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(electronic dance music)
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(♪)
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- (Shoresy): So dumb!
- I know.
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Fuckin' so dumb.
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Delaney was at
the Coulson last night?
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- (Miig): Mm-hmm.
- What side?
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- Which fuckin' side?
- The strip club side.
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The strip club side.
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The Yanks brought
their team in a day early
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for a Sudbury
Saturday night game.
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Guess no one told them
our Friday's
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have a similar reputation.
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How do you know
he was at the rippers?
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'Cause I was in there too.
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(electronic dance music)
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(Ziig): He was in the VIP room
the entire night
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and just took his pick
and kept filling their pockets.
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(Shoresy): Is that what the kids
are callin' it these days?
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(Sanguinet): How do
you know this?
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(Ziig): 'Cause I was
in there too.
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(electronic dance music resumes)
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- Aren't you dating a guy now?
- I wasn't that night.
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Out roaming for
a canal, eh Ziig?
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- They closed the place down.
- Good.
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If he had a late one,
he won't be 100% today.
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Turns out the night was young.
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He was going to the wee hours,
going hard.
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Well, Delaney loves
the snooters.
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I don't know how he was
getting any up there
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- after a certain point.
- How do you know that?
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'Cause I was in there too.
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(electronic dance music resumes)
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(whistle blows)
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Get between his ears early.
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If he was up doin' snooters
all night,
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he's between his own ears.
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You tryin' a new scent, Ziig?
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- Still on me from last night.
- Hmm.
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You guys know how much
perfume strippers wear.
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- No, I don't.
- Kee-he-he-he!
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Yo, were the sluts with
their girls again all day?
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- Ask them.
- Is Michaels still
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- acting weird?
- Goalies are always weird.
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- Why are the Jims always late?
- Bangin' yer mom, Ziig!
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Even with the new hired guns,
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don't lose track of Belson,
Welson, Bilson, and Wilson.
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We won't.
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{\an8}(speaking French)
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{\an8}- Remy Nadeau!
- Oui, oui, oui.
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{\an8}Benny et Remy Nadeau!
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Ay-yo!
(clears throat)
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Bilson à Belson,
Belson retour à Bilson,
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Bilson à Wilson.
Wilson à Welson.
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Welson de retour à Wilson,
Wilson à Benson.
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{\an8}Oh, no, no!
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Et un Remy Nadeau!
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So, you don't think if you
put the top three American
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players against
the top three Canadians,
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- it would be close?
- Shut the fuck up, Michaels.
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- You're serious?
- I get it, bud,
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you got your first tuggy
down there playin' NCAA,
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but the hockey's better up here
and so are the tuggies.
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Okay, Matthews, Gaudreau,
and Tkachuk brothers.
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- Either one.
- Pick one.
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- No, I can't.
- Give your balls a tug.
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It's the same with
the Hughes brothers.
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- Tit fucker.
- What uh, okay,
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Matthews, Gaudreau, and Eichel.
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McDavid, MacKinnon,
and Crosby.
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- That'd be close!
- I didn't even say Makar
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and the other three might say
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he's better than
all three of them.
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Let's get goin' here, boys!
Let's go now!
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Wilson à Bilson à Belson
à B-Belson à D-Delson
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à W-Wilson, à W-B-Delson
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- à Ben-selonay.
- Opalye!
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So, how's it feel, Delaney?
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You did so much blow,
you're in the NOSHO.
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Hey, is that coke on your nose?
I'm callin' the cops.
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Hey, Delaney, let's get
an eight-ball put some porn on.
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Hey, better check your balance.
I heard you left your card
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in the ATM, ya fuckin' loser.
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- Knock it off, Shoresy.
- Schnurr!
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- No one's buggin' ya over here.
- Schnurr!
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Don't bug us,
we won't bug you.
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Shut the fuck up, Schnurr,
you old fuck.
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Hey, ya up late doin'
some of that Chuck Sheen?
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A little up town?
A little nose cardio?
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Hey, what does that
remind ya of, Delaney?
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Hey, what does that
remind ya of?
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Oh boy, it's sure great
to be able to breathe
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outta my nose right now,
Delaney, I gotta tell ya.
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I've played through
worse, Shoresy.
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- Shut up.
- And against better.
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You feel like shit.
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Playing guilty's
a performance enhancer.
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- You're still high.
- You watch.
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I think you're still high.
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Shut the fuck up, Shoresy.
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- Fer what?
- Shut your fuckin' mouth.
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- Hey, take it easy, big boy.
- You don't go near him.
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The cops are comin'.
Let's get outta here.
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- Come on, let's go!
- Fuck you!
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- Hurry!
- Nah, get the fuck outta here.
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Hey, you want this?
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(players shouting indistinctly)
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{\an8}Wilson à Phil?
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{\an8}Ooh, oh...
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{\an8}Et Remy Nadeau!
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Shut up ya fuckin' goon!
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- (Palmer): I'll get ya.
- Yeah, let's fuckin' see it.
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(overlapping arguments)
I'll spear ya in the teeth
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before you get your gloves off.
Oh yeah? Let's fuckin' see it!
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- I'll fuckin' get ya!
- Hey, you like your teeth?
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(ref): Everyone outta here!
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Huh? You wanna look
like that? Hey!
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- Let's see it.
- I'll fuckin' get ya, bud.
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Yeah, good luck with the Jims,
ya big dumb fuck!
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- Fuck you!
- Fuck you!
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Yeah, good luck with
the Jims, ya fuckin' goon.
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I'll go through
the whole fuckin' team
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- to get to ya, Shoresy.
- Let's see it!
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- What're ya gonna do?
- I'll go through 'em
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- fuckin' twice to get ya!
- You're not gonna do
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fuckin' anything! Oh yeah,
let's fuckin' see it!
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I'll go through everybody!
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Did ya get that, Cor?
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(walkie-talkie beeps)
(Cory): Roger.
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Fuckin' eh.
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Hey, how'd your date
go last night, Liam?
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- It was good.
- Yeah? What'd ya do?
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We went to the theatre
at the Rainbow Centre.
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No, I mean what'd you do?
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Oh, sorry.
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Yeah.
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Frenched for a bit,
but nothin' else.
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Must've had
your walkie clipped
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to your shoulder then, eh?
(walkie-talkie beeps)
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- (Shoresy): Woo!
- Hey,
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Jims!
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Whudda y'at?
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{\an8}- (loud fart)
- You know what's good
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in a chicken salad?
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I expected ya to be a bit
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more involved out there, Jim.
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Yeah.
(Shoresy): Jim.
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Sorry.
(Shoresy): Jim.
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We'll get there, Shoresy.
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Don't worry 'bout it, bud.
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- Wasabi aioli.
- All right, boys,
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if there's one thing
better than winning,
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it's beating the Yanks.
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And those guys across the rink,
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if there's one thing
worse than losing,
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- it's losing to Canada.
- B'ys, there's nutting
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for them so bad as dat.
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We're gettin' pretty close
to something real shiny
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at the finish line here, boys.
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And the Yanks wanna make sure
we don't get it.
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So, when that puck drops,
you'd better be goin',
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'cause you bet
the Soo Hunt will be.
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Well, might take Delaney
a minute to get goin'.
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- We gotta set the tone, boys!
- Unless he's over there
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- hittin' rips before the anthem!
- I've got a pretty good idea
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on who's settin'
the tone tonight.
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Who's gonna set the tone,
Sanger?
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- Who's gonna fuckin' set it?
- Jim, you ready?
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- Yeah.
- Good, 'cause you're goin'!
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- (team): Yaa-hoo!
- Jim, you ready?
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- Yes.
- Good, 'cause you're goin'!
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- (team): Yaa-hoo!
- Jim, you ready?
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Feelin' pretty good, Sanger.
Feelin' ready to go.
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Good, 'cause you're goin'!
(team): Yaa-hoo!
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{\an8}(Sanguinet): Dolo,
ready to mix it up?
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Good, 'cause you're goin'!
(team): Yaa-hoo!
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(Sanguinet): Hitch,
how ya feelin' about
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two points tonight?
(Hitch): Yes, sir!
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- (voices fading)
- Good, 'cause you're goin'!
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(team): Yaa-hoo!
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(tense rap music)
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(music stops)
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(Shoresy): Who's gonna set
the tone, boys?
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Who's gonna fuckin' set it?
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Oh, here we go!
(whistle blows)
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What the fuck, Jim?
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(players shouting indistinctly)
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Who's fuckin' going?
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Who's goin, boys? Who's goin'?
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Fuck's sake!
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(crowd jeering)
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- Let's go, Jim!
- Set the tone, Jimmy.
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Set the tone.
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(players cheering)
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Go!
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Fuck's sake!
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(crowd shouting)
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(players cheering)
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Fuck's sake!
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Yeah! Come on!
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(ref): 36 is gone, Sanguinet.
Third man in.
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Shoresy's line.
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Well, boys, better
fuckin' run 'em up.
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(player): Hey!
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(crowd cheers)
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(buzzer blares)
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(whistle blows)
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(horn blares)
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(player): Hey!
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(whistle blows)
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(buzzer blares)
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I'll get that fuckin'
cunt in the second.
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That'd be great!
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Well, are we just gonna be
down a goal all night, boys?
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Let's get ahead! Shoot the puck!
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(players cheering)
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(horn blares)
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(cheering)
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Fuck's sake! Wake the fuck up!
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(players cheering)
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(Delaney): Woo-hoo-hoo!
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How do you like it, Shoresy,
huh? How do you like it?
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(Shoresy): Shut up
ya fuckin' drunk!
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(Delaney): Haha!
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Could use a momentum
swing here, Sanger!
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(Sanguinet): Jims' line.
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Run 'em up
and fill 'em in, boys.
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Let's fuckin' go!
Holy fuck, Goody, Dolo,
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if I spray the puck
with Melodie's perfume,
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you think you'd go
after it a little harder?
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Fuck, Fish, are you ever
gonna score again?
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I'm startin' to think you'll
never score again, eh? Ever?
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Here we go! Here we go.
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Come on, Jimmy!
Jim, come on! Come on, Jimmy.
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- Come on, baby!
- Come on, Jimmy!
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- Get him!
- Here we go!
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- Let's go Jim.
- Come on, Jimmy!
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(overlapping shouting)
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(Shoresy): For fuck's sake.
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Fuck's sake.
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00:09:52,992 --> 00:09:54,860
- There ya go, yeah!
- Let's go!
241
00:09:54,860 --> 00:09:57,363
Yeah! Fuck's sake. Fuck!
242
00:09:58,364 --> 00:10:00,299
(crowd murmuring)
243
00:10:06,906 --> 00:10:09,241
(buzzer blares)
244
00:10:11,110 --> 00:10:13,412
(skates thumping)
245
00:10:14,780 --> 00:10:16,382
Shoresy.
246
00:10:17,216 --> 00:10:18,451
- You okay?
- Yeah, just sometimes
247
00:10:18,451 --> 00:10:20,319
when I get real frustrated,
I cry a little bit.
248
00:10:20,319 --> 00:10:21,954
But I'm fuckin' trying not to.
249
00:10:21,954 --> 00:10:23,489
- Maybe just cry, my guy.
- Oh, no, no,
250
00:10:23,489 --> 00:10:25,191
let's do somethin'
fuckin' productive.
251
00:10:25,191 --> 00:10:26,559
- Behind the eight-ball here.
- Yeah, well,
252
00:10:26,559 --> 00:10:28,127
that's what happens when
you don't set the tone.
253
00:10:28,127 --> 00:10:30,129
- Jims tried to set the tone.
- They never set it.
254
00:10:30,129 --> 00:10:31,764
- Never got set.
- Well, ya gotta set
255
00:10:31,764 --> 00:10:33,132
the fucking tone!
256
00:10:33,132 --> 00:10:34,300
Dolo sucks tonight.
257
00:10:34,300 --> 00:10:35,701
Well, don't let Goody
off the hook.
258
00:10:35,701 --> 00:10:37,703
I don't expect them
to show up in the third either.
259
00:10:37,703 --> 00:10:39,271
Well, they already played
a fuckin' period between
260
00:10:39,271 --> 00:10:40,740
- the sheets.
- They look like shit.
261
00:10:40,740 --> 00:10:42,208
- They stink!
- Frankie's head
262
00:10:42,208 --> 00:10:43,476
- is somewhere else.
- Yeah, probably
263
00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:44,744
in a box of Zebra Cakes.
264
00:10:44,744 --> 00:10:46,045
What do you wanna do?
265
00:10:46,045 --> 00:10:47,680
You tell me.
266
00:10:49,048 --> 00:10:50,383
Let's go through
the supporting cast.
267
00:10:50,383 --> 00:10:52,118
- That's all we can do.
- Fish.
268
00:10:52,118 --> 00:10:54,286
Fish may never score
again, Sanguinet!
269
00:10:54,286 --> 00:10:56,756
Exactly. No use for scorers
who don't score.
270
00:10:58,257 --> 00:11:00,426
(arena organ chimes)
271
00:11:00,426 --> 00:11:02,528
Holy fuck, Jims!
What happened?
272
00:11:02,528 --> 00:11:04,597
I thought I'd take a few
to get inside
273
00:11:04,597 --> 00:11:06,432
and maybe he'd break
his hand on my head.
274
00:11:06,432 --> 00:11:07,833
- (loud fart)
- Lucky you didn't
275
00:11:07,833 --> 00:11:09,035
- get knocked out.
- How many times
276
00:11:09,035 --> 00:11:10,703
- have you been knocked out?
- Four or five.
277
00:11:10,703 --> 00:11:13,239
- That's a lot of concussions.
- Never had a concussion.
278
00:11:14,373 --> 00:11:16,142
Well, Fish,
ya ready to be the hero?
279
00:11:16,142 --> 00:11:17,309
- What?
- Huh?
280
00:11:17,309 --> 00:11:18,978
- You just said--
- I know what I said.
281
00:11:18,978 --> 00:11:20,513
You're gonna score us
a fuckin' goal.
282
00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:22,548
What if I don't?
(Sanguinet): You're cut.
283
00:11:24,750 --> 00:11:26,018
I'm cut?
284
00:11:26,018 --> 00:11:28,020
You used to score us
a goal a game.
285
00:11:28,020 --> 00:11:30,389
- How many did you get last game?
- Zero.
286
00:11:30,389 --> 00:11:33,893
- And the game before that?
- Zero.
287
00:11:33,893 --> 00:11:35,795
- And the game before that?
- Zero!
288
00:11:35,795 --> 00:11:37,730
No use for scorers
who don't score.
289
00:11:37,730 --> 00:11:39,298
(scoffs)
290
00:11:40,332 --> 00:11:44,403
(tense electronic music)
291
00:11:48,040 --> 00:11:49,742
Score us a goal, Fish.
292
00:11:49,742 --> 00:11:52,178
(music intensifies)
293
00:11:59,752 --> 00:12:02,621
(♪)
294
00:12:11,497 --> 00:12:13,199
(whistle blows)
295
00:12:18,204 --> 00:12:20,306
(crowd groans)
296
00:12:21,807 --> 00:12:23,676
(whistle blows)
297
00:12:26,479 --> 00:12:27,646
(crowd cheers)
298
00:12:27,646 --> 00:12:29,515
(horn blares)
299
00:12:39,225 --> 00:12:41,093
(Bulldogs cheer)
300
00:12:43,729 --> 00:12:45,498
(♪)
301
00:12:49,168 --> 00:12:50,870
(horn blares)
302
00:12:52,671 --> 00:12:54,006
(indistinct chatter)
303
00:12:54,006 --> 00:12:55,608
My man.
304
00:12:56,375 --> 00:12:58,577
Well, Fish, you scored
the game-winning goal,
305
00:12:58,577 --> 00:13:00,346
but your mom's real ugly.
How's it feel?
306
00:13:00,346 --> 00:13:02,948
Pretty big smile for
a guy who almost got cut.
307
00:13:03,482 --> 00:13:05,351
- That was fucked up.
- Well, didn't see you
308
00:13:05,351 --> 00:13:07,153
complainin' when your teammates
were mobbin' ya.
309
00:13:07,153 --> 00:13:08,554
- I'm serious.
- Didn't see you complainin'
310
00:13:08,554 --> 00:13:10,089
when the fans
were cheerin' your name.
311
00:13:10,089 --> 00:13:11,524
- That wasn't cool.
- Won't see you complainin'
312
00:13:11,524 --> 00:13:13,826
when you're gettin' your dink
sucked later tonight.
313
00:13:13,826 --> 00:13:14,994
Or maybe I will.
314
00:13:14,994 --> 00:13:16,896
What, you want me
to come watch or?
315
00:13:17,263 --> 00:13:19,799
Don't fuck with me
like that again.
316
00:13:21,066 --> 00:13:22,134
Nice game, coach.
317
00:13:22,134 --> 00:13:24,370
(rap music)
318
00:13:34,180 --> 00:13:37,316
(players cheering)
319
00:13:43,022 --> 00:13:44,723
I think it's pretty
fuckin' obvious.
320
00:13:44,723 --> 00:13:46,792
(clapping)
321
00:13:49,261 --> 00:13:52,431
- Shoresy.
- Call your fuckin' parents.
322
00:13:53,365 --> 00:13:55,334
Cunt hair away from
fucking up that record, slut.
323
00:13:55,334 --> 00:13:57,803
Well, they don't ask how,
they ask how many.
324
00:13:57,803 --> 00:13:59,605
Could do without
the suspense next time.
325
00:13:59,605 --> 00:14:01,807
- Ask and you shall receive.
- Kee-he-he!
326
00:14:01,807 --> 00:14:03,442
- You've got press.
- Yew!
327
00:14:03,442 --> 00:14:05,277
- Not with her.
- I was gonna say,
328
00:14:05,277 --> 00:14:06,445
let me grab a shower first.
329
00:14:06,445 --> 00:14:08,080
Got a fuckin' ecosystem
down here.
330
00:14:08,080 --> 00:14:09,415
- Ew!
- This guy knows
331
00:14:09,415 --> 00:14:11,150
- what I'm talkin' about.
- Oh, fuck you, Shoresy.
332
00:14:11,150 --> 00:14:14,019
It's a different
press opportunity.
333
00:14:14,019 --> 00:14:15,554
Well, is she hot?
334
00:14:21,060 --> 00:14:22,661
(quietly): Is he dying?
335
00:14:23,529 --> 00:14:26,465
- What?
- Is he going to die?
336
00:14:26,465 --> 00:14:28,267
- No.
- What's wrong with you?
337
00:14:28,267 --> 00:14:30,236
Well, usually when
they bring somebody in
338
00:14:30,236 --> 00:14:32,204
for something like this,
like a kid, it's 'cause
339
00:14:32,204 --> 00:14:34,306
- it's like...
- What?
340
00:14:34,306 --> 00:14:35,841
- His last wish.
- No!
341
00:14:35,841 --> 00:14:37,643
What do you think,
you're the fuckin' Rock?
342
00:14:37,643 --> 00:14:39,044
So, he's not dying
or anything?
343
00:14:39,044 --> 00:14:40,646
- No!
- You're in the fucking NOSHO,
344
00:14:40,646 --> 00:14:42,314
- you're a nobody.
- Then why do you got me
345
00:14:42,314 --> 00:14:43,849
doing an interview
with a fucking infant?
346
00:14:43,849 --> 00:14:44,850
- 'Cause we--
- Huh?
347
00:14:44,850 --> 00:14:46,418
He's not an infant.
(Nat): 'Cause we are
348
00:14:46,418 --> 00:14:47,953
an organization by the community
for the community
349
00:14:47,953 --> 00:14:50,456
and doing interviews
for his popular YouTube show
350
00:14:50,456 --> 00:14:51,957
will help us reach
more of our community.
351
00:14:51,957 --> 00:14:54,727
So, first you got us
with our dinks out in calendars,
352
00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:57,429
and now you want us
on a kids' show?
353
00:14:57,429 --> 00:14:59,632
It is a bit weird
when he puts it that way.
354
00:14:59,632 --> 00:15:01,500
- Fuck you, Shoresy.
- Fer what?!
355
00:15:01,500 --> 00:15:03,068
We want more kids
out to games.
356
00:15:03,068 --> 00:15:04,703
- Why?
- Because kids in sports
357
00:15:04,703 --> 00:15:06,739
- stay off the streets.
- Drugs kill dreams.
358
00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:08,173
You're an idiot.
359
00:15:08,173 --> 00:15:10,976
(Nat): His name is Jory.
(Shoresy): What?
360
00:15:10,976 --> 00:15:13,979
- Jor-y.
- Jory?
361
00:15:13,979 --> 00:15:17,850
Yeah, like Cory but Jory.
362
00:15:17,850 --> 00:15:21,020
Oh, my God. So dumb.
363
00:15:22,955 --> 00:15:24,857
Ready? Okay.
364
00:15:26,725 --> 00:15:28,294
Welcome to the Sudbury Kids
Sports Report.
365
00:15:28,294 --> 00:15:29,628
I'm your host,
Jory Jordan and I'm here
366
00:15:29,628 --> 00:15:31,864
with the captain of your
Sudbury Blueberry Bulldogs.
367
00:15:32,298 --> 00:15:33,666
- (clicks tongue)
- What's up, buddy?
368
00:15:33,666 --> 00:15:36,402
- What's goin' on?
- Another win for the Bulldogs.
369
00:15:36,402 --> 00:15:37,770
- You bet.
- That's a good lesson
370
00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:39,939
for the kids at home,
you don't have to be pretty.
371
00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:42,942
Let's open it up
to some fan questions.
372
00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:45,210
This one comes from local
realtor Brandon Town.
373
00:15:45,210 --> 00:15:47,146
"Great job on the calendar."
374
00:15:47,146 --> 00:15:48,514
Thanks buddy, appreciate that.
375
00:15:48,514 --> 00:15:50,916
You understand that's
out there forever now?
376
00:15:50,916 --> 00:15:52,351
Think you'll have kids one day?
377
00:15:52,351 --> 00:15:54,019
Maybe you can't.
378
00:15:54,019 --> 00:15:55,454
If a kid came to school
and said,
379
00:15:55,454 --> 00:15:57,423
"Hey, look at this calendar,
it's your dad."
380
00:15:57,423 --> 00:15:59,191
Can't get much worse than that.
381
00:15:59,858 --> 00:16:02,394
Only if you got a name
like Jory Jordan.
382
00:16:03,262 --> 00:16:04,496
Let's go to another
fan question.
383
00:16:04,496 --> 00:16:05,864
There aren't any.
384
00:16:05,864 --> 00:16:08,767
You're not that great
at interviews. Kinda simple?
385
00:16:09,601 --> 00:16:11,236
They weeded out all
the simple kids from gen pop
386
00:16:11,236 --> 00:16:13,138
in grade 3 at my school.
What was it for you?
387
00:16:13,639 --> 00:16:14,940
Just a couple more
questions, Jory.
388
00:16:14,940 --> 00:16:17,076
Would you say getting held
back in grade 2 was worse
389
00:16:17,076 --> 00:16:18,544
than getting held back
in grade 1?
390
00:16:18,544 --> 00:16:20,446
- Alright, last one, Jory.
- Two-part question.
391
00:16:20,446 --> 00:16:22,414
What was it like seeing
all your friends move up a grade
392
00:16:22,414 --> 00:16:24,416
without you, and do you use
that as motivation today?
393
00:16:24,416 --> 00:16:26,352
Thanks, Nat. That was fun.
394
00:16:26,352 --> 00:16:27,619
Looks like that'll be all
for tonight
395
00:16:27,619 --> 00:16:29,054
on the Sudbury Kids
Sports Report.
396
00:16:29,054 --> 00:16:30,422
(Shoresy): Get big and strong, kid.
397
00:16:30,422 --> 00:16:32,424
You're gonna need it
if you wanna act like that.
398
00:16:32,424 --> 00:16:34,560
Don't take it out on me
that you can't have kids.
399
00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:36,028
(Nat): For fuck sakes, Shoresy.
(Shoresy): Fer what?!
400
00:16:36,028 --> 00:16:38,297
- What the hell was that?
- He's not even dying.
401
00:16:38,297 --> 00:16:39,565
I meant the game.
402
00:16:39,565 --> 00:16:41,633
What the one we're
on a 22-game heater after?
403
00:16:41,633 --> 00:16:43,335
- We sucked.
- We stink.
404
00:16:43,335 --> 00:16:44,837
- Frankie was somewhere else.
- He hasn't heard
405
00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:47,106
- from his girlfriends, my guy.
- Girlfriends?
406
00:16:47,106 --> 00:16:49,308
Goody and Dolo have had
their heads in mitt all day.
407
00:16:49,308 --> 00:16:50,376
Michaels is still
acting weird.
408
00:16:50,376 --> 00:16:52,111
(both): Goalies
are always weird.
409
00:16:52,111 --> 00:16:53,412
And what is with the Jims?
410
00:16:53,412 --> 00:16:54,747
Well, they didn't
set the tone.
411
00:16:54,747 --> 00:16:56,715
Have you ever heard
of Reach For The Top?
412
00:16:56,715 --> 00:16:58,050
Sanguinet, did you threaten
413
00:16:58,050 --> 00:16:59,418
to cut Fish if he didn't score?
414
00:16:59,418 --> 00:17:01,820
- Who ratted?
- It wasn't a threat.
415
00:17:01,820 --> 00:17:03,389
Sanguinet...
416
00:17:03,389 --> 00:17:05,257
- Is that true?
- You surprised?
417
00:17:05,257 --> 00:17:06,458
Well, didn't see him
complainin'
418
00:17:06,458 --> 00:17:07,793
when his teammates
were mobbin' him.
419
00:17:07,793 --> 00:17:09,495
- That's over the top.
- Didn't see him complainin'
420
00:17:09,495 --> 00:17:10,696
when the fans
were cheerin' his name.
421
00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:12,231
- Don't do that again.
- Won't see him
422
00:17:12,231 --> 00:17:14,700
complainin' when he's gettin'
his dink sucked later tonight.
423
00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:17,603
Or maybe I will. Fuck it,
I'll watch if he wants me to.
424
00:17:17,603 --> 00:17:19,438
You have multiple fires
to put out, Shoresy.
425
00:17:19,438 --> 00:17:21,340
Which one are you gonna
start with first?
426
00:17:21,340 --> 00:17:22,441
- Yeah, so--
- Never mind,
427
00:17:22,441 --> 00:17:24,576
I don't care. But start now.
428
00:17:24,576 --> 00:17:26,945
- Oh, my God!
- Go!
429
00:17:26,945 --> 00:17:28,747
So dumb.
430
00:17:29,815 --> 00:17:32,384
- Sanguinet, eh?
- Man's a killer now.
431
00:17:32,384 --> 00:17:34,453
I used to not like it
when he was like that.
432
00:17:34,453 --> 00:17:36,789
- Like what?
- Shoresy.
433
00:17:36,789 --> 00:17:38,757
You don't want him
anything like Shoresy.
434
00:17:38,757 --> 00:17:42,094
I gotta say,
he's settling into it, though.
435
00:17:42,094 --> 00:17:44,730
- Loves to win.
- Hates to lose.
436
00:17:45,330 --> 00:17:46,832
Bulldog hockey, baby.
437
00:17:46,832 --> 00:17:48,167
- Mm-hmm.
- Mm-hmm.
438
00:17:48,167 --> 00:17:50,169
- (knocking)
- Hi.
439
00:17:52,204 --> 00:17:54,640
Couldn't find the arena guy.
Do you mind if I step in?
440
00:17:55,774 --> 00:17:57,042
Unfortunately, you got
a problem with all three
441
00:17:57,042 --> 00:17:58,710
shower heads in the visitors'
locker room.
442
00:17:58,710 --> 00:18:00,512
They're almost completely
blocked and they're leakin'
443
00:18:00,512 --> 00:18:01,713
where the heads meet the hose.
444
00:18:01,713 --> 00:18:02,948
What are you,
a fuckin' plumber?
445
00:18:02,948 --> 00:18:04,349
Yeah. Always wanted
to learn a trade.
446
00:18:04,349 --> 00:18:05,818
Better late than never.
447
00:18:05,818 --> 00:18:07,820
I got caught workin' late today.
Ended up takin' my truck
448
00:18:07,820 --> 00:18:10,689
to the game. Luckily,
I had some Teflon tape in there
449
00:18:10,689 --> 00:18:12,958
and I fixed the seals
where the heads meet the hose.
450
00:18:12,958 --> 00:18:15,828
But as for the heads themselves,
do you have any CLR?
451
00:18:17,196 --> 00:18:19,064
'K, great. Have your arena guy
run 'em through that
452
00:18:19,064 --> 00:18:21,366
for a couple minutes.
They'll be as good as new.
453
00:18:22,167 --> 00:18:24,703
And that's not to imply you
couldn't do this all yourself,
454
00:18:24,703 --> 00:18:26,538
I just figured you'd be
pretty busy
455
00:18:26,538 --> 00:18:28,107
running the best team
in the league and all.
456
00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:29,441
Soon to be the best team ever.
457
00:18:29,441 --> 00:18:31,977
Right. Goodnight.
458
00:18:35,681 --> 00:18:36,882
What a fuckin' nerd.
459
00:18:36,882 --> 00:18:38,550
That guy played
a thousand games in the show.
460
00:18:38,550 --> 00:18:39,885
Now he's in the NOSHO.
461
00:18:39,885 --> 00:18:41,587
That guy played with
first-ballot Hall of Famers.
462
00:18:41,587 --> 00:18:44,289
- Now he's a plumber.
- Everybody needs a plumber.
463
00:18:44,289 --> 00:18:46,425
What a fuckin' nerd.
464
00:18:46,425 --> 00:18:47,826
Nat.
465
00:18:47,826 --> 00:18:49,628
Dude, your knees are shaking.
466
00:18:49,628 --> 00:18:51,296
Holy shit woman,
you're fired up.
467
00:18:51,296 --> 00:18:54,433
I don't think
I've ever seen this.
468
00:18:54,433 --> 00:18:55,767
Uh-uh.
469
00:18:55,767 --> 00:18:57,269
(Miig): You don't date
sluts, remember?
470
00:18:57,269 --> 00:18:59,905
(Ziig): Yeah, you just
take them down.
471
00:18:59,905 --> 00:19:01,173
Uh-huh.
472
00:19:01,940 --> 00:19:03,041
(Miig): So...
473
00:19:04,610 --> 00:19:06,345
I'm gonna fuck that slut.
474
00:19:06,345 --> 00:19:08,847
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