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[upbeat latino music]

Such a nice dance, Laurita...

- You got me crazy. - Yes?

And this?

Cocharcas's Virgin.

For good luck.

Do you feel lucky?

Very lucky.

For your test tomorrow!

Dummy!

You can't leave me like this...

No, Alex, you're crazy.

There's a baby sleeping there.

OK, then...

Let's go to my place.

OK.

Let's go to your place.

I love men in uniform.

I'd love to see you tomorrow in your security guard uniform!

You'll see.

Tomorrow...

I'll pass the test.

And with the uniform I'm gonna...

We're here.

Here you have.

Five...

Five...

Six...

Eighty.

I owe you twenty.

Thank you.

- Let's go. - Do you live here?

Yes, here. Look, this way.

Here, grab the handrail here

Careful.

Here.

Come on.

That's it.

I'll put on some music.

Do you want to take a sit?

I haven't put order in the house yet, I haven't had time because of...

Tomorrow's test.

But tomorrow, tomorrow...

Will be different, dif...

But...

I will have more...

More time.

Do you want something to eat?

It's from yesterday actually.

- You want to dance. - No, no, no.

The thing is that, that...

[latino music]

I just remembered that my dad...

- But I'll get you there. - No, no.

If I don't arrive early in the morning, my dad will kill me

Besides, you have to rest for your test, so bye.

No, no, Laurita, come.

Laurita, no!

- Taxi! - Laurita, no, come...

No, no, no.

- Please. - No, no.

I promise, tomorrow with your guard uniform, bye.

Laurita, no, please don't go.

- I'll get you to your home. - No, no.

Laurita, no!

Laurita.

Laurita...

[crickets chirping]

The Nutty Guard.

Cadets.

Everything ends today!

Today, you'll stop being pussies,

and become men!

After the tests...

We'll decide who's in,

and who's out.

Because here,

in Centauro Security,

we just want...

men!

Is that clear?

Yes, Sir!

I don't hear you.

Yes, Sir!

I don't hear you, shit!

Yes, Sir!

To your tests!

Who are you clapping to?

I'm going, I'm going!

What is it, cadet?

- Are you a pussy? - No, Sir.

Up!

With a smile, pussy!

[rock music]

[crowd cheering]

OK, the test is over.

Wait for the result in the backyard.

Sit there.

Don't grab anything.

What could I grab?

Just sit there...

Thanks, Normita.

Cantoguaranga

Alejandrino.

Yes, Sir, Alex.

Very well.

Very well.

Stay up.

You must get used to it.

Yes.

When I came in, I saw you were staring at something in the office.

N... no.

Did you want something from here?

No, Sir.

I was...

Everyone wants something, Alex.

And what you wanted...

Is your picture...

to be next to those pictures.

Is that true?

No, Sir, no.

I want to work.

I want to work.

Of course you do.

Of course you do.

But, for your picture to be next to those pictures...

You must have...

Ho-nest.

Yes.

Are you honest, Alex?

I'm honest, Sir.

I'm honest and I...

And I want to work.

That's good.

Good.

You must be honest.

Or don't you want the job?

No, I do want the job, Sir.

And I'm honest.

Get it into your head.

Ouch, that's it.

That's it.

Sign here.

That's it. Honest.

Take that paper to the staff office, you're going out in half an hour, OK?

In half an hour, Sir?

Ho...

Nes...

T.

Understand, Alex?

Honest.

Thank you very much for...

For...

For...

Ho-nest.

Hello, honey. Yes, yes.

Of course we're going to the cinema.

No, my wife won't.

No, she's with the kids, don't worry.

Ho-nest.

[adventurous music]

Falopio

Cantoguaranga, Alejandrino Falopio.

Shit, shut up!

- What's the asshole's name? - Falopio.

Who's Falopio?

Me, Sir, here.

But, my name is Alex.

OK, you.

Grab your vest.

You're coming with us.

Did you hear? You, vest, with us.

Hurry up!

Falopio...

This is she, this one comes with me.

Kiara.

So pretty, for my mother! So pretty...

Look at that pretty little mouth.

And her little body, skinny,

slim and with that face, so nice.

She gives the best blow jobs, man.

And you Falopio, you fuck?

My name is Alex.

Yes, I have a girlfriend.

Do you?

You have such a jerk-off face.

Take this, man. So you can jerk off at night.

Look, look at his face.

The jerk off face he has.

Hey, Falopio, easy.

You'll get my magazine wet.

Listen.

When you get your paycheck.

You'll go and fuck some girls.

Right?

What do you work for if it isn't for that?

To support your family.

And fuck some girls.

A proper fuck, right?

The family...

And if you want to,

wait a couple more months,

raise your money, and go to the internet.

The internet,

my God.

How's that internet thing?

The internet, internet's the future, Falopio.

- That's where we go, right? - There's future.

Fucking limp, drive properly or I'll cut you!

Relax, Soto, relax

The team has won, we're OK, we're cool.

I almost get my face cut.

OK, but I'm teaching him, he's new.

- But I almost get my face cut. - As you, listen.

I was teaching the student.

- I almost cut my... - Look how lucky you're, Falopio.

Look where we stopped.

Do you see there?

Yes.

That's the Ling Spa.

That's from the Chinese mob.

They make some Chinese rubs.

- What do you mean Chinese rubs? - Chinese rubs.

Chinese rubs.

Are there Chinese girls?

There are some Chinese babes, but the Russian...

- What Russian? - They have a Russian girl.

My God.

How's that Russian?

Shit, that Russian is so serious.

She uses her mouth as if it was a pussy.

She eats you.

Here we are.

Look, you stay here and we leave.

- OK? - Understand? You wait here.

We leave.

We have to explain it again.

OK, OK, let's go, shit!

You're such a pain in the ass. Have you taken your pill?

And I was there and I...

There were...

Eight bags, eight bags with $80,000 dollars.

$80,000 dollars, and I was there alone.

Taking care of them.

That's important.

That's important, right? It's important.

So good.

Well, Velero says that I will go making my progress,

and they will pay me more money.

But it will take some time for that to happen, right?

Step by step, Laurita, step by step.

Things will happen, you'll see.

I got tired of step by step, Alex.

I got tired of being here, fixing this necklace again,

because you have no money to buy me another one.

I got tired of not going to the movies, no eating out,

no eating ice cream, I got tired of being poor.

I want things to change, but now!

You're not getting me, things will change.

Will change because, because now that I work,

I can save, and when I save,

I will have my own private security company.

The only thing you have is that uniform, nothing else.

But, don't you like my uniform?

The problem is not the uniform, Alex.

Then what is it?

I want to think things through...

Think about what?

I want to think if I want to stay with you or...

But...

Give me some space, please.

But, but, Laurita.

Laurita.

Lauri.

[latino music]

I'm from Laurita.

When I have some money.

I will take you out

and you will ask for the menu.

You won't play hard to get.

What do you want?

Do you know what happened?

They tried to hook him up.

But since he didn't let her,

he got dumped by another man,

with a cock this big.

Hey, Falopio, get your little one checked.

It must be pretty damaged.

I've been fucking all night with my girlfriend.

That's why I had some drinks.

Hey, man, is your girl so ugly that you have to be drunk to fuck her?

Cut it, Emilio, cut it.

She must be pretty ugly.

Hey, Emilio, my girl is super hot.

- Super hot. - Really?

How can you have a hot girl?

You think I'm an idiot or what?

Fucking shit!

Shit! I told you yesterday, drive properly!

Relax, Soto, he can't hear you.

Shit, you'll drive properly or I'll cut you!

Easy, man.

He'll freak out and won't drive properly.

OK, we're here.

Now, you stay here!

We leave.

You...

Asshole.

Asshole.

Ready.

Eighty.

Eighty.

Eighty.

$80,000.

Wait here, we'll be back.

Hurry!

I got tired of step by step, Alex.

I got tired of being here, fixing this necklace again

because you have no money to buy me another one.

I got tired of not going to the movies, no eating out,

no eating ice cream, I got tired of being poor.

I want things to change, now!

[rock music]

- Hey, man! - Shit!

They fucked us up, one is missing!

Go look for him, go!

Fucking asshole, you won't fuck us up.

You won't fuck us up. Shorty!

Walk, asshole!

Shorty!

He doesn't know anything, anything.

You go there, shorty!

Let's look for him, go that way!

Crow, crow, crow.

The pigeon run away with the corn.

Repeat, the pigeon run away with the corn.

I don't get it?

Shit!

They money was stolen, asshole!

It was the new one!

Where to, Sir?

Anywhere, Sir, anywhere.

- Excuse me? - Where can you get me for...

a sol and 40.

No where, asshole, get out of the car.

[rock music]

President, ASORPIP.

A guard has stole like $80,000 dollars.

Lieutenant.

Let me see.

What have you brought for me, champ?

Another asshole who thinks he's smart.

Lucky you, I have experience in this type of cases.

Of course, we worked together on a case like this back in October.

Don't you remember?

Oh, of course.

When I was an Alferez...

Yes.

OK, let's go.

Lieutenant; Let's go, lieutenant.

That's it, fellas.

And now, the awaited moment.

The horoscope with the Wizard Eric.

Sagittarius.

Today, you are on a millionaire path, while you walk to your future.

Embark with confidence on the life's adventures.

Your lucky number is

17.

And remember, Sagittarius.

Facing life with a smile,

is the secret to achieve success.

Because you are your destiny.

Done.

I have all the data.

Guachiman (Watchman),

single, young.

He was new.

I'm sure he didn't even think of it.

A boy that saw money, street, and thought 'that' was everything.

Like always.

- Like always. - Yes, like always.

What if he had a plan?

They never have a plan, champ.

Well, at least a good plan.

At least can I see your notes?

Lieutenant.

I'll read them for you.

Alejandrino Falopio,

Cantoguaranga.

That's his name.

The address is false.

We must find where does he live,

who does know him, his neighbours, friends,

a girlfriend, a nephew.

Right?

Boys, come here.

Take this.

For you.

For you.

And for you.

Let's go and count it.

Mrs.

Mrs.

Take care of her, please.

It's full of blessings.

Thanks, my boy.

Take good care of yourself.

And God, loving Father,

always blesses you.

Yes. Thanks.

Thank you very much.

We do have,

the direction of some uncles.

They are taking them to the police station.

Well, champ. Take this information to intelligence.

Ask them to find any credit card, that bullshit.

It's important to know where he lives in, OK?

I'll stay here talking with the people.

- Sir. - Yes?

Please...

Don't call me...

Champ.

OK, OK, Alferez...

Go in peace, nephew.

But, why don't you want me to go?

I told you I need to think... How can I do it if I see you everyday?

But, there's nothing to think.

But I do have a lot to think, please don't go.

OK, it doesn't matter.

At 4 O'clock in your house.

Alex, I mean it, don't go.

Wasn't he nervous?

No.

He was tired.

Tired.

He had been with his girl all night...

- Fucking. - Yes, he said so.

Yes, he said so.

That Falopio was a wanker.

Wanker.

He was all day grabbing his cock.

His cock, yes.

Jerking off.

Jerking.

Jerking.

Shooting into the air.

The stab, yes.

Stabber.

- Yes. - Yes, that.

He was all day.

Stabbing.

Yes, stabbing

You said he has a girl.

He said so.

- That's what he said, right? - Yes, a hot girl.

- Yes, hot. - Hot, yes.

Did he said what was her name?

- Yes, he said. - Yes, he said.

What was it?

What was it?

- Her name. - I don't remember.

Soto, her name.

But don't you remember, was it Soto?

No.

Sorry, I can't remember her name.

- No? - No, I can't remember.

I can't remember.

- The one. - The...

- Remember... - OK, OK.

When you remember, let me know with your manager.

- OK? - OK.

OK.

- La, la... - Laurita?

- No, no. - La Rita?

No...

La Sandrita?

Fucking shit, I can't remember.

Come on, Soto, you can do it.

I can't remember.

It's important.

Something with La...

We will catch that boy.

And?

They don't know anything.

This boy did it on his own, that's clear.

I know these cases.

He worked for two days.

I don't think he planned it in two days.

Unless he is a genius.

Did he was a genius?

There are no genius here, Lieutenant.

Here, people do as they're told to.

If he obeys, he gets the job; if he doesn’t, he leaves.

Many people can't resist this.

These people never had anything, do you get it?

They see lots of money running in front of them.

Some can't resist.

And take a bit.

And others,

Take more.

Like this one.

Then think they're rich.

They start spending it, parties, casinos.

Guide me, Cocharca's Virgin.

[rock music]

You know your people, champ.

I like that, nephew.

So, I'll have to look for Alejandrino Falopio...

Cantoguaranga.

Between chicks and beers.

Lieutenant.

One thing.

Yes.

I am not

your champ,

or your nephew.

Is it clear?

It's clear, son.

Careful.

Asshole.

What's going on here, asshole? Who do you think you are?

Oh, my God.

- Alex! - What are you doing with my girl?

I am not your girl, what is it with you?

No, Laurita, don't say that.

I'm telling you, Alejandrino.

I'm not your girl, what is it with you?

Look what I brought you, Laurita, It's made of gold.

What the fuck is wrong with you, you fucking cunt.

Hey, the thing is not with you.

No, the thing is not with you, Alex.

I'm not your girl. Stop making problems and leave.

Laurita.

I'll leave, but I never wanna hear about you again.

Don't call, don't anything.

I never wanna hear about you again.

- Never. - Why would I call a guachiman like you?

Bye, Laurita.

Stay poor.

[car honk]

Why? Why, Laurita?

Why did this had to happened? Why? Fucking Laurita!

Bitch, bitch.

You just had to wait.

What's going on here?

Why are you making so much noise?

This is a hospital area.

S... sorry, boss.

No, there's no sorry's here.

The fine is $411 Soles.

Yes, yes.

OK, OK.

You can't be doing so much noise here.

This is a hospital area, a residential area.

No, I know, you are absolutely right.

That's why the fine is so high.

Here, see?

$411 Soles, OK?

Yes.

At the second one, bye car.

Yes, sorry boss, really.

You get your driving license removed.

Besides the $411 Soles.

It's $411 Soles.

Of course, I can help you.

How... how?

I mean.

I understand you had a reason to honk the horn like that.

Well, I can help you so you don't pay the $411 Soles fine.

Help how?

How are you going to help me?

Of course, it's like a discount.

Because you will pay anyway.

No, I'll pay, I'll pay.

How much money do you have now?

Now, I have money.

But not like...

I mean, I...

OK, OK, look..

Give me $30 Soles.

$30 Soles, fold them.

Put them between the registration card and the license.

You do have a license, right?

Oh, my man.

That's another thing.

Let me see...

No, what's that? Put it down.

Fold it.

Play it cool...

- Like this? - Yes.

- Excuse me, I have a question. - Number 4.

- Yes, I wanted to know if... - Use it now.

Yes, thanks.

Excuse me, sorry.

What is it? It's not loading?

No, no...

Do you know how to find g-g-girls in the internet?

Girls?

Girls that ch-ch-charge.

Oh, whores!

Yes, yes man.

Look, you enter here.

Click here.

There you go.

That's her price,

her number, where she lives, if she does anal or not.

You know it, go back, click on one.

And you choose.

Where is the click?

In the mouse.

I click.

That's it.

Do you have some paper?

Do you have some paper?

[rock music]

I need smaller bills...

That's for you, man.

Yes?

Laurita.

I called you a while ago.

D-Do I come in?

I'll come in.

Hello, darling.

- How are you? - Fine.

What's your name?

I'm Ale...

Richard. My n-name is Richard.

What's the matter?

Nothing, everything is fine.

You're Laurita, right?

Yes, darling, it's me.

How much time will you stay?

How's that thing of the time?

One hour,

100 dollars.

Half an hour, 70 dollars, darling.

OK.

One hour, one...

- One hour. - Yes?

- Yes. - Pay.

Oh, yes.

Of course, you have to pay first to...

OK, now, let's go.

Yes, let's go.

Hold on a sec, darling, OK?

- What do you mean... - I'll be right back.

But, listen, you are not...

How...

How do I get out?

Everything OK?

Hi, darling, you want me to take your clothes off?

I-I will take it off.

Do you want me to take my clothes off?

You will take them off.

Yes.

- Everything OK? - Yes.

Yes, everything

- Yes? - Yes.

- Now is your turn. - My turn?

Yes.

[upbeat music]

Laurita.

Laurita.

Laurita.

What do you do for a living? Currency trader?

No, I'm a security guard.

I mean, I am...

A business man, I have a security company.

Of private vigilance.

Oh, a guachiman company...

Just before you got here, there were some news on the TV.

I'm sure it's still on,

because you last less than two minutes.

- Let's see. - Yes.

The guard, Alejandrino Falopio Cantoguaranga,

better known as Falopio...

That, look.

It's a man who stole a shitload of money.

He escaped with $80,000 dollars.

The police already spread his image,

and right now, it will appear in screen.

Go ahead, Studio.

Hey, let's better change the channel.

Leave it, I'm watching it.

Popeye, look, it's Popeye!

No.

See? They already passed the picture. I couldn't see him.

Why do you want to see that guy?

Because he must be a young cute motherfucker.

Look what he did, he stole a shitload of money.

He's no idiot, let me tell you that.

He gave me his Cocharcas's Virgin.

And he gave the boys some money.

Thank you, Falopio.

It's fine, let him blow the money away.

Anyway, they are some f - - - crooks!

Run, Falopio, run boy!

Run and have some fun.

Run, run!

Falopio, I love you!

The spokesman from the security company...

See, Richard? He's a hero.

It's not confirmed if there was a collusion...

With one or some security agents,

that were on the same vehicle.

And that song?

Don't you know it? It is "The Guachiman"

But this song will soon be over for this watchman,

because the police is already behind him.

And here, in Channel 10,

we will continue with this shocking story of Falopio, the guachiman,

until it's outcome.

Pilusca Soco, Channel 10.

- That's the available information... - Well, I'm leaving.

- But we will keep up... - Hey, wait a second.

If you leave, it's because you want to.

Because I won't give you even one $ Sol back.

No, don't worry.

Actually,

if you want

I pay for one more hour.

Be careful, they are killing currency traders.

Don't worry, bye Laurita.

Bye.

OK.

No one really knows him.

He gave them money.

So,

no one will talk.

Then, there's just one clear thing.

He will start throwing money away.

How do you know that, nephew?

Did you see where he lives?

He didn't take anything, wouldn't you spend the money?

We must keep an eye out and see how is he spending it.

Uncle.

[phone rings]

Let's go to the police station, a street agent run into him some hours ago.

Why didn't this asshole catch him?

You don't have to be old to know that.

There we go, champ.

The police stated,

that they are already on Falopio's trail.

Apparently,

just after the robbery,

he went to his house and then to a cybercafe.

In the cybercafe, Alejandrino Falopio Cantoguaranga,

made the necessary actions to continue with his escape plan,

through the internet.

It is also known that he bought a car to escape from the city.

It is estimated that the huge display of police cars and raids,

will catch the fugitive Falopio in the next hours.

The main avenues of the city,

as well as the main exit points to the highway,

are strongly guarded and prepared,

to stop the escape attempts of the security guard on the run.

Good evening.

Yes, what would you like?

I want a room.

There are only suites here.

Well, a suite, whatever, I want to sleep.

Sir,

suites here start at $ 600 dollars.

Excellent, Sir.

Rogelio, the gentleman's luggage.

What's going on? Why?

Don't worry, Sir.

The bellboy will take your luggage.

Well, careful.

What suite do you want, Sir?

The most expensive one.

Of course, Sir, the Presidential.

Yes.

Would you like anything else, Sir?

Well, actually,

I'm a bit hungry.

Sir, we have a 24 hour food service.

If you wish to rest, you can ask for anything from your room.

From my room?

Exactly, Sir.

The bellboy will show you how.

Rogelio, the Presidential suite.

Enjoy your stay.

[soft music]

Come in, Sir.

Go ahead.

Welcome.

OK, leave the card in there so the lights stay on,

so you can watch TV.

It activates the phone, the internet, the warm water, and everything else.

OK, everything with the card, yes.

Right, and if your going out, remember to take it with you.

It's like your key.

- OK. - Well...

Here you have the menu.

If you need something, call 112 so that...

OK, thanks Sir, so kind of you. I'll write it down for you.

Oh, one question?

I have to be alone or can I...

- Can I invite... - Well, that's up to you, Sir.

You call and we can get you anything.

Even a...

companion.

From "Mamasitas VIP"?

Well, Sir, maybe.

Maybe, but I have other numbers,

and they are better.

Better?

Oh.

OK, Sir, come here.

Come over here. Let's see... This number...

Call here and say I gave you this number.

OK, there are some blondies, man...

They'll make you howl, howl.

- Thanks, Rogelio. - What a naughty boy you are!

OK, Sir, do you need anything else?

No, no, nothing for the moment.

OK, then I'll leave. If you need any help...

- Call me. - Yes.

See you later.

Hello.

Are the girls there?

Rogelio gave me this number.

From Milton Hotel.

OK, what kind of girls do you have?

The brown haired.

The brown haired.

The white one.

She's white, right?

She's white, OK.

How much is it?

$500, yes, it's fine.

$500.

Perfect.

I'll wait for her.

Thank you, thank...

Yes.

[cheerful music]

We have news on the Falopio case.

The vigilante that run away this morning with $80,000 dollars.

Apparently,

the money already started to burn in his hands.

He started indulging himself in luxuries with the stolen money.

Pretending to be a successful currency trader.

The police are working like ants in the investigation of this case,

that catches the attention of both, authorities and citizens.

The special attention to detail, will be the key to find the clever Falopio,

and his arrest is just a matter of time.

Guachiman (watchman), currency trader?

Who is Falopio?

We will keep you informed,

dear viewer.

Yes.

[dramatic music]

Oh, my God, move. I won't stay out here.

Close the door.

Yes.

It's $1,000 dollars or I'm leaving now.

No, the lady told me $500 on the phone.

$1,000 dollars, shorty.

$1,000... $500? $1,000...

Here, 1,000...

$1,000 dollars.

Put them on the table.

And clean that, it looks like a pigsty.

Oh, sorry.

Oh, clean your hands too.

That robe doesn't fit you at all, take it out.

Oh, yes.

I will...

Bring me a glass of water, OK?

A glass of... yes.

I want to take your clothes off!

I want to take off your...

Don't look at me like that, shit.

It's horrible.

OK, put this.

Take out that necklace, it's horrible.

And hurry up!

Turn off the lights.

But... I want to look at you.

Turn off the lights!

I want to look at you!

OK, don't turn off the lights.

But don't look at me too much, I don't like it.

And no kissing in the mouth.

They're just for my boyfriend.

OK.

OK.

And...

What, how?

Do your things!

Sorry.

- Sorry. - Why do your hands scrap?!

Sorry, sorry.

Don't look at me, don't talk to me.

Just do it!

OK, yes, of course.

Sorry.

Leave the bra.

OK, OK.

[moaning]

Oh, yes.

Yes, that's it.

Yes!

- Yes! - Shut up, you know nothing!

I'm gonna teach you how to fuck!

Don't look at me.

Don't look at me.

Don't look at me.

Don't look at me.

Don't look at me.

Don't look at me.

Don't look at me. Don't look at me.

Don't look at me!

Don't look at me.

Take out that thing, so gross!

Oh, don't look me like that.

Don't you know that it's horrible to be stared at like that?

What do you do for a living, are you a Narco?

No, I'm not Narco.

Because it seem liked you have lots of money.

I don't have lots of money.

What a pity.

Because I am pretty expensive.

Specially for people like you.

I'm a businessman.

Really? What business do you run?

A private surveillance company.

Guachimanes?

Well, we call it private surveillance.

How awful to be a guachiman, right?

It's like being a doormat.

Why?

Because you're all day at the door, like a doormat.

No one knows your name, no one remembers your face...

No one looks at a guachiman.

If you think about it,

no one looks at a watchman, just for pity...

Well...

I'm not a guachiman, I am the...

The Boss.

A businessman.

Hey, do you know that guachiman that stole a whole lot of money?

Which one? Who? No, no...

That one that stole like $200,000 dollars.

No, no, $80,000 dollars.

Oh, so you know about it, you punk... Talk!

Now that you told me I remember listening at it...

Talk.

I heard it on the radio.

I don't know a lot about the case, but it was $80,000...

Dollars.

Hey, does your company work with casinos?

Yes, of course, casinos...

Banks.

- Really? - Pharmacies, yes.

Do you work with the casino...

"White House"?

White what?

"White House"!

Oh, no, my company is not from here.

My company is in Piura.

In Piura, I'm just passing by.

I'm leaving tomorrow.

What a pity.

I would love to work in the "White House".

I heard they give some insane tips.

And there are some fucking loaded gringos.

I swear, if I can hook one up, I have my life done.

I would never have to see the faces

of people like you again.

No offense.

If you come here tomorrow in the morning, we can...

Do it again.

I have money.

Yes.

If you give me some in advance, I'll be here at 9:30 in the morning.

$500?

No kissing.

Take a nice bath...

Bye.

[birds chirping]

Yes.

The fugitive Alejandrino Falopio...

Cantoguaranga.

Cantoguaranga.

Is being cornered

We have information that he is in a hotel in Lima.

It's just a matter of time to catch him.

So he can return the money.

Surprisingly, Falopio didn't try to escape during the first hours.

Which would have made things worse for the police.

At this moment, it seems that we have to wait.

With you, Pilusca Soco.

Channel 10.

As you can see, dear viewers,

the police is making everything they can to...

- Who's that? - "Housekeeping".

No, he's not here.

Cleaning, Sir.

Don't worry, everything is clean.

Come later.

...It is said,

Falopio might be the head of an organized web of watchmen.

That would be ready to give similar strokes,

in the national territory.

- Who's that? - Open up, police.

Yes, just a moment.

What is it?

Open, Richard, it's me.

What's up?!

What's with you?

I brought a gift.

I wish you like it.

I like that song.

Don't touch me.

Yes.

- I'm $500 short. - $1500 short.

But...

It's daytime...

[latino music]

Hey...

- I was thinking. - Yes.

You have a familiar face.

Me?

- Aren't you... - No, no!

The music got me tired.

I'm no, I'm not

Relax.

Aren't you related to the guachiman of the academy.

No, I don't...

I don't have any family here.

Hey,

I was thinking.

Yes.

Since you're leaving for Piura,

or wherever you are going,

don't you want to say a proper goodbye to Lima?

How's that?

Take to me to have lunch.

Lunch?

No, it's too late, I...

- I have to leave, let's better do it... - Richard...

Aren't you the owner of your company?

OK, then you can get there later.

Why don't we ask something for lunch here, put some music?

- dance, and... - No.

I'm depressed about hotels.

Hurry, get dressed, and let's go.

- But... - Hurry, get dressed, bye.

I'll hurry.

In other companies, is easier to steal.

That's not the case with my agents, it doesn't happen.

And tell me, what if one day, one of your agents steals from you?

Like the one in the TV news.

I don't think that's gonna happen because...

Because my agents are honest.

Ho - nest.

Well, I have to leave.

It's late, I have to get to Piura early.

There's a lot of...

Hello.

Hi, baby, how are you?

Fine, honey.

Yes.

I don't think today is possible, I have a terrible headache.

Can we meet tomorrow?

OK, honey.

Kisses, I love you.

Bye.

You still have some money, right?

What for?

I don't know, I wanted to go out for a spin.

But I can't, I must get back early, the company is alone and...

I should...

I should leave.

How come?

I cheat on my boyfriend to be with you,

and you start with that Piura stuff...

You're the boss, right? You can get there later.

Take me.

OK, alright.

OK, let's hang out, but tonight I'm leaving.

I have to leave tonight.

Did you find him?

We are looking for him, as I told you.

Where?

We are triangulating near his address,

we are looking in the near hills...

Near his address?

He stole 80 grand.

We have to look for him in hotels, luxury hotels.

All the rich CEO's of Lima come and go to hotels in SUV's.

Well, search all the SUV's!

Can you tell him that's like a needle in a haystack?

We must find that needle at once!

You've worked too much with this asshole.

What's the matter, puppy?

Fucking shit.

Because I am the Guachiman.

I'm not like the others, I am much more!

I'm in the internet, I surf on the web.

I like poetry and Beethoven too.

[singing]

Guachiman!

Guachiman!

What are you doing?

I told you I only kiss my boyfriend.

But you are cheating on him, and you're with me.

No, you are with me,

just because I want to.

Let's go to the "Wild House".

- Where? - The "Wild House", the casino.

No way, not with you.

I'll pay you $ 3,000 dollars if you come with me to the Wild House.

Do you really have that amount of money?

Yes.

And much more.

So you'll buy me clothes first.

OK, but you're with me because I want to.

OK?

I'll move forward.

[soft music]

Hello.

Hello, how are you?

Very well, thanks.

A drink please.

Excuse me.

OK, give me money.

- Bets with money? - Yes, hurry.

What is it?

Give me more.

To the 16.

You know, let's just go to the Hotel. I must leave so... let's go.

Richard.

Do you really want to leave?

There's a club next door, I love it.

I would love to go.

Dancing.

Richard.

Please, take me dancing.

No!

No.

Red 16.

[electronic music]

You dance so well, boy.

Please, give me a kiss.

Don't get used to it.

Joaco, my two specials.

As you order, my queen.

I told you not to get used to it!

In the hotel.

Well, let's go then.

Relax, Richard, in a moment.

Have a drink.

It will relax you.

Yours and your friend's.

- He is your friend, right? - Yes.

He is my friend.

Cheers.

- Friend. - Cheer, friend.

Bottoms up.

Bottoms up.

Bottoms up.

It burns.

- Let's go to the hotel. - Yes.

Come on, little Richard. We'll do what you like the most.

Yes.

Your eyes, are like a kitty.

Like that, like that.

Like that, do you like it?

Absolutely, yes.

Show me your arms.

Oh, so hot, so strong.

Richard, yes.

- Richard, tell me something. - What?

You're that guachiman,

- that has stolen... all that money. - Oh, no, no.

No, I'm a businessman.

You are.

- Businessman - You are, tell me.

You are Falopio, right?

You're Falopio, right?

Yes, yes, I am.

I knew it.

It's our little secret, OK?

- Of course, yes. - Hey, Richard.

I want you to fuck me dressed like a guachiman.

Like a guachiman, really?

Yes, I want to fuck the most famous guachiman in all of Peru.

- That's me! - Yes.

- Yes, of course. - Now dress up, I'll wait you.

- and I'll put your music. - Stay there.

Stay, stay...

Stay there.

Hey, I am Falopio.

Oh, yes, so hot!

Hey...

- with the hat? - With whatever you want to.

Let's get to business.

Get into this business!

I'll show you who's the guachiman!

Who? Me.

Now, Solcito.

Solcito.

Come here, you guachiman.

All yours.

What's this?

My money.

Oh, your money.

Money.

Does your money has a password?

It isn't the password, but shh.

My money, my money.

Tell me.

No, my money.

It doesn't open that.

You're not gonna tell it to your Sol?

- My Solcito? - Yes.

My Solcito.

Once, I'll say it just once.

OK?

Four, one...

two, three.

- Four... - Four...

one...

two...

three.

Four, one...

then two...

and finally three.

Baby.

Come here.

Baby, let's go, he's waking up.

No...

No, no...

No, no, no.

No, no, no!

No, no, no!

No, no, no.

No, no, no!

No, no, no!

Alejandrino Falopio Canto...

guaranga.

Guaranga!

You're completely surrounded.

We're coming in to kidnap you.

[sirens]

Arrest you.

Arrest you.

Do not resist!

You won't escape so easy.

Police!

Arrest him!

No sight of this asshole.

No, no, no.

It can't be true.

He couldn't have escaped so fast, we just saw him.

No, he can't disappear!

Let's go! Let's go!

I hate young people!

Get out! Close the perimeter, now!

How horrible to be a guachiman.

It's like being a doormat.

Why?

Because you're at the door all day, like a doormat.

No one knows your name, no one remembers your face.

No one looks at a guachiman, except for pity.

He can't become invisible.

- Can he become invisible? - No, he can't.

Then we must look for him in every room.

We are looking in every room, in all of the hotel.

- OK, nephew. - Don't call me nephew.

- Don't yell, don't yell. - We studied together in...

No, we're not studying.

I just told you...

The problem is to find the shorty.

We are looking for him.

- But don't call me nephew! - What? What is it?

[sirens]

Fuck, I'm an asshole.

Fucking bitch.

Fucking whore.

I'm an asshole that gets horny.

What an asshole.

What an asshole.

Laurita.

Alex, what are doing here?

My God, what have you done? Have you lost your mind?

I don't know what I did, I just did it.

- For you, for me... - What?

For everything you wanted, remember?

Alex, not like that, please leave.

- Please, Laurita - No, what's with you?

Let's go, the police is after me.

How am I gonna go with you? Are you nuts?

I wouldn't be with a thieve, not even for money.

I said it just like that to the police.

The police?

You talked to the police?

Well, they came looking for me.

I couldn't come for you.

I never talked about you, or your address, I never said anything.

How did the police come for you?

How?! How?!

I must take care of my job, Alex.

If I said I was with you, they would involve me with you.

I can't allow that.

OK?

You fucked me.

You really fucked me!

Talk to me properly.

I talk to you like I fucking want!

You're a fucking freeloader, Laurita.

You must have already fucked Felipe for some fries!

Shut up! What's with you? Get out!

You talk to me properly! Get out!

And you have the fucking necklace!

You're a asshole!

That's what you are, an asshole!

They'll catch you.

I don't give a fuck.

[soft music]

Excuse me Sir, vendors and deliveries use the back door.

Only customers use this entrance.

I'm a client.

I'll pay.

Sorry, Sir.

Can I get Chinese massages here?

Well, yes, something like that.

I want a Chinese massage.

But... dressed like this, as a guachiman.

Sorry, Sir, that's other price.

I'll pay for it.

Of course, Sir.

Follow the lady, please.

[soft flute music]

Are you the Russian?

Da.

That one.

I want her.

No, with my uniform on.

Turn around, I want to see you.

Da.

I am the Guachiman.

I'm not like the others, I'm much more...

I'm on the internet, I surf on the web...

I like poetry and Beethoven too.

Police! Stay still!

[screaming]

You are screwed, Falopio.

The handcuffs, nephew.

There's something I don't understand,

I know you're not a math genius, otherwise you wouldn't be guachiman.

But I know you will help me.

You stole $80,000 dollars.

- Yes, Sir. - Don't deny it...

You spent $15,000 in the truck.

Yes, Sir.

In the whore, what's her name?

Sol.

Sol, in that whore, how much did you spend?

$ 7,000?

- Yes, nice ass. - Skinny...

In this clock made of gold, expensive as fuck, how much?

$1,000 more dollars?

That would be $23,000 dollars.

It's missing...

57.

There are 57 missing.

You know how to subtract, Sir.

Where...

are those $57,000 dollars, Alejandrino Falopio Cantoguaranga?

I don't know, Sir.

That whore stole from me.

Yes, yes.

We found her with $17,000 dollars.

Where...

is the rest of it?

Where...

is the rest of it?

I don't know, I don't know!

I don't know if I lost it, they robbed me, I don't know!

I was on drugs, on cocaine!

Mr. Alferez, I don't know where's the money.

Alferez?

Lieutenant, easy, calm down!

He called me Alferez... It hurts.

Look, you fucking asshole...

You've been smart enough to steal those $80,000 dollars.

And now, you want to play fool because I caught you.

That's the whore!

She's the one that robbed me!

She's smarter than the three of us here.

No one asked you that, asshole.

Where...

Where are those $50,000 dollars

Where are those $56,000 dollars?

- $50,000 dollars. - 56.

- $50,000 dollars. - 56.

$50,000 dollars.

Easy, calm down, Alfredo.

Easy, relax, nephew!

Calm down, nephew.

Good, good.

Well, let's give him a break.

He has a visitor.

Rest, asshole.

Are you OK?

My balls hurt...

Your balls?

Alex, Alex, Alex.

Look at your face...

Alex.

Do you remember what we talk when we first meet? In my office.

When you came looking for a job, remember?

You must be...

Ho - nest.

Can you see everything that happened for not being honest, Alex?

Yes.

Well, we are here with Doctor Quiroga.

An honest lawyer!

Your partner, Ramirez, to try...

to make your problem, a little...

smaller.

What do you think?

Yes?

Of course yes.

Of course yes.

Look what happens to you for not being honest, Alex.

Yes.

Yes Mr.! Shit, OK?

Yes, Mr. Shit.

Oh, you're funny...

Ramirez, he's funny.

You don't say Mr. Shit.

Well.

Well, let's forget about that.

Alex...

what I wanted to tell you, is that...

If you become honest, and work with us...

we can help you.

If you tell us...

Where the fuck are those $40,000 dollars...

We can avoid pressing charges.

And we would just fire you from work.

But that way, you wouldn't go to jail.

What do you think?

Is that possible?

Of course it's possible,

how wouldn't it be possible, Alex?

I want...

the lawyer to say it.

The Mr. now wants the lawyer to say it, fuck!

Very well, Dr. Quiroga, can you explain this asshole...

that we can avoid pressing charges...

and that way he doesn't have to go to jail.

But only if he tells us where the fuck are those $40,000 dollars!

Can you explain?

Yes, of course.

Of course.

That is absolutely possible.

And you can get out without any prison sentence.

That would be our gratitude...

For your honesty.

That's it, that's it.

That's it.

The key word.

Ho...

nes...

Ty.

Ah?

What do you think?

OK.

The truth...

is that...

I don't know where is the money.

You don't know where the money is, ah?

Ramirez, get the crap out of this guy.

Vidaurre took the money.

What? What did you say?

The policeman, Vidaurre.

Took the money.

He and his people...

Have the missing $40,000 dollars.

I was forced to swear...

That I wouldn't say anything.

Look at me.

Look at me.

Look, open your eyes.

Do you see this face?

Do you see this?

Do I look like an asshole?

Do you think I'm gonna believe all that bullshit.

I don't care if you believe me or not, Sir.

That's the truth.

And also the truth is that I'm going to jail,

even if your lawyer says otherwise.

I'm a guachiman, not an imbecile, Sir.

Vidaurre can kill me in jail whenever he wants.

If you want me to tell you something...

I'll tell you what they told me to say.

I was robbed.

I was drunk.

I don't know where's the money.

Anyway,

if I behave, I'll be free in five years.

Better than dying, right?

You know what, I you don't know anything, you're useless to me.

Vidaurre.

Vidaurre.

What's going on?

What a good question, Vidaurre, what's going on?

Can you tell me, if you know,

who has the money, Vidaurre?

We are about to break this asshole.

You're about to break him, so good.

So good.

And what if, Vidaurre, I don't know if you thought about it,

if the money is somewhere else?

If he doesn't have it.

If he doesn't have it,

who has it?

What an excellent second question, Vidaurre.

You're awake.

Can you tell me who the fuck has my money?

To start with...

It's not your money.

How come not my money?

Well, get used to it, from now on it's my money.

And you have to give it back to me, is it clear? What's the matter?

I have to give it back?

- Yes, you have to... - You're an asshole, fuck you.

Who are you calling an asshole?!

[screaming]

Fuck you!

Respect me!

You respect me!

You respect me!

Calm down!

This afternoon, in a Miraflores's Hotel...

the police captured Alejandrino Falopio Cantoguaranga.

The guachiman the stole $80,000 dollars,

from a money transport truck.

Although most of the money has been recovered,

a small part is still to be found.

We will keep you informed,

dear viewer.

In heaven, a voice repeated...

More than you, only me, only me...

Save, save! Used to sing Maria...

More pure than you, only God.

In heaven a voice repeated.

More than you, only me...

Misters, that's not the way.

Misters.

That's not the way.

That's not the way, Misters.

[latino music]