Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:00,040 --> 00:00:02,120
Dude, how's this work now?
2
00:00:02,380 --> 00:00:05,480
I mean, you said you got it on this.
It's gonna be perfect.
3
00:00:05,840 --> 00:00:06,758
Like, how's it work?
4
00:00:06,760 --> 00:00:09,340
Dude, we're gonna... You just ask him?
We're just gonna pretend like we're
5
00:00:09,340 --> 00:00:10,219
polling people.
6
00:00:10,220 --> 00:00:12,460
Okay, since it's presidential election.
Yeah. Right.
7
00:00:12,900 --> 00:00:15,160
Dude, we're gonna get hot chicks, dude.
Hi.
8
00:00:15,660 --> 00:00:20,560
Hello. My name's Justin, and I was doing
a poll for Obama 08, and I was
9
00:00:20,560 --> 00:00:22,560
wondering if you were interested in
doing a survey.
10
00:00:23,280 --> 00:00:24,280
You're leaning towards McCain.
11
00:00:24,400 --> 00:00:25,640
Now, why are you doing that?
12
00:00:26,020 --> 00:00:27,680
Um, well, because he's...
13
00:00:30,830 --> 00:00:31,830
Thank you.
14
00:00:32,090 --> 00:00:35,670
Yeah, but, you know, Obama would be able
to fix a lot of things that are wrong
15
00:00:35,670 --> 00:00:41,770
with the country, like the war in Iraq
and the economy. No, no, I'm going to go
16
00:00:41,770 --> 00:00:42,549
with McCain.
17
00:00:42,550 --> 00:00:43,389
You sure can.
18
00:00:43,390 --> 00:00:47,030
You know, this is real important
information that I have to get. You
19
00:00:47,030 --> 00:00:48,830
election is only 36 days away.
20
00:00:49,150 --> 00:00:50,150
Yeah, but it's really hot out here.
21
00:00:50,290 --> 00:00:55,390
Well, you know, we do have, I could
actually do this poll survey back at our
22
00:00:55,390 --> 00:00:59,590
polling station. It's only a block away,
and it's got AC, and we give you
23
00:00:59,590 --> 00:01:03,470
desserts and drinks. and it's not a bad
deal.
24
00:01:03,970 --> 00:01:07,710
I don't know. How long is it going to
take? It doesn't take long at all. You
25
00:01:07,710 --> 00:01:11,890
know, we just go over the statistics
real quick with you and show you what
26
00:01:11,890 --> 00:01:12,848
real deal is.
27
00:01:12,850 --> 00:01:15,250
You know what I mean? All right, but
there's nothing that's going to change
28
00:01:15,250 --> 00:01:19,110
mind. Okay, that's fine. We'll just have
you do the poll and show you what the
29
00:01:19,110 --> 00:01:23,830
real statistics are, and maybe we can
switch you over to the wave of the
30
00:01:24,010 --> 00:01:25,030
Vote for the black man.
31
00:01:28,080 --> 00:01:30,900
Okay, well, let's do the poll and see
what you think after you see the
32
00:01:30,900 --> 00:01:33,080
statistics. All right. All right?
33
00:01:33,360 --> 00:01:34,620
Okay, very cool.
34
00:01:35,240 --> 00:01:39,740
Well, we're right here, so if you want
to jump in, you can go with that.
35
00:01:39,980 --> 00:01:40,979
All right.
36
00:01:40,980 --> 00:01:45,960
So do you really have a good purpose why
you like McCain better than Obama?
37
00:01:46,760 --> 00:01:51,140
Well, the last time I checked, he was
white, so, you know, I'm sorry. That's
38
00:01:51,140 --> 00:01:52,140
way I grew up.
39
00:01:52,520 --> 00:01:54,520
Well, you know, you're right.
40
00:01:54,920 --> 00:01:56,120
He's white.
41
00:01:56,890 --> 00:02:03,130
You know, but maybe that's the reason
why we're in the situation we are with
42
00:02:03,130 --> 00:02:06,310
financial and the economy and war.
43
00:02:06,930 --> 00:02:11,210
I honestly just cannot see what a black
man can offer me. I'm sorry.
44
00:02:11,670 --> 00:02:14,930
Well, you know, I think he might be able
to switch some of the things that are
45
00:02:14,930 --> 00:02:16,230
wrong with this country today.
46
00:02:16,870 --> 00:02:19,790
You know, black men have been able to
switch things, you know.
47
00:02:20,030 --> 00:02:23,230
Well, I don't think that he's going to
win. The last time we checked the polls,
48
00:02:23,370 --> 00:02:26,210
McCain is definitely going to win. So
maybe that's not going to count anyways.
49
00:02:26,670 --> 00:02:33,670
Well, you know, I have a pole that says
that he's not, to tell you the truth.
50
00:02:33,930 --> 00:02:36,470
Really? Yeah, and it's a pretty big
pole.
51
00:02:37,450 --> 00:02:40,230
Yeah, it's going to have to be a really
big pole.
52
00:02:41,090 --> 00:02:42,090
Well,
53
00:02:42,550 --> 00:02:44,950
it is a big pole. I can show you if
you'd like.
54
00:02:45,670 --> 00:02:46,670
All right.
55
00:03:01,070 --> 00:03:01,849
big hole.
56
00:03:01,850 --> 00:03:04,810
And that's much bigger than the white
holes, right?
57
00:03:06,190 --> 00:03:07,790
Yeah, I guess so.
58
00:03:08,190 --> 00:03:13,210
See, this is one thing that McCain can't
offer you. It's right here.
59
00:03:13,950 --> 00:03:17,230
The pole of a black man is always going
to succeed.
60
00:03:18,890 --> 00:03:21,190
Hmm. Let's see about that.
61
00:03:21,410 --> 00:03:22,710
You want to check it out? Yeah.
62
00:03:23,410 --> 00:03:27,950
I thought you might be interested in the
pole that I have.
63
00:03:29,110 --> 00:03:30,110
Hmm.
64
00:03:31,920 --> 00:03:32,920
Oh yeah.
65
00:03:40,500 --> 00:03:43,540
You do good work.
66
00:03:44,320 --> 00:03:48,120
I might even be able to get you on the
campaign here.
67
00:03:48,560 --> 00:03:49,600
Yeah? Yeah.
68
00:04:25,450 --> 00:04:26,450
Have you ever been an intern?
69
00:04:28,690 --> 00:04:29,890
No. Yeah?
70
00:04:30,350 --> 00:04:31,790
Interested? Maybe.
71
00:04:32,050 --> 00:04:33,050
Yeah?
72
00:04:35,010 --> 00:04:39,270
I think you might have the right assets
for it.
73
00:04:42,330 --> 00:04:43,330
Oh, shit.
74
00:05:01,340 --> 00:05:02,440
Obama, oh, hey.
75
00:05:06,600 --> 00:05:12,900
Oh, yeah.
76
00:05:15,920 --> 00:05:16,920
Oh, yeah.
77
00:05:19,300 --> 00:05:20,300
Oh,
78
00:05:22,300 --> 00:05:23,300
my.
79
00:05:26,720 --> 00:05:29,780
Maybe you can work me out on my desk
here a little bit.
80
00:05:52,960 --> 00:05:59,080
I think you would fit in the Obama
campaign.
81
00:06:01,290 --> 00:06:02,290
Yeah. Yeah.
82
00:06:02,970 --> 00:06:06,010
You know, it's real hard campaigning
against a white man.
83
00:06:06,730 --> 00:06:12,850
Yeah. If we have a white girl with us,
then things would be a little bit
84
00:06:13,350 --> 00:06:14,970
I can't be up with that.
85
00:06:15,290 --> 00:06:17,850
I know you can.
86
00:06:29,160 --> 00:06:30,980
economy hasn't hurt your assets.
87
00:06:32,460 --> 00:06:34,020
Oh, yeah.
88
00:06:37,920 --> 00:06:38,920
Oh,
89
00:06:42,840 --> 00:06:44,860
yeah. I want to sell those assets.
90
00:06:45,520 --> 00:06:49,580
You're definitely a Democrat.
91
00:07:03,470 --> 00:07:04,470
Thank you.
92
00:07:52,490 --> 00:07:53,490
Oh, yeah.
93
00:07:54,070 --> 00:07:55,070
Oh,
94
00:07:55,390 --> 00:07:56,390
yeah. Oh, yeah.
95
00:07:58,310 --> 00:08:01,050
Let me stand you up. I'll take you for a
run.
96
00:16:29,040 --> 00:16:30,040
Thank you.
97
00:18:20,300 --> 00:18:21,820
Shit. Oh, shit.
98
00:18:22,380 --> 00:18:23,380
Oh, my God.
99
00:18:23,800 --> 00:18:24,840
Oh, my goodness.
100
00:18:29,340 --> 00:18:30,600
It's starting to tingle.
101
00:18:31,680 --> 00:18:37,980
Oh, God.
102
00:25:06,700 --> 00:25:07,700
Yeah.
103
00:28:18,959 --> 00:28:21,760
Oh, God.
104
00:28:22,040 --> 00:28:25,480
Oh, God.
105
00:28:39,080 --> 00:28:40,540
Who do you think you're going to vote
for?
106
00:28:41,140 --> 00:28:43,300
I think I changed my mind.
107
00:28:43,540 --> 00:28:45,700
I can definitely see what a black...
7543
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof