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♪ Sunshine ♪
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♪ Every single day,
helps to light my way ♪
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♪ And darlin' ♪
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♪ Right before my eyes
it don't come as no surprise ♪
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♪ That it's easy ♪
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♪ Easy loving you ♪
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♪ And baby ♪
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♪ 'Til you came along ♪
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♪ There was always something
wrong around me ♪
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♪ There was emptiness,
of course ♪
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♪ But it's alright ♪
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♪ And it's easy ♪
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♪ Easy loving you ♪
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♪ And sunshine ♪
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♪ Having you around
you're the light I never found ♪
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♪ And darlin' ♪
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♪ Every minute you're away ♪
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♪ But it's brighter ♪
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♪ And it's easy ♪
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♪ Easy loving you ♪
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What's
a fuckin' webinar?
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Only one is a webinar.
Huh?
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- The other two are seminars.
- Huh?
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We're in the National
Senior Tournament.
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- So?
- So, we don't have time
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for a web... what?
- Webinar.
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Do what you're told,
you dumb fuck.
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Fuck you, Ziig,
ya fuckin' hee-haw.
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Look at the wall, Shoresy.
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The other one.
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The other one.
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The other one!
- You're such a fuckin' idiot.
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- Ziig!
- That one!
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What does it say?
- God, don't make him read it.
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Where?
At the top!
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Just take it slow,
buddy. Sound it out.
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Can we put that thing back
in its pen
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before it poops on something?
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"For the community,
by the community."
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Seriously, it's gonna chew
the corner of a chair.
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We've got the best senior
teams in Canada here,
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including a ton of ex-pros,
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and we're gonna use
this opportunity
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to give back to Sudbury.
- With a webisode?
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Webinar.
Huh?
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The other two are seminars.
Two?
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Yes, one webinar
and two seminars.
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For a total of what,
Shoresy?
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Count it out on
your fingers, bud.
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Count me outta all this,
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ya fuckin' goat face.
- Uh-uh.
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As captain of the host
Sudbury Blueberry Bulldogs,
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you have to show face.
- Fer what?!
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- For the community.
- By the community.
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- That's ambitious, Nat.
- Hockey players give back.
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Always have.
They're good citizens.
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They make themselves
available to help.
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They give their time.
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Like the hockey players
before them gave their time.
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You a hockey player, Shoresy?
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- When's the first salmon arm?
- Seminar.
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Seriously, how does he not
have his piss
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all down the front of him?
- First game tonight.
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First seminar tomorrow.
Let's be ready
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for the Charlottetown Reds.
- Unless you're too hurt.
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Unless
you're too hurt.
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He always finds
a way to contribute.
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Ready to drag your
team into the fight?
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Already hearing chatter
about how nice they are.
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Who's their guy again, Ziig?
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Gord Gallant.
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- Gorgeous Gord?
- Tell me how you really feel.
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- He's a good-lookin' guy.
- Just another slut.
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How did you get to be
such a straight tamale?
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- Practice.
- Huh?
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Dedication, hard work.
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You're a straight
ghost pepper.
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I'm interviewing him
after this.
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- Interviewing who?
- Gorgeous Gord.
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- Well, I hope you're ready.
- For what?
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- You better get ready.
- For what?
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He's gonna take one look
at you, he's gonna say,
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"Oh, my God!"
- No.
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He's gonna take one look
at you, he's gonna say,
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"This place is great!"
- I'm interviewing one standout
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player from each team
you guys play.
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These fuckin' guys.
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They get to come to Sudbury
and see the best thing we got.
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- Big Nickel?
- Laura, you are
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the best thing in Sudbury.
- You're drunk.
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You've seen me drunk.
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I don't think you should
get that drunk again.
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I'm hearin' a lotta chatter
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about how nice these
Charlottetown guys are.
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- I bet Gord's a donkey.
- I'll take that action.
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- Where'd you see him?
- Tournament program.
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Say he's earned his nickname?
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I'd say bring
a mop and bucket.
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- You're such an idiot.
- So, you're gonna be thinking
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about him the next time you're
just knockin' my socks off.
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- Oh?
- Oh yeah, rockin' my world.
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- Think so?
- Gonna be all Gorgeous Gord
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the next time you're just
making my universe
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literally melt around me.
- Okay, dude.
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I'm all like floating
in planets all like fuckin'...
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- All fuckin' like what?
- In orbit.
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I'll be interviewing you, too.
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Fer what?!
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Don't forget to pencil me in,
end of week.
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I know you've been stepping out
on me with that other guy.
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Who?
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Welcome to
the Sudbury Kids Sports Report.
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With your host, Jory Jordan.
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We have our first match-up
results from the National
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Senior Tournament
as the SOO Hunt have narrowly
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edged the Vaughan Canadesi
by a score of 3-2.
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And Les Rapides de Rawdon
have bucked the Brooks Barrelmen
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by a score of 6-1.
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But Brooks' Freezer Twins,
they're hurting guys.
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As we prepare you for more
tournament action
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happening all week
at the Sudbury arena,
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we begin today's broadcast with
one of my favorite segments,
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Get with the Program.
Let's get you introduced
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to the starting line-ups
for tomorrow night's match-up
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between the Sudbury
Blueberry Bulldogs
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and the Charlottetown Reds,
via their official tournament
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program photos.
Starting off with the host
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Bulldogs captain, number 69,
Shore.
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I've spent some time
with this fellow recently,
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and if given the opportunity
again,
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I'd rather draw on my face
with a box-cutter.
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Would you look at him?
That's a face only a mother
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should've smothered. Next,
we have number 4, Goodleaf.
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A man with all the charm
of a clogged toilet.
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I've seen more charisma
from stains on a dog bed.
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Number 14, Hitchcock,
who is now offering
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to sit on your front porch
on Halloween, for a small fee.
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Number 3, JoDolo Diaby,
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who looks like he enjoyed some
of the Johnny Red Eye that day.
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Number 10, JJ Frankie JJ,
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who I just know is walking
around with a bad wipe.
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And finally, number 19,
Michaels,
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who sees the puck quite well
for a guy
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whose eyes are
so close together.
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Moving on to the Charlottetown
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Reds from the province
of Prince Edward Island.
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Been hearing lots of chatter
about how nice these guys are.
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Let's meet 'em,
ladies and gentlemen.
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Here we've got
starting goalie, number 30,
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Ewen MacDonald.
Who thinks this guy's ugly?
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Ewen me both. Up next,
we've got number 16, Murphy.
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See, now this fella's eyes
are a bit too far apart,
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which is something
that happens when Mommy
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goes glug-glug,
while fetus is still
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snug as a bug in a rug.
That's right, kids,
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I'm talking about
fetal alcohol syndrome.
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Moving on to number 9, Smith,
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the face of Prince Edward Island
dental care.
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Number 11, Kayden Campbell.
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'Cause it wouldn't be a Canadian
hockey team without a Kayden,
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Hayden, Connor, or Cole.
Number 27, Jackson Bernard.
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Look at the forehead
on this man.
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Careful downtown after dark,
Jackie boy.
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Someone's gonna write "skoden"
on that thing.
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And finally, hockey player
or Hallmark movie hunk?
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My god. Rounding out
the starting line-up
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for the Charlottetown Reds
is the man known as Gorgeous--
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Gord Gallant. Thank you
for your time today.
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Thank you for your time,
as well. It's been a pleasure.
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Just a couple more
questions for you.
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How do you like
your chances this week?
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Well, it's an honor
to be here with the best teams
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in the country and we believe
we've earned our place
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among them. We're here
'cause no one can out work us.
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We're confident we can continue
to win that way.
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- Why the Reds?
- Prince Edward Island
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has the red sand
and the red fox,
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and Anne of Green Gables'
hair is also red.
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- Thanks.
- That's it?
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- That's it.
- Professional duties concluded?
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- Clocking out.
- You're off the clock?
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Just in time for gin o'clock.
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I didn't wanna cross
any professional boundaries
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while you're at work,
but if you're off now...
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- I'm seeing someone.
- Ah, I figured.
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Thanks again.
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Well, I hope he's kind,
gentle, and compassionate.
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Nope.
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Shoresy, c'mere.
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Fer what?
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You're doing a quick
hit for BROdude.
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Well, a little heads up
would've been nice.
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Cut the lip, slut.
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You're familiar
with Anik Archambault?
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- BROdude.
- She's so hot.
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She's a bit young but...
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Good to go?
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Shoresy,
gonna be an idiot out there
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for our audience tonight?
- Probably.
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Anik Archambault here
with the man who needs
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no introduction to our audience.
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Shoresy,
what's the Bulldogs' game plan
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for the Charlottetown Reds
tonight?
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Well, we know these guys
love hard work.
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That's all we've been hearin'
about 'em for the last week.
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So, that and how fuckin'
nice they are, so...
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Wait, can I swear on here?
- Fuck no.
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You know, it's like they
want me to fuck one of them,
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so many people telling me
how nice they are, but...
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You know, we gotta come out
hard and fast here.
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Show 'em we're here to compete.
And when they come out hard,
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we'll come out harder.
So, you know, we stick
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to our game plan out there.
Keep it simple.
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Do the little things right.
And, uh...
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think we'll come out with a W.
- Thanks, Shoresy.
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You bet.
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- Bad?
- Wow.
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I know.
How many hockey clichés
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can you fit into one interview?
- He was good.
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- Really?
- Well, Shoresy's never
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been short on words.
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I think we've got
something here.
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Gentlemen, good luck
out here tonight. All the best.
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Wanted to let you know
we brought a ton of fresh
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Atlantic lobster
as a gift to the hosts.
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We're good anytime. Just let--
- What the fuck are you doin'?
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- What?
- Get the fuck outta here.
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- Buddy...
- Why are you still fuckin' here
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talkin' to me?
You're trying to be my buddy?
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- Come on.
- He wants to be my buddy, Jim.
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- Yeah.
- Jim?
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- Yes.
- Jim?
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Gotta think there's more
to it than the lobster.
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- Get the fuck outta here.
- Relax.
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What's the matter with this guy?
- I tell it to ya once.
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- Unbelievable.
- This is how I tell ya
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the next fuckin' time!
- Cut the shit!
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- Get the fuck outta here.
- Get the fuck out!
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- Cut the shit!
- Get the fuck outta here!
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00:10:05,479 --> 00:10:07,897
Get outta here!
- What are you gonna do?
241
00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:11,234
Only you could almost start
a warm-up brawl
242
00:10:11,234 --> 00:10:12,527
with the nicest guy in hockey.
243
00:10:12,652 --> 00:10:13,988
I don't care
how fuckin' nice he is.
244
00:10:14,113 --> 00:10:15,656
Shoresy, way to drag
your team into the fight.
245
00:10:15,781 --> 00:10:17,907
Yep.
That's how ya sets
the tone, b'y.
246
00:10:17,907 --> 00:10:19,451
I don't care how fuckin'
nice they are.
247
00:10:20,953 --> 00:10:22,955
Why's he talkin' to me about
fuckin' supper before the game?
248
00:10:23,080 --> 00:10:24,915
Have you ever had
a Malpeque oyster?
249
00:10:24,915 --> 00:10:27,334
- So good.
- Shoresy, where's Frankie been?
250
00:10:27,459 --> 00:10:30,046
- Frankie? Huh?
- Yeah. Where's he been?
251
00:10:30,171 --> 00:10:32,131
Well, it's maple syrup
season in Quebec.
252
00:10:32,256 --> 00:10:34,300
- He's been gone all week.
- Well, maple leaf sandwich
253
00:10:34,425 --> 00:10:36,761
cookies are pretty good.
- Just got in this afternoon.
254
00:10:36,761 --> 00:10:38,970
Well, maple-glazed
apple blondies are pretty good.
255
00:10:38,970 --> 00:10:41,014
- Boys are gonna be buzzin'.
- They'll be all over us.
256
00:10:41,139 --> 00:10:42,474
Gotta wear 'em down
with the body.
257
00:10:42,599 --> 00:10:43,975
We'll give 'em the lumber.
258
00:10:43,975 --> 00:10:45,478
Your line's starting.
259
00:10:46,436 --> 00:10:47,772
Fuck's sake.
260
00:10:47,772 --> 00:10:50,398
What? Oh.
261
00:11:15,383 --> 00:11:16,883
Give him an option!
262
00:11:26,060 --> 00:11:28,144
Hey Ref, time out!
263
00:11:43,076 --> 00:11:44,704
Not gonna say anything,
Sanger?
264
00:11:44,829 --> 00:11:46,037
Catch your fuckin' breath.
265
00:11:46,162 --> 00:11:47,956
Well, we can't lose the first
game of the fuckin'
266
00:11:48,081 --> 00:11:49,959
tournament, boys.
Gotta match that effort
267
00:11:50,084 --> 00:11:52,128
and find that gear. My line?
- Shoresy's line.
268
00:11:52,253 --> 00:11:54,754
Let's go. Frankie, centre.
269
00:11:54,879 --> 00:11:57,299
All right, Gord. Let's go, Gord.
270
00:11:57,425 --> 00:11:59,468
Let's play hockey, Gord.
Let's battle.
271
00:12:00,594 --> 00:12:02,722
Fuck is that?
272
00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:04,806
What the fuck is that?
19 you're goin' for two.
273
00:12:04,931 --> 00:12:06,434
He fuckin' slashed me.
Fuck's sakes!
274
00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:07,727
You want the rough
or the slash?
275
00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:09,561
- That's horseshit.
- Get him a doctor.
276
00:12:09,561 --> 00:12:12,355
Check him out.
Check his ovaries.
277
00:12:19,028 --> 00:12:20,698
There ya go, Fishy!
There ya go, Fishy!
278
00:12:20,698 --> 00:12:23,325
On the board here, boys.
Let's keep'er goin' here now!
279
00:12:27,872 --> 00:12:29,706
Attaboy, JoDolo!
280
00:12:29,706 --> 00:12:31,584
JoDolo like ya don't know.
281
00:12:31,709 --> 00:12:33,627
Get the lead here, boys.
Let's pad it.
282
00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:35,253
Let's pad that fuckin' lead!
283
00:12:38,257 --> 00:12:40,008
There's Goody!
There's Goody!
284
00:12:40,133 --> 00:12:42,927
Everyone on
the scoresheet here, boys.
Everyone chippin' in.
285
00:12:43,052 --> 00:12:45,222
Two goal lead's
the worst lead in hockey, boys!
286
00:12:45,222 --> 00:12:46,681
Who wants the next
one, boys?
287
00:12:46,806 --> 00:12:48,309
Who's fuckin' gettin' it?
288
00:12:51,729 --> 00:12:52,937
The Jims
with the dagger.
289
00:12:52,937 --> 00:12:56,776
Jims with the fuckin' dagger!
Nice work, Jims!
290
00:13:01,321 --> 00:13:03,782
Shoresy, bit of a rocky
start for the Bulldogs,
291
00:13:03,782 --> 00:13:05,785
but you were able
to claw your way back.
292
00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:07,453
What changed after
the first Reds' goal?
293
00:13:07,578 --> 00:13:09,287
Well, you know, the first
rule of playoff hockey
294
00:13:09,412 --> 00:13:10,830
is don't get too high,
don't get too low.
295
00:13:10,955 --> 00:13:12,373
So, you know,
I think it was the right time
296
00:13:12,499 --> 00:13:14,627
for Sanger to call a timeout
there, get the boys refocused
297
00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:17,128
and obviously we went out
and potted one right after.
298
00:13:17,128 --> 00:13:19,422
Never looked back.
So, he's a good coach.
299
00:13:19,422 --> 00:13:21,383
Looked like you and nice guy,
Gord Gallant,
300
00:13:21,508 --> 00:13:23,801
were having words in warm-up.
What happened there?
301
00:13:23,927 --> 00:13:25,554
I think he was trying
to fuck me.
302
00:13:25,679 --> 00:13:26,722
Ooh, what did you say?
303
00:13:26,847 --> 00:13:28,431
You have to be a lot
nicer than that.
304
00:13:28,431 --> 00:13:30,267
- Thanks, Shoresy.
- You bet.
305
00:13:31,852 --> 00:13:33,103
Fascinating.
306
00:13:33,521 --> 00:13:35,314
Yeah, he really doesn't
give a shit, huh?
307
00:13:35,314 --> 00:13:38,234
I think he's good on camera
if he can shoot from the hip.
308
00:13:38,359 --> 00:13:40,777
Fucking useless if you
ask him to read, though.
309
00:13:40,777 --> 00:13:42,445
Yeah, we've got
something here.
310
00:13:42,445 --> 00:13:44,614
You got a rowdy
booster club, eh?
311
00:13:45,782 --> 00:13:46,992
Looks like the fuckin' NOSHO
312
00:13:47,117 --> 00:13:49,536
runner-ups just fuckin'
ran 'em up.
313
00:13:51,205 --> 00:13:52,330
Runners-up.
314
00:13:54,374 --> 00:13:56,334
Well, boys,
315
00:13:56,459 --> 00:13:59,629
two outta three
perfect periods ain't too bad.
316
00:13:59,629 --> 00:14:01,839
Michaels,
you get the game stick.
317
00:14:35,081 --> 00:14:36,166
You're early.
318
00:14:36,166 --> 00:14:37,792
If you're not
ten minutes early...
319
00:14:37,917 --> 00:14:39,168
- You're late.
- I'm sorry,
320
00:14:39,168 --> 00:14:40,713
I had to pee so bad.
321
00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:44,300
- Why is Michaels here? Huh?
- He's... he's gonna MC.
322
00:14:44,425 --> 00:14:46,051
- He's rapping?
- Oh, my God!
323
00:14:46,051 --> 00:14:49,054
- Master of Ceremonies.
- What it do, what it does.
324
00:14:49,054 --> 00:14:51,056
Are you guys ready to give
back to the community?
325
00:14:51,056 --> 00:14:52,516
I love doing charity work,
Nat.
326
00:14:52,516 --> 00:14:54,560
Shut the fuck up,
Michaels, ya fuckin' doink.
327
00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:56,311
This is the first seminar
of the week,
328
00:14:56,436 --> 00:14:57,771
and it is going to be
a great one.
329
00:14:57,897 --> 00:14:59,272
Let's set the tone
in here now.
330
00:14:59,772 --> 00:15:01,150
We've got the captain
of the Sudbury
331
00:15:01,275 --> 00:15:03,402
Blueberry Bulldogs,
the three alternate captains,
332
00:15:03,402 --> 00:15:04,902
and the best goalie
in the NOSHO.
333
00:15:05,028 --> 00:15:06,946
- Aw, Nat, thanks.
- And the subject
334
00:15:07,071 --> 00:15:09,282
of today's seminar
is nutrition.
335
00:15:09,407 --> 00:15:10,825
- Yes!
- Nutrition?
336
00:15:10,950 --> 00:15:12,161
What about it?
337
00:15:12,286 --> 00:15:14,162
- What about what?
- Nutrition.
338
00:15:14,287 --> 00:15:16,248
- All about it.
- Just like food groups
339
00:15:16,373 --> 00:15:18,584
and carbs and fats and all that?
- Settle down.
340
00:15:18,709 --> 00:15:20,960
No, like breakfast,
lunch, and dinner.
341
00:15:21,085 --> 00:15:22,588
My three favorite meals.
Heh-heh.
342
00:15:22,713 --> 00:15:23,839
These kids
are nine, dude.
343
00:15:23,964 --> 00:15:25,465
All about nutrition in here, boys.
344
00:15:25,590 --> 00:15:27,091
Big day for nutrition
in here now.
345
00:15:27,091 --> 00:15:28,801
It was a joke, guys.
346
00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:31,847
That breakfast, lunch,
and dinner are my three
favorite meals.
347
00:15:31,972 --> 00:15:33,223
There's only three meals
in a day.
348
00:15:33,223 --> 00:15:35,559
- Michaels, shut the fuck--
- We just gotta tell 'em
349
00:15:35,559 --> 00:15:38,604
what we has for breakfast?
- Don't complicate this.
350
00:15:38,729 --> 00:15:40,730
These kids look up to you.
Just tell them what you do
351
00:15:40,730 --> 00:15:42,940
to prepare for a game,
and they'll eat it right up.
352
00:15:42,940 --> 00:15:45,402
- Ooh, nice pun, Nat.
- Put in the time,
353
00:15:45,402 --> 00:15:47,863
give the kids a thrill,
and wrap it up.
354
00:15:47,988 --> 00:15:49,531
We've gotta get ready
for the Italians.
355
00:15:49,657 --> 00:15:50,657
I heard they're real fast.
356
00:15:50,782 --> 00:15:53,285
If they're Italians,
they're fast.
357
00:15:54,036 --> 00:15:56,872
- Is that racist?
- Probably.
358
00:15:58,998 --> 00:16:00,584
You guys ready?
- I think so.
359
00:16:00,584 --> 00:16:02,503
All right,
I'm bringing them in.
360
00:16:03,461 --> 00:16:06,464
I'm so hungry and now
we have to talk about food.
361
00:16:08,258 --> 00:16:09,969
What are Cory
and Liam doing here?
362
00:16:10,094 --> 00:16:11,552
We're counselors
at the hockey school.
363
00:16:11,679 --> 00:16:13,012
Those kids are gonna be awful.
364
00:16:13,137 --> 00:16:14,598
Is this
all that's coming?
365
00:16:14,598 --> 00:16:16,724
You're senior whale crap
hockey players. No one cares.
366
00:16:16,849 --> 00:16:20,144
Everybody grab a seat.
- This is it?
367
00:16:20,771 --> 00:16:22,147
Get started.
368
00:16:23,523 --> 00:16:27,319
Okay, welcome, everyone,
to today's nutrition seminar.
369
00:16:27,319 --> 00:16:30,280
As many of you know,
my name is Mark Michaels.
370
00:16:32,324 --> 00:16:34,075
Okay. Uh, why don't
we introduce ourselves?
371
00:16:34,200 --> 00:16:36,203
Michaels just tell 'em what
you have for breakfast.
372
00:16:36,328 --> 00:16:38,287
Well, uh, the most important
thing about hockey
373
00:16:38,287 --> 00:16:40,833
is how you prepare.
- No, the most important
374
00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:42,667
thing in hockey is winning.
- Shoresy.
375
00:16:42,667 --> 00:16:44,460
Michaels, just tell 'em
what you have for breakfast.
376
00:16:44,460 --> 00:16:46,839
We got the Italians tomorrow.
- Well, oddly enough, guys,
377
00:16:46,964 --> 00:16:48,799
I'm starting a new thing so--
- Hitch, whaddaya have
378
00:16:48,799 --> 00:16:50,134
for breakfast?
- Eggs.
379
00:16:50,134 --> 00:16:51,426
- Sick.
- Eggs are nice.
380
00:16:51,551 --> 00:16:53,595
Why are you telling us
what you had for breakfast?
381
00:16:53,721 --> 00:16:55,179
Doesn't he have to raise
his hand first--
382
00:16:55,179 --> 00:16:57,224
- Raise your hand, please?
- Yes, and your name?
383
00:16:57,349 --> 00:16:58,766
- Doesn't matter.
- Why are you telling us
384
00:16:58,891 --> 00:16:59,893
what you had for breakfast?
385
00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:01,310
Just giving you some
nutrition tips.
386
00:17:01,310 --> 00:17:02,646
Eggs for breakfast
isn't a tip.
387
00:17:02,646 --> 00:17:04,356
- Eggs are unbelievable.
- Just there's gonna be
388
00:17:04,481 --> 00:17:06,023
some other tips comin'.
Stuff you probably
389
00:17:06,023 --> 00:17:08,318
haven't thought about.
- Goody, how do you cook
your eggs?
390
00:17:08,318 --> 00:17:10,236
- My girlfriend cooks 'em.
- Must be nice.
391
00:17:10,361 --> 00:17:11,696
How does she cook them?
- Over easy.
392
00:17:11,821 --> 00:17:14,116
- Over easy's nice.
- Eggs on toast is pretty good.
393
00:17:14,241 --> 00:17:15,324
- Oh yeah.
- Pretty gangster.
394
00:17:15,324 --> 00:17:17,118
- Yep.
- Are they trolling us
right now?
395
00:17:17,243 --> 00:17:18,537
Michaels,
let's try this again.
396
00:17:18,662 --> 00:17:20,039
Whaddaya have for breakfast?
- Well, I'm actually doing
397
00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:21,622
a new thing called
intermittent fasting.
398
00:17:21,749 --> 00:17:23,125
Dolo, whaddaya
have for breakfast?
399
00:17:26,336 --> 00:17:28,088
Oh yeah, a little scramby?
Lil scrambo?
400
00:17:28,213 --> 00:17:30,214
Their parents paid
65 bucks for this.
401
00:17:30,339 --> 00:17:32,384
You uh, put anything
in those eggs, Dolo?
402
00:17:34,261 --> 00:17:36,554
Ooh, cheese.
Okay, but stay away from cheese
403
00:17:36,554 --> 00:17:37,638
in the pre-game.
404
00:17:37,764 --> 00:17:39,224
Cheese can go
either way on ya, b'ys.
405
00:17:39,224 --> 00:17:40,725
What the frig
is happening here?
406
00:17:40,850 --> 00:17:42,226
Probably just wanna stick
with some peppers,
407
00:17:42,351 --> 00:17:43,603
maybe some onions,
little bit of ham.
408
00:17:43,728 --> 00:17:45,355
- Ham's nice.
- That's a Denver omelette.
409
00:17:45,355 --> 00:17:47,566
- No, that's a Western omelette.
- It's the same thing.
410
00:17:47,691 --> 00:17:48,900
- Are they?
- Yeah.
411
00:17:50,276 --> 00:17:51,653
What do you think
of that tip, Cor?
412
00:17:51,779 --> 00:17:53,196
- What tip?
- Just guys, be careful
413
00:17:53,196 --> 00:17:54,740
with the stoves, okay?
- You think they're making
414
00:17:54,865 --> 00:17:56,324
their own breakfast?
They're nine.
415
00:17:56,449 --> 00:17:58,159
- Their moms do it.
- Or their dads.
416
00:17:58,284 --> 00:17:59,994
All right, Michaels,
you ready to play ball?
417
00:18:00,119 --> 00:18:02,039
I stop eating from
6 p.m. to 12 noon,
418
00:18:02,039 --> 00:18:03,874
so technically my first
meal's lunch, so it's--
419
00:18:03,874 --> 00:18:05,626
Whaddaya have for lunch?
420
00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:08,419
- I'm more of a fruit guy but--
- You said it, not me.
421
00:18:11,673 --> 00:18:12,965
The kids loved him.
422
00:18:13,090 --> 00:18:14,301
Michaels?
Shoresy.
423
00:18:14,426 --> 00:18:17,096
Shoresy?
- Yep, all three of 'em.
424
00:18:17,221 --> 00:18:18,763
I'd love to see
that audience grow.
425
00:18:18,763 --> 00:18:20,515
You've got two more
seminars with him?
426
00:18:20,640 --> 00:18:21,599
One is a webinar.
427
00:18:21,724 --> 00:18:23,476
Maybe just let him
focus on hockey.
428
00:18:23,601 --> 00:18:24,770
He didn't have
his strongest game
429
00:18:24,895 --> 00:18:26,687
against the Charlottetown Reds.
- He sucked.
430
00:18:26,813 --> 00:18:29,316
- He didn't suck.
- 4-1 win and he was minus one.
431
00:18:29,441 --> 00:18:31,568
- He's hurt.
- Yeah, they're all hurt.
432
00:18:31,568 --> 00:18:33,195
Frankie might be
our only healthy guy.
433
00:18:33,320 --> 00:18:34,780
But Shoresy always finds
a way to contribute.
434
00:18:34,905 --> 00:18:36,406
We can always
count on him for that.
435
00:18:36,406 --> 00:18:38,157
We need him focused
on the Italians.
436
00:18:38,282 --> 00:18:39,952
If they're Italian,
they're gonna be fast.
437
00:18:40,660 --> 00:18:42,204
Is that racist?
No.
438
00:18:42,329 --> 00:18:44,205
We'll need to keep an eye out
for Sly Sylvestri.
439
00:18:44,330 --> 00:18:45,957
He'll be bringin' it.
- Bringing what?
440
00:18:45,957 --> 00:18:47,792
The lumber.
441
00:19:01,682 --> 00:19:03,684
Hey, Gordy! Gordo!
442
00:19:03,809 --> 00:19:06,477
Hey, how long does
that crab stay good?
443
00:19:06,477 --> 00:19:07,896
What?
- Will it stay good
444
00:19:08,021 --> 00:19:09,897
four or five days
'til the tournament's over?
445
00:19:10,022 --> 00:19:11,191
- What are you--
- Huh?
446
00:19:11,316 --> 00:19:12,984
- What do you want?
- Well, I wanna eat up
447
00:19:12,984 --> 00:19:14,653
all that crab you brought.
Drink some beers.
448
00:19:14,653 --> 00:19:16,530
- It was lobster.
- You said crab.
449
00:19:16,655 --> 00:19:19,032
- No, I didn't.
- I was sure you said crab.
450
00:19:19,157 --> 00:19:20,868
Well, then you
weren't listening.
451
00:19:21,368 --> 00:19:24,120
Was really looking forward
to that crab, Gord.
452
00:19:24,620 --> 00:19:25,955
Look, I don't know
what lobsters eat,
453
00:19:25,955 --> 00:19:27,832
but if you need some food
to keep 'em good
454
00:19:27,832 --> 00:19:30,127
for a little while, I'll see
if I can find some food.
455
00:19:30,127 --> 00:19:31,837
Let's eat it up once
the tournament's over.
456
00:19:31,962 --> 00:19:33,045
Drink some beers.
457
00:19:33,589 --> 00:19:36,300
But if you can get
some crab brought in...
458
00:19:37,134 --> 00:19:38,676
Fuckin' loser.
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