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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:28,707 --> 00:00:30,143 - What's up? 2 00:00:30,143 --> 00:00:30,978 Babe? 3 00:00:30,978 --> 00:00:32,747 What's that? 4 00:00:32,747 --> 00:00:34,050 What is that doing here? 5 00:00:34,050 --> 00:00:35,286 What is this? 6 00:00:35,286 --> 00:00:36,522 What the? 7 00:00:36,522 --> 00:00:39,294 - Yeah this whole fiasco started about five, 8 00:00:39,294 --> 00:00:43,302 six years ago when my wife passed away, Jessie's mom. 9 00:00:43,302 --> 00:00:46,209 He was never the same after that. 10 00:00:46,209 --> 00:00:48,246 He just stopped going to school. 11 00:00:48,246 --> 00:00:50,818 He just disappeared for days on end. 12 00:00:50,818 --> 00:00:52,856 I had no idea where he was; when he'd come back, 13 00:00:52,856 --> 00:00:57,431 he'd have no answers for me, just like talking to a wall. 14 00:00:57,431 --> 00:01:00,905 He even sold my dead wife's jewelry. 15 00:01:00,905 --> 00:01:03,076 I mean how low can you go? 16 00:01:04,345 --> 00:01:07,050 A disgrace, how can you do that? 17 00:01:07,050 --> 00:01:09,957 I mean she just died; you sold all the jewelry. 18 00:01:09,957 --> 00:01:12,027 - I wanna know what is that doing here. 19 00:01:12,027 --> 00:01:14,098 - [Woman] I don't know. 20 00:01:14,098 --> 00:01:16,203 - [Dad] Sit down! 21 00:01:16,203 --> 00:01:19,810 He's killing what's left of my family. 22 00:01:19,810 --> 00:01:23,518 My biggest fear is that I'm gonna lose Jessie, 23 00:01:23,518 --> 00:01:26,056 lose another loved one. 24 00:01:26,056 --> 00:01:29,329 I mean first my wife, and now I see him 25 00:01:30,765 --> 00:01:32,202 going, 26 00:01:32,202 --> 00:01:33,805 going away, 27 00:01:33,805 --> 00:01:34,741 even dying. 28 00:01:39,316 --> 00:01:41,388 (crying) 29 00:01:45,931 --> 00:01:47,767 Nothing else to say. 30 00:01:47,767 --> 00:01:48,602 I don't know what else to say. 31 00:01:48,602 --> 00:01:50,004 I don't know what to do. 32 00:01:50,004 --> 00:01:52,543 (police siren) 33 00:02:11,449 --> 00:02:13,185 (speaking foreign language) 34 00:02:13,185 --> 00:02:17,361 - [Man] Fuck you, I'm an Egyptian Christian, asshole. 35 00:02:26,512 --> 00:02:30,285 (television program chatter) 36 00:02:37,467 --> 00:02:39,138 - Hey, Sweetie Puss. 37 00:02:41,543 --> 00:02:43,614 What a fucking mess, huh? 38 00:02:46,086 --> 00:02:47,455 You know, it really wouldn't hurt you to clean up 39 00:02:47,455 --> 00:02:48,390 every once in a while. 40 00:02:48,390 --> 00:02:49,391 - Sup, Fish? 41 00:02:50,694 --> 00:02:52,398 - Dang, Sweetie Puss. 42 00:02:53,435 --> 00:02:56,139 How ya doin', Sweetie Puss? 43 00:02:56,139 --> 00:02:57,675 - You had a good time with the boys? 44 00:02:57,675 --> 00:02:58,511 - Uh-Huh. 45 00:03:00,047 --> 00:03:03,655 You know, Sweetie Puss, I was thinking. 46 00:03:03,655 --> 00:03:05,692 How 'bout we fuck? 47 00:03:05,692 --> 00:03:07,896 - Fuck Fish, you really know how 48 00:03:07,896 --> 00:03:10,167 to make girls' juices flow. 49 00:03:14,542 --> 00:03:17,749 - Don't tell me you got another migraine. 50 00:03:17,749 --> 00:03:20,822 - I have one every day as you already know. 51 00:03:20,822 --> 00:03:24,596 (television program chatter) 52 00:03:36,787 --> 00:03:40,095 - A couple of months, it's gotten worse. 53 00:03:41,865 --> 00:03:42,699 He started getting-- 54 00:03:42,699 --> 00:03:44,236 - Come on, Sweetie Puss. 55 00:03:44,236 --> 00:03:47,310 Come on, you gotta give me a little blowjob, alright? 56 00:03:47,310 --> 00:03:49,714 Come on, just a little sucky sucky, huh? 57 00:03:49,714 --> 00:03:51,118 You know what I'm saying? 58 00:03:51,118 --> 00:03:53,289 (laughing) 59 00:03:56,895 --> 00:04:00,503 - Okay, but you gotta close your eyes. 60 00:04:00,503 --> 00:04:01,338 - Alright. 61 00:04:07,517 --> 00:04:08,920 (slapping) 62 00:04:08,920 --> 00:04:10,624 (yelling) 63 00:04:10,624 --> 00:04:13,863 (dramatic music) 64 00:04:13,863 --> 00:04:15,467 - That bitch, I swear to to fuck. 65 00:04:15,467 --> 00:04:18,740 (fighting and yelling) 66 00:04:20,711 --> 00:04:23,451 (rhythmic music) 67 00:05:15,656 --> 00:05:16,858 (laughing) 68 00:05:16,858 --> 00:05:18,662 - I'm flabbergasted. 69 00:05:18,662 --> 00:05:21,801 You're a lunatic, Athena, but a lovely one. 70 00:05:21,801 --> 00:05:23,271 (soft music) 71 00:05:23,271 --> 00:05:26,778 - I just don't understand why this dick has no empathy. 72 00:05:26,778 --> 00:05:28,683 He's such a selfish bastard. 73 00:05:28,683 --> 00:05:31,287 - I agree completely, Honey, but true love 74 00:05:31,287 --> 00:05:33,392 should carry every burden in a relationship. 75 00:05:33,392 --> 00:05:36,231 - Fuck true love; I'm not sure that even exists. 76 00:05:36,231 --> 00:05:38,469 - Love should be overarching. 77 00:05:38,469 --> 00:05:40,272 At least, that's how I imagine it 78 00:05:40,272 --> 00:05:42,510 if I ever find Mr Perfect. 79 00:05:42,510 --> 00:05:44,815 - Oh, you will babe; you will. 80 00:05:44,815 --> 00:05:47,086 You're the most awesome and beautiful girl in the world. 81 00:05:47,086 --> 00:05:51,662 The only problem is this world is filled with assholes. 82 00:05:51,662 --> 00:05:55,403 They don't appreciate girls like you. 83 00:05:55,403 --> 00:05:57,240 - [Man] Check. 84 00:05:57,240 --> 00:05:59,645 (soft music) 85 00:06:05,089 --> 00:06:06,525 - You're welcome. 86 00:06:08,362 --> 00:06:10,936 - You know, I might stay a little longer. 87 00:06:10,936 --> 00:06:13,272 Can I have a latte? 88 00:06:13,272 --> 00:06:14,107 - Sure. 89 00:06:21,189 --> 00:06:22,492 - One of the difficult ones? 90 00:06:22,492 --> 00:06:24,027 - One? 91 00:06:24,027 --> 00:06:28,003 I forgot when I last time enjoyed this fucking job. 92 00:06:29,840 --> 00:06:31,843 - Hey, coming to get your coffee? 93 00:06:31,843 --> 00:06:32,913 - Ladies. 94 00:06:32,913 --> 00:06:33,748 - Helen Darling, how are you? 95 00:06:33,748 --> 00:06:35,251 - Good, thanks. 96 00:06:35,251 --> 00:06:36,386 - So what's up? 97 00:06:36,386 --> 00:06:37,588 - Not much, and you? 98 00:06:37,588 --> 00:06:41,097 - Life is marvelous and Jacob is a treasure. 99 00:06:41,097 --> 00:06:42,298 - I see. 100 00:06:42,298 --> 00:06:43,367 - It's not even worth talking about. 101 00:06:43,367 --> 00:06:44,904 It's always the same issue. 102 00:06:44,904 --> 00:06:45,739 - I'm sorry to hear that. 103 00:06:45,739 --> 00:06:46,807 So how's Mom? 104 00:06:48,243 --> 00:06:50,180 - There's something called visiting, girl. 105 00:06:50,180 --> 00:06:51,584 (foreign word) 106 00:06:51,584 --> 00:06:52,954 Have you heard of telephone to get in touch 107 00:06:52,954 --> 00:06:54,322 with people you know? 108 00:06:54,322 --> 00:06:55,525 - I know and I feel bad about it, I do, 109 00:06:55,525 --> 00:06:57,161 but I'm in the middle of final exams 110 00:06:57,161 --> 00:06:58,999 and I have no time for anything. 111 00:06:58,999 --> 00:07:01,304 - Hey, Mom is not just anything. 112 00:07:01,304 --> 00:07:05,045 - Damn Athena, you know exactly how I meant it. 113 00:07:05,045 --> 00:07:06,380 - Here go, Baby. 114 00:07:07,516 --> 00:07:08,852 - Thanks, I gotta go. 115 00:07:08,852 --> 00:07:10,656 I promise I'll try to visit her. 116 00:07:10,656 --> 00:07:13,094 (soft music) 117 00:07:14,831 --> 00:07:18,037 - Yeah, adieu yourself in the ass. 118 00:07:18,037 --> 00:07:21,378 (police siren and horn) 119 00:07:24,450 --> 00:07:29,127 - So yeah man, it must have been like eight months ago. 120 00:07:29,127 --> 00:07:30,964 - Yeah, fuck that; I can never go that long without it. 121 00:07:30,964 --> 00:07:34,204 - Yeah bro, and bitch is a lazy ass too. 122 00:07:34,204 --> 00:07:36,074 You should see the mess in our crib, bro. 123 00:07:36,074 --> 00:07:38,780 - Have you ever thought about cleaning up after yourself? 124 00:07:38,780 --> 00:07:42,185 - What do you think I'm doing every second week? 125 00:07:42,185 --> 00:07:43,757 But it only takes her a day and we're back 126 00:07:43,757 --> 00:07:46,496 into motherfucking Hoarder's Paradise 127 00:07:46,496 --> 00:07:51,139 all because of those fucking migraines and other excuses. 128 00:07:51,139 --> 00:07:52,374 I don't wanna talk about that. 129 00:07:52,374 --> 00:07:53,611 - You know, migraines have become an epidemic 130 00:07:53,611 --> 00:07:55,647 in the last 20 years and the causes are really 131 00:07:55,647 --> 00:07:56,783 hard to diagnose. 132 00:07:56,783 --> 00:07:57,819 You should take that seriously 133 00:07:57,819 --> 00:07:59,055 and take her to a neurologist. 134 00:07:59,055 --> 00:08:01,592 - She's been to every specialist, alright, 135 00:08:01,592 --> 00:08:04,031 not to mention taken every pill on this planet, 136 00:08:04,031 --> 00:08:07,638 every scan, CAT Scan, MRI Scans, you know about that shit. 137 00:08:07,638 --> 00:08:09,375 Dude, asshole scans! 138 00:08:09,375 --> 00:08:10,611 (laughing) 139 00:08:10,611 --> 00:08:13,083 Nothing works, that's why I'm starting 140 00:08:13,083 --> 00:08:15,253 to think it's all fucking bullshit. 141 00:08:15,253 --> 00:08:17,592 - Maybe she should try some alternative medicine, 142 00:08:17,592 --> 00:08:19,695 acupuncture, something like that. 143 00:08:19,695 --> 00:08:23,538 - Fuck it, I don't want to talk about it, man. 144 00:08:26,343 --> 00:08:30,117 But guys, guys, what I always wanted to know 145 00:08:30,117 --> 00:08:33,190 is Carl, when you have a spontaneous fuck 146 00:08:33,190 --> 00:08:35,161 with a nice chap right, how do you know 147 00:08:35,161 --> 00:08:36,430 the mangina's shit-free? 148 00:08:36,430 --> 00:08:39,102 - No, not again; fuck bro! (laughing) 149 00:08:39,102 --> 00:08:40,806 - Every time we get together, 150 00:08:40,806 --> 00:08:43,077 he starts with assholes and shit. 151 00:08:43,077 --> 00:08:44,947 - He has a real deep anal fixation, right? 152 00:08:44,947 --> 00:08:47,553 - No no, but seriously, like what happens? 153 00:08:47,553 --> 00:08:51,728 You guys are horny as fuck and 14 year old rapists, right? 154 00:08:53,298 --> 00:08:54,232 And then what? 155 00:08:54,232 --> 00:08:55,067 Oh no wait. 156 00:08:55,067 --> 00:08:56,371 (making funny voices) 157 00:08:56,371 --> 00:08:58,141 No, wait, wait, stop! 158 00:08:59,243 --> 00:09:02,115 I gotta clean my asshole with an enema. 159 00:09:02,115 --> 00:09:05,055 - Here we go, I can see it: wonderful image. 160 00:09:05,055 --> 00:09:06,925 - 14 year old rapist, really? 161 00:09:06,925 --> 00:09:07,761 Why? 162 00:09:09,397 --> 00:09:11,769 - No, but seriously guys. 163 00:09:11,769 --> 00:09:14,240 Oh no, wait, I know what happens. 164 00:09:14,240 --> 00:09:18,248 Do you take like a laxative a couple of hours before? 165 00:09:18,248 --> 00:09:19,918 Oh no wait, you do some drill testing, right? 166 00:09:19,918 --> 00:09:21,155 You do some drill testing. 167 00:09:21,155 --> 00:09:22,657 - Be serious and stop. 168 00:09:22,657 --> 00:09:24,962 I'm totally beginning to think you're a homophobe, alright? 169 00:09:24,962 --> 00:09:27,199 - Of course, yeah, and that's why me and Carl 170 00:09:27,199 --> 00:09:30,306 have been friends forever and we run a shop together, right. 171 00:09:30,306 --> 00:09:32,277 Oh and by the way, you've never told me 172 00:09:32,277 --> 00:09:33,847 if you're a top or bottom. 173 00:09:33,847 --> 00:09:35,718 - And you will never find out. 174 00:09:35,718 --> 00:09:37,119 - They should make a pill for your homophobia, bro. 175 00:09:37,119 --> 00:09:38,790 - Speaking of pills, 176 00:09:40,093 --> 00:09:42,162 alright I just read the latest placebo research. 177 00:09:42,162 --> 00:09:43,800 It's actually pretty interesting. 178 00:09:43,800 --> 00:09:46,439 - Yeah, yeah, nice way to change the topic. 179 00:09:46,439 --> 00:09:50,848 - Anyway, so listen, people with chronic back pain, alright, 180 00:09:50,848 --> 00:09:53,020 were giving a placebo pill and if they trust their doctor, 181 00:09:53,020 --> 00:09:56,793 the back pain was cured, no pain whatsoever. 182 00:09:56,793 --> 00:09:58,196 - You mean just like a sugar pill? 183 00:09:58,196 --> 00:09:59,632 - It's like a (mumbles) 184 00:09:59,632 --> 00:10:01,236 - But they knew it was a placebo? 185 00:10:01,236 --> 00:10:02,940 - No no no, it worked either way. 186 00:10:02,940 --> 00:10:05,744 (bizarre music) 187 00:10:05,744 --> 00:10:06,947 - Wonderful. 188 00:10:06,947 --> 00:10:07,749 Alright fellas, good seeing you guys. 189 00:10:07,749 --> 00:10:08,685 Have a good night. 190 00:10:08,685 --> 00:10:10,120 Carl, see you tomorrow, alright? 191 00:10:10,120 --> 00:10:10,956 - Alright. 192 00:10:10,956 --> 00:10:12,725 Take care, man. 193 00:10:12,725 --> 00:10:14,964 - See ya at the shop, Carl. 194 00:10:17,436 --> 00:10:19,238 - Anyway, Jacob I gotta go. 195 00:10:19,238 --> 00:10:23,281 - No no, wait Max, I got something to tell you. 196 00:10:23,281 --> 00:10:25,452 Alright, I have a brilliant idea. 197 00:10:25,452 --> 00:10:26,620 - Yeah, right. 198 00:10:27,589 --> 00:10:30,295 - Yeah and fuck you too, okay. 199 00:10:30,295 --> 00:10:34,470 - You know, I was thinking, what if we told Athena 200 00:10:35,673 --> 00:10:38,077 that you have this new drug for migraines. 201 00:10:38,077 --> 00:10:39,413 - Say what? 202 00:10:39,413 --> 00:10:42,051 - Placebo, bro, alright. 203 00:10:42,051 --> 00:10:44,289 We'll tell her it's this new experimental drug, 204 00:10:44,289 --> 00:10:46,228 not FDA approved, yada yada yada. 205 00:10:46,228 --> 00:10:48,532 - This sounds really not like-- 206 00:10:48,532 --> 00:10:51,438 - Wait, wait, and here comes the kicker: 207 00:10:51,438 --> 00:10:53,809 You're gonna tell her it's a, 208 00:10:55,211 --> 00:11:00,088 she'll have this insane desire for constant sex, alright, 209 00:11:00,088 --> 00:11:02,527 an exploding libido, alright. 210 00:11:03,897 --> 00:11:05,500 Dude think about it. - You're crazy. 211 00:11:05,500 --> 00:11:06,735 No way, no way. 212 00:11:07,805 --> 00:11:09,307 No way. 213 00:11:09,307 --> 00:11:11,079 - Max listen, think about the fucking field study 214 00:11:11,079 --> 00:11:12,748 you can make of this. 215 00:11:12,748 --> 00:11:14,217 This can be the solution, man. 216 00:11:14,217 --> 00:11:17,023 - It's ludicrous, it's unethical, it's plain wrong. 217 00:11:17,023 --> 00:11:18,626 You've got some major malfunctions up there bro, okay. 218 00:11:18,626 --> 00:11:20,229 No way, I gotta go. 219 00:11:21,499 --> 00:11:24,204 - But Max, I'm sorry, alright. 220 00:11:24,204 --> 00:11:27,076 Wait, I gotta explain. - There's nothing to explain. 221 00:11:27,076 --> 00:11:28,581 Just let it go, okay. 222 00:11:28,581 --> 00:11:31,018 I'm not gonna do anything evil to Athena or anybody, okay? 223 00:11:31,018 --> 00:11:32,321 I've gotta go. 224 00:11:32,321 --> 00:11:34,125 - Dude, I'm serious. 225 00:11:34,125 --> 00:11:37,196 I'm just embarrassed to say it, okay. 226 00:11:38,199 --> 00:11:40,271 Athena wants to break up. 227 00:11:42,006 --> 00:11:42,976 - Really? 228 00:11:42,976 --> 00:11:45,013 - Yeah, we had an argument 229 00:11:46,984 --> 00:11:51,160 and she basically said she doesn't see a future, man. 230 00:11:53,632 --> 00:11:54,565 - That's not good. 231 00:11:54,565 --> 00:11:56,002 I mean I'm sorry. 232 00:11:57,438 --> 00:11:58,507 It's kinda understandable considering 233 00:11:58,507 --> 00:11:59,742 what kind of boyfriend you are, 234 00:11:59,742 --> 00:12:01,012 but it's still not good; I'm sorry. 235 00:12:01,012 --> 00:12:04,686 - I mean, of course, but when I'm with you guys, 236 00:12:04,686 --> 00:12:08,360 you know, I'm all macho and stuff, 237 00:12:08,360 --> 00:12:10,432 but dude, when I'm alone, 238 00:12:13,137 --> 00:12:15,141 I cry in my pillow, man. 239 00:12:17,580 --> 00:12:18,414 Yeah. 240 00:12:22,791 --> 00:12:25,395 (police siren) 241 00:12:29,303 --> 00:12:32,911 - You guys have been together for six years 242 00:12:34,647 --> 00:12:36,651 and I've seen so many changes in you, 243 00:12:36,651 --> 00:12:39,490 and not all for the better. 244 00:12:39,490 --> 00:12:41,928 (soft music) 245 00:12:43,098 --> 00:12:45,870 I mean, you used to love to cook, 246 00:12:48,108 --> 00:12:49,110 new recipes, 247 00:12:51,014 --> 00:12:52,818 great culinary feasts. 248 00:12:56,058 --> 00:12:58,296 No offense, darling. 249 00:12:58,296 --> 00:13:02,905 - Sorry Mom, next time I'll cook you real food. 250 00:13:02,905 --> 00:13:04,909 - Oh Honey, I'm kidding, 251 00:13:06,045 --> 00:13:08,850 but I'm serious about your hobbies, 252 00:13:08,850 --> 00:13:10,019 your passions, 253 00:13:12,056 --> 00:13:14,227 the way you used to paint, 254 00:13:15,397 --> 00:13:18,369 dance for hours on end on the weekends. 255 00:13:20,173 --> 00:13:22,043 Now on top of everything, you've gotta come here 256 00:13:22,043 --> 00:13:24,014 and take care of me every day. 257 00:13:24,014 --> 00:13:26,453 - Stop it, Mom; you know I love you 258 00:13:26,453 --> 00:13:28,858 and I would do anything for you. 259 00:13:28,858 --> 00:13:30,594 We don't have money for a nurse. 260 00:13:30,594 --> 00:13:31,930 - I know, Honey. 261 00:13:33,400 --> 00:13:37,308 I just feel bad that you gotta spend so much time over here. 262 00:13:39,145 --> 00:13:42,886 If only your spoiled sister would step up. 263 00:13:42,886 --> 00:13:45,325 She doesn't even visit anymore. 264 00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:46,794 - She has final exams. 265 00:13:46,794 --> 00:13:47,628 - Pfft! 266 00:13:49,265 --> 00:13:53,641 - Anyway, I think all my issues are from my migraines. 267 00:13:53,641 --> 00:13:57,148 They're draining me out, and my sex drive, 268 00:13:58,484 --> 00:14:00,822 it wasn't hot to begin with. 269 00:14:02,794 --> 00:14:05,865 - Then maybe you need to think about 270 00:14:05,865 --> 00:14:08,204 when your migraines started. 271 00:14:18,826 --> 00:14:20,763 - [Jacob] Sweetie Puss? 272 00:14:24,503 --> 00:14:26,641 You know, I'm sorry. 273 00:14:26,641 --> 00:14:27,643 I really am. 274 00:14:29,314 --> 00:14:32,487 I know I should be more understanding. 275 00:14:34,257 --> 00:14:37,463 - I'm sorry I slapped your dick. 276 00:14:37,463 --> 00:14:41,505 - Yeah, that was a brand-new experience, huh? 277 00:14:41,505 --> 00:14:43,943 - I know you liked it. 278 00:14:43,943 --> 00:14:46,516 - I love you, Sweetie Puss. 279 00:14:46,516 --> 00:14:48,452 - I love you too, Fish. 280 00:14:51,392 --> 00:14:55,032 - I was just talking to Max and he said 281 00:14:55,032 --> 00:14:58,908 he had this new experimental drug for migraines. 282 00:14:58,908 --> 00:15:01,078 - You know, I've tried everything. 283 00:15:01,078 --> 00:15:03,449 - This worked on like the most extreme cases. 284 00:15:03,449 --> 00:15:05,086 - Really? 285 00:15:05,086 --> 00:15:07,424 - This looks like the real deal, 286 00:15:07,424 --> 00:15:10,598 the real shit, you know what I'm saying? 287 00:15:10,598 --> 00:15:12,066 - I don't know. 288 00:15:12,066 --> 00:15:13,737 I'll think about it. 289 00:15:15,575 --> 00:15:17,477 Maybe I'll talk to him. 290 00:15:27,365 --> 00:15:29,936 (horn honking) 291 00:15:40,225 --> 00:15:43,898 - Yes, because they're experimental 292 00:15:43,898 --> 00:15:48,742 and they wanna test the reactions and the side effects. 293 00:15:48,742 --> 00:15:50,212 - Which are? 294 00:15:50,212 --> 00:15:52,951 - Ha, well that's a bit of a caveat really. 295 00:15:52,951 --> 00:15:57,626 In some of the test subjects, they've experienced 296 00:15:57,626 --> 00:16:01,734 restlessness, uber-high energy and sleeplessness. 297 00:16:02,871 --> 00:16:04,540 - That's not so bad. 298 00:16:05,642 --> 00:16:08,983 - Well there is another side effect, yeah. 299 00:16:11,054 --> 00:16:14,026 - Fuck Max, don't keep me on tender hooks. 300 00:16:14,026 --> 00:16:16,198 - Well, you may experience 301 00:16:18,401 --> 00:16:20,005 an elevated libido. 302 00:16:22,076 --> 00:16:25,216 - Haha, that will be the day. 303 00:16:25,216 --> 00:16:26,418 Anything else? 304 00:16:26,418 --> 00:16:27,252 - No, no. 305 00:16:32,029 --> 00:16:33,600 Well, actually yes. 306 00:16:35,636 --> 00:16:36,638 I mean, yes. 307 00:16:38,209 --> 00:16:41,482 It's not just an increased libido. 308 00:16:41,482 --> 00:16:45,491 Some of the other subjects, especially the female ones 309 00:16:45,491 --> 00:16:47,762 have experienced an extreme 310 00:16:49,531 --> 00:16:50,601 lust for sex, 311 00:16:52,371 --> 00:16:55,076 a constant need for sex, 312 00:16:55,076 --> 00:16:58,250 craving for sex all day long, just sex, 313 00:16:58,250 --> 00:16:59,684 sex, 314 00:16:59,684 --> 00:17:01,589 sex, sex, all day long, 315 00:17:01,589 --> 00:17:02,424 sex, 316 00:17:03,426 --> 00:17:04,262 sex. 317 00:17:05,597 --> 00:17:06,432 - Huh. 318 00:17:08,738 --> 00:17:11,543 And you're saying all these subjects 319 00:17:11,543 --> 00:17:15,318 have no migraines after taking just one pill? 320 00:17:20,395 --> 00:17:22,566 - I don't know if I would take the pill, Honey, 321 00:17:22,566 --> 00:17:24,836 especially 'cause it's so experimental. 322 00:17:24,836 --> 00:17:26,373 I don't know, maybe try it for a couple of days 323 00:17:26,373 --> 00:17:27,743 and see how you feel. 324 00:17:27,743 --> 00:17:29,880 - Fuck sis, if I had headaches every day, 325 00:17:29,880 --> 00:17:31,283 I would most def try it. - Lady. 326 00:17:31,283 --> 00:17:34,223 (chattering) 327 00:17:34,223 --> 00:17:35,058 - Yummy. 328 00:17:36,193 --> 00:17:37,763 - Yeah 'cause that's what some ladies told me 329 00:17:37,763 --> 00:17:41,437 after getting the special Anthony treatment. 330 00:17:43,709 --> 00:17:44,911 (laughing) 331 00:17:44,911 --> 00:17:47,281 - Wow, you should really be a porn star. 332 00:17:47,281 --> 00:17:49,921 - This is just the beginning, look. 333 00:17:49,921 --> 00:17:53,294 - Yeah Baby, show me what you got. 334 00:17:53,294 --> 00:17:56,701 - Okay, okay, I see we're talking with talent okay, 335 00:17:56,701 --> 00:17:59,539 but see, Helen and Susan over here, 336 00:17:59,539 --> 00:18:00,943 they're lesbians, 337 00:18:01,811 --> 00:18:03,482 and Lola over there, 338 00:18:06,721 --> 00:18:08,158 she has big dick, 339 00:18:10,864 --> 00:18:13,870 and I'm married sand have four kids. 340 00:18:14,837 --> 00:18:17,576 (laughing) 341 00:18:17,576 --> 00:18:19,747 (yelling) 342 00:18:20,917 --> 00:18:22,286 - What the fuck did you bitches do to Anthony? 343 00:18:22,286 --> 00:18:23,957 - Okay girls, I think it's time. 344 00:18:23,957 --> 00:18:25,125 - Yeah. 345 00:18:25,125 --> 00:18:27,029 - What, what the fuck happened? 346 00:18:27,029 --> 00:18:30,337 - My god. (laughing) 347 00:18:30,337 --> 00:18:33,711 - That was crazy. - Did you see? 348 00:18:33,711 --> 00:18:37,116 - Come on. (police siren) 349 00:18:38,519 --> 00:18:42,059 - You wanna end up like this guy back there? 350 00:18:42,059 --> 00:18:43,496 - What do you mean? 351 00:18:43,496 --> 00:18:45,201 - That's how all men are, no? 352 00:18:45,201 --> 00:18:46,470 Always thinking about sex, 353 00:18:46,470 --> 00:18:47,772 and therefore, they have no other brain 354 00:18:47,772 --> 00:18:50,745 to be left for anything else, right? 355 00:18:50,745 --> 00:18:53,083 And as you said, this is the biggest side effect 356 00:18:53,083 --> 00:18:54,852 of your migraine pill, 357 00:18:56,256 --> 00:18:57,492 a crazy libido. 358 00:18:59,328 --> 00:19:01,800 I mean you don't even know if this is the worse side effect. 359 00:19:01,800 --> 00:19:06,042 You could become suicidal, or even homicidal, right? 360 00:19:06,042 --> 00:19:08,480 (soft music) 361 00:19:30,057 --> 00:19:32,629 (police siren) 362 00:19:52,671 --> 00:19:55,343 (heart beating) 363 00:20:14,514 --> 00:20:17,286 (rhythmic music) 364 00:20:37,528 --> 00:20:40,435 (alarm clock ringing) 365 00:20:40,435 --> 00:20:43,206 (rhythmic music) 366 00:20:58,839 --> 00:21:01,744 - Oh wow, Sweetie Puss, I don't remember 367 00:21:01,744 --> 00:21:04,416 the last time you made breakfast. 368 00:21:04,416 --> 00:21:07,187 (rhythmic music) 369 00:21:35,646 --> 00:21:37,015 - Hey Baby. 370 00:21:37,015 --> 00:21:39,087 - Hey, Sweetie Puss. 371 00:21:39,087 --> 00:21:41,925 - I love it hard and wide, Baby. 372 00:21:41,925 --> 00:21:43,061 - Alright. 373 00:21:43,061 --> 00:21:45,834 (Athena moaning) 374 00:22:05,707 --> 00:22:07,477 - Gee Athena, are you okay? 375 00:22:07,477 --> 00:22:09,916 - Susan, I can invade a small country 376 00:22:09,916 --> 00:22:12,989 in a bikini with an AK-47 and become fucking queen 377 00:22:12,989 --> 00:22:14,758 by the end of the day. 378 00:22:14,758 --> 00:22:16,296 - I'm so happy for you. 379 00:22:16,296 --> 00:22:17,865 - I mean it's not just the energy, 380 00:22:17,865 --> 00:22:20,538 headaches are gone, migraines are gone. 381 00:22:20,538 --> 00:22:22,976 It's all fucking unbelievable; I love it. 382 00:22:22,976 --> 00:22:24,511 - Aw Sweetie. 383 00:22:24,511 --> 00:22:26,148 - We fucked like three times this morning. 384 00:22:26,148 --> 00:22:27,418 - Good for you. 385 00:22:27,418 --> 00:22:30,658 - And I rubbed carpet twice since then. 386 00:22:30,658 --> 00:22:33,630 - Wow, so it really is true about the side effects. 387 00:22:33,630 --> 00:22:35,668 - And I'm in heat like a fucking dog. 388 00:22:35,668 --> 00:22:38,340 I mean, you see this guy? 389 00:22:38,340 --> 00:22:40,212 I'll go to fuck him until he kicks the bucket. 390 00:22:40,212 --> 00:22:41,680 - Oh eww, Athena, that's disgusting. 391 00:22:41,680 --> 00:22:44,586 - And I'll still fuck him nonstop. 392 00:22:44,586 --> 00:22:45,889 - Oh my god! 393 00:22:45,889 --> 00:22:47,626 - 'Til rigor mortis dissipates. 394 00:22:47,626 --> 00:22:50,131 - Okay stop, stop, I can't listen to this anymore. 395 00:22:50,131 --> 00:22:51,367 - Three days later. 396 00:22:51,367 --> 00:22:52,603 (Susan laughing) 397 00:22:52,603 --> 00:22:54,672 - You're gonna make me pee my pants. 398 00:22:54,672 --> 00:22:57,546 - Panties are so soaked from my coochie dripping 399 00:22:57,546 --> 00:23:00,318 like a fucking leaking honey pot. 400 00:23:02,054 --> 00:23:03,057 - Holy shit. 401 00:23:04,193 --> 00:23:05,094 - Fuck it, I'm going to the bathroom 402 00:23:05,094 --> 00:23:07,634 visiting funny fingers. 403 00:23:07,634 --> 00:23:10,038 (soft music) 404 00:23:16,718 --> 00:23:19,456 (rhythmic music) 405 00:23:27,875 --> 00:23:28,710 Pale lord. 406 00:23:30,846 --> 00:23:33,018 (moaning) 407 00:23:43,305 --> 00:23:46,312 - No worries, Sir, it's just our TV. 408 00:23:47,815 --> 00:23:51,990 - Yeah, sounds like one of those nasty titty films. 409 00:23:51,990 --> 00:23:55,697 (moaning and rhythmic music) 410 00:23:57,434 --> 00:24:00,607 (heavy breathing) 411 00:24:00,607 --> 00:24:02,779 (yelling) 412 00:24:14,435 --> 00:24:16,373 - [Susan] Hey Athena, all good? 413 00:24:16,373 --> 00:24:17,273 - All good. 414 00:24:22,753 --> 00:24:25,591 Sir, would you like anything else? 415 00:24:32,271 --> 00:24:33,474 (dance music) 416 00:24:33,474 --> 00:24:36,246 It's crazy, I never ever felt so pumped up. 417 00:24:36,246 --> 00:24:38,150 It's the best shit ever happened to me. 418 00:24:38,150 --> 00:24:41,390 (yelling and laughing) 419 00:24:43,094 --> 00:24:46,100 The problem is I have too much energy, 420 00:24:46,100 --> 00:24:49,439 and of course insatiable lust for sex 421 00:24:49,439 --> 00:24:50,776 all of the time. 422 00:24:51,778 --> 00:24:53,949 It's strange, but I'm loving it. 423 00:24:53,949 --> 00:24:56,086 - Maybe you should try some yoga or Pilates, 424 00:24:56,086 --> 00:24:58,058 you know, something to calm down. 425 00:24:58,058 --> 00:24:59,626 - Yes, that's a good idea. 426 00:24:59,626 --> 00:25:01,163 - No, with a bunch of pretentious bitches? 427 00:25:01,163 --> 00:25:02,265 Nah. 428 00:25:02,265 --> 00:25:03,435 - Hey, I do Pilates. 429 00:25:03,435 --> 00:25:04,270 - Exactly. 430 00:25:05,906 --> 00:25:08,211 - I know, we should try Zoomba. 431 00:25:08,211 --> 00:25:09,413 - What's that? 432 00:25:09,413 --> 00:25:11,116 - It's this fitness program in which 433 00:25:11,116 --> 00:25:13,688 you go over Latin American dance moves. 434 00:25:13,688 --> 00:25:15,193 - Sounds interesting. 435 00:25:15,193 --> 00:25:16,562 - Sounds better. 436 00:25:16,562 --> 00:25:18,398 Let's try it tomorrow? 437 00:25:23,743 --> 00:25:26,315 (police siren) 438 00:25:27,985 --> 00:25:30,590 (horn honking) 439 00:25:31,725 --> 00:25:33,329 - Hey I need a break. 440 00:25:33,329 --> 00:25:34,731 I need a break. 441 00:25:34,731 --> 00:25:36,502 (panting) 442 00:25:36,502 --> 00:25:37,403 - You okay, man? 443 00:25:37,403 --> 00:25:38,239 - Yeah. 444 00:25:39,374 --> 00:25:43,015 I don't know if I'm gonna survive the sting. 445 00:25:44,551 --> 00:25:48,226 So how are things going with you and Athena? 446 00:25:49,928 --> 00:25:51,733 - Oh great man, yeah. 447 00:25:51,733 --> 00:25:55,241 You know, she's always energetic; she's very happy. 448 00:25:55,241 --> 00:25:59,348 Oh yeah, and she doesn't talk about breaking up anymore. 449 00:25:59,348 --> 00:26:02,287 - That's good to here, Jacob. 450 00:26:02,287 --> 00:26:03,490 It's good to hear. 451 00:26:03,490 --> 00:26:06,095 So, how's the other thing? 452 00:26:06,095 --> 00:26:08,133 You know, if you don't mind me asking. 453 00:26:08,133 --> 00:26:08,968 - What? 454 00:26:09,970 --> 00:26:10,871 The fucking? 455 00:26:10,871 --> 00:26:12,709 Oh man. - Yes. 456 00:26:12,709 --> 00:26:14,379 She's not going crazy is she? 457 00:26:14,379 --> 00:26:16,484 - No no no man, I'm telling you, she's a machine. 458 00:26:16,484 --> 00:26:17,986 We fuck like crazy. 459 00:26:17,986 --> 00:26:21,827 In fact, dude, I can't even keep it up sometimes, alright. 460 00:26:23,330 --> 00:26:25,735 You know Max, I was thinking, 461 00:26:28,074 --> 00:26:30,612 can we like probably tweak it down a little bit? 462 00:26:30,612 --> 00:26:32,917 Yeah man, it's like, you'll just tell her that, 463 00:26:32,917 --> 00:26:36,590 you know, it's, the side effects are just a, 464 00:26:36,590 --> 00:26:40,031 temporary, you know, and that in time, 465 00:26:40,031 --> 00:26:42,704 she'll just, it will go down, you know, her libido. 466 00:26:42,704 --> 00:26:46,345 - Jacob, Jacob, stop complaining, man, okay. 467 00:26:46,345 --> 00:26:48,247 A placebo can be a powerful thing. 468 00:26:48,247 --> 00:26:50,252 I did you a favor, now you have to deal with it. 469 00:26:50,252 --> 00:26:53,892 I'm not gonna tell her anything, okay. 470 00:26:53,892 --> 00:26:55,596 You just have to deal with it 471 00:26:55,596 --> 00:26:56,999 until we finish the experiment, okay, 472 00:26:56,999 --> 00:26:59,203 which I hope is gonna be soon. 473 00:26:59,203 --> 00:27:01,975 - Woah woah woah, wait a second, man. 474 00:27:01,975 --> 00:27:05,483 You don't gotta wet your panties, alright. 475 00:27:26,559 --> 00:27:27,393 Damn. 476 00:27:30,032 --> 00:27:32,806 (rhythmic music) 477 00:27:34,341 --> 00:27:36,446 - Hola, Senor, como esta? 478 00:27:37,882 --> 00:27:40,388 Senor, you're very very dirty. 479 00:27:41,456 --> 00:27:43,226 I must clean you now. 480 00:27:53,046 --> 00:27:55,418 (grunting and moaning) 481 00:27:55,418 --> 00:27:58,190 (rhythmic music) 482 00:28:01,129 --> 00:28:03,300 (moaning) 483 00:28:05,438 --> 00:28:07,743 (soft moaning) 484 00:28:07,743 --> 00:28:10,182 (chattering) 485 00:28:12,620 --> 00:28:14,789 (moaning) 486 00:28:16,693 --> 00:28:18,330 - Four steps back 487 00:28:18,330 --> 00:28:19,966 and back in the center. 488 00:28:19,966 --> 00:28:22,305 (clapping) 489 00:28:22,305 --> 00:28:23,507 And some jumping jacks 490 00:28:23,507 --> 00:28:26,079 and one, two three, cooling off 491 00:28:27,048 --> 00:28:29,486 and that's it, guys. 492 00:28:29,486 --> 00:28:32,560 Good workout, give yourselves a hand. 493 00:28:35,199 --> 00:28:36,768 Awesome. 494 00:28:36,768 --> 00:28:38,004 - [Athena] Such a great class, isn't it? 495 00:28:38,004 --> 00:28:39,774 - It was awesome; I'm glad you worked it out. 496 00:28:39,774 --> 00:28:40,842 - Yeah, yeah. 497 00:28:43,215 --> 00:28:44,684 - It was awesome. 498 00:28:44,684 --> 00:28:45,954 - Cool, you guys new to the class, right? 499 00:28:45,954 --> 00:28:47,422 - Yeah, first time. 500 00:28:47,422 --> 00:28:48,592 Great workout. 501 00:28:48,592 --> 00:28:50,096 I'm Helen, this is Athena, Susan, and Lola. 502 00:28:50,096 --> 00:28:50,930 - Hi. 503 00:28:52,166 --> 00:28:53,836 - You look like you had fun, 504 00:28:53,836 --> 00:28:55,907 but you, Athena right? 505 00:28:55,907 --> 00:28:57,678 You've done Zoomba before right? 506 00:28:57,678 --> 00:28:59,247 I mean you, 507 00:28:59,247 --> 00:29:00,483 you're a professional dancer? 508 00:29:00,483 --> 00:29:02,353 - No actually, I'm the opposite, 509 00:29:02,353 --> 00:29:04,291 more of a couch potato. 510 00:29:04,291 --> 00:29:05,226 - A couch potato? 511 00:29:05,226 --> 00:29:06,495 I never would have guessed. 512 00:29:06,495 --> 00:29:08,132 I mean you've got great moves, lots of stamina. 513 00:29:08,132 --> 00:29:09,468 (laughing) 514 00:29:09,468 --> 00:29:13,209 - Oh yeah, Athena, she's got lots of stamina. 515 00:29:14,645 --> 00:29:18,486 - Okay, nice to have met you ladies, okay bye. 516 00:29:22,862 --> 00:29:23,797 - So Honey, how are you doing? 517 00:29:23,797 --> 00:29:26,135 How are your exams going? 518 00:29:26,135 --> 00:29:27,706 - Good, I can't complain. 519 00:29:27,706 --> 00:29:31,446 I've got one last exam, and then I'm officially a paralegal. 520 00:29:31,446 --> 00:29:33,216 - I'm so proud of you. 521 00:29:33,216 --> 00:29:34,152 - Good job. 522 00:29:35,654 --> 00:29:38,060 (soft music) 523 00:29:38,060 --> 00:29:39,662 - Thank you, Honey. 524 00:29:43,403 --> 00:29:46,876 - Now, I completely forgot you can cook. 525 00:29:46,876 --> 00:29:48,046 It's marvelous. 526 00:29:48,046 --> 00:29:49,215 - How's your love life? 527 00:29:49,215 --> 00:29:50,785 Anybody we should know about? 528 00:29:50,785 --> 00:29:52,221 - No, not really. 529 00:29:53,256 --> 00:29:54,992 Well, there kinda is. 530 00:29:55,962 --> 00:29:59,068 - What the fuck does that mean. 531 00:29:59,068 --> 00:30:01,374 - I'm having an affair, okay. 532 00:30:01,374 --> 00:30:04,579 - Oh, we got a little devil here. 533 00:30:04,579 --> 00:30:06,617 - He's married and has kids. 534 00:30:06,617 --> 00:30:09,156 What can I say, I'm the cliche mistress 535 00:30:09,156 --> 00:30:10,359 waiting for him top leave his wife. 536 00:30:10,359 --> 00:30:13,531 - Fuck and you didn't tell me about it? 537 00:30:15,269 --> 00:30:18,274 - How long have you been canoodling? 538 00:30:19,410 --> 00:30:21,348 - I don't know exactly. 539 00:30:21,348 --> 00:30:25,189 It doesn't matter; I'm not sure about him anymore anyway. 540 00:30:25,189 --> 00:30:27,025 - Oh Honey, I'm sorry, 541 00:30:28,395 --> 00:30:31,000 but you know, you're a pretty, intelligent young woman. 542 00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:33,472 There's gotta be a nice, normal, 543 00:30:33,472 --> 00:30:36,076 decent guy out there for you. 544 00:30:36,076 --> 00:30:38,182 - You can't help who you fall for; it's how it is. 545 00:30:38,182 --> 00:30:41,855 - I'm still shocked that you kept this dark secret. 546 00:30:41,855 --> 00:30:45,230 You have to tell me all about him. 547 00:30:45,230 --> 00:30:47,132 - The truth is I'm more concerned about you. 548 00:30:47,132 --> 00:30:48,769 - Why? 549 00:30:48,769 --> 00:30:50,407 - You're not yourself anymore, 550 00:30:50,407 --> 00:30:52,176 and I can't help but wonder 551 00:30:52,176 --> 00:30:55,550 if this drug isn't doing you some damage. 552 00:30:56,719 --> 00:31:00,494 - No need to worry; I've got it under control. 553 00:31:00,494 --> 00:31:01,929 I feel fantastic. 554 00:31:03,366 --> 00:31:05,704 There are no negative side effects. 555 00:31:05,704 --> 00:31:08,142 - Yeah, what's the issue, Honey? 556 00:31:08,142 --> 00:31:11,482 - I just have a bad feeling, that's all. 557 00:31:21,202 --> 00:31:24,208 (television football game chatter) 558 00:31:24,208 --> 00:31:26,613 - Hey, Sweetie Puss, how'd it go? 559 00:31:26,613 --> 00:31:30,019 - Good, but not as good as your dick. 560 00:31:30,019 --> 00:31:32,593 - Woah, Sweetie Puss, wait, wait. 561 00:31:32,593 --> 00:31:33,828 You know what? 562 00:31:33,828 --> 00:31:37,467 How 'bout you let me finish this game, 563 00:31:37,467 --> 00:31:39,673 and after that, I'm gonna fuck you so hard 564 00:31:39,673 --> 00:31:42,680 you won't be able to sit for a week. 565 00:31:44,482 --> 00:31:46,653 - I hope that's a promise. 566 00:32:06,561 --> 00:32:10,001 - [Carl] So I asked if he's be serious. 567 00:32:10,001 --> 00:32:11,304 - And? 568 00:32:11,304 --> 00:32:14,443 - And he says, "Yes, of course I'm serious." 569 00:32:14,443 --> 00:32:17,415 We should nuke Africa and all the other loser countries, 570 00:32:17,415 --> 00:32:19,086 Problem solved. 571 00:32:19,086 --> 00:32:21,190 - Holy fuck, where did you find this loser? 572 00:32:21,190 --> 00:32:24,397 And on top of everything, he expected me to pay, 573 00:32:24,397 --> 00:32:27,772 and he expected me to take him to my place to fuck. 574 00:32:27,772 --> 00:32:29,240 - Oh, and did you? 575 00:32:29,240 --> 00:32:30,576 - Are you crazy? 576 00:32:32,046 --> 00:32:35,386 I would have rather fucked a granny in a wheelchair. 577 00:32:35,386 --> 00:32:36,689 - But he was hot? 578 00:32:36,689 --> 00:32:39,795 - Yeah, killer features, killer body, 579 00:32:41,965 --> 00:32:45,974 a real fucking Adonis until he opened his mouth. 580 00:32:48,279 --> 00:32:50,617 Ignorance is so unattractive. 581 00:32:50,617 --> 00:32:52,621 - Absolutamente. 582 00:32:52,621 --> 00:32:55,761 (chattering) 583 00:32:55,761 --> 00:32:57,766 - Sweetie, are you okay? 584 00:32:58,766 --> 00:33:01,004 Holy shit, Sweetie. 585 00:33:01,004 --> 00:33:02,407 - Can I talk to you in private? 586 00:33:02,407 --> 00:33:03,477 - Yeah, yeah. 587 00:33:09,155 --> 00:33:11,291 Feel okay, Sweetie Puss? 588 00:33:11,291 --> 00:33:13,130 - I'm in pain; it hurts so much. 589 00:33:13,130 --> 00:33:15,335 - Where, your head? 590 00:33:15,335 --> 00:33:16,269 - No. 591 00:33:16,269 --> 00:33:18,975 - It hurts so much over here. 592 00:33:18,975 --> 00:33:20,145 - What the fuck, Sweetie Puss? 593 00:33:20,145 --> 00:33:21,447 I thought something bad happened? 594 00:33:21,447 --> 00:33:24,285 - Come on, Fish, don't be a pussy; stick it in. 595 00:33:24,285 --> 00:33:25,922 Destroy me, come on. 596 00:33:25,922 --> 00:33:27,358 - I don't got time for this! 597 00:33:27,358 --> 00:33:29,495 I'm working as you can see. 598 00:33:29,495 --> 00:33:31,700 (Jacob grunting) 599 00:33:31,700 --> 00:33:33,204 - Are you fucking serious? 600 00:33:33,204 --> 00:33:35,141 You're gonna really let me hang with this? 601 00:33:35,141 --> 00:33:37,680 - We fuck like a million times a day and it's not enough? 602 00:33:37,680 --> 00:33:39,449 - Oh, that's how it is? 603 00:33:39,449 --> 00:33:41,620 When you wanted to fuck, it didn't matter 604 00:33:41,620 --> 00:33:43,257 if I was in the mood or not, right fucker? 605 00:33:43,257 --> 00:33:45,329 - I'm gonna get a coffee. 606 00:33:46,497 --> 00:33:48,267 - I gotta finish this t-shirt like by tomorrow 607 00:33:48,267 --> 00:33:49,870 for a client, okay? 608 00:33:50,739 --> 00:33:52,677 - Screw you, limp dick. 609 00:33:52,677 --> 00:33:55,115 (dance music) 610 00:34:01,795 --> 00:34:03,098 - Hi there; what can I get you guys? 611 00:34:03,098 --> 00:34:05,903 - Two vodka tonics and two Merlot. 612 00:34:05,903 --> 00:34:08,141 - Can I see some ID please? 613 00:34:10,080 --> 00:34:11,648 Really? 614 00:34:11,648 --> 00:34:14,220 Your name's Athena Cockburn? 615 00:34:14,220 --> 00:34:15,624 Cockburn? 616 00:34:15,624 --> 00:34:18,462 - Dude, I hear this all my life. 617 00:34:18,462 --> 00:34:21,201 It's pronounced Co-burn. 618 00:34:21,201 --> 00:34:25,310 - Okay, alright, didn't mean to offend, Co-burn. 619 00:34:25,310 --> 00:34:26,913 The way you look, I wouldn't be surprised 620 00:34:26,913 --> 00:34:29,617 if your name wasn't a prophecy for most men. 621 00:34:29,617 --> 00:34:31,589 - Only the ones who are worth it. 622 00:34:31,589 --> 00:34:33,359 - That's good to know. 623 00:34:33,359 --> 00:34:34,194 I'm Gavin. 624 00:34:36,666 --> 00:34:39,171 (dance music) 625 00:34:40,440 --> 00:34:42,209 - We need to change our last name. 626 00:34:42,209 --> 00:34:44,114 - Or get married. 627 00:34:44,114 --> 00:34:46,284 - And have a lot of kids. 628 00:34:46,284 --> 00:34:48,523 (laughing) 629 00:34:53,366 --> 00:34:56,707 (yelling and chattering) 630 00:35:02,720 --> 00:35:05,191 - [Susan] Unbelievable. 631 00:35:05,191 --> 00:35:08,430 - Who the fuck would have thought that? 632 00:35:08,430 --> 00:35:11,035 - He's very interesting fish. 633 00:35:11,035 --> 00:35:11,870 - Can always stick it 634 00:35:11,870 --> 00:35:13,807 - [Lola] Yeah. 635 00:35:13,807 --> 00:35:16,179 - That's what makes him hot. 636 00:35:16,179 --> 00:35:18,717 - Nah, and he could be your father. 637 00:35:18,717 --> 00:35:22,626 - Still, you know, there's something intriguing 638 00:35:22,626 --> 00:35:24,763 and mysterious about him. 639 00:35:24,763 --> 00:35:26,968 (soft rock music playing) 640 00:35:26,968 --> 00:35:29,305 (whistling) 641 00:35:31,477 --> 00:35:33,415 - [Helen] So how's Jacob? 642 00:35:33,415 --> 00:35:35,017 - Good. 643 00:35:35,017 --> 00:35:36,654 - Any fights lately? 644 00:35:36,654 --> 00:35:37,757 - Not really. 645 00:35:38,859 --> 00:35:40,996 Look, Fish just doesn't wanna fuck enough. 646 00:35:40,996 --> 00:35:43,601 It is becoming a vaginal issue. 647 00:35:43,601 --> 00:35:45,173 I don't know how long I can hold it back 648 00:35:45,173 --> 00:35:48,545 before I jump fuck the next passing dick. 649 00:35:48,545 --> 00:35:49,713 - Hell, why don't you do it with somebody? 650 00:35:49,713 --> 00:35:50,950 - What? 651 00:35:50,950 --> 00:35:52,854 - I mean, you don't have to tell him. 652 00:35:52,854 --> 00:35:55,526 - You really surprised me lately. 653 00:35:57,162 --> 00:36:01,872 - Hey, maybe I'm just maturing and becoming more realistic, 654 00:36:01,872 --> 00:36:03,843 or pragmatic depending on how you look at it. 655 00:36:03,843 --> 00:36:06,648 (laughing) 656 00:36:06,648 --> 00:36:08,987 - No, I could never do that? 657 00:36:10,389 --> 00:36:11,725 Well, I hope so. 658 00:36:17,269 --> 00:36:19,541 (applause) 659 00:36:24,684 --> 00:36:25,954 - Hello, ladies. 660 00:36:25,954 --> 00:36:27,626 I guess Jersey City is a village after all, huh? 661 00:36:27,626 --> 00:36:30,564 - And you must be the village jester, 662 00:36:30,564 --> 00:36:33,370 you know, singing and dancing. 663 00:36:33,370 --> 00:36:34,871 You must tell jokes too. 664 00:36:34,871 --> 00:36:37,377 - No, no jokes, and I'm very bad at telling jokes. 665 00:36:37,377 --> 00:36:40,384 - Are there any talents or other professions 666 00:36:40,384 --> 00:36:42,320 we should know about? 667 00:36:42,320 --> 00:36:43,657 Maybe some secrets? 668 00:36:43,657 --> 00:36:45,161 - No secrets. 669 00:36:45,161 --> 00:36:47,732 Well actually, I do have a couple of women chained 670 00:36:47,732 --> 00:36:49,602 in my basement because I do enjoy the occasional 671 00:36:49,602 --> 00:36:52,876 human filet mignon in a red wine sauce. 672 00:36:54,579 --> 00:36:56,182 It's a joke. 673 00:36:56,182 --> 00:36:57,820 I told you, I'm very bad at telling jokes, okay. 674 00:36:57,820 --> 00:37:00,090 (laughing) 675 00:37:02,763 --> 00:37:04,432 Hey, why don't you let me buy you a drink, okay? 676 00:37:04,432 --> 00:37:05,268 - Sure. 677 00:37:06,403 --> 00:37:07,238 Thank you. 678 00:37:08,708 --> 00:37:11,312 (soft rock music) 679 00:37:11,312 --> 00:37:13,484 (yelling) 680 00:37:26,277 --> 00:37:29,616 (applause and cheering) 681 00:37:38,702 --> 00:37:40,104 - Hey, I'm having a party at my place next week. 682 00:37:40,104 --> 00:37:41,541 You guys wanna come? 683 00:37:41,541 --> 00:37:42,978 My friend, Theo, is coming. 684 00:37:42,978 --> 00:37:45,750 - Oh yes, thank you for the invite. 685 00:37:45,750 --> 00:37:47,252 We'd love to come. 686 00:37:48,990 --> 00:37:49,924 - You okay? 687 00:37:50,860 --> 00:37:52,395 - Of course. 688 00:37:52,395 --> 00:37:55,603 Are you doing anything, like right now? 689 00:38:00,513 --> 00:38:02,316 I think we can go to your place, 690 00:38:02,316 --> 00:38:03,486 (laughing) 691 00:38:03,486 --> 00:38:04,554 and you know? 692 00:38:05,523 --> 00:38:07,293 - Oh okay, I get it. 693 00:38:07,293 --> 00:38:10,133 No, actually I really have to get up 694 00:38:10,133 --> 00:38:13,039 very early tomorrow and go to work. 695 00:38:14,708 --> 00:38:15,544 - Sure. 696 00:38:17,179 --> 00:38:18,549 No problem. 697 00:38:18,549 --> 00:38:21,390 (soft rock music) 698 00:38:27,970 --> 00:38:30,141 (moaning) 699 00:38:39,392 --> 00:38:40,494 Holy fuck! 700 00:38:40,494 --> 00:38:41,328 More! 701 00:38:42,666 --> 00:38:43,567 More! 702 00:38:43,567 --> 00:38:44,402 Come on! 703 00:38:45,305 --> 00:38:47,140 Fuck! (slapping) 704 00:38:47,140 --> 00:38:50,315 (applause and cheers) 705 00:38:54,622 --> 00:38:55,425 - Place, 706 00:38:56,694 --> 00:38:58,430 deep breath, 707 00:38:58,430 --> 00:38:59,599 and that's it. 708 00:39:01,369 --> 00:39:04,442 Thank you, great workout everybody. 709 00:39:04,442 --> 00:39:05,879 Athena, do you have a moment. 710 00:39:05,879 --> 00:39:06,914 - Victor, listen. 711 00:39:06,914 --> 00:39:08,384 - I just, look. 712 00:39:08,384 --> 00:39:09,854 - Victor, I told you I was drunk, okay. 713 00:39:09,854 --> 00:39:11,323 I'm sorry. 714 00:39:11,323 --> 00:39:13,161 Let's just stay friends and not mention this again. 715 00:39:13,161 --> 00:39:14,497 - I'm sorry, okay. 716 00:39:14,497 --> 00:39:16,834 I'm just not used to this kind of thing. 717 00:39:16,834 --> 00:39:18,538 - What do you mean? 718 00:39:18,538 --> 00:39:20,008 - Dating and stuff. 719 00:39:20,008 --> 00:39:22,144 I apologize, okay again. 720 00:39:22,144 --> 00:39:25,118 I just wanted to come over for a drink and chat. 721 00:39:25,118 --> 00:39:27,991 I'm not a one-night-stand type of guy. 722 00:39:27,991 --> 00:39:29,126 I'm not saying you are either. 723 00:39:29,126 --> 00:39:30,630 I'm just saying, 724 00:39:30,630 --> 00:39:32,868 you know, I'm not used to getting offers 725 00:39:32,868 --> 00:39:35,172 from beautiful young women. 726 00:39:35,172 --> 00:39:37,945 I just want to get to know you better. 727 00:39:37,945 --> 00:39:38,779 Please. 728 00:39:40,349 --> 00:39:41,885 Please. 729 00:39:41,885 --> 00:39:46,060 - You're not going to chain me in the basement, are you? 730 00:39:46,929 --> 00:39:50,404 (doorbell ringing) 731 00:39:50,404 --> 00:39:51,238 - Hi. 732 00:39:53,108 --> 00:39:54,611 - Holy shit, Fish. 733 00:39:55,547 --> 00:39:56,616 What is your third job? 734 00:39:56,616 --> 00:39:57,786 A drug dealer? 735 00:39:58,852 --> 00:40:00,424 - I used to manage a hedge fund. 736 00:40:00,424 --> 00:40:03,730 It's along time ago, back in the 90's. 737 00:40:03,730 --> 00:40:05,901 - So bank stuff? 738 00:40:05,901 --> 00:40:07,471 Are you rich? 739 00:40:07,471 --> 00:40:09,775 - Well, let's just say that this condo's very modest 740 00:40:09,775 --> 00:40:11,679 compared to the house I used to live in, 741 00:40:11,679 --> 00:40:13,416 but I can't complain. 742 00:40:14,585 --> 00:40:16,489 - And why did you stop robbing people? 743 00:40:16,489 --> 00:40:19,428 - I actually had a burn-out, 744 00:40:19,428 --> 00:40:22,333 so I just took all my money and left Manhattan. 745 00:40:22,333 --> 00:40:26,543 - And now you are a singer and a Zoomba teacher. 746 00:40:26,543 --> 00:40:28,446 - Yeah maybe, in a way. 747 00:40:29,382 --> 00:40:30,618 Would you like some white wine? 748 00:40:30,618 --> 00:40:32,121 - Sure. 749 00:40:32,121 --> 00:40:34,558 (soft music) 750 00:40:43,544 --> 00:40:44,546 - Thank you. 751 00:40:46,416 --> 00:40:47,351 Who's this? 752 00:40:48,654 --> 00:40:49,723 - Oh, that's, 753 00:40:50,826 --> 00:40:52,261 that's my sister. 754 00:40:53,597 --> 00:40:55,369 - She's beautiful. 755 00:40:55,369 --> 00:40:57,372 - Yeah, she was. 756 00:40:57,372 --> 00:41:00,412 She passed a long time ago. 757 00:41:00,412 --> 00:41:02,583 - I'm so sorry to hear about that. 758 00:41:02,583 --> 00:41:05,054 - Yeah well, that's life. 759 00:41:05,054 --> 00:41:06,491 Would you like to sit? 760 00:41:06,491 --> 00:41:07,325 - Sure. 761 00:41:08,495 --> 00:41:10,532 - Are you okay? 762 00:41:10,532 --> 00:41:14,741 You're not uncomfortable here with me, right? 763 00:41:14,741 --> 00:41:16,243 - I'm so sorry. 764 00:41:16,243 --> 00:41:17,480 I have so much shit going on right now in my life, 765 00:41:17,480 --> 00:41:19,851 and I did things I'm not proud of. 766 00:41:21,622 --> 00:41:23,024 - Oh? 767 00:41:23,024 --> 00:41:26,599 - Actually, I'm very comfortable around you, 768 00:41:26,599 --> 00:41:28,435 and I feel like I can talk to you about anything. 769 00:41:28,435 --> 00:41:30,005 - Great, same here. 770 00:41:32,376 --> 00:41:34,714 - I cheated on my boyfriend. 771 00:41:36,685 --> 00:41:37,688 - Okay. 772 00:41:37,688 --> 00:41:39,625 - Just so atypical of me. 773 00:41:39,625 --> 00:41:42,698 I've never done anything like this. 774 00:41:42,698 --> 00:41:46,204 Now I'm full of guilt and I don't know what to do. 775 00:41:46,204 --> 00:41:49,645 - I mean, where you guys having issues 776 00:41:49,645 --> 00:41:52,617 or did you just fall in love with somebody else? 777 00:41:52,617 --> 00:41:54,888 - No, it was one time thing, 778 00:41:57,662 --> 00:42:01,903 and I mean I don't know if I should tell my boyfriend. 779 00:42:01,903 --> 00:42:03,407 What would you do? 780 00:42:04,274 --> 00:42:05,578 - Well let me ask you this. 781 00:42:05,578 --> 00:42:07,916 If your boyfriend cheated on you, 782 00:42:07,916 --> 00:42:10,119 would you want to know? 783 00:42:10,119 --> 00:42:11,121 - Hell Yeah. 784 00:42:12,057 --> 00:42:14,729 - Then maybe that's your answer. 785 00:42:16,365 --> 00:42:18,972 (police siren) 786 00:42:22,846 --> 00:42:25,518 - I gotta tell Jacob; it's driving me nuts. 787 00:42:25,518 --> 00:42:28,090 - What if he breaks up with you? 788 00:42:28,090 --> 00:42:31,564 - It's not my fault; it's that damn pill. 789 00:42:31,564 --> 00:42:33,067 - Maybe. 790 00:42:33,067 --> 00:42:34,335 - The fuck you mean maybe? 791 00:42:34,335 --> 00:42:35,939 - Look, don't get snippy with me. 792 00:42:35,939 --> 00:42:39,013 You guys haven't exactly been, you know. 793 00:42:39,013 --> 00:42:40,482 - What? 794 00:42:40,482 --> 00:42:41,984 - You have been complaining about this relationship 795 00:42:41,984 --> 00:42:43,321 for a long time. 796 00:42:44,590 --> 00:42:45,892 - Yeah I know, babe. 797 00:42:45,892 --> 00:42:47,931 I'm sorry, I didn't mean to be a bitch. 798 00:42:47,931 --> 00:42:51,605 Maybe that's more a reason I need to come clean with him. 799 00:42:51,605 --> 00:42:52,874 Maybe. 800 00:42:52,874 --> 00:42:56,447 I can't wait until I get it over with. 801 00:42:56,447 --> 00:42:57,817 Would you mind if I leave? 802 00:42:57,817 --> 00:43:00,356 There's not much going on. 803 00:43:00,356 --> 00:43:02,292 - Sure Honey, go ahead. 804 00:43:03,262 --> 00:43:05,165 I can handle it here. 805 00:43:05,165 --> 00:43:07,938 - Thank you, Babe; I owe you one. 806 00:43:11,979 --> 00:43:12,815 Fish? 807 00:43:15,152 --> 00:43:16,722 Fish, are you here? 808 00:43:21,298 --> 00:43:22,132 Fish? 809 00:43:24,771 --> 00:43:25,974 Fish, I... 810 00:43:25,974 --> 00:43:28,145 (yelling) 811 00:43:31,151 --> 00:43:31,986 - Wow. 812 00:43:33,323 --> 00:43:34,724 Wow. 813 00:43:34,724 --> 00:43:36,829 I guess it makes us even now. 814 00:43:36,829 --> 00:43:38,433 - What did you say? 815 00:43:39,834 --> 00:43:41,171 - Look, I'm sorry, okay. 816 00:43:41,171 --> 00:43:42,173 I was drunk. 817 00:43:43,743 --> 00:43:45,847 Hey lady, you can come out now, it's okay. 818 00:43:45,847 --> 00:43:48,253 - Did you fucking cheat on me? 819 00:43:48,253 --> 00:43:50,023 - Look, I'm not mad at you, okay. 820 00:43:50,023 --> 00:43:51,693 We had a rough patch. 821 00:43:51,693 --> 00:43:54,465 We both fucked up; let's just forget about this. 822 00:43:54,465 --> 00:43:56,503 Yo lady, it's okay to come out, really. 823 00:43:56,503 --> 00:43:59,442 Okay, I'm going to leave right now. 824 00:44:00,845 --> 00:44:04,752 By the time I come back, that slut has to be gone, okay? 825 00:44:04,752 --> 00:44:07,760 - Oh ho ho, now you call me a slut, huh? 826 00:44:07,760 --> 00:44:09,229 - Wait Sweetie Puss, don't make this harder, okay? 827 00:44:09,229 --> 00:44:11,199 - Fucking bitch, what about you? 828 00:44:11,199 --> 00:44:13,370 Oh you're not the holy Athena now anymore, are you? 829 00:44:13,370 --> 00:44:14,506 - Woah, woah! 830 00:44:14,506 --> 00:44:16,109 Shut up, Sweetie Puss. 831 00:44:16,109 --> 00:44:17,545 - You said you wanted to break up with her anyway, 832 00:44:17,545 --> 00:44:18,747 didn't you? 833 00:44:18,747 --> 00:44:20,819 - You fucking, conniving asshole! 834 00:44:20,819 --> 00:44:23,657 And you, Helen, you fucking traitor! 835 00:44:23,657 --> 00:44:25,729 I'm going to fucking kill you both! 836 00:44:25,729 --> 00:44:26,798 - Woah, woah. 837 00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:29,069 - And you, Helen! 838 00:44:29,069 --> 00:44:32,108 (fighting) 839 00:44:32,108 --> 00:44:33,278 - Oh my god. 840 00:44:33,278 --> 00:44:35,482 (yelling) 841 00:44:35,482 --> 00:44:36,383 - Woah! 842 00:44:36,383 --> 00:44:37,218 Woah! 843 00:44:37,218 --> 00:44:38,155 Oh my god! 844 00:44:38,155 --> 00:44:39,090 - I'm done with you both. 845 00:44:39,090 --> 00:44:40,124 I'm through, you hear me! 846 00:44:40,124 --> 00:44:40,959 I'm done! 847 00:44:42,128 --> 00:44:44,867 (dramatic music) 848 00:44:48,408 --> 00:44:51,080 (Athena crying) 849 00:45:04,473 --> 00:45:07,046 (police siren) 850 00:45:10,820 --> 00:45:13,326 (bird cawing) 851 00:45:20,874 --> 00:45:23,479 (horn blaring) 852 00:45:25,684 --> 00:45:27,855 - Excuse me, miss. 853 00:45:27,855 --> 00:45:30,327 Sorry to interrupt you. 854 00:45:30,327 --> 00:45:32,465 Is this place occupied? 855 00:45:32,465 --> 00:45:34,701 - Sure, I don't own this bench. 856 00:45:34,701 --> 00:45:37,508 You can sit if you'd like. (bird cawing) 857 00:45:37,508 --> 00:45:39,479 - You are so kind. 858 00:45:39,479 --> 00:45:43,387 Most people are so detached, so self-contained. 859 00:45:44,889 --> 00:45:49,198 They're even afraid of us involuntarily (mumbles) 860 00:45:49,198 --> 00:45:50,200 but not you. 861 00:45:51,403 --> 00:45:54,509 You are a ray of light in this dark world. 862 00:45:54,509 --> 00:45:55,312 - Thanks. 863 00:45:59,152 --> 00:46:02,927 - What a wonderful day it is today, isn't it? 864 00:46:04,095 --> 00:46:05,097 - Yes it is. 865 00:46:12,546 --> 00:46:15,919 - I've been on these hooves all day, 866 00:46:15,919 --> 00:46:17,489 and they're so dry. 867 00:46:30,316 --> 00:46:32,620 I'm sorry, may I offer you some lotion? 868 00:46:32,620 --> 00:46:33,621 - No thanks. 869 00:46:35,793 --> 00:46:40,235 - It's very important to take care of your body 870 00:46:40,235 --> 00:46:42,573 and your soul too of course. 871 00:46:46,280 --> 00:46:47,750 - Absolutely. 872 00:46:47,750 --> 00:46:51,358 Well, I gotta go; have a wonderful day. 873 00:46:51,358 --> 00:46:52,961 (police siren) 874 00:46:52,961 --> 00:46:54,030 - Young lady? 875 00:46:54,999 --> 00:46:57,303 Thank you so much. 876 00:46:57,303 --> 00:46:59,374 You are a wonderful lady. 877 00:47:00,510 --> 00:47:03,849 May all your wishes come true in your life. 878 00:47:06,421 --> 00:47:07,356 - [Athena] Can you believe your own sister 879 00:47:07,356 --> 00:47:09,627 would do something like that? 880 00:47:09,627 --> 00:47:12,066 - Well, if I had one and she did, 881 00:47:12,066 --> 00:47:14,805 I'd rip her heart out, barbecue it 882 00:47:14,805 --> 00:47:17,310 and eat it like a pork chop. 883 00:47:17,310 --> 00:47:20,384 Look, I can't understand exactly what you're going through, 884 00:47:20,384 --> 00:47:22,956 but Helen really disappointed me too. 885 00:47:22,956 --> 00:47:27,130 I had no idea she could be such a treacherous person. 886 00:47:29,602 --> 00:47:30,605 - Holy moly! 887 00:47:31,472 --> 00:47:33,277 Are these from you? 888 00:47:33,277 --> 00:47:34,111 - Yeah. 889 00:47:35,448 --> 00:47:38,420 - They're freaking amazing; you never showed me. 890 00:47:38,420 --> 00:47:40,023 You're so talented. 891 00:47:40,023 --> 00:47:41,225 - I don't know. 892 00:47:41,225 --> 00:47:42,395 I guess. 893 00:47:42,395 --> 00:47:44,833 - Did I tell you I started (mumbles) again. 894 00:47:44,833 --> 00:47:47,672 - Actually no, but that's awesome. 895 00:47:49,109 --> 00:47:50,812 - Since I had so much energy and I couldn't sleep 896 00:47:50,812 --> 00:47:53,684 for the past few weeks, I've been working so crazy. 897 00:47:53,684 --> 00:47:55,455 - Yeah, but you don't have any headaches. 898 00:47:55,455 --> 00:47:57,158 - True, that's the only reason 899 00:47:57,158 --> 00:48:01,033 I'm still taking those freaking pills. 900 00:48:01,033 --> 00:48:04,974 How about you and I, we do a show together 901 00:48:04,974 --> 00:48:06,544 and you will say yes. 902 00:48:06,544 --> 00:48:07,379 - What? 903 00:48:08,481 --> 00:48:09,417 - You have to start taking risks, 904 00:48:09,417 --> 00:48:11,286 otherwise nothing will happen. 905 00:48:11,286 --> 00:48:12,857 - What I want to know about is Victor. 906 00:48:12,857 --> 00:48:13,758 How was it? 907 00:48:14,895 --> 00:48:18,068 - He's cute, but he's more of a loner. 908 00:48:19,270 --> 00:48:22,241 - What I mean is did you guys, you know? 909 00:48:24,046 --> 00:48:26,117 - No, he's very reserved. 910 00:48:27,219 --> 00:48:29,724 I would say very conservative, 911 00:48:31,027 --> 00:48:33,665 but a very very good friend, 912 00:48:33,665 --> 00:48:35,637 an unfuckable friend. 913 00:48:35,637 --> 00:48:37,975 I need to get over Jacob. 914 00:48:37,975 --> 00:48:40,012 The only way is 915 00:48:40,012 --> 00:48:41,447 through my pussy. 916 00:48:45,023 --> 00:48:47,359 Ah, I need a drink and a fuck. 917 00:48:47,359 --> 00:48:48,896 Let's go to a bar. 918 00:48:48,896 --> 00:48:52,002 - Oh Honey, I'm so tired and I'm really not in the mood. 919 00:48:52,002 --> 00:48:55,009 - Alright, well I'm gonna go change, 920 00:48:57,113 --> 00:48:59,184 and don't wait up for me. 921 00:49:00,721 --> 00:49:03,459 (rhythmic music) 922 00:50:20,951 --> 00:50:24,959 ♪ Turned on by a sigh 923 00:50:24,959 --> 00:50:28,131 ♪ Mona Lisa Mona Lisa 924 00:50:29,032 --> 00:50:32,106 ♪ Smile and be quiet 925 00:50:33,142 --> 00:50:37,016 ♪ Mona Lisa pull your hand 926 00:50:37,016 --> 00:50:40,089 ♪ Up escape the fire 927 00:50:42,829 --> 00:50:46,501 ♪ Simple hands simple hands 928 00:50:47,704 --> 00:50:51,045 ♪ Smoothing out clothes 929 00:50:51,979 --> 00:50:55,053 ♪ It's so bad it feels good 930 00:50:55,053 --> 00:50:58,359 ♪ Dark and stormy night 931 00:50:59,795 --> 00:51:01,633 ♪ Push your luck 932 00:51:01,633 --> 00:51:03,870 ♪ Push your luck 933 00:51:03,870 --> 00:51:07,277 ♪ In the grandest style 934 00:51:07,277 --> 00:51:10,116 ♪ Born to be wild 935 00:51:11,820 --> 00:51:15,161 ♪ With these simple hands 936 00:51:15,161 --> 00:51:17,732 ♪ Simple hands 937 00:51:23,811 --> 00:51:26,049 (applause) 938 00:51:32,161 --> 00:51:34,733 - She was even more beautiful in real life. 939 00:51:34,733 --> 00:51:36,236 - I can only imagine. 940 00:51:36,236 --> 00:51:40,645 - Yeah, she was the kindest, warmest person I ever met. 941 00:51:40,645 --> 00:51:41,480 Victor, 942 00:51:42,683 --> 00:51:45,222 Victor fell apart after she died. 943 00:51:46,456 --> 00:51:49,363 He hasn't been in a relationship since. 944 00:51:49,363 --> 00:51:51,266 - What do you mean? 945 00:51:51,266 --> 00:51:53,304 - Charlotte, his wife, 946 00:51:53,304 --> 00:51:55,943 after she died of a brain tumor. 947 00:51:55,943 --> 00:51:57,613 Oh, you didn't know? 948 00:51:59,150 --> 00:52:00,720 - Oh course I knew. 949 00:52:08,035 --> 00:52:09,036 - Excuse me. 950 00:52:13,345 --> 00:52:14,781 - Hi, Theo. - Hi. 951 00:52:15,917 --> 00:52:17,821 - You have a voice like an angel. 952 00:52:17,821 --> 00:52:19,591 - Oh, you do too. 953 00:52:19,591 --> 00:52:20,594 (laughing) 954 00:52:20,594 --> 00:52:22,196 And you're beautiful too. 955 00:52:22,196 --> 00:52:24,334 - Well, thank you. 956 00:52:24,334 --> 00:52:25,938 - I'm so stupid. 957 00:52:25,938 --> 00:52:27,707 - No, don't be silly. 958 00:52:29,277 --> 00:52:31,983 - I just don't feel comfortable talking about her. 959 00:52:31,983 --> 00:52:35,858 I know it's no excuse, but she was the love of my life, 960 00:52:35,858 --> 00:52:38,497 and when she passed, I just fell into this 961 00:52:38,497 --> 00:52:40,233 deep, dark place. 962 00:52:40,233 --> 00:52:41,603 - I really understand, Victor. 963 00:52:41,603 --> 00:52:44,074 I was just a bit surprised when he told me. 964 00:52:44,074 --> 00:52:47,581 I'm so sorry about your loss; I really am. 965 00:52:52,558 --> 00:52:54,362 - Can I ask you a question? 966 00:52:54,362 --> 00:52:55,197 - Sure. 967 00:52:56,132 --> 00:52:58,103 - You like creepy stuff, right? 968 00:52:58,103 --> 00:53:00,274 - How did you know? 969 00:53:00,274 --> 00:53:01,877 - You wanna go on a trip tomorrow? 970 00:53:01,877 --> 00:53:02,914 - Where to? 971 00:53:02,914 --> 00:53:03,980 - You'll see. 972 00:53:05,250 --> 00:53:08,724 - Sure, I'd like to see what you label creepy 973 00:53:08,724 --> 00:53:11,864 Nothing with human flesh and chains. 974 00:53:11,864 --> 00:53:14,136 (laughing) 975 00:53:17,809 --> 00:53:20,248 (soft music) 976 00:53:27,897 --> 00:53:30,168 Holy fuck, this is awesome! 977 00:53:31,170 --> 00:53:33,140 This is really a nice surprise. 978 00:53:33,140 --> 00:53:35,345 - [Victor] I had a feeling you'd like it. 979 00:53:35,345 --> 00:53:37,015 - [Athena] And why was this closed? 980 00:53:37,015 --> 00:53:38,685 - [Victor] Well you know, so many places like this one 981 00:53:38,685 --> 00:53:41,390 were closed because of, you know, patient abuse 982 00:53:41,390 --> 00:53:45,399 and overcrowding, unsafe building materials. 983 00:53:45,399 --> 00:53:49,440 - I read once; it all started with JFK's sister, 984 00:53:49,440 --> 00:53:50,744 had a lobotomy, right? 985 00:53:50,744 --> 00:53:52,747 - Exactly, exactly. 986 00:53:52,747 --> 00:53:54,350 Right after Rosemary Kennedy was lobotomized 987 00:53:54,350 --> 00:53:56,221 and then JFK started looking into places like this, 988 00:53:56,221 --> 00:53:58,258 you know, and shutting them down. 989 00:53:58,258 --> 00:54:00,964 He was for deinstitutionalization really. 990 00:54:00,964 --> 00:54:03,069 He just wanted to get people out of places like this one 991 00:54:03,069 --> 00:54:06,341 and put 'em into more humane locations. 992 00:54:08,546 --> 00:54:09,948 - De-Instinctive, 993 00:54:10,850 --> 00:54:11,852 what a word. 994 00:54:13,356 --> 00:54:14,758 And meds help too. 995 00:54:14,758 --> 00:54:15,994 - Of course, 996 00:54:15,994 --> 00:54:18,032 but antidepressants weren't introduced 997 00:54:18,032 --> 00:54:22,341 until the 50s or 60s, and that helped out a lot. 998 00:54:22,341 --> 00:54:25,180 I just love visiting places like this, 999 00:54:25,180 --> 00:54:28,353 you know, where people lived and died. 1000 00:54:29,521 --> 00:54:32,896 I don't know why I'm so attracted to them. 1001 00:54:35,300 --> 00:54:37,338 - I just can't stand this. 1002 00:54:37,338 --> 00:54:39,174 It seems if you don't have a big, successful life, 1003 00:54:39,174 --> 00:54:40,811 you're a failure. 1004 00:54:40,811 --> 00:54:42,782 You read it everywhere. 1005 00:54:42,782 --> 00:54:45,388 You know, you have to make career, money, 1006 00:54:45,388 --> 00:54:47,392 get married, stay buff. 1007 00:54:47,392 --> 00:54:48,927 Once I read an article, 1008 00:54:48,927 --> 00:54:51,232 you have to be stupid not to strive for happiness. 1009 00:54:51,232 --> 00:54:52,602 - But I mean who defines happiness? 1010 00:54:52,602 --> 00:54:53,437 Society? 1011 00:54:54,874 --> 00:54:56,510 And by the way, who defines what's the right way to live? 1012 00:54:56,510 --> 00:54:59,047 That's how I felt about my old job. 1013 00:54:59,047 --> 00:55:02,656 Everything was money, success all the time. 1014 00:55:02,656 --> 00:55:04,626 - We can go further: 1015 00:55:04,626 --> 00:55:06,096 success is happiness. 1016 00:55:06,096 --> 00:55:07,699 This is why I feel so bad for today's kids. 1017 00:55:07,699 --> 00:55:11,573 Everyone wants to be musician or actor. 1018 00:55:11,573 --> 00:55:13,878 Everyone wants to be rich and famous. 1019 00:55:13,878 --> 00:55:15,615 - There was time when people were happy 1020 00:55:15,615 --> 00:55:18,288 just opening a little business in the town 1021 00:55:18,288 --> 00:55:20,693 they were born in, maybe like a little bakery, 1022 00:55:20,693 --> 00:55:22,261 had children. 1023 00:55:22,261 --> 00:55:23,965 They got married; that was it. 1024 00:55:23,965 --> 00:55:26,237 - Exactly, this is exactly what I'm talking about. 1025 00:55:26,237 --> 00:55:28,608 Why can't people be happy with a modest life. 1026 00:55:28,608 --> 00:55:30,580 - Yeah, let less; you know, a little less, 1027 00:55:30,580 --> 00:55:31,849 but more quality of life. 1028 00:55:31,849 --> 00:55:33,885 Maybe there would be fewer divorces, 1029 00:55:33,885 --> 00:55:35,656 you know, more people spending time 1030 00:55:35,656 --> 00:55:38,028 with their children instead of their lovers. 1031 00:55:38,028 --> 00:55:40,833 (soft music) 1032 00:55:40,833 --> 00:55:42,804 I'll be going away on a trip soon. 1033 00:55:42,804 --> 00:55:43,672 - [Athena] Oh really? 1034 00:55:43,672 --> 00:55:45,075 Where to? 1035 00:55:45,075 --> 00:55:46,845 - I don't know, I've traveled most of the world, 1036 00:55:46,845 --> 00:55:49,116 but I've never been to Russia or China, 1037 00:55:49,116 --> 00:55:52,323 so I'm thinking of doing he Trans-Siberian Express. 1038 00:55:52,323 --> 00:55:53,826 - By train? 1039 00:55:53,826 --> 00:55:55,430 - Yeah, it leads outta Moscow, right; 1040 00:55:55,430 --> 00:55:57,834 goes right through Mongolia straight into Pyongyang. 1041 00:55:57,834 --> 00:56:00,841 - Wow, that sounds mind-blowing. 1042 00:56:00,841 --> 00:56:03,679 You know, I would love to travel. 1043 00:56:03,679 --> 00:56:05,784 It's not like I've been anywhere, 1044 00:56:05,784 --> 00:56:08,523 but I actually never left the US. 1045 00:56:09,624 --> 00:56:11,863 I always dreamed of Europe: 1046 00:56:11,863 --> 00:56:12,865 Paris, Rome, 1047 00:56:15,036 --> 00:56:16,538 Madrid, Amsterdam. 1048 00:56:17,909 --> 00:56:19,712 How long will you be gone for? 1049 00:56:19,712 --> 00:56:21,883 - I don't like to rush when I travel. 1050 00:56:21,883 --> 00:56:24,221 I like to take in every little detail, 1051 00:56:24,221 --> 00:56:26,492 you know, the people, the food, the culture, 1052 00:56:26,492 --> 00:56:29,064 so I'm thinking I don't know, about a year. 1053 00:56:29,064 --> 00:56:29,900 - Oh wow. 1054 00:56:31,904 --> 00:56:33,139 I will miss you. 1055 00:56:33,139 --> 00:56:36,446 (birds chirping) 1056 00:56:36,446 --> 00:56:38,984 I could never do a trip like that. 1057 00:56:38,984 --> 00:56:40,655 No money, 1058 00:56:40,655 --> 00:56:42,157 job. 1059 00:56:42,157 --> 00:56:43,794 I take daily care of my mom. 1060 00:56:43,794 --> 00:56:46,900 She can barely walk or move. 1061 00:56:46,900 --> 00:56:48,337 - And you take care of her alone? 1062 00:56:48,337 --> 00:56:50,141 - Yeah, I go there every evening; 1063 00:56:50,141 --> 00:56:53,681 sometimes during the day before my shift. 1064 00:56:53,681 --> 00:56:56,553 You know, I love her; it doesn't bother me. 1065 00:56:56,553 --> 00:56:59,526 - That is really honorable of you. 1066 00:56:59,526 --> 00:57:00,996 - Well, it's a freaking modest life 1067 00:57:00,996 --> 00:57:03,601 that we were talking about right? 1068 00:57:03,601 --> 00:57:05,204 Incredibly satisfying. 1069 00:57:05,204 --> 00:57:07,610 (soft music) 1070 00:57:19,400 --> 00:57:22,138 You wanna come upstairs? 1071 00:57:22,138 --> 00:57:26,314 - That was a wonderful kiss, the best I had in a long time. 1072 00:57:27,650 --> 00:57:28,652 - Thank you. 1073 00:57:29,687 --> 00:57:31,624 - But the truth is that 1074 00:57:32,661 --> 00:57:34,664 I'm not ready yet. 1075 00:57:34,664 --> 00:57:36,401 I mean honestly, I feel stupid saying no 1076 00:57:36,401 --> 00:57:37,771 to a beauty like you, but I, 1077 00:57:37,771 --> 00:57:39,440 I just need more time. 1078 00:57:39,440 --> 00:57:42,012 I hope you're not disappointed. 1079 00:57:43,483 --> 00:57:45,553 - How could I, Victor? 1080 00:57:45,553 --> 00:57:47,357 You're a rare gentleman. 1081 00:57:47,357 --> 00:57:50,464 I actually never met anyone like you. 1082 00:57:50,464 --> 00:57:52,199 Thank you for a wonderful day. 1083 00:57:52,199 --> 00:57:55,206 I really enjoyed every second of it. 1084 00:58:07,398 --> 00:58:09,468 - Ha, you're in love! 1085 00:58:09,468 --> 00:58:10,303 - No way! 1086 00:58:11,539 --> 00:58:14,312 I don't know, he's strange. 1087 00:58:14,312 --> 00:58:15,748 We didn't even fuck yet. 1088 00:58:15,748 --> 00:58:18,387 - Well, maybe that's a good thing. 1089 00:58:18,387 --> 00:58:20,391 You know, touch a person's soul 1090 00:58:20,391 --> 00:58:22,260 before you touch their body. 1091 00:58:22,260 --> 00:58:25,869 That's the way it's supposed to be, right? 1092 00:58:25,869 --> 00:58:27,538 - In your fairy fantasy world where having sex 1093 00:58:27,538 --> 00:58:30,478 means to stroke the wings of each other. 1094 00:58:30,478 --> 00:58:33,483 I mean cum shot means sprinkling some 1095 00:58:33,483 --> 00:58:35,655 fairy dust or some shit. 1096 00:58:35,655 --> 00:58:37,559 - Just make fun of me 'cause your own love life 1097 00:58:37,559 --> 00:58:39,797 is so wonderful, right? 1098 00:58:39,797 --> 00:58:42,369 - I don't need douchebags; I just want their cocks. 1099 00:58:42,369 --> 00:58:44,774 - That's exactly medicine I need right now. 1100 00:58:44,774 --> 00:58:47,312 - Well, go and get it; what's the issue? 1101 00:58:47,312 --> 00:58:49,516 - A couple of days ago, a stranger 1102 00:58:49,516 --> 00:58:52,088 approached me on the street. 1103 00:58:52,088 --> 00:58:52,924 - And? 1104 00:58:54,360 --> 00:58:56,297 - He asked me if I was the girl that likes to fuck. 1105 00:58:56,297 --> 00:58:57,934 (laughing) 1106 00:58:57,934 --> 00:58:59,203 - What? 1107 00:58:59,203 --> 00:59:01,307 - And then he asked if I wanna fuck him. 1108 00:59:01,307 --> 00:59:04,848 - Oh holy shit, you are officially the number one 1109 00:59:04,848 --> 00:59:06,952 Jersey City whore. 1110 00:59:06,952 --> 00:59:08,522 - What did you say? 1111 00:59:08,522 --> 00:59:09,925 - I slapped him in the face. 1112 00:59:09,925 --> 00:59:11,193 - Fuck yeah, and then? 1113 00:59:11,193 --> 00:59:12,864 - Well, I was horny. 1114 00:59:13,799 --> 00:59:15,636 What else was I supposed to do? 1115 00:59:15,636 --> 00:59:17,942 - No, you did not! 1116 00:59:17,942 --> 00:59:20,046 You are crazier than I thought. 1117 00:59:20,046 --> 00:59:21,614 - For the past few weeks, 1118 00:59:21,614 --> 00:59:25,791 I fucked so many guys, I went from tampon regular to ultra. 1119 00:59:28,696 --> 00:59:32,904 I think I need to go incognito, like wear some big glasses 1120 00:59:32,904 --> 00:59:35,811 and a wig, and maybe grow a beard. 1121 00:59:35,811 --> 00:59:37,246 (Lola laughing) 1122 00:59:37,246 --> 00:59:39,016 - You are killing me. 1123 00:59:39,016 --> 00:59:41,889 - I'm going to open an online dating account 1124 00:59:41,889 --> 00:59:44,695 and start dating guys from there. 1125 00:59:44,695 --> 00:59:46,465 - Will you wear your dark glasses when you fuck? 1126 00:59:46,465 --> 00:59:48,870 - Hell yeah, it's not like I wanna see 1127 00:59:48,870 --> 00:59:50,140 their stupid faces anyhow. 1128 00:59:50,140 --> 00:59:52,811 (Lola laughing) 1129 00:59:55,651 --> 00:59:59,392 - So, if I may ask, is it too bright in here? 1130 01:00:00,561 --> 01:00:02,831 - Actually, yes; I'm sorry. 1131 01:00:03,933 --> 01:00:05,505 I have an eye disease and-- 1132 01:00:05,505 --> 01:00:07,876 - I'm sorry to hear that. 1133 01:00:07,876 --> 01:00:10,515 It's just, I mean I wish I could see your eyes, you know. 1134 01:00:10,515 --> 01:00:12,252 - Yeah right, like you really wanna see that 1135 01:00:12,252 --> 01:00:13,320 and not this. 1136 01:00:15,023 --> 01:00:18,697 - Okay, I mean, they're really nice too but, 1137 01:00:21,870 --> 01:00:23,407 you wanna order something? 1138 01:00:23,407 --> 01:00:27,515 - How could you possibly do something so off-the-charts? 1139 01:00:27,515 --> 01:00:28,951 I mean with her sister? 1140 01:00:28,951 --> 01:00:30,489 Come on! 1141 01:00:30,489 --> 01:00:31,690 - Thanks, you don't have to rub it in my face, alright. 1142 01:00:31,690 --> 01:00:33,227 - But it's hopefully over now, right? 1143 01:00:33,227 --> 01:00:37,135 - Athena doesn't answer the phone, texts, nothing. 1144 01:00:38,605 --> 01:00:40,976 - Ah man, you are incredible. 1145 01:00:40,976 --> 01:00:43,115 Anyhow, we have to end our experiment. 1146 01:00:43,115 --> 01:00:44,917 This is taking too long. 1147 01:00:44,917 --> 01:00:46,487 - The things we did, man. 1148 01:00:46,487 --> 01:00:48,492 You should have seen that; she was a fucking machine. 1149 01:00:48,492 --> 01:00:49,795 - And the dream is over. 1150 01:00:49,795 --> 01:00:51,931 We have to finish this now, do you hear me? 1151 01:00:51,931 --> 01:00:54,237 We can't continue this placebo experiment. 1152 01:00:54,237 --> 01:00:56,074 It's unethical and wrong. 1153 01:00:56,074 --> 01:00:57,543 Finished, okay? 1154 01:00:57,543 --> 01:00:59,882 - No man, I mean are you crazy? 1155 01:00:59,882 --> 01:01:01,551 Nobody got hurt, right? 1156 01:01:01,551 --> 01:01:03,054 It was just a sugar pill. (dramatic music) 1157 01:01:03,054 --> 01:01:04,758 No man, and going back to a no sex life, Hell no. 1158 01:01:04,758 --> 01:01:07,464 You should've seen her, man. 1159 01:01:07,464 --> 01:01:08,865 It was a fucking dream, alright? 1160 01:01:08,865 --> 01:01:11,037 The things we did, hahaha. 1161 01:01:14,043 --> 01:01:15,613 No, no no. - Are you okay? 1162 01:01:15,613 --> 01:01:18,886 (Jacob laughing) 1163 01:01:18,886 --> 01:01:20,890 - Oh my fucking god. 1164 01:01:20,890 --> 01:01:22,962 (Athena sneezing) 1165 01:01:22,962 --> 01:01:24,966 - Oh, I'm so sorry, sir. 1166 01:01:26,569 --> 01:01:29,140 I'm such a clumsy daisy. 1167 01:01:29,140 --> 01:01:30,878 (yelling) 1168 01:01:30,878 --> 01:01:32,180 - Hey! 1169 01:01:32,180 --> 01:01:33,149 - It didn't hurt? 1170 01:01:33,149 --> 01:01:33,983 - Stop, lady! 1171 01:01:33,983 --> 01:01:34,819 - It didn't hurt? 1172 01:01:34,819 --> 01:01:35,921 You motherfucker! 1173 01:01:35,921 --> 01:01:37,792 You piece of shit asshole! 1174 01:01:37,792 --> 01:01:40,430 Didn't hurt? - Oh my god. 1175 01:01:40,430 --> 01:01:41,265 You, You! 1176 01:01:42,200 --> 01:01:43,870 (dramatic music) 1177 01:01:43,870 --> 01:01:45,073 - Get up, bitch! 1178 01:01:45,073 --> 01:01:45,908 It's time to fuck! 1179 01:01:45,908 --> 01:01:48,647 (dramatic music) 1180 01:01:51,185 --> 01:01:54,359 Okay Fish, stick it in and fuck me as hard as you can. 1181 01:01:54,359 --> 01:01:55,962 - Okay, can you help me out here? 1182 01:01:55,962 --> 01:01:56,763 - What? 1183 01:01:57,798 --> 01:01:59,235 - I didn't know some (mumbling) 1184 01:01:59,235 --> 01:02:02,609 - You either fuck me in a minute, or I'm out, okay, bitch? 1185 01:02:02,609 --> 01:02:04,177 - Alright, alright. 1186 01:02:06,851 --> 01:02:08,388 Alright, just give me a second, alright? 1187 01:02:08,388 --> 01:02:11,059 (Athena crying) 1188 01:02:17,739 --> 01:02:21,579 - Give me a second, a second; I'm almost done. 1189 01:02:22,783 --> 01:02:25,355 (somber music) 1190 01:02:38,148 --> 01:02:40,720 (police siren) 1191 01:02:46,998 --> 01:02:49,772 (engine revving) 1192 01:02:52,209 --> 01:02:54,782 (police siren) 1193 01:03:19,632 --> 01:03:20,467 - Athena? 1194 01:03:22,538 --> 01:03:23,973 Athena, you okay? 1195 01:03:25,043 --> 01:03:25,878 Athena? 1196 01:03:31,489 --> 01:03:33,993 Come on, come on, let's go up. 1197 01:03:36,232 --> 01:03:38,937 (Athena crying) 1198 01:03:38,937 --> 01:03:41,209 - [Athena] It was all fake. 1199 01:03:42,378 --> 01:03:44,181 - I don't know what you're talking about. 1200 01:03:44,181 --> 01:03:46,854 (Athena crying) 1201 01:04:02,652 --> 01:04:06,828 Athena, I'm not sure this is a really good idea, okay. 1202 01:04:15,177 --> 01:04:19,353 - Right now, this is the only thing I'm sure about. 1203 01:04:20,822 --> 01:04:23,995 (soft rhythmic music) 1204 01:05:02,274 --> 01:05:06,448 (heavy breathing and light moaning) 1205 01:05:20,010 --> 01:05:22,047 - Jeez, I mean I don't know what to say. 1206 01:05:22,047 --> 01:05:25,354 What they did to you is really disgusting. 1207 01:05:25,354 --> 01:05:26,722 Are you gonna sue them? 1208 01:05:26,722 --> 01:05:27,958 - No. 1209 01:05:27,958 --> 01:05:29,161 - Why not? 1210 01:05:29,161 --> 01:05:31,299 I mean what they did is pretty much a crime. 1211 01:05:31,299 --> 01:05:35,007 - Oh, I have some nice ideas for payback. 1212 01:05:35,007 --> 01:05:39,114 Suing would be too easy for those idiots. 1213 01:05:39,114 --> 01:05:42,289 - And they surely deserve it. 1214 01:05:42,289 --> 01:05:44,459 Will you let me know what you're gonna do to them? 1215 01:05:44,459 --> 01:05:45,962 - It depends. 1216 01:05:45,962 --> 01:05:47,733 - Mmm, on what? 1217 01:05:47,733 --> 01:05:49,738 - On how nice you're going to be with me. 1218 01:05:49,738 --> 01:05:50,972 - Come with me. 1219 01:05:52,275 --> 01:05:53,444 - What do you mean? 1220 01:05:53,444 --> 01:05:54,613 - On the trip, come with me. 1221 01:05:54,613 --> 01:05:55,950 Join me. 1222 01:05:55,950 --> 01:05:57,886 - You're crazy; you know I don't have money. 1223 01:05:57,886 --> 01:05:59,523 - Forget about the money, okay. 1224 01:05:59,523 --> 01:06:01,026 I'll take care of everything. 1225 01:06:01,026 --> 01:06:04,031 I'll even hire the best nurses to take care of your mother. 1226 01:06:04,031 --> 01:06:06,403 - Yes, but what happens when I come back? 1227 01:06:06,403 --> 01:06:09,075 I don't have a job and I probably don't have an apartment, 1228 01:06:09,075 --> 01:06:12,216 and I'll have to start from the beginning. 1229 01:06:12,216 --> 01:06:15,021 - Look, I'm 100% sure I want you to come with me 1230 01:06:15,021 --> 01:06:16,925 on this trip, okay, and I can take care of you 1231 01:06:16,925 --> 01:06:19,932 for years to come until you get back on your feet, 1232 01:06:19,932 --> 01:06:21,400 even for the rest of your life. 1233 01:06:21,400 --> 01:06:22,236 I mean-- 1234 01:06:23,605 --> 01:06:27,280 - Let's not argue and just enjoy the moment. 1235 01:06:38,203 --> 01:06:40,406 - We sent the invitations out too, right? 1236 01:06:40,406 --> 01:06:42,911 - Yep, everything is organized. 1237 01:06:42,911 --> 01:06:44,614 It's all, no worries. 1238 01:06:44,614 --> 01:06:46,351 - I don't think I'm gonna make it to the opening. 1239 01:06:46,351 --> 01:06:47,521 - Oh, stop it. 1240 01:06:48,656 --> 01:06:50,426 You'll see, everything will be wonderful. 1241 01:06:50,426 --> 01:06:54,200 Besides, it's always hard for the first time. 1242 01:06:57,006 --> 01:06:58,008 Eww. - What? 1243 01:07:03,987 --> 01:07:05,758 - Hey, Susan. - Hmmph! 1244 01:07:10,701 --> 01:07:11,769 - Hey, Sweetie Puss. 1245 01:07:11,769 --> 01:07:14,108 - What the fuck do you want? 1246 01:07:21,455 --> 01:07:23,627 - Sweetie Puss, listen. 1247 01:07:23,627 --> 01:07:27,034 You gotta give me a minute, alright? 1248 01:07:27,034 --> 01:07:30,642 I don't have the words to express the pain 1249 01:07:30,642 --> 01:07:32,478 and the anguish, okay. 1250 01:07:34,014 --> 01:07:37,957 You know, with that Helen stuff and that other thing, 1251 01:07:37,957 --> 01:07:42,098 even if my intentions were right, I fucked up, okay. 1252 01:07:42,098 --> 01:07:43,435 - That other thing? 1253 01:07:43,435 --> 01:07:44,669 You fucking asshole! 1254 01:07:44,669 --> 01:07:46,373 Do have any idea what I went through 1255 01:07:46,373 --> 01:07:48,178 when I found out, huh? 1256 01:07:48,178 --> 01:07:50,381 You motherfucker! 1257 01:07:50,381 --> 01:07:55,025 - I can't imagine, okay, and that's why I'm so sorry. 1258 01:07:55,025 --> 01:07:57,061 - What do you think this is? 1259 01:07:57,061 --> 01:07:58,331 A cheesy romantic comedy? 1260 01:07:58,331 --> 01:08:00,369 You come here with flowers and chocolates 1261 01:08:00,369 --> 01:08:02,806 and it's all hunky dory, we're gonna live happily 1262 01:08:02,806 --> 01:08:05,345 'til the end of our fucking lives? 1263 01:08:05,345 --> 01:08:08,485 - Listen, you're angry, okay, and the thing with Helen, 1264 01:08:08,485 --> 01:08:10,489 that was just an escape. 1265 01:08:11,758 --> 01:08:13,028 - An escape? 1266 01:08:13,028 --> 01:08:16,401 An escape to her warm, cozy, rotten cunt! 1267 01:08:16,401 --> 01:08:18,172 - It's over, okay. 1268 01:08:18,172 --> 01:08:19,441 I finished it; I love you, 1269 01:08:19,441 --> 01:08:21,344 and only you, okay. 1270 01:08:21,344 --> 01:08:23,115 You gotta believe me. 1271 01:08:28,559 --> 01:08:31,732 Listen, I understand what I did, okay, 1272 01:08:31,732 --> 01:08:34,404 and that's why I went into fucking hyper mode 1273 01:08:34,404 --> 01:08:38,045 and really thought about my actions, alright. 1274 01:08:38,045 --> 01:08:41,785 - I'm still so confused about this entire fucking thing. 1275 01:08:41,785 --> 01:08:43,190 My life right now 1276 01:08:45,426 --> 01:08:46,896 is fucked up. 1277 01:08:46,896 --> 01:08:49,067 - I know, Sweetie; that's why you gotta give me 1278 01:08:49,067 --> 01:08:50,604 a second chance, 1279 01:08:50,604 --> 01:08:51,538 alright. 1280 01:08:51,538 --> 01:08:53,844 It will all be different now. 1281 01:08:55,180 --> 01:08:59,455 - If you're expecting an answer right now, you're wrong. 1282 01:08:59,455 --> 01:09:00,825 - Sweetie Puss, I love you, okay. 1283 01:09:00,825 --> 01:09:03,396 I'll wait forever; just please, 1284 01:09:05,635 --> 01:09:07,405 think about it, okay? 1285 01:09:08,840 --> 01:09:11,246 (soft music) 1286 01:09:22,569 --> 01:09:24,172 - I would love to pull his ball sack 1287 01:09:24,172 --> 01:09:27,846 around his silly neck and strangle him, 1288 01:09:27,846 --> 01:09:29,449 but that's just me. 1289 01:09:31,387 --> 01:09:34,626 - That's actually an interesting image. 1290 01:09:36,330 --> 01:09:39,837 - But what about this Victor guy? 1291 01:09:39,837 --> 01:09:44,278 He sounds intriguing, somebody I'd root for. 1292 01:09:44,278 --> 01:09:46,952 - Actually, he's a real darling. 1293 01:09:48,956 --> 01:09:51,694 So do you feel something for him? 1294 01:09:51,694 --> 01:09:52,530 Love? 1295 01:09:53,765 --> 01:09:55,369 - That's the thing. 1296 01:09:56,804 --> 01:10:00,647 I'm so confused; my feelings are all mixed up. 1297 01:10:04,253 --> 01:10:05,089 - Darling, 1298 01:10:07,126 --> 01:10:08,795 you are a wonderful, 1299 01:10:11,067 --> 01:10:11,902 beautiful, 1300 01:10:13,106 --> 01:10:14,607 very strong woman. 1301 01:10:18,283 --> 01:10:21,788 It's time you fought back all those people 1302 01:10:21,788 --> 01:10:25,965 who messed with you and take control of your life, 1303 01:10:28,770 --> 01:10:33,579 and enjoy life with somebody who really appreciates you 1304 01:10:33,579 --> 01:10:35,583 for exactly who you are. 1305 01:10:42,198 --> 01:10:44,468 - [Athena] Call him; what are you waiting for? 1306 01:10:44,468 --> 01:10:45,738 - I don't know. 1307 01:10:45,738 --> 01:10:48,210 Damn, why doesn't he just call me? 1308 01:10:48,210 --> 01:10:50,881 - Well, because Theo's probably as timid as you are. 1309 01:10:50,881 --> 01:10:53,487 - God, isn't that a match? 1310 01:10:53,487 --> 01:10:56,759 - Well, we invited him to the opening, right, 1311 01:10:56,759 --> 01:10:59,734 and if he shows up, that will be the indication 1312 01:10:59,734 --> 01:11:02,638 if he's interested or not. 1313 01:11:02,638 --> 01:11:04,308 - [Susan] Holy fuck! 1314 01:11:05,177 --> 01:11:06,546 - Have you seen the devil? 1315 01:11:06,546 --> 01:11:07,383 - Yes. 1316 01:11:08,717 --> 01:11:10,588 (Susan laughing) 1317 01:11:10,588 --> 01:11:12,292 - Wait, really? 1318 01:11:12,292 --> 01:11:13,595 - Oh come on, Susan. 1319 01:11:13,595 --> 01:11:16,767 - No, I better not say anything.ú 1320 01:11:16,767 --> 01:11:20,041 - Stop being so over-dramatic and fuck, just say it. 1321 01:11:20,041 --> 01:11:22,111 - Okay, well I saw Jacob. 1322 01:11:24,583 --> 01:11:27,423 - Well, I guess that's unavoidable. 1323 01:11:27,423 --> 01:11:30,028 Jersey City's not a big place. 1324 01:11:30,028 --> 01:11:31,865 - And he wasn't alone. 1325 01:11:33,234 --> 01:11:35,071 - No, don't say it. 1326 01:11:35,071 --> 01:11:35,907 - [Lola] Yes. 1327 01:11:35,907 --> 01:11:37,177 - No. 1328 01:11:37,177 --> 01:11:38,645 - Yes, he was with that cunt, Helen. 1329 01:11:38,645 --> 01:11:39,480 - What? 1330 01:11:41,017 --> 01:11:43,122 Motherfucker, really? 1331 01:11:43,122 --> 01:11:46,995 - Embracing and kissing and all that shit. 1332 01:11:46,995 --> 01:11:49,936 - You know what, that's it! 1333 01:11:49,936 --> 01:11:51,537 I'm done, okay. 1334 01:11:51,537 --> 01:11:55,614 I'm gonna go pay a visit to someone special. 1335 01:11:55,614 --> 01:11:57,450 - I would not wanna be that somebody. 1336 01:11:57,450 --> 01:12:00,556 - Do you think she's going to Helen or Jacob? 1337 01:12:00,556 --> 01:12:04,564 - No idea; I wouldn't want to be either of them. 1338 01:12:05,767 --> 01:12:07,271 - You can't come in; he's got a patient. 1339 01:12:07,271 --> 01:12:09,240 - We need to talk now! 1340 01:12:09,240 --> 01:12:11,411 - God damn it Athena, are you out of your fucking mind? 1341 01:12:11,411 --> 01:12:14,886 Mr Bleaker, didn't I tell you to take a laxative. 1342 01:12:14,886 --> 01:12:15,888 God damn it! 1343 01:12:17,725 --> 01:12:19,194 Are you completely nuts? 1344 01:12:19,194 --> 01:12:21,298 What the fuck are you doing? 1345 01:12:21,298 --> 01:12:24,907 - You'd better shut the fuck up after what you did to me. 1346 01:12:24,907 --> 01:12:26,708 You're going to do something for me now. 1347 01:12:26,708 --> 01:12:29,650 You're going to do the same thing to Jacob you did to me. 1348 01:12:29,650 --> 01:12:30,885 - What? 1349 01:12:30,885 --> 01:12:33,590 - You are going to give Jacob a placebo pill. 1350 01:12:33,590 --> 01:12:35,460 - He won't fall for it, not after, 1351 01:12:35,460 --> 01:12:37,766 well, you know why. 1352 01:12:37,766 --> 01:12:39,937 He's not that stupid. 1353 01:12:39,937 --> 01:12:42,842 - Oh, he will; you will convince him. 1354 01:12:42,842 --> 01:12:45,782 You will call him for yearly checkup exam 1355 01:12:45,782 --> 01:12:49,757 and then you're gonna tell him he has brain tumor. 1356 01:12:49,757 --> 01:12:51,092 - You're nuts. 1357 01:12:51,092 --> 01:12:52,729 No fucking way; I'm not gonna do it. 1358 01:12:52,729 --> 01:12:55,168 - Oh, I'm going to go to press. 1359 01:12:55,168 --> 01:12:57,104 I'm going to tell your wife. 1360 01:12:57,104 --> 01:13:01,180 After I'm done with you, I will not be surprised 1361 01:13:01,180 --> 01:13:02,849 if they won't let you practice on some 1362 01:13:02,849 --> 01:13:05,455 fucked up Guinea pigs. 1363 01:13:05,455 --> 01:13:07,360 Oh, and this is not all, my dear Max. 1364 01:13:07,360 --> 01:13:10,298 After you tell him he ha brain cancer, 1365 01:13:10,298 --> 01:13:13,739 you are going to tell him that you have 1366 01:13:13,739 --> 01:13:15,876 an experimental pill for him. 1367 01:13:15,876 --> 01:13:19,216 - How am I gonna convince him that he's got cancer? 1368 01:13:19,216 --> 01:13:21,820 - Oh, you fucking convinced me, right? 1369 01:13:21,820 --> 01:13:25,062 He's your friend; he'll trust you. 1370 01:13:25,062 --> 01:13:29,369 Just take some x rays from a sick person or something, 1371 01:13:29,369 --> 01:13:33,044 and after that, you are going to tell him 1372 01:13:33,044 --> 01:13:35,416 about serious side effects. 1373 01:13:35,416 --> 01:13:37,854 (soft music) 1374 01:13:47,941 --> 01:13:49,713 - [Susan] I don't know guys, I feel really stupid. 1375 01:13:49,713 --> 01:13:51,514 All this makeup, this dress, these heels. 1376 01:13:51,514 --> 01:13:52,751 It's not me. 1377 01:13:52,751 --> 01:13:54,622 I don't even know if Theo's gonna show up. 1378 01:13:54,622 --> 01:13:56,892 - [Athena] Oh stop it, babe. 1379 01:14:00,200 --> 01:14:02,437 (laughing) 1380 01:14:08,649 --> 01:14:11,589 - Theo hi, thank you for coming. 1381 01:14:11,589 --> 01:14:14,896 - Namaste, thank you so much for the invitation really. 1382 01:14:14,896 --> 01:14:18,136 Wow, you are a talented photographer. 1383 01:14:18,136 --> 01:14:20,240 I love what I'm seeing. 1384 01:14:20,240 --> 01:14:22,411 - Oh, you're so cute. 1385 01:14:22,411 --> 01:14:24,683 Thank you, but I don't know if it's true. 1386 01:14:24,683 --> 01:14:25,985 - Of course it's true. 1387 01:14:25,985 --> 01:14:28,824 Really, you are truly blessed. 1388 01:14:28,824 --> 01:14:30,729 I love what I'm seeing, and Athena, I love your collages. 1389 01:14:30,729 --> 01:14:31,730 I really do. 1390 01:14:32,965 --> 01:14:35,037 - Thanks Theo, you're too kind. 1391 01:14:35,037 --> 01:14:37,509 Did you come with Victor? 1392 01:14:37,509 --> 01:14:39,680 - I haven't seen him all week, but I am sure 1393 01:14:39,680 --> 01:14:41,616 he's going to show. 1394 01:14:41,616 --> 01:14:45,692 - Well, enjoy the show and other beautiful views. 1395 01:14:47,296 --> 01:14:49,934 - Wow, I am so impressed by your work. 1396 01:14:49,934 --> 01:14:53,274 The colors, the composition, incredible. 1397 01:14:54,644 --> 01:14:57,883 - Hey guys, I'm so glad you can make it. 1398 01:14:57,883 --> 01:15:01,357 - Well, thanks for the invite. (police siren) 1399 01:15:01,357 --> 01:15:04,731 - I'm not sure if you were serious in your text. 1400 01:15:04,731 --> 01:15:07,303 This is not a joke, right? 1401 01:15:07,303 --> 01:15:09,172 - As I wrote, we're okay. 1402 01:15:09,172 --> 01:15:11,210 Besides, I think you guys are a better couple 1403 01:15:11,210 --> 01:15:12,714 than we ever were. 1404 01:15:14,182 --> 01:15:16,287 - Okay, I guess so. 1405 01:15:16,287 --> 01:15:18,492 - I have something for you. 1406 01:15:18,492 --> 01:15:20,195 I made this for you. 1407 01:15:20,195 --> 01:15:22,667 - [Helen] What is it? 1408 01:15:22,667 --> 01:15:24,672 - Your favorite cucumber salad. 1409 01:15:24,672 --> 01:15:27,410 Your favorite I made just for you. 1410 01:15:27,410 --> 01:15:28,946 - You're joking. 1411 01:15:28,946 --> 01:15:29,782 What is this? 1412 01:15:29,782 --> 01:15:30,817 The help? 1413 01:15:30,817 --> 01:15:32,186 You didn't shit in it, right? 1414 01:15:32,186 --> 01:15:33,589 - Don't be silly. 1415 01:15:34,759 --> 01:15:37,164 Who wouldn't taste shit in the pie? 1416 01:15:37,164 --> 01:15:38,933 That seems so ridiculous anyway. 1417 01:15:38,933 --> 01:15:40,603 - Yeah, maybe later. 1418 01:15:41,738 --> 01:15:45,546 - I made it just for you as a sign of peace. 1419 01:15:45,546 --> 01:15:47,151 - Okay, I guess so. 1420 01:15:55,735 --> 01:15:57,438 Wow, its really good. 1421 01:15:58,273 --> 01:15:59,643 Thanks, Athena. 1422 01:15:59,643 --> 01:16:01,479 - You're very welcome. 1423 01:16:03,783 --> 01:16:06,689 Enjoy the show; will you excuse me? 1424 01:16:10,765 --> 01:16:14,572 - Hey Fish, I'm so glad you made it. 1425 01:16:14,572 --> 01:16:16,676 - Babe, I wouldn't miss this show for anything. 1426 01:16:16,676 --> 01:16:17,979 How you guys doing? 1427 01:16:17,979 --> 01:16:19,181 - Very good. 1428 01:16:19,181 --> 01:16:20,885 I didn't sell anything, but Susan did. 1429 01:16:20,885 --> 01:16:23,758 - That's awesome, I'm so glad for you guys, 1430 01:16:23,758 --> 01:16:25,361 and you'll sell a collage soon. 1431 01:16:25,361 --> 01:16:28,901 I can't wait to see your artwork. 1432 01:16:28,901 --> 01:16:32,142 Damn, you look so damn breathtaking. 1433 01:16:32,142 --> 01:16:35,481 I just came to tell you something. 1434 01:16:35,481 --> 01:16:36,550 - I love you. 1435 01:16:37,553 --> 01:16:40,058 - I know; I feel the same way. 1436 01:16:40,959 --> 01:16:42,863 I mean, I love you too. 1437 01:16:45,969 --> 01:16:48,107 - I'm sorry, I interrupted you. 1438 01:16:48,107 --> 01:16:50,979 - I just wanted to tell you that I'll be leaving soon. 1439 01:16:50,979 --> 01:16:51,814 - Oh. 1440 01:16:52,883 --> 01:16:55,155 - You know, the trip. 1441 01:16:55,155 --> 01:16:56,423 - When? 1442 01:16:56,423 --> 01:17:00,232 - In about a month, and I got you a ticket too. 1443 01:17:02,436 --> 01:17:04,808 From New York to Paris. 1444 01:17:04,808 --> 01:17:07,046 See, I thought that since you've never been to Europe, 1445 01:17:07,046 --> 01:17:09,216 we can start our trip in Paris and then, 1446 01:17:09,216 --> 01:17:12,557 we can spend some time in Europe and visit the major cities 1447 01:17:12,557 --> 01:17:14,192 and then go to Moscow. 1448 01:17:14,192 --> 01:17:18,402 And then from there, we can take the Trans-Siberian Express. 1449 01:17:18,402 --> 01:17:22,410 I mean, look, to be honest, I'm just not sure that I 1450 01:17:22,410 --> 01:17:24,313 wanna live without you. 1451 01:17:25,483 --> 01:17:27,621 Ever since we had our night together, 1452 01:17:27,621 --> 01:17:30,226 I can't stop thinking about you. 1453 01:17:30,226 --> 01:17:32,631 (soft music) 1454 01:17:35,036 --> 01:17:36,839 - Can you wait here for a second? 1455 01:17:36,839 --> 01:17:37,675 - Sure. 1456 01:17:41,482 --> 01:17:44,287 - Actually, there's something else you can do for me. 1457 01:17:44,287 --> 01:17:45,925 - Okay, what? 1458 01:17:45,925 --> 01:17:47,962 - You're gonna watch Mom while I'm gone. 1459 01:17:47,962 --> 01:17:50,333 - No Athena, you know I have-- 1460 01:17:50,333 --> 01:17:51,735 - You owe me one. 1461 01:17:53,105 --> 01:17:54,174 - Okay, yeah. 1462 01:17:55,677 --> 01:17:58,015 (soft music) 1463 01:18:12,145 --> 01:18:14,750 (horn honking) 1464 01:18:15,618 --> 01:18:16,954 - Are you nervous? 1465 01:18:16,954 --> 01:18:18,891 - No, not really. 1466 01:18:18,891 --> 01:18:19,727 Excited. 1467 01:18:21,763 --> 01:18:26,039 You know, it's been a long time since I left JC. 1468 01:18:26,039 --> 01:18:27,509 I think I'm gonna miss it. 1469 01:18:27,509 --> 01:18:30,015 - Now I don't know about that. 1470 01:18:41,570 --> 01:18:44,142 - Nice day today isn't it, sir. 1471 01:18:44,142 --> 01:18:44,978 Do you think you can spare a-- 1472 01:18:44,978 --> 01:18:45,880 - Fuck you! 1473 01:18:49,621 --> 01:18:53,094 (Athena laughing) 1474 01:18:53,094 --> 01:18:54,464 - What's so funny? 1475 01:18:54,464 --> 01:18:55,299 - Nothing. 1476 01:18:58,137 --> 01:19:00,711 I just had a thought about Jacob. 1477 01:19:00,711 --> 01:19:02,045 - Okay. 1478 01:19:02,045 --> 01:19:04,149 - Oh, it's not like that. 1479 01:19:06,822 --> 01:19:09,226 I organized a little payback. 1480 01:19:10,663 --> 01:19:12,334 - I see. 1481 01:19:12,334 --> 01:19:14,303 You did mention something about revenge. 1482 01:19:14,303 --> 01:19:16,208 You are a little devil after all, aren't you? 1483 01:19:16,208 --> 01:19:17,778 - No. 1484 01:19:17,778 --> 01:19:19,047 Maybe a little. 1485 01:19:24,860 --> 01:19:27,264 (soft music) 1486 01:19:34,780 --> 01:19:37,452 (Jacob wincing) 1487 01:20:00,732 --> 01:20:01,666 - You okay? 1488 01:20:02,902 --> 01:20:04,674 - Yeah fuck me, Stud! 1489 01:20:08,213 --> 01:20:11,053 (heavy breathing) 1490 01:20:11,920 --> 01:20:15,261 (grunting and heavy breathing) 1491 01:20:15,261 --> 01:20:17,166 (slapping) 103223

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