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(rhythmic drumming)
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- You looking at my girlfriend?!
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You, I'm talking to you!
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- No.
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- I caught you looking at
my girlfriend, didn't I?
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Her, over there, you were looking at her.
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- No, no, no no no.
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- Think she's pretty hot don't you?
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- No?
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- Oh you don't?
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You don't think my hot girlfriend's hot?
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- No, I'm gay.
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- You're gay?
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- Yeah?
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- You like to suck dick?
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- Yeah.
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- Say I like to suck dick.
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- I like to suck dick.
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- Faggot.
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(rhythmic drumming)
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- I need an alignment.
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I know this because the
car's pulling to the left.
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I mean I don't know much about cars,
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but I know that I need an alignment
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'cause the car's pulling to the left.
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What I also know is that I don't
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need something like an oil filter
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and an oil change, I don't need that.
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I don't need an air filter.
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I don't need an air freshener!
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I just need an alignment because
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the car is pulling to the left.
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Nothing else.
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I don't need anything else, I don't
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wanna pay for anything
else, I've been screwed
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by mechanics my whole
life, my whole adult life.
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I don't need a carburetor, I don't
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need anything but an alignment.
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Are we on the same page?
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All right, now please
go fix my shitty car.
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(dramatic violin music)
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(rock music)
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♫ Well I'm down
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♫ Don't you wrestle me to the Earth now
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♫ Well I'm down
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♫ And I'm collapsing through the Earth now
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♫ I'm down on the ground
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♫ And I'm clowning around
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♫ Well I'm down on the ground
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♫ And I'm clowning around
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♫ Down
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♫ Don't you wrestle me to the Earth now
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♫ Well I'm down
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♫ And I'm collapsing through the Earth now
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♫ Down on the ground
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♫ And I'm clowning around
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♫ Well I'm down on the ground
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♫ And I'm clowning around
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♫ Well I'm down
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♫ Well I'm down
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♫ Well I'm down
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♫ Well I'm down
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♫ Well I'm down, well
I'm down, well I'm down
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♫ On the ground, well
I'm down, on the ground
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♫ Well I'm down, well I'm down
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♫ Well I'm down, well I'm down ♫
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(acoustic guitar music)
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- [Sarah] I don't know.
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I'm just bored.
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Really bored.
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You know, you haven't seen my new place.
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You can come over.
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Anytime, I mean I'm an adult.
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You're an adult.
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We're both adults.
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Cool!
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I'll see you soon.
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It's good to see you.
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- [Lenny] It's good to see you too.
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- [Sarah] How long has it been?
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- Shit, I don't know.
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10 months?
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- I think it's been more
like a year and 10 months.
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- Sorry.
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I lose track of time.
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I lose track of everything.
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- Well come on in.
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- So when did you move here?
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It's nice.
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I'm glad you finally got your own place.
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- [Sarah] About five, six months ago.
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It suits me.
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So take your shoes off.
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Stay awhile.
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- [Lenny] (nervous laugh) Sorry.
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I don't know.
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- Sit!
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- So my band.
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We're still playing gigs and all.
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- I know.
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I like you on Facebook.
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- Oh yeah, you're always
one step ahead of me.
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- I like to think so.
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- So...
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What have you been up to?
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- Really?
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- (chuckles) I know, it's a lame question,
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but it's still valid.
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- Well...
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I got a new job.
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I like it a lot more than the old one.
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- So you didn't like making fried chicken?
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- At one point I forgot where
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the grease ended and I began.
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(laughing)
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- So where are you working now?
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- Well, data entry.
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I know it sounds lame, but the pay
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is great and I get vacation time.
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Mostly I just read blogs all day.
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- Fair enough.
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I'm still working the same shit job.
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Writing songs, you know.
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- That sounds almost like a good thing.
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- Yeah.
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Yeah.
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So how's everything else been?
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- Oh you know, move out on your own,
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date a total asshole or three,
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then sit in your living room late
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at night watching reruns.
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- Is it that simple?
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- I'd like to think so.
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Nothing really noteworthy
about the assholes.
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- Really?
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I find that hard to believe.
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I've dated my fair share of crazy people
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and they're by far the most interesting.
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- Is that so?
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- There's this girl I met at work.
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She was very cute.
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Her name was Sarah.
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- Hope that's a coincidence.
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- It's a common name.
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It's a really common name.
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She was very very
pretty, incredibly sweet.
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We liked the same bands
and the same movies.
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But there was something about
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her that I just couldn't ignore.
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- [Sarah] She was missing an eye?
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That's pretty shallow of you.
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- [Lenny] Give me a
minute to save my honor.
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- I really need to talk
to you about something.
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- What is it?
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- I've had a lot of fun
hanging out with you,
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but I think maybe it's run its course.
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- You must be joking, we have such
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a good time together.
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- I know, but...
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I just, I don't feel like I'm
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where I wanna be right now.
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- Is this because of my eye?
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- No!
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Why does it always have
to fall back on that?
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- Well what is it?
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Answer me, honestly.
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- It's not because of your eye!
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- I've always asked you
for your honesty and
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you've always given it
to me, so tell me now.
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- It isn't your eye patch.
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It's your eye patch and your voice.
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- What?!
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- It's just the combination, it's...
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It's so difficult.
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- You asshole!
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- Please don't take it the wrong way,
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I mean you're great, it's just,
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it's starting to get to me.
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- You're a piece of shit!
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- You told me to be honest!
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- Well I'm sorry my disability
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and my accent disgust you.
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- God, it's not that,
you aren't disgusting,
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no no no, I mean...
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It's kinda funny, you know?
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- Funny?
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What's that supposed to mean?
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- It's like...
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It's like you're a
supervillain or something.
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- You fucking cunt!
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- You wanted to know!
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- I swear Lenard, if it's the last thing
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I do, I will have my revenge on you.
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(laughing)
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- This isn't helping, you sound
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like a villain from Diehard.
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(laughing)
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- You're the biggest
asshole I've ever met.
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I hate you!
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(laughing)
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- Auf Wiedersehen!
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- [Sarah #2] You didn't
even pronounce it right!
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- Not gonna lie, kinda a dick move.
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(laughing)
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- When she asked me
how my day was, it felt
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like I was being
interrogated by the enemy.
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I'm talking 50s spy movie bad.
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If she were Russian I wouldn't
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have even bothered being friends with her.
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That's nothing though.
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I'm not sure how to start
this one, so I'll just start.
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So I met this girl Sarah.
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Wow, that's two Sarahs.
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- [Sarah] I guess it is
a pretty common name.
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- [Lenny] Well she and I met at
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this goth nightclub and really hit it off,
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so we met up and went to dinner and
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ended up hanging out
for two weeks nonstop.
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Nothing too crazy, we'd make out
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a little bit here and there.
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So one night we go back to her place,
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she tells me she's going to use
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the bathroom, she'll be just a minute.
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So I'm chilling on her bed waiting.
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When she comes to the door...
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Girls never surprise me like this.
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(speaking Spanish)
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(record scratches)
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I know.
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- What happened?
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- I tried to get into it.
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I really tried to get into it.
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I tried as hard as I could.
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I was just way too freaked out.
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She tried to put me in
a figure four leglock.
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Do you have any idea how awkward that is?
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- You're making this up.
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- I wish I was, Jesus.
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- So how about your first girlfriend?
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- We dare not speak her name.
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- Stop it, it couldn't have been that bad.
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- You think that now.
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You think that now.
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What about you, I mean you're not
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giving me any information here.
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- What do you wanna know?
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- How'd you meet your first boyfriend?
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- That's easy.
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We met in American History class.
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We had four really great months,
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but when senior year ended, so did we.
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It was good while it lasted.
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- Wait a second.
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(acoustic guitar music)
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I was your first boyfriend?
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- Yup.
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- So you...
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- Lost my virginity to you?
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That would be the case.
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Relax, I mean we all had
to lose it at some point.
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I'm surprised you didn't
know, I was terrible.
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- No you weren't.
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It was really good.
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Some of the best times I've ever had.
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- So why did we break up then?
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- I don't know.
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Guess I didn't wanna settle down.
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My band was playing a lot more.
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I guess I thought I was gonna
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be in LA in a few months.
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I shouldn't get too attached.
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00:15:34,205 --> 00:15:35,038
I'm sorry.
273
00:15:36,032 --> 00:15:37,199
- That's okay.
274
00:15:38,319 --> 00:15:42,252
The water's sincerely under the bridge.
275
00:15:42,252 --> 00:15:43,996
But spill it.
276
00:15:43,996 --> 00:15:46,507
Tell me about your first girlfriend.
277
00:15:46,507 --> 00:15:48,972
- [Lenny] After my latest
trip to South Africa,
278
00:15:48,972 --> 00:15:50,870
I'd become completely enthralled by
279
00:15:50,870 --> 00:15:53,040
this puzzle box I had gotten from a
280
00:15:53,040 --> 00:15:57,440
supposed sorcerer turned
roadside merchant.
281
00:15:57,440 --> 00:16:01,021
I spent hours and hours
a day trying to solve it.
282
00:16:01,021 --> 00:16:02,104
When I did...
283
00:16:03,368 --> 00:16:06,035
(ominous music)
284
00:16:12,907 --> 00:16:17,074
She rose in front of me in
all her glory and power.
285
00:16:18,964 --> 00:16:21,797
- We have such sights to show you.
286
00:16:23,201 --> 00:16:28,151
- (laughs) So that's how you met.
287
00:16:28,151 --> 00:16:30,284
- That's how I remember it.
288
00:16:30,284 --> 00:16:32,082
- We're dropping this aren't we?
289
00:16:32,082 --> 00:16:32,915
- Yeah.
290
00:16:35,727 --> 00:16:39,560
- I've been sitting all
day, so my back hurts.
291
00:16:42,338 --> 00:16:44,230
Would you mind, would you care
292
00:16:44,230 --> 00:16:46,038
moving this to the bedroom?
293
00:16:46,038 --> 00:16:47,289
- Yes?
294
00:16:47,289 --> 00:16:50,622
(acoustic guitar music)
295
00:16:54,423 --> 00:16:56,656
They aren't all so scary.
296
00:16:56,656 --> 00:16:59,039
- I was starting to worry.
297
00:16:59,039 --> 00:17:00,912
- [Lenny] I was friends with Liz.
298
00:17:00,912 --> 00:17:03,881
She was this absolutely beautiful girl.
299
00:17:03,881 --> 00:17:06,857
We'd been friends for easily two years.
300
00:17:06,857 --> 00:17:09,388
We started hanging out one on one.
301
00:17:09,388 --> 00:17:11,438
We went hiking together.
302
00:17:11,438 --> 00:17:14,105
I'd like to think it was a date.
303
00:17:21,984 --> 00:17:23,749
- You're slow.
304
00:17:23,749 --> 00:17:24,582
- Huh?
305
00:17:29,066 --> 00:17:31,816
All the guys told me you're fast.
306
00:17:34,832 --> 00:17:38,198
♫ As it never happened before
307
00:17:38,198 --> 00:17:41,009
♫ Or at least that's what
I keep telling myself
308
00:17:41,009 --> 00:17:41,842
- Damn it.
309
00:17:43,218 --> 00:17:44,328
- Come on.
310
00:17:44,328 --> 00:17:46,198
I wanna show you something.
311
00:17:46,198 --> 00:17:47,031
- Okay.
312
00:17:51,271 --> 00:17:54,646
♫ We'll never meet again
313
00:17:54,646 --> 00:17:56,383
♫ Anger and (mumbles)
314
00:17:56,383 --> 00:17:57,216
- Come on.
315
00:17:59,723 --> 00:18:03,890
♫ Each of us knowing
nothing yet still so alone
316
00:18:05,335 --> 00:18:09,908
♫ If life is what we made it out to be
317
00:18:09,908 --> 00:18:13,353
♫ You're probably dead
318
00:18:13,353 --> 00:18:15,829
♫ Shot from the tallest building
319
00:18:15,829 --> 00:18:19,996
♫ And fell to eternal
bliss then nothingness
320
00:18:24,947 --> 00:18:26,364
- You're so slow.
321
00:18:27,450 --> 00:18:30,240
♫ Been waiting for the courage to call you
322
00:18:30,240 --> 00:18:33,910
♫ The courage to tell you what I feel
323
00:18:33,910 --> 00:18:38,077
♫ And sure that you're not (mumbles)
324
00:18:38,964 --> 00:18:42,313
♫ As you never have been before
325
00:18:42,313 --> 00:18:46,480
♫ Or at least that's what
I keep telling myself
326
00:18:49,238 --> 00:18:51,469
♫ Or at least that's what
I keep telling myself
327
00:18:51,469 --> 00:18:52,719
- It's perfect.
328
00:18:57,506 --> 00:19:00,808
- I've never been here before.
329
00:19:00,808 --> 00:19:01,725
It's great.
330
00:19:03,001 --> 00:19:03,918
- Go ahead.
331
00:19:05,702 --> 00:19:06,535
- Why?
332
00:19:08,086 --> 00:19:10,946
- I just wanna watch you cross the water.
333
00:19:10,946 --> 00:19:12,837
- You're not gonna push me in are you?
334
00:19:12,837 --> 00:19:14,034
- No.
335
00:19:14,034 --> 00:19:15,446
- I just got a new phone and if you
336
00:19:15,446 --> 00:19:17,389
push me in it's gonna get ruined.
337
00:19:17,389 --> 00:19:20,214
- I'm not gonna push you in.
338
00:19:20,214 --> 00:19:23,805
- I mean really now,
I've hit women for less.
339
00:19:23,805 --> 00:19:25,810
- Get a move on.
340
00:19:25,810 --> 00:19:28,089
♫ I'm waiting by the phone
341
00:19:28,089 --> 00:19:31,667
♫ I'm waiting for the courage to call you
342
00:19:31,667 --> 00:19:35,546
♫ The courage to tell you what I feel
343
00:19:35,546 --> 00:19:39,713
♫ But I'm sure that you're not (mumbles)
344
00:19:40,674 --> 00:19:43,886
♫ As you never have been before
345
00:19:43,886 --> 00:19:47,632
♫ Or at least that's what
I keep telling myself ♫
346
00:19:47,632 --> 00:19:48,964
- Are you okay?
347
00:19:48,964 --> 00:19:49,797
- Yeah.
348
00:19:50,806 --> 00:19:51,763
- What's wrong?
349
00:19:51,763 --> 00:19:52,596
- Nothing.
350
00:19:53,847 --> 00:19:55,979
- What's going on?
351
00:19:55,979 --> 00:19:56,812
- Nothing.
352
00:20:01,262 --> 00:20:02,972
I have to fart.
353
00:20:02,972 --> 00:20:03,962
- [Lenny] What?!
354
00:20:03,962 --> 00:20:04,988
- I have to fart and I don't want
355
00:20:04,988 --> 00:20:06,821
you to be here for it.
356
00:20:07,759 --> 00:20:08,592
- Okay.
357
00:20:09,497 --> 00:20:10,863
Thanks?
358
00:20:10,863 --> 00:20:12,363
- It's no problem.
359
00:20:17,360 --> 00:20:21,606
- So we're just waiting
around for you to fart then?
360
00:20:21,606 --> 00:20:22,439
- Yeah.
361
00:20:23,974 --> 00:20:25,475
- Fair enough.
362
00:20:25,475 --> 00:20:26,308
- Or not.
363
00:20:27,329 --> 00:20:29,318
(laughing)
364
00:20:29,318 --> 00:20:31,775
- Okay, okay, when you're sharing date
365
00:20:31,775 --> 00:20:35,358
stories, make sure you
start with that one.
366
00:20:36,337 --> 00:20:40,337
- Before that, I never
really knew girls farted.
367
00:20:41,268 --> 00:20:42,351
- Well we do.
368
00:20:43,443 --> 00:20:44,276
- Gross.
369
00:20:45,137 --> 00:20:48,087
- A lot, all the time,
all over everything.
370
00:20:48,087 --> 00:20:49,473
- Stop it!
371
00:20:49,473 --> 00:20:50,306
Jesus.
372
00:20:51,930 --> 00:20:54,925
- So is that why you broke up with her?
373
00:20:54,925 --> 00:20:57,758
- I wish, that was just the start.
374
00:21:08,030 --> 00:21:11,076
(fart noise)
375
00:21:11,076 --> 00:21:12,983
- Have some Skittles.
376
00:21:12,983 --> 00:21:13,816
- Thanks.
377
00:21:17,708 --> 00:21:18,541
So...
378
00:21:20,740 --> 00:21:23,304
We gonna pretend you didn't fart?
379
00:21:23,304 --> 00:21:27,460
- (laughs) Goddammit, I
thought you didn't hear it.
380
00:21:27,460 --> 00:21:28,543
- Well I did.
381
00:21:31,060 --> 00:21:34,270
Homeland security has been notified.
382
00:21:34,270 --> 00:21:37,455
- I tried to distract
you with the Skittles.
383
00:21:37,455 --> 00:21:38,788
- Well nice try.
384
00:21:40,551 --> 00:21:44,718
(laughing)
(farting noises)
385
00:21:45,687 --> 00:21:46,520
I'm sorry.
386
00:21:47,830 --> 00:21:48,747
I am sorry.
387
00:21:49,754 --> 00:21:53,587
That was the fart that
broke the camel's back.
388
00:21:54,936 --> 00:21:57,305
I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.
389
00:21:57,305 --> 00:21:59,438
(laughing)
390
00:21:59,438 --> 00:22:01,822
(louder fart)
391
00:22:01,822 --> 00:22:04,072
(laughing)
392
00:22:09,849 --> 00:22:12,980
- Was that when you gave
up on the farting girl?
393
00:22:12,980 --> 00:22:16,626
- Actually we hadn't even
kissed at that point.
394
00:22:16,626 --> 00:22:17,459
- Why not?
395
00:22:18,486 --> 00:22:22,017
- We were in that awkward friendzone.
396
00:22:22,017 --> 00:22:24,523
Plus she kinda had a boyfriend.
397
00:22:24,523 --> 00:22:27,728
- How do you "kinda" have a boyfriend?
398
00:22:27,728 --> 00:22:29,968
- He was a total dick, so he didn't count,
399
00:22:29,968 --> 00:22:33,416
but I still felt weird about trying to end
400
00:22:33,416 --> 00:22:37,120
that relationship just
so I could be with her.
401
00:22:37,120 --> 00:22:39,453
- You're getting so complex.
402
00:22:40,297 --> 00:22:43,374
- I also really wanted to fuck her.
403
00:22:43,374 --> 00:22:46,202
- There's that punk rock honesty.
404
00:22:46,202 --> 00:22:49,035
(soft rock music)
405
00:22:55,026 --> 00:22:58,087
♫ One way streets and greasy drips
406
00:22:58,087 --> 00:23:00,587
♫ Fill the trip with anticipation
407
00:23:00,587 --> 00:23:02,576
- Do you have anything to drink?
408
00:23:02,576 --> 00:23:05,474
♫ Cautious calls during a busy fall
409
00:23:05,474 --> 00:23:08,614
♫ Through the all of pastimes
410
00:23:08,614 --> 00:23:09,657
- I'm sorry.
411
00:23:09,657 --> 00:23:11,852
- I have a boyfriend.
412
00:23:11,852 --> 00:23:13,446
- I know.
413
00:23:13,446 --> 00:23:14,279
I'm sorry.
414
00:23:16,685 --> 00:23:18,465
Just forget it.
415
00:23:18,465 --> 00:23:21,356
I'll get you a Sprite, okay.
416
00:23:21,356 --> 00:23:25,523
♫ Lost pets, man it's
good to hear your voice
417
00:23:34,693 --> 00:23:36,255
- I was so convinced that the door was
418
00:23:36,255 --> 00:23:37,478
gonna open and your roommate was
419
00:23:37,478 --> 00:23:40,228
gonna be standing there in shock.
420
00:23:44,885 --> 00:23:45,802
I love you.
421
00:23:46,719 --> 00:23:47,886
Get over here.
422
00:23:52,470 --> 00:23:54,548
- I've loved you for such a long time,
423
00:23:54,548 --> 00:23:57,465
but are you sure you wanna do this?
424
00:23:59,730 --> 00:24:03,131
I just don't want you to
feel bad about this later.
425
00:24:03,131 --> 00:24:04,130
- Stop it.
426
00:24:04,130 --> 00:24:06,371
- Just tell me this is what you wanna do.
427
00:24:06,371 --> 00:24:08,621
- I don't know what I want.
428
00:24:09,970 --> 00:24:12,887
I love you, but I have a boyfriend.
429
00:24:14,675 --> 00:24:16,675
I wanted to be with him.
430
00:24:17,628 --> 00:24:19,961
But now I wanna be with you.
431
00:24:24,447 --> 00:24:27,114
He doesn't even love me anymore.
432
00:24:30,054 --> 00:24:32,554
He tells me that all the time.
433
00:24:37,008 --> 00:24:38,142
(sobs) But when I'm with you I
434
00:24:38,142 --> 00:24:40,725
feel like I can actually be me.
435
00:24:41,822 --> 00:24:44,905
I don't have to be what my dad wants.
436
00:24:46,349 --> 00:24:48,182
Or my boyfriend wants.
437
00:24:50,479 --> 00:24:54,078
Everyone expects me to
be one way or another.
438
00:24:54,078 --> 00:24:55,495
I can't stand it.
439
00:24:56,346 --> 00:24:57,596
- Are you okay?
440
00:24:58,594 --> 00:24:59,761
- I should go.
441
00:25:02,770 --> 00:25:06,770
♫ Wise brain said so many times
442
00:25:11,199 --> 00:25:14,044
♫ Here's to hello ♫
443
00:25:14,044 --> 00:25:16,127
- You missed your moment.
444
00:25:17,759 --> 00:25:22,735
- I know, but I couldn't
do it if it wasn't right.
445
00:25:22,735 --> 00:25:25,874
- She wanted you to make
the decision for her.
446
00:25:25,874 --> 00:25:30,041
- Yeah, but she's smart
enough to do that for herself.
447
00:25:32,768 --> 00:25:35,088
- You're a good guy.
448
00:25:35,088 --> 00:25:35,921
- I guess.
449
00:25:38,625 --> 00:25:40,208
- So what happened?
450
00:25:41,190 --> 00:25:44,078
- She stopped talking to me.
451
00:25:44,078 --> 00:25:45,869
She broke up with her boyfriend,
452
00:25:45,869 --> 00:25:48,099
but she still won't talk to me.
453
00:25:48,099 --> 00:25:49,503
- She avoids you?
454
00:25:49,503 --> 00:25:52,166
- I guess I'm trying to help her avoid me.
455
00:25:52,166 --> 00:25:53,749
- I'm really sorry.
456
00:25:54,631 --> 00:25:57,953
She really bitched out on you.
457
00:25:57,953 --> 00:25:59,620
- She's not a bitch.
458
00:26:00,490 --> 00:26:02,192
She's the best friend I've ever had,
459
00:26:02,192 --> 00:26:06,337
I mean I guess she just doesn't want me.
460
00:26:06,337 --> 00:26:09,584
- She just likes that you want her?
461
00:26:09,584 --> 00:26:10,834
- I don't know.
462
00:26:11,840 --> 00:26:14,963
I don't like thinking about it.
463
00:26:14,963 --> 00:26:17,313
When that happened I got so sad,
464
00:26:17,313 --> 00:26:19,396
I mean really really sad.
465
00:26:22,145 --> 00:26:24,042
I've never in my life written so
466
00:26:24,042 --> 00:26:27,041
many songs as after all of that.
467
00:26:27,041 --> 00:26:28,426
Correction, I've never written
468
00:26:28,426 --> 00:26:31,495
so many good songs at once.
469
00:26:31,495 --> 00:26:35,978
But since, the world has
just been against me.
470
00:26:35,978 --> 00:26:40,858
(dramatic acoustic guitar music)
471
00:26:40,858 --> 00:26:42,286
- [Voiceover] Hey buddy!
472
00:26:42,286 --> 00:26:43,703
Look at the sign!
473
00:26:55,614 --> 00:26:58,197
What, can't you read the sign?!
474
00:27:08,326 --> 00:27:11,159
Hey pal, didn't you see the sign?!
475
00:27:18,593 --> 00:27:23,117
- You have a dark cloud
following you around.
476
00:27:23,117 --> 00:27:23,950
- Sure.
477
00:27:25,587 --> 00:27:26,670
I don't know.
478
00:27:30,245 --> 00:27:32,745
Maybe I need to take a risk.
479
00:27:32,745 --> 00:27:35,543
Do something unexpected.
480
00:27:35,543 --> 00:27:38,543
- I think that could be a good idea.
481
00:27:39,803 --> 00:27:41,553
- Life is for living.
482
00:27:42,609 --> 00:27:44,192
If I don't do my best to take what I
483
00:27:44,192 --> 00:27:47,692
want out of life, then I'm dead, you know?
484
00:27:53,341 --> 00:27:55,303
I need to go after her.
485
00:27:55,303 --> 00:27:56,470
One last time.
486
00:27:57,446 --> 00:28:00,634
I just can't let it end like this.
487
00:28:00,634 --> 00:28:02,506
I have an opportunity to love
488
00:28:02,506 --> 00:28:04,720
and I need to let her
know that I deserve it.
489
00:28:04,720 --> 00:28:07,644
- Why don't you just fuck me instead?
490
00:28:07,644 --> 00:28:10,369
- Love is what matters!
491
00:28:10,369 --> 00:28:11,766
It's the most important thing
492
00:28:11,766 --> 00:28:14,634
in this whole goddamn world.
493
00:28:14,634 --> 00:28:16,217
Love.
494
00:28:16,217 --> 00:28:18,967
It's the only thing that matters.
495
00:28:20,114 --> 00:28:21,193
That's all there is to it,
496
00:28:21,193 --> 00:28:24,165
I just have to go get her.
497
00:28:24,165 --> 00:28:25,245
If I don't, I'm gonna regret
498
00:28:25,245 --> 00:28:28,051
it for the rest of my life.
499
00:28:28,051 --> 00:28:30,051
Stop fucking doing that!
500
00:28:33,165 --> 00:28:33,998
- Wait.
501
00:28:34,935 --> 00:28:36,483
Why don't you want me?
502
00:28:36,483 --> 00:28:37,733
- I don't know.
503
00:28:38,634 --> 00:28:39,967
- No, seriously.
504
00:28:41,258 --> 00:28:43,091
Why don't you want me?
505
00:28:48,646 --> 00:28:50,162
- I think I only want women that
506
00:28:50,162 --> 00:28:52,495
are emotionally unavailable.
507
00:28:54,126 --> 00:28:56,513
- I couldn't love you.
508
00:28:56,513 --> 00:28:58,763
No matter how hard I tried.
509
00:29:02,260 --> 00:29:03,593
- I'll text you.
510
00:29:07,131 --> 00:29:08,946
♫ One, two, three, four
511
00:29:08,946 --> 00:29:11,918
♫ I don't wanna wait
512
00:29:11,918 --> 00:29:15,751
♫ For both feet in the ground
513
00:29:17,227 --> 00:29:20,521
♫ Or live to see the day
514
00:29:20,521 --> 00:29:24,271
♫ My heart showed itself out
515
00:29:25,892 --> 00:29:29,975
♫ So let's just move underground
516
00:29:34,251 --> 00:29:35,334
- I love you.
517
00:29:37,546 --> 00:29:39,379
I've always loved you.
518
00:29:40,388 --> 00:29:42,305
We need to be together.
519
00:29:43,140 --> 00:29:44,307
We deserve it.
520
00:29:46,398 --> 00:29:49,502
♫ We live to see the day
521
00:29:49,502 --> 00:29:54,091
♫ The heart showed itself out
522
00:29:54,091 --> 00:29:57,409
- You're always such a fucking bitch!
523
00:29:57,409 --> 00:30:00,409
(music intensifies)
524
00:30:05,438 --> 00:30:07,892
♫ And you won't have to wait ♫
525
00:30:07,892 --> 00:30:08,725
- Oh god!
526
00:30:41,719 --> 00:30:44,913
- Hear that thud, that's my new crud!
527
00:30:44,913 --> 00:30:47,145
So I can play the bass so I can,
528
00:30:47,145 --> 00:30:49,562
I can fucking fuck your face.
529
00:30:50,438 --> 00:30:53,964
♫ Hear me, hear me baby ♫
530
00:30:53,964 --> 00:30:55,881
- Fuck yeah, fuck yeah!
531
00:30:57,071 --> 00:30:59,451
Fucking, I need a pen.
532
00:30:59,451 --> 00:31:01,201
I need a fucking pen.
533
00:31:03,716 --> 00:31:04,549
Fuck it.
534
00:31:09,480 --> 00:31:10,313
Fuck.
535
00:31:12,864 --> 00:31:13,864
Garbage day.
536
00:31:29,334 --> 00:31:32,278
It's just gone, my garbage bin vanished.
537
00:31:32,278 --> 00:31:33,141
- [Cindy] Where?
538
00:31:33,141 --> 00:31:34,051
- Well if I knew that, don't you
539
00:31:34,051 --> 00:31:35,533
think I'd just go get it?
540
00:31:35,533 --> 00:31:36,798
- [Cindy] Well get a new one.
541
00:31:36,798 --> 00:31:38,486
- I want to, but the last one came
542
00:31:38,486 --> 00:31:40,735
with the house, can I just buy one?
543
00:31:40,735 --> 00:31:42,383
I feel like the city assigns them.
544
00:31:42,383 --> 00:31:43,633
- [Cindy] Then call the city.
545
00:31:43,633 --> 00:31:45,506
I don't know, I'm your ex-girlfriend,
546
00:31:45,506 --> 00:31:47,232
what do you want from me?
547
00:31:47,232 --> 00:31:48,611
- I'm sorry.
548
00:31:48,611 --> 00:31:49,444
I'm sorry.
549
00:31:50,642 --> 00:31:52,401
Happy birthday.
550
00:31:52,401 --> 00:31:53,234
All right.
551
00:31:54,130 --> 00:31:54,963
Bye.
552
00:32:03,067 --> 00:32:05,245
(rock music)
553
00:32:05,245 --> 00:32:07,556
♫ Watching you, watching me
from the back of the crowd
554
00:32:07,556 --> 00:32:08,798
♫ You wanna storm out of the room
555
00:32:08,798 --> 00:32:10,166
♫ Instead you stand at your ground
556
00:32:10,166 --> 00:32:12,460
♫ I see your eyes paralyzed,
every person around
557
00:32:12,460 --> 00:32:14,917
♫ It's pretty obvious that
later on it's gonna go down
558
00:32:14,917 --> 00:32:17,375
♫ I don't know, I don't
know what you want me to say
559
00:32:17,375 --> 00:32:19,773
♫ It's doesn't matter
'cause I never listen anyway
560
00:32:19,773 --> 00:32:22,529
♫ You turn it up, tie me down
'cause you want me to stay
561
00:32:22,529 --> 00:32:26,395
♫ You just (mumbles) the thing
that's gonna push me away
562
00:32:26,395 --> 00:32:30,478
♫ You knew exactly what this was
563
00:32:31,920 --> 00:32:36,575
♫ You're just a phase
(mumbles) just because
564
00:32:36,575 --> 00:32:40,742
♫ You just don't fit into my world
565
00:32:41,912 --> 00:32:44,765
♫ Get it through your head ♫
566
00:32:44,765 --> 00:32:47,006
- I'm sorry, what?
567
00:32:47,006 --> 00:32:50,082
- Have you ever read the bible?
568
00:32:50,082 --> 00:32:50,915
- Oooh.
569
00:32:51,931 --> 00:32:54,348
(rock music)
570
00:33:03,865 --> 00:33:05,282
- Can I help you?
571
00:33:06,364 --> 00:33:07,679
- I'm sorry, what?
572
00:33:07,679 --> 00:33:09,096
- Can I help you?
573
00:33:10,827 --> 00:33:11,744
- Oh, yeah.
574
00:33:13,335 --> 00:33:15,451
Yeah, hi, my name's Bruce Kolakowski,
575
00:33:15,451 --> 00:33:17,243
my garbage bin went missing.
576
00:33:17,243 --> 00:33:18,512
- Missing?
577
00:33:18,512 --> 00:33:20,222
Well what happened?
578
00:33:20,222 --> 00:33:22,436
- I don't know, it's
just not there anymore.
579
00:33:22,436 --> 00:33:24,073
- Did you look for it?
580
00:33:24,073 --> 00:33:25,073
- Yes I did.
581
00:33:26,530 --> 00:33:28,222
- You'll need to file a report with
582
00:33:28,222 --> 00:33:30,849
the police department across the street.
583
00:33:30,849 --> 00:33:32,018
- Oh no, I don't wanna report it
584
00:33:32,018 --> 00:33:34,077
missing, I just wanted a new one.
585
00:33:34,077 --> 00:33:36,012
- Then get a new one.
586
00:33:36,012 --> 00:33:37,417
- Oh, well I thought maybe they were
587
00:33:37,417 --> 00:33:39,308
made by the city since they're all
588
00:33:39,308 --> 00:33:40,637
the same make and they have those
589
00:33:40,637 --> 00:33:43,283
same numbers stenciled on them.
590
00:33:43,283 --> 00:33:46,739
- No, they're standard trash bins.
591
00:33:46,739 --> 00:33:48,117
- Where can I get one?
592
00:33:48,117 --> 00:33:49,826
- I am not your mother, you do not
593
00:33:49,826 --> 00:33:52,316
know how to buy a garbage bin?
594
00:33:52,316 --> 00:33:54,692
- Every place I've ever
lived came with one.
595
00:33:54,692 --> 00:33:57,420
I'm sorry one human being
asked another a question!
596
00:33:57,420 --> 00:33:59,947
- Is there anything else
I can help you with?
597
00:33:59,947 --> 00:34:01,308
- No, just keep growing that fat
598
00:34:01,308 --> 00:34:03,777
ass of yours behind that desk!
599
00:34:03,777 --> 00:34:04,944
Fucking bitch.
600
00:34:07,452 --> 00:34:09,998
- Yeah, and you know, my garbage
601
00:34:09,998 --> 00:34:12,415
is in there, so there's that.
602
00:34:13,717 --> 00:34:15,927
- What is that thing you're wearing?
603
00:34:15,927 --> 00:34:17,386
- What thing?
604
00:34:17,386 --> 00:34:18,690
- Bullshit what thing.
605
00:34:18,690 --> 00:34:20,373
The "It's not rape if I make over
606
00:34:20,373 --> 00:34:22,587
"six figures a year" hat.
607
00:34:22,587 --> 00:34:24,809
- It's called a cabbie hat.
608
00:34:24,809 --> 00:34:26,410
- It's called a "I tell people I voted
609
00:34:26,410 --> 00:34:29,831
"for Barack Obama, but
I didn't actually" hat.
610
00:34:29,831 --> 00:34:31,111
- Fuck you.
611
00:34:31,111 --> 00:34:32,386
- No no, I just mean what's it
612
00:34:32,386 --> 00:34:35,292
like to wear 9/11 on your head?
613
00:34:35,292 --> 00:34:36,282
Because I look at that and all
614
00:34:36,282 --> 00:34:37,947
I see is 3,000 people dying and
615
00:34:37,947 --> 00:34:40,530
then a bunch of pointless wars.
616
00:34:43,337 --> 00:34:44,765
So are you stoked or what?
617
00:34:44,765 --> 00:34:46,702
- I was fucking born stoked.
618
00:34:46,702 --> 00:34:47,699
You know what, this is the gig we've
619
00:34:47,699 --> 00:34:50,059
been waiting since We've started playing.
620
00:34:50,059 --> 00:34:51,344
Hit it.
621
00:34:51,344 --> 00:34:52,677
- I'm good, man.
622
00:34:55,051 --> 00:34:56,723
- How do you get internet here?
623
00:34:56,723 --> 00:35:00,241
- Your neighbor's wireless,
the password was...
624
00:35:00,241 --> 00:35:01,324
It was one...
625
00:35:02,601 --> 00:35:03,434
Two...
626
00:35:05,372 --> 00:35:06,205
Three...
627
00:35:07,702 --> 00:35:08,535
Four...
628
00:35:09,907 --> 00:35:10,740
Five...
629
00:35:12,543 --> 00:35:13,376
Six...
630
00:35:14,873 --> 00:35:16,169
Seven, yeah, one, two, three,
631
00:35:16,169 --> 00:35:18,131
four, five, six, seven, that's it.
632
00:35:18,131 --> 00:35:20,344
- Dude, Google my band.
633
00:35:20,344 --> 00:35:21,594
- The Enragers.
634
00:35:24,187 --> 00:35:25,662
You're not coming up.
635
00:35:25,662 --> 00:35:27,829
- Try adding Dayton, Ohio.
636
00:35:30,600 --> 00:35:31,989
- Oh there you go, I got your
637
00:35:31,989 --> 00:35:34,572
Myspace and your Facebook page.
638
00:35:35,425 --> 00:35:36,749
- Fuck that.
639
00:35:36,749 --> 00:35:38,224
Google me.
640
00:35:38,224 --> 00:35:39,806
- All right.
641
00:35:39,806 --> 00:35:41,489
Bruce Kolakowski.
642
00:35:41,489 --> 00:35:42,569
- Yeah, Kolakowski.
643
00:35:42,569 --> 00:35:43,784
- I got it, I got it, Jesus,
644
00:35:43,784 --> 00:35:44,829
if I wanted to take orders from
645
00:35:44,829 --> 00:35:46,826
a Polack I would...
646
00:35:46,826 --> 00:35:48,087
Well no, no one's ever taken
647
00:35:48,087 --> 00:35:50,487
orders from a Polack before.
648
00:35:50,487 --> 00:35:51,864
Oh I got you.
649
00:35:51,864 --> 00:35:53,031
Facebook page.
650
00:35:54,790 --> 00:35:56,464
A review of one of your shows.
651
00:35:56,464 --> 00:35:57,297
- No shit?
652
00:35:57,297 --> 00:35:58,130
Click it.
653
00:36:01,874 --> 00:36:02,813
- Here we go.
654
00:36:02,813 --> 00:36:04,388
Bruce Kolakowski dutifully lays
655
00:36:04,388 --> 00:36:06,772
out hard and consistently
powerful baselines.
656
00:36:06,772 --> 00:36:07,605
Not bad man.
657
00:36:07,605 --> 00:36:08,605
- Hell yeah.
658
00:36:10,022 --> 00:36:12,560
- (laughs) Oh man, you'll love this.
659
00:36:12,560 --> 00:36:13,560
You're dead.
660
00:36:15,401 --> 00:36:16,635
Yeah, I found an obituary for
661
00:36:16,635 --> 00:36:18,760
a Bruce Kolakowski right here.
662
00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:20,603
I think it's a pretty rare name.
663
00:36:20,603 --> 00:36:21,523
- Let me see that.
664
00:36:21,523 --> 00:36:22,440
- Sure man.
665
00:36:30,706 --> 00:36:32,635
What's wrong, man?
666
00:36:32,635 --> 00:36:35,218
- I was named after my grandpa.
667
00:36:36,088 --> 00:36:36,921
He's dead.
668
00:36:40,669 --> 00:36:42,932
- When did he die?
669
00:36:42,932 --> 00:36:44,438
- Four months ago apparently.
670
00:36:44,438 --> 00:36:46,617
- You didn't know?
671
00:36:46,617 --> 00:36:48,552
- No one told me.
672
00:36:48,552 --> 00:36:50,935
- Shit, that's awful man.
673
00:36:50,935 --> 00:36:52,302
- It's my fucking dad!
674
00:36:52,302 --> 00:36:53,896
- Your dad didn't tell you?
675
00:36:53,896 --> 00:36:55,987
- I haven't talked to him in years.
676
00:36:55,987 --> 00:36:59,104
He should've called me,
he lives in Rhode Island.
677
00:36:59,104 --> 00:37:01,521
- Is there anything I can do?
678
00:37:02,911 --> 00:37:03,744
- No.
679
00:37:05,772 --> 00:37:09,272
You should probably go, it's getting late.
680
00:37:10,145 --> 00:37:12,304
- Are you sure you're okay man?
681
00:37:12,304 --> 00:37:14,735
'Cause I can make some more jokes
682
00:37:14,735 --> 00:37:18,152
about the Holocaust 'cause you're Polish.
683
00:37:19,808 --> 00:37:21,322
- [Bruce] Nah, I'm all right.
684
00:37:21,322 --> 00:37:23,122
- You're positive?
685
00:37:23,122 --> 00:37:23,955
- Yeah.
686
00:37:27,920 --> 00:37:30,337
(rock music)
687
00:37:50,362 --> 00:37:52,026
♫ Well I was born a nobody
688
00:37:52,026 --> 00:37:53,384
♫ I have no money and I have
689
00:37:53,384 --> 00:37:55,598
♫ Nothing left to say to you
690
00:37:55,598 --> 00:37:57,042
♫ See I was born with a conscience
691
00:37:57,042 --> 00:37:58,477
♫ Died with a vengeance
692
00:37:58,477 --> 00:38:01,093
♫ I spent my life paying these dues
693
00:38:01,093 --> 00:38:02,571
♫ I need to buy (mumbles)
694
00:38:02,571 --> 00:38:03,823
♫ I'm gonna tear some shit
695
00:38:03,823 --> 00:38:06,468
♫ I'm about to light up the midnight sky
696
00:38:06,468 --> 00:38:07,862
♫ So fire it up, fire it up
697
00:38:07,862 --> 00:38:09,149
♫ Until you can't get enough
698
00:38:09,149 --> 00:38:11,991
♫ And then boom baby, let them fly
699
00:38:11,991 --> 00:38:13,261
♫ Let them burn, let them burn
700
00:38:13,261 --> 00:38:15,624
♫ Send them up in flames
701
00:38:15,624 --> 00:38:17,996
♫ We're kicking ass, taking names
702
00:38:17,996 --> 00:38:20,149
♫ Don't need to fence the wind and fire
703
00:38:20,149 --> 00:38:24,316
♫ We're about to decorate
them with dynamite ♫
704
00:38:26,123 --> 00:38:27,330
- Cindy?
705
00:38:27,330 --> 00:38:29,463
- [Cindy] Bruce, are you there?
706
00:38:29,463 --> 00:38:32,546
- My grandpa died and nobody told me.
707
00:38:34,203 --> 00:38:36,203
I don't know what to do.
708
00:38:43,581 --> 00:38:45,414
- I'm so sorry, Bruce.
709
00:38:46,990 --> 00:38:50,375
- I just, I don't know what to do.
710
00:38:50,375 --> 00:38:52,625
I don't know what to think.
711
00:38:53,677 --> 00:38:55,008
- It's gonna be okay.
712
00:38:55,008 --> 00:38:56,258
- No it is not!
713
00:38:57,698 --> 00:38:59,803
What's he's gonna fucking do, wake up?!
714
00:38:59,803 --> 00:39:01,610
He's fucking gone!
715
00:39:01,610 --> 00:39:02,443
Forever!
716
00:39:03,800 --> 00:39:06,075
- I know what it's like.
717
00:39:06,075 --> 00:39:07,299
When my uncle died--
718
00:39:07,299 --> 00:39:08,344
- I don't care!
719
00:39:08,344 --> 00:39:10,171
I don't care!
720
00:39:10,171 --> 00:39:14,794
It doesn't fucking help,
it just makes it worse!
721
00:39:14,794 --> 00:39:17,248
- Well I wish I knew what to say.
722
00:39:17,248 --> 00:39:19,357
It's gonna be okay.
723
00:39:19,357 --> 00:39:22,024
- [Bruce] It's fucking bullshit!
724
00:39:24,098 --> 00:39:28,265
- (sobs) It's gonna be okay, okay?
725
00:39:59,775 --> 00:40:00,858
Good morning.
726
00:40:03,096 --> 00:40:04,346
- Good morning.
727
00:40:06,559 --> 00:40:07,809
- Are you okay?
728
00:40:11,013 --> 00:40:12,513
- Better, I guess.
729
00:40:16,243 --> 00:40:19,326
- What are you gonna do today, Bruce?
730
00:40:23,135 --> 00:40:25,124
- I'm gonna pack up
some t-shirts and pants
731
00:40:25,124 --> 00:40:27,861
and throw them in the back of my car.
732
00:40:27,861 --> 00:40:32,168
Then I'm gonna drive over to Rhode Island.
733
00:40:32,168 --> 00:40:33,727
- What for?
734
00:40:33,727 --> 00:40:36,477
- To kick the shit out of my dad.
735
00:40:37,937 --> 00:40:39,223
- Don't be so dramatic.
736
00:40:39,223 --> 00:40:40,798
- I'm not being dramatic.
737
00:40:40,798 --> 00:40:42,317
I'm gonna fucking kill him.
738
00:40:42,317 --> 00:40:43,819
I'm gonna make a crowbar and duct tape
739
00:40:43,819 --> 00:40:46,374
stop in Pennsylvania on the way there.
740
00:40:46,374 --> 00:40:48,652
- Look, if you need to
confront your father
741
00:40:48,652 --> 00:40:52,152
then do it, but just think about it, okay?
742
00:40:53,931 --> 00:40:55,348
- I have, thanks.
743
00:40:58,018 --> 00:41:00,185
- Well I better get going.
744
00:41:02,058 --> 00:41:03,405
- Hey.
745
00:41:03,405 --> 00:41:04,631
- Yeah?
746
00:41:04,631 --> 00:41:06,395
- Just so you know, we're not
747
00:41:06,395 --> 00:41:09,453
getting back together or anything, okay?
748
00:41:09,453 --> 00:41:10,953
- Are you kidding?
749
00:41:13,296 --> 00:41:14,296
Okay, Bruce.
750
00:41:15,571 --> 00:41:17,988
Call me if you need anything.
751
00:41:30,719 --> 00:41:32,696
(tires screech)
752
00:41:32,696 --> 00:41:35,513
- Keep your eye on the road.
753
00:41:35,513 --> 00:41:38,096
(radio tuning)
754
00:41:39,140 --> 00:41:40,625
- [Voiceover] Now as a country,
755
00:41:40,625 --> 00:41:42,809
we've simply lost our way.
756
00:41:42,809 --> 00:41:44,206
Morality has taken a backseat
757
00:41:44,206 --> 00:41:46,508
to greed and Protestant churches,
758
00:41:46,508 --> 00:41:49,217
but we have to move
beyond this and remember
759
00:41:49,217 --> 00:41:52,537
what is truly important in our lives.
760
00:41:52,537 --> 00:41:54,175
If we lose sight of our devotion
761
00:41:54,175 --> 00:41:57,934
to Satan, how will our lives end up?
762
00:41:57,934 --> 00:42:00,248
- New Jersey's weird.
763
00:42:00,248 --> 00:42:01,981
- [Voiceover] Reptilians of the Earth,
764
00:42:01,981 --> 00:42:03,467
we have to unite and stop the
765
00:42:03,467 --> 00:42:05,670
slander of our good name.
766
00:42:05,670 --> 00:42:07,577
We are the illuminator, we are the
767
00:42:07,577 --> 00:42:09,910
direst descendants of the Lord.
768
00:42:09,910 --> 00:42:11,304
We have to maintain our hidden
769
00:42:11,304 --> 00:42:14,264
agenda to keep the Earth on our track.
770
00:42:14,264 --> 00:42:15,650
First Pearl Harbor destroyed the
771
00:42:15,650 --> 00:42:17,884
Japanese threat, then 9/11 was our
772
00:42:17,884 --> 00:42:20,769
protest to the cancellation
of Ally McBeal.
773
00:42:20,769 --> 00:42:22,020
- What the hell?
774
00:42:22,020 --> 00:42:25,061
- [Voiceover] Don't fear,
we are the ones in control.
775
00:42:25,061 --> 00:42:27,256
The old cynicism is gone.
776
00:42:27,256 --> 00:42:29,238
We will move forward.
777
00:42:29,238 --> 00:42:31,377
Remember to get out there and vote too.
778
00:42:31,377 --> 00:42:33,931
Vote for whoever you
want, it doesn't matter.
779
00:42:33,931 --> 00:42:34,764
Just vote.
780
00:42:36,578 --> 00:42:38,621
- Oh shit, I'm asleep!
781
00:42:38,621 --> 00:42:39,980
(tires screech)
782
00:42:39,980 --> 00:42:42,147
Oh shit, shit, shit, shit!
783
00:42:44,671 --> 00:42:46,396
- [Voiceover] So if you're some jagoff
784
00:42:46,396 --> 00:42:47,808
who would put your money on the
785
00:42:47,808 --> 00:42:51,558
Atlanta Hawks, then your
wife deserves lupus!
786
00:43:00,991 --> 00:43:03,013
(radio tunes)
787
00:43:03,013 --> 00:43:04,680
- What road is this?
788
00:43:10,761 --> 00:43:14,094
- [Voiceover] In 21.2 miles, turn right.
789
00:43:15,196 --> 00:43:16,946
- Okay, I'm on track.
790
00:43:18,033 --> 00:43:19,200
Let's do this.
791
00:43:24,367 --> 00:43:27,940
- [Voiceover] In 15 miles, lick my balls.
792
00:43:27,940 --> 00:43:29,739
- What the hell?
793
00:43:29,739 --> 00:43:31,797
- [Voiceover] Recalculating.
794
00:43:31,797 --> 00:43:33,964
In 14.5 miles, turn right.
795
00:43:36,019 --> 00:43:39,019
- All right, I got this, I got this.
796
00:43:40,276 --> 00:43:44,067
- [Voiceover] You smell
like (mumbles) tits.
797
00:43:44,067 --> 00:43:45,400
- What the hell?
798
00:43:48,099 --> 00:43:52,523
- [Voiceover] In four
miles, eat a bowl of dicks.
799
00:43:52,523 --> 00:43:53,587
- Oh shit!
800
00:43:53,587 --> 00:43:56,254
(tires screech)
801
00:44:05,293 --> 00:44:06,845
Truck stop.
802
00:44:06,845 --> 00:44:09,095
(car revs)
803
00:45:54,501 --> 00:45:55,334
- Bruce.
804
00:45:56,699 --> 00:45:59,199
- Yeah, it's me dad.
805
00:45:59,199 --> 00:46:01,342
- What are you doing here?
806
00:46:01,342 --> 00:46:02,842
- We need to talk.
807
00:46:05,138 --> 00:46:06,621
- All right.
808
00:46:06,621 --> 00:46:07,577
Come on in.
809
00:46:07,577 --> 00:46:10,014
- I'd prefer we talk outside.
810
00:46:10,014 --> 00:46:12,147
- Come on, come on inside.
811
00:46:12,147 --> 00:46:14,814
- Dad, I prefer we talk outside.
812
00:46:17,259 --> 00:46:18,796
- All right.
813
00:46:18,796 --> 00:46:20,629
Just give me a minute.
814
00:47:23,103 --> 00:47:24,631
- What is this?
815
00:47:24,631 --> 00:47:25,714
- Take a sip.
816
00:47:30,149 --> 00:47:31,794
- Coffee milk?
817
00:47:31,794 --> 00:47:35,331
- Thought you'd might
like a taste of home.
818
00:47:35,331 --> 00:47:37,076
When you were a little boy your mother
819
00:47:37,076 --> 00:47:40,576
used to put coffee milk in your sippy cup.
820
00:47:43,825 --> 00:47:45,273
You'd pitch a fit every time after
821
00:47:45,273 --> 00:47:47,641
that when we'd put regular in.
822
00:47:47,641 --> 00:47:49,115
You weren't having it.
823
00:47:49,115 --> 00:47:51,032
Made you hyper as hell.
824
00:47:52,130 --> 00:47:53,972
- It's been eight years, dad.
825
00:47:53,972 --> 00:47:55,586
- I know.
826
00:47:55,586 --> 00:47:56,419
- Do you?
827
00:47:57,385 --> 00:47:58,218
- Bruce--
828
00:47:58,218 --> 00:47:59,366
- You stopped talking to me the
829
00:47:59,366 --> 00:48:00,822
day child support ended.
830
00:48:00,822 --> 00:48:02,621
- That isn't true.
831
00:48:02,621 --> 00:48:05,500
- You're right, it was
the Christmas before that.
832
00:48:05,500 --> 00:48:07,452
- You didn't wanna talk to me.
833
00:48:07,452 --> 00:48:10,009
- Grandpa fucking died
and you didn't tell me.
834
00:48:10,009 --> 00:48:11,692
- You've been so busy with your life,
835
00:48:11,692 --> 00:48:16,313
I figured if you wanted
to talk to me you'd call.
836
00:48:16,313 --> 00:48:17,841
You never made much of an effort
837
00:48:17,841 --> 00:48:20,453
to talk to grandpa or me.
838
00:48:20,453 --> 00:48:24,401
- That is fucking
bullshit and you know it.
839
00:48:24,401 --> 00:48:27,497
I was a fucking kid and
you were a grown man.
840
00:48:27,497 --> 00:48:30,646
You could've been the bigger
person and reached out.
841
00:48:30,646 --> 00:48:32,492
I didn't even know he was fucking sick.
842
00:48:32,492 --> 00:48:33,904
I could've helped.
843
00:48:33,904 --> 00:48:34,737
- Now--
844
00:48:34,737 --> 00:48:36,654
- I lived an hour away.
845
00:48:37,747 --> 00:48:39,760
I could've made sure he knew I loved him.
846
00:48:39,760 --> 00:48:40,974
That I cared.
847
00:48:40,974 --> 00:48:42,155
I could've been there for him like
848
00:48:42,155 --> 00:48:44,144
you fucking assholes weren't for me.
849
00:48:44,144 --> 00:48:45,908
'Cause I loved him and
you didn't give a shit!
850
00:48:45,908 --> 00:48:50,468
- Look, I'm sorry, I don't
know what to tell you.
851
00:48:50,468 --> 00:48:53,796
- Why'd you take your
petty bullshit so far?
852
00:48:53,796 --> 00:48:56,180
Now he's gone for good.
853
00:48:56,180 --> 00:48:59,333
- I am sorry, I don't
know what to tell you.
854
00:48:59,333 --> 00:49:03,695
I couldn't support you
in the way you wanted.
855
00:49:03,695 --> 00:49:06,179
All I wanted was a son who could go out
856
00:49:06,179 --> 00:49:10,832
into the real world ready
to add something to it.
857
00:49:10,832 --> 00:49:13,060
To make me proud.
858
00:49:13,060 --> 00:49:15,139
You think it was easy for me?
859
00:49:15,139 --> 00:49:19,097
To let my oldest son
just go out of my life?
860
00:49:19,097 --> 00:49:20,970
I had to do it so that we
861
00:49:20,970 --> 00:49:23,637
wouldn't ruin both of our lives.
862
00:49:24,472 --> 00:49:26,889
It hurt every day, but I knew
863
00:49:27,782 --> 00:49:30,199
it was the right thing to do.
864
00:49:32,193 --> 00:49:34,027
That's what I tell myself.
865
00:49:34,027 --> 00:49:35,954
- I wanted to play fucking bass.
866
00:49:35,954 --> 00:49:38,544
Stalin's dad fucking stuck around.
867
00:49:38,544 --> 00:49:40,117
I just wanted to make music.
868
00:49:40,117 --> 00:49:42,099
- You're not being realistic.
869
00:49:42,099 --> 00:49:44,294
- I'm a man now, my life is mine,
870
00:49:44,294 --> 00:49:46,526
but you decided to go
off and make new kids
871
00:49:46,526 --> 00:49:48,423
hoping maybe you'd get it right this time.
872
00:49:48,423 --> 00:49:49,909
Well fuck that, I can't ignore you,
873
00:49:49,909 --> 00:49:51,438
you're my dad, I get two parents
874
00:49:51,438 --> 00:49:52,971
on this Earth and that's it.
875
00:49:52,971 --> 00:49:55,497
- Look, I don't know what to tell you.
876
00:49:55,497 --> 00:49:57,387
- Tell me anything.
877
00:49:57,387 --> 00:49:58,519
Say something!
878
00:49:58,519 --> 00:50:00,021
Tell me anything!
879
00:50:00,021 --> 00:50:02,857
Make it better, you fucking faggot!
880
00:50:02,857 --> 00:50:03,690
- I can't.
881
00:50:04,611 --> 00:50:05,944
- Then fuck you!
882
00:50:07,022 --> 00:50:10,439
You're not worth the shit you're made of!
883
00:50:17,497 --> 00:50:18,666
- Bruce.
884
00:50:18,666 --> 00:50:21,502
- I hope that cancer runs in our family!
885
00:50:21,502 --> 00:50:23,529
It can kill you and then it can kill me
886
00:50:23,529 --> 00:50:26,818
and then it can kill
all your fucking kids!
887
00:50:26,818 --> 00:50:30,042
Then the shit we're made of
will finally fucking die!
888
00:50:30,042 --> 00:50:32,752
- You are out of fucking line!
889
00:50:32,752 --> 00:50:33,669
- Fuck you!
890
00:50:34,883 --> 00:50:36,966
Die, you fucking asshole!
891
00:50:49,682 --> 00:50:52,321
♫ Lights out
892
00:50:52,321 --> 00:50:56,488
♫ I don't know what it was, but it was
893
00:51:08,256 --> 00:51:09,975
- What'll it be?
894
00:51:09,975 --> 00:51:11,793
- Three shots of Jag.
895
00:51:11,793 --> 00:51:14,543
- Three shots of Jag, you got it.
896
00:51:17,432 --> 00:51:18,265
Tough day?
897
00:51:20,133 --> 00:51:21,716
- You can say that.
898
00:51:23,300 --> 00:51:24,882
- Hence the three shots of Jag.
899
00:51:24,882 --> 00:51:26,299
- Just pour them.
900
00:51:28,976 --> 00:51:31,937
♫ He runs down the stairs
while (mumbles) the hallway
901
00:51:31,937 --> 00:51:35,437
♫ The advantages are his
902
00:51:40,729 --> 00:51:43,356
♫ Lights out
903
00:51:43,356 --> 00:51:47,523
♫ I don't know what it was, but it was ♫
904
00:51:51,823 --> 00:51:52,823
- Excuse me.
905
00:51:54,335 --> 00:51:55,168
- Yeah?
906
00:51:57,528 --> 00:52:00,148
- How many dicks have you sucked today?
907
00:52:00,148 --> 00:52:01,660
- What, brother?
908
00:52:01,660 --> 00:52:02,577
- I said...
909
00:52:07,306 --> 00:52:08,431
How many dicks have you sucked
910
00:52:08,431 --> 00:52:10,348
today, you dumb faggot?
911
00:52:19,199 --> 00:52:22,532
- Hey hey hey hey, break it the fuck up!
912
00:52:25,568 --> 00:52:28,151
Jesus Christ, did you kill him?
913
00:52:29,940 --> 00:52:33,190
(upbeat ukulele music)
914
00:52:55,999 --> 00:52:57,682
- Where are we?
915
00:52:57,682 --> 00:53:00,112
- We're almost back in
town, 20 minutes tops.
916
00:53:00,112 --> 00:53:01,479
- Why the hell did my aunt wanna get
917
00:53:01,479 --> 00:53:03,917
married two hours from Dayton?
918
00:53:03,917 --> 00:53:05,906
It's so stupid!
919
00:53:05,906 --> 00:53:08,777
- Is it, is it pulling to the left?
920
00:53:08,777 --> 00:53:09,610
- No.
921
00:53:10,612 --> 00:53:12,359
- [Bill] It was a really nice place.
922
00:53:12,359 --> 00:53:16,091
- Yeah, for some bullshit marriage.
923
00:53:16,091 --> 00:53:19,644
- Maybe you should drink
a little more water.
924
00:53:19,644 --> 00:53:20,477
- Okay.
925
00:53:27,852 --> 00:53:30,588
I really appreciate you
driving me back tonight.
926
00:53:30,588 --> 00:53:32,145
- No problem.
927
00:53:32,145 --> 00:53:33,808
- You're a good friend.
928
00:53:33,808 --> 00:53:35,418
Really you are.
929
00:53:35,418 --> 00:53:37,082
You're always there for me.
930
00:53:37,082 --> 00:53:38,684
I appreciate you.
931
00:53:38,684 --> 00:53:41,975
- No problem, you'll be
home in bed in 20 minutes.
932
00:53:41,975 --> 00:53:44,575
- Fuck, I don't wanna go home.
933
00:53:44,575 --> 00:53:46,239
- Why, what's wrong?
934
00:53:46,239 --> 00:53:48,670
- I don't wanna be home alone tonight.
935
00:53:48,670 --> 00:53:50,307
Can you take me to Marty's?
936
00:53:50,307 --> 00:53:51,727
- You mean Aaron's.
937
00:53:51,727 --> 00:53:54,366
- No, I don't wanna deal with his crap.
938
00:53:54,366 --> 00:53:56,200
(laughing)
939
00:53:56,200 --> 00:53:57,864
- You want me to drop you off at some
940
00:53:57,864 --> 00:54:01,023
dude's house and he isn't
even your boyfriend?
941
00:54:01,023 --> 00:54:03,508
While you're piss drunk?
942
00:54:03,508 --> 00:54:06,425
- Fine, just take me to your place.
943
00:54:08,348 --> 00:54:11,015
I have to piss like a racehorse.
944
00:54:28,269 --> 00:54:32,186
Hey, do you have anything
to drink around here?
945
00:54:33,670 --> 00:54:35,503
- For you, just water.
946
00:54:37,997 --> 00:54:38,997
- Fine, dad.
947
00:54:41,848 --> 00:54:43,693
- How you feeling?
948
00:54:43,693 --> 00:54:45,214
- Like shit.
949
00:54:45,214 --> 00:54:46,518
I've been stressing out over this
950
00:54:46,518 --> 00:54:48,581
wedding for about a week now.
951
00:54:48,581 --> 00:54:51,143
- It's over now, breathe deep.
952
00:54:51,143 --> 00:54:52,377
- You're always looking out for
953
00:54:52,377 --> 00:54:55,024
me, I really appreciate it.
954
00:54:55,024 --> 00:54:55,857
- I know.
955
00:54:56,956 --> 00:55:00,706
- So do you think you
can take me to Marty's?
956
00:55:01,897 --> 00:55:04,397
- Who the hell is Marty?
957
00:55:04,397 --> 00:55:06,467
- He's a friend I met from work.
958
00:55:06,467 --> 00:55:07,834
He's really nice.
959
00:55:07,834 --> 00:55:09,807
- A friend you made at work who
960
00:55:09,807 --> 00:55:11,119
you wanna visit in the middle of the
961
00:55:11,119 --> 00:55:13,612
night while you're drunk off your ass?
962
00:55:13,612 --> 00:55:14,945
- I'm on my ass.
963
00:55:16,239 --> 00:55:18,155
I know it sounds bad, I just,
964
00:55:18,155 --> 00:55:20,279
I really wanna see him.
965
00:55:20,279 --> 00:55:22,744
- How do you think your
boyfriend will feel about that?
966
00:55:22,744 --> 00:55:23,951
- How does he feel about anything,
967
00:55:23,951 --> 00:55:26,235
he'd just grunt or something.
968
00:55:26,235 --> 00:55:28,541
I don't know, I like him most of the time,
969
00:55:28,541 --> 00:55:32,004
it's just lately he's a drain on me.
970
00:55:32,004 --> 00:55:34,334
- You kids always have
things so complicated.
971
00:55:34,334 --> 00:55:36,250
I don't get it.
972
00:55:36,250 --> 00:55:38,831
- You act like you're 50 and I'm 16.
973
00:55:38,831 --> 00:55:41,668
The age difference just isn't that great.
974
00:55:41,668 --> 00:55:44,605
- Yeah, I said that
when I was your age too.
975
00:55:44,605 --> 00:55:47,950
Really stings to say that
without a sense of irony.
976
00:55:47,950 --> 00:55:49,355
- Just quit it.
977
00:55:49,355 --> 00:55:51,623
- When I wake up, my back, just this
978
00:55:51,623 --> 00:55:53,701
herniated disk just stings me
979
00:55:53,701 --> 00:55:55,853
all the way to my bone.
980
00:55:55,853 --> 00:55:57,912
The kids, this music today, I don't
981
00:55:57,912 --> 00:56:00,579
get you kids and I'm dehydrated.
982
00:56:06,577 --> 00:56:08,036
What 'cha doing there?
983
00:56:08,036 --> 00:56:09,323
- I have this song and I want
984
00:56:09,323 --> 00:56:10,853
you to listen to it, okay?
985
00:56:10,853 --> 00:56:11,686
- Okay.
986
00:56:12,570 --> 00:56:14,613
- It really means a lot to me,
987
00:56:14,613 --> 00:56:17,357
so I just want you to listen to it.
988
00:56:17,357 --> 00:56:18,190
- Okay.
989
00:56:19,560 --> 00:56:22,594
♫ A loyal blue shell
990
00:56:22,594 --> 00:56:26,489
♫ Disappears in the ocean
991
00:56:26,489 --> 00:56:28,648
- I just, I really love this song.
992
00:56:28,648 --> 00:56:30,170
You know?
993
00:56:30,170 --> 00:56:31,230
- I know.
994
00:56:31,230 --> 00:56:33,633
♫ Disappears in the sky
995
00:56:33,633 --> 00:56:35,235
- And it's so good I just,
996
00:56:35,235 --> 00:56:37,568
I need to share it with you.
997
00:56:38,528 --> 00:56:39,913
- Sounds good.
998
00:56:39,913 --> 00:56:42,019
♫ Only you and I
999
00:56:42,019 --> 00:56:45,519
- It's just, this is what I have to offer.
1000
00:56:47,771 --> 00:56:49,496
- [Bill] I like it, it sounds good.
1001
00:56:49,496 --> 00:56:50,329
- Me too!
1002
00:56:53,311 --> 00:56:56,082
- Sounds a little bit like Lenny's band.
1003
00:56:56,082 --> 00:56:57,746
- Yeah, I know, I tried telling
1004
00:56:57,746 --> 00:57:00,150
him, but he didn't seem interested.
1005
00:57:00,150 --> 00:57:02,092
He's never heard of them.
1006
00:57:02,092 --> 00:57:02,925
- They're good.
1007
00:57:02,925 --> 00:57:04,340
- I know, right?
1008
00:57:04,340 --> 00:57:05,891
I love them.
1009
00:57:05,891 --> 00:57:09,065
It really is the most I
have to offer to anyone.
1010
00:57:09,065 --> 00:57:10,605
- What do you mean by that?
1011
00:57:10,605 --> 00:57:12,745
- Well I discovered them and none
1012
00:57:12,745 --> 00:57:14,015
of my friends have heard of them,
1013
00:57:14,015 --> 00:57:17,129
so it's what I have to offer.
1014
00:57:17,129 --> 00:57:20,431
- You have more to offer
than some obscure band.
1015
00:57:20,431 --> 00:57:24,552
- Maybe, but this is what
really matters to me.
1016
00:57:24,552 --> 00:57:26,081
- All right.
1017
00:57:26,081 --> 00:57:27,474
- You're a great friend.
1018
00:57:27,474 --> 00:57:29,482
- I know, you keep telling me that.
1019
00:57:29,482 --> 00:57:31,263
- I'm sorry.
1020
00:57:31,263 --> 00:57:34,719
I'm not really that drunk, am I?
1021
00:57:34,719 --> 00:57:37,715
- I have never seen you this drunk.
1022
00:57:37,715 --> 00:57:39,355
- It can't be that bad.
1023
00:57:39,355 --> 00:57:41,022
- It's entertaining.
1024
00:57:42,303 --> 00:57:45,085
- Am I drooling on myself?
1025
00:57:45,085 --> 00:57:46,351
- No.
1026
00:57:46,351 --> 00:57:48,774
- Is my hair matted to
the side of my head?
1027
00:57:48,774 --> 00:57:49,726
- No.
1028
00:57:49,726 --> 00:57:52,094
- Is my makeup smearing,
do I look like a clown?
1029
00:57:52,094 --> 00:57:53,658
Am I scaring you?
1030
00:57:53,658 --> 00:57:54,846
- No.
1031
00:57:54,846 --> 00:57:56,447
You look beautiful.
1032
00:57:56,447 --> 00:57:57,709
You knew that.
1033
00:57:57,709 --> 00:57:59,161
- You're sweet.
1034
00:57:59,161 --> 00:58:00,507
- I'm honest.
1035
00:58:00,507 --> 00:58:02,422
- You always know what to say.
1036
00:58:02,422 --> 00:58:04,582
- Not when it matters.
1037
00:58:04,582 --> 00:58:06,552
- What do you mean?
1038
00:58:06,552 --> 00:58:09,719
- I mean that I really love this song.
1039
00:58:11,737 --> 00:58:15,070
(bass heavy rock music)
1040
00:58:19,452 --> 00:58:20,892
Hey, so I'm gonna do the stereotypical
1041
00:58:20,892 --> 00:58:22,548
friend thing and I'm gonna let you sleep
1042
00:58:22,548 --> 00:58:25,686
on my bed and I'm gonna
sleep on the couch.
1043
00:58:25,686 --> 00:58:27,486
- There is no way that I am letting
1044
00:58:27,486 --> 00:58:29,673
you sleep on this couch.
1045
00:58:29,673 --> 00:58:31,472
- Trust me, I've slept on it before,
1046
00:58:31,472 --> 00:58:34,676
many times, I might even feel nostalgic.
1047
00:58:34,676 --> 00:58:37,053
- Just share your bed with me.
1048
00:58:37,053 --> 00:58:38,340
- I don't think that's really a
1049
00:58:38,340 --> 00:58:40,796
great idea, I mean I don't think we'd fit.
1050
00:58:40,796 --> 00:58:43,018
- You have less body fat than I do.
1051
00:58:43,018 --> 00:58:44,786
- It just wouldn't be very comfortable.
1052
00:58:44,786 --> 00:58:47,619
- What, you don't like
to snuggle up in bed?
1053
00:58:47,619 --> 00:58:49,870
- I'm just very...
1054
00:58:49,870 --> 00:58:52,037
Adapted to sleeping alone.
1055
00:58:53,315 --> 00:58:55,735
- Now you're just making me sad.
1056
00:58:55,735 --> 00:58:58,277
- I mean I'm just used to having all the
1057
00:58:58,277 --> 00:59:01,189
space I can have and
not disturbing anyone.
1058
00:59:01,189 --> 00:59:02,883
- I promise I won't spread out
1059
00:59:02,883 --> 00:59:05,561
and take up all of your space.
1060
00:59:05,561 --> 00:59:07,496
- I'll be fine on the couch.
1061
00:59:07,496 --> 00:59:11,428
- You are being difficult
just to be difficult.
1062
00:59:11,428 --> 00:59:12,716
- I'm really not.
1063
00:59:12,716 --> 00:59:15,495
- Then hop into bed with me!
1064
00:59:15,495 --> 00:59:18,096
- I just prefer the couch.
1065
00:59:18,096 --> 00:59:20,093
- I don't fart a lot or anything.
1066
00:59:20,093 --> 00:59:21,246
- What?
1067
00:59:21,246 --> 00:59:22,945
- I'm not a gassy woman.
1068
00:59:22,945 --> 00:59:24,314
I'm not gonna stink up the bed
1069
00:59:24,314 --> 00:59:26,060
and keep you up all night.
1070
00:59:26,060 --> 00:59:27,670
Is that what you're worried about?
1071
00:59:27,670 --> 00:59:29,272
- No!
1072
00:59:29,272 --> 00:59:30,448
- Are you sure?
1073
00:59:30,448 --> 00:59:32,089
'Cause I seem to remember you telling
1074
00:59:32,089 --> 00:59:34,814
me that your wife was a night farter.
1075
00:59:34,814 --> 00:59:38,486
- I have never uttered
the term night farter.
1076
00:59:38,486 --> 00:59:40,402
- Well regardless, I'm not one,
1077
00:59:40,402 --> 00:59:44,137
so a bed with me shouldn't be a problem.
1078
00:59:44,137 --> 00:59:45,881
- It would be rude.
1079
00:59:45,881 --> 00:59:47,356
- Rude to who?
1080
00:59:47,356 --> 00:59:50,289
Rude is you arguing with
me this late at night.
1081
00:59:50,289 --> 00:59:51,911
- I'm sorry.
1082
00:59:51,911 --> 00:59:56,732
- Is sleeping in a bed with
me really that offensive?
1083
00:59:56,732 --> 00:59:57,565
- I guess.
1084
00:59:59,448 --> 01:00:00,732
- Fine.
1085
01:00:00,732 --> 01:00:02,063
Do you have anything I can sleep in?
1086
01:00:02,063 --> 01:00:03,827
This dress is really uncomfortable.
1087
01:00:03,827 --> 01:00:06,827
- Yeah yeah, yeah, sure, no problem.
1088
01:00:12,988 --> 01:00:16,238
(upbeat ukulele music)
1089
01:00:52,069 --> 01:00:52,902
You okay?
1090
01:00:54,012 --> 01:00:55,734
Did you fall in?
1091
01:00:55,734 --> 01:00:57,227
- [Aria] That's not funny.
1092
01:00:57,227 --> 01:00:59,060
And I'm not all right.
1093
01:00:59,987 --> 01:01:01,725
- What's wrong?
1094
01:01:01,725 --> 01:01:03,524
- [Aria] Everything is wrong.
1095
01:01:03,524 --> 01:01:04,774
I hate my life.
1096
01:01:05,865 --> 01:01:07,348
- But that isn't true.
1097
01:01:07,348 --> 01:01:08,877
- [Aria] How isn't it true?
1098
01:01:08,877 --> 01:01:09,851
Look at me.
1099
01:01:09,851 --> 01:01:13,768
I hate my job, I hate my
family, I hate myself.
1100
01:01:15,796 --> 01:01:18,687
- You're just upset, that's all.
1101
01:01:18,687 --> 01:01:21,890
- [Aria] Of course I'm upset,
my whole world is shit.
1102
01:01:21,890 --> 01:01:23,987
- Come out and we'll
talk about it, it's okay.
1103
01:01:23,987 --> 01:01:25,184
- [Aria] You know what?
1104
01:01:25,184 --> 01:01:27,359
I have a bottle of muscle relaxers.
1105
01:01:27,359 --> 01:01:29,123
I can just take them all.
1106
01:01:29,123 --> 01:01:32,084
- No, no, calm down, don't
do anything like that.
1107
01:01:32,084 --> 01:01:33,163
- [Aria] Why not?
1108
01:01:33,163 --> 01:01:34,705
My life is already over.
1109
01:01:34,705 --> 01:01:35,834
- [Bill] You're still young.
1110
01:01:35,834 --> 01:01:37,133
- [Aria] I don't feel young.
1111
01:01:37,133 --> 01:01:38,987
I feel used up.
1112
01:01:38,987 --> 01:01:40,037
I feel beaten.
1113
01:01:40,037 --> 01:01:41,577
- You're just tired, after some rest
1114
01:01:41,577 --> 01:01:43,260
you won't feel that way.
1115
01:01:43,260 --> 01:01:45,400
- [Aria] How do you know what I feel?
1116
01:01:45,400 --> 01:01:47,544
- I've been your age, I can identify.
1117
01:01:47,544 --> 01:01:49,738
- [Aria] That is your
answer to everything!
1118
01:01:49,738 --> 01:01:51,240
That you are older.
1119
01:01:51,240 --> 01:01:52,436
Well I don't think you have a
1120
01:01:52,436 --> 01:01:54,328
clue where I am in life right now.
1121
01:01:54,328 --> 01:01:55,396
- Please calm down, you gotta stop
1122
01:01:55,396 --> 01:01:57,342
thinking so drastically.
1123
01:01:57,342 --> 01:01:59,107
- [Aria] Maybe I need something drastic.
1124
01:01:59,107 --> 01:02:00,895
Really, maybe I do.
1125
01:02:00,895 --> 01:02:03,136
- I think you should just
come out and talk with me.
1126
01:02:03,136 --> 01:02:05,052
It's okay, I'm not mad at you.
1127
01:02:05,052 --> 01:02:06,871
- [Aria] Why don't you get mad?
1128
01:02:06,871 --> 01:02:09,091
Why are you afraid to feel anything?
1129
01:02:09,091 --> 01:02:11,649
You're like being
friends with a wet towel.
1130
01:02:11,649 --> 01:02:12,482
- I...
1131
01:02:18,747 --> 01:02:19,953
- [Aria] Are you there?
1132
01:02:19,953 --> 01:02:21,401
- Yeah, I'm here.
1133
01:02:21,401 --> 01:02:23,290
- [Aria] Don't leave me.
1134
01:02:23,290 --> 01:02:26,258
- I'm not leaving you, I
just want you to come out.
1135
01:02:26,258 --> 01:02:28,591
- [Aria] I'm not coming out.
1136
01:02:29,571 --> 01:02:31,749
- Well I'll take the door off the hinges.
1137
01:02:31,749 --> 01:02:33,169
- [Aria] I will swallow every single one
1138
01:02:33,169 --> 01:02:34,214
of these pills and you can just
1139
01:02:34,214 --> 01:02:35,689
try to get me to the hospital.
1140
01:02:35,689 --> 01:02:38,106
- Okay, okay, just calm down.
1141
01:02:39,632 --> 01:02:41,729
- [Aria] Why are you this way?
1142
01:02:41,729 --> 01:02:43,680
- What do you mean?
1143
01:02:43,680 --> 01:02:46,838
- [Aria] You get close and you pull away.
1144
01:02:46,838 --> 01:02:50,518
- I don't, I don't, I
just try to maintain.
1145
01:02:50,518 --> 01:02:53,956
I'm usually happy and I like it that way.
1146
01:02:53,956 --> 01:02:55,251
I know what you're thinking,
1147
01:02:55,251 --> 01:02:56,203
sometimes you just wanna check
1148
01:02:56,203 --> 01:02:59,013
out of it, but you know, it's
1149
01:02:59,013 --> 01:03:00,820
not easy getting older.
1150
01:03:00,820 --> 01:03:02,627
I know, I was your age once.
1151
01:03:02,627 --> 01:03:03,943
I know you say I talk about my age
1152
01:03:03,943 --> 01:03:06,770
a lot, it's just a lot of who I am.
1153
01:03:06,770 --> 01:03:09,244
If I didn't know and understand that
1154
01:03:09,244 --> 01:03:11,738
it goes by so fast, I wouldn't appreciate
1155
01:03:11,738 --> 01:03:14,488
it and I'd be upset all the time.
1156
01:03:18,339 --> 01:03:19,608
Are you there?
1157
01:03:19,608 --> 01:03:21,275
- [Aria] Yeah, I am.
1158
01:03:22,568 --> 01:03:24,170
- You convince yourself that you
1159
01:03:24,170 --> 01:03:25,250
know what you want, you know what
1160
01:03:25,250 --> 01:03:26,419
you need, you spend all this time
1161
01:03:26,419 --> 01:03:27,804
hunting it down and then when you
1162
01:03:27,804 --> 01:03:30,614
get it, you don't even know what it is.
1163
01:03:30,614 --> 01:03:33,106
You just put on autopilot, you wake up,
1164
01:03:33,106 --> 01:03:36,147
you go to work, kiss your wife.
1165
01:03:36,147 --> 01:03:37,980
Lather, rinse, repeat.
1166
01:03:39,089 --> 01:03:41,506
But one day, one fucking day,
1167
01:03:42,642 --> 01:03:44,011
if you slip up and your head goes
1168
01:03:44,011 --> 01:03:45,659
out of the fog, you look around and
1169
01:03:45,659 --> 01:03:46,801
you don't even realize where you
1170
01:03:46,801 --> 01:03:49,283
are or how to get out.
1171
01:03:49,283 --> 01:03:50,924
You have a few too many realizations
1172
01:03:50,924 --> 01:03:53,674
like that, you just
start living different.
1173
01:03:53,674 --> 01:03:56,050
You start taking the long way home
1174
01:03:56,050 --> 01:03:58,967
from work, you start leaving early.
1175
01:03:59,890 --> 01:04:01,457
Any excuse you can come up with
1176
01:04:01,457 --> 01:04:03,662
to spend less time around.
1177
01:04:03,662 --> 01:04:05,707
When you are around it's worse.
1178
01:04:05,707 --> 01:04:08,403
Everything they do is just awful.
1179
01:04:08,403 --> 01:04:10,032
I don't mean that it really was,
1180
01:04:10,032 --> 01:04:11,769
but perception is reality.
1181
01:04:11,769 --> 01:04:13,488
Every word she'd say, every cough
1182
01:04:13,488 --> 01:04:16,259
she'd make, it'd just piss me off.
1183
01:04:16,259 --> 01:04:17,698
No reason really, she was such a
1184
01:04:17,698 --> 01:04:19,928
sweet person, it's just that I felt
1185
01:04:19,928 --> 01:04:22,044
trapped like when a raccoon's in
1186
01:04:22,044 --> 01:04:23,950
a trap and it scratches and bites at you
1187
01:04:23,950 --> 01:04:26,426
whether you're there to help it or not.
1188
01:04:26,426 --> 01:04:28,009
It's just instinct.
1189
01:04:29,413 --> 01:04:30,980
I feel bad about the way I acted,
1190
01:04:30,980 --> 01:04:33,849
I wish I would've just left.
1191
01:04:33,849 --> 01:04:35,932
It's all easy to say now.
1192
01:04:40,470 --> 01:04:41,970
Are you all right?
1193
01:04:43,934 --> 01:04:45,257
Are you okay?
1194
01:04:45,257 --> 01:04:46,424
- [Aria] Yeah.
1195
01:04:47,598 --> 01:04:49,614
- You wanted to understand it.
1196
01:04:49,614 --> 01:04:52,006
That's pretty much it.
1197
01:04:52,006 --> 01:04:53,988
I get a little guarded with my
1198
01:04:53,988 --> 01:04:55,247
feelings, but I'm more honest with
1199
01:04:55,247 --> 01:04:58,109
myself than I've ever been.
1200
01:04:58,109 --> 01:04:59,989
I'm not pretending anymore.
1201
01:04:59,989 --> 01:05:02,652
I'm saying what I mean and
I'm living the way I want.
1202
01:05:02,652 --> 01:05:04,265
I'm going out and I'm meeting people
1203
01:05:04,265 --> 01:05:05,986
and I'm laughing and I'm not willing
1204
01:05:05,986 --> 01:05:07,361
to believe that there's a hole
1205
01:05:07,361 --> 01:05:10,140
in my heart I'm not filling.
1206
01:05:10,140 --> 01:05:11,723
10 years are gone and I have to wake up
1207
01:05:11,723 --> 01:05:15,871
every day and try to make it work for me.
1208
01:05:15,871 --> 01:05:18,220
Maybe it was all fear.
1209
01:05:18,220 --> 01:05:21,711
Just thinking I was set
with my wife and my house.
1210
01:05:21,711 --> 01:05:23,610
Making me not face reality.
1211
01:05:23,610 --> 01:05:26,860
The unknown is scary and unpredictable.
1212
01:05:32,995 --> 01:05:35,820
I didn't just do it to
my wife, I did it to you.
1213
01:05:35,820 --> 01:05:37,852
I decided I was in love with you,
1214
01:05:37,852 --> 01:05:40,707
but I don't think I really
wanted to be with you.
1215
01:05:40,707 --> 01:05:43,668
I just knew that you'd reject me.
1216
01:05:43,668 --> 01:05:45,437
I knew that if you got too close I
1217
01:05:45,437 --> 01:05:46,896
could just push it off with excuses
1218
01:05:46,896 --> 01:05:49,563
about our age or our friendship.
1219
01:05:50,441 --> 01:05:52,358
Sure, you're beautiful.
1220
01:05:53,339 --> 01:05:58,115
But you're completely and
utterly unavailable to me.
1221
01:05:58,115 --> 01:06:00,123
That's what I like.
1222
01:06:00,123 --> 01:06:00,956
It's safe.
1223
01:06:02,724 --> 01:06:06,314
I can just sit here content
with longing for you.
1224
01:06:06,314 --> 01:06:10,481
I don't have to take any
risks or look for what I need.
1225
01:06:12,116 --> 01:06:14,816
I'm sorry I put that on you.
1226
01:06:14,816 --> 01:06:16,546
Really I am.
1227
01:06:16,546 --> 01:06:19,712
You didn't deserve that, no one does.
1228
01:06:19,712 --> 01:06:21,547
You're my friend and I love you dearly,
1229
01:06:21,547 --> 01:06:24,310
I'm just fucked up sometimes.
1230
01:06:24,310 --> 01:06:25,227
Most times.
1231
01:06:28,393 --> 01:06:30,114
- [Aria] I...
1232
01:06:30,114 --> 01:06:32,197
I don't know what to say.
1233
01:06:34,073 --> 01:06:34,906
- I know.
1234
01:06:36,506 --> 01:06:39,756
(upbeat ukulele music)
1235
01:06:47,587 --> 01:06:50,269
- I'm gonna come out now.
1236
01:06:50,269 --> 01:06:51,602
- I'd like that.
1237
01:07:11,256 --> 01:07:14,339
(gentle piano music)
1238
01:07:29,838 --> 01:07:33,421
- Just come to bed,
it's been a long night.
1239
01:07:35,015 --> 01:07:36,682
- Yeah, yeah it has.
1240
01:07:59,119 --> 01:08:00,171
(fart noise)
1241
01:08:00,171 --> 01:08:01,004
You liar.
1242
01:08:04,185 --> 01:08:07,768
(tuba heavy trumpet music)
1243
01:08:26,833 --> 01:08:28,416
Hey, where are you?
1244
01:08:32,364 --> 01:08:34,849
- [Aria] Bill, Marty picked me up.
1245
01:08:34,849 --> 01:08:36,323
I didn't wanna wake you.
1246
01:08:36,323 --> 01:08:37,682
Have a great day!
1247
01:08:37,682 --> 01:08:38,515
Aria.
1248
01:08:40,096 --> 01:08:42,346
(laughing)
1249
01:08:55,969 --> 01:08:58,386
(rock music)
1250
01:09:19,551 --> 01:09:24,171
♫ I'm wasted out of my head again
1251
01:09:24,171 --> 01:09:25,708
- Hey girl, what's up?
1252
01:09:25,708 --> 01:09:26,958
- Mmmm, clever.
1253
01:09:28,000 --> 01:09:28,833
- So...
1254
01:09:30,189 --> 01:09:31,022
- So what?
1255
01:09:32,492 --> 01:09:34,029
- Do you have it?
1256
01:09:34,029 --> 01:09:35,390
- Do I have what?
1257
01:09:35,390 --> 01:09:36,307
- My stuff.
1258
01:09:37,980 --> 01:09:39,481
- Your stuff.
1259
01:09:39,481 --> 01:09:40,914
- Yeah.
1260
01:09:40,914 --> 01:09:44,574
- Your sweater, your wallet,
your keys, your motorcycle?
1261
01:09:44,574 --> 01:09:45,407
- No, no.
1262
01:09:46,501 --> 01:09:48,587
The stuff I wanna buy from you.
1263
01:09:48,587 --> 01:09:49,670
- What stuff?
1264
01:09:51,009 --> 01:09:51,926
- The weed.
1265
01:09:52,979 --> 01:09:54,229
- Oh, the weed!
1266
01:09:55,201 --> 01:09:58,208
(echos) Weed, weed, weed!
1267
01:09:58,208 --> 01:09:59,973
Yeah, I have the illegal narcotics that
1268
01:09:59,973 --> 01:10:01,818
you're wanting to purchase from me today.
1269
01:10:01,818 --> 01:10:03,491
- Shh, keep your voice down.
1270
01:10:03,491 --> 01:10:05,533
- (laughs) Yeah, I have a significant
1271
01:10:05,533 --> 01:10:07,755
amount of pure cannabis right here!
1272
01:10:07,755 --> 01:10:09,222
- Stop it.
1273
01:10:09,222 --> 01:10:13,389
- (laughs) Relax, it's
just weed, no one cares.
1274
01:10:22,801 --> 01:10:23,634
- Hey!
1275
01:10:32,212 --> 01:10:33,633
- You seem pretty nervous, maybe
1276
01:10:33,633 --> 01:10:35,524
you should smoke some of that now.
1277
01:10:35,524 --> 01:10:37,522
- No, no, I'm good.
1278
01:10:37,522 --> 01:10:38,682
- Aw, are you one of those guys
1279
01:10:38,682 --> 01:10:40,328
that get all paranoid when they smoke?
1280
01:10:40,328 --> 01:10:42,578
- No, I can handle my shit.
1281
01:10:43,676 --> 01:10:47,266
- Are you one of those
guys that are all like...
1282
01:10:47,266 --> 01:10:49,201
The government, they put a chip in
1283
01:10:49,201 --> 01:10:51,315
my arm and now they're listening to
1284
01:10:51,315 --> 01:10:53,230
me and they're tracking my every
1285
01:10:53,230 --> 01:10:55,897
move and don't get vaccinations.
1286
01:11:10,040 --> 01:11:10,873
Well...
1287
01:11:12,234 --> 01:11:13,585
I think we're good here,
1288
01:11:13,585 --> 01:11:15,419
I think you can get going now.
1289
01:11:15,419 --> 01:11:17,912
- Oh look who's afraid
of getting busted now.
1290
01:11:17,912 --> 01:11:19,216
- I'm not afraid of getting busted,
1291
01:11:19,216 --> 01:11:22,420
I'm more afraid of people
thinking you're fucking me.
1292
01:11:22,420 --> 01:11:24,518
- You are such a bitch.
1293
01:11:24,518 --> 01:11:26,290
(laughing)
1294
01:11:26,290 --> 01:11:28,055
(phone rings)
1295
01:11:28,055 --> 01:11:29,483
- Hold on.
1296
01:11:29,483 --> 01:11:30,316
Hello?
1297
01:11:31,177 --> 01:11:32,344
Yeah, nothing.
1298
01:11:33,867 --> 01:11:36,783
Yeah, that's not a problem at all.
1299
01:11:36,783 --> 01:11:39,239
Yeah, I'll be over in an hour.
1300
01:11:39,239 --> 01:11:40,239
Okay, mmmhm.
1301
01:11:41,615 --> 01:11:43,232
Bye.
1302
01:11:43,232 --> 01:11:45,097
- Another sale stop?
1303
01:11:45,097 --> 01:11:48,290
- No, my sister needs a
babysitter for the night.
1304
01:11:48,290 --> 01:11:50,369
- And she called you?
1305
01:11:50,369 --> 01:11:53,221
(laughing)
- Ram it.
1306
01:11:53,221 --> 01:11:56,471
(upbeat ukulele music)
1307
01:12:01,758 --> 01:12:05,925
♫ They were wed in spring
in front of their families
1308
01:12:06,987 --> 01:12:11,730
♫ And nine months later she was pregnant
1309
01:12:11,730 --> 01:12:12,996
- [Thomas] What made you think this
1310
01:12:12,996 --> 01:12:14,814
could even be a remotely good idea?
1311
01:12:14,814 --> 01:12:16,593
- [Gina] Georgie will do fine.
1312
01:12:16,593 --> 01:12:19,892
I just couldn't find anyone
else on such short notice.
1313
01:12:19,892 --> 01:12:23,031
- [Thomas] But she's a screw
up if there ever was one.
1314
01:12:23,031 --> 01:12:24,722
- [Gina] What do you want me to do?
1315
01:12:24,722 --> 01:12:28,058
This is our son and it's just four hours.
1316
01:12:28,058 --> 01:12:30,030
- [Thomas] Why don't
you just hire a masseuse
1317
01:12:30,030 --> 01:12:32,445
on Craig's List to come
and watch over our child?
1318
01:12:32,445 --> 01:12:35,776
Equal levels on the
responsibility chart there.
1319
01:12:35,776 --> 01:12:37,541
- [Gina] What's this about?
1320
01:12:37,541 --> 01:12:39,402
- [Thomas] She threw up on the
1321
01:12:39,402 --> 01:12:41,819
ice sculpture at our wedding.
1322
01:12:42,858 --> 01:12:44,287
She went around telling everyone it was
1323
01:12:44,287 --> 01:12:46,961
the Vomit De Milo for
the rest of the night.
1324
01:12:46,961 --> 01:12:49,352
- [Gina] She was just
having too good a time.
1325
01:12:49,352 --> 01:12:52,144
- [Thomas] She's in a band,
she does those needle drugs.
1326
01:12:52,144 --> 01:12:56,867
- [Gina] She doesn't do needle
drugs that I'm aware of.
1327
01:12:56,867 --> 01:12:59,329
- [Thomas] And all you
ever do is defend her.
1328
01:12:59,329 --> 01:13:01,651
- [Gina] I'm done talking about this.
1329
01:13:01,651 --> 01:13:03,021
- [Thomas] I want you
to look me in the eyes
1330
01:13:03,021 --> 01:13:07,339
right now and tell me
she would vote for Regan.
1331
01:13:07,339 --> 01:13:08,787
- [Gina] I'm not happy about it either,
1332
01:13:08,787 --> 01:13:11,454
but we're going to make it work.
1333
01:13:13,450 --> 01:13:14,943
Thank you so much again for doing
1334
01:13:14,943 --> 01:13:16,851
this on such short notice.
1335
01:13:16,851 --> 01:13:19,595
- It's really no problem,
I'm glad I could help.
1336
01:13:19,595 --> 01:13:21,595
- How are classes going?
1337
01:13:22,718 --> 01:13:25,857
- They're good, I took
the semester off though.
1338
01:13:25,857 --> 01:13:28,279
- Why on Earth would you do that?
1339
01:13:28,279 --> 01:13:31,867
- There was just so much
pressure, I couldn't handle it.
1340
01:13:31,867 --> 01:13:33,710
- You have to learn to deal with that
1341
01:13:33,710 --> 01:13:36,371
if you're gonna make
something of yourself.
1342
01:13:36,371 --> 01:13:39,025
I wish you'd apply yourself.
1343
01:13:39,025 --> 01:13:40,798
- Hey man, I don't need all that pressure
1344
01:13:40,798 --> 01:13:44,586
crushing me down, giving
me wrinkles and shit.
1345
01:13:44,586 --> 01:13:47,655
- I'm only looking out for you.
1346
01:13:47,655 --> 01:13:48,932
- [Thomas] Before we go, I'm gonna need
1347
01:13:48,932 --> 01:13:50,689
to go over what you need to do.
1348
01:13:50,689 --> 01:13:54,856
Gina, would you mind going
and warming up the car?
1349
01:13:58,262 --> 01:13:59,095
- Sure.
1350
01:14:00,019 --> 01:14:01,161
Goodnight, George.
1351
01:14:01,161 --> 01:14:02,244
Thanks again.
1352
01:14:04,678 --> 01:14:06,056
- We do appreciate you doing this
1353
01:14:06,056 --> 01:14:08,296
for us, this banquet is very important to
1354
01:14:08,296 --> 01:14:11,924
Gina and I and we couldn't
miss it for the world.
1355
01:14:11,924 --> 01:14:14,047
Now Travis is upstairs already and in bed.
1356
01:14:14,047 --> 01:14:16,160
- Cool, it shouldn't be a problem.
1357
01:14:16,160 --> 01:14:18,598
- He may get up in the
middle of the night.
1358
01:14:18,598 --> 01:14:21,253
If he does, he will want a snack.
1359
01:14:21,253 --> 01:14:23,250
He can't have any candy or fruit,
1360
01:14:23,250 --> 01:14:25,247
that will keep him up all night.
1361
01:14:25,247 --> 01:14:28,199
He can, however, have two graham crackers
1362
01:14:28,199 --> 01:14:31,725
and a little bit of milk, but that's it.
1363
01:14:31,725 --> 01:14:35,892
Just two graham crackers
and a little bit of milk.
1364
01:14:36,776 --> 01:14:40,109
He may ask for me, but he can't have it.
1365
01:14:40,952 --> 01:14:45,119
Just two graham crackers
and a little bit of milk.
1366
01:14:46,748 --> 01:14:49,437
Now he may ask for a glass of water.
1367
01:14:49,437 --> 01:14:52,373
He can have that, but no ice.
1368
01:14:52,373 --> 01:14:54,206
That'll make him cold.
1369
01:14:55,583 --> 01:14:59,190
He can be a little bit
of a handful, so you'll
1370
01:14:59,190 --> 01:15:03,222
just give him the graham
crackers and move on.
1371
01:15:03,222 --> 01:15:04,987
He may get a little cranky, but if you
1372
01:15:04,987 --> 01:15:08,320
talk to him directly he will understand.
1373
01:15:09,666 --> 01:15:12,490
And our child is evil, so don't let
1374
01:15:12,490 --> 01:15:15,412
him get a hold of any knives or matches.
1375
01:15:15,412 --> 01:15:18,311
He can and will hurt himself and others,
1376
01:15:18,311 --> 01:15:20,679
so keep all crowbars or hammers
1377
01:15:20,679 --> 01:15:22,819
or car keys away from him.
1378
01:15:22,819 --> 01:15:25,582
He will be dangerous with anything he has,
1379
01:15:25,582 --> 01:15:28,020
but he can however have two graham
1380
01:15:28,020 --> 01:15:31,270
crackers and just a little bit of milk.
1381
01:15:32,827 --> 01:15:33,660
- Okay.
1382
01:15:34,769 --> 01:15:36,507
- Now after he has his two graham
1383
01:15:36,507 --> 01:15:38,828
crackers and a little bit of milk,
1384
01:15:38,828 --> 01:15:40,996
he will need to brush his teeth.
1385
01:15:40,996 --> 01:15:43,299
Make sure he does not bring the
1386
01:15:43,299 --> 01:15:45,098
toothbrush back with him because
1387
01:15:45,098 --> 01:15:47,908
he will sharpen it on the wall.
1388
01:15:47,908 --> 01:15:50,706
Now the bulldog can have
two graham crackers,
1389
01:15:50,706 --> 01:15:53,873
but no milk, he is lactose intolerant.
1390
01:15:54,861 --> 01:15:56,619
Now I wrote the phone number for the
1391
01:15:56,619 --> 01:15:59,869
police on the refrigerator, it's 9-1-1.
1392
01:16:02,450 --> 01:16:04,707
If there were a fire, I also have that
1393
01:16:04,707 --> 01:16:08,124
number on the fridge, that is also 9-1-1.
1394
01:16:10,233 --> 01:16:12,075
I also have my and Gina's cell phone
1395
01:16:12,075 --> 01:16:14,490
numbers on the fridge as well as the
1396
01:16:14,490 --> 01:16:16,073
number to the banquet hall in case
1397
01:16:16,073 --> 01:16:17,807
there's no cell phone reception,
1398
01:16:17,807 --> 01:16:19,617
but call our cell phones first,
1399
01:16:19,617 --> 01:16:21,955
that is the best way to reach us.
1400
01:16:21,955 --> 01:16:24,997
We have our phones on us at all times.
1401
01:16:24,997 --> 01:16:26,761
- All right.
1402
01:16:26,761 --> 01:16:29,153
- We do appreciate you
doing this for us, George.
1403
01:16:29,153 --> 01:16:30,566
- It's no problem.
1404
01:16:30,566 --> 01:16:32,690
- There's soda in the
fridge, help yourself,
1405
01:16:32,690 --> 01:16:36,607
but it is diet with
Splenda, so don't waste it.
1406
01:16:40,086 --> 01:16:41,003
- Have fun.
1407
01:16:47,267 --> 01:16:51,154
- Two graham crackers and
just a little bit of milk.
1408
01:16:51,154 --> 01:16:51,987
- Got it.
1409
01:16:59,696 --> 01:17:02,446
(dramatic music)
1410
01:17:16,916 --> 01:17:20,636
Yeah, I'd like to place a delivery please.
1411
01:17:20,636 --> 01:17:22,273
Centerville.
1412
01:17:22,273 --> 01:17:24,356
Yup, 1010 Techwood Drive.
1413
01:17:31,344 --> 01:17:34,094
(doorbell rings)
1414
01:17:38,047 --> 01:17:39,297
That was quick.
1415
01:17:46,495 --> 01:17:47,328
- Hey.
1416
01:17:48,270 --> 01:17:50,222
- What the shit are you doing here?
1417
01:17:50,222 --> 01:17:52,005
How did you even find me?
1418
01:17:52,005 --> 01:17:54,091
- You checked in online with your phone.
1419
01:17:54,091 --> 01:17:56,394
- Do you even understand
how creepy that is?
1420
01:17:56,394 --> 01:17:58,534
- Look, I just wanted to
talk to you real quick.
1421
01:17:58,534 --> 01:17:59,679
- No.
1422
01:17:59,679 --> 01:18:00,685
- I just need a second.
1423
01:18:00,685 --> 01:18:01,518
- No.
1424
01:18:01,518 --> 01:18:03,816
- [Steven] Please.
1425
01:18:03,816 --> 01:18:04,907
- Just go home.
1426
01:18:04,907 --> 01:18:06,923
- I've always thought you were beautiful.
1427
01:18:06,923 --> 01:18:08,189
- I don't care.
1428
01:18:08,189 --> 01:18:10,179
- You're funny and you're smart.
1429
01:18:10,179 --> 01:18:11,653
- I sell you weed.
1430
01:18:11,653 --> 01:18:13,014
- I can't get you out of my mind.
1431
01:18:13,014 --> 01:18:13,869
- 'Cause you're high.
1432
01:18:13,869 --> 01:18:15,619
- 'Cause I'm in love.
1433
01:18:16,578 --> 01:18:18,204
- No you're not.
1434
01:18:18,204 --> 01:18:20,475
- Don't you feel anything for me?
1435
01:18:20,475 --> 01:18:22,642
- Look, you're a nice guy.
1436
01:18:24,721 --> 01:18:26,717
Wait, no, I don't even know you.
1437
01:18:26,717 --> 01:18:28,525
I sell you weed.
1438
01:18:28,525 --> 01:18:30,901
I see you once a week and that's
1439
01:18:30,901 --> 01:18:33,512
only been for three months.
1440
01:18:33,512 --> 01:18:35,158
I don't even know your last name,
1441
01:18:35,158 --> 01:18:37,568
so get over it, leave.
1442
01:18:37,568 --> 01:18:39,496
- I can't help how I feel.
1443
01:18:39,496 --> 01:18:40,746
- Yes you can, you just look inside
1444
01:18:40,746 --> 01:18:42,212
at all those stupid feelings and
1445
01:18:42,212 --> 01:18:43,570
you make them go away.
1446
01:18:43,570 --> 01:18:46,070
- Can we just go out sometime?
1447
01:18:47,197 --> 01:18:49,060
- If I say yes will you leave?
1448
01:18:49,060 --> 01:18:50,517
- Yeah, sure.
1449
01:18:50,517 --> 01:18:53,850
- It's not gonna happen, so get over it.
1450
01:18:55,448 --> 01:18:56,281
- Why?
1451
01:18:57,402 --> 01:19:00,164
- 'Cause I'm not interested.
1452
01:19:00,164 --> 01:19:02,081
- But why, tell me why.
1453
01:19:03,682 --> 01:19:05,009
- 'Cause you don't have enough
1454
01:19:05,009 --> 01:19:06,603
tattoos, there, is that better?
1455
01:19:06,603 --> 01:19:07,436
Go home.
1456
01:19:10,802 --> 01:19:13,552
(doorbell rings)
1457
01:19:16,347 --> 01:19:17,180
Seriously?
1458
01:19:18,047 --> 01:19:20,287
You guys don't bark or anything?
1459
01:19:20,287 --> 01:19:21,787
Yuppie guard dogs?
1460
01:19:32,980 --> 01:19:35,816
(dramatic sting)
1461
01:19:35,816 --> 01:19:38,112
(door slams)
1462
01:19:38,112 --> 01:19:40,779
(thunder booms)
1463
01:19:55,148 --> 01:19:56,119
(muffled screams)
1464
01:19:56,119 --> 01:19:58,506
- [Voiceover] Shhh, shhh!
1465
01:19:58,506 --> 01:19:59,872
Don't scream.
1466
01:19:59,872 --> 01:20:01,582
Don't you scream.
1467
01:20:01,582 --> 01:20:03,092
Calm down.
1468
01:20:03,092 --> 01:20:03,925
Calm down.
1469
01:20:06,594 --> 01:20:07,427
Shhhhh...
1470
01:20:11,838 --> 01:20:13,921
Want me to take this off?
1471
01:20:14,825 --> 01:20:15,658
Shhh.
1472
01:20:17,786 --> 01:20:19,818
Is that better?
1473
01:20:19,818 --> 01:20:21,068
- I don't know.
1474
01:20:23,331 --> 01:20:24,914
- What's your name?
1475
01:20:26,651 --> 01:20:28,161
- Please just let me go.
1476
01:20:28,161 --> 01:20:29,828
- What is your name?
1477
01:20:36,833 --> 01:20:38,266
- I can't even see your face,
1478
01:20:38,266 --> 01:20:39,930
why would I even, why would I
1479
01:20:39,930 --> 01:20:42,013
tell you what my name is?
1480
01:20:43,233 --> 01:20:44,066
- Okay.
1481
01:20:45,041 --> 01:20:46,041
Fair enough.
1482
01:20:48,180 --> 01:20:50,908
I mean who are you gonna tell anyway, huh?
1483
01:20:50,908 --> 01:20:52,408
What is your name?
1484
01:20:54,201 --> 01:20:56,233
Okay, you know what?
1485
01:20:56,233 --> 01:20:58,719
Let's have a little
conversation starter, huh?
1486
01:20:58,719 --> 01:21:00,136
This'll help out.
1487
01:21:01,229 --> 01:21:03,569
Now tell me what your name is.
1488
01:21:03,569 --> 01:21:05,826
- My name is George.
1489
01:21:05,826 --> 01:21:07,326
- Okay, thank you.
1490
01:21:08,481 --> 01:21:10,564
Nice to meet you, George.
1491
01:21:11,415 --> 01:21:12,748
How old are you?
1492
01:21:14,410 --> 01:21:16,128
- Fuck off.
1493
01:21:16,128 --> 01:21:17,628
- How old are you?
1494
01:21:18,639 --> 01:21:19,951
You know what, why don't I ask that
1495
01:21:19,951 --> 01:21:23,055
little boy upstairs how old you are.
1496
01:21:23,055 --> 01:21:24,805
- No, please, just...
1497
01:21:25,737 --> 01:21:27,745
Just leave him alone.
1498
01:21:27,745 --> 01:21:29,471
- [Voiceover] How old are you?
1499
01:21:29,471 --> 01:21:30,903
- I'm 24.
1500
01:21:30,903 --> 01:21:32,335
- Nice.
1501
01:21:32,335 --> 01:21:35,503
What do you do for a living, George?
1502
01:21:35,503 --> 01:21:36,464
- Just let me go.
1503
01:21:36,464 --> 01:21:38,120
- What do you do for a living?
1504
01:21:38,120 --> 01:21:39,203
- I sell pot.
1505
01:21:41,008 --> 01:21:44,335
- That's not very wholesome, is it?
1506
01:21:44,335 --> 01:21:47,389
Who lives here and when
are they gonna be back?
1507
01:21:47,389 --> 01:21:48,522
- My sister and brother-in-law,
1508
01:21:48,522 --> 01:21:49,574
they just went to get some takeout,
1509
01:21:49,574 --> 01:21:51,904
they're gonna be right back anytime now.
1510
01:21:51,904 --> 01:21:54,057
- (laughs) Do the men you fuck
1511
01:21:54,057 --> 01:21:57,420
know how bad you are at lying, George?
1512
01:21:57,420 --> 01:21:58,587
Stop writhing!
1513
01:21:59,877 --> 01:22:01,627
Stay put, stay quiet.
1514
01:22:02,864 --> 01:22:05,663
Stay with me George, look at me.
1515
01:22:05,663 --> 01:22:07,272
Look at me.
1516
01:22:07,272 --> 01:22:09,226
I'm not stupid.
1517
01:22:09,226 --> 01:22:10,990
I saw them leave two hours ago,
1518
01:22:10,990 --> 01:22:12,231
that's a hell of a long time to
1519
01:22:12,231 --> 01:22:14,148
go and pick up Chinese.
1520
01:22:14,148 --> 01:22:15,487
Then you go and order pizza,
1521
01:22:15,487 --> 01:22:18,237
so am I missing something George?
1522
01:22:20,697 --> 01:22:22,802
Now answer me again.
1523
01:22:22,802 --> 01:22:25,135
When are they gonna be back?
1524
01:22:27,391 --> 01:22:29,891
- Probably two or three hours.
1525
01:22:31,613 --> 01:22:32,944
- Good.
1526
01:22:32,944 --> 01:22:34,546
Thank you.
1527
01:22:34,546 --> 01:22:36,722
Thank you so much.
1528
01:22:36,722 --> 01:22:39,279
(doorbell rings)
1529
01:22:39,279 --> 01:22:40,279
Who is that?
1530
01:22:42,494 --> 01:22:43,994
- I ordered pizza.
1531
01:22:45,254 --> 01:22:47,871
- If you make a sound, he dies,
1532
01:22:47,871 --> 01:22:49,662
you die, and that little boy
1533
01:22:49,662 --> 01:22:51,732
sleeping upstairs dies.
1534
01:22:51,732 --> 01:22:52,910
I'm gonna do it right in front
1535
01:22:52,910 --> 01:22:54,864
of you, do you understand me?
1536
01:22:54,864 --> 01:22:55,697
- [George] Yes.
1537
01:22:55,697 --> 01:22:56,780
- Okay, shhh.
1538
01:23:10,355 --> 01:23:12,188
How much do I owe you?
1539
01:23:13,634 --> 01:23:15,291
- This is gonna sound a little weird,
1540
01:23:15,291 --> 01:23:16,947
see I'm a friend of George's and
1541
01:23:16,947 --> 01:23:18,406
I just bought the pizza off the
1542
01:23:18,406 --> 01:23:19,671
delivery guy as he was coming to
1543
01:23:19,671 --> 01:23:20,890
the door so I could deliver it to
1544
01:23:20,890 --> 01:23:23,030
her myself, so I just wanted to
1545
01:23:23,030 --> 01:23:25,514
come in and give it to her.
1546
01:23:25,514 --> 01:23:27,484
- Yeah, please, come on in.
1547
01:23:27,484 --> 01:23:29,234
- [Steven] All right.
1548
01:23:34,475 --> 01:23:37,193
(dramatic sting)
1549
01:23:37,193 --> 01:23:39,860
(thunder booms)
1550
01:23:46,129 --> 01:23:50,296
- Well, he wanted to
surprise you, so here you go.
1551
01:23:51,530 --> 01:23:53,113
- Did you kill him?
1552
01:23:54,488 --> 01:23:55,738
- I don't know.
1553
01:23:56,666 --> 01:23:57,499
I hope so.
1554
01:23:59,194 --> 01:24:00,528
Yeah.
1555
01:24:00,528 --> 01:24:02,649
Yeah, I'm pretty sure.
1556
01:24:02,649 --> 01:24:04,732
- Why are you doing this?
1557
01:24:06,313 --> 01:24:08,230
- They always ask that.
1558
01:24:09,785 --> 01:24:11,701
- Do you even know why?
1559
01:24:11,701 --> 01:24:13,519
- What kind of question is that?
1560
01:24:13,519 --> 01:24:14,437
Huh?
1561
01:24:14,437 --> 01:24:17,153
Do I look like some sort
of ignorant thug to you?
1562
01:24:17,153 --> 01:24:21,967
I do this because it is
what I do, it's in my blood.
1563
01:24:21,967 --> 01:24:23,480
I do this because it gives me a
1564
01:24:23,480 --> 01:24:26,009
feeling I can't find anywhere else.
1565
01:24:26,009 --> 01:24:26,842
- Why?
1566
01:24:28,031 --> 01:24:29,428
- I dumped my brother's corpse
1567
01:24:29,428 --> 01:24:32,145
at the bottom of a cliff.
1568
01:24:32,145 --> 01:24:33,143
- What?
1569
01:24:33,143 --> 01:24:35,879
- You really thought I didn't know?
1570
01:24:35,879 --> 01:24:38,136
I mean I've been to therapy.
1571
01:24:38,136 --> 01:24:41,735
I've talked it out, I
have books, I have Google.
1572
01:24:41,735 --> 01:24:45,526
Your smugness is really offensive to me!
1573
01:24:45,526 --> 01:24:47,438
Try walking for five minutes in my
1574
01:24:47,438 --> 01:24:49,346
fucking shoes before you go grandstand
1575
01:24:49,346 --> 01:24:52,346
telling me what I can and cannot do!
1576
01:24:53,963 --> 01:24:57,021
- I'm sorry, I didn't
mean it like that at all.
1577
01:24:57,021 --> 01:24:58,471
- You watch two episodes of Oprah and
1578
01:24:58,471 --> 01:24:59,981
all of a sudden you're a fucking
1579
01:24:59,981 --> 01:25:02,648
expert, shut your fucking mouth!
1580
01:25:05,313 --> 01:25:06,313
- I'm sorry.
1581
01:25:09,416 --> 01:25:13,583
- I'm gonna eat your pizza
and then I'm gonna kill you.
1582
01:25:29,092 --> 01:25:31,251
(gasps)
1583
01:25:31,251 --> 01:25:34,251
- Oh my God, are you there, come on.
1584
01:25:35,361 --> 01:25:36,820
- George?
1585
01:25:36,820 --> 01:25:38,089
Hey.
1586
01:25:38,089 --> 01:25:39,502
- Hey buddy, it looks like you got hit
1587
01:25:39,502 --> 01:25:42,164
in the head pretty hard, can you stand up?
1588
01:25:42,164 --> 01:25:43,612
- I don't know.
1589
01:25:43,612 --> 01:25:46,169
I feel like I'm standing up already.
1590
01:25:46,169 --> 01:25:51,106
- Please, you have to get
up, we have to get untied.
1591
01:25:51,106 --> 01:25:52,417
- My arms can't work.
1592
01:25:52,417 --> 01:25:53,694
- They're tied behind your back,
1593
01:25:53,694 --> 01:25:55,315
come on, you can get up.
1594
01:25:55,315 --> 01:25:57,304
- I don't think I can.
1595
01:25:57,304 --> 01:25:58,387
- Please try.
1596
01:26:05,114 --> 01:26:06,886
- I'm sorry.
1597
01:26:06,886 --> 01:26:09,243
I don't thin I can.
1598
01:26:09,243 --> 01:26:11,233
- Take deep breaths.
1599
01:26:11,233 --> 01:26:13,483
(coughing)
1600
01:26:17,439 --> 01:26:18,272
- Sorry.
1601
01:26:19,304 --> 01:26:20,971
I really wanna help.
1602
01:26:28,410 --> 01:26:29,625
- Steven?
1603
01:26:29,625 --> 01:26:32,292
Steven, come on, come on, buddy.
1604
01:26:39,954 --> 01:26:42,807
Okay, I sell you pot, right?
1605
01:26:42,807 --> 01:26:45,605
You like that, what else
do you like to do for fun?
1606
01:26:45,605 --> 01:26:47,926
- What, I don't know.
1607
01:26:47,926 --> 01:26:51,381
- Like, what did you do
when you were younger?
1608
01:26:51,381 --> 01:26:53,452
Where'd you go to school?
1609
01:26:53,452 --> 01:26:54,952
- I went to, to...
1610
01:26:55,816 --> 01:26:57,949
- I went to Hamilton.
1611
01:26:57,949 --> 01:26:58,866
I hated it.
1612
01:27:00,379 --> 01:27:01,756
- Why?
1613
01:27:01,756 --> 01:27:04,506
- School was awful, it was awful.
1614
01:27:05,617 --> 01:27:09,090
(dramatic sting)
1615
01:27:09,090 --> 01:27:12,588
When I was 12 I only had one tit.
1616
01:27:12,588 --> 01:27:13,421
- What?
1617
01:27:14,984 --> 01:27:17,673
- Like I developed, one was bigger
1618
01:27:17,673 --> 01:27:20,219
for a week or a month or whatever,
1619
01:27:20,219 --> 01:27:22,719
I had one tit and one not tit.
1620
01:27:24,043 --> 01:27:25,474
All the kids made fun of me,
1621
01:27:25,474 --> 01:27:27,371
it stuck even after I had evened
1622
01:27:27,371 --> 01:27:29,755
out and they would always laugh
1623
01:27:29,755 --> 01:27:33,141
at me and call me Biggie Smalls.
1624
01:27:33,141 --> 01:27:34,867
- That sucks.
1625
01:27:34,867 --> 01:27:36,210
- I started dressing in black
1626
01:27:36,210 --> 01:27:38,269
to hide my body, I started playing
1627
01:27:38,269 --> 01:27:40,742
drums, I would play music with
1628
01:27:40,742 --> 01:27:43,279
all my spare time, and I started joining
1629
01:27:43,279 --> 01:27:45,159
every band in school.
1630
01:27:45,159 --> 01:27:46,483
- That's really cool.
1631
01:27:46,483 --> 01:27:48,274
I didn't know you played.
1632
01:27:48,274 --> 01:27:50,036
- I guess it's cool.
1633
01:27:50,036 --> 01:27:52,484
I just didn't want people close to me.
1634
01:27:52,484 --> 01:27:54,509
Everybody always hurt me, my mom,
1635
01:27:54,509 --> 01:27:56,173
my brother, my sister.
1636
01:27:56,173 --> 01:27:58,066
Anytime they would try to talk
1637
01:27:58,066 --> 01:28:00,728
to me I would just play drums louder.
1638
01:28:00,728 --> 01:28:02,061
- I'm sorry.
1639
01:28:02,061 --> 01:28:05,557
- They all think I'm a
fuckup 'cause I didn't try.
1640
01:28:05,557 --> 01:28:07,519
I didn't try in school, I didn't try
1641
01:28:07,519 --> 01:28:10,436
to get a job, but I'm not, damn it.
1642
01:28:11,460 --> 01:28:13,765
Now I'm gonna die in this garage and
1643
01:28:13,765 --> 01:28:15,332
my sister's kid's gonna die too
1644
01:28:15,332 --> 01:28:18,481
and it's gonna be all my fault.
1645
01:28:18,481 --> 01:28:20,998
George's final fuckup.
1646
01:28:20,998 --> 01:28:22,286
- I'm really sorry.
1647
01:28:22,286 --> 01:28:25,367
- Don't be sorry, just
get up and untie me.
1648
01:28:25,367 --> 01:28:27,754
If you do, I'll put you on the list
1649
01:28:27,754 --> 01:28:30,002
at my band's next show, I'll buy you
1650
01:28:30,002 --> 01:28:33,018
a beer, I'll even sit with you.
1651
01:28:33,018 --> 01:28:34,933
- Like a date?
1652
01:28:34,933 --> 01:28:36,660
- Dude, honestly?
1653
01:28:36,660 --> 01:28:38,946
I'm gay, I thought I was pretty clear
1654
01:28:38,946 --> 01:28:41,946
on that, but I mean we can hang out.
1655
01:28:48,079 --> 01:28:49,496
- Still worth it.
1656
01:28:54,619 --> 01:28:55,452
- Nice.
1657
01:29:03,512 --> 01:29:04,345
- Ow.
1658
01:29:07,568 --> 01:29:08,712
- [George] Thanks, buddy.
1659
01:29:08,712 --> 01:29:09,545
- Yeah.
1660
01:29:12,189 --> 01:29:15,528
(thunder booms)
1661
01:29:15,528 --> 01:29:18,195
(ominous music)
1662
01:29:36,043 --> 01:29:37,436
- Did you honestly think I couldn't
1663
01:29:37,436 --> 01:29:40,026
hear you two gabbing in the garage?
1664
01:29:40,026 --> 01:29:41,943
It's like 20 feet away.
1665
01:29:43,322 --> 01:29:44,898
Well it looks like you're alone, so I
1666
01:29:44,898 --> 01:29:47,901
guess his injuries are
as bad as I thought.
1667
01:29:47,901 --> 01:29:49,151
So that's good.
1668
01:29:50,377 --> 01:29:53,127
You know, I'm not stupid, George.
1669
01:29:55,137 --> 01:29:55,970
I'm smart.
1670
01:29:59,085 --> 01:30:00,752
Very smart actually.
1671
01:30:03,547 --> 01:30:05,403
- I'm not afraid of you.
1672
01:30:05,403 --> 01:30:07,986
I don't wanna be afraid of you.
1673
01:30:14,680 --> 01:30:16,460
- It's time.
1674
01:30:16,460 --> 01:30:19,788
- Fuck your fucking face, asshole!
1675
01:30:19,788 --> 01:30:22,184
(whimpering)
1676
01:30:22,184 --> 01:30:24,267
(grunts)
1677
01:30:26,971 --> 01:30:30,221
(police radio chatter)
1678
01:30:42,065 --> 01:30:44,809
- Thank you again for your cooperation.
1679
01:30:44,809 --> 01:30:46,024
We've been on the hunt for this
1680
01:30:46,024 --> 01:30:47,962
man for over a year now.
1681
01:30:47,962 --> 01:30:50,138
It's a lot of lost sleep.
1682
01:30:50,138 --> 01:30:53,342
It's a lot of missed birthday parties.
1683
01:30:53,342 --> 01:30:55,996
With your testimony, I
think we have a slam dunk.
1684
01:30:55,996 --> 01:30:57,301
Your friend's on the way to the ER,
1685
01:30:57,301 --> 01:31:00,084
he looks rough, but I think he'll make it.
1686
01:31:00,084 --> 01:31:02,250
Is there anything else I can do for you?
1687
01:31:02,250 --> 01:31:03,500
- No, I'm okay.
1688
01:31:04,928 --> 01:31:05,761
- Thank you.
1689
01:31:05,761 --> 01:31:06,761
- Thank you.
1690
01:31:09,491 --> 01:31:10,574
- I love you.
1691
01:31:12,812 --> 01:31:13,645
Thank you.
1692
01:31:19,239 --> 01:31:20,984
- George, I wanna thank you so much
1693
01:31:20,984 --> 01:31:22,243
for going above and beyond the
1694
01:31:22,243 --> 01:31:24,844
call of duty to protect my child.
1695
01:31:24,844 --> 01:31:27,344
I just have to know one thing.
1696
01:31:29,312 --> 01:31:31,607
Was it the serial murderer that gave my
1697
01:31:31,607 --> 01:31:34,857
son a piece of Laffy Taffy after 10 PM?
1698
01:31:43,144 --> 01:31:45,977
(crowd murmuring)
1699
01:32:11,971 --> 01:32:14,388
(rock music)
1700
01:32:24,363 --> 01:32:26,867
♫ Well I'm down
1701
01:32:26,867 --> 01:32:30,915
♫ Oh don't you wrestle me to the Earth now
1702
01:32:30,915 --> 01:32:33,542
♫ Well I'm down
1703
01:32:33,542 --> 01:32:38,446
♫ And I'm collapsing through the Earth now
1704
01:32:38,446 --> 01:32:41,515
♫ Well I'm down on the ground
1705
01:32:41,515 --> 01:32:44,761
♫ And I'm clowning around
1706
01:32:44,761 --> 01:32:48,058
♫ Well I'm down on the ground
1707
01:32:48,058 --> 01:32:51,278
♫ And I'm clowning around
1708
01:32:51,278 --> 01:32:53,223
♫ Down
1709
01:32:53,223 --> 01:32:56,963
♫ Don't you wrestle me to the Earth now
1710
01:32:56,963 --> 01:32:59,713
♫ Well I'm down
1711
01:33:02,094 --> 01:33:04,594
(alarm beeps)
1712
01:33:14,382 --> 01:33:16,657
- Great, well you know,
it's been awhile since
1713
01:33:16,657 --> 01:33:20,776
I saw you and I just thought that maybe...
1714
01:33:20,776 --> 01:33:21,995
(coughing)
1715
01:33:21,995 --> 01:33:23,912
Right, yeah yeah, okay.
1716
01:33:24,928 --> 01:33:28,852
So what time do you think
you'll be done with, oh.
1717
01:33:28,852 --> 01:33:31,019
Yeah, no, no, that's cool.
1718
01:33:33,028 --> 01:33:34,719
Yeah, yeah.
1719
01:33:34,719 --> 01:33:37,993
Yeah, I am talking to you on a landline.
1720
01:33:37,993 --> 01:33:41,243
Right, yeah I know, I know, so maybe...
1721
01:33:43,302 --> 01:33:44,850
Well when are...
1722
01:33:44,850 --> 01:33:45,875
Okay.
1723
01:33:45,875 --> 01:33:49,185
No no, hey, no, cool,
it's cool, all right.
1724
01:33:49,185 --> 01:33:50,689
I'll talk...
1725
01:33:50,689 --> 01:33:51,522
Hello?
1726
01:33:57,019 --> 01:33:59,497
♫ Well I'm down
1727
01:33:59,497 --> 01:34:04,320
♫ And I'm collapsing through the Earth now
1728
01:34:04,320 --> 01:34:08,324
♫ Well I'm down on the ground ♫
1729
01:34:08,324 --> 01:34:12,241
♫ Now that the night has ended
1730
01:34:14,694 --> 01:34:18,777
♫ Now that the evening's through
1731
01:34:20,642 --> 01:34:25,332
♫ Although I don't wanna do what I have to
1732
01:34:25,332 --> 01:34:29,499
♫ It's time to try and say goodbye to you
1733
01:34:38,331 --> 01:34:42,498
♫ Now that the lights
have all been turned on
1734
01:34:44,604 --> 01:34:48,187
♫ The time flew by somehow
1735
01:34:50,614 --> 01:34:55,436
♫ Although I don't want
to take a final bow
1736
01:34:55,436 --> 01:34:59,603
♫ It's time to try and say goodbye for now
1737
01:35:07,703 --> 01:35:11,870
♫ Hands on the clock keep ticking
1738
01:35:14,108 --> 01:35:18,108
♫ My watch is no friend of mine
1739
01:35:19,607 --> 01:35:23,774
♫ That's one set of hands
that are pointless to hold
1740
01:35:24,797 --> 01:35:28,964
♫ It won't have me slow down time again
1741
01:35:36,595 --> 01:35:40,762
♫ Let me repeat until we meet again
1742
01:35:47,925 --> 01:35:50,592
♫ Let me repeat
1743
01:35:52,532 --> 01:35:55,199
♫ Until we meet
1744
01:35:57,606 --> 01:36:01,189
♫ Again ♫
1745
01:36:07,625 --> 01:36:09,958
- [Voiceover] Thanks, Lenny.
1746
01:36:14,258 --> 01:36:17,070
- Yeah, yeah yeah yeah,
you'll barely feel it.
1747
01:36:17,070 --> 01:36:18,153
JK, no murds.
1748
01:36:19,129 --> 01:36:21,370
(laughing)
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