00:15:36,902 --> 00:15:38,369
Never let 'em know
you're hurt.
367
00:15:38,469 --> 00:15:41,440
Another pointless outing
for both you and JJ Frankie JJ.
368
00:15:41,540 --> 00:15:43,575
How hurt are you?
- No excuses.
369
00:15:43,676 --> 00:15:46,144
I gotta be better out there.
It's the bottom line.
370
00:15:46,244 --> 00:15:47,680
Just stop squeezing
the stick so hard
371
00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:50,282
and maybe Frankie stops
squeezing the burritos so hard.
372
00:15:50,382 --> 00:15:52,785
You sure that ankle's okay?
You got Bobby Clark'd.
373
00:15:52,884 --> 00:15:55,487
Oh, Bobby's granddaughter
hits harder than that.
374
00:15:55,586 --> 00:15:57,288
- Thanks, Shoresy.
- You bet.
375
00:16:18,877 --> 00:16:20,278
Frankie, tu as une amie!
376
00:16:20,378 --> 00:16:21,979
- Oui.
- C'est fantastique.
377
00:16:22,080 --> 00:16:23,181
- Oui.
- Super.
378
00:16:23,282 --> 00:16:24,349
- Oui.
- C'est super.
379
00:16:24,450 --> 00:16:26,417
What the fuck do
you think you're doing?
380
00:16:26,517 --> 00:16:27,386
Huh?
381
00:16:27,485 --> 00:16:29,253
So, this is where
your head's been at?
382
00:16:29,354 --> 00:16:31,290
- No.
- Yeah, so you're what's more
383
00:16:31,389 --> 00:16:33,959
important than winning
the entire fuckin' country.
384
00:16:35,426 --> 00:16:37,562
- What?
- You can have him.
385
00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:39,864
What is fucking going on here?
386
00:16:44,203 --> 00:16:46,472
- Bit young, but...
- We were engaged.
387
00:16:47,373 --> 00:16:48,639
He wants me back.
388
00:16:48,741 --> 00:16:51,076
What is wrong
with you Quebec girls?
389
00:16:51,176 --> 00:16:52,310
The Quebecois
stand by their own.
390
00:16:52,410 --> 00:16:53,945
Yeah, but why do you
wanna stand by him?
391
00:16:54,045 --> 00:16:56,749
- I don't know. It's a thing.
- Smells like fuckin' hotdogs.
392
00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:58,817
- But I don't want him.
- He's fuckin' JJ
393
00:16:58,916 --> 00:17:00,284
Frankfurter JJ.
394
00:17:00,785 --> 00:17:02,955
He's fucking Ballpark
Beef Frank.
395
00:17:03,054 --> 00:17:04,022
I don't want him.
396
00:17:04,122 --> 00:17:05,624
Well, that makes
fuckin' one of ya.
397
00:17:05,724 --> 00:17:07,158
He's been chasing me around
for weeks,
398
00:17:07,259 --> 00:17:09,762
so I told him that.
And now he's subtweeting me.
399
00:17:11,096 --> 00:17:12,397
- Consensually?
- You don't know
400
00:17:12,497 --> 00:17:13,831
what subtweeting means?
- No.
401
00:17:13,932 --> 00:17:15,134
He's all over social media
402
00:17:15,234 --> 00:17:17,269
sending out these super
dramatic public messages
403
00:17:17,368 --> 00:17:19,137
that aren't directly
aimed at anyone,
404
00:17:19,237 --> 00:17:21,205
but everybody knows
he's talking about me.
405
00:17:21,305 --> 00:17:23,341
- Like what?
- I'll show you.
406
00:17:23,442 --> 00:17:25,310
Translated to English.
407
00:17:27,545 --> 00:17:31,382
"Wow... never thought
I'd feel like this."
408
00:17:32,717 --> 00:17:35,788
So, he's not saying this
to anyone, he's just saying it?
409
00:17:35,887 --> 00:17:37,022
- Yeah, keep--
- Huh?
410
00:17:37,121 --> 00:17:38,456
Yes, it's meant
to create speculation.
411
00:17:38,557 --> 00:17:40,426
Make people wonder.
It's meant to cause some drama.
412
00:17:40,525 --> 00:17:42,694
Keep reading. One hour later.
413
00:17:43,195 --> 00:17:45,196
"You never got
to know the real me.
414
00:17:45,297 --> 00:17:47,965
I'm glad I didn't let you."
Oh, my God.
415
00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:49,935
Keep going.
An hour after that.
416
00:17:50,034 --> 00:17:53,504
"I know what I deserve
and it's much more than this."
417
00:17:53,605 --> 00:17:56,308
That's embarrassing.
- How do you think I feel?
418
00:17:56,407 --> 00:17:58,377
Keep going.
15 minutes after that.
419
00:17:58,476 --> 00:18:00,478
"You don't deserve my tears.
420
00:18:00,579 --> 00:18:03,881
You've taken enough."
What a loser!
421
00:18:05,451 --> 00:18:06,952
And Quebec girls
want this guy?
422
00:18:07,051 --> 00:18:08,220
- No.
- Huh?
423
00:18:08,320 --> 00:18:09,455
No one wants him anymore.
424
00:18:09,554 --> 00:18:10,989
What about Laurence Laboeuf?
425
00:18:11,089 --> 00:18:12,457
Laurence Laboeuf?
She dumped him
426
00:18:12,558 --> 00:18:14,693
after some big party
you guys had.
427
00:18:16,128 --> 00:18:19,197
A lot of rumors flying around
about that night, so you know.
428
00:18:19,298 --> 00:18:20,799
Most not true, I hope.
429
00:18:24,336 --> 00:18:25,704
What happened there?
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