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Previously on The Real Housewives of Miami.

Hello,

bitches!

Marisol said she didn't want to be on the same yacht with you.

Me? It would be a nightmare.

Why?

Fuck your old heart.

Go get plastic surgery on your bony knees.

That's why I'm not on that boat.

I know I hurt. I don't think they used the right bar.

You do. What? So do you. You're like a chihuahua. You barked at me first. You

barked at me first. I'm like a Rottweiler.

Why? At Gertie's event.

You did not stay behind.

Why did you stop to Alex and Marcel when they called me a liar in New York and

you sat there and did nothing in my defense?

Why did you do that at your event? That was like a sabotage booby trap. Not like

that. No, of course not.

I'm not saying sorry for it.

I may be a Cuban doll, but I'm no one's toy.

It's hard to get on my bad side because I don't have one.

I'm a fierce fighter and an even stronger survivor.

My chicken coop is full, and now so is my house.

I may not be prompt, but I'm worth the wait.

I don't just sell luxury, I live it.

Hey, babe, how are you?

Okay, good. I love you. Bye.

Guess no one's available. My kids are busy.

Gotta love these stores. They make sure to send them to you.

Oh, this is cute.

Yeah, I'll keep this. I didn't have this as part of my schedule today, so.

Look what I did.

Me in the water. You blessed us. You blessed us. I blessed us.

We already cleared the hot bait.

We're going to get lucky today.

I've coped all the parks in Miami. We've been looking high and low, and we can't

find a bit.

Going to find that rich bit.

Support you and I. So here I am. I found this place that brings dogs together to

have one trip to paradise before he gets clip -clip.

He's like, no, mom.

No clipping, no clipping.

Oh, my mom!

Hi. I wore pants today. You can't get my legs. I know. I've never heard of,

like, a doggy brothel. I hope it doesn't get catches.

I don't think dogs really care. It's a little f***ing thing with four legs.

Or two legs.

Say hi.

Let's see how they do. Look, Baski. Oh, look at them. There's chemistry.

How old is Baski at?

He's three.

Honey is one.

What kind of dogs is he usually like? He prefers human.

Oh, God. Human legs. Oh, my God.

This is dog porn.

Leave me alone.

I just want to give me one trip to paradise before I clip him.

It was so interesting to watch that whole thing.

Really? Be careful, yeah.

I don't know if I want to watch.

Yeah, maybe be in the other room.

I give them some privacy.

I don't need to see the entire thing.

I'm looking for some preppy.

Do you know what you're wearing? Why do we have to? I hate themes. I love

themes, but when you get to know it, are you going? First of all, because you

don't really like her, each other. I didn't feel invited.

I felt so sent out. A group chat, yeah.

Invitation, but she never reached out to me. Nevertheless, I am going to go

because the whole boat thing, I kind of regret it.

Get off your old car.

Go get plastic surgery on your bony knees because they need it. I feel like

was a lapse of judgment.

Like, isn't it obvious?

I probably wouldn't say yes. Not proud of it.

No, good. I'm happy you said that. You're taking accountability. I am

accountable. I'm ready to move on.

I invited Adriana to my preppy lunch. You guys are, again, completely on the

opposite planet.

What happened? I guess she got offended because Kiki told her I didn't want to

be in the same boat with her. But why would I? It was already escalating the

whole time. And then when we were playing the mind game, Exercise. She's

me all the red flags.

Quick to take offense.

Lisa. Marissa. Will you pick me? Sorry, Maddie. Lack of accountability.

I'll go Maddie again.

She keeps picking me.

If you're trying to move forward, why are you still picking?

Stop picking. She just gets really nasty.

When someone starts assaulting your physical appearance and body shaming

mean, I feel good about myself.

She's older than me. And so you should. She kept calling me the old lady. I'm

like, you're older than me.

I don't like that Julia's kind of forming a little group with them, and

you're almost like the outsider.

Yeah. I don't like that for you. And maybe that's another reason you lashed

I don't mind that Julia has a relationship with other girls in the

respect that. What I don't appreciate is the division, the blindness.

She knows exactly who Marcel is, but all of a sudden now, she's forgotten all of

that. I hate what she said to you. I don't like what she did.

You know, Adriana lashing out at you is because she feels that I'm drifting away

from her. Listen, honey, you're going where the fun is.

I said, Adriana, the only person who could do something to our friendship is

yourself. You cannot be like lashing out at people like that. That's not,

especially when you decide to move forward.

So Gertie is in our group and we're going to continue seeing her. What are

going to do to move forward? Because I know what I do with Adriana is just

ignore her. For our friendship, the ship has sailed, but we could definitely be

cordial. Now Alexia and Stephanie are having some kind of weird stuff going

I feel like everybody needs some therapy in the group.

I want to do something for Alexia because I feel like...

She's been just on this emotional roller coaster.

Every day it's a new story.

I can't keep up

anymore. We just need to get her out of Miami because otherwise she will always

go back to him. I want you to help me like plan something.

Something like Seville.

This is the most beautiful place.

I like Sevilla. You know what it reminds me of that saying in Spanish? It's

about people that don't tend to their business, they lose their business. Or

maybe she can lose her mind.

Yeah, lose her mind.

Maybe. Let's call Alexia. Right now.

Hey,

hey.

Look who I'm with.

Hey, hey.

We thought.

It would be a good idea to go back to Spain because you love Spain so much.

maybe we should go to Seville.

Honestly,

that's exactly why we want to organize this trip. Because this would be a

perfect opportunity for Alexia to spend a week alone away from Todd.

There's one more caveat.

We're not talking about Todd.

No dudes.

We're not talking about dudes on this trip.

See you. Bye. Have fun. Have a good lunch.

I'm hopeful.

But deep down inside, not really.

amazing. So first of all, that haircut that you have is my favorite on you,

baby.

Dr. Jackie and I have known each other for quite a few years, and we have a few

things in common, including breast cancer. She's a two -time survivor

queen. I've had two opportunities to think I'm dying.

Breast cancer awareness ain't a month for me. It's every day.

That is my girl, and I love to call on her when I need some good counseling.

Can I ask you a question?

Sure. You know, my husband's been strong for me, Russell, and we went to couples

counseling and we're doing great. We're still such a connected team. But what I

do know is that it's affecting also my intimacy.

Is there anything, doctor, that you can help me with?

I am going to get you a care bag together.

Okay.

Well, I need that ASAP stat, so I'm going to definitely give you my FedEx

if I need to so you can send that thing overnight.

Because you know what? There are so many layers associated with the breast

cancer journey.

What you have is imperfect perfection. That's what I say at my party.

I'm imperfectly perfect.

You don't realize how many of us watch Gertie.

Like, we look at you and go, oh, my God, you don't look like what you've been

through. When I watch you, though, I get so emotional. No. Oh, please, Jackie,

don't do this to me, please.

It's so nice watching you. You are amazing.

You're using your platform to give back.

We love you.

It's nice to hear. We absolutely love you.

Thank you.

It's nice to hear that.

Because, you know, the people who are around me the most right now are not

supportive. There's just no...

empathy to or want or need to understand.

You know, so this party celebrating me and my life was just, I did it my way,

did the best I could to let it, the truth be known. And it didn't work out

enough in my favor.

You won't listen to my side of the story.

Did you read the text message? Of course not.

That was like a sabotage booby trap. The way that you did doesn't feel like you

care about any of us.

The group refuses to be open to the possibility that Gertie may have a

point here and let's listen to her side.

I don't know what to do.

You know what? Thank him for your friends because those ladies that you're

calling friends, they're there to build you up and make you stronger. Remember,

struggles make you strong.

Absolutely. And so when they're not understanding who you are, maybe you say

thank you.

The minute she said, you know what?

Turn around and thank your haters, girl, pretty much. That's what she said.

I'm like, damn.

Thank you. There's just as much power in the ugly parts of life as it is the

pretty parts. So I'm willing to move on because I'm going to be the bigger

person. I'm the one who's going to choose light over dark. I'm going to be

one who chooses positivity over negativity.

And everything else is on you. Well, I want to go forward.

That is why you see, like, a big windshield in the front and a small

mirror. Yeah.

It was a very long day.

A very hectic day.

Hi, how are you?

We have a table under my suit. Thank you.

Oh, it's a beautiful table.

How are you? Good evening. Welcome.

How are you? Good, thanks. Can I please have a margarita? Absolutely.

Salt on the rim? Yes, please.

Two margaritas. Two of those?

Yeah. And bring some bruschetta. Beautiful. Thank you. Thank you so much.

Thank you. Hello.

You look so cute.

Oh, you too. Oh, my God, you're matching. Hello. Oh, my God.

Martina. Hello, Martina. Hi.

I heard a lot about you. I know a lot about you. You know more about me than I

do. My husband loves your wife. She's the only woman he's allowed to love.

Yeah. Well, it's a safe space. It's a safe space.

Drink? I want a skinny margarita. Skinny margarita?

A red wine, full body. Full body? Cabernet? Yes. Just to taste. You guys,

are the babies?

Getting a little more settled.

Do you like the lunches that your mama packed for you?

Luca, come choose your fruit. Come. Which one do you want? Ooh, you love

But I still cry when we leave.

Oh. For about two seconds, and then, you know, diversion, distraction.

How old are you going to be when they're 20?

How old are you? He just turned 67.

68. 68.

I'm turning 40 in a couple of days. Oh.

Oh, my God, I know. So, Martina, talk to me. I used to watch your, obviously,

Rebuildum, and we used to watch all the time the final, you against Chris.

You're not missing those times, you know?

If I could still play, I would. You would, yeah?

But I don't miss the stress.

When I retired in 94, my mom said I look 10 years younger.

Are you serious? Because all that stress was gone forever.

Are you going to coach your sons?

No.

I will supervise. If they love it, then I'll take on later. But somebody else

needs to teach them the basics.

Cheers. It's a pleasure to meet you.

Cheers. Cheers to you and I. We bagged the best.

We did.

Do you have siblings?

I have a brother. Just one brother who is 12 years younger than me.

He lives in Moscow.

I go once or twice a year. We're super close. I actually have twin sisters, and

we stopped talking to each other. What happened?

We don't speak the same language.

I don't mean to sound depressing.

No, no, no, no, no, no, not at all. Listen, we are going through a difficult

time right now with our older daughters because of our new family dynamic.

We are going through a difficult time right now with our older daughters

we don't have much communications with them anymore because of our new family

dynamics. It's a lot of growing pain for them and for us.

The adoption of the boys came as a big surprise to Vika and Emma. They haven't

met them yet. They're upset with us for not communicating enough with them about

what's going to happen.

Unfortunately, we are not at the best place with them.

They're still not processing the big change in our life.

And I don't know what to do.

I tried talking to them. I tried to explain.

Martina did too.

I know.

It's just sad because you can't ever have that time back.

You have regrets that you wasted this time.

Because it's so precious, you can't ever have it back.

It really hits close to home because my sisters aren't speaking to my parents.

My advice to Julia is that she nips it in the butt as soon as she can because

it ends up turning into one year, two years, three years, it's just too

difficult to turn back.

Oh, life is tough.

Life is tough. But sometimes it's not. You have to make the best out of it.

Yes. On that note, Mary Sol had an idea.

We take a girl's trip to go to Seville. Would you like to come? Yes.

That was a direct yes.

I want to go.

I'm going to take my airplane.

I really want to go.

And you are coming with me on my airplane.

Yes, ma 'am.

But I want to know who else did you invite?

I wanted to take Alexia kind of away from everything in her life right now,

which is not easy what she's living.

Why don't we just go to the...

and talk about that for a second.

Sorry, we don't want to talk to you. I don't know where this is going. Let me

have a drink.

We're going to Spain for Alexia, so I need everyone to get along.

We're going to have our own date.

Stephanie and Alexia both have this A -type personality.

You want to go in there and kiss Gertie's ass, and you do that, but...

kissing anyone's ass, and you need to fucking shut the fuck up.

Right now is a big clash.

We just have to know how to deal with it. I feel it. I feel it. Talk to me.

I'm new to this group, and I feel like everybody welcomed me except Alexia.

I just feel unwelcomed by her.

I know you're going to stick up for her because you've been friends with her

longer than I have. I know her. Yeah, but you cannot keep making excuses for a

bully. You cannot.

I never make excuses for anybody.

You were in very good shape.

I'll never forget looking at your arms.

No, seriously.

You should say that to Julia. No, no, I'm being honest. No, that's what Julia

fell in love with me when she saw my arms on TV.

I talk to Alexia almost every day, and I am 100 % sure, knowing your personality

and knowing hers, that all it will take is for you to have a conversation.

You and Alexia will resolve it. I want to talk to her. I want to talk to her.

thought it would be great for all of us to reunite and be in a different place,

in a different continent.

and see how we can make it work.

Okay. I love your wishful thinking.

Here's to Spain, and a fabulous time, and a fabulous flight, and everybody

coming back all hunky -dory.

All very hunky -dory, yes.

Narva. I put her next to her good friend.

Look how cute they look.

Yeah.

Gorgeous. Look, I put Lisa next to you because she's Canadian.

Oh, that's right.

Okay, perfect. And you guys can chit -chat.

And then I put this girl here who's always giving me a hard time. I want her

far away from me as possible. Where are the names? How are you? Oh, on the

basket. They're on the basket. So I invited Adriana today because Julia

wants her to come to Spain.

And I love Julia, so I'm just going to go along with it and invite her over

because I'm hoping ketamine Adriana shows up.

We're floating, floating, floating.

Honey, we're all about details around here.

Thank you.

Hello.

We're matching. You're so cute.

Good boy.

Oye.

Ay! Ay!

Ay, no, mi cortina. I'm sorry.

Oh, my God, this is a teetering area.

They're supposed to be invisible, girl. I know.

Do you need any help? No, I just want to make you a cocktail. Can we talk about

our outfits? You see, I could be preppy, too.

Of course you can. The saddle shoe, that's the look. I'm very preppy.

I'm having a preppy luncheon because, well, it's kind of threefold.

My father was from Connecticut. He was very waspy. He was a sailor. He sent me

off to boarding school on Palm Beach.

I'm dying to see what the girls pull out for a preppy outfit.

I feel like preppy in Miami is not a thing.

I had Kiki here yesterday.

Kiki said something really weird to me. I had a conversation with Gertie. She

said that you guys feel like a cult.

What do you mean a cult?

I don't know. What does cult mean?

That denotes that we're sinister.

Like, what is that? You know what? I don't like that. I found that offensive.

It's a bar. It's a bar. You can make drinks. Oh, I saw that on Instagram. I

wanted that. You don't have it?

OK, good. No, I wanted that.

Thank you. And then these are gift bags for my party. I come in peace.

Gertie, she's a fashion catastrophe.

You look so preppy. Thank you.

Listen, I don't care about what you're wearing. I love this gift. She brought

this cocktail making machine.

I heard that Lisa gave it to Gertie, and Gertie re -gifted it to me.

Have a seat. I love it.

So I had lunch with Julia and we decided to have a trip

and maybe kind of distract Alexia and go to her favorite place, Spain.

I know that. I just want to know if

you feel comfortable coming because Kiki said to me that you said we were like a

cult.

That was very hurt, okay?

I literally, I feel like I'm like trying to talk to everyone and everyone has

the same voice. No one wants to listen to me and everyone has Julia's back.

I understand your friendship with her and it's remarkable that you really run

deep with her. It's fine. Nobody here thinks what you did was okay.

Nobody thinks. Really?

It's horrible.

It's like a cult.

I said, I said, I said cult.

I find that offensive, and we have to be careful, the things that we call each

other and the things you say, because they stay there.

And I don't like it, because, you know, first of all, we're not a cult.

Okay.

Do you even want to be part of this friend group? You guys have to

I'm coming from a place of, like, trying to find myself.

I'm just trying to vibe. Like, literally, my motto is kiss. Keep it

stupid. I don't have time for all this shit. Well, don't involve us in the

semantics. It seems very complicated. There's a lot of text messages. That's

between them two. We don't need to be a part of that. There you go.

I'm not living in Gertie land. I don't know what she's talking about.

But maybe Julia is going to accept this tiny bit of remorse and probably

end up making out with her.

Hi. I miss you guys.

Oh, you're so cute.

Hello, everybody.

I'm going to go finish up, and you go talk.

Oh, my gosh. She looks super cute. She looks so cute. Look at that body. Look

the body, honey.

Look at your back. How cute. His name is Hector.

Oh, my God. I like that it's a he.

You look adorable.

Thank you. So do you. Oh, my gosh. So do you. And that's, like, the least amount

of boobs I see.

Yeah. This is your preppy look. Well, first of all, I'm not preppy. I dress

slutty. I don't like this. Me, too.

I don't dress like Marisol and Stephanie. I feel like they dress like

90. My grandmother dresses like that. I don't dress like that.

Oh, my God. She's going to be chaotic.

Oh, it's so pretty.

You like it? I mean, all the food.

Thank you. That's nice.

What do you need?

Talk to you.

Okay.

First, thank you for inviting me. Appreciate it.

I'm trying to just keep it calm and happy. I apologize for the things I was

saying to you. I was really drunk.

The problem with Marisol, she has zero talent.

Zero, zero talent.

The liquor brings out the truth.

So then the mean stuff comes out. So I feel like... Okay, well, I feel the same

way. When you say mean things to me, like say go f*** yourself, then, you

I feel like... Why do you hate me so much?

Well, her house is my house.

No need to knock.

What's up, Kiki?

Come on. Come on, Sushi.

You look beautiful. And look at the skin.

Where's Marisol?

Marisol is setting up the table.

You just don't stop.

I try to ignore you. I try not to talk to you. And I feel like I'm always

getting it. And I'm getting it. And I'm getting it. I feel like, can you just

lay off me? Because we're going to go to Spain.

I want a layoff. Because we have bigger problems with the group. We've got Julia

Gertie. We've got...

Stephanie, Alexia, Lisa, Larsa. Yeah, we don't need us on the middle of it. I

feel like we could help. We could be in the middle and help.

Yeah.

I'm so tired of the bickering. It's not constructive.

So might as well get along.

Honey, I have no idea if she's sincere or not.

I don't know what's up her little wizard sleeves.

I'm just hoping tomorrow's good, and then the next day's good, and I'm doing

day at a time with this girl. Cheers!

Hi! Everybody, cheers. Marceau and I may peace. Yay!

Oh, God, how long do you think it'll last? I know.

Oh, my God. You know I love your eggs. The eggs. What else?

Oh.

Is it locked?

Oh, never mind.

Go back in. I went with

Wednesday Meets Clueless. OK. I like it. I like it. It's good. It all works.

Lisa's outfit is a little costumish. It could be like a porn movie.

The toe heels are definitely more on the slutty side than the preppy side.

Like she's going to a swingers party.

I was actually looking a long time for a preppy look, and this is what I came up

with.

It's getting tight, so let's go outside. Okay, okay. Let's go outside. You are

the hostess of the hostess, honey.

This is gorgeous.

This looks so nice.

It's cute.

How do you want us to sit? Look for your name. Lisa, you're sitting here. I'm

next to you? Did you set it up because you just want to be close to me?

No, but I don't mind being close to you.

Okay, ladies.

I'm so happy you're here.

Everyone loves a good theme.

Yes. We do.

I started like digging into my roots and I feel like everyone knows me like my

mother's daughter, like very Cuban, but my dad was from Connecticut.

There's a very American preppy side to me. I went to Boston College. I went to

boarding school in Palm Beach.

Oh, I love my prep school because I was just getting hormones and like gazungas

and I was hot for boys, but I was trapped with all these nuns and girls in

boarding school.

By 11th grade, I was out of there, and I was at co -ed prep school.

And, hello, my grades dropped, and I was having the time of my life.

So I thought we would just marry it all together and do something different.

Can I give a clinical aspect to all this?

A Harvard clinical aspect?

Just so you know, when you are conceived, your chromosomes are

crossed. And if you're a girl, you get your chromosomes from your dad. So the

similarities, you have to your dad, so I graded anything.

Yeah, yeah.

Wait, you went to Harvard?

I'm doing a master's in psychology at Harvard.

Everything. And this is preppy as preppy gets in terms of an Ivy League, and

this is legit, legit, legit, legit from Harvard co -op.

I have a Harvard sweatshirt, too.

Honestly, I think I bought it at the airport in Boston.

I've been in this program at Harvard for a couple of years already.

Some classes are mandatory to be on campus. Other classes can be remote.

not online.

It's a hybrid program where you have to earn your way in.

So I'm graduating next spring, and I'm an LA student.

Babe, we signed up for an online course. Anyone can do it. All you have to do is

pay for it. I don't have anything preppy in my closet, but Martina does. Martina

does.

Martina Das. So this is her Wimbledon sweater.

Is this the same tennis shoes you want to get? Oh, no, darling. It's a

one. It's a different one.

It wasn't as easy for all of us as it was for you. It was very easy for me.

were going to be the best.

of us than others because I feel like Lisa and I don't really dress like this.

feel like Gertie doesn't really dress preppy.

Kiki does not. No, a lot of you think this is a shirt. It is very... That's

after school.

That's for extra credit, girl. Come on now.

No, that's not preppy. Put that away. It is preppy. No, it is very preppy. Rich

moms don't do this. Or do they?

Well, cheers to you, my friend. You did a beautiful job.

We're so happy you met you. I put a lot of love into it. And we feel it. And we

feel it. I feel like things are crazy, and I think things are getting better

everyone, right?

Perspective, man. It's all about perspective.

We need to stick to the roots. Yes. And not the fluff on top, because that's

where the problem lies. I'm obsessed with this. Gertie, you're obsessed. I'm

obsessed. Thank you for having me.

You're asking too big for the seat just so you know.

You want to talk?

Sure. All right. Where do you want to go? You lead the way because I don't

to seem too bossy.

No, no, no, no, no. Let's do this here.

It's like I still am not

reconciling. where we are so far apart.

I still am not reconciling where we are so

far apart because I thought that we were understanding.

Let's move forward.

When I went to the Grecian party, I felt betrayed.

I'm sorry because that was absolutely not my intention.

It seems like it's not. What's happening over there?

Are they fighting?

No, no, no. He's a life coach. Yes. And I wanted to ask a life coach an opinion

because I also was hurt. Somebody tells you something very painful and hurtful

that hurts you deep in the heart. Yes. What is your recommendation? How to move

forward? Who are you talking about? My friend, Gertie.

I just don't understand how to express this hurt. And I expressed it maybe in

the wrong way. I'm sorry. that i did that i don't want to be that person i

like i felt cornered no one believes me everyone thinks i'm a piece of nobody

believes no nobody thinks i don't know what happened and i don't know how fast

it all got so furious but it's like you're my my friend i understand and

why it hurts so much well when certain words and i'm sorry if i hurt you but it

was a mutual came out of Feeling of pain and disappointment.

I don't want to look back.

I don't either.

I really want to look forward. I do too. And now we know that we are not at our

best when we do things that have hurt.

But at least we're smiling now.

I've always loved you. I love you so much.

I give people chances, you know. It doesn't mean I forgot what she did or it

doesn't hurt anymore.

All I hope right now for Gertie and I is let's be cordial.

I like what I'm seeing over there.

The hurt is there, but I do have to acknowledge that Julia was a very good

friend to me. And what I do know is that a sorry equals change, usually, in a

pattern, in a relationship.

So I am ready to tiki -tiki y taca -taca with these girls in España.

Let's do this. I love you.

Thank you.

Okay. Okay.

That's good stuff.

We are going to spin!

and have fun.

Fresh start. Fresh start.

I have fabulous friends in Marbella.

Oh, Marbella is my favorite. Unfortunately, Marbella is like three

Yay! Yay for three hour drive. So how are we going to get there?

Jets!

And if we can make the trip to Marbella, if the girls would want to drive, can

we fly?

Yeah. Thank you, Stephanie.

High five, babe. Stephanie, you're flying with us from Miami to Seville?

am flying my plane from Miami to Seville. And I would love nothing more

take all of you guys there.

Unfortunately, since this is a very long flight, I cannot take everybody. I

would love to invite everybody.

Not really. I don't want to invite everybody. It's not a freaking bus.

So I am going to only invite three other girls aside from me. However, I will

take everybody from Seville.

to Marbella. The plane will be in Seville. So instead of us taking a three

drive, you guys are all invited to come from Seville to Marbella. Really? If she

hits the fan, please book your own bus.

Because you will not fly back. Okay, teacher. I love it.

I'm obsessed with this. Everything.

Super happy about it. Love it. It's going to be so much fun.

Love it. Cheers, everybody.

It's a great time in Spain.

Step there.

Cheers. Cheers.

Alexia, can we talk for a second? Where are you going?

How many inches are her heels?

They're huge.

I wanted to talk to you because I know we're going to Spain, and I wanted

everything to be cordial between us, but I really wanted to talk in private

about the Chihuahua and the Rottweiler thing.

Okay. I don't like things so that I bark.

Because I don't. You do.

Well, so do you. And you're like a chihuahua. You barked at me first. I'm

Rottweiler. What you did say was that I bark.

Well, that's what she sounds like when she speaks.

She's barking.

As a matter of fact, Alexia's here next to me. Hold on.

Alexia, bark. You're kind of like calling me a dog.

So if I bark, you're the chihuahua and I'm the Rottweiler. So I did say that,

but that didn't mean like you have to keep on calling me a Rottweiler.

Last night was crazy.

Where was the Rottweiler?

Oh, that's you.

I feel like you like to belittle people.

When you came in and called me a chihuahua, it was symbolism.

It was like, I'm the Rottweiler, bitch, you're the... Chihuahua and like I just

feel like it's very disrespectful.

I don't come in thinking you know that I'm like the best

It's

not gonna go well if you continue belittling me I'm sorry You felt

that way thinking I was doing that to you personally because I wasn't. Me

my opinion. Calling me a chihuahua is definitely not being braiding.

You guys, go away.

Honestly, go.

Okay, okay, okay, okay. Jesus.

Stephanie is so serious.

If it offended you, then I am sorry.

Okay. I wanted to extend an olive branch.

On the plane, I had one seat left. For that one seat, I invited Marisol.

Since this whole trip is because...

Alexia's been in this really odd, weird place.

I cannot leave her behind. That's my best friend.

She said, I will not leave Alexia. OK.

My question to you is, would you want to fly on the plane?

Hmm?

On the plane, I had one seat left. For that one seat, I invited Marisol. She

said, I will not leave Alexia. OK.

My question to you is, would you want to fly on the plane?

Wait a second. I'm so confused.

One minute, you're reprimanding me. Now, two seconds later, you're inviting me

on your jet? When Marisol said she wasn't going because of me?

Like, what are you doing?

That's something Frankie would say.

Will you come on the plane?

No, because I can't leave my best friend. Marisol's really flaquita. Maybe

can both be. I wish.

Who gives their seat up on a private plane, let alone a transatlantic flight,

for their friend?

I'll see you there.

Have fun on TSA.

Thank you.

Like, I really do appreciate it. I wish I could invite everybody. I know. But it

will be very fun when we go to Marbella.

Yeah, yeah.

Okay, let's go see what the other girls are doing. You guys, what's happening

over there?

I'll go.

I'll go.

He fears to respect. Oh, you guys are good. What happened? We're good.

I heard some screaming. We're going commercial, you and I. You can only

accommodate so many people, Stephanie.

I know. Some people are going on private planes this way and some aren't. So she

has one more person to invite.

I know. Thank you for reminding me. What is going on, girls?

We're just having chitchat over here. I don't think Muggin's making the manifest

on this jet.

I want to be friends with her.

She has an amazing jet, and I want to be friends with people that have jets and

yachts.

I am taking my airplane.

Unfortunately, I cannot take everybody. I chose Larsa because we're very, very,

very close.

Almost besties at this point.

I chose Julia.

I have one additional seat.

Unfortunately for me, Marisol has turned it down because she's very, very, very

close to Alexia. She doesn't want to leave Alexia. That's not me. I do feel

Kiki and I have hung out a lot, but I haven't gotten a chance to bond with

Adriana enough to get to know her. So in my mind, I'm like, do I go with the

girl that I know the most, or do I bond with Adriana? You know what, Stephanie?

I'm going to make it easy on you.

As much as I would love to be on the PGA, if you haven't gotten to know

I think it would be a nice way for you to bond with her. That's nice.

Not to mention that my supposed best friend is still on the plane.

Supposed? Don't say that.

That wasn't my place, Adriana. What are you talking about?

That's what I really admire about myself.

They have a very good relationship. She has the girl's back.

day and night, sick and thin, and I wish I had this kind of bond.

What? Hold on, wait, wait, what?

I'm just saying you agreed to go with her without asking for me to go in the

same plane. I'm sorry, Adriana, but I don't think me accepting that invitation

makes me a bad friend.

Why are you crying?

Why are you tearing up?

What's wrong?

I'd like to cry.

Why is she crying? Because they have a beautiful friendship and they'll go

anywhere without each other.

This whole trip's about you. I'll let her leave you.

That's beautiful, Mariko. Beautiful!

It's been really hard.

But, you know, Marisol's been by my side, you know, not only in the last

of months, but so many years. And, yeah, now I'm getting like teary -eyed.

We know how difficult.

This time has been with your separation with Todd, and he filed the divorce,

and, you know, it's good, it's bad. I mean, and I appreciate Stephanie being

kind and including me. It was super generous, but, like, you know, the

about Alexia, and I would never leave her. You wouldn't be right.

All right, just paint, everybody. Cheers to that.

What are these things? They look perverse.

Whoa! It was open mouth!

Cheese tips?

Is that how you get all those ballers?

Welcome to Marbella!

I love this rich people dinner. I feel like I need to, like, be super elegant.

I never thought I'd be in Sevilla on a horse carriage in a dress like this.

I'm wearing my ring again.

She decides to get back with Todd? That's not fair for pranking.

This finger feels really empty.

I just need to not fear that if I get engaged that I'm not walking into chaos.

Jodi texted you? I was literally getting death threats.

When someone can't really manipulate you, they make you feel like you're

What's going on with Adriana? It's a question mark and I don't know.

Why are you leaving? I feel like protecting her instead of me and my best

friend. You are punishing me now for getting close to them, Adriana. You are

toxic. I see you for who you are. I'm going to be your enemy too.