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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:14,848 --> 00:00:18,385 ♪ Oh Canada ♪ 2 00:00:18,451 --> 00:00:22,756 ♪ Our home and native land ♪ 3 00:00:22,822 --> 00:00:26,459 ♪ True patriot love ♪ 4 00:00:26,526 --> 00:00:30,163 ♪ In all thy son's command ♪ 5 00:00:30,230 --> 00:00:35,368 ♪ Car ton bras Sait porter l'épée ♪ 6 00:00:35,435 --> 00:00:39,572 ♪ Il sait porter la croix ♪ 7 00:00:39,639 --> 00:00:44,377 ♪ Ton histoire est une épopée ♪ 8 00:00:44,444 --> 00:00:48,848 ♪ Des plus brillants exploits ♪ 9 00:00:48,915 --> 00:00:53,253 ♪ God keep our land ♪ 10 00:00:53,319 --> 00:00:57,457 ♪ Glorious and free ♪ 11 00:00:57,524 --> 00:01:00,527 ♪ Oh Canada ♪ 12 00:01:00,593 --> 00:01:06,366 ♪ We stand on guard for thee ♪ 13 00:01:06,433 --> 00:01:08,835 ♪ Oh Canada ♪ 14 00:01:08,902 --> 00:01:14,507 ♪ We stand on guard for thee ♪ 15 00:01:16,176 --> 00:01:19,045 You take my lane one time tonight, Apeldoorn, 16 00:01:19,112 --> 00:01:21,514 and I'll take your entire fuckin' top row! 17 00:01:30,857 --> 00:01:32,525 What do you mean, you don't know how? 18 00:01:32,592 --> 00:01:33,827 - I just-- - Huh? 19 00:01:33,893 --> 00:01:35,829 - I just don't. - It's not as if it's fucking 20 00:01:35,895 --> 00:01:37,664 quantum teleportation. - I know. 21 00:01:37,730 --> 00:01:38,798 It's coaching senior hockey, 22 00:01:38,865 --> 00:01:40,467 it's not fucking crypto currency. 23 00:01:40,533 --> 00:01:43,236 I can do it, my dude. I'm just saying I've never done it before. 24 00:01:43,303 --> 00:01:46,106 Well, anyone can do it, it's not fuckin' round-a-bouts. 25 00:01:46,172 --> 00:01:49,509 Well, look, the Sudbury Raspberry Rottweilers. 26 00:01:49,576 --> 00:01:51,878 - Pamski! - Ugh, put your jibs in 27 00:01:51,945 --> 00:01:53,480 and have some fucking self-respect. 28 00:01:53,546 --> 00:01:55,181 And if you leave that spitter on the table again 29 00:01:55,248 --> 00:01:57,183 I'll give you another fucking gap, I swear to God. 30 00:01:57,250 --> 00:02:00,653 - Wham, bam, thank you Pam. - Fucking gross, dude. 31 00:02:01,354 --> 00:02:04,023 - Can you help me coach? - Shut the fuck up, Sanguinet. 32 00:02:04,090 --> 00:02:06,559 You can't tell your coach to shut the fuck up. 33 00:02:07,760 --> 00:02:09,729 Do I look like Ken Hitchcock? - No. 34 00:02:09,796 --> 00:02:12,298 Just... help me out for the first game. 35 00:02:12,365 --> 00:02:14,067 What do I look like, Reggie Dunlop? 36 00:02:14,134 --> 00:02:15,502 - A bit. - Just don't do 37 00:02:15,568 --> 00:02:17,537 what Michaels did. - Michaels didn't do much. 38 00:02:17,604 --> 00:02:20,106 - Exactly. He's useless. - I don't wanna yell at anybody. 39 00:02:20,173 --> 00:02:22,442 Well, how are you gonna get 'em to do what you want? 40 00:02:22,509 --> 00:02:23,977 - Well, I just-- - Huh?! 41 00:02:24,043 --> 00:02:26,613 - I don't want to be a bully. - It's not fucking bullying. 42 00:02:26,679 --> 00:02:28,581 Everybody's so soft. It's tough love. 43 00:02:28,648 --> 00:02:30,717 - What's the difference? - Alright, we're teammates. 44 00:02:30,783 --> 00:02:31,918 We're brothers. - Yeah. 45 00:02:31,985 --> 00:02:33,419 - I'd go to the wall for you. - Yeah. 46 00:02:33,486 --> 00:02:35,221 - Are you my brother? - You're my brother. 47 00:02:35,288 --> 00:02:36,956 Would you go to the wall for me? 48 00:02:37,023 --> 00:02:39,058 - I'll go to the wall. - Then you're allowed to call me 49 00:02:39,125 --> 00:02:40,660 a fucking useless cunt on your way there. 50 00:02:40,727 --> 00:02:42,395 - Yeah?! - Hell yeah. Fuck yeah. 51 00:02:42,462 --> 00:02:44,831 Help me out, my man, just for the first game. 52 00:02:44,898 --> 00:02:47,133 Fuck around. Alright, you get one. 53 00:02:47,200 --> 00:02:49,802 I'll show you how it's done but then you're on your own. 54 00:02:49,869 --> 00:02:51,104 Thank you, Shoresy. 55 00:02:51,171 --> 00:02:53,006 And you're calling the line-up. 56 00:02:55,375 --> 00:03:00,046 Whoa! Sanguinet! 57 00:03:01,514 --> 00:03:03,950 All hands for leisure suit Sanger-la. 58 00:03:04,017 --> 00:03:05,752 Timmins Timber Kings, boys. 59 00:03:05,818 --> 00:03:07,220 Game fuckin' one. Goody, you ready? 60 00:03:07,287 --> 00:03:09,856 - Ready, Gatsby. - Good! 'Cause you're going. 61 00:03:09,923 --> 00:03:11,891 Dolo, you ready? 62 00:03:12,592 --> 00:03:14,594 Good, 'cause you're going! 63 00:03:14,661 --> 00:03:17,397 - Hitch, you ready? - Let's get on the go, b'ys! 64 00:03:17,463 --> 00:03:19,699 Good, you're going! 65 00:03:19,766 --> 00:03:21,568 JJ, Frankie JJ, you ready? 66 00:03:21,634 --> 00:03:23,069 What? 67 00:03:24,037 --> 00:03:26,172 Good, 'cause you're going. 68 00:03:26,239 --> 00:03:27,807 Greet the fucking day, bud. 69 00:03:27,874 --> 00:03:29,409 Somebody get this guy a fucking Jolt-Cola. 70 00:03:29,475 --> 00:03:30,777 Shoresy, you ready? 71 00:03:30,843 --> 00:03:32,245 Give your balls a tug, tit-fucker? 72 00:03:32,312 --> 00:03:34,380 You're going. 73 00:03:34,447 --> 00:03:36,549 I'll hand over the floor to Shoresy. 74 00:03:38,051 --> 00:03:40,787 Well, that was fucking graceful, Sanguinet. 75 00:03:41,721 --> 00:03:45,959 Yeah, so, we've got some good fuckin' players now, so we'll run 'em up. 76 00:03:46,025 --> 00:03:47,860 And we got three Ojibwe Jims, 77 00:03:47,927 --> 00:03:49,395 so we'll fill 'em in, eh, Sanguinet? 78 00:03:49,462 --> 00:03:51,998 Run 'em up and fill 'em in. That's new Bulldogs hockey. 79 00:03:52,065 --> 00:03:54,334 Now, get out of the fucking way. 80 00:03:54,400 --> 00:03:58,371 The rest of ya. You, you, you, you the most, 81 00:03:58,438 --> 00:04:02,609 you, you the second most, and you. You're useless. 82 00:04:02,675 --> 00:04:06,279 Actually, it's you the most, and you the second most. 83 00:04:06,346 --> 00:04:09,415 You're young, dumb, and mostly all ugly. 84 00:04:09,482 --> 00:04:11,417 Like Fish, I would think you're ugly, 85 00:04:11,484 --> 00:04:14,621 but I saw you on a date with Samantha McMeegan at Respect is Burning, 86 00:04:14,687 --> 00:04:16,222 so you mustn't be. 87 00:04:16,623 --> 00:04:18,157 Tendy! - Shoresy! 88 00:04:18,224 --> 00:04:20,526 You're the worst player on our team. Great in the room, 89 00:04:20,593 --> 00:04:24,230 but you're the worst player on our team. And your mom's a fucking dog. 90 00:04:24,297 --> 00:04:29,002 Yeah, laugh it up, Sumerfeld. Everyone knows what we call your mom. Sanguinet? 91 00:04:29,068 --> 00:04:31,070 I'm not saying it. - Sumofeld. 92 00:04:31,804 --> 00:04:36,843 So, because we're so good, OK? 93 00:04:36,909 --> 00:04:39,946 And he's so bad, mm-hmm, 94 00:04:40,013 --> 00:04:44,017 you serve us. 95 00:04:44,083 --> 00:04:45,418 Got it? - How? 96 00:04:45,485 --> 00:04:48,888 Fish, Samantha McMeegan's ass is an all-time ass 97 00:04:48,955 --> 00:04:51,324 in a sea of unreal Sudbury asses, so like, 98 00:04:51,391 --> 00:04:54,060 stick tap on taking her on a date and everything. 99 00:04:54,127 --> 00:04:55,795 But if you interrupt me one more time, 100 00:04:55,862 --> 00:04:58,998 you may as well just call Tendy's dog mom to come pick ya up. 101 00:05:00,233 --> 00:05:04,304 Yeah, so, Timmins got eight Apeldoorns, eh Sanguinet? 102 00:05:04,370 --> 00:05:06,406 If we beat the Apeldoorns, we beat Timmins. 103 00:05:06,472 --> 00:05:08,241 And we're beating fucking Timmers. 104 00:05:08,308 --> 00:05:10,176 So, if you see an Apeldoorn, 105 00:05:10,243 --> 00:05:11,477 you put a fuckin' shoulder in 'em. 106 00:05:11,544 --> 00:05:13,246 Let 'em know you're out there, by's. 107 00:05:13,313 --> 00:05:15,915 You gotta let 'em know. - But stay out of the box. 108 00:05:15,982 --> 00:05:18,184 Fucking loser. Fish. 109 00:05:18,251 --> 00:05:19,886 The Apeldoorns are super tough. 110 00:05:19,952 --> 00:05:21,788 - Introduce yourselves. - Jim. 111 00:05:21,854 --> 00:05:23,923 - Jim. - My name's also Jim. 112 00:05:23,990 --> 00:05:25,191 - Problem solved. - Thanks, Jims. 113 00:05:25,258 --> 00:05:27,860 Now, as far as serving the tendy goes, 114 00:05:27,927 --> 00:05:30,530 if they're shooting, you're getting your body in front of it. 115 00:05:30,596 --> 00:05:33,132 Everybody blocking shots. All you useless guys, 116 00:05:33,199 --> 00:05:35,635 blocking shots, bugging Apeldoorns, 117 00:05:35,702 --> 00:05:37,603 now everybody knows their role, eh Sanguinet? 118 00:05:37,670 --> 00:05:40,540 Everyone knows their role. Everyone does their job. 119 00:05:40,606 --> 00:05:44,544 Yeah, so... who wants to set the tone, boys? 120 00:05:44,610 --> 00:05:46,546 Who's gonna fuckin' set it? 121 00:05:46,612 --> 00:05:48,748 You could hear a bat queef in here, gents. 122 00:05:48,815 --> 00:05:52,118 - So much for bums in seats. - Gotta start somewhere. 123 00:05:52,185 --> 00:05:53,519 We started 20 games ago. 124 00:05:53,586 --> 00:05:55,688 Sanger in that suit, what's up? 125 00:05:55,755 --> 00:05:58,691 Sure glad we keep the season ticket holder section roped off. 126 00:05:58,758 --> 00:06:01,527 You got some calls to return there, Nat. 127 00:06:01,594 --> 00:06:03,029 What do they want now? 128 00:06:03,096 --> 00:06:04,731 Still their money back. 129 00:07:55,408 --> 00:07:57,276 I'm definitely posting this when I get home. 130 00:07:57,343 --> 00:07:59,212 Bet she does a hundo views overnight. 131 00:07:59,278 --> 00:08:01,147 Shut up, you fucking nerd. 132 00:08:01,848 --> 00:08:03,983 Real nice tilly, Dolo, way to set the tone. 133 00:08:04,050 --> 00:08:06,686 Holy fuck, then what happened, eh Tendy? 134 00:08:06,752 --> 00:08:09,088 See? You can do it! At the rate you're going, 135 00:08:09,155 --> 00:08:11,257 we're gonna have to score fucking 10 to win. 136 00:08:13,326 --> 00:08:14,827 What, Frankie? 137 00:08:14,894 --> 00:08:16,629 Holy fuck, get that guy 138 00:08:16,696 --> 00:08:18,631 some fucking smoked meat amphetamines. 139 00:08:18,698 --> 00:08:20,533 You ever had Portuguese chicken? 140 00:08:20,600 --> 00:08:23,402 Run 'em up, fill 'em in, boys, here come the Jims! 141 00:08:23,469 --> 00:08:25,137 Don't slow down on the body, by's. 142 00:08:25,204 --> 00:08:26,372 Go straight to where they're to. 143 00:08:26,439 --> 00:08:27,940 Frankie, shoot the puck! 144 00:09:15,354 --> 00:09:17,657 - Nice work, Jims. - Hey, Shoresy! 145 00:09:17,723 --> 00:09:19,492 After the draw here, give me one. 146 00:09:19,559 --> 00:09:21,627 Suck my dick, you fucking horse whisperer. 147 00:09:21,694 --> 00:09:23,663 - Gimme one! - You're the dumbest, ugliest, 148 00:09:23,729 --> 00:09:27,066 most insignificant Apeldoorn. You're fucking applesauce. 149 00:09:27,133 --> 00:09:28,601 Not even your brothers like you. 150 00:09:28,668 --> 00:09:30,503 You fucking come anywhere near me, Apeldoorn, 151 00:09:30,570 --> 00:09:31,938 I'll stick you right in the face-- 152 00:09:32,004 --> 00:09:33,606 - Let's fucking go then! - Right in the teeth, 153 00:09:33,673 --> 00:09:35,174 you Dutch inbred fuck. - Come on, you pussy! 154 00:09:35,241 --> 00:09:36,809 I'll break your teeth off at the gums, 155 00:09:36,876 --> 00:09:38,044 you fucking garlic eater. 156 00:09:40,379 --> 00:09:43,215 Shoulda had a couple of those, Tendy. Holy. 157 00:09:43,282 --> 00:09:45,651 - Sanger's suits unreal, eh? - Knows, Goody. 158 00:09:46,419 --> 00:09:47,553 Suit's unbelievable. 159 00:09:47,620 --> 00:09:49,622 - B'y, she's fine menswear. - Phenomenal. 160 00:09:49,689 --> 00:09:51,724 Thought you'd have a half dozen by now, Frankie. 161 00:09:51,791 --> 00:09:54,026 What's it gonna take, a McCain Deep and Delicious? 162 00:09:56,128 --> 00:09:58,664 - Huh? - I'll buy you fifty Deep and Deliciouses. 163 00:09:58,731 --> 00:10:00,900 I'll buy you DQ for a fucking month. 164 00:10:00,967 --> 00:10:03,269 How about a Dilly Bar in your belly, buddy? 165 00:10:03,336 --> 00:10:05,671 - We're gonna lose. - We can't lose. 166 00:10:05,738 --> 00:10:08,741 - If we lose... - We're not fucking losing! 167 00:10:15,381 --> 00:10:19,785 Yo, Sanguinet in that suit, what is up? 168 00:10:19,852 --> 00:10:21,354 You, apparently. 169 00:10:21,420 --> 00:10:23,556 Miig, if you fuck that slut, you better-- 170 00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:25,291 Keep your head up, Apeldoorn! 171 00:10:30,296 --> 00:10:33,933 Hey, hope the stretcher's built for Dutchmen, you big galoot! 172 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:36,335 - Fuck off, Shoresy! - What are you gonna fucking do? 173 00:10:36,402 --> 00:10:38,471 What are you gonna do, Apeldoorn? 174 00:10:48,014 --> 00:10:50,816 - Someone call his Oma and Opa-- - Shut the fuck up! 175 00:10:50,883 --> 00:10:52,852 You're not gonna do anything. You're not gonna do 176 00:10:52,918 --> 00:10:56,822 fucking anything, Apeldoorn. Frankie, shoot the fucking puck! 177 00:11:32,191 --> 00:11:33,359 Sanger, call it. 178 00:11:33,426 --> 00:11:34,727 Nichol, time out! 179 00:11:34,794 --> 00:11:36,529 Goody, JJ, Dolo, and Hitch. 180 00:11:36,595 --> 00:11:38,364 Shoresy, Goody, JJ, Dolo, Hitch. 181 00:11:38,431 --> 00:11:40,299 Fish, get the fuck out of the way. 182 00:11:40,900 --> 00:11:44,503 Alright, boys, we're not losing to a team who got their buckets 183 00:11:44,570 --> 00:11:47,606 at fucking Giant Tiger. Now, their D have been pinching all night. 184 00:11:47,673 --> 00:11:49,308 What we're gonna do is we're gonna hit 'em 185 00:11:49,375 --> 00:11:50,943 with the beer league special, OK? 186 00:11:51,010 --> 00:11:52,912 So JJ, once that puck fucking drops, 187 00:11:52,978 --> 00:11:55,114 I want you to B-line it straight up to centre pass through D. 188 00:11:55,181 --> 00:11:57,516 Dolo, I'm gonna wing it back to you, you flick it over 189 00:11:57,583 --> 00:11:59,785 everybody's heads, JJ skates into it. 190 00:12:00,820 --> 00:12:02,588 - Good idea. - Well, it's the best fucking 191 00:12:02,655 --> 00:12:04,557 idea I ever heard in my life. - Settle down. 192 00:12:04,623 --> 00:12:07,460 JJ, wake up! When that puck fucking drops, 193 00:12:07,526 --> 00:12:10,329 you go straight north, OK? Nord, fast. 194 00:12:10,396 --> 00:12:11,797 Fucking wreck 'em all. 195 00:12:11,864 --> 00:12:12,832 Let's fucking get one, boys. 196 00:12:12,898 --> 00:12:14,266 Here we go, boys, here we go! 197 00:12:21,540 --> 00:12:23,943 I fucking warned you good and early, Apeldoorn, 198 00:12:24,009 --> 00:12:25,811 if you don't behave yourself, I'm coming. 199 00:12:25,878 --> 00:12:27,513 You're a fucking pussy, Shoresy. 200 00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:28,681 As soon as this puck drops, 201 00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:30,516 I'm coming for your entire fucking top row. 202 00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:31,884 - Fuck off! - I'm not kiddin'. 203 00:12:31,951 --> 00:12:33,819 I don't want this drawn on, I'm gonna cross check you 204 00:12:33,886 --> 00:12:35,387 right in the jibs, you fucking poor producer. 205 00:12:35,454 --> 00:12:37,323 - Have at it, bud. - Yeah. 206 00:12:37,389 --> 00:12:40,059 You're gonna have Bauer stamped on your fucking bicuspids. 207 00:12:40,126 --> 00:12:42,094 Hope you're ready. 208 00:13:27,573 --> 00:13:31,110 M... V... P time, Sanger, 209 00:13:31,177 --> 00:13:33,412 who gets the game stick, buddy, who gets to get it? 210 00:13:33,479 --> 00:13:34,980 Well, tonight's game stick goes to Hud-- 211 00:13:35,047 --> 00:13:36,749 - Huh? - Tonight's game stick goes 212 00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:40,352 to Hudson, Quebec's very own, my dude, JJ Frankie JJ, yes! 213 00:13:42,388 --> 00:13:45,224 Congratulations, buddy, have some fucking diabetes. 214 00:13:45,291 --> 00:13:46,559 Hey, Jim. - Yeah. 215 00:13:46,625 --> 00:13:48,027 - Great tilly, Jim. - Thanks, bro. 216 00:13:48,093 --> 00:13:49,261 - Jim. - Thanks, buddy. 217 00:13:49,328 --> 00:13:50,362 - Jim. - Really appreciate that, 218 00:13:50,429 --> 00:13:51,397 Shoresy. Means a lot. 219 00:13:51,463 --> 00:13:52,765 Jims are such fucking beauties. 220 00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:54,567 Aren't they fucking beauties? 221 00:13:54,633 --> 00:13:55,901 They're the best. 222 00:13:58,003 --> 00:13:59,972 Oh, it's a Costco pack. So... 223 00:14:03,175 --> 00:14:04,944 Yeah, like, there's beaucoup de sticks. 224 00:14:05,010 --> 00:14:08,247 - Sticks are unbelievable. - I'm gut-founded, b'ys. 225 00:14:08,314 --> 00:14:10,049 What are ya thinking, Dolo? 226 00:14:12,718 --> 00:14:15,321 Well, there's actually the perfect amount of sticks. 227 00:14:15,387 --> 00:14:16,856 - Oh, for me too? - Shut the-- 228 00:14:16,922 --> 00:14:17,923 You bet. 229 00:14:17,990 --> 00:14:20,492 - Well, let's fire up a stick. - Wait, no, hol-- 230 00:14:20,559 --> 00:14:23,629 Like, but doesn't that kind of defeat the purpose of the game stick? 231 00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:25,164 - Settle down. - It don't have to. 232 00:14:25,231 --> 00:14:27,032 - Then how would it not? - Because, the winner 233 00:14:27,099 --> 00:14:28,667 of the game stick gets his stick first. 234 00:14:28,734 --> 00:14:30,236 But then everyone gets a game stick. 235 00:14:30,302 --> 00:14:32,438 - Phenomenal. - Yeah but, like, 236 00:14:32,504 --> 00:14:33,939 we'd still make a little thing of it. 237 00:14:34,006 --> 00:14:35,841 No, right? Like, you know, first off, 238 00:14:35,908 --> 00:14:38,878 so and so gets the game stick, and then-- 239 00:14:38,944 --> 00:14:40,446 - What do you mean? - Well, like, first off, 240 00:14:40,512 --> 00:14:44,016 blank gets the game stick. - Well, if he wants I suppose. 241 00:14:46,685 --> 00:14:48,888 OK, so, OK, so... 242 00:14:48,954 --> 00:14:51,891 the game stick's awarded, OK. 243 00:14:52,658 --> 00:14:54,927 That guy gets his stick first. 244 00:14:54,994 --> 00:14:56,395 Mm-hmm. 245 00:14:56,462 --> 00:14:59,131 And then everyone else gets their stick? 246 00:14:59,198 --> 00:15:00,599 Unbelievable. 247 00:15:00,666 --> 00:15:02,234 - I don't know. - Maybe ask the Jims. 248 00:15:02,301 --> 00:15:04,136 That's a good idea. What do you think, Jim? 249 00:15:04,203 --> 00:15:05,371 - Yeah. - Jim? 250 00:15:05,437 --> 00:15:06,472 - Yes. - Jim? 251 00:15:06,538 --> 00:15:07,907 I'm actually lactose intolerant, 252 00:15:07,973 --> 00:15:09,875 but I'll power through it. - Thanks, Jims. 253 00:15:09,942 --> 00:15:12,144 So, we're all just eating sticks after Ws? 254 00:15:12,211 --> 00:15:15,147 - 'Till we're stogged, me son. - Sounds like a great idea. 255 00:15:15,214 --> 00:15:17,683 That's the best fucking idea I've ever heard in my life. 256 00:15:18,684 --> 00:15:19,585 Here we go. 257 00:15:31,697 --> 00:15:34,633 It's back-to-backers for the big Quebecker. 258 00:15:35,501 --> 00:15:36,635 Hey, did yous call your parents? 259 00:15:36,702 --> 00:15:38,070 - Fuck. - Fuck. 260 00:15:40,306 --> 00:15:43,008 Come on. What, do you want them to fucking hate ya? 261 00:15:43,075 --> 00:15:44,810 Holy! 262 00:15:46,211 --> 00:15:47,880 Hey Goody, if you're from down south, 263 00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:50,149 is your old man a Leafs fan, or...? 264 00:15:50,215 --> 00:15:51,216 - W! - W. 265 00:15:51,283 --> 00:15:52,818 Hopefully, the Soo were paying attention. 266 00:15:52,885 --> 00:15:54,219 Maybe they'll only pump us 18 next time. 267 00:15:54,286 --> 00:15:56,288 - The Soo are so fucking good. - Tendy should've had 268 00:15:56,355 --> 00:15:57,489 a couple of those. - I know! 269 00:15:57,556 --> 00:15:59,291 I know! I know. 270 00:15:59,692 --> 00:16:01,193 I'm not playing another game 271 00:16:01,260 --> 00:16:03,162 with Shoresy bitching to the boys about it. 272 00:16:03,228 --> 00:16:05,464 Us too, Nat. It's nice to win and everything, 273 00:16:05,531 --> 00:16:06,665 but not with Shoresy at the helm. 274 00:16:06,732 --> 00:16:08,500 Shoresy's not at the helm. 275 00:16:08,567 --> 00:16:09,668 I'm running the ship. 276 00:16:09,735 --> 00:16:11,303 On paper. 277 00:16:11,370 --> 00:16:12,438 What the fuck, Sanguinet? 278 00:16:12,504 --> 00:16:15,507 I asked Shoresy to help me ease in. That's on me. 279 00:16:15,574 --> 00:16:16,875 But this is my show now. 280 00:16:16,942 --> 00:16:18,978 I don't know, Sanger. 281 00:16:19,044 --> 00:16:20,879 It's either me or Shoresy. 282 00:16:23,115 --> 00:16:24,817 Fuck it. I quit. 283 00:16:24,883 --> 00:16:27,353 Then go, you fucking piece of shit. 284 00:16:27,419 --> 00:16:28,787 Go cry in your car! 285 00:16:28,854 --> 00:16:30,990 I'll find you a fucking ball hockey team 286 00:16:31,056 --> 00:16:33,659 for you to let 20 goals in a game, you fucking piece of shit! 287 00:16:33,726 --> 00:16:35,561 You fucking suck! - This is my show now. 288 00:16:35,627 --> 00:16:36,862 I'll keep Shoresy between the lines. 289 00:16:36,929 --> 00:16:38,731 - Oh yeah? - Yeah, it'll be different. 290 00:16:38,797 --> 00:16:40,532 - Are you sure? - How many times you want him 291 00:16:40,599 --> 00:16:42,101 to fucking say it, Fish? 292 00:16:47,072 --> 00:16:49,842 Are you coming or going, boys? 293 00:16:50,576 --> 00:16:52,244 Let's get another W. 294 00:17:01,887 --> 00:17:03,422 What are you doin' now? 295 00:17:03,489 --> 00:17:04,723 Coulson, you? 296 00:17:04,790 --> 00:17:07,493 Going to the fucking Coulson. Let's go, boys. 297 00:17:09,161 --> 00:17:10,829 Fuck me! 298 00:17:13,632 --> 00:17:14,900 What's up? 299 00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:18,003 Call the Coulson, open up a tab for Sanger. 300 00:17:18,070 --> 00:17:20,205 Open one up at Peppe too, the boys'll be hungry. 301 00:17:20,272 --> 00:17:22,541 - Where are you going? - To get us a tender. 302 00:17:30,015 --> 00:17:32,718 Aw, the Sudbury Papaya Poodles. As I live and breathe. 303 00:17:32,785 --> 00:17:35,954 Yeah, somebody probably already told you, but we just dusted Timmins. 304 00:17:36,021 --> 00:17:37,956 - Nope. - Yeah, the Sudbury Bulldogs 305 00:17:38,023 --> 00:17:39,958 just dusted Timmers. - I don't care. 306 00:17:40,025 --> 00:17:41,960 - Got a dip? - You guys like paninis? 307 00:17:42,027 --> 00:17:44,363 - Oh yeah, the boys love panini. - Paninis are unbelievable. 308 00:17:44,430 --> 00:17:47,533 - Alright, menu's on the wall. - That's a lot of paninis. 309 00:17:47,599 --> 00:17:49,134 They got a ton of paninis here. 310 00:17:50,202 --> 00:17:51,136 Good cuisine. 311 00:17:51,203 --> 00:17:52,604 Do you have any chicken fingers? 312 00:17:52,671 --> 00:17:54,873 - Like, for your little brother? - No. 313 00:17:54,940 --> 00:17:56,909 - We don't have chicken fingers. - Chicken tenders? 314 00:17:56,975 --> 00:17:58,477 - Goody loves chicken. - No! 315 00:17:58,544 --> 00:18:00,646 - Chicken strips? - Look, if you want pub food, 316 00:18:00,712 --> 00:18:03,082 you go around the corner to the Dog House, best wings in town. 317 00:18:03,148 --> 00:18:05,684 - They got popcorn chicken? - Who is this kid? 318 00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:08,020 How's the Pitter-Patter panini, b'ys? 319 00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:10,722 I'd have one every day of the week if the price was right. 320 00:18:10,789 --> 00:18:12,191 Fuck you, Shoresy. 321 00:18:14,560 --> 00:18:18,530 Five Pitter-Patters for the Sudbury Cantaloupe Cockapoos. 322 00:18:31,176 --> 00:18:34,913 - Jesus, where ya' longs to? - Who is that? 323 00:18:35,747 --> 00:18:37,216 Who? 324 00:18:43,789 --> 00:18:45,190 By's, who knit her? 325 00:18:45,257 --> 00:18:46,925 You like chicken brochette? 326 00:18:49,828 --> 00:18:52,397 Sanger, Shoresy, Goody, Dolo and Hitch. 327 00:18:52,464 --> 00:18:55,234 And it's kind of funny with Hitch, 'cause his full name is Ted Hitchcock. 328 00:18:55,300 --> 00:18:58,370 But if you say it real fast, it sounds like ten-inch cock. 329 00:18:59,872 --> 00:19:01,573 Yeah. And this is Pam. 330 00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:04,977 Huh. Laurence Leboeuf? Fuckin' A. 331 00:19:05,043 --> 00:19:07,146 Pam, can you fix me a Martoonie please? 332 00:19:07,212 --> 00:19:09,748 Put your jibs in. Have some fuckin' self-respect. 333 00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:11,383 Laurence Leboeuf is here. 334 00:19:12,518 --> 00:19:16,288 Hey, don't you think Frankie looks like Yukon Cornelius? 335 00:19:20,459 --> 00:19:21,326 Really? 336 00:19:25,531 --> 00:19:26,498 Really? 337 00:19:30,135 --> 00:19:32,004 - Yeah, I know. - Mm-hmm. That's good you know. 338 00:19:32,070 --> 00:19:35,140 That's like, Frankie never forgets a toaster strudel. 339 00:19:35,207 --> 00:19:37,042 Never seen anything like it. 340 00:19:42,548 --> 00:19:44,716 - The pride of Quebec? - The pride of Quebec! 341 00:19:44,783 --> 00:19:47,553 Well, I hate to be the one to tell you, but did you know 342 00:19:47,619 --> 00:19:50,222 that the pride of Quebec can hammer a quatre-vingt-quinze 343 00:19:50,289 --> 00:19:51,690 pack of mini-chocolate bars 344 00:19:51,757 --> 00:19:53,225 in one episode of Cold Water Cowboys? 345 00:19:53,292 --> 00:19:55,394 - Oh, fuck you. - Hey, you ever seen a grown man 346 00:19:55,460 --> 00:19:57,930 dip pizza bread in Dunk-a-Roos frosting? 347 00:20:05,637 --> 00:20:07,539 Oh, the girls? Oh, they might. 348 00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:09,541 I prefer women. 349 00:20:10,008 --> 00:20:13,245 You ever had bacon-wrapped water chestnuts? 350 00:20:15,914 --> 00:20:17,316 Mark? 351 00:20:20,385 --> 00:20:21,687 Michaels? 352 00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:25,457 Nat! 353 00:20:26,191 --> 00:20:27,759 Your front door was open. 354 00:20:27,826 --> 00:20:29,361 Oh yeah, leave it open. 355 00:20:29,761 --> 00:20:31,730 - Why? - Well, just in case 356 00:20:31,797 --> 00:20:34,666 anyone wants to hang out. I even, I wrote a little note in the laundry room too, 357 00:20:34,733 --> 00:20:36,835 if anyone wants to hang out, I got beers and stuff. 358 00:20:37,369 --> 00:20:39,404 - Change your number? - My phone number? 359 00:20:39,471 --> 00:20:40,739 Your mambo number 5. 360 00:20:40,806 --> 00:20:42,241 I don't have a phone. 361 00:20:42,307 --> 00:20:44,142 You used to have a phone. 362 00:20:44,910 --> 00:20:47,713 - I sold it. - Why? 363 00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:56,655 What happened to all the money I paid you? 364 00:20:56,722 --> 00:20:58,190 Nat. 365 00:20:59,224 --> 00:21:03,395 You've ever been in love? - Oh my God. Michaels! 366 00:21:03,462 --> 00:21:04,963 With a woman, OK? 367 00:21:05,030 --> 00:21:06,565 You spent it all on her? 368 00:21:06,632 --> 00:21:10,235 No. Well, I mean, yeah. 369 00:21:10,302 --> 00:21:13,605 - On what? - I don't know, like, presents. 370 00:21:14,573 --> 00:21:16,074 Keepsakes. 371 00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:18,110 Student debt. 372 00:21:18,176 --> 00:21:21,046 And then she just left with all of it? 373 00:21:21,113 --> 00:21:22,681 Just answer the question. 374 00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:24,549 Have you ever been in love? 375 00:21:24,616 --> 00:21:28,186 - Goalies are always so weird. - 'Cause I have. 376 00:21:28,920 --> 00:21:32,090 She didn't love me back. No. 377 00:21:33,358 --> 00:21:35,260 But I'll tell you what she did love. 378 00:21:37,996 --> 00:21:42,301 Giving squeezers off the side of Party Islands in Wasaga Beach. 379 00:21:44,036 --> 00:21:46,538 Nat. - Yup. 380 00:21:47,139 --> 00:21:48,774 What's an aqua dump? 381 00:21:48,840 --> 00:21:51,276 I want you to come back to the team. 382 00:21:51,343 --> 00:21:52,544 What?! 383 00:21:53,178 --> 00:21:55,480 You want me to come back and coach a guy 384 00:21:55,547 --> 00:21:57,282 who gave my sweety a jelly bracelet? 385 00:21:57,349 --> 00:21:58,717 - Um-- - You want me to pretend 386 00:21:58,784 --> 00:22:01,019 it's not a big deal that she gave him an old-fashioned?! 387 00:22:01,086 --> 00:22:02,821 Her brothers are super weird but, dude-- 388 00:22:02,888 --> 00:22:05,991 No, no, no! She used to call me dude! 389 00:22:06,058 --> 00:22:07,459 - You've got-- - What's an aqua dump?! 390 00:22:07,526 --> 00:22:09,561 It's taking a dump in a body of water! 391 00:22:09,628 --> 00:22:12,064 So Mercedes gave Sanguinet a hand-made 392 00:22:12,130 --> 00:22:14,933 while Shoresy was taking a dump in the water? Fuck! 393 00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:16,802 - Your-- - You must think I'm in... 394 00:22:16,868 --> 00:22:18,170 Your dick is out! 395 00:22:20,472 --> 00:22:21,473 Oh. 396 00:22:24,609 --> 00:22:26,411 You must think I'm in pretty tough shape 397 00:22:26,478 --> 00:22:29,114 to come back and even consider coaching the... 398 00:22:29,681 --> 00:22:33,585 Didn't you change your name, what are ya? Furbaby Bulldogs? 399 00:22:34,186 --> 00:22:37,923 - I don't want you to coach. - Good. 'Cause I ain't. 400 00:22:37,989 --> 00:22:39,725 I want you to play. 401 00:22:47,632 --> 00:22:48,700 Hm. 402 00:22:50,068 --> 00:22:51,703 Well... 403 00:22:52,838 --> 00:22:54,106 I'm retired. 404 00:22:54,172 --> 00:22:56,108 Look around, Michaels. 405 00:22:56,174 --> 00:22:59,778 You've got nothing going on. Nothing going for you. 406 00:22:59,845 --> 00:23:03,615 Did you know that they used to call me "Never Misses the Mark Michaels?" 407 00:23:03,682 --> 00:23:07,719 If you wanna get back on your feet, it starts with the boys. 408 00:23:07,786 --> 00:23:10,322 And a night at the Coulson. Tip your server. 409 00:23:10,389 --> 00:23:12,090 Well, I do miss those boys. 410 00:23:12,157 --> 00:23:15,060 - And they miss you. - Uh... 411 00:23:15,127 --> 00:23:17,162 Y... One would think. 412 00:23:17,629 --> 00:23:19,498 - Same pay? - No. 413 00:23:24,536 --> 00:23:26,905 Well, then I want an apology from Sanguinet. 414 00:23:26,972 --> 00:23:28,573 - Sure. - And Shoresy. 415 00:23:28,640 --> 00:23:29,808 Shit. 416 00:23:29,875 --> 00:23:31,042 Man to man. 417 00:23:31,109 --> 00:23:33,145 Why do you care what that mutant thinks? 418 00:23:33,211 --> 00:23:35,414 'Cause I run the show, you fucking idiot. 419 00:23:35,480 --> 00:23:37,282 Get in the box, you fucking loser. 420 00:23:37,349 --> 00:23:39,117 Are you fucking serious, Shoresy? 421 00:23:39,184 --> 00:23:41,453 Settle down, Cory, you'll pop a neck zit. 422 00:23:41,520 --> 00:23:43,188 - What a joke. - What a joke, eh? 423 00:23:43,255 --> 00:23:45,524 Says the guy sitting in the box taking his bucket off 424 00:23:45,590 --> 00:23:48,627 every ten seconds to whip his hair around for his broad. 425 00:23:48,693 --> 00:23:52,063 Hey, Liam, who am I? Oh, man, my hair's in my eyes again. 426 00:23:52,130 --> 00:23:53,565 I hate when this happens. 427 00:23:53,632 --> 00:23:56,201 Better take my fucking bucket off again, it's so annoying. 428 00:23:56,268 --> 00:23:59,204 I posted your buddy Dolo's fight and you didn't even say thanks. 429 00:23:59,271 --> 00:24:01,273 - Posted it where? - Community bulletin board, 430 00:24:01,339 --> 00:24:02,674 you dumb fuck, go run and check it. 431 00:24:02,741 --> 00:24:05,177 YouTube. It's almost at 10k views. 432 00:24:05,243 --> 00:24:07,112 You're an idiot for not monetizing that. 433 00:24:07,179 --> 00:24:09,214 Shut up, Cory, you fucking nerd. 434 00:24:09,281 --> 00:24:11,016 Shoresy, if they snipe on this PP, 435 00:24:11,082 --> 00:24:12,851 I'm firing a clappy at your head. 436 00:24:12,918 --> 00:24:15,854 The clappy you fire off the glass 40 times in warm up, Cory? 437 00:24:15,921 --> 00:24:18,089 You got the scouts just buzzing with that muffin. 438 00:24:18,156 --> 00:24:21,860 They're calling you fucking Kyle Connor McDavid Pastrnak. 439 00:24:21,927 --> 00:24:23,295 Fuck you, Shoresy. 440 00:24:23,361 --> 00:24:25,630 Calling you fucking Scott Stevens Stamkos. 441 00:24:25,697 --> 00:24:29,000 Fuck off. Fucking Bobby Ryan Nugent-Hopkins. 442 00:24:29,067 --> 00:24:30,735 Hey, you got a dip? 443 00:24:34,072 --> 00:24:36,908 Season ticket holders? Refunds? 444 00:24:37,576 --> 00:24:39,277 Tell them to fuck off! - Shh! 445 00:24:39,344 --> 00:24:41,213 - They don't want them anymore. - What do they want? 446 00:24:41,279 --> 00:24:43,281 Making sure they still have their seats. 447 00:24:43,348 --> 00:24:45,083 - Fuck off! - Shh! 448 00:24:45,150 --> 00:24:46,151 Bums in seats? 449 00:24:46,218 --> 00:24:48,453 We'll be in at least the dozens. 450 00:24:49,020 --> 00:24:50,455 Nice work, sluts. 451 00:25:06,905 --> 00:25:07,172 Subtitling: difuze 34452

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