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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:15,690 --> 00:00:17,450 That's it. Pick up that block. 2 00:00:17,950 --> 00:00:19,290 Slip this one. Yes! 3 00:00:19,610 --> 00:00:21,350 Woo! Go, baby, go! 4 00:00:22,050 --> 00:00:23,050 That's what's up! 5 00:00:23,990 --> 00:00:24,990 Woo! 6 00:00:26,130 --> 00:00:27,130 Oh, man. 7 00:00:27,750 --> 00:00:31,570 They called that back? That is such hard work! 8 00:00:32,369 --> 00:00:34,170 That is complete malarkey. 9 00:00:34,870 --> 00:00:37,990 That is such crap. 10 00:00:38,770 --> 00:00:39,770 Rough game? 11 00:00:40,830 --> 00:00:41,830 Mm. 12 00:00:42,430 --> 00:00:44,990 I got 50 bucks on it. Oh. Oh! 13 00:00:45,400 --> 00:00:46,400 Yeah. 14 00:00:46,720 --> 00:00:48,080 Go, baby. Come on. 15 00:00:49,620 --> 00:00:51,360 God damn it. 16 00:00:55,340 --> 00:00:57,880 Hey, you want to go have on a pizza right now? 17 00:01:00,540 --> 00:01:01,540 I ate already. 18 00:01:02,300 --> 00:01:03,440 Oh. Oh. 19 00:01:03,740 --> 00:01:04,860 Go, baby. Yes. 20 00:01:05,060 --> 00:01:06,580 All right. Yeah. 21 00:01:19,440 --> 00:01:21,000 That's it. Let's beat some D. 22 00:01:21,340 --> 00:01:22,580 Beat some good defense. 23 00:01:22,860 --> 00:01:23,880 We need to hustle now. 24 00:01:24,080 --> 00:01:24,919 Play smart. 25 00:01:24,920 --> 00:01:27,460 Or we could watch Posh and Philly. 26 00:01:28,340 --> 00:01:29,340 Huh? 27 00:01:30,480 --> 00:01:32,620 Posh and Philly came on like five minutes ago. 28 00:01:32,940 --> 00:01:34,960 It's my favorite show. Come on, Zach. 29 00:01:35,380 --> 00:01:38,480 Yeah. Go watch it on your computer. 30 00:01:38,960 --> 00:01:42,640 Go. I can't. TV's blocked thanks to your dad. 31 00:01:43,240 --> 00:01:44,580 That's stupid. 32 00:01:44,780 --> 00:01:46,100 You're 18 now. 33 00:01:46,460 --> 00:01:48,540 Yeah. Oh, yeah. 34 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:50,000 Come on! 35 00:01:50,620 --> 00:01:51,980 Can I just use your laptop? 36 00:01:52,780 --> 00:01:56,140 Uh, nah, you're not touching my laptop. 37 00:01:57,500 --> 00:01:58,500 Why not? 38 00:01:59,580 --> 00:02:03,760 Because... Because it's mine. 39 00:02:05,400 --> 00:02:06,400 And I said so. 40 00:02:10,280 --> 00:02:13,140 Come on, it seems like these games are on all week. 41 00:02:15,560 --> 00:02:18,000 It's not all week. It's just Monday. 42 00:02:20,750 --> 00:02:24,030 Wednesdays, Thursdays, and Fridays through Sundays, basically. 43 00:02:24,890 --> 00:02:26,310 Oh, is that all? 44 00:02:27,670 --> 00:02:33,750 Well, yeah, they do recap shows on Tuesdays, but I usually let you use the 45 00:02:33,750 --> 00:02:35,030 Tuesdays, don't I? 46 00:02:38,570 --> 00:02:40,130 No, you know what? 47 00:02:40,630 --> 00:02:42,530 We're going to watch Posh and Philly. 48 00:02:48,210 --> 00:02:49,210 Yeah, nah. 49 00:02:49,490 --> 00:02:56,390 Hey, I'll buy the pizza, and I'll even get half of it vegetarian just for you. 50 00:02:57,270 --> 00:02:58,270 Cool? Deal? 51 00:02:59,370 --> 00:03:00,570 Weren't you listening to me? 52 00:03:00,910 --> 00:03:01,990 I already ate. 53 00:03:02,970 --> 00:03:05,710 Of course not. Of course you weren't listening. When do you ever listen to 54 00:03:06,370 --> 00:03:11,390 Sorry. Look, I'm not going to get a pizza with pineapple on it because it 55 00:03:11,390 --> 00:03:13,550 permeates through the cheese and it ruins everything. 56 00:03:15,330 --> 00:03:16,730 We're watching Posh and Philly. 57 00:03:19,820 --> 00:03:24,060 Yeah, right. Take a hike, kid. Why don't you go watch it at your little stupid 58 00:03:24,060 --> 00:03:29,900 friend's house or something? I swear to God, Zachary, I will call your dad and 59 00:03:29,900 --> 00:03:32,920 my mom, and you know they are in the world. 60 00:03:34,320 --> 00:03:35,320 Yes. 61 00:03:36,140 --> 00:03:38,780 Whoa, hey, yo, yo, yo, no, no, no. 62 00:03:41,520 --> 00:03:47,940 Okay, if we can watch this really important game, I promise I will let you 63 00:03:47,940 --> 00:03:52,170 Philly and... Pilly or Philly and whatever that you watch. Posh and 64 00:03:52,350 --> 00:03:56,170 Okay, yeah, I will let you watch it if we can watch this very important game, 65 00:03:56,250 --> 00:03:57,610 okay? No deal. 66 00:03:58,030 --> 00:03:59,670 Posh and Philly, right now. 67 00:04:00,110 --> 00:04:02,130 I'm tired of being pushed around all the time by you, Zach. 68 00:04:02,350 --> 00:04:03,670 Alright, hey, listen. 69 00:04:04,070 --> 00:04:06,430 We'll record it, and you can watch it later on. 70 00:04:08,510 --> 00:04:09,510 Oh, yes. 71 00:04:09,910 --> 00:04:11,550 Oh, go baby, yes! 72 00:04:12,070 --> 00:04:13,830 That's the way to get the screen, yes! 73 00:04:14,350 --> 00:04:15,610 Woo! TD! 74 00:04:16,230 --> 00:04:17,230 What? 75 00:04:19,370 --> 00:04:22,850 Ever since my accident, they've been on my nut about me getting my own place. 76 00:04:23,090 --> 00:04:26,010 Yeah, well, you know what? That doesn't sound like such a terrible idea. Because 77 00:04:26,010 --> 00:04:29,830 you can watch as much football as you want at your own place on your own TV. 78 00:04:30,270 --> 00:04:35,010 Yeah, well, you know, the thing about that is... Yeah. 79 00:04:35,710 --> 00:04:37,750 Oh, baby, yes! What a catch! 80 00:04:38,230 --> 00:04:39,750 Back in the end zone. Wow. 81 00:04:40,270 --> 00:04:41,270 Did you see that? 82 00:04:42,910 --> 00:04:43,910 Oh, man. 83 00:04:44,030 --> 00:04:45,030 What? 84 00:04:45,370 --> 00:04:46,370 Dude, really? 85 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:49,720 You missed that field goal? That was a chip shot, dude. 86 00:04:53,160 --> 00:04:54,240 Yeah, hey, Mom. 87 00:04:54,480 --> 00:04:55,480 Hey, what? 88 00:04:56,340 --> 00:05:00,020 Um, yeah, not so good, actually. Hey, what's up, Mom? 89 00:05:00,500 --> 00:05:01,820 How's the vacation going? 90 00:05:04,880 --> 00:05:06,920 Ooh, yeah, sounds fun. 91 00:05:07,300 --> 00:05:08,860 Oh, that sounds fun. 92 00:05:09,180 --> 00:05:13,700 Yeah, the whole bottle of marijuana. You're getting crazy party animals. 93 00:05:14,680 --> 00:05:16,120 Um, just, uh... 94 00:05:16,410 --> 00:05:22,770 Deacon Jeff's a workout routine and she can barely hold up the dumbbells with 95 00:05:22,770 --> 00:05:23,770 her skinny little arms. 96 00:05:29,030 --> 00:05:33,270 Give me my phone, Zach. 97 00:05:34,410 --> 00:05:35,410 Yeah, 98 00:05:35,610 --> 00:05:36,830 yeah, that was a tough set. 99 00:05:37,390 --> 00:05:38,650 Yeah, we just wanted to call. 100 00:05:39,750 --> 00:05:41,870 Yeah, we just miss you, that's all. 101 00:05:44,750 --> 00:05:45,750 Yeah. 102 00:05:46,059 --> 00:05:47,059 Yeah, yeah. 103 00:05:47,260 --> 00:05:50,200 Jess and I are going to watch Posh in Philly soon, so we gotta go. 104 00:05:58,740 --> 00:06:00,520 Yeah, okay, well, love you, Mom. 105 00:06:00,720 --> 00:06:01,940 Yeah, okay. 106 00:06:02,220 --> 00:06:03,300 Yeah, have fun in wine country. 107 00:06:06,900 --> 00:06:08,700 Yeah, absolutely. 108 00:06:09,540 --> 00:06:12,020 Jess will be sure to walk the dog. 109 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:15,040 Okay. 110 00:06:15,400 --> 00:06:16,400 And lock all the doors. 111 00:06:17,300 --> 00:06:18,300 Okay. 112 00:06:18,640 --> 00:06:19,640 Love you, too. 113 00:06:19,740 --> 00:06:20,599 Love you. 114 00:06:20,600 --> 00:06:21,600 Mm -hmm. 115 00:06:22,340 --> 00:06:23,239 All right. 116 00:06:23,240 --> 00:06:24,240 Have fun. 117 00:06:25,300 --> 00:06:26,300 All right. Love you. Bye. 118 00:06:26,640 --> 00:06:29,940 God, you fucking word. What's going on with you? 119 00:06:32,280 --> 00:06:33,280 Checkmate. 120 00:06:36,920 --> 00:06:42,920 Yo, um... Dad? 121 00:06:44,800 --> 00:06:45,800 Zach has a secret laptop. 122 00:06:45,960 --> 00:06:47,800 Go into his room. It's in there. 123 00:06:48,100 --> 00:06:52,880 You can watch Posh and Philly all you want, okay? Just don't tell him that I 124 00:06:52,880 --> 00:06:53,880 told you where it was. 125 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:55,960 Why didn't you tell me that in the first place, Zach? 126 00:08:05,520 --> 00:08:06,520 I'll help you look. 127 00:08:17,180 --> 00:08:19,520 Wouldn't that have taken his laptop with him on vacation? 128 00:08:21,800 --> 00:08:25,180 Uh, no. I think that this is his backup laptop. 129 00:08:25,880 --> 00:08:28,400 He usually keeps it in the... Yeah, bedroom. 130 00:08:29,460 --> 00:08:30,460 Eureka. 131 00:08:32,419 --> 00:08:37,200 See, you can just... Post up right here on the bed and watch Posh and Philly 132 00:08:37,200 --> 00:08:38,940 and... Yeah. 133 00:08:40,340 --> 00:08:41,340 Damn. 134 00:08:41,720 --> 00:08:42,720 Security code. 135 00:08:43,320 --> 00:08:45,200 Uh, my mom's birthday. 136 00:08:45,920 --> 00:08:46,920 Yay. 137 00:08:52,380 --> 00:08:56,900 Impressive. Alright, well, I'll just bring up your show for you so you can 138 00:08:56,900 --> 00:08:58,180 Posh and Philly and... 139 00:08:59,690 --> 00:09:00,409 Oh my god. 140 00:09:00,410 --> 00:09:05,270 Holy fuck. Okay, I can see why dad is hiding his laptop now. 141 00:09:05,730 --> 00:09:07,770 Do you think mom knows he's watching porn? 142 00:09:08,430 --> 00:09:11,270 Uh, definitely not. 143 00:09:13,770 --> 00:09:16,950 I found this earlier. 144 00:09:18,330 --> 00:09:21,910 You think they masturbate together? Yeah, get that away from me. 145 00:09:24,090 --> 00:09:27,610 I don't know. I feel like if people weren't so secretive about porn, it 146 00:09:27,610 --> 00:09:28,509 be so... 147 00:09:28,510 --> 00:09:29,510 Naughty to watch. 148 00:09:30,870 --> 00:09:31,870 Well, alright. 149 00:09:32,090 --> 00:09:36,430 Let's just... Let's just minimize this window so he doesn't know that anybody 150 00:09:36,430 --> 00:09:37,430 was on the computer. 151 00:09:38,230 --> 00:09:40,110 And then you can watch Posh and Philly. Sound cool? 152 00:09:46,730 --> 00:09:47,730 Whoa! 153 00:09:48,030 --> 00:09:49,350 Why do you want to watch this? 154 00:09:50,670 --> 00:09:51,790 Alright, you know what? 155 00:09:52,110 --> 00:09:55,670 I'm going to leave you with that. You can watch porn. 156 00:09:56,190 --> 00:09:58,510 All on your own. I'm going to watch the rest of this game. 157 00:09:59,730 --> 00:10:03,270 Zach, aren't you curious what kind of porn he likes? 158 00:10:04,010 --> 00:10:06,090 Uh, not particularly. 159 00:10:08,270 --> 00:10:13,710 Stop! Look, it's just research, okay? It's not like we're getting off on it. 160 00:10:14,530 --> 00:10:17,290 Besides, it's only going to be weird if you make me watch this on my own. 161 00:10:20,850 --> 00:10:25,050 Jeff, uh, I don't really know about this. 162 00:10:26,850 --> 00:10:27,850 Wow. 163 00:10:28,510 --> 00:10:32,190 Isn't it so weird how he pressed inside her at an angle like that? 164 00:10:34,070 --> 00:10:40,530 Yeah. I guess. I mean, that's how we're able to see the explicit stuff. 165 00:10:41,550 --> 00:10:44,210 I don't know. 166 00:10:44,930 --> 00:10:47,610 Look, it looks like it's stabbing her so awkwardly. 167 00:10:48,170 --> 00:10:51,290 Like, we don't have to see everything, do we? We can at least use your 168 00:10:51,290 --> 00:10:52,550 imagination. Yeah. 169 00:10:54,350 --> 00:10:56,530 Guys can't use their imagination, Jessa. 170 00:10:59,570 --> 00:11:02,130 Wow, you are so hard on your own sex. 171 00:11:03,330 --> 00:11:06,890 I mean, look, like, wouldn't it be so much better if we could see her 172 00:11:06,890 --> 00:11:10,990 authentically orgasm instead of dealing with all this penetration? 173 00:11:13,710 --> 00:11:18,670 Yeah, I mean, they make porn like that. It's on those, like, pay site channels. 174 00:11:19,250 --> 00:11:21,270 But I think only women, like, watch that. 175 00:11:28,849 --> 00:11:34,750 Look, I like the way he's clapping his fingers around her and looking deep into 176 00:11:34,750 --> 00:11:36,450 her eyes now. That's romantic. 177 00:11:38,070 --> 00:11:39,610 That's passionate, you know? 178 00:11:45,770 --> 00:11:48,370 I want to find a gentleman like that someday. 179 00:11:48,930 --> 00:11:51,550 Yeah, but not a porn star, obviously. 180 00:11:51,970 --> 00:11:53,010 I mean, why not? 181 00:11:53,680 --> 00:11:57,100 As long as he doesn't wear himself out at work and comes home to make love to 182 00:11:57,100 --> 00:11:59,380 passionately, why would I care? Ooh, how progressive. 183 00:12:01,320 --> 00:12:05,440 Yeah, but he's got to have a cock like that, too. 184 00:12:06,500 --> 00:12:08,120 God, look at him. Isn't he gorgeous? 185 00:12:09,800 --> 00:12:13,480 No, I am not looking at dick size when I'm watching Tom. 186 00:12:14,700 --> 00:12:17,520 So you wouldn't mind watching a guy with a four or five inch cock? 187 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:21,300 Um, actually, I would mind. 188 00:12:22,320 --> 00:12:25,300 I read somewhere that the average dick size is like five inches. 189 00:12:26,040 --> 00:12:28,000 This guy's got to be like seven at least. 190 00:12:28,940 --> 00:12:29,940 No. 191 00:12:30,280 --> 00:12:32,580 My dick is bigger than this guy's. 192 00:12:33,080 --> 00:12:34,940 He's probably packing six. 193 00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:38,060 You are not bigger than that. 194 00:12:39,920 --> 00:12:45,520 Jessica, I am not going to talk to you about my penis size, okay? This is all 195 00:12:45,520 --> 00:12:46,600 just very uncomfortable. 196 00:12:47,320 --> 00:12:48,520 You brought it up. 197 00:12:48,760 --> 00:12:50,760 You know, and you lie all the time. 198 00:12:51,260 --> 00:12:56,240 And why would I care how big your penis is? Like... Hey, I'm telling the truth. 199 00:12:56,480 --> 00:13:00,500 I'm just not about to prove the size of my dick to my deputy. 200 00:13:00,820 --> 00:13:01,840 Mm -hmm. 201 00:13:02,180 --> 00:13:03,180 Sure. 202 00:13:24,300 --> 00:13:25,320 I can see your bulge. 203 00:13:26,140 --> 00:13:28,320 I'd say you're probably an average five inches. 204 00:13:29,180 --> 00:13:30,260 Fuckin' A, Jetta. 205 00:13:30,800 --> 00:13:33,880 I'm not comfortable going full erect around you, you know? 206 00:13:34,160 --> 00:13:35,840 What do you know about penises anyways? 207 00:13:39,400 --> 00:13:41,480 Well, what do you know? 208 00:13:57,150 --> 00:13:58,150 Kind of a virgin. 209 00:14:00,550 --> 00:14:02,510 You're either a virgin or you're not. 210 00:14:04,490 --> 00:14:11,490 Well, one time at a party last August, I let a guy put the tip in. 211 00:14:11,930 --> 00:14:18,870 But I kept asking him to do just the tip, and then he put it all the way in. 212 00:14:18,950 --> 00:14:21,430 It hurt, and I screamed, and it was awkward. 213 00:14:22,630 --> 00:14:23,630 Who? 214 00:14:23,890 --> 00:14:25,290 It doesn't matter, okay? 215 00:14:26,010 --> 00:14:26,949 So long ago. 216 00:14:26,950 --> 00:14:29,110 It was last August. Like, just drop it. 217 00:14:29,530 --> 00:14:34,910 You are not going to a party without me from now on. It was all my idea anyway, 218 00:14:35,110 --> 00:14:36,110 okay? 219 00:14:43,570 --> 00:14:46,210 It's so sexy how her head falls back when she falls. 220 00:14:55,760 --> 00:14:56,760 So how big was he? 221 00:14:57,960 --> 00:14:58,960 Hmm? 222 00:14:59,040 --> 00:15:00,160 How big was the dick? 223 00:15:01,060 --> 00:15:02,300 Why are you so curious? 224 00:15:03,100 --> 00:15:04,180 That's a gay question. 225 00:15:05,800 --> 00:15:07,860 Hey, I was just wondering. It doesn't matter. 226 00:15:17,180 --> 00:15:18,180 Okay, 227 00:15:18,400 --> 00:15:23,340 come on, Brock. Why don't you just show it to me? 228 00:15:24,100 --> 00:15:25,680 I want to see if you're telling the truth. 229 00:15:29,260 --> 00:15:33,940 Come on. Let me see. No. Come on. No. No. That's inappropriate. 230 00:15:35,160 --> 00:15:36,300 No. No. 231 00:15:36,500 --> 00:15:38,020 Come on. That's ridiculous. 232 00:15:38,380 --> 00:15:41,020 Zach. Come on. Just prove me wrong. 233 00:15:42,700 --> 00:15:43,700 Alright. 234 00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:45,720 I'll show you the outline. 235 00:15:55,850 --> 00:15:57,010 Oh, look at our little friend. 236 00:15:59,550 --> 00:16:00,550 See? 237 00:16:01,030 --> 00:16:03,750 Happy? Oh, come on. Just a peek, please. 238 00:16:04,590 --> 00:16:05,870 No. No. 239 00:16:07,770 --> 00:16:08,770 It's ridiculous. 240 00:16:12,210 --> 00:16:17,410 Really? Do you hear that? What is... Come 241 00:16:17,410 --> 00:16:19,730 on, chicken boy. 242 00:16:38,320 --> 00:16:39,320 Happy now? 243 00:16:40,300 --> 00:16:44,160 You could leave it out if you want. 244 00:16:44,720 --> 00:16:45,820 You know, so it can breathe. 245 00:16:46,780 --> 00:16:48,720 It looks awfully cramped in your underwear. 246 00:16:49,520 --> 00:16:53,420 I don't know what I just did. That was really stupid. 247 00:16:53,900 --> 00:16:55,780 But I never lose a bet, though. 248 00:17:00,960 --> 00:17:02,960 You probably just wanted to show it to me. 249 00:17:06,340 --> 00:17:07,340 This is a good movie. 250 00:17:07,880 --> 00:17:08,880 I feel it too. 251 00:17:11,319 --> 00:17:13,540 You should relax. 252 00:17:14,339 --> 00:17:15,440 I'm not going to tell anyone. 253 00:17:16,520 --> 00:17:18,520 Besides, I'm just as much in the wrong as you are. 254 00:17:19,619 --> 00:17:20,619 What? 255 00:17:20,800 --> 00:17:22,440 You think I'm in the wrong? 256 00:17:23,240 --> 00:17:25,140 Do you think it would be wrong to see mine? 257 00:17:26,339 --> 00:17:27,619 Do you want to see mine? 258 00:17:29,120 --> 00:17:32,140 I think I'm going to show you mine. 259 00:17:41,320 --> 00:17:42,320 They're all different, you know. 260 00:17:43,140 --> 00:17:44,140 Pussies. 261 00:17:47,240 --> 00:17:48,800 Don't say pussies. 262 00:17:49,660 --> 00:17:52,400 Why? You say pussies all the time when you're watching football. 263 00:17:54,880 --> 00:17:55,880 Jesus. 264 00:17:57,560 --> 00:17:59,000 I mean, pussies are all different. 265 00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:02,440 I've seen so many, but I've always wondered if mine was pretty. 266 00:18:03,300 --> 00:18:04,760 I know you wouldn't lie to me about that. 267 00:18:08,640 --> 00:18:09,640 I... 268 00:18:09,710 --> 00:18:10,810 Cannot look at yours. 269 00:18:11,490 --> 00:18:15,890 I'm almost 19, so technically... All right. All right. 270 00:18:16,450 --> 00:18:23,090 Just to soothe your concern about your vagina 271 00:18:23,090 --> 00:18:25,790 being pretty, which I'm sure it is. 272 00:18:26,290 --> 00:18:27,290 So what do you think? 273 00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:49,320 Whoa, it just spasmed or something. 274 00:18:49,860 --> 00:18:52,920 Yeah, it does that throbbing thing when I'm turned on. 275 00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:55,860 And sometimes it hurts, too. 276 00:18:58,520 --> 00:18:59,860 Hurts? Mm -hmm. 277 00:19:00,500 --> 00:19:03,800 It aches, and it makes my mind cloudy, and I can't even think straight. 278 00:19:04,300 --> 00:19:06,260 It makes me want to cry when I can't touch it. 279 00:19:08,500 --> 00:19:12,060 Wow. Well, okay. I'm going to give you some privacy, then. 280 00:19:12,600 --> 00:19:14,120 You know? No, no, no. Stay. 281 00:19:17,740 --> 00:19:21,140 I want you to use Mom's dildo on me when I watch the movie. Mom's dildo? 282 00:19:21,900 --> 00:19:23,540 It's not wrong if she never knows. 283 00:19:24,560 --> 00:19:28,420 I mean, just like you and me in this dirty little show and tell we're doing. 284 00:19:28,420 --> 00:19:31,280 know, for the record, I didn't want to. 285 00:19:32,060 --> 00:19:33,060 Come on, Zach. 286 00:19:33,640 --> 00:19:36,820 Look, if you do it for me, I can imagine this dong is the guy. 287 00:19:37,600 --> 00:19:39,580 When I do it by myself, it's way too predictable. 288 00:19:40,260 --> 00:19:42,000 If I'm alone, I'll be in here for hours. 289 00:19:44,060 --> 00:19:46,120 It's not like I'm asking you to do anything sexual. 290 00:19:46,980 --> 00:19:49,060 Only sexual if you think of it as a sexual act. 291 00:19:49,760 --> 00:19:54,400 All I'm asking you to do is sit here and watch the movie with me and slide it in 292 00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:56,500 and out at the same speed that he's fucking her. 293 00:19:57,840 --> 00:20:00,040 Think of it as a game to test your hand -eye coordination. 294 00:20:02,460 --> 00:20:04,400 Come on, stop acting holier than thou. 295 00:20:04,900 --> 00:20:07,200 If you really didn't want to be here, you would have left already. 296 00:20:07,500 --> 00:20:09,880 And you know you want to help me because you never do. 297 00:20:12,500 --> 00:20:13,500 Do it. 298 00:20:13,820 --> 00:20:17,020 You know, I think... God, you are so... annoying. 299 00:20:17,760 --> 00:20:19,620 You know what? Jesus. Fine. I'll do it. 300 00:21:06,440 --> 00:21:11,320 Not, not quite. Can you spit on it? It needs to be a little bit wetter. You do 301 00:21:11,320 --> 00:21:13,600 it. I swear to God, Zachary. 302 00:40:30,570 --> 00:40:31,570 Just shoot that big file. 303 00:44:33,870 --> 00:44:34,870 You took me away. 304 00:45:17,450 --> 00:45:19,430 Me out of the house to get my own place. God damn it. 305 00:45:21,830 --> 00:45:28,230 You know, Jeff, it really just like... 306 00:45:28,230 --> 00:45:33,850 Sorry, what else? 307 00:45:34,230 --> 00:45:35,230 That's right. 308 00:45:35,270 --> 00:45:36,710 You're not a video boy. 309 00:45:40,610 --> 00:45:42,070 Why so curious? 310 00:45:45,110 --> 00:45:46,110 Seven inches. 311 00:45:46,570 --> 00:45:49,370 Okay, yeah, I think your nose just grew seven inches. Look at that. 312 00:45:49,970 --> 00:45:51,070 You're not a real boy. 313 00:45:52,430 --> 00:45:56,110 You have to stop doing that. I'm done with this fucking line. Holy shit. 314 00:45:56,330 --> 00:46:03,090 Have you seen Eliza Schlesinger's Stand Up Freezing Hot? 21870