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[ Rustling ]
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♪♪
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-In 1621, pilgrims took a break
from burning witches
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to attend the first Thanksgiving feast.
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Uninvited, obviously.
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Read the room, fucking puritans.
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After hundreds of years, this national holiday
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of wasting a weekend with people you literally just can't with
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has been a well-documented
American tradition.
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But our generation -- technically I'm Gen Z,
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but I self-identify as a Millennial --
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is breaking off with the separatist movement
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known as Friendsgiving, which is why I'm here.
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My name is Frances Sharp. I'm a documentarian.
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I'm criticized as a narcissist
with a compulsion
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to document everything.
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Everyone yells at me to
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"cut the fucking camera, Fran."
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-You just have to give it to her, and then if you do,
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she'll leave you alone
eventually.
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-Some people have therapy dogs.
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I have my iPhone.
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This Thanksgiving, I'm putting myself in front of the camera
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with my best friend, Parker.
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And her weird-assMormon boyfriend
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at his butt-fuck-nowhere cabin.
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-Yeah. Okay.
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Okay. No. Got to go.
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Losing service. Okay.
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Ew. Dude, just hit your JUUL
like a normal person.
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-No Inglés.
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-Wait. Dude, since when did you
start smoking?
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-Since... -Don't say Atticus.
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-I invited my fuck-buddy,
Atticus,
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to Friendsgiving dinner tonight.
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Parker doesn't know.
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-Really?
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-Speaking of Atticus...
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Parker doesn't like Atticus.
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-I fucking hate Atticus.
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-Oh, my gosh.
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[ Hip-hop music plays on radio ]
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Dude, I just hate that his music is so good!
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-It's fucking hot.
-I know.
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-♪ A few bungalow railroad Barbies ♪
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♪ Been plannin' my escape
all morning ♪
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I just don't get why
you like him.
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-You justhave to get to know him.
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-Hmm. I'm good.
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Don't ever care to meet
that guy.
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-Whatever.
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-I'm an educator at an elite
boarding school.
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-She teaches third grade.
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-Jude Law's goddaughter
is in my class.
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-♪ Please shut the fuck up ♪
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-I quit my job as creative director
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because I need more creative
control over my projects.
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-They fired her for wearing her roller blades in the office.
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-Parker. -What?
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-♪ Bud Lite in one hand, cigar in the other ♪
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♪ 3-0-5 till I die, that's word to your mother ♪
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♪ Word to your daddy, he can be my caddy ♪
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♪ Let me slide in it, girl,
I know you got a fatty ♪
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♪ Let me put it on ya,
nice and slow ♪
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♪ Red light, green light,it's time for me to go ♪
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♪ Get me on a boat, let me get a smoke ♪
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♪ Rodriguez cigars and you know I like it so ♪
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♪ Say up next ain't just cool
no more ♪
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♪ Do the most, can't do no more ♪
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So excited for dinner.It's gonna be so perfect.
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You're gonna literally love JD.
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Like, you're gonna love him.
I just know.
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-♪ Do the most, can't do no more ♪
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♪ Please shut the fuck up, ain't lookin' so cool no more ♪
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♪ Do the most, what they doin' that for? ♪
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-Did we check if this is okay?
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-Um, I have literally zero bars.
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-It'll be nice to, like, not have service for a while.
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-Yeah, I have friends in Idaho.
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They go to Starbucksfor their WiFi, and it...
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Really cool. I don't hear from them very often.
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-Wait. Have you been recording us this whole time?
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-Duh.-Typical.
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-Oh, look at the swings.
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-Oh, my God, wait,
they're so cute.
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-Okay, I'm literally screaming.
-I'm so excited!
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-Okay.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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Remember when I broke my teeth
on that rope swing?
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-You also broke your back.
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-Less important.
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-Okay, you're --you're stressing me out.
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Just get on the swing.
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-Only because I want to.
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Not because you're telling me.
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-Just get on.
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♪♪
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Okay.So, I'm gonna be cheesy.
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I don't know.
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I just feel like we've disconnected a lot
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in the last few years
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and just because of life or whatever.
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And I know I've changed a lot
and you've, um --
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well, you're you.
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I just feel like this weekend's
a perfect time to, like,
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reconnect, and I don't know,
I just feel so blessed.
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-Don't be bolder.
-Never.
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-Is that John David?
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-Yes, actually,it's John Dallas,
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and I think he's the one.
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-Ah! -[ Cheering ]
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-Nice. Excited to meet him.
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-Is that a tattoo?
-You're judging.
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-I mean, I'm only judgingthat you didn't tell me.
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-I didn't want to tell you
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because you'd judge me out of it.
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-I mean, I'm sorry, but who did that shit?
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It looks hideous.
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-So, Atticus...-Are you serious?
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-Sorry I'm reclaiming
my own body.
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-Okay, with a prison tat? -'Cause I was feeling
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all weird about getting
chlamydia.
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-From Atticus.
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So you're reclaiming your own
body from Atticus Vincent
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by getting a tattoo by Atticus Vincent.
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-We've been hooking up for,
like, five years now,
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and she still hasn't met him,
but I swear he's nice
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and, like, repressed,
progressive, hot.
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I mean, he was talking so much
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about beingin an open relationship.
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-Frances literally thought
they were actually
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in an open relationship.
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-Then he moved in with his girlfriend, Hannah Jack-off
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or Jackson or whatever the fuck.
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She still refuses to meet me because I'm "the other woman."
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-No, no air quotes.
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You're literally that.
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-Okay. It's a radio.
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I'm tuning in to my new self
or something.
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Whatever. It made sense when I was getting it.
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My mom was gonna throw me off a roof.
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-I mean...
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It is kind of cool.
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Like something your cousin Melwould get at rehab or something.
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-Oh, shit.
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-What? What did you do, Fran?
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What did you do?
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-Basically, I like literally
actively exploit
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my family for my films. Last Thanksgiving,
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I captured the underlying darkness of American culture.
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Mainly my family being hypocritical dicks.
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Aunts on Xanax.
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My woke father, who hasn't
paid a tax since '89.
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My cousin Mel'sheroin addiction.
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Big crowd-pleaser.
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-Fran.
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-So, I was feeling really bad
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about getting us both kicked out of Thanksgiving this year.
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-Turn your video off.
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Off.
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-As a result of my truth telling,
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I'm technically not allowed back
at Grandma's house.
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-And?
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Fran. [ Car door closes ]
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-Oh, my God. Thanks so much.
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Tell your daughter to call me any time she's ready, okay?
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Thanks. Stay safe and stay sexy. Bye!
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-[ Sighs ]
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-You know it's, like, her thing to invite herself everywhere.
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-I don't have time
to yell at you.
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Just get your fucking turkey.
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-Okay. But this turkey is going to befuego.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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-Oh, my God. Hi, you guys!
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-Mel, where have you been, girl?
-Grad school.
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That's what I call my outpatient rehab.
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Oh, my God, bro. Did you seethere's a literal fucking river?
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Yeah, my sponsor told me that
if I came the mountains,
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I'd probably get high.
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Or maybe that was my horoscope.
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♪♪
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-[ Sighs ]
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♪♪
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-Wow, dude, I have not seen you like a guy like this before.
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-Love, dude.
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And I'm pretty surehe's gonna propose soon.
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-Ew. Why? -Well, because I told him to.
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-Ew, dude. Why? Do you want to be, like, a child bride?
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-Fuck off. -Two-cow dowry.
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-Okay, our moms had us when they were both 24.
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-They're fucking miserable.
-No.Mymom is miserable.
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Your mom's, like, the happiest
woman I know.
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-Except when it comes to me.
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-Solution -- maybe you should just stop
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making films that exploit literally everyone you know?
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-Mel isn't allowed
to family events
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until she's, like, a year sober.
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-Three months clean,
you bitch fuck.
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-That's amazing! -Wow! Wow, Mel.
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-Don't fucking patronize me like that.
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And what the hell are you two
doing withyourlives
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that's any better?
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-I want to be a mom.
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-And I want to be takenseriously as a filmmaker
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by my mom.
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[ Lightsaber zapping ]
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-[Distorted voice] I am your only sibling.
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-Noooo!
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It's show time!
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-Oh.
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-I'm Frances Sharp, and you'rewatching Thanksgiving food porn.
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-Oh!
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Ew!
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-Silly me. How could I have started cooking without...
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-Oh, guys, I almost forgot. Look what I brought for you!
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-Oh, fuck yeah, dude.
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-Nope. No, no, no, nope.
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I kind of have a weird relationship with, like, food.
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Nope. No, no, no, nope.
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Is it gonna ruin our appetite?
Absolutely not.
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Especially sugar. It's like a control thing.
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-Okay. I guess nothing's changed
since high school.
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-She tried so hard to be bulimic
in high school,
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but she couldnever actually throw up.
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-Yeah, that bitch would be in the bathroom, like [Gags].
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[ Both gagging ]
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-I just can't with Mel.
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-[ Retches ] Don't start.
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And Mel, how did you
even get here?
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-Uber, bitch.
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-What the fuck? What was that, like...?
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[ Cash register dings ]
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-I'm still signed up to my
ex-daddy's account.
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He's hella mad about it.
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Whatever. I told him to suck a fat cock,
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then I asked his brother
for a dick pic.
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Oh, my God, you guys,take a look at this big,
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juicy fucking monster cock.
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-Ew! -The fuck?
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How do you have service?
-Mm-mm.
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-Do you have Verizon?
-Yeah.
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-So I. What the shit?
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♪♪
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-Can you at leastuse your thumbs?
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She never uses her thumbs.
She just, like, shovels
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shit around with her, like, avocado paws.
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It's disgusting.
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-I need a wine opener.
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-Well, good luck finding onebecause his parents don't drink.
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-Two years ago, she asked me
if she was an alcoholic.
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-♪ ...like it so, you know I like to drink ♪
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♪ Listen to me sing, rapper, you know I got the bling ♪
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-And I told her it's fine aslong as she stops after college.
256
00:12:24,958 --> 00:12:29,125
Then last week, she FaceTimed me, so drunk,
257
00:12:29,125 --> 00:12:30,917
and told meshe did too much cocaine
258
00:12:30,917 --> 00:12:34,125
and clogged the toilet
at a party.
259
00:12:34,125 --> 00:12:35,833
[ Exhales ]
260
00:12:35,833 --> 00:12:38,875
-What the fuck?Are they actually Mormon?
261
00:12:38,875 --> 00:12:40,375
-He's, like, culturally Mormon.
262
00:12:40,375 --> 00:12:44,416
-What does that even mean?
Is he, like, a virgin?
263
00:12:44,416 --> 00:12:51,750
♪♪
264
00:12:51,750 --> 00:12:53,833
Wait.
265
00:12:53,833 --> 00:12:57,750
You guys haven't had sex yet?
266
00:13:00,333 --> 00:13:03,209
Ew, dude, that's hella creepy.
267
00:13:03,209 --> 00:13:06,333
You've been dating for like six months,
268
00:13:06,333 --> 00:13:07,958
and you're a nympho.
269
00:13:07,958 --> 00:13:09,209
-I'm a nympho!
270
00:13:09,209 --> 00:13:11,084
I'm a nympho! I'm a nym--
271
00:13:11,084 --> 00:13:11,792
-No, I'm not.
272
00:13:11,792 --> 00:13:16,000
-You literally fucked a homeless dude in a one-night stand.
273
00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:19,375
-Dude, that was you.
274
00:13:21,416 --> 00:13:22,875
Yeah. -Still, though.
275
00:13:22,875 --> 00:13:26,000
-Whatever. Well, JD doesn't drink anyway.
276
00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:27,000
-Oh, yeah. He's in recovery.
277
00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:30,042
You're not supposed to fuck in your first year of sobriety.
278
00:13:30,042 --> 00:13:31,042
-No, he's not an alcoholic.
279
00:13:31,042 --> 00:13:35,084
He just chooses not to partake
in premarital sex.
280
00:13:35,084 --> 00:13:36,625
-Oof! Big yikes.
281
00:13:36,625 --> 00:13:37,625
I'm a big catchphrase girl.
282
00:13:37,625 --> 00:13:41,583
Right now, it's "oof" and "big yikes." People love that.
283
00:13:41,583 --> 00:13:43,125
Ay-yi-yi! -Don't.
284
00:13:43,125 --> 00:13:44,583
-Ew! Is that, like...
285
00:13:44,583 --> 00:13:47,625
Is that racist? -Why would you ask me?
286
00:13:47,625 --> 00:13:48,500
-Because you're Mexican.
287
00:13:48,500 --> 00:13:52,125
-Frances, you can't say shit like that!
288
00:13:52,125 --> 00:13:52,875
-Not an insult.
289
00:13:52,875 --> 00:13:56,000
-In this climate, that's also my catchphrase.
290
00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:58,250
-So how the fuckam I supposed to open up
291
00:13:58,250 --> 00:13:59,167
all the wine I brought?
292
00:13:59,167 --> 00:14:02,958
-I don't know. Not my problem,because I'm not drinking either.
293
00:14:02,958 --> 00:14:06,500
-Said the girl that once smuggled blowintoMexico.
294
00:14:06,500 --> 00:14:10,875
-...fucking shot of fucking 100 proof!
295
00:14:10,875 --> 00:14:14,500
You fucking shit-head! Aah!
296
00:14:14,500 --> 00:14:15,042
Whatever.
297
00:14:15,042 --> 00:14:16,917
I'm sure you're gonna forgive me because you're gonna
298
00:14:16,917 --> 00:14:20,042
totally hit it offwith his best friend, Mackenzie.
299
00:14:20,042 --> 00:14:22,541
-Oh. What's he like?
300
00:14:22,541 --> 00:14:25,792
[ Laughter ]
301
00:14:25,792 --> 00:14:32,625
♪♪
302
00:14:32,625 --> 00:14:34,291
-[ Shouts indistinctly ]
303
00:14:34,291 --> 00:14:37,416
♪♪
304
00:14:37,416 --> 00:14:40,084
-All right, so I was on my mission, before med school.
305
00:14:40,084 --> 00:14:41,625
-This fool was knocking on my door,
306
00:14:41,625 --> 00:14:42,667
trying to tell me about Jesus.
307
00:14:42,667 --> 00:14:46,084
-He was like, "Bro, I got something better than Jesus."
308
00:14:46,084 --> 00:14:47,084
-Bro, I look like a peacock.
309
00:14:47,084 --> 00:14:49,000
-Bro, youdolook like
a peacock.
310
00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:51,042
Jump off or something.
311
00:14:51,042 --> 00:14:52,625
[ Both laughing ]
312
00:14:52,625 --> 00:14:56,084
-Yo, JD, your neighbors
are awesome!
313
00:14:56,084 --> 00:14:58,084
-He was right. I quit my mission.
314
00:14:58,084 --> 00:14:59,042
-I quit my job at Space X.
315
00:14:59,042 --> 00:15:03,167
-And we've been punching each other in the face ever since.
316
00:15:03,167 --> 00:15:08,167
♪♪
317
00:15:08,167 --> 00:15:12,042
Mac, do you mind handing me
that box right there?
318
00:15:12,042 --> 00:15:14,708
-JD, this is Frances.
319
00:15:14,708 --> 00:15:15,750
-Hi. How are you?
320
00:15:15,750 --> 00:15:18,375
-He's just, like,so thoughtful and sweet.
321
00:15:18,375 --> 00:15:19,958
-What the fuck? You're so hot.
322
00:15:19,958 --> 00:15:25,291
Oh, my God. My horoscope is literally happening right now.
323
00:15:26,500 --> 00:15:32,042
-Hi. It's so nice to see you.
-So good.
324
00:15:36,167 --> 00:15:37,333
-I feel like it'd be less weird
325
00:15:37,333 --> 00:15:38,917
if they just had sex
in front of us.
326
00:15:38,917 --> 00:15:40,667
-You say that, and then it happens,
327
00:15:40,667 --> 00:15:44,625
and it's, like, kind of awkward.
328
00:15:44,625 --> 00:15:46,792
-JD. Oh, my God! JD!
329
00:15:46,792 --> 00:15:47,750
JD!
330
00:15:47,750 --> 00:15:49,209
-Whoa! Leave him!
-Ow!
331
00:15:49,209 --> 00:15:51,291
-Parker, seriously, let him just stay.
332
00:15:51,291 --> 00:15:54,541
He'll stop in 3, 2, 1.
333
00:15:54,541 --> 00:15:55,500
[ Laughs ]
334
00:15:55,500 --> 00:15:57,541
-What was that?
-Bro.
335
00:15:57,541 --> 00:15:59,792
That was a long one.
336
00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:00,792
-What the hell?
337
00:16:00,792 --> 00:16:03,708
-Babe, are you okay? -No, I'm not fucking okay.
338
00:16:03,708 --> 00:16:05,667
Fine. -He does that, like, every time
339
00:16:05,667 --> 00:16:08,583
we punch each other
in cold water.
340
00:16:08,583 --> 00:16:11,958
-Do -- Do you guys
do that often?
341
00:16:11,958 --> 00:16:13,500
-Mm. Kind of.
342
00:16:13,500 --> 00:16:17,375
We're looking to buy an RV together soon.
343
00:16:17,375 --> 00:16:19,416
-Can you guys do thatliterally anywhere else?
344
00:16:19,416 --> 00:16:20,708
-It's okay. -No, it's not okay.
345
00:16:20,708 --> 00:16:22,625
It's where we're making dinner.
-It's just food.
346
00:16:22,625 --> 00:16:24,209
-No, it's not just food.
It's dinner.
347
00:16:24,209 --> 00:16:27,291
And it means so much to me.
348
00:16:30,291 --> 00:16:35,125
-Put some ice on it. I'm going for a run.
349
00:16:35,125 --> 00:16:37,500
-Are you kidding me?
350
00:16:37,500 --> 00:16:39,708
[ Sighs ]
351
00:16:45,917 --> 00:16:47,917
-Food porn.
352
00:16:47,917 --> 00:16:50,375
That's hot.
353
00:16:50,375 --> 00:16:51,084
Cut.
354
00:16:51,084 --> 00:16:53,250
-Okay. That's enough.You're stressing me out.
355
00:16:53,250 --> 00:16:56,750
Go wash your raw turkey hands.
That's disgusting.
356
00:16:56,750 --> 00:16:59,875
And also, like, what time is it?
357
00:17:01,833 --> 00:17:04,625
Why do you look constipated?
358
00:17:04,625 --> 00:17:08,750
-She knows that I look constipated when I'm guilty.
359
00:17:08,750 --> 00:17:10,708
Forgot my magnesium.
-No, you didn't.
360
00:17:10,708 --> 00:17:15,708
I saw you spent all your unemployment on supplements.
361
00:17:16,250 --> 00:17:17,458
-I invited Atticus.
-Dude!
362
00:17:17,458 --> 00:17:19,167
-On accident! -What the fuck?
363
00:17:19,167 --> 00:17:20,084
That's so fucking rude!
364
00:17:20,084 --> 00:17:22,291
-Oh, my God. Stop screaming.
-No, I-I can't --
365
00:17:22,291 --> 00:17:25,042
I can't handle any more --your inability to set boundaries
366
00:17:25,042 --> 00:17:27,125
and fucks with everyone else's plans.
367
00:17:27,125 --> 00:17:28,583
It's so fucking rude.
368
00:17:28,583 --> 00:17:31,500
-Well, I can't helpthat Mel invited herself.
369
00:17:31,500 --> 00:17:34,167
-I get Mel.That's on brand for her.
370
00:17:34,167 --> 00:17:36,042
But some asshole you're
not even dating?
371
00:17:36,042 --> 00:17:38,792
-Pretty on brand for me,
to be honest.
372
00:17:38,792 --> 00:17:41,375
-Fucking Fran, man.
[ Sighs ]
373
00:17:41,375 --> 00:17:42,875
Ugh!
374
00:17:42,875 --> 00:17:50,958
♪♪
375
00:17:50,958 --> 00:17:58,167
♪♪
376
00:17:58,167 --> 00:18:01,875
-Hey, Siri, remind meto 20 in turkey minutes.
377
00:18:01,875 --> 00:18:05,000
-What do you want to be reminded about?
378
00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:08,167
[ Birds chirping ]
379
00:18:18,250 --> 00:18:20,917
-God! Fuck camping.
380
00:18:20,917 --> 00:18:23,125
Ohhh, my God!
381
00:18:23,125 --> 00:18:25,084
Ugh! [ Sobs ]
382
00:18:25,084 --> 00:18:27,000
Fuck me!
383
00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:31,250
Unh! [ Sobbing ]
384
00:18:33,958 --> 00:18:35,917
[ Exhales ]
385
00:18:35,917 --> 00:18:37,833
Breathe.
386
00:18:37,833 --> 00:18:38,667
[ TV chatter ]
387
00:18:38,917 --> 00:18:41,250
-Ew, could you, like, open a window or something?
388
00:18:41,250 --> 00:18:45,334
Be, like, a little more respectful of my sobriety.
389
00:18:45,334 --> 00:18:47,500
Thanks.
390
00:18:56,666 --> 00:18:57,292
[ Laughs ]
391
00:18:57,292 --> 00:19:01,500
LOL atyoubeing the high one
at Thanksgiving now.
392
00:19:01,500 --> 00:19:04,167
-That's different.
-Is it, though?
393
00:19:04,167 --> 00:19:07,583
-You literally overdosed
at Grandma's.
394
00:19:07,583 --> 00:19:08,459
-And?
395
00:19:08,459 --> 00:19:11,500
-And shut up. I'm meditating.
396
00:19:13,666 --> 00:19:14,958
-Is she always like this?
397
00:19:14,958 --> 00:19:17,042
-Well, now that I'm sober and my mental faculties
398
00:19:17,042 --> 00:19:21,625
are heightened, I can see that she probably has a problem.
399
00:19:21,625 --> 00:19:23,292
-With drugs?
400
00:19:23,292 --> 00:19:25,167
-Yeah. And dudes.
401
00:19:25,167 --> 00:19:26,625
Mostly just one, though.
402
00:19:26,625 --> 00:19:29,583
Oh, my God. Your little baby cut.
403
00:19:29,583 --> 00:19:32,208
Let me help you with that.
404
00:19:34,292 --> 00:19:37,917
[ Car approaching, hip-hop music playing ]
405
00:19:37,917 --> 00:19:39,583
-Fuck.
406
00:19:39,583 --> 00:19:42,250
♪♪
407
00:19:42,250 --> 00:19:46,375
[ Hip-hop song playing
on radio ]
408
00:19:46,375 --> 00:19:54,292
♪♪
409
00:19:54,292 --> 00:20:01,334
♪♪
410
00:20:01,334 --> 00:20:03,708
♪ Up next ain't just
cool no more ♪
411
00:20:03,708 --> 00:20:06,292
♪ Do the most, can't do no more ♪
412
00:20:06,292 --> 00:20:08,334
-Are you ready?
413
00:20:08,459 --> 00:20:12,167
♪ Do the most, what they doin' that for? ♪
414
00:20:16,833 --> 00:20:18,292
♪♪
415
00:20:18,292 --> 00:20:22,417
Oh, hey. You must be Parker.
It's so nice to meet you.
416
00:20:22,417 --> 00:20:24,708
Are you okay with a hug?
417
00:20:26,208 --> 00:20:28,417
-Sure. -Great.
418
00:20:29,708 --> 00:20:32,541
Oh, this is my partner, Hannah.
419
00:20:34,042 --> 00:20:37,292
-Thank you so muchfor letting me join last minute.
420
00:20:37,292 --> 00:20:40,500
-I tried Frances. I couldn't get a hold of her for some reason.
421
00:20:40,500 --> 00:20:44,042
-Shitty service.-Oh, man. Is that still a thing?
422
00:20:44,042 --> 00:20:45,125
-I'm sure you already have one,
423
00:20:45,125 --> 00:20:47,583
but I thought it wouldn't hurt
to have another turkey.
424
00:20:47,583 --> 00:20:49,708
-And she made amazing veggies
'cause, you know, we're,
425
00:20:49,708 --> 00:20:51,334
like, kind of vegan,
kind of not.
426
00:20:51,334 --> 00:20:52,334
-But this is a real turkey.
427
00:20:52,334 --> 00:20:53,666
-And that's the "kind of not" party.
428
00:20:53,666 --> 00:20:56,666
-Just have to pop it in the oven a little before.
429
00:20:56,666 --> 00:20:57,334
-Oh, great.
430
00:20:57,334 --> 00:21:01,417
Well, I actually think Fran
already brought a turkey.
431
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:05,042
But this is amazing. So thank you so much.
432
00:21:05,042 --> 00:21:07,042
-Oh, and I brought some stuff to make a charcuterie board.
433
00:21:07,042 --> 00:21:09,375
We're pretty well-known for this at dinner parties.
434
00:21:09,375 --> 00:21:11,583
-Great. Let me help carry that.
-Yep.
435
00:21:11,583 --> 00:21:14,208
Oh, and cases and casesof some of the best wine
436
00:21:14,208 --> 00:21:16,459
from my father's -- Oh, man. All right.
437
00:21:16,459 --> 00:21:19,500
What screams privilege more than
drinking Daddy's wine?
438
00:21:19,500 --> 00:21:21,583
-Literally nothing.
-[ Laughs ]
439
00:21:21,583 --> 00:21:23,083
[ Both laugh awkwardly ]
440
00:21:23,083 --> 00:21:26,750
-Just kidding. No privilege shaming here.
441
00:21:26,750 --> 00:21:28,167
Follow me in.
442
00:21:28,167 --> 00:21:31,250
-[Muttering] Oh, I --
Uh, yeah. Just...
443
00:21:31,250 --> 00:21:33,167
I'm coming.
444
00:21:33,167 --> 00:21:34,083
Oh!
445
00:21:34,083 --> 00:21:37,042
[ Cellphone beeps ]
446
00:21:37,042 --> 00:21:40,375
-I'm not sleeping, you shit-talking-ass bitch.
447
00:21:40,375 --> 00:21:43,167
-Say hi to your mom! -Frances? Is that you?
448
00:21:43,167 --> 00:21:45,167
-Oh, my -- -You look terrible!
449
00:21:45,167 --> 00:21:46,208
-Three months clean, Auntie W.
450
00:21:46,208 --> 00:21:49,000
-Oh. Oh, Mel, honey, that's such great news.
451
00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:51,375
[ Line beeps ]
-Ew!
452
00:21:51,375 --> 00:21:53,042
-No, dude.
453
00:21:53,042 --> 00:21:57,292
-Oof. Is that him?
454
00:21:57,292 --> 00:21:58,833
-Fwanny!
455
00:21:58,833 --> 00:22:00,958
-Atty!
456
00:22:02,208 --> 00:22:04,125
-Happy Thanksgiving.
457
00:22:04,125 --> 00:22:12,125
♪♪
458
00:22:12,125 --> 00:22:19,958
♪♪
459
00:22:19,958 --> 00:22:22,708
-Hey, Frances!
460
00:22:24,042 --> 00:22:26,125
-[ Chuckles awkwardly ]
461
00:22:26,125 --> 00:22:29,250
-It's amazing to finally meet you.
462
00:22:29,250 --> 00:22:30,583
-Sorry. Just...
463
00:22:30,583 --> 00:22:31,583
-Hey. -Yeah.
464
00:22:31,583 --> 00:22:34,459
Oh, sorry. Just -- Yeah.
-Hey.
465
00:22:34,459 --> 00:22:36,334
-Hi. -Hey.
466
00:22:36,334 --> 00:22:38,541
-Um, just come in. Yeah.
-Hi.
467
00:22:38,541 --> 00:22:42,541
-So weird that she
invited herself.
468
00:22:42,541 --> 00:22:45,750
-All right, first things first.
How can I help you?
469
00:22:45,750 --> 00:22:50,042
Oh, that salad is absolutely gorgeous.
470
00:22:50,042 --> 00:22:51,875
-Right?-Oh, the colors.
471
00:22:51,875 --> 00:22:52,833
The colors are incredible.
472
00:22:52,833 --> 00:22:56,250
And these decorations are so creative with little leaves.
473
00:22:56,250 --> 00:22:57,750
Did you make those?
474
00:22:57,750 --> 00:23:00,666
-Wow. Um, you're here.
475
00:23:00,666 --> 00:23:01,292
-I'm here.
476
00:23:01,292 --> 00:23:03,417
-Let's watch some game-day
football, baby.
477
00:23:03,417 --> 00:23:07,917
Did you guys know I used to be a cheerleader?
478
00:23:07,917 --> 00:23:12,042
♪♪
479
00:23:12,042 --> 00:23:13,958
-Oh, my --
480
00:23:14,250 --> 00:23:17,459
-I think the most unattractive
thing a person could do
481
00:23:17,459 --> 00:23:19,250
is a spontaneous backflip.
482
00:23:19,250 --> 00:23:23,334
-Literally, don't tell.
-Sneaky girl.
483
00:23:23,334 --> 00:23:25,167
You so sneaky!
484
00:23:25,167 --> 00:23:28,125
-I, like, think that Fran's
the real asshole here.
485
00:23:28,125 --> 00:23:29,083
You're, like, awesome.
486
00:23:29,083 --> 00:23:31,500
-Oh, Fran's a sweetie,
you're a sweetie.
487
00:23:31,500 --> 00:23:33,917
I'm just happy to be here.
488
00:23:33,917 --> 00:23:36,917
-So, um...
489
00:23:36,917 --> 00:23:39,208
can I get you something
to drink?
490
00:23:39,208 --> 00:23:44,000
-Oh. Sure. Actually, that would be great.
491
00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:44,917
-You know what's funny?
492
00:23:44,917 --> 00:23:47,917
I literally hated you, like, 10 minutes ago.
493
00:23:47,917 --> 00:23:49,334
-That's quite fair.
494
00:23:49,334 --> 00:23:51,083
-And now you've gotten me
to drink?
495
00:23:51,083 --> 00:23:53,500
-I wasn't taking no
for an answer.
496
00:23:53,500 --> 00:23:57,125
But, uh, like, you know, like, no means no.
497
00:23:57,125 --> 00:23:58,708
-No, yeah, yeah. Totally.
Totally.
498
00:23:58,708 --> 00:24:00,292
-I'm gonna go get that big Brie.
499
00:24:00,292 --> 00:24:02,708
-Yep. Yep. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
500
00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:07,250
-Wine? -Red, please.
501
00:24:07,250 --> 00:24:07,791
-Okay.
502
00:24:07,791 --> 00:24:11,125
-So, do you send dick pics? Because I bet that cock is...
503
00:24:11,125 --> 00:24:13,625
-This is music to my fucking ears.
504
00:24:13,625 --> 00:24:14,459
-Wait, do you hear that?
505
00:24:14,459 --> 00:24:18,000
Is that Frances I hear, walking on her toes again?
506
00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:20,042
All right, so the trick toreally doing a Franny impression
507
00:24:20,042 --> 00:24:24,250
is [Imitating Frances] you have to talk like this with
508
00:24:24,250 --> 00:24:25,958
[Normal voice] zero subtlety.
509
00:24:25,958 --> 00:24:27,083
-It's like you're tortured
510
00:24:27,083 --> 00:24:29,375
in, like, some weird way or whatever.
511
00:24:29,375 --> 00:24:31,875
-Aren't you guys, like, a married old fucking couple.
512
00:24:31,875 --> 00:24:35,541
-Actually, I was just showing
him my Pinterest board.
513
00:24:35,541 --> 00:24:38,583
-Ew, dude, what is with this wedding shit all of a sudden?
514
00:24:38,583 --> 00:24:40,583
-I mean, I think the pictures
are, like, interesting
515
00:24:40,583 --> 00:24:43,417
and beautiful in, like,a modern, grotesque way.
516
00:24:43,417 --> 00:24:44,750
-You don't even believe
in marriage.
517
00:24:44,750 --> 00:24:46,334
-I don't believe in having
biological children
518
00:24:46,334 --> 00:24:47,791
'cause the world's fucked up
enough as it is,
519
00:24:47,791 --> 00:24:52,208
but Hannah and I -- we've been looking at houses.
520
00:24:52,208 --> 00:24:57,708
-What? You always say you don't believe in marriage.
521
00:24:57,708 --> 00:25:10,042
♪♪
522
00:25:10,042 --> 00:25:22,334
♪♪
523
00:25:22,334 --> 00:25:34,666
♪♪
524
00:25:34,666 --> 00:25:46,958
♪♪
525
00:25:46,958 --> 00:25:58,208
♪♪
526
00:25:58,208 --> 00:26:01,125
-[ Parker shrieks ] Oh, my God. What are you doing?
527
00:26:01,125 --> 00:26:02,875
-I'm gutting a fish.
-Why?!
528
00:26:02,875 --> 00:26:04,417
-Are you, like, all into fish rights?
529
00:26:04,417 --> 00:26:06,417
-No. Why are you doing it
in my kitchen?
530
00:26:06,417 --> 00:26:07,791
-Don't worry, I'm gonna grill this up
531
00:26:07,791 --> 00:26:10,791
with the rest of the meat --
it's gonna be so good.
532
00:26:10,791 --> 00:26:13,083
-It smells like fucking fish.
533
00:26:13,083 --> 00:26:15,708
Ugh!
534
00:26:15,708 --> 00:26:17,417
God.
535
00:26:17,750 --> 00:26:20,791
-I thought you weren't
drinking tonight.
536
00:26:20,791 --> 00:26:22,917
-I'm not. This is for you.
537
00:26:22,917 --> 00:26:24,292
Now help me bring this stuff inside.
538
00:26:24,292 --> 00:26:28,000
-Only because I want to. Not because you're telling me.
539
00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:30,375
-Also, I'm really sorry
about Atticus.
540
00:26:30,375 --> 00:26:31,208
I, like, understand now.
541
00:26:31,208 --> 00:26:35,334
He's, like, kind of cool, attentive, whatever.
542
00:26:35,334 --> 00:26:36,250
I still have one problem.
543
00:26:36,500 --> 00:26:39,709
-Love triangles. Same. -No, table settings.
544
00:26:39,709 --> 00:26:44,625
I'm three short. It's gonna fuck up the whole picture.
545
00:26:45,958 --> 00:26:48,458
-Oh, I love this commercial.
546
00:26:48,458 --> 00:26:50,083
-Take them with you.
547
00:26:50,083 --> 00:26:52,916
Everywhere you go.
-♪ Positive ♪
548
00:26:52,916 --> 00:26:54,958
♪ Positive ♪
549
00:26:54,958 --> 00:26:56,750
♪ Positive
550
00:26:56,750 --> 00:26:59,584
♪ Positive, mm ♪
551
00:26:59,584 --> 00:27:03,375
-Y'all ever had a doggie Xanax?
552
00:27:03,375 --> 00:27:04,375
[ Sighs ] Okay.
553
00:27:04,375 --> 00:27:07,250
So, how did youand Atticus meet?
554
00:27:07,250 --> 00:27:11,000
-Bumble, actually.
-So cute.
555
00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:12,292
Modern love.
556
00:27:12,292 --> 00:27:13,542
-[ Smacks leg ]
557
00:27:13,542 --> 00:27:17,584
-Honestly, Bumble really needsto have a filter for micro-dicks
558
00:27:17,584 --> 00:27:20,750
because that shit is problematic.
559
00:27:20,750 --> 00:27:24,000
-Y'all ever try Craigslist Meet-ups?
560
00:27:27,667 --> 00:27:28,208
-What?
561
00:27:28,208 --> 00:27:30,458
-All right, so, my best friend,
the game developer --
562
00:27:30,458 --> 00:27:32,750
he sent me this Woke Special Edition.
563
00:27:32,750 --> 00:27:34,167
It's so dope.
564
00:27:34,167 --> 00:27:34,709
-Oh, fun.
565
00:27:34,709 --> 00:27:36,083
The only thing worse than small talk?
566
00:27:36,083 --> 00:27:39,333
I fucking hate playing games.
I'm too competitive.
567
00:27:39,333 --> 00:27:42,833
-One time, Frances bit Grandpa
after he beat her
568
00:27:42,833 --> 00:27:43,750
in a game of Candyland.
569
00:27:43,750 --> 00:27:48,125
That little bitch broke skin.
She was, like, 10.
570
00:27:48,125 --> 00:27:48,667
-Cool.
571
00:27:48,667 --> 00:27:51,958
So is that, like, a party game?
-Mm-hmm.
572
00:27:51,958 --> 00:27:54,458
-Great. How long is it gonna take?
573
00:27:54,458 --> 00:27:59,292
I actually might hate games
more than Frances.
574
00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:05,584
-All right, it says, "Kiss the nearest consenting adult."
575
00:28:05,584 --> 00:28:08,458
Easy. Babe, can I kiss you?
576
00:28:08,458 --> 00:28:09,625
-Yeah, of course.
577
00:28:09,625 --> 00:28:12,625
-Dude, why can't JD not just be like that?
578
00:28:12,625 --> 00:28:17,958
Well, minus the whole, like,open part. I'd fucking kill him.
579
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:26,125
-"Name three controversial mascots."
580
00:28:26,125 --> 00:28:30,208
What the fuck?I literally hate sports.
581
00:28:31,125 --> 00:28:33,667
-I'll go. Um...
582
00:28:35,417 --> 00:28:40,458
Oh. "Educate yourself. Vote."
583
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:47,958
-"Boycott..." What's cultural appropriation?
584
00:28:47,958 --> 00:28:52,333
-All right. For example, we had to stop going to hip-hop yoga.
585
00:28:52,333 --> 00:28:54,000
It got to be a little problematic.
586
00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:57,709
-[ Laughs ] You're literally
a white rapper.
587
00:28:57,709 --> 00:28:58,458
-Technically...
588
00:28:58,458 --> 00:29:01,208
All right, so, my mother's family -- they're from here.
589
00:29:01,208 --> 00:29:03,958
Northern Italy, so, like,basically Germany, right?
590
00:29:03,958 --> 00:29:05,875
But my father's family
were from here,
591
00:29:05,875 --> 00:29:11,250
the southernmost tip of Sicily,
so basically Africa.
592
00:29:11,250 --> 00:29:12,125
-Okay. Fucking murder me.
593
00:29:12,125 --> 00:29:14,208
-So, I mean, you know, technically, in this climate --
594
00:29:14,208 --> 00:29:17,542
-Are you fucking kidding me?
That's my catchphrase.
595
00:29:17,542 --> 00:29:19,875
-I don't know about that. I say it a lot around Franny.
596
00:29:19,875 --> 00:29:23,083
You probably stole it from her,who definitely stole it from me.
597
00:29:23,083 --> 00:29:25,333
-That guy's fucking dead to me.
598
00:29:25,333 --> 00:29:29,584
-Um, absolutely fucking not,
Atticus.
599
00:29:32,875 --> 00:29:34,667
-This one just says to Venmo a Mexican.
600
00:29:34,667 --> 00:29:36,667
-[ Coughs ]-[ Laughs ] I'm so dead.
601
00:29:36,667 --> 00:29:38,875
-What the fuck?
602
00:29:38,875 --> 00:29:40,542
Are you kidding?
603
00:29:40,542 --> 00:29:42,833
[ All shouting ]
604
00:29:42,833 --> 00:29:46,875
-[ JD and Mackenzie cheering ]
605
00:29:46,875 --> 00:29:49,709
-Yeah! Let's go!
606
00:29:49,709 --> 00:29:50,709
-Look, babe.
607
00:29:50,709 --> 00:29:51,833
-Why are you holding roadkill?
608
00:29:51,833 --> 00:29:56,417
-Mac and I set thesesnares earlier, and they worked.
609
00:29:56,417 --> 00:29:59,000
-This is, like, my only outfit.
610
00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:00,250
-I highly, highly doubt that.
611
00:30:00,250 --> 00:30:01,458
-That disgusting. No, you're not.
612
00:30:01,458 --> 00:30:02,791
The menu is set. -Let's get out of here.
613
00:30:02,791 --> 00:30:04,791
-I'm on a hunter-gatherer diet,
baby.
614
00:30:04,791 --> 00:30:06,916
-Since when? -Uh, since always.
615
00:30:06,916 --> 00:30:09,667
In the mountains. Come on.
-Let's go, bro!
616
00:30:09,667 --> 00:30:13,333
♪♪
617
00:30:16,125 --> 00:30:17,083
-Oh. Sorry.
618
00:30:17,083 --> 00:30:20,000
-It's okay. They're not even prescription.
619
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:22,791
[ Telephone rings ]
620
00:30:22,791 --> 00:30:25,709
-Who the fuck is that?
621
00:30:25,709 --> 00:30:27,791
-No idea.
622
00:30:28,458 --> 00:30:30,542
-Best popper. -Hey. Nice work, grill.
623
00:30:30,542 --> 00:30:34,208
-Nicely done. Wait. Let me cut it.
624
00:30:34,208 --> 00:30:37,125
-I'm sorry, who is this? -Oh, God. Oof. JD!
625
00:30:37,125 --> 00:30:38,750
-Is JD there?
626
00:30:38,750 --> 00:30:40,667
-JD.
627
00:30:40,667 --> 00:30:44,250
-No. -No, it's your mom.
628
00:30:44,250 --> 00:30:45,916
Take it.
629
00:30:45,916 --> 00:30:49,458
Please. -Yeah?
630
00:30:50,083 --> 00:30:55,167
Mom. I told you I was having friends over today.
631
00:30:55,167 --> 00:30:57,667
Me and Mac and Parker.
632
00:30:57,667 --> 00:30:58,916
-Oh! Oh. -Ew!
633
00:30:58,916 --> 00:30:59,750
-We're just hanging out.
634
00:30:59,750 --> 00:31:01,417
-He's just, like, so thoughtful
and sweet.
635
00:31:01,417 --> 00:31:05,750
-Your father and I are having
Thanksgiving with...
636
00:31:05,750 --> 00:31:07,958
-Mom. Mom.
637
00:31:11,958 --> 00:31:14,000
-JD!-[Laughing] Nice!
638
00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:16,750
-Come on, here.
639
00:31:19,750 --> 00:31:23,375
-Fucking finally. You're here.
640
00:31:37,292 --> 00:31:39,083
I think this is it.
641
00:31:39,083 --> 00:31:41,958
I think -- I think this is
the perfect time to have,
642
00:31:41,958 --> 00:31:47,000
like, an open and honest conversation with each other.
643
00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:48,750
The three of us.
644
00:31:48,750 --> 00:31:52,375
♪♪
645
00:31:52,375 --> 00:31:54,750
-Whoo! -Yeah!
646
00:31:54,750 --> 00:32:04,542
♪♪
647
00:32:04,542 --> 00:32:13,584
♪♪
648
00:32:13,584 --> 00:32:16,375
-I have -- I have to go
to the bathroom.
649
00:32:16,375 --> 00:32:26,000
♪♪
650
00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:34,833
♪♪
651
00:32:34,833 --> 00:32:38,250
[ JD and Mackenzie shouting,
cheering ]
652
00:32:38,250 --> 00:32:48,417
♪♪
653
00:32:48,417 --> 00:32:58,625
♪♪
654
00:32:58,625 --> 00:33:01,250
-Fuck!
655
00:33:01,250 --> 00:33:03,417
Why are you that?
656
00:33:03,417 --> 00:33:13,167
♪♪
657
00:33:13,167 --> 00:33:16,750
-I'm starting to feel like I'm in a throuple.
658
00:33:16,750 --> 00:33:19,500
-Don't be the other girl.
659
00:33:19,500 --> 00:33:22,709
-Where is the turkey, Frances?
660
00:33:26,542 --> 00:33:29,125
Where's the turkey, Frances?
661
00:33:29,125 --> 00:33:31,542
-It's in the oven.
662
00:33:31,542 --> 00:33:39,791
♪♪
663
00:33:39,791 --> 00:33:41,958
I mean that I was going to.
664
00:33:41,958 --> 00:33:45,000
-But then she got high.
665
00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:46,667
-Oh!
666
00:33:46,667 --> 00:33:48,333
-Oh. Oh, my God. -Oh, my God!
667
00:33:48,333 --> 00:33:51,958
-Oh, my God.Everybody stop screaming.
668
00:33:51,958 --> 00:33:55,083
It's fine. Shut up.
Shut up and...
669
00:33:55,083 --> 00:33:55,791
-Ew!
670
00:33:55,791 --> 00:33:58,250
-This is just sofucking typical.
671
00:33:58,250 --> 00:33:59,875
Oh, no, I got it. Thanks.
-Yeah.
672
00:33:59,875 --> 00:34:02,000
-Are you gonna have enough time
to cook it because --
673
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:05,375
-Yeah, I will. Yeah. This is part of the recipe.
674
00:34:05,375 --> 00:34:07,000
Okay. Actually, um...
675
00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:11,083
-Yeah. -Actually, I just need to...
676
00:34:14,500 --> 00:34:16,875
-[ Laughs ]
677
00:34:16,875 --> 00:34:21,250
-No way, bro. They made you
fight your own food?
678
00:34:25,083 --> 00:34:26,709
-Hi. -Hi.
679
00:34:26,709 --> 00:34:28,250
-Hi.
680
00:34:28,500 --> 00:34:31,375
-So, are you, like high
all the time?
681
00:34:31,375 --> 00:34:32,792
-I don't know, actually.
682
00:34:32,792 --> 00:34:34,458
-That's such a dope way to live.
683
00:34:34,458 --> 00:34:37,208
-Did I tell you Mac and I are getting an RV?
684
00:34:37,208 --> 00:34:38,500
-No.
685
00:34:38,500 --> 00:34:40,208
-You sure you don't want to hit this blunt?
686
00:34:40,208 --> 00:34:43,500
-I mean, I really want to,
but I probably shouldn't.
687
00:34:43,500 --> 00:34:46,000
-Oh, come on.
-Maybe.
688
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:49,250
-Okay. -I'm getting high for sure.
689
00:34:49,250 --> 00:34:51,166
-You don't like drugs
or alcohol?
690
00:34:51,166 --> 00:34:52,750
-No, the issue is more
that I love
691
00:34:52,750 --> 00:34:55,959
drugs and alcohol more than anything.
692
00:34:55,959 --> 00:34:58,458
-I feel like I should
go help her.
693
00:34:58,458 --> 00:35:03,458
-No, come on. No, come on. Let's go -- Let's go over here.
694
00:35:03,458 --> 00:35:06,291
-[ Sighs ] So, yeah,
the food porn.
695
00:35:06,291 --> 00:35:08,375
We're doing something a littlebit different this Thanksgiving.
696
00:35:08,375 --> 00:35:13,708
We're just gonna, um -- You're just gonna take the turkey.
697
00:35:13,708 --> 00:35:18,291
Yeah. Nice and tight.
Tender.
698
00:35:18,291 --> 00:35:24,208
Just a cup of water, just to make sure it's nice and juicy.
699
00:35:31,583 --> 00:35:34,667
Just turn it on.
700
00:35:34,667 --> 00:35:36,417
Voila.
701
00:35:37,542 --> 00:35:40,083
-I'm sure it's gonna be great.
702
00:35:40,083 --> 00:35:43,041
-No, it's gonna be shit.
-No, no.
703
00:35:43,041 --> 00:35:44,291
-No, yeah. No, it is.
704
00:35:44,291 --> 00:35:46,708
-[Snobby voice] How about a game
of billiards, old sports?
705
00:35:46,708 --> 00:35:49,166
[Normal voice] All right, we can play three ways.
706
00:35:49,166 --> 00:35:52,083
Cutthroat. I'll break.
707
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:57,875
-Okay. I guess we're doing that.
708
00:35:57,875 --> 00:36:04,208
♪♪
709
00:36:04,208 --> 00:36:06,291
Okay. There we go.
710
00:36:06,291 --> 00:36:12,792
♪♪
711
00:36:13,042 --> 00:36:17,250
-You want to, um --You want to hit the ball.
712
00:36:17,250 --> 00:36:25,625
♪♪
713
00:36:25,625 --> 00:36:28,750
-So, I've been thinking about
the future a lot lately.
714
00:36:28,750 --> 00:36:30,084
-Yeah?
715
00:36:30,084 --> 00:36:32,416
What do you see?
-Changes.
716
00:36:32,416 --> 00:36:36,667
You know, trying to grow things
for the long term.
717
00:36:36,667 --> 00:36:39,000
-Like you and I?
718
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:39,792
-Like this deck.
719
00:36:39,792 --> 00:36:42,917
I feel like it's in need ofsome repairs, and in the kitchen
720
00:36:42,917 --> 00:36:47,125
and all kinds of stuff
with the house.
721
00:36:47,125 --> 00:36:49,583
-Clear it up a bit more.
722
00:36:49,583 --> 00:36:52,875
Atticus. [ Laughs ]
723
00:36:54,084 --> 00:36:56,958
-So you're talking about renovations?
724
00:36:56,958 --> 00:37:01,084
-Yeah. What are -- What are you talking about?
725
00:37:01,084 --> 00:37:02,792
-Renovations.
726
00:37:02,792 --> 00:37:11,333
♪♪
727
00:37:11,333 --> 00:37:11,917
-Close.
728
00:37:11,917 --> 00:37:16,291
-We're gonna be here all night
at this rate.
729
00:37:19,583 --> 00:37:20,625
Yes.
730
00:37:20,625 --> 00:37:23,958
[ Pot steaming, boiling ]
731
00:37:24,667 --> 00:37:29,084
-Hey. Also, Parker Salcedo?
-Yeah?
732
00:37:29,084 --> 00:37:32,000
-Will you sleep in the tent
with me tonight?
733
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:33,833
-Why?
734
00:37:33,833 --> 00:37:35,416
-See those stars?
735
00:37:35,416 --> 00:37:36,458
-It's still light out.
736
00:37:36,458 --> 00:37:39,458
-Yeah, but we cansleep under them.
737
00:37:39,458 --> 00:37:41,333
-Kind of to the right.
738
00:37:41,333 --> 00:37:43,125
-Yeah. To the -- To the right?
739
00:37:43,125 --> 00:37:45,333
-I actually taught him that.
-Are you sure?
740
00:37:45,333 --> 00:37:47,250
You sure I didn'tlearn it from...?
741
00:37:47,250 --> 00:37:48,583
-No, I'm sure. Remember?
742
00:37:48,583 --> 00:37:51,333
We played all the time
with my parents.
743
00:37:51,333 --> 00:37:55,167
-Your parents.-My parents love Atticus.
744
00:37:56,333 --> 00:38:01,084
-Parents tend to love me
in general.
745
00:38:01,084 --> 00:38:02,708
-Hey, and honestly, thank you
746
00:38:02,708 --> 00:38:04,625
for all the work you put in here today.
747
00:38:04,625 --> 00:38:09,209
I feel like you made this whole
thing feel like a home.
748
00:38:09,209 --> 00:38:11,458
"A" for effort.
749
00:38:15,458 --> 00:38:21,375
-Come take a hit, fam.Feels fucking good to let it go.
750
00:38:21,375 --> 00:38:25,667
♪♪
751
00:38:25,667 --> 00:38:30,125
-Just hit it really hard. Something's bound to go in.
752
00:38:30,125 --> 00:38:32,500
-You know at least something went in.
753
00:38:32,500 --> 00:38:34,167
-Yeah.
754
00:38:34,167 --> 00:38:40,833
♪♪
755
00:38:40,833 --> 00:38:45,833
-But I actually do want to try
some of those poppers.
756
00:38:45,833 --> 00:38:48,500
Ah! Too hot. Too fucking hot.
Unh-unh.
757
00:38:48,500 --> 00:38:52,000
-Sorry.-It's all right.
758
00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:54,000
-Do you like downers?
759
00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:57,375
-Okay, marry me?
760
00:38:57,375 --> 00:38:59,209
-So gamey.
761
00:38:59,209 --> 00:39:00,833
I love it.
762
00:39:00,833 --> 00:39:02,167
Mmm.
763
00:39:02,167 --> 00:39:08,667
♪♪
764
00:39:08,667 --> 00:39:10,792
-Shit.
765
00:39:10,792 --> 00:39:12,125
-It's not the...-Nice. No, that was good.
766
00:39:12,125 --> 00:39:14,833
-...best one, but, I mean,
I've done it it better.
767
00:39:14,833 --> 00:39:16,375
-But you just hit again.
768
00:39:16,375 --> 00:39:18,833
-No, I scratched on an eight.
769
00:39:18,833 --> 00:39:20,625
So it's over. -No, it's...
770
00:39:20,625 --> 00:39:22,792
It doesn't have to be.
-Game's over.
771
00:39:22,792 --> 00:39:23,458
-Okay. Okay.
772
00:39:23,458 --> 00:39:25,541
-It's done. That's how the game is played.
773
00:39:25,541 --> 00:39:30,209
I mean, I mean, it's done now.
-Yeah.
774
00:39:30,209 --> 00:39:31,583
-Girls.
775
00:39:31,583 --> 00:39:33,708
♪ My girls ♪
776
00:39:33,708 --> 00:39:37,375
♪ Where will we go? ♪
777
00:39:37,375 --> 00:39:41,625
♪ Hopefully somewhere to have ♪
778
00:39:41,625 --> 00:39:44,833
♪ A threesome ♪
779
00:39:44,833 --> 00:39:46,833
♪ Mo-mome ♪
780
00:39:46,833 --> 00:39:53,250
♪♪
781
00:39:53,250 --> 00:39:55,167
[ Beeping ]
782
00:39:55,167 --> 00:39:57,541
-I think your turkey is ready.
-Uh-huh.
783
00:39:57,541 --> 00:40:00,333
Yeah.-Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
784
00:40:00,333 --> 00:40:04,958
-Okay. Um, dinner should be ready any minute.
785
00:40:07,375 --> 00:40:11,583
Cool. Gonna check in on that.
786
00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:23,875
♪♪
787
00:40:23,875 --> 00:40:24,958
-Frances. -See? Look.
788
00:40:24,958 --> 00:40:29,042
It's basically done. Can you just open?
789
00:40:29,042 --> 00:40:32,125
-Sure.
790
00:40:32,125 --> 00:40:34,917
Okay. Food porn. Here we go.
791
00:40:34,917 --> 00:40:38,667
So, you just, you know,
open it and...
792
00:40:38,667 --> 00:40:40,125
Oh, yeah.
793
00:40:40,125 --> 00:40:42,667
Wouldn't you want to just...
794
00:40:42,667 --> 00:40:43,167
Ahh!
795
00:40:43,167 --> 00:40:45,291
It act-- It falls right off the bone.
796
00:40:45,291 --> 00:40:49,541
That's, like, gonna be -- Oh, it's gonna be really good.
797
00:40:49,541 --> 00:40:53,500
Okay, yeah. So, uh, it'spretty much ready to go.
798
00:40:53,500 --> 00:40:54,833
And...
799
00:40:54,833 --> 00:40:58,375
Obviously, we're gonna give it a nice char.
800
00:40:58,375 --> 00:41:00,500
-Oh, don't.
801
00:41:02,291 --> 00:41:03,500
-Mmm!
802
00:41:03,500 --> 00:41:04,167
-[ Coughs ]
803
00:41:04,167 --> 00:41:05,667
-This isn't, like, conventional turkey,
804
00:41:05,667 --> 00:41:08,667
but I think it's gonna be really good.
805
00:41:09,708 --> 00:41:10,500
-Oh, God, Frances.
806
00:41:10,500 --> 00:41:12,917
-You see all the moistness
really come out
807
00:41:12,917 --> 00:41:15,583
in the water right here.
808
00:41:16,625 --> 00:41:17,458
Be right back.
809
00:41:17,458 --> 00:41:20,458
-Frances, that's enough,
seriously.
810
00:41:30,084 --> 00:41:31,541
-Ta-da!
811
00:41:31,541 --> 00:41:34,708
-Looks great.
-Just...
812
00:41:36,708 --> 00:41:40,416
-I think they're using
Hannah's turkey.
813
00:41:48,084 --> 00:41:50,667
-We can try both. It'll be like a...
814
00:41:50,667 --> 00:41:52,708
-That looks really good.
815
00:41:52,708 --> 00:41:54,209
Definitely can't eat this.
-Yeah.
816
00:41:54,209 --> 00:41:58,209
Oh, no. We -- We can, you know,
make it into a...
817
00:41:58,209 --> 00:41:59,958
-It'll be fine. She'll understand.
818
00:41:59,958 --> 00:42:01,291
[Echoing] She'll understand.
819
00:42:01,291 --> 00:42:02,958
Where is the turkey, Frances?
820
00:42:02,958 --> 00:42:04,917
-I thought I could
bring us closer.
821
00:42:04,917 --> 00:42:07,875
-I didn't have enough time to cook it because, you know...
822
00:42:07,875 --> 00:42:14,084
[ Voices overlapping, echoing ]
823
00:42:14,084 --> 00:42:15,375
-No!
824
00:42:15,375 --> 00:42:17,042
No! No!
825
00:42:17,042 --> 00:42:18,167
-[ Screaming ]
826
00:42:18,167 --> 00:42:21,125
-Fuck you! Fuck you!
827
00:42:21,125 --> 00:42:23,125
Fuck you!
828
00:42:23,125 --> 00:42:26,250
[ Indistinct shouting ]
829
00:42:26,250 --> 00:42:38,291
♪♪
830
00:42:38,291 --> 00:42:50,042
♪♪
831
00:42:50,042 --> 00:42:52,000
I fucking hate you!
832
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:53,833
Fuck that fucking turkey.
833
00:42:53,833 --> 00:42:55,958
Ow! Fuck!
834
00:42:55,958 --> 00:42:57,125
-Frances!
835
00:42:57,125 --> 00:42:58,917
-Oh, my God. Frances.
836
00:42:58,917 --> 00:43:03,042
[ All shouting indistinctly ]
837
00:43:03,042 --> 00:43:05,209
-Assholes.
838
00:43:06,291 --> 00:43:08,541
What the fuck do you want?
839
00:43:08,541 --> 00:43:14,000
♪♪
840
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:15,917
-Oh, shit.
841
00:43:15,917 --> 00:43:25,625
♪♪
842
00:43:25,625 --> 00:43:26,958
-Oh! [ Laughter ]
843
00:43:26,958 --> 00:43:29,209
-Shit! -Poor Turkey.
844
00:43:29,209 --> 00:43:33,750
-Oh, yeah, this is for sure
going on my story.
845
00:43:33,750 --> 00:43:35,875
-Yes.
846
00:43:40,750 --> 00:43:49,500
♪♪
847
00:43:49,500 --> 00:43:58,209
♪♪
848
00:43:58,209 --> 00:44:06,000
♪♪
849
00:44:06,500 --> 00:44:11,292
-♪ I don't tell you what I'm thinking ♪
850
00:44:11,292 --> 00:44:14,041
♪ 'Cause it's just too heavy ♪
851
00:44:14,041 --> 00:44:18,417
♪ Yeah, it's just too heavy ♪
852
00:44:18,417 --> 00:44:23,083
♪ When we met, it was so easy ♪
853
00:44:23,083 --> 00:44:25,791
♪ I could be so easy ♪
854
00:44:25,791 --> 00:44:29,791
♪ Now things are so heavy ♪
855
00:44:29,791 --> 00:44:32,250
♪♪
856
00:44:32,250 --> 00:44:36,208
♪ I saw you walking to school ♪
857
00:44:36,208 --> 00:44:38,833
♪ And I almost approached ♪
858
00:44:38,833 --> 00:44:44,167
♪ And said, "Will you be mine?" ♪
859
00:44:44,167 --> 00:44:48,875
♪ I tried telling you a story ♪
860
00:44:48,875 --> 00:44:51,375
♪ But I sound so silly ♪
861
00:44:51,375 --> 00:44:54,709
♪ And you don't have time ♪
862
00:44:54,709 --> 00:44:59,292
♪♪
863
00:44:59,292 --> 00:45:00,458
♪ Oh... ♪
864
00:45:00,458 --> 00:45:03,083
-Dear Lord, our God.
865
00:45:03,083 --> 00:45:07,458
Higher power that be for some.
866
00:45:07,458 --> 00:45:09,667
Today, we celebrate --
867
00:45:09,667 --> 00:45:11,333
-Dank food.
868
00:45:11,333 --> 00:45:13,875
-Excuse me. Let me fucking finish.
869
00:45:13,875 --> 00:45:17,375
-Mel, I think I would actually like to say grace tonight.
870
00:45:17,375 --> 00:45:21,709
-You wouldn't know Grace if she fucked you in the ass.
871
00:45:21,709 --> 00:45:22,916
-[ Scoffs ]
872
00:45:22,916 --> 00:45:24,750
Rude. -Oh, my heck.
873
00:45:24,750 --> 00:45:28,625
-I'm sorry. Do you have a problem with my language?
874
00:45:28,625 --> 00:45:29,958
-That move is sick, bro.
875
00:45:29,958 --> 00:45:31,250
-Okay, I know I just had the most
876
00:45:31,250 --> 00:45:35,709
cathartic freakout of my life, but I'm not far from a second.
877
00:45:35,709 --> 00:45:37,958
-Mm, nobody wants that from you.
878
00:45:37,958 --> 00:45:39,417
-And what do we want from you?
879
00:45:39,417 --> 00:45:43,167
The girl that can't go three months without getting high.
880
00:45:43,167 --> 00:45:45,916
-I'm sorry, when was the last timeyouwent
881
00:45:45,916 --> 00:45:48,542
three months without getting high?
882
00:45:48,542 --> 00:45:49,791
-Why are you even here?
883
00:45:49,791 --> 00:45:51,542
-Okay, Iwasgoing to apologize
884
00:45:51,542 --> 00:45:53,500
for bullying you two
in high school,
885
00:45:53,500 --> 00:45:56,750
but now lookwho's the fucking bully.
886
00:45:56,750 --> 00:45:58,000
-She has a point.
887
00:45:58,000 --> 00:45:59,250
-Oh, says the born-again
888
00:45:59,250 --> 00:46:03,584
who can't handle a slightest inconvenience.
889
00:46:03,584 --> 00:46:04,709
-[ Scoffs ]
890
00:46:04,709 --> 00:46:07,167
Damn. -Wait.
891
00:46:07,167 --> 00:46:08,916
Let me smell your mouth.
892
00:46:08,916 --> 00:46:09,417
-No.
893
00:46:09,417 --> 00:46:11,333
No. Fuck off. Stop!-Let me smell your mouth.
894
00:46:11,333 --> 00:46:14,916
-Knew it! You red-wine-stained-
teeth-having-ass bitch.
895
00:46:14,916 --> 00:46:18,667
-Leave her alone, Frances.
896
00:46:18,667 --> 00:46:21,041
-Seriously?
897
00:46:21,041 --> 00:46:23,292
-I'm so annoyed at him saying that.
898
00:46:23,292 --> 00:46:25,208
-Can I just not fucking
speak around you?
899
00:46:25,208 --> 00:46:28,292
-Literally everything you say
is fucking annoying.
900
00:46:28,292 --> 00:46:31,417
Just because your beats are fire doesn't mean that any of us
901
00:46:31,417 --> 00:46:34,500
want to hear the stupid shit that comes out of your mouth.
902
00:46:34,500 --> 00:46:39,833
-Babe, I think we shouldget the fuck out of here.
903
00:46:39,833 --> 00:46:42,000
-Huh?
904
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:45,125
-I think it's time we go home.
905
00:46:45,125 --> 00:46:49,375
-Go where? You can't drive.
906
00:46:49,375 --> 00:46:52,458
-Can you not drive?
907
00:46:52,458 --> 00:46:53,542
-Absolutely not.
908
00:46:53,542 --> 00:46:56,000
-You know, we don't have to take this.
909
00:46:56,000 --> 00:46:57,584
You know we don't have to take this.
910
00:46:57,584 --> 00:47:02,208
-Oh, no, no, I-I want to see all of this.
911
00:47:02,208 --> 00:47:06,250
-Babe, I think we should just go home. We just go home.
912
00:47:06,250 --> 00:47:08,542
-No, we're not leaving.
913
00:47:08,542 --> 00:47:11,083
You brought me here to see who you are
914
00:47:11,083 --> 00:47:13,916
in this other relationship.
915
00:47:13,916 --> 00:47:16,417
[ Laughs ]
916
00:47:16,417 --> 00:47:19,333
I still don't get it.
917
00:47:19,333 --> 00:47:22,375
Like, just tell me the truth.
918
00:47:22,375 --> 00:47:24,250
Why are we here?
919
00:47:24,250 --> 00:47:29,791
Did you -- Did you bring me here to...
920
00:47:31,542 --> 00:47:32,916
fuck her?
921
00:47:32,916 --> 00:47:35,250
-All right -- -You want to know the truth?
922
00:47:35,250 --> 00:47:38,542
-Please. Please. Please.
923
00:47:38,542 --> 00:47:41,292
-The truth is, I convinced Atticus
924
00:47:41,292 --> 00:47:45,083
to open up your guys' relationship because I thought,
925
00:47:45,083 --> 00:47:50,709
"Let's see how cool your girlfriend really is."
926
00:47:50,709 --> 00:47:53,709
And you know what?
927
00:47:53,709 --> 00:47:55,958
You're not that cool.
928
00:47:55,958 --> 00:47:56,458
-Oh.
929
00:47:56,458 --> 00:48:01,375
You know, it's kind of pathetic how you hang on to him still.
930
00:48:01,375 --> 00:48:06,250
He just uses you. -Oh, really?
931
00:48:06,250 --> 00:48:09,250
Who uses who?
932
00:48:09,250 --> 00:48:12,542
-It's "whom."
933
00:48:14,875 --> 00:48:17,625
It's "whom."
[ Sobs ]
934
00:48:20,833 --> 00:48:23,500
[Crying] "Whom."
935
00:48:27,041 --> 00:48:29,458
-[ Laughing ]
-Atticus?
936
00:48:29,458 --> 00:48:29,958
Atticus.
937
00:48:29,958 --> 00:48:33,750
-Hey. Atticus. -No, what did you do?
938
00:48:33,750 --> 00:48:35,083
What did you do, Mel?
939
00:48:35,083 --> 00:48:38,750
-Okay, relax. I just dropped
a Xeroofex in his drink.
940
00:48:38,750 --> 00:48:41,041
It's the doggie Xanax, you guys.
941
00:48:41,041 --> 00:48:41,584
-Melissa!
942
00:48:41,584 --> 00:48:43,584
-Don't even fucking
full-name me.
943
00:48:43,584 --> 00:48:46,125
-You could have killed him.
944
00:48:46,125 --> 00:48:48,292
-He's fine. Just a little sleepy.
945
00:48:48,292 --> 00:48:50,250
-Oh, my God. -Uh, you're welcome.
946
00:48:50,250 --> 00:48:53,417
He was being fucking annoying, and he stole my catchphrase.
947
00:48:53,667 --> 00:48:56,959
-Yo, I drug JD all the time.
It's chill.
948
00:48:56,959 --> 00:48:58,959
-See?
949
00:49:03,500 --> 00:49:05,959
-JD, are you drinking?
950
00:49:05,959 --> 00:49:07,458
-Yeah. I'm having a glass.
951
00:49:07,458 --> 00:49:12,542
-Since when do you drink?
-Since tonight.
952
00:49:13,583 --> 00:49:14,792
-But I stopped drinking for you.
953
00:49:14,792 --> 00:49:18,834
-Okay, I never asked you to do that.
954
00:49:20,125 --> 00:49:23,583
-Hannah, are you okay?
955
00:49:26,583 --> 00:49:28,792
-Uh...
956
00:49:30,458 --> 00:49:33,417
Can I ask you a question?
957
00:49:33,417 --> 00:49:36,208
Why are you here?
958
00:49:36,208 --> 00:49:41,834
-Oh, okay.I mean, can I be honest?
959
00:49:41,834 --> 00:49:44,125
-Can you?
960
00:49:44,125 --> 00:49:46,250
-I thought...
961
00:49:46,250 --> 00:49:48,583
[Clears throat] that if I came here,
962
00:49:48,833 --> 00:49:54,084
I could prove to Atticusthat I can be open-minded
963
00:49:54,084 --> 00:49:57,750
to accept thisotherpart
of his life
964
00:49:57,750 --> 00:50:02,125
that he's kept compartmentalized
from me for so long.
965
00:50:02,125 --> 00:50:02,750
[ Laughs ]
966
00:50:02,750 --> 00:50:06,708
I -- [Clears throat] I wanted to believe that your relationship
967
00:50:06,708 --> 00:50:09,750
with him was purely physical.
968
00:50:09,750 --> 00:50:14,875
I thought you were gonna be a lot hotter,
969
00:50:14,875 --> 00:50:17,917
and you're not that hot.
970
00:50:17,917 --> 00:50:19,250
[ Laughs ]
971
00:50:19,250 --> 00:50:26,291
Like, you're -- you're, like,
naturally pretty.
972
00:50:27,500 --> 00:50:29,125
Which is much worse.
973
00:50:29,125 --> 00:50:32,375
-Thank you. I think.
-I guess...
974
00:50:32,375 --> 00:50:34,416
I guess I just thought that if I came here,
975
00:50:34,416 --> 00:50:40,042
he would realize hewantsto be
with me. [ Laughs ]
976
00:50:40,042 --> 00:50:43,375
To become more mature.
977
00:50:43,375 --> 00:50:45,833
He says he doesn't want to get married until he's 30.
978
00:50:45,833 --> 00:50:48,458
Well, I'm almost 30 and I can't wait around
979
00:50:48,458 --> 00:50:52,708
while my clock ticks until he changes his mind.
980
00:50:52,708 --> 00:50:54,667
But -- But he's willing,
for some reason,
981
00:50:54,667 --> 00:50:55,958
to go into buying property together,
982
00:50:55,958 --> 00:51:01,375
which is like a 20-year commitment, you know?
983
00:51:01,375 --> 00:51:05,167
And now I'm here,
984
00:51:05,167 --> 00:51:11,291
and I feel so dumb.
985
00:51:16,333 --> 00:51:19,917
-Oh, I'm such a dick.
986
00:51:21,250 --> 00:51:24,167
-Thank you for saying that.
987
00:51:24,167 --> 00:51:25,625
-[ Shouts indistinctly ]
988
00:51:25,625 --> 00:51:28,458
-Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
989
00:51:28,458 --> 00:51:29,792
Relax!
990
00:51:29,792 --> 00:51:32,000
-What are you doing? Stop!
-I mean...
991
00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:32,833
I get it. I get it.
992
00:51:32,833 --> 00:51:35,042
I'm over here making these
sacrifices for a guy
993
00:51:35,042 --> 00:51:38,750
who literally needs to get punched in the face
994
00:51:38,750 --> 00:51:40,000
to get his attention.
995
00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:42,125
Like, are you kidding me?
996
00:51:42,125 --> 00:51:43,500
-Oh, my God, you guys.
997
00:51:43,500 --> 00:51:46,167
I almost forgot to apologize
for doing heroin
998
00:51:46,167 --> 00:51:48,416
at your high-school graduation.
999
00:51:48,416 --> 00:51:49,084
Oh, my God.
1000
00:51:49,084 --> 00:51:51,667
That's the whole point of me
being here was to do my,
1001
00:51:51,667 --> 00:51:53,958
like, living amends or whatever.
1002
00:51:53,958 --> 00:51:55,375
Okay, so I'm really sorry,
1003
00:51:55,375 --> 00:51:58,333
and I promise not to be like that anymore.
1004
00:51:58,333 --> 00:52:00,042
Like, maybe.
1005
00:52:00,042 --> 00:52:00,958
-Thanks, Mel.
1006
00:52:00,958 --> 00:52:04,333
Looks to me like we're gonna
order Postmates, right?
1007
00:52:04,333 --> 00:52:05,084
-Um, fuck yeah.
1008
00:52:05,084 --> 00:52:07,875
-But my turkey's fucking good.
-I'll Venmo you.
1009
00:52:07,875 --> 00:52:10,583
-This one's on Daddy number two.
1010
00:52:10,583 --> 00:52:12,541
-And I guess...
1011
00:52:12,541 --> 00:52:20,625
cheers to our biological clocks
and delusional grandeurs.
1012
00:52:21,958 --> 00:52:23,250
-Wait!
1013
00:52:23,250 --> 00:52:24,291
Did someone say cocaine?
1014
00:52:24,291 --> 00:52:25,416
-Aah! Where?! -Fuck yeah!
1015
00:52:25,416 --> 00:52:28,375
-I don't know. I thought someone here had to have it.
1016
00:52:28,375 --> 00:52:29,583
-Uh...
1017
00:52:29,583 --> 00:52:32,917
I have this Adderall my mom makes me take.
1018
00:52:32,917 --> 00:52:34,792
-Whoo!-Yeeees!
1019
00:52:34,792 --> 00:52:39,000
♪♪
1020
00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:42,042
♪♪
1021
00:52:42,042 --> 00:52:47,209
-♪ I've got a hipster case,
I've got a hipster case ♪
1022
00:52:47,209 --> 00:52:51,500
♪ I've got a hipster case
for my phone ♪
1023
00:52:51,500 --> 00:52:56,750
♪ She got them skinny jeans, she got them skinny jeans ♪
1024
00:52:57,000 --> 00:53:01,459
♪ She got them skinny jeans
syndrome ♪
1025
00:53:01,459 --> 00:53:06,459
♪ I've got a hipster stand, I've got a hipster stand ♪
1026
00:53:06,459 --> 00:53:11,167
♪ I've got a hipster stand
for my mic ♪
1027
00:53:11,167 --> 00:53:16,125
♪ She got a basket case, she got a basket case ♪
1028
00:53:16,125 --> 00:53:22,500
♪ She got a basket case
for her bike ♪
1029
00:53:22,500 --> 00:53:27,042
♪ Once you go Macthen you don't go back ♪
1030
00:53:27,042 --> 00:53:31,500
♪ Know-it-all genius
don't know jack ♪
1031
00:53:31,500 --> 00:53:36,875
♪ I'd trade it all in for a pen and a pad ♪
1032
00:53:36,875 --> 00:53:39,917
♪ Sanity is just a passing fad ♪
1033
00:53:39,917 --> 00:53:44,958
♪ I've got a hipster case,
I've got a hipster case ♪
1034
00:53:44,958 --> 00:53:49,292
♪ I've got a hipster case
for my phone ♪
1035
00:53:49,292 --> 00:53:54,459
♪ She got them skinny jeans, she got them skinny jeans ♪
1036
00:53:54,459 --> 00:53:58,875
♪ She got them skinny jeans
syndrome ♪
1037
00:53:58,875 --> 00:54:03,875
♪ I've got a hipster stand, I've got a hipster stand ♪
1038
00:54:03,875 --> 00:54:09,833
♪ I've got a hipster stand
for my mic ♪
1039
00:54:09,833 --> 00:54:14,750
♪ She got a basket case, she got a basket case ♪
1040
00:54:14,750 --> 00:54:19,417
♪ She got a basket case
for her bike ♪
1041
00:54:19,417 --> 00:54:24,334
♪ Leaning sideways while I'm standing straight ♪
1042
00:54:24,334 --> 00:54:29,083
♪ Original is such
a common trait ♪
1043
00:54:29,083 --> 00:54:37,375
♪♪
1044
00:54:37,375 --> 00:54:46,167
♪♪
1045
00:54:47,708 --> 00:54:50,833
-We're helping him
reclaimhisbody.
1046
00:54:50,833 --> 00:54:56,750
-Yeah. As a One Direction stand-in.
1047
00:54:56,750 --> 00:54:59,708
-Did you just make a joke?
1048
00:54:59,708 --> 00:55:08,875
♪♪
1049
00:55:08,875 --> 00:55:11,625
-♪ I swear, I heard it all ♪
1050
00:55:11,625 --> 00:55:17,833
♪ She changes her mind, like so many times before ♪
1051
00:55:17,833 --> 00:55:20,250
♪ My little china doll ♪
1052
00:55:20,250 --> 00:55:26,459
♪ Cracking and crawling all skinny on the bathroom floor ♪
1053
00:55:26,459 --> 00:55:29,334
♪ You kissed a fool ♪
1054
00:55:29,334 --> 00:55:32,791
♪ And wonder why I do what I ♪
1055
00:55:32,791 --> 00:55:34,833
♪ Have to do ♪
1056
00:55:34,833 --> 00:55:37,541
♪ Ruthless and cruel ♪
1057
00:55:37,541 --> 00:55:39,125
♪ Cold sweats and cigarettes ♪
1058
00:55:39,125 --> 00:55:42,750
♪ And billion things
I do for you ♪
1059
00:55:42,750 --> 00:55:45,042
♪ I know, I know, I know ♪
1060
00:55:45,042 --> 00:55:47,708
♪ I know, I know ♪
1061
00:55:47,708 --> 00:55:51,042
-[ Laughing ]
1062
00:55:51,042 --> 00:55:53,791
♪ I know, I know, I know ♪
1063
00:55:55,083 --> 00:55:56,292
-I love, um...
1064
00:55:56,292 --> 00:56:00,917
I love what you've, uh, done
with the place.
1065
00:56:00,917 --> 00:56:03,708
-What?
1066
00:56:03,708 --> 00:56:06,292
-It's a joke.
1067
00:56:06,292 --> 00:56:09,125
-Okay. Do you like it?
1068
00:56:10,334 --> 00:56:13,500
-The -- The river sounds nice.
1069
00:56:15,375 --> 00:56:17,459
-Babe...
1070
00:56:19,000 --> 00:56:21,583
Aah! [ Laughs ]
1071
00:56:21,583 --> 00:56:23,250
Hey.
1072
00:56:23,250 --> 00:56:24,042
-Hey.
1073
00:56:24,042 --> 00:56:28,250
-Have you done this before?
1074
00:56:28,250 --> 00:56:31,292
-Not with you.
1075
00:56:32,459 --> 00:56:35,125
-Let's turn the light off.
1076
00:56:39,125 --> 00:56:40,292
-Oh, my God. Fuck, fuck!
1077
00:56:40,292 --> 00:56:41,625
Oh, my God. Is that a fucking bug?!
1078
00:56:41,625 --> 00:56:44,083
Oh, my God! Turn the light back on!
1079
00:56:44,083 --> 00:56:47,750
-Ladies, let's have an open
and honest conversation
1080
00:56:47,750 --> 00:56:49,500
about our relationship.
1081
00:56:49,500 --> 00:56:52,000
-Honesty is so manipulative.
1082
00:56:52,000 --> 00:56:52,958
-He's a fucking hypocrite.
1083
00:56:52,958 --> 00:56:56,625
Thinks he's all progressive and shit because he eats pussy.
1084
00:56:56,625 --> 00:56:58,791
-He's -- He's a "feminist"
1085
00:56:58,791 --> 00:57:03,541
who's literally addicted
to bondage porn.
1086
00:57:03,541 --> 00:57:05,625
[ Gags ]
1087
00:57:07,541 --> 00:57:09,000
-Atticus.
1088
00:57:09,000 --> 00:57:11,958
We're out of his league.
1089
00:57:14,666 --> 00:57:22,000
-He told me he's not happy with the sex we've been having.
1090
00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:24,917
-Are you?
1091
00:57:24,917 --> 00:57:28,208
-I come every time.
1092
00:57:28,208 --> 00:57:30,292
-Same.
1093
00:57:30,292 --> 00:57:34,375
-I mean, [Scoffs] so does he.
1094
00:57:34,375 --> 00:57:36,917
-Yeah, obviously.
1095
00:57:38,125 --> 00:57:40,250
-I hate him.
1096
00:57:40,250 --> 00:57:42,875
-No, you don't.
1097
00:57:42,875 --> 00:57:45,500
I don't either.
1098
00:57:46,625 --> 00:57:47,167
[ Sighs ]
1099
00:57:47,167 --> 00:57:51,459
To be honest, I'm glad he didn't choose me.
1100
00:57:51,459 --> 00:57:54,666
-Oh, you think he chose me?
1101
00:57:54,666 --> 00:57:58,875
-Duh. He's gonna marry you.
1102
00:57:58,875 --> 00:58:01,334
-No. [ Laughs ]
1103
00:58:01,334 --> 00:58:04,375
He's waiting for you.
1104
00:58:04,917 --> 00:58:11,167
-I think we both know he is not waiting for anyone.
1105
00:58:12,708 --> 00:58:17,791
-True. He wants everyone.
1106
00:58:17,791 --> 00:58:18,750
[ Sighs ]
1107
00:58:18,750 --> 00:58:23,666
Now I get why he's kept us away
from each other.
1108
00:58:23,666 --> 00:58:27,042
That fuck-boy.
1109
00:58:37,917 --> 00:58:41,500
-Are you using his move on me?
1110
00:58:43,666 --> 00:58:44,541
-Maybe.
1111
00:58:44,541 --> 00:58:47,167
-♪ I know, I know, I know ♪
1112
00:58:47,167 --> 00:58:50,875
♪ I know, I know ♪
1113
00:58:50,875 --> 00:58:53,875
-♪ When the lights go down ♪
1114
00:58:53,875 --> 00:58:59,583
♪ And you feel you're alive ♪
1115
00:58:59,583 --> 00:59:04,541
♪ When all that matters
to you now ♪
1116
00:59:04,541 --> 00:59:10,042
♪ Is where to await the big crime, oh ♪
1117
00:59:10,042 --> 00:59:12,459
-♪ You say ♪ -♪ I know, I know, I know ♪
1118
00:59:12,459 --> 00:59:15,417
-♪ You say ♪ -♪ I know, I know ♪
1119
00:59:15,417 --> 00:59:17,083
-♪ You say ♪
1120
00:59:17,083 --> 00:59:21,417
♪ My little china doll, say ♪ -♪ I know, I know, I know ♪
1121
00:59:21,417 --> 00:59:23,958
-♪ You say ♪ -♪ I know, I know ♪
1122
00:59:23,958 --> 00:59:26,750
-♪ You say ♪
1123
00:59:26,750 --> 00:59:28,459
♪ My little china doll, say ♪
1124
00:59:28,459 --> 00:59:30,167
-♪ You say ♪ -♪ I know, I know, I know ♪
1125
00:59:30,167 --> 00:59:32,833
-♪ You say ♪ -♪ I know, I know ♪
1126
00:59:32,833 --> 00:59:35,417
-♪ You say ♪
1127
00:59:35,417 --> 00:59:37,708
♪ My little china doll ♪
1128
00:59:37,708 --> 00:59:40,042
♪ I know, I know, I know ♪
1129
00:59:40,042 --> 00:59:42,583
♪ I know, I know ♪
1130
00:59:42,583 --> 00:59:52,459
♪♪
1131
00:59:59,459 --> 01:00:02,250
[ JD urinating ]
1132
01:00:02,250 --> 01:00:04,833
-[Softly] Fuck.
1133
01:00:08,541 --> 01:00:12,250
-So, did you, you know?
1134
01:00:12,250 --> 01:00:15,417
-No. Did you?
1135
01:00:15,417 --> 01:00:17,167
-No.
1136
01:00:17,167 --> 01:00:19,708
So we're even.
1137
01:00:25,292 --> 01:00:27,375
I love that you love camping.
1138
01:00:27,375 --> 01:00:29,791
I feel like we should do
this more often.
1139
01:00:29,791 --> 01:00:34,208
-Do you even know who I am?
-You're Parker.
1140
01:00:34,208 --> 01:00:38,417
-I fucking hate camping.
-Oh.
1141
01:00:38,417 --> 01:00:42,125
-I mean, please tell me, you like this shit?
1142
01:00:42,125 --> 01:00:44,875
You -- You like sleeping
with bugs?
1143
01:00:44,875 --> 01:00:47,167
-I think this is nice.
1144
01:00:47,167 --> 01:00:49,708
-[ Sighs ]
1145
01:00:49,708 --> 01:00:52,042
Do you care about anything?
1146
01:00:52,042 --> 01:00:56,250
-I care about lots of things.
-No. What about values?
1147
01:00:56,250 --> 01:00:57,791
-Of course I care about values.
1148
01:00:57,791 --> 01:01:02,583
Morality. I feel like everybody
should be open-minded.
1149
01:01:02,583 --> 01:01:04,375
You know?
1150
01:01:04,375 --> 01:01:06,250
-JD...
1151
01:01:06,250 --> 01:01:11,417
Man. I don't think this is gonna work out.
1152
01:01:12,958 --> 01:01:15,375
-Okay.
1153
01:01:15,375 --> 01:01:17,417
-"Okay"?
1154
01:01:17,417 --> 01:01:19,375
That's it?
1155
01:01:20,125 --> 01:01:23,875
-Is there anything else?
-[ Laughs ]
1156
01:01:23,875 --> 01:01:24,958
I...
1157
01:01:24,958 --> 01:01:26,167
I guess not.
1158
01:01:26,167 --> 01:01:29,334
-Okay. See you in the morning.
1159
01:01:29,334 --> 01:01:31,750
-[ Scoffs ]
1160
01:01:50,833 --> 01:01:54,417
-[ Snoring ]
1161
01:01:58,375 --> 01:01:59,791
-[ Chuckles ]
1162
01:01:59,791 --> 01:02:02,459
I win. [ Giggles ]
1163
01:02:03,958 --> 01:02:06,000
-We should go on a vacation in Alaska.
1164
01:02:06,000 --> 01:02:06,875
-Fuck yeah, Alaska.
1165
01:02:06,875 --> 01:02:08,250
-Hike that trail that goes from, like,
1166
01:02:08,250 --> 01:02:09,625
San Diego to Canada or some shit.
1167
01:02:09,625 --> 01:02:10,917
-Fuck yeah, Canada.
-Hey, guys...
1168
01:02:10,917 --> 01:02:13,334
-And we can go river rafting
or hiking in the morning.
1169
01:02:13,334 --> 01:02:15,000
-Fuck, I'm so down. -Yo! What the fuck?!
1170
01:02:15,000 --> 01:02:16,958
-What?! -What? Stop screaming.
1171
01:02:16,958 --> 01:02:21,292
-JD and I just broke up and I need Frances.
1172
01:02:21,292 --> 01:02:23,375
[ Sighs ]
1173
01:02:23,375 --> 01:02:23,875
-Wait...
1174
01:02:23,875 --> 01:02:28,791
So JD's likedonedone,
like he's single?
1175
01:02:29,417 --> 01:02:32,375
Wait. You knowwhat I've always wanted?
1176
01:02:32,375 --> 01:02:34,250
-What? -Two boyfriends
1177
01:02:34,250 --> 01:02:36,459
-Oh, that tickles. -...at the same time.
1178
01:02:36,459 --> 01:02:39,833
-That tickles, that tickles.
1179
01:02:47,875 --> 01:02:49,292
-Knock, knock.
1180
01:02:49,292 --> 01:02:52,125
-Who's there?
1181
01:02:52,125 --> 01:02:57,334
-[ Breathing deeply ]
1182
01:02:57,334 --> 01:03:05,833
♪♪
1183
01:03:05,833 --> 01:03:08,083
[ Stomps ]
1184
01:03:09,375 --> 01:03:12,917
♪ Too tired, too high ♪
1185
01:03:12,917 --> 01:03:15,459
♪ To try and socialize ♪
1186
01:03:15,459 --> 01:03:18,500
♪ I'm late for my date ♪
1187
01:03:18,500 --> 01:03:21,250
♪ With gay pornand Chick-Fil-A ♪
1188
01:03:21,250 --> 01:03:25,042
♪ Fuck off while I watch ♪
1189
01:03:25,042 --> 01:03:27,208
♪ Another '60s dock ♪
1190
01:03:27,208 --> 01:03:30,334
♪ Let me know where you go ♪
1191
01:03:30,334 --> 01:03:33,250
♪ But I'm gonna stay home ♪
1192
01:03:33,250 --> 01:03:39,000
♪♪
1193
01:03:39,000 --> 01:03:42,375
♪ Don't waste my time ♪
1194
01:03:42,375 --> 01:03:44,958
♪ Too busy for you tonight ♪
1195
01:03:44,958 --> 01:03:48,459
♪ I unpack the cold case ♪
1196
01:03:48,459 --> 01:03:50,666
♪ Of Tupac and JonBenét ♪
1197
01:03:50,666 --> 01:03:54,375
♪ And jack off while I watch ♪
1198
01:03:54,375 --> 01:03:56,666
♪ The microwave clock ♪
1199
01:03:56,666 --> 01:04:00,083
♪ Let me know where you go ♪
1200
01:04:00,083 --> 01:04:03,000
♪ But I'm gonna stay home ♪
1201
01:04:03,000 --> 01:04:05,958
♪ Sorry you can't come ♪
1202
01:04:05,958 --> 01:04:09,167
♪ To my party of one ♪
1203
01:04:09,167 --> 01:04:11,958
♪ Sorry you can't come ♪
1204
01:04:11,958 --> 01:04:15,167
♪ It's a party of one ♪
1205
01:04:15,167 --> 01:04:18,208
♪ Sorry you can't come ♪
1206
01:04:18,208 --> 01:04:21,208
♪ To my party of one ♪
1207
01:04:21,208 --> 01:04:24,250
♪ Sorry you can't come ♪
1208
01:04:24,250 --> 01:04:27,083
♪ It's a party of one ♪
1209
01:04:27,083 --> 01:04:30,375
♪ I just need a drug ♪
1210
01:04:30,375 --> 01:04:32,708
♪ To drown you all out ♪
1211
01:04:32,708 --> 01:04:36,083
♪ Wish things went my way ♪
1212
01:04:36,083 --> 01:04:38,708
♪ But I drink it all down ♪
1213
01:04:38,708 --> 01:04:44,750
♪ I don't need a friend
to hold ♪
1214
01:04:44,750 --> 01:04:49,708
♪ But I need someone
to hold ♪
1215
01:04:49,708 --> 01:04:51,541
-Me and JD broke up.
1216
01:04:51,541 --> 01:04:52,958
-Good.-Oh, God.
1217
01:04:52,958 --> 01:04:55,208
[ Retching ]
-Dude!
1218
01:04:55,208 --> 01:04:58,917
That's my arm.
-Oh.
1219
01:04:58,917 --> 01:05:00,167
[ Coughing ]
1220
01:05:00,167 --> 01:05:03,083
-Why does feeling good make me feel like shit?
1221
01:05:03,083 --> 01:05:06,083
-Why does feeling likea shit baby feel so good?
1222
01:05:06,083 --> 01:05:08,666
-Because you're a masochist.
1223
01:05:08,666 --> 01:05:11,750
-That's my brand.
1224
01:05:11,750 --> 01:05:15,791
I think you should flush that blunt down the toilet.
1225
01:05:15,791 --> 01:05:17,000
-No.
1226
01:05:17,000 --> 01:05:19,708
-I'll flush my cookie.
1227
01:05:24,000 --> 01:05:27,459
One, two, three.
1228
01:05:30,625 --> 01:05:34,708
[ Retches, coughs ]
1229
01:05:34,708 --> 01:05:39,500
-Should we say a blessing?
1230
01:05:41,417 --> 01:05:42,083
-Dear God --
1231
01:05:42,083 --> 01:05:44,958
[ Retches ]-Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
1232
01:05:44,958 --> 01:05:46,625
[ Toilet flushes ]
1233
01:05:46,625 --> 01:05:49,167
-[ Coughing ]
1234
01:05:50,167 --> 01:05:57,750
♪♪
1235
01:05:57,750 --> 01:06:05,000
♪♪
1236
01:06:05,000 --> 01:06:07,125
-I'm so sorry about JD.
1237
01:06:07,125 --> 01:06:09,875
-I'm so sorry about Atticus.
1238
01:06:09,875 --> 01:06:12,208
-I don't care.
1239
01:06:13,833 --> 01:06:16,125
-I love you, dude.
1240
01:06:16,125 --> 01:06:17,541
-I love you, too.
1241
01:06:17,541 --> 01:06:21,042
-♪ Why'd you leave me alone? ♪
1242
01:06:21,042 --> 01:06:23,958
♪ Sorry you can't come ♪
1243
01:06:23,958 --> 01:06:27,042
♪ To my party of one ♪
1244
01:06:27,042 --> 01:06:30,083
♪ Sorry you can't come ♪
1245
01:06:30,083 --> 01:06:33,459
♪ It's a party of one ♪
1246
01:06:33,459 --> 01:06:38,500
♪♪
1247
01:06:38,500 --> 01:06:40,583
[ Moaning ]
1248
01:06:40,583 --> 01:06:44,000
-Two boyfriends! Yes!
1249
01:06:44,000 --> 01:06:46,500
[ Tent unzips ]
1250
01:06:51,500 --> 01:06:54,459
[ Birds chirping ]
1251
01:07:05,583 --> 01:07:06,292
[ Engine starts ]
1252
01:07:06,292 --> 01:07:08,167
♪ Up next ain't just
cool no more ♪
1253
01:07:08,167 --> 01:07:10,500
♪ Do the most, can't do no more ♪
1254
01:07:10,500 --> 01:07:11,541
♪ Shut the fuck up ♪
1255
01:07:11,541 --> 01:07:15,000
♪ Cops ain't lookin'
so cool no more ♪
1256
01:07:19,833 --> 01:07:21,417
-Dude. -Dude!
1257
01:07:21,417 --> 01:07:21,917
-I know.
1258
01:07:21,917 --> 01:07:23,791
-We got to get the fuck
out of here.
1259
01:07:23,791 --> 01:07:25,958
-We've got to get the fuck out of here.
1260
01:07:25,958 --> 01:07:27,875
-Should we help clean?
-No, dude.
1261
01:07:27,875 --> 01:07:29,791
Fuck that. Let's just get a maid.
1262
01:07:29,791 --> 01:07:34,666
[ Nature documentary playing
on cellphone ]
1263
01:07:37,042 --> 01:07:39,917
-Oh, my God, Mel.
1264
01:07:41,000 --> 01:07:42,000
-Have you been up all night?
1265
01:07:42,000 --> 01:07:46,042
-I want to get the fuck out of here right now, you guys.
1266
01:07:46,042 --> 01:07:48,541
-Okay. Let me just get my camera and beer.
1267
01:07:48,541 --> 01:07:51,417
-Already in the car.I got all of it already.
1268
01:07:51,417 --> 01:07:53,917
Just fucking go.
1269
01:08:04,750 --> 01:08:09,541
-Wow. It's all here.
Thanks, Mel.
1270
01:08:14,167 --> 01:08:15,250
I'm glad you came.
1271
01:08:15,250 --> 01:08:18,000
-I need to call my fucking sponsor.
1272
01:08:18,000 --> 01:08:21,459
-So much for a weekend trip.
1273
01:08:22,541 --> 01:08:25,083
[ JD and Mackenzie laughing ]
1274
01:08:25,083 --> 01:08:27,917
-Ew. Oh, my God.
1275
01:08:27,917 --> 01:08:31,833
Like, he's hot,but just, like...
1276
01:08:31,833 --> 01:08:33,708
-Off. Yeah.
1277
01:08:33,708 --> 01:08:35,750
-Why did you, like, let me date him?
1278
01:08:35,750 --> 01:08:40,583
-Dude, I told you not to,
so many times.
1279
01:08:40,583 --> 01:08:41,375
-I love you.
1280
01:08:41,375 --> 01:08:43,833
-I missed you. -Okay, don't be vulgar.
1281
01:08:43,833 --> 01:08:46,292
-My God, drive. Fucking drive.
Do not let him see me.
1282
01:08:46,292 --> 01:08:50,250
He's gonna make me go for a fucking hike.
1283
01:09:04,125 --> 01:09:04,958
-Hey, Frances.
1284
01:09:04,958 --> 01:09:08,250
Um, so this is probably the only one of these
1285
01:09:08,250 --> 01:09:09,875
I'll do alone.
1286
01:09:09,875 --> 01:09:14,875
Look, I am not sorry
about last night,
1287
01:09:14,875 --> 01:09:16,417
but please don't say anything
1288
01:09:16,417 --> 01:09:20,917
'cause he'll die to know that he missed out.
1289
01:09:20,917 --> 01:09:22,375
Um...
1290
01:09:22,375 --> 01:09:26,459
But the truth is...
1291
01:09:28,666 --> 01:09:31,833
I love Atticus.
1292
01:09:32,292 --> 01:09:39,833
And I hope you'll respect
our boundaries.
1293
01:09:39,833 --> 01:09:41,958
Um...
1294
01:09:41,958 --> 01:09:43,208
Yeah.
1295
01:09:43,208 --> 01:09:44,583
Okay.
1296
01:09:44,583 --> 01:09:54,125
♪♪
1297
01:09:54,125 --> 01:10:00,292
-Dude, these pictures are gold. Look at you two fucking dabs.
1298
01:10:00,292 --> 01:10:01,583
[ Laughs ]
1299
01:10:01,583 --> 01:10:03,875
-Put that away. -I don't know, man.
1300
01:10:03,875 --> 01:10:06,167
-I feel like we really shouldn't be doing this shit anymore.
1301
01:10:06,167 --> 01:10:11,459
Like, we're in our mid-20s.
This shit is not cute.
1302
01:10:11,459 --> 01:10:15,292
-I mean, yeah, I should probably go back to rehab.
1303
01:10:15,292 --> 01:10:18,083
-But I mean... -Oh, look at the little deer!
1304
01:10:18,083 --> 01:10:19,375
-...now that we're all single...
1305
01:10:19,375 --> 01:10:24,000
-Okay, kind of in love with Mac. -...we should go out more.
1306
01:10:24,000 --> 01:10:24,791
You know?
1307
01:10:24,791 --> 01:10:29,208
-Fuck, I really want
to do heroin.
1308
01:10:32,791 --> 01:10:35,625
-I think we all learned, like,
1309
01:10:35,625 --> 01:10:36,750
a valuable lesson.
1310
01:10:36,750 --> 01:10:41,666
-Yeah, like, we shouldn't,
like, drink to have fun.
1311
01:10:41,666 --> 01:10:44,541
-Yeah, we could do Dry December.
1312
01:10:44,541 --> 01:10:45,583
-Mm...-Well...
1313
01:10:45,583 --> 01:10:47,375
But then there's Christmas...
-Yeah.
1314
01:10:47,375 --> 01:10:52,125
-...which means a lot of mom time. Okay, Dry January.
1315
01:10:52,125 --> 01:10:53,292
-Yeah, that sounds better.
1316
01:10:53,292 --> 01:10:54,833
I feel like that's when we can,
1317
01:10:54,833 --> 01:10:57,958
like, be our best selves
or whatever.
1318
01:10:57,958 --> 01:11:00,417
-Yeah.
1319
01:11:00,417 --> 01:11:03,208
My diet starts tomorrow.
1320
01:11:04,417 --> 01:11:05,583
-♪ ...what you workin' on? ♪
1321
01:11:05,583 --> 01:11:08,250
♪ Shit nunya, low profile who you lurking on? ♪
1322
01:11:08,250 --> 01:11:11,459
-Dude, it's still a banger.
[ Laughs ]
1323
01:11:11,459 --> 01:11:13,541
It's still a banger.
1324
01:11:13,541 --> 01:11:16,167
-♪ Few bungalow red rope barbies fake ♪
1325
01:11:16,167 --> 01:11:18,459
♪ Been planning my escape
all morning ♪
1326
01:11:18,459 --> 01:11:20,417
♪ Home plate how'd you swing that ♪
1327
01:11:20,417 --> 01:11:22,459
♪ A little slump, your boy
brought the ring back ♪
1328
01:11:22,459 --> 01:11:23,583
♪ Motherfucker tweet that ♪
1329
01:11:23,583 --> 01:11:25,292
♪ Cheese bread that's a real conch order ♪
1330
01:11:25,292 --> 01:11:27,583
♪ I'm a cheese head word to
Lil Young Carter ♪
1331
01:11:27,583 --> 01:11:32,541
♪ Back in the day this's a song we'd break laws to, claws to ♪
1332
01:11:32,541 --> 01:11:35,083
♪ Say up next ain't just cool
no more ♪
1333
01:11:35,083 --> 01:11:37,042
♪ Do the most, can't do no more ♪
1334
01:11:37,042 --> 01:11:38,167
♪ Please shut the fuck up ♪
1335
01:11:38,167 --> 01:11:39,833
♪ Ops ain't lookin' so cool
no more ♪
1336
01:11:39,833 --> 01:11:42,958
♪ Do the most, what they doing
that for? ♪
1337
01:11:42,958 --> 01:11:45,917
-This man has won national championships.
1338
01:11:45,917 --> 01:11:56,417
♪♪
1339
01:11:56,417 --> 01:12:06,666
♪♪
1340
01:12:06,666 --> 01:12:08,042
-Okay. [ Clears throat ]
1341
01:12:08,042 --> 01:12:10,875
JD and Mac are on a TikTok tour in the RV
1342
01:12:10,875 --> 01:12:14,042
they happily bought together.
1343
01:12:14,417 --> 01:12:18,750
Hannah and Atticus are fostering a blind cat.
1344
01:12:18,750 --> 01:12:22,417
-Oh, my God, they're so annoying.
1345
01:12:22,417 --> 01:12:24,042
-Parker is pregnant.
1346
01:12:24,042 --> 01:12:25,375
JK. She wishes.
1347
01:12:25,375 --> 01:12:28,334
But she is datinga Persian doctor.
1348
01:12:28,334 --> 01:12:29,833
-Ooh, Aladdin Daddy.
1349
01:12:29,833 --> 01:12:31,334
-Mel, you can't say
shit like that.
1350
01:12:31,334 --> 01:12:36,708
-Whatever.And I'm 30 days sober, you guys.
1351
01:12:36,708 --> 01:12:38,000
-She got it bedazzled.
1352
01:12:38,000 --> 01:12:43,292
And as for me, my video, "Turkey Hacks," went viral.
1353
01:12:43,292 --> 01:12:45,500
Turns out tension around Thanksgiving --
1354
01:12:45,500 --> 01:12:46,833
highly relatable subject.
1355
01:12:46,833 --> 01:12:47,625
Good morning.
1356
01:12:47,625 --> 01:12:49,666
It's me, with yourmorning food porn vlog.
1357
01:12:49,666 --> 01:12:54,791
Now my food porn vlog has over 100,000 subscribers.
1358
01:12:54,791 --> 01:12:56,958
People love my turkey recipes.
1359
01:12:56,958 --> 01:12:58,334
We're even allowed back
at Grandma's.
1360
01:12:58,334 --> 01:13:02,208
-No, we're literally forced
to be back at grandmas.
1361
01:13:02,208 --> 01:13:03,791
-Frances...
1362
01:13:03,791 --> 01:13:07,250
-Mom, we're doing ADR.
Shut up.
1363
01:13:07,250 --> 01:13:09,208
I fucking miss being banned.
1364
01:13:09,208 --> 01:13:11,917
-Daddy, it's cold outside.
1365
01:13:11,917 --> 01:13:14,167
-♪ Bud Light in one hand, cigar in the other ♪
1366
01:13:14,167 --> 01:13:16,791
♪ 3-0-5 till I die, that's word to your mother ♪
1367
01:13:16,791 --> 01:13:19,167
♪ Word to your daddy, he can be my caddy ♪
1368
01:13:19,167 --> 01:13:21,833
♪ Let me slide in it, girl,
I know you got a fatty ♪
1369
01:13:21,833 --> 01:13:24,083
♪ Let me put it on ya,
nice and slow ♪
1370
01:13:24,083 --> 01:13:26,541
♪ Red light, green light,it's time for me to go ♪
1371
01:13:26,541 --> 01:13:29,000
♪ Get me on a boat, let me get a smoke ♪
1372
01:13:29,000 --> 01:13:31,459
♪ Rodriguez cigars and you know I like it so ♪
1373
01:13:31,459 --> 01:13:33,791
♪ You know I like to drink,
listen to me sing ♪
1374
01:13:33,791 --> 01:13:35,917
♪ You know I got the bling,
and a couple fat rings ♪
1375
01:13:35,917 --> 01:13:38,583
♪ And a couple fat hoes with some really nice clothes ♪
1376
01:13:38,583 --> 01:13:40,833
♪ Bend it over, girl, and touch your toes ♪
1377
01:13:40,833 --> 01:13:43,500
♪ I was here, then I left, I was gone, now I'm back ♪
1378
01:13:43,500 --> 01:13:45,625
♪ Little rap relapse, renewed my contract ♪
1379
01:13:45,625 --> 01:13:48,125
♪ Let me tell ya how I feel, it's a really shitty deal ♪
1380
01:13:48,125 --> 01:13:51,208
♪ Now I'm plannin' on gettin'
Tom back to Spoonbill ♪
1381
01:13:51,208 --> 01:13:53,666
♪ Call up Frankie, tell him what I'm thinkin' ♪
1382
01:13:53,666 --> 01:13:55,917
♪ Cozumel Park, 9:30,
jumping fences ♪
1383
01:13:55,917 --> 01:13:57,666
♪ Got the shovel and we busy digging trenches ♪
1384
01:13:57,666 --> 01:14:00,875
♪ Got the Caja China smokin', I ain't talkin' devil's lettuce ♪
1385
01:14:00,875 --> 01:14:03,167
♪ Say up next ain't just
cool no more ♪
1386
01:14:03,167 --> 01:14:05,250
♪ Do the most, can't do no more ♪
1387
01:14:05,250 --> 01:14:06,417
♪ Please shut the fuck up ♪
1388
01:14:06,417 --> 01:14:07,875
♪ Ops ain't lookin'
so cool no more ♪
1389
01:14:07,875 --> 01:14:10,500
♪ Do the most, what they doin' that for? ♪
1390
01:14:10,500 --> 01:14:12,875
♪ Say up next ain't just
cool no more ♪
1391
01:14:12,875 --> 01:14:15,000
♪ Do the most, can't do no more ♪
1392
01:14:15,000 --> 01:14:16,167
♪ Please shut the fuck up ♪
1393
01:14:16,167 --> 01:14:17,666
♪ Ops ain't lookin'
so cool no more ♪
1394
01:14:17,666 --> 01:14:21,583
♪ Do the most, what they doin' that for? ♪
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