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# Trastevere is a boat without a sail, which

goes along the river without a sailor.

There is no more string or cloth

left and the shoemaker is also gone.

And in the meantime, with the pickaxe and

shovel they broke through the Vicolo del Moro.

And where there is the Piazzetta della

Scala, an American wants to build a tunnel there.

If the world is going the way

it is, what do you want to do?

If the world is going

the way it is, let it go.

If the world is going the way

it is, what do you want to do?

If the world goes the

way it goes, try to get by.

They also bought my house

to make a refreshment area.

I already know that when I

leave, due to suffering, I will die.

Now I'll get on the boat too

and go down slowly to the sea.

And if the boat goes down, I'll

sink with it, the world goes too.

If the world is going the way

it is, what do you want to do?

If the world is going

the way it is, let it go.

If the world is going the way

it is, what do you want to do?

If the world goes the way it goes, try to get by.

# But it is possible that

we cannot speak to the chief commissioner,

a high ranking official, the commissioner?

- Do you think I'm ''a piece of trash''? - Don't get me wrong.

- But it's a dramatic case... - Don't exaggerate.

Tonight, in Trastevere, Two cars were stolen,

two apartments and a shop were burgled, there

was a fight with four people injured, one seriously.

Okay, but also in homage to my modest

personality, I am sure that a high official...

Brigadier, did you understand my name correctly?

Enrico Formichi, lyrical and dramatic artist, baritone.

Paris, London, New York, Buenos Aires, Moscow, Berlin... Seven languages!

- (lN FRENCH) I have to find my dog. - What ?

(lN ENGLISH) I have to find my dog.

And then I could continue in Spanish, in Swedish, in Russian...

- Do you want to hear how to say it in Russian? - What ?

- SPEAKS RUSSIAN That is: ''I have to find my dog''. Take note.

French Bulldog imported directly from Belgium,

white coat, female, named Mao... for obvious irony.

Value 150,000.

Without that dog, my life makes no sense.

You don't have to react like this, After all, he's just a dog.

But I'm alone, you understand?

I can only send a phonogram.

However you must file a complaint. Name?

- Mine or the dog's? - Your.

- Baritone Formichi Enrico. - All you need is ''Formichi Enrico''.

- Do you live in Trastevere? - Yes, for 15 years.

For this reason too, I believe I am entitled to special consideration.

I was the first true artist to discover

the charm of this fabulous neighborhood.

Fabulous... You said it right. It's just fabulous.

- Come on! - What a goal!

- Look at that dog! - Nice, but it's not for hunting.

There are not only hunting dogs.

- What a mug! He also boxed. -Whose is it? - We don't know.

- If they want it back, they have to give me the money. - You can't take them all.

- No, we'll split them up. - We have to keep it one day each.

Hey, don't argue.

Five cartons of STUFESANTE and four of ASTORE. All right ?

- You regulate yourself. - Do you need anything else? - No, say hello to Mr. Toto for me.

Tell his wife not to forget about me.

Tell her: ''Many greetings from Sister Regina''.

Good morning, Sister Regina, how are you? Everything OK ?

Yes, you were right to stop by so I can take this burden off.

- How many are there? - 250. - SOUND OF THE ENGINE - Let's go

back slowly, eh? - It takes patience, it's a long way around.

Okay, and where are we at with the Madonnas?

Almost all the dues have been paid, but instead of

leaving on Tuesday, they would like to leave on Thursday.

Why ?

- Tuesday still feels the hangover from Sunday. - That's right.

They will be able to face devotions better. How many will we be?

Like last year, minus those who died... About 35.

- There are fewer and fewer of us. - Unfortunately it's like this.

Is it ok to leave at 9.30am?

I don't want to be too late for devotions.

Listen to me, that they prepare well.

I was asked if we could have coffee

after the Pope's latest encyclical.

If one interprets according to the modernistic trend of the Church,

I would say yes. But if it could be avoided, it would be better.

Wait.

- No, don't bother. - They are for the holy souls in Purgatory.

- Praise be to Our Lady. - Always be praised.

Sora Regi', you kiss a lot of ''stacks''!

You idiot, you'll realize it when you're in hell.

If I had your sins, I would have to kiss some ''drains'' too.

Dirty as you are, you will have to kiss the ''callare''!

Viking, come here, I'll take you to the fridge, so you

can teach me how to make love at the NORTH Pole!

Don't go away, Polar Star!

Have you ever noticed the elegance and

solidity of this certainly sixteenth-century arch?

- Good morning, ma'am. Good morning, professor. - Good morning, Septimius.

If you need some clippings for the dog...

Thanks, it's no longer needed, it's dead.

I am sorry, I offer you my condolences.

Thank you.

- Good morning, Sister Regina. - Good morning, professor.

- One of the usual ones. - The STUFESANTS are over.

I sent my sister to see, if he passes through a ''little quarter''...

Okay, let's review.

She's thin, but I would make love to her too.

You would do it with your mother too.

- Septimius, come. - I'm coming flying! What do you want?

Two slices, but not like yesterday's, I want to keep them.

Do well, brothers!

This was an infamy, Mr. Toto didn't deserve it.

If I arrived ten minutes early, they screwed me too.

- They would have ruined my day. - Me too.

- I also came to buy. - We thank the Madonna. - Certain.

I warn Regina. When these guys are around, you never know what's going to happen.

I greet you. Kid, let's go.

Even thieves!

Five Hermes 23 cues, 25 cues of

Astor, and 28 cues of Stuyvesant.

- ''Shit!'' What kind of dog is it? - It's better not to trust.

- We are ruined! - Who brought this dog here? - I do not know.

We are ruined.

We are ruined!

I would like to know who that scoundrel is who ruined me.

This was a spy!

Doctor, I ask you on my knees as if you were the Madonna.

Do it for these innocents.

Tell me who was the villain who ruined me.

At least take this satisfaction away from me.

But you don't understand who he is? He's your friend who loves you so much, - the one you always go drinking with.

- Damn you!

- This time I'll kill him! I'll finish it! - Shut up, dirty Eva!

Don't piss me off, An uncle of mine also died.

- Who's coming with us? - But why? Is there also an arrest?

No, there is the Nobel Prize. Who do we make the owner of the company?

- Are you looking at me? - No, I'm looking at... this shit.

- Sorry, doctor. - At that time ?

- Can you leave us alone for a moment? - Okay, but hurry.

Sorry, doctor, but haven't we already met?

It doesn't seem like it to me.

- At that time ? - I don't want to go with him.

- Then I'll go. - At least you spent Christmas at home.

Checco, I think this time it's your turn.

If there was no match on Sunday, I would definitely go there.

It wouldn't hurt you to go a couple of months without drinking.

- You have 300 blood pressure. - In the end you always talk about wine!

Now it's not about the DRINKING.

If I'm not here, everything goes ''with its feet in the air''!

Do you want to understand that we are ruined?

That we will have to start all over again from scratch?

We could place all the blame on Gastone.

He's already in prison, he could make ''a whole batch''.

''And me cojoni''! And when will I see my husband again?

This poor creature has yet to know him. I'd rather go there!

And who looks after the baby?

Then you are the only resource of the family, I don't want to sacrifice you.

No, my daughter, I thank you.

What the fuck do you want? Why are you looking at me?

- A little patience, doctor.

What do we do?

Gertru, someone has to sacrifice themselves.

They won't give you more than two or three months.

At that time ?

What if we sent grandma there?

You have to take it in the ass!

You have to live 100 years to do all the years in prison that I did.

I'm retired and you shouldn't make me angry, I have a heartache!

I understood, ''whoever has the turn doesn't get angry''. You come here.

- I have to make coffee. - You'll do it later!

Let's do the counting.

You have to bring the money home and you still have to grow.

For me... fingers down!

- Grandma, won't you give your Checco a kiss? - Leave me alone!

- But is she coming? - Yes, doctor.

The little angel goes around and around and always ends up in my ass.

- They don't even want me to die at home. - What must be seen!

The only innocent woman in Trastevere is her.

Sora Rosa, don't get angry, God sees and punishes.

- the cheaters! - Cuckolds!

(lN FRENCH) I have some paintings to show you, come to my house at 9pm.

What the fuck are you talking about? You know I don't speak French.

(lN ENGLISH) Sorry, are you coming to my house at 9pm?

Okay.

(lN ENGLISH) Joseph, are you coming at 9pm?

- (lN ENGLISH) Cary, at 9pm at my house? - Okay.

Hi, at 9pm at my house?

- (lN ENGLISH) Good! - Without baby, though. - Certain.

- Okay. - Hello, baby.

- Madame, my name is Nestore Di Cosimo, psychedelic painter. - I'm busy.

I heard your phrase and I'm interested in painting.

I wanted to ask her if I could come and see those paintings too.

This is a solo exhibition, invitations are reserved.

I understood it, This is why I would like to participate.

One day I might make a personal reservation too and I would call her.

- the paintings are not mine, Until we meet again. - I don't insist.

It would be 9,500 lire in total, but 9,000 are enough, okay?

It would have gone very well, if it hadn't been for my misfortune...

You don't have to think about misfortunes.

Think about eating and drinking, you look like a ''rag''.

- See you, Sister Regina. - Be well, Straccale' and don't think about it.

You say well!

- Good morning, Sister Gertru', are you in a hurry? - Yes, I'm in a hurry.

I purged the boy, I don't want him to shit all over the house.

But I have time to pay the fee, give me the rest.

When are we leaving? Tuesday or Thursday?

Thursday, how we had agreed.

Departure is at 9.30. Don Ernesto said to come fasting.

Okay, but not even coffee?

The Pope would have said no, after all, we are not pregnant.

- You're right, I greet you. - Health !

Sora Regina, one day I too will come to the Madonna.

It wouldn't hurt to give that dirty little soul a wash.

But can devotions be done even if you give money to ''strozzo''?

But ''fuck it in your ass''!

Here's the one I like, it looks like a sheep going to the slaughter.

Only I could ''put it back'' into the world.

Blessed are you who only think about that!

Sister Regina...

But is what I heard true?

- Whose ? - From the professor. - I don't know him and I don't know anything.

An inch from my ass, everyone can do what they want.

Dirty, infamous and son of a whore!

- Come out, show yourself! - Leave him alone!

- Don't talk behind your back, Judas! - But who are you talking to?

- With you, your damn thing! Come down if you are a man. - What if I'm a man?

- Hug me! - This time I'll end it.

- Leave me to make a massacre. - I'll eat your heart!

At least that's how you eat, starving!

Starving? But with one of our vomits you will eat us for a month!

- Beggars, you go around without underwear. - Shut up, washerwoman!

Assholes! ''Cacasotto'', come down if you are a man!

- Shut up, you go around without underwear. - Rascals!

Shut up, you slut! I know you very well.

Your damn things!

COUGH HIT - Oh God, the heart!

- Run, grandfather is ''disturbed''!

- Grampa ! - Go get the vinegar!

- Who is ? - (lN FRENCH) It's us, Piero and Gastone.

(lN FRENCH) Close the door.

(lN ENGLISH) - Who is he? - I'm Cary. - Ok, close the door.

- John. - Okay, John.

- Nestore Di Cosimo. - Who? - The psychedelic painter.

- Don't let him in. - He forgot to invite me.

- But if you can't, you can't. - She forgot!

Milady!

SONG

What a drag!

In the light we can find our path.

Do you like girls?

I like everything that is beautiful.

- do you like me? - No.

Blessed is he who is alone

the truth he knew and penetrated.

Do you like girls?

I've never tried.

I know, it's annoying the first time.

But if you want to be happy being a dog,

as now I'm happy to be a wretch,

you have to learn to do drugs, to travel.

If you don't give a damn about life, like I don't give a damn,

you will be fine.

All it takes is a smoke, a pill,

and everything becomes beautiful, easy, colored.

You will even be happy to have a master you didn't choose.

But if you don't want to end up in Regina Coeli,

you have to be careful.

In this world you are not even free to kill yourself as you want.

The soul of your bastards!

If one has a toothache, goes to the dentist

and no one puts you in jail.

But if one has a bad soul,

Who the fuck are you going to?

ClTOPHONE

- (lN ENGLISH) Who is he? - I am the painter Di Cosimo.

- Leave me alone otherwise I'll have to call... - Now I'll count to three.

If he doesn't let me in, I'll kill myself here, in the doorway.

A,

two,

LOCK CLICK

The door!

Yes.

- Are you crazy? - I do not know.

Sit down.

- Where are you from ? - From Nocella Di Sopra, in Lucania.

The land is so poor that not even blackberries grow on it.

If it weren't for the holy water, people would starve.

- Is it thermal water? - No, it's nourishing water.

We don't know what it contains, but it takes away the hunger.

- What resources are there? - The most important are earthquakes.

earthquakes?

Yes, for the help. Red Cross, Vatican...

But for some time now earthquakes have also preferred other areas.

And what do they live on?

We don't die of hunger, the locusts arrive every other year.

- Do you eat grasshoppers?

- They are not bad, especially if fried in sea water, they remind you of shrimp.

If you don't like grasshoppers, you can expatriate, or

you can join the Public Service Security, in the Carabinieri...

- The resources are there. - (lN FRENCH) My poor friend!

There are those who are born in a country that is too poor and those who are born in one that is too rich.

However my country is beautiful, there

is nothing, not even the war memorial.

But there's an air...

If it's hot and the cicadas are singing, you

sit in the shade and feel like an Eternal Father.

Where are you from?

- it? - Yes.

I am a daughter of time and clouds.

I was born from a flower, from a swallow on a full moon night.

But in which country did they tie your navel?

What does it matter, brother?

When someone is born in Abbiategrasso, daughter of an idiot,

who starting from scratch becomes a millionaire by bagging cured meats,

has the right to consider itself a cosmic soap bubble.

(lN FRENCH) Leave it alone, my friend.

The door to the world has opened to everyone

when the valleys are finished.

In what sense?

- It's an Indian maxim. - Ah!

Do you like girls?

Theoretically yes.

What does ''theoretically'' mean?

Since I picked up this habit, I didn't practice anymore.

I might even have forgotten it.

What is this hard thing?

- The gun. - Why are you carrying a gun?

I wanted to kill myself.

What are you interested in?

My vocation has always been painting,

but Nocera Di Sopra lacked admirers and capital.

So one day, just to leave my country,

I joined Public Safety.

Are you from the police?

Yes, but don't worry, I don't get along with PS.

- But are you still on duty? - Administratively yes.

But I'm missing because I haven't been back to base for a long time.

And they're not looking for you?

I think so.

Why did you start taking drugs?

In the exercise of my duties.

I had a choice between the Political Squad and the

Narcotics Squad, and I preferred the Narcotics Squad.

I grew my hair, and they assigned me on a

special anti-drug mission here in Trastevere.

A pill here, a puff there... And I was stoned.

But what are you saying?

Without drugs, you would not have discovered your intimate essence as an artist,

just as I would not have discovered that I was a reincarnation of Vishnu.

- But what is your name? - Peretti Caterina.

But for friends, Rama.

Much pleasure.

Let's see if I remember.

Jesus, Joseph and Mary!

- How is grandpa with his heart? - He wanted a flask of wine.

They argue to have the excuse to make up in the evening at the tavern.

- Here's the soda and the wine. - Good, Nanda! - I put even more.

- Damn yours! - Feel your sister.

of bank interest.

- Don't complain. - There are many risks.

I'm not complaining, but if I don't repair the roof of the church,

- it will fall on me. - Certain, without private initiative...

- I know. - The world would ''go to pieces''.

HIGH SOUND OF THE TRUMPET Damn yours!

Go bust your balls somewhere else!

Sorry, Don Ernesto. Nanda, the bill!

- 3,800. - I met her when she was a child and now she has grown up a lot.

Don Erne', do you believe in the eternity of the soul?

If you pay for lunch, I'll give you a great deal.

What is it about?

After my death, I will appear to you in a dream,

and ''they can kill me'', if I don't give you a hard time.

God save us! But you are strong, you will not die.

Don't look at the ''paper'', you have to see what's inside.

- Don't talk rubbish and don't think about dying. - Instead I think about it.

Every now and then I hear people passing by me ''the dry godmother''.

Of course, no one is eternal...

I want to take a risk and if you keep your promise, - I will say one Mass a month.

- In your conscience, Don Erne'!

(WITH A MILAN ACCENT) Who is this?

I don't know ! Nowadays you can see all the colors here.

Trastevere, which was once like

a village, has become a sea port.

Once upon a time we all knew each other, we grew up together as a family.

Now the foreigners are coming, the artists, the long-haired...

These houses, which are bacarozzi factories, pay their weight

in gold and the people of Trastevere, little by little, they go away.

I don't feel good here anymore either.

One day or another I'll ''cry shack and puppets'' and I'll go away too.

- Then you're angry with me too. - No, I'm just saying it to chat.

But I would like to know what you find in Trastevere.

Buggers, thieves, sons of

whores, ''pimps'', rats, it

smells like broccoli and shit,

but at least the people are ''free-range''.

Lucky you ! It must be nice not to understand shit.

- Hello, Romulus. I kiss you on the mouth. - Goodbye, Mr. Count.

- Two urgent Ramazzotti! - Straight or with seltzer?

- Smooth for me! - For me with seltzer!

- Hurry up, we have to go to work! - Don't get confused!

- Where do you think you are? - We're staying at the grand hotel!

Here from now on you have to be polite

otherwise go and take it in the ass in another bar!

- Sor Alfre', did you sleep uncovered? - It's my business!

Wake up, miss! This is not a public dormitory!

- What do we do? - We do what you want.

''I'm with the garden and hoeing the friars!''

We don't have to obey anyone.

- We're in no hurry. - Nobody said the work won't be done!

- The boss... - He'll manage! - Do you agree with me? - Yes.

I don't like working!

- The bill! - What bill of exchange?

- If I don't pay, they'll confiscate my television. - Sell it.

- I already sold it. - What do you care!

- They're jailing my wife because she signed the bills! - You should be happy.

I know, but then who washes my clothes?

Alvaru, we have to go to work. The boss has to give me a deposit.

- We already got them! - A deposit on your next job.

- Goal! - We still have to finish that one! - Then you're a fascist!

It can't be done. Alvaru', I ask you as a brother.

We're going to work this morning.

All right. When one is born to suffer!

This is a purebred dog. Where did he get it?

A friend who didn't have much money gave it to me.

He thought about giving it to Onassis!

- What do you live on? - Just a little.

- Sometimes I get a few dollars from my mother. - Is your father dead?

No, but he thinks I'm crazy.

I am very interested in the problem of young people.

Why does a boy like her live like a desperado?

I'm not very happy with the world I was born into.

- Why aren't you happy being American? - I said about the world, not about my country!

- Come.

Come! Here we are not in London or New York, we are in Trastevere.

I have the fortune or misfortune of

being an aristocrat but I have no money!

Without going through communism and

anarchy, I believe I have achieved what you

are looking for: dignity, human respect, freedom.

But you are an aristocrat.

The aristocracy is an infinitesimal part of humanity.

I recognize that we live in an era of profound

moral decline, of desecration, of atheism.

It's true, but on a historical level I consider this to be positive.

How beautiful you are.

You have a baby face on a spiritual giant's body.

- Please! - In my opinion the only salvation is personal salvation.

The rest is rhetoric and demagogy.

- Has it been long since you've had a bath? - Since I've been in Italy.

- How long have you been in Italy? - For two years.

I don't see what personal solution

the blacks of my country can have.

Leave the niggers alone! They'll figure it out on their own.

Evolutionary processes have always been tiring and painful.

Nobody stops them from emerging

where they excel in sport, in music.

When his niggers are ripe to do

other things they will do those too.

I do not rule out, in fact I predict that one day

every good black family will have its good white butler.

It may be right, but they have to earn their place in the sun.

I don't understand why I should leave this house,

oblige my civilization, the result of millennia

of work and pain, and say to a pygmy with a fig

leaf: ''Please, come in!'' It is true that one

day the whites will be at service of the blacks

because violence brings violence, racism breeds racism.

It's logical and it's also right! It's the law of ''menga''.

I don't know this law.

You are such a beautiful creature that I spare you this vulgarity.

It's a law as old as the world, my boy.

It's no one's fault if man is like this

if the wolf is a wolf and if the sheep is a sheep.

Lie down, I'll massage you.

(in Roman dialect) # The boatman goes against the current!

We lose sleep and catch nothing. #

- We should have gone to work. - Damn yours!

I'd poke your eye out!

If I look at that house, I feel like throwing up.

Why ? She's so cute!

instead of the painter, I'd make you work as a junkyard!

Houses are not painted that way!

A nice salmon pink would look good there.

Then a nice pea green is better.

SOUND OF THE ENGINE

Yes, would you like to fly into the lNFENlTO cosmos?

# Fly, fly, fly the bird!

You ''get'' that! #

It feels good in the open air.

I remember when we were kids we used to ''wank'' at school.

- Do we want to do a good work? - What do you want to do?

- Let's change the color of that house! - You're crazy!

I am a poet! You've known me for a hundred years and you haven't understood it?

I don't understand if instead of a brain you have a

stewed pepper or a handful of sawdust soaked in piss.

- What if the master comes? - We're not stealing!

- Help me instead of being a deputy! - What ?

Not even if my children died, my mother, my father

I, Diotallevi Alvaro, I would move from here!

(in Roman dialect) # Trastevere house!

My mother's house!

You take life with you! #

- There is'. - Tell me, Alva'.

I believe man's curse is his bitchiness.

What do you mean?

I don't know if you can understand my philosophical concept.

- Tell me so I can concentrate. - Think about what we're doing.

Nobody pays us, nobody commands us and yet we are happy.

- How do you explain it? - Because we are assholes!

- Then you agree with me! - What's right is right.

# At the arenella... # The more the river grows, the more wood comes to the surface. #

- It's a masterpiece! - You feel good when you do a good deed.

If only everyone in the world were like us!

There would be no evil!

Maybe that's the master!

- Are you the master? - Yes.

- What do you think? - Did you play this joke on me?

- You didn't expect it, did you? - No.

Who the fuck told you to do this?

Don't get angry. You don't have to pay us!

I definitely won't pay!

I would like to report you!

Do you mean it was better before?

- It looked like a prisoner's jacket! - But what does it matter to you?

- The house is mine and I like it that way! - No! - Yes.

You can't say this. We must defend the landscape!

If we built a house next door in the shape of a shit

what would you say? - Nothing.

In my life I have always minded my own business!

- This is why things in Italy are bad. - They all happen to me!

Erase that filth and paint it with the same colors as before.

Instead of saying thank you!

Of what?

Looks like we pissed on you!

Don't be a scoundrel, otherwise it's worse for you!

We did boxing!

Do you even want to hit me? Your damn things!

- What do we do? - We can't ruin ourselves for a fool.

Wait !

Sons of a paracula!

HE SPEAKS GERMAN

The cannon fires at noon. It's an old Roman tradition.

Minus 3, minus 2, minus 1. Fire !

the usual Italians!

10, 9, 8, 7,

6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.

Get down, need a push.

Little boy, don't try hard, you shit yourself!

Salvatore saves you, go.

Dad, have you seen how cute he is?

- Shall we take it? - What do you do with it?

- He keeps us company. - With the dogs you find, trouble always happens.

- Come on, dad! Let's take it. - All right.

But just for tonight, We'll bring it back here tomorrow. Let's go.

Departure !

# Savior, save everyone, save your

soul... # your damns! Son of a whore!

If I meet you!

< Do you want to understand that you have five children?

< You move!

< You went fishing with Alvaro and you also played pinball!

< Who thinks about the family?

- Damn...

- Mom is right. - Go and die killed!

> I don't have to be ashamed of walking past the ''pizzicarolo''!

> They also took away my eyes.

> They would like us to go and be whores.

> Come on, I won't give you this satisfaction.

> God makes them and then couples them.

> Bingo and Bongo, Pappa e Ciccia, Bagonghi and Ridolini!

> All they need to do is go to bed together!

Yes, do you have buckshot cartridges?

- What do you want to do? - We have to finish this.

Let's make a massacre.

- With semi-infirmity they don't give us more than 20 years. - There's a divorce.

- It's better to divorce. - I thought about it!

- But you have to maintain your family anyway. - Damn them!

- There is'. - Tell me, Alva'.

Imagine the two of us on a desert island, full of quail, sea bass, chicory.

- With the rifle and the fishing rod we... - We would eat with our dicks!

You're still the same asshole.

We can never have a serious conversation with you.

The Zanzibar bazaar arrives.

- Good evening, lola. - Welcome, Cinch'. Fortunately !

- How cold! Give me a whiskey. - J&B for Holland.

- How is it going ? - You can't beat a nail!

They are watching the match on television.

Television is ruining everything, the match, the boxing, the astronauts!

They will also do ''hustlers'' on television!

- I'll pay when you come back. - Score.

- Do you have any news? - About what? - About me.

It's just a fixation!

You always think about the same thing! You don't have to do this.

- Forget it, Straccale'. I greet you. - Hi, lola.

- What do you need, Tere'? - Give me the charcoal, my ass is frozen!

- It is cold ! - Here.

- Also give me a coffee with the sketch. - Coffee with anise.

I also take an Aspirin!

- I've got a cold. - Try Coricidin.

Give me what you want.

I would need a lung transplant.

- Do you have Astors? - Yes. - Give me a pack.

Try to smoke less, it's bad for you

especially after what you had!

-How's the baby? - Well.

She has become a daughter of a whore! Now he is with his grandmother.

- But I see her almost every day. - Did you hear anything?

- What are you talking about? - By Renata.

Tear them off, you're going crazy!

You don't have to think about it anymore, It's been two years now.

I know. You are right.

But I think about it in the evening when I go to sleep

and in the morning when I wake up I keep thinking about it! - I understand you.

But you have to try to react. When someone dies, you have to resign yourself.

''When one Pope dies, another popes!''

- It's difficult. - Greetings, Straccale'.

Hello, Tere'.

Straccale', great revelations! All the details!

Open me up. I have to tell you many things.

Give me something to drink. I'm losing my underwear due to the cold!

News... Put it on, put it on!

- Sensational news. - Really ?

Do you have a cigarette ?

How good it feels!

Do you have a match?

Do you remember Ortensia la Buciona?

Why not? She was a great friend of poor Renata.

You will have accompanied her home many times.

I'm telling you about the era of Viale Tiziano.

- Tall, big, the dark-haired friend. - At that time ?

She stopped because she is ill and no longer young.

The other day he told me that he wants to put a stand in the square.

- Hurry up, Gigliola. - If you want, I'll come down immediately. - No, talk.

Give me a sandwich, this cigarette made me hungry.

Give her a sandwich.

So...

Shortly after the event happened Ortensia went to Rebibbia.

While they were standing in the air you heard

the Sardinian say: ''37 stab wounds is a lot!

'' When the Sardinian came out, she did both.

37, the stab wounds and 47, dead man talking.

- Who had spoken? - Renata's good soul.

He said: ''Tell everyone that I am in

heaven while the executioner who killed

me is down in hell.'' Then he is dead too!

I don't know, but from what you said it seems so.

One goes to hell when he dies.

He should have asked who that executioner was!

Let me finish! In fact Buciona tells her...

- Did the Buciona or the Sardinian dream about it? - The Sardinian, you make me wrong.

''Who was that scoundrel who hit you?'' - What did she say?

- Give me a hot coffee.

- Give it to him. - At that time ? - Listen, it's interesting.

- Poor Renata... - What are you doing?

Guess what.

What is poor Renata doing?

He takes three steps forward. 1, 2, 3.

- You make the sign of the cross... - What did he say? - Nothing.

- She left. - Go take it in the ass! - What do I have to do with it?

I didn't dream it! We were friends, maybe she would have told me.

Let me go away, I still have to go all the way around.

Don't worry, as soon as there's something strange, I'll let you know.

Sooner or later we will find out the truth!

Let's hope so.

- What do I do, dad? Sign ? - No.

She takes advantage of it!

9,000, 10,000, 1

1,000, 12,000,

13,000, 14,000, 15,000.

It's 15,500 lire.

We keep the change in the cash register, they are around 1,000 lire.

Dad, what are you thinking?

I seem to see her again, there, between those two trees.

He walked up and down.

She never stopped.

She was the first to arrive and the last to leave.

Sometimes it was very cold.

If it rained, he had his umbrella, his galoshes.

What punctuality! How precise.

She was better than an employee. He didn't trust anyone.

He was just doing his duty.

House and shop, shop and house.

Never fun, never a distraction.

Your mother was a holy woman.

- Was she beautiful? - A Madonna!

Where the others did one, she made three!

She had the best clientele.

Professors, lawyers, artists.

Once a minister gave him a gift 50,000 for his great art.

Her art was to make everyone believe she was in love.

But I know he only cared about me.

Dad, don't think about it.

If you get sick, what do I do?

You are right, my creature.

Now I have to live only for you.

Tear them off!

Stop, I have to talk to you!

- This dog is beautiful. How much did you pay for it? - 200 lire per kilo.

- Can dogs be bought by the kilo? - Do you want to buy them by the mile?

This is not something to eat!

In fact, in China they eat them.

- Do you really want to eat the dog? - In the absence of lamb!

- It's true that you artists are all crazy! - Tomato red.

- Now stay still, otherwise I'll make you cross-eyed. - You're nervous!

- You don't have anything to smoke, do you? - What are these?

I know you're on drugs!

- Nandi', have you gone crazy? - I won't tell anyone.

Enough, you gave me inspiration.

- How ugly you see me! am I like that? - No, you're worse.

I sublimated you with a psychedelic interpretation.

- What does that mean? - These are not things for you.

Bring me less overcooked pasta, otherwise I change restaurant.

My father said if you don't pay him the

bill, this is the last lunch he'll send you.

If I sell a painting, I buy you, your father and all of Trastevere.

You rude capitalist!

Cheap!

Take a Madonna, give me 2,000 lire change and we're even.

So my father throws it at me! It already has many ''madonnas''!

Then go, I'm busy.

You're becoming more and more unpleasant to me.

Last night I dreamed that you kissed me and... Etc.!

What does ''etc.'' mean?

It was as if we were in Ostia, in summer, on a

fiery but deserted beach. The two of us were naked.

Naked?

In summer, in Ostia, deserted.

It's unlikely.

> TOILET FLUSH NOISE

Nandi', forget it. We don't believe in dreams.

- But I was Indian! - Well done, be an Indian.

We would miss this too.

- Now go, I have to change. - Already !

I'm only fit to bring you double rations.

My father also beat me.

Don't think about it, Nandi'.

- Go. - I go.

- Can I ask you a question ? - Yes, but hurry.

But you have to be sincere.

Are you in a relationship with her because you love her or because she brings you drugs?

- What does love have to do with it? - I can get you the drugs too.

- Where do you find it? - I can find out.

Lots of long-haired people come to the shop.

I once saw them smoking a cigarette with their hands.

- They must have been butts. - No, it had a strange smell, like burnt socks.

- Hashish, but of very poor quality.

Go.

- Are you waiting for someone? - Yes, I'm waiting for someone.

- The Indian? - Yes.

- But what does he have more than me? - It doesn't break much!

> TOILET FLUSH NOISE Again !

The tree kisses the earth, the wave kisses the rock and I kiss my love.

- What an idiot! - (in French) Excuse me ! - ''Ora pro nobis''!

She is the restaurant owner's daughter, but she leaves immediately.

- Hello, Nandi'. Thank you. (in French) - She's cute. - Yes.

- (in French) Do you speak French? - Why should he speak French?

- Speaking Roman is enough for me already! - Do you smoke?

it? So my father beats me!

- Haven't you ever tried? - What are you saying? It's a creature!

- I started it when I was 12. - Now I understand!

The drugs!

- Okay, I'm in. - What do you want to do?

Aren't you ashamed?

At your age! So you become more of an idiot than you are.

- I'll become an idiot like you.

- Go, or I'll drug you with a slap and make you sleep for three days. - Don't get angry, my love.

She's a little fool, you don't have to get angry for her.

She's a silly little girl.

- Have you gone crazy? - I was wrong.

(with a Milanese accent) This is really crazy!

- What will I bring you tomorrow? - Don't bring me anything.

- When will you pay my bill? - Send me the invoice by post.

- No, you have to pay the bill! - Go! - How rude!

- We will come to you to learn education! Slut! - Stop it.

- When I meet you, I'll make you black! - Go away.

> Sozzoni!

> NOISE OF OBJECTS BREAKING

- Is it blood? - No, it's gravy.

- When the sun sets, dawn is still far away. - That's right!

But this time you have to explain to me what the fuck it has to do with it!

At vicolo del Mattatonato 1 12, in the basement,

there are two who are taking drugs.

But he has nothing to do with it, don't do anything to him

because I love him.

(in English) Do you speak English?

(in French) Are you French?

(in Spanish) Do you speak Spanish?

- But where are we from? - This way, from Trastevere.

Over here!

(in Spanish) How are you?

(in English) - How are you? - Fine thanks.

Yes, I don't understand why to feel free you

have to dress like imbeciles like these here!

To be able to demonstrate what we are.

My wife is doing the paperwork to have me locked up in the mental hospital.

- It's your fault you suffer! - You too suffer!

- I dispute that. - We dispute, so we'll go to the mental hospital together!

Excuse me, are you objecting?

Yes.

As much as I can.

Allows ? Enrico Formichi, lyrical and dramatic artist.

I also dispute. I can ?

I'm growing a beard to show the context!

- What happened to him?

- A week ago I had the disastrous adventure of losing my dog!

Great breed! Only comfort to my loneliness.

Taking advantage of my personality, I am received by the police commissioner.

He makes me sit down, he offers me a cigarette, and

says: ''I would be grateful if you didn't waste my time.

'' I, with my innate elegance, I say: ''I would like to

point out that you are paid to be at the service of the citizens.

These were his words, on my honor as a man and as an artist.

''Of course, of all citizens the sane ones.'' So,

according to her, I would be a madman, a lunatic!

At this point do you know what the Stalinist, the repressor, said?

''Either I call the neuro or have her

arrested.'' I am saved by a miracle.

But since then I have joined the Resistance!

Consider myself one of you, ready to commit at any level!

Molotov cocktails, barricades, revolution!

SING THE FRENCH ANTHEM

THERE IS A KNOCKING ON THE DOOR

- Who is ? > Open up, police!

Wait a minute, I'm on the toilet!

Open or we'll break down the door!

It's open.

Ah, the public force!

HE SPEAKS FRENCH

vomiting

-Who are you ? -Vice Brigadier Mazzullo Carmel. Anti-drug section.

- At your orders. - Brigadier, are you on drugs?

Gentlemen! Two puffs for service reasons.

Ah! This is also a colleague, Look at the situation I'm in.

Get that shameless girl dressed.

- Miss, get dressed. - You come ! You come !

No, I'm on duty. Get dressed.

- Brigadier, what do we do? - I do not know. Send me to life in prison.

Let's say that the suspect was already at large at the time of his arrest.

Don't talk nonsense. There is a complaint from anonymous people.

-Marshal, this outrages me. -Act firmly.

Miss, try to suck less.

And about him, always doing our duty,

we can say ''found in a state of intoxication -

due to unspecified substances.'' - Marijuana. - Ah!

But it doesn't end like this.

- Ms. Public Security must compensate me. - What are you saying?

Yes sir, Marshal. You have to give me my pension.

This is a defect contracted in service. It's serious.

- It is true ! - What the fuck are you both saying?

You have to thank God, that if all goes

well, you will be transferred to Sardinia.

No... No, you send us someone else in Sardinia.

Indeed, if I find it, I return the weapon to you.

I'm going back to the country. I don't sell the

Madonnas here or there, but at least there is clean air.

When it's hot, I put myself under a

tree, and I feel like an eternal father.

Excuse me.

- Who is ? - I'm Septimius, the butcher's boy.

Ah, come.

- Good morning, Septimius. - I know the lady's dog died.

I wanted to ask her if she wanted this. I'll give it to him, he's purebred.

Very kind.

Enter.

- Is it allowed? - You come.

This way.

- Beautiful house! - Do you like it ? - He's really strong.

It's an old house. We painstakingly renovated it.

Delia!

- Delia! - Yes ?

Settimio wants to give you this dog...

..to console you for the loss of Kiss. - Thank you.

- But you know that I swore not to keep dogs in the house anymore. - Already.

- He suffered a lot from the loss of Kiss. - I am sorry.

- I would have gladly given it to her. - Thank you.

Wait. Let's offer something to this nice guy.

I don't know, at this time...

Yes, a digestive, a liqueur.

- What do you take? Take a seat. - Thank you, I don't want to disturb you.

- What do you take? - Whatever she wants.

Delia, pour him some grappa.

- Have you been a butcher for long? - Since I was born.

Well done, you are now a thoroughbred, traditional butcher.

You don't drink? At least to keep us company.

Is it true, Septimius? The company of a beautiful woman is always a pleasure.

Delia, why don't you sit down?

- Health. - Greetings, professor. Hello, ma'am. - Hey !

Don't call us that, here we are in Trastevere, not in Palermo!

- I am Enrico and this is Delia. - Nice to meet you, Rotoletti Settimio.

- To your health and that of this magnificent neighborhood. - Thank you.

In fact, let's address each other firsthand! I, you, she...

At the bottom is the Roman ''you'' of Caesar and Cicero.

We came to live in Trastevere to free

ourselves from the formalities and

hypocrisies of an environment from which we struggled to escape.

- Is it true, Delia? - Yes, certainly.

The beautiful thing about Trastevere, these

accumulations of hovels that exude history,

it is this warm, confidential and also sensual humanity of his.

He also has vices and defects, but let him who has no vices ''cast the first stone''!

SPEAK LATIN But with the difference

that no one here is scandalized, Delia.

Nobody condemns you.

Do you know why? Because they are an ancient people, who know everything.

He lived it all.

And forgive everything because he understood everything.

Yes, our beauty is that ''we live as we live''.

Have you felt the beauty and purity of this expression,

despite its archaic simplicity? ''We live as we live''.

- Delia, isn't she fabulous? - Yes, she is very beautiful.

Look at the profile of this Michelangelo's putto.

A profile from a Greek sculpture.

- As an emperor! - This is true.

I have been Roman for seven generations.

How good!

Why don't you sit on the sofa? You will be more comfortable.

Then...

Nice to see you next to my wife.

But what is it? Don't like it?

Of course I like it, but you know I'm a little shy.

(Damn you and the professor. It just had to happen to me.)

- Sora Regi', do you want this dog? - I'm not a dog catcher.

- If you don't want it, I'll throw it in the river! - What's wrong with you today?

You can't always be cheerful. At that time ?

- I'll take care of the maintenance. - Then leave it there.

Treat him well, He has some vices, but he's good.

- Snow White, get off! - The neck bone!

- Are you afraid of dying? - Of course, he has a lot of money saved up.

Who will you leave them with when you die?

- At the ''Figli di sluts'' cooperative. - Now he also has the dog.

He already pissed on my shoes. Do you want to buy it? It costs little.

And do we feed them quotes?

You have a lot of knowledge and we have now set up our own business.

If some foreigner wanted to clean up his house...

Perfect work, reasonable prices, maximum punctuality.

We make you look good.

Grab some tickets and get busy.

- If it goes well, we'll give you something too. - All right.

- Greetings, Sister Regi'. - Health.

- The important thing is to make yourself known. - What are you doing? Are you hiding?

- Why should I hide? - George! How he has grown!

Have you seen? He turned 16 in March.

Just think, God bless him.

But I never saw you again. What happened to you?

I'm in more trouble than Christ on the cross. What have I done to the Eternal Father?

- There is also the Madonna. - If there is, it must have been a great... - Ah!

Don't curse here.

Nino was sent to prison and will spend at least two years in prison.

The prison doors open and close.

I especially feel sorry for the wife, they got married a month ago.

Stay still! Sorry, Sister Regi', he's such a big kid.

Nothing.

Two years isn't a long time, if you put it in the fridge it will keep.

- Blessed are you who always joke. - You don't have to be sad.

- You only live once. - And bad too.

Do you know that Sister Cesira's husband has cancer?

And Gertrude's daughter has leukemia.

Once the breath of youth has passed, life is a great purgatory.

For this reason we must recommend ourselves to Madonnacc...

Forgive me.

- It's so good, but it's so lively. You're bad. - No!

- Now make mommy cry. - No, I'm good. - Excuse me.

- We'd better leave. - Stay.

I was saying that for this we must recommend ourselves to the Madonna.

- Do you know that we leave tomorrow morning? - Tomorrow ?

With the pussy I have in my head...

You have to go to Our Lady precisely because you're hot.

I feel like I also have three or four dues to pay.

There are actually five odds, but don't worry about that.

Our Lady sees and provides.

- Then I'll think about it. Thank you. - Not at all.

- Don't forget that there are devotions. - Sure, don't doubt.

Sora Regi', could I come to the Madonna tomorrow too?

- To do what? - Out of curiosity.

- Greetings, Sister Regi'! - I would bring it to you...

But you have to ask others, ours is a company.

- And then we are all women. - If you can't, who cares.

I am sorry. When it comes to saving a soul, you know that I...

The soul? Think about yours with only an inch of hair on it!

I came here to have a laugh!

WATCH REEL

Sora Filome', the appointment was at 9.30, but it's 10!

- What's going on? - Piscione, you are 100 years old and you still believe in the devil!

But fuck you! We go to the Moon and you still ride the donkey!

- Excuse me. - Finally, we are waiting for you. - I also brought Giorgio.

He's intelligent, but he doesn't want to study.

Let's hope that Our Lady will grant me grace.

Cesira and Violanda are missing here.

Violanda is ill and Cesira...

- Here it is! - Wait for me!

Wait for me! It's all the fault of my drunkard husband!

- Sorry, Don Ernesto. - You come.

- Isn't your husband sick? - And you have to piss me off?

Sorry, Don Ernesto.

- Continue, then purify yourselves. - Aren't we leaving? - Let's go !

(in chorus) # Long live, long live, always alive

the Madonna of Divine Love.

He says thank you at all hours.

We're going to visit her. #

- Long live Maria! - Hurray!

THEY SING IN THE CHOIR

Hey, what's going on?

THE VOICES OVERLAP

- But what happened? - The transmission broke.

- How long does it take you? - I need a phone, it'll be 3 or 4 hours.

- We're in trouble. - I can accompany you on the phone. - Well.

- Well done! - Now they go by motorcycle.

- We are lost in the desert. - Are you happy? - Yes !

Have you understood? We have to wait 3 or 4 hours.

- I'm so hungry I'm shitting myself! - This is a subtlety.

- Let me piss myself! - Come on!

Help me.

Floor.

- How long until we arrive? - There will be 5 km to go.

Poor mother came here on foot from Trastevere many times.

- Round trip. - Those were different times.

- Once upon a time there was more faith. - Can you call the Vatican?

- What does it have to do with it?

- They send many helicopters to India, they could send one to us!

But if we wait 3 hours here, we also lose devotions.

Sora Regi', 5 km is a journey. At our age it is....

Does a man of faith like you get scared for so little?

It's not a question of faith...

Do we wait 3 hours in the middle of this jungle or do we go on foot?

Standing ? What are you crazy about?

My foot hurts so much, I'd rather die here!

- We haven't eaten since yesterday. - We lose our guts along the way!

- Yesterday I also purged myself. - To eat more today, ''paracula''!

Run! There is a chicory mine!

- Chicory? - I like it a lot!

But what do they do?

Where are you going? Come here!

Are you crazy?

But what are you doing? Go back!

''They can kill you'' to you and to chicory!

Gathering!

It's full! We are rich! This is God's grace!

- Give me a knife! - Do it with a hairpin like me.

Look, the daisies!

But shut up! This one wants to eat daisies too!

It's incredible!

Our Lady is waiting for us and these unfortunate women collect chicory.

- Say something, you seem stupid to me! - What should I say?

Excommunicated, you didn't think that this is a test

What does Our Lady want to demonstrate our faith to her?

It could also be a sign that today the Madonna is eating her ass

- and he doesn't want to see us. - Well done! Well done!

Then complain if Our Lady sends you disasters, prison,

tumors, leukemia... Then complain, Sister Ame'!

Complain, Sister Cesi'!

Complain, Sister Gertru'!

- Blessed are you who always win! - I know, it's like that.

In life you either win or lose.

- So it's better to win, right? - You're right.

But at least we take the shortcut. It's more uncomfortable, but let's do it first.

- Are you going on foot? - Are you afraid?

If Our Lady is with us, we also travel around the world.

(in chorus) # Long live, long live, always alive,

the Madonna of Divine Love. #

Here it is!

Here is the savior! Here is the purification of our sins!

The Mother of all sorrows!

Madonna, give us strength! Grace, Madonna! Grace!

- Grace! Grace, Madonna! - (together) Grace, Madonna!

Grace, Madonna!

- Give us grace! - Grace, Madonna, grace.

In the name of the Madonna, for the salvation of our soul, for

the resurrection of the flesh and eternal life. Come on, marsch!

(together) Long live Maria!

- Help me! - It's not easy. - Do you want to leave me here?

- ''They can kill you''! - We can't do it! - Let's try it!

- Grace, Madonna, grace! - Give us strength!

- Here we have to make two trips. - Put your hand under your arm.

(in chorus) # Long live, long live,

always live the Madonna of Divine Love.

She says thank you at all hours, - we go

to visit her. # - Where are you going, idiot?

Isn't the Madonna over there?

- Good morning. - Good morning.

- Have you seen about forty old women? - I didn't see anyone.

Few people come now.

Thank you.

# That was where the old lady's little bird wanted to fly.

It rested on top of my thigh.

The little bird goes limp, goes limp.

That was where the old lady's little bird wanted to fly.

It rested on my belly.

The little bird advances, advances.

That was where the old lady's little bird wanted to fly.

It rested on the backside.

The bird goes back and forth.

That was where the old lady's little bird wanted to fly.

It rested above his knee.

The little bird opened its eye.

That was where the old lady's little bird wanted to fly.

It rested over his shoulders.

The little bird had balls!

That was where the old lady's little bird wanted to fly. #

- Long live Don Ernesto! - Hurray!

When I become a widow, I will take my first whim away with you!

Handsome !

Down with bachelor priests! Down!

- Kill how much you drink! - Don't mix white with red!

- It hurts you! - Shut up! Music !

Here, put on some music. We have to have fun! Come on!

Shall we dance, Don Ernesto? Don't be begged!

HAPPY MUSIC

Look, Giorgio loses his ''offal''!

- You always piss. - What can I do? I'm missing out!

You're cute! You seem like death on holiday to me!

Stop the music! But what happened? Sora Regi'!

- My God, I feel bad. - A chair, quickly!

Courage !

- Take me home. - Isn't it better to be in the hospital?

No, I was born in Trastevere and I want to die in Trastevere.

- Don Erne'. - I'm here.

I entrust my soul to you.

My God.

PETl

It is a relaxation of the organism.

Mao!

Mao! Come here, it's me, your little master!

Mao!

Don't you recognize me? Mao! It's me, Mao! You come !

Mao!

Ready? Pull!

Leave it, you idiot! What are you doing up there?

VOCl NOT HEARD

VOCl NOT HEARD

VOCl NOT HEARD

Don't take her away from me! No!

No, my Queen, no! You are not dead.

You are the queen of all, you are the queen of Trastevere!

- Who died? - Reginona the loan shark.

- The big, nice, nosey one? - He was fine until yesterday morning,

when while eating he had an extravasation.

ln a minute with a crooked mouth...

- Although she was alive, she found herself dead. - Of course, with the belly he had!

In a long and wide chest, but suffice it to say he didn't ''understand'' it.

They put her in half a wreck.

But before dying, what did she eat?

Damn who baptized her?

I mean, he'll be done with being a slaver, always eating without ever shitting.

The husband knows that he is underground, how many horns, how much trouble!

And knowing that it doesn't rain under the roof, - he

went to church and beat his chest. - Now she's gone,

- God bless her. - And you don't count all the sins.

Hoping his memory is failing.

- Or for her they are sautéed cocks! - But sorry.

Listen to me, Che, how do you say it? Better to her than to me!

- Such is life, what do you want to do? - Let's go home, it's time to eat.