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Previously on The Real Housewives of
Miami.

Hello,

bitches!

Marisol said she didn't want to be on
the same yacht with you.

Me? It would be a nightmare.

Why?

Fuck your old heart.

Go get plastic surgery on your bony
knees.

That's why I'm not on that boat.

I know I hurt.

I don't like to use the vape bar. You
do. So do you. You're like a chihuahua.

You barked at me first. I'm like a
Rottweiler.

Why? At Gertie's event.

You did not stay behind.

Why did you talk to Alex and Marcel when
they called me a liar in New York and

you sat there and did nothing in my
defense?

Why did you do that at your event? That
was like a sabotage booby trap. Did you

read the text message? No, of course
not.

I'm not saying sorry for it.

I may be a Cuban doll, but I'm no one's
toy.

It's hard to get on my bad side because
I don't have one.

I'm a fierce fighter and an even
stronger survivor.

My chicken coop is full, and now so is
my house.

I may not be prompt, but I'm worth the
wait.

I don't just sell luxury. I live it.

Hey, babe, how are you? Okay, good. I
love you. Bye.

Guess no one's available. My kids are
busy.

Gotta love these stores. They make sure
to send them to you.

Oh, this is cute.

Yeah, I'll keep this. I didn't have this
as part of my schedule today, so.

Look what I did.

Me in the water. You blessed us. You
blessed us. I blessed us.

We already cleared the hot bait.

We're going to get lucky today.

I've coped all the parks in Miami. We've
been looking high and low, and we can't

find a bit.

Going to find that rich bit.

Support you and I. So here I am. I found
this place that brings dogs together to

have one trip to paradise before he gets
clip -clip.

He's like, no, mom.

No clipping, no clipping.

Oh, my mom!

Hi. I wore pants today. You can't get my
legs. I know. I've never heard of,

like, a doggy brothel. I hope it doesn't
get catches.

I don't think dogs really care. It's a
little f***ing thing with four legs.

Or two legs.

Say hi.

Let's see how they do. Look, Baski. Oh,
look at them. There's chemistry.

How old is Baski at?

He's three.

Honey is one.

What kind of dogs does he usually like?
He prefers human.

Oh, God. Human legs. Oh, my God.

This is dog porn.

Leave me alone.

I just want to give me one trip to
paradise before I clip him.

It was so interesting to watch that
whole thing.

Really? Be careful, yeah.

I don't know if I want to watch.

Yeah, maybe be in the other room.

I give them some privacy.

I don't need to see the entire thing.

I'm looking for some preppy.

Do you know what you're wearing? Why do
we have to? I hate themes. I love

themes, but when you get to know it, are
you going? First of all, because you

don't really like her, each other. I
didn't feel invited.

I felt so sent out. A group chat, yeah.

Invitation, but she never reached out to
me. Nevertheless, I am going to go

because the whole boat thing, I kind of
regret it.

Get off your old car.

Go get plastic surgery on your bony
knees because they need it. I feel like

was a lapse of judgment.

Like, isn't it obvious?

I probably wouldn't say yes. Not proud
of it.

No, good. I'm happy you said that.
You're taking accountability. I am

accountable. I'm ready to move on.

I invited Adriana to my preppy lunch.
You guys are, again, completely on the

opposite planet.

What happened? I guess she got offended
because Kiki told her I didn't want to

be in the same boat with her. But why
would I? It was already escalating the

whole time. And then when we were
playing the mind game, Exercise. She's

me all the red flags.

Quick to take offense.

Lisa. Marissa. Will you pick me? Sorry,
Maddie. Lack of accountability.

I'll go Maddie again.

She keeps picking me.

If you're trying to move forward, why
are you still picking?

Stop picking. She just gets really
nasty.

When someone starts assaulting your
physical appearance and body shaming

mean, I feel good about myself.

She's older than me. And so you should.
She kept calling me the old lady. I'm

like, you're older than me.

I don't like that Julia's kind of
forming a little group with them, and

you're almost like the outsider.

Yeah. I don't like that for you. And
maybe that's another reason you lashed

I don't mind that Julia has a
relationship with other girls in the

respect that. What I don't appreciate is
the division, the blindness.

She knows exactly who Marceau is, but
all of a sudden now, she's forgotten all

of that.

I hate what she said to you.

Don't like what she did. You know,
Adriana lashing out at you is because

feels that I'm drifting away from her.
You're going where the fun is.

I said, Adriana, the only person who
could do something to our friendship is

yourself. You cannot be like lashing out
at people like that. That's not

especially when you decide to move
forward.

So Gertie is in our group and we're
going to continue seeing her. What are

going to do to move forward? Because I
know what I do with Adriana is just

ignore her. For our friendship, the ship
has sailed, but we could definitely be

cordial. Now Alexia and Stephanie are
having some kind of weird stuff going

I feel like everybody needs some therapy
in the group.

I want to do something for Alexia
because I feel like...

She's been just on this emotional roller
coaster.

Every day it's a new story. I can't

keep up anymore.

We just need to get her out of Miami
because otherwise she will always go

to him. I want you to help me like plan
something.

Something like Seville.

This is the most beautiful place.

I like Sevilla. You know what it reminds
me of that saying in Spanish? It's

about people that don't tend to their
business, they lose their business. Or

maybe she can lose her mind.

Yeah, lose her mind.

Maybe. Let's call Alexia. Right now.

Hey, hey.

Look who I'm with.

Hey, hey.

We thought.

It would be a good idea to go back to
Spain because you love Spain so much.

maybe we should go to Seville.

Honestly,

that's exactly why we want to organize
this trip. Because this would be a

perfect opportunity for Alexia to spend
a week alone away from Todd.

There's one more caveat.

We're not talking about Todd.

No dudes.

We're not talking about dudes on this
trip.

See you. Bye. Have fun. Have a good
lunch.

I'm hopeful.

But deep down inside, not really.

amazing. So first of all, that haircut
that you have is my favorite on you,

baby.

Dr. Jackie and I have known each other
for quite a few years, and we have a few

things in common, including breast
cancer. She's a two -time survivor

queen. I've had two opportunities to
think I'm dying.

Breast cancer awareness ain't a month
for me. It's every day.

That is my girl, and I love to call on
her when I need some good counseling.

Can I ask you a question?

Sure. You know, my husband's been strong
for me, Russell, and we went to couples

counseling, and we're doing great. We're
still such a connected team. But what I

do know is that it's affecting also my
intimacy.

Is there anything, doctor, that you can
help me with?

I am going to get you a care bag
together.

Okay!

Well, I need that ASAP stat, so I'm
going to definitely give you my FedEx

if I need to so you can send that thing
overnight.

Because you know what? There are so many
layers associated with the breast

cancer journey.

What you have is imperfect perfection.
That's what I say at my party.

I'm imperfectly perfect.

You don't realize how many of us watch
Gertie.

No, please, Jackie, don't do this to me,
please.

I get so emotional watching you. You are
amazing.

You're using your platform to give back.

We love you.

It's nice to hear. We absolutely love
you.

Thank you.

It's nice to hear that.

Because, you know, the people who are
around me the most right now are not

supportive. There's just no...

empathy to or want or need to
understand.

You know, so this party celebrating me
and my life was just, I did it my way,

did the best I could to let it, the
truth be known. And it didn't work out

enough in my favor.

You won't listen to my side of the
story.

Did you read the text message? Of course
not.

That was like a sabotage booby trap. The
way that you did doesn't feel like you

care about any of us.

The group refuses to be open to the
possibility that Gertie may have a

point here and let's listen to her side.

I don't know what to do.

You know what? Thank him for your
friends because those ladies that you're

calling friends, they're there to build
you up and make you stronger. Remember,

struggles make you strong.

Absolutely. And so when they're not
understanding who you are, maybe you say

thank you.

The minute she said, you know what?

Turn around and thank your haters, girl,
pretty much. That's what she said.

I'm like, damn, thank you. There's just
as much power in the ugly parts of life

as it is the pretty parts. So I'm
willing to move on because I'm going to

bigger person. I'm the one who's going
to choose light over dark. I'm going to

be the one who chooses positivity over
negativity.

And everything else is on you. Well, I
want to go forward.

That is why you see, like, a big
windshield in the front and a small

mirror. Yeah.

It was a very long day.

A very hectic day. Hi, how are you?

We have a table under my suit. Thank
you.

Oh, it's a beautiful table.

How are you? Good evening. Welcome.

How are you? Good.

Can I please have a margarita?
Absolutely.

Salt on the rim? Yes, please.

Two of those? Yeah. And bring some
bruschetta. Beautiful. Thank you. Thank

so much.

Thank you. Hello.

Oh, my God, you're matching. Hello. Oh,
my God.

Martina. Hello, Martina. Finally. Hi.

I heard a lot about you. I know a lot
about you. You know more about me than I

do. My husband loves your wife. She's
the only woman he's allowed to love.

Yeah. Well, it's a safe space. This is
so good.

Drink? I want a skinny margarita. Skinny
margarita?

A red wine, full body? Full body?
Cabernet? Yes. Just to taste. You guys,

are the babies?

Getting a little more settled.

Do you like the lunches that your mama
packed for you?

Luca, come choose your fruit. Come.
Which one do you want? Ooh, you love

But I still cry when we leave.

Oh.

For about two seconds, and then, you
know, diversion, distraction.

How old are you going to be when they're
20?

How old are you? He just turned 67.

68. 68.

I'm turning 40 in a couple of days. Oh.

Oh, my God, I know. So, Martina, talk to
me. I used to watch your, obviously,

Rebuildum, and we used to watch all the
time the final, you against Chris.

You're not missing those times, you
know?

If I could still play, I would. You
would, yeah?

But I don't miss the draft.

When I retired in 94, my mom said I look
10 years younger.

Are you serious? Because all that stress
was gone forever.

Are you going to coach your sons?

No.

I will supervise. If they love it, then
I'll take on later. But somebody else

needs to teach them the basics.

Cheers. It's a pleasure to meet you.

Cheers. Cheers to you and I. We bagged
the best.

We did.

Do you have siblings?

I have a brother. Just one brother who
is 12 years younger than me.

He lives in Moscow.

I go once or twice a year. We're super
close. I actually have twin sisters, and

we stopped talking to each other. What
happened?

We don't speak the same language.

I don't mean to sound depressing.

No, no, no, no, no, no, not at all.
Listen, we are going through a difficult

time right now with our older daughters
because of our new family dynamic.

We are going through a difficult time
right now with our older daughters

we don't have much communications with
them anymore because of our new family

dynamic. It's a lot of growing pain for
them and for us.

The adoption of the boys came as a big
surprise to Vika and Emma. They haven't

met them yet. They're upset with us for
not communicating enough with them about

what's going to happen.

Unfortunately, we are not at the best
place with them.

They're still not processing the big
change in our life.

And I don't know what to do.

I tried talking to them. I tried to
explain.

Martina did too.

I know.

It's just sad because you can't ever
have that time back.

You have regrets that you wasted this
time.

Because it's so precious, you can't ever
have it back.

It really hits close to home because my
sisters aren't speaking to my parents.

My advice to Julia is that she nips it
in the butt as soon as she can because

it ends up turning into one year, two
years, three years, it's just too

difficult to turn back.

Oh, life is tough.

Life is tough. But sometimes it's not.
You have to make the best out of it.

Yes. On that note, Mary Sol had an idea.

We take a girl's trip to go to Seville.
Would you like to come? Yes.

That was a direct yes.

I want to go.

I'm going to take my airplane.

I really want to go.

And you are coming with me on my
airplane.

Yes, ma 'am.

But I want to know who else did you
invite?

I wanted to take Alexia kind of away
from everything in her life right now,

which is not easy what she's living.

Why don't we just go to the...

and talk about that for a second.

Sorry, we don't want to talk to you. I
don't know where this is going. Let me

have a drink.

We're going to Spain for Alexia, so I
need everyone to get along.

We're going to have our own date.

Stephanie and Alexia both have this A
-type personality.

You want to go in there and kiss
Gertie's ass, and you do that, but...

kissing anyone's ass, and you need to
fucking shut the fuck up.

Right now is a big clash.

We just have to know how to deal with
it. I feel it. I feel it. Talk to me.

I'm new to this group, and I feel like
everybody welcomed me except Alexia.

I just feel unwelcomed by her.

I know you're going to stick up for her
because you've been friends with her

longer than I have. I know her. Yeah,
but you cannot keep making excuses for a

bully. You cannot.

I never make excuses for anybody.

You were in very good shape.

I'll never forget looking at your arms.

No, seriously.

You should say that to Julia. No, no,
I'm being honest. No, that's what Julia

fell in love with me when she saw my
arms on TV.

I talk to Alexia almost every day, and I
am 100 % sure, knowing your personality

and knowing hers, that all it will take
is for you to have a conversation.

You and Alexia will resolve it. I want
to talk to her. I want to talk to her.

thought it would be great for all of us
to reunite and be in a different place,

in a different continent.

and see how we can make it work.

Okay. I love your wishful thinking.

Here's to Spain, and a fabulous time,
and a fabulous flight, and everybody

coming back all hunky -dory.

All very hunky -dory, yes.

Put her next to her good friend.

Look how cute they look.

Yeah.

Gorgeous. Look, I put Lisa next to you
because she's Canadian.

Oh, that's right.

Okay, perfect. And you guys can chit
-chat.

And then I put this girl here who's
always giving me a hard time. I want her

far away from me as possible. Where are
the names? How are you? Oh, on the

basket. They're on the basket. So I
invited Adriana today because Julia

wants her to come to Spain.

And I love Julia, so I'm just going to
go along with it and invite her over

because I'm hoping ketamine Adriana
shows up.

We're floating, floating, floating.

Honey, we're all about details around
here.

Thank you.

Hello.

We're matching. You're so cute.

Good boy.

Oye.

Ay! Ay!

Ay, no, mi cortina. I'm sorry.

Oh, my God, this is a teetering area.

They're supposed to be in this.

I know. Do you need any help? No, I just
want to make you a cocktail. Can we

talk about our outfits? You see, I could
be preppy too.

Of course you can. The saddle shoe,
that's the look. I'm very preppy.

I'm having a preppy luncheon because,
well, it's kind of threefold.

My father was from Connecticut. He was
very waspy. He was a sailor. He sent me

off to boarding school on Palm Beach.

I'm dying to see what the girls pull out
for a preppy outfit.

I feel like preppy in Miami is not a
thing.

I had Kiki here yesterday.

Kiki said something really weird to me.
I had a conversation with Gertie. She

said that you guys feel like a cult.

What do you mean a cult?

I don't know. What does cult mean?

That denotes that we're sinister.

Like, what is that? You know what? I
don't like that. I found that offensive.

It's a bar. It's a bar. You can make
drinks. Oh, I saw that on Instagram. I

wanted that. You don't have it? OK,
good. No, I wanted that.

Thank you. And then these are gift bags
for my party. I come in peace.

Gertie, she's a fashion catastrophe.

You look so preppy. Thank you. Listen, I
don't care about what you're wearing. I

love this gift. She brought me this
cocktail making machine.

I heard that Lisa gave it to Gertie, and
Gertie re -gifted it to me.

Have a seat. I love it.

So I had lunch with Julia and we decided
to have a trip

and maybe kind of distract Alexia and go
to her favorite place, Spain.

I know that. I just want to know if

you feel comfortable coming because Kiki
said to me that you said we were like a

cult.

That was very hurt, okay?

I literally, I feel like I'm like trying
to talk to everyone and everyone has

the same voice. No one wants to listen
to me and everyone has Julia's back.

I understand your friendship with her
and it's remarkable that you really run

deep with her. It's fine. Nobody here
thinks what you did was okay.

Nobody thinks. Really?

It's horrible.

It's like a cult.

I said, I said, I said cult.

I find that offensive and we have to be
careful the things that we call each

other and the things you say because
they stay there.

And I don't like it because, you know,
first of all, we're not a cult. Okay.

Do you even want to be part of this
friend group? You guys have to

I'm coming from a place of, like, trying
to find myself.

I'm just trying to vibe. Like,
literally, my motto is kiss. Keep it

stupid. I don't have time for all this
shit.

Well, don't involve us in the semantics.
It seems very complicated. There's a

lot of text messages. That's between
them two. We don't need to be a part of

that. There you go.

I'm not living in Gertie land. I don't
know what she's talking about.

But maybe Julia is going to accept this
tiny bit of remorse and probably end

up making out with her.

Hi. I miss you guys.

Oh, you're so cute.

Hello, everybody.

I'm going to go finish up, and you go
talk.

Oh, my gosh. She looks super cute. She
looks so cute. Look at that body. Look

the body, honey.

Look at your back. How cute. His name is
Hector. Oh, my God. I like that it's a

he.

You look adorable.

Thank you. So do you. Oh, my gosh. So do
you. And that's, like, the least amount

of boobs I see.

Yeah. This is your preppy look.

Well, first of all, I'm not preppy. I
dress slutty. I don't like this. Me,

I don't dress like Marisol and
Stephanie. I feel like they dress like

90. My grandmother dresses like that. I
don't dress like that.

Oh, my God. She's going to be chaotic.

So pretty.

You like it? I mean, all the food.

Thank you. That's nice.

What do you need?

Talk to you.

Okay.

First, thank you for inviting me.
Appreciate it.

I'm trying to just keep it calm and
happy. I apologize for...

The things I was saying to you, I was
really drunk.

The problem with Marisol, she has zero
talent.

Zero, zero talent.

The liquor brings out the truth.

So then the mean stuff comes out. So I
feel like, well, I feel the same way.

When you say mean things to me, like say
go f*** yourself, then, you know, I

feel like, why do you hate me so much?

Well, her house is my house.

No, nisso, no.

Stop, Kiki.

Come on.

Come on, sister.

You look beautiful. Look at the skin.

Where's Marisol?

Marisol is setting up the table.

You just don't stop.

I try to ignore you. I try not to talk
to you. And I feel like I'm always

getting it. And I'm getting it. And I'm
getting it. I feel like, can you just

lay off me? Because we're going to go to
Spain.

I want a layoff. Because we have bigger
problems with the group. We've got Julia

Gertie. We've got...

Stephanie, Alexia, Lisa, Larsa. Yeah, we
don't need us on the middle of it. I

feel like we could help. We could be in
the middle and help.

Yeah.

I'm so tired of the bickering. It's not
constructive.

So might as well get along.

Honey, I have no idea if she's sincere
or not. I don't know what's up her

wizard sleeves.

I'm just hoping tomorrow's good and then
the next day's good and I'm doing one

day at a time with this girl. Cheers!

Hi! Everybody cheers.

Marceau and I may peace. Yay!

Oh, God, how long did you think it would
last? I know.

Oh, my God. You know I love your eggs.
The eggs. What else?

Oh.

Is it locked?

Oh, never mind.

Go back in. I went with

Wednesday Meets Clueless. OK. I like it.
I like it. It's good. It all works.

Lisa's outfit is a little costumish.

It could be like a porn movie.

The toe heels are definitely more on the
slutty side than the preppy side.

Like she's going to a swingers party.

I was actually looking a long time for a
preppy look, and this is what I came up

with.

It's getting tight, so let's go outside.
Okay, okay. Let's go outside. You are

the hostess of the hostess, honey.

This is gorgeous.

This looks so nice.

It's cute.

How do you want us to sit? Look for your
name. Lisa, you're sitting here. I'm

next to you? Did you set it up because
you just want to be close to me?

No, but I don't mind being close to you.

Okay, ladies.

I'm so happy you're here.

Everyone loves a good theme.

Yes. We do.

like digging into my roots and I feel
like everyone knows me like my mother's

daughter like very Cuban but my dad was
from Connecticut and there's a very

American preppy side to me I went to
Boston College I went to boarding school

Palm Beach oh I love my prep school
because I was just getting hormones and

And I was hot for boys, but I was
trapped with all these nuns and girls in

boarding school.

By 11th grade, I was out of there, and I
was at co -ed prep school.

And, hello, my grades dropped, and I was
having the time of my life.

So I thought we would just marry it all
together and do something different.

Can I give a clinical aspect to all
this?

A Harvard clinical aspect?

Just so you know, when you are
conceived,

Your chromosomes are crossed.

And if you're a girl, you get your
chromosomes from your dad.

So the similarities, you have to your
dad, so I graded anything.

Wow. Wait, you went to Harvard?

I'm doing a master's in psychology at
Harvard.

Everything. And this is preppy as preppy
gets in terms of an Ivy League, and

this is legit, legit, legit, legit from
Harvard co -op.

I have a Harvard sweatshirt, too.

Honestly, I think I bought it at the
airport in Boston.

I've been in this program at Harvard for
a couple of years already.

Some classes are mandatory to be on
campus. Other classes can be remote.

not online. It's a hybrid program where
you have to earn your way in. So I'm

graduating next spring, and I'm an LA
student.

Babe, we signed up for an online course.
Anyone can do it. All you have to do is

pay for it. I don't have anything preppy
in my closet, but Martina does. Martina

does, right?

Martina does. So this is her Wimbledon
sweater.

Is this the same tennis shoes you wore
to Gary's event? Oh, no, darling.

It's a different one.

It's a different one.

It wasn't as easy for all of us as it
was for you. It was very easy for me.

were going to be the best.

of us than others because I feel like
Lisa and I don't really dress like this.

feel like Gertie doesn't really dress
preppy.

Kiki does not. No, a lot of you think
this is a shirt. It is very... That's

after school.

That's for extra credit, girl. Come on
now.

No, that's not preppy. Put that away. It
is preppy. No, it is very preppy. Rich

moms don't do this. Or do they?

Well, cheers to you, my friend. You did
a beautiful job.

We're so happy you met you. I put a lot
of love into it. I feel

like things are crazy, and I think
things are getting better for everyone,

right?

Perspective, man. It's all about
perspective.

We need to stick to the roots. Yes. And
not the fluff on top, because that's

where the problem lies. I'm obsessed
with this. Gertie, you're obsessed. I'm

obsessed. Thank you for having me.

You're asking too big for the seat just
so you know.

You want to talk?

Sure. All right. Where do you want to
go? You lead the way because I don't

to seem too bossy.

No, no, no, no, no. Let's do this here.

It's like I still am not

reconciling. where we are so far apart.

I still am not reconciling where we are
so

far apart because I thought that we were
understanding.

Let's move forward.

When I went to the Grecian party, I felt
betrayed.

I'm sorry because that was absolutely
not my intention.

It seems like it's not. What's happening
over there?

Are they fighting?

No, no, no. He's a life coach. Yes. And
I wanted to ask a life coach an opinion

because I also was hurt. Somebody tells
you something very painful and hurtful

that hurts you deep in the heart. Yes.

What is your recommendation? How to move
forward? Who are you talking about? My

friend, Gertie.

I just don't understand how to express
this hurt. And I expressed it maybe in

the wrong way. I'm sorry. that i did
that i don't want to be that person i

like i felt cornered no one believes me
i

don't know what happened and i don't
know how fast it all got

so furious but it's like you're my my
friend i understand and that's why it

hurts so much well when certain words
and i'm sorry if i hurt you but it was a

mutual came out of Feeling of pain and
disappointment.

I don't want to look back.

I don't either.

I really want to look forward. I do too.

And now we know that we are not at our
best when we do things that have hurt.

But at least we're smiling now.

I've always loved you. I love you so
much.

I give people chances, you know. It
doesn't mean I forgot what she did or it

doesn't hurt anymore.

All I hope right now for Gertie and I is
let's be cordial.

I like what I'm seeing over there.

The hurt is there, but I do have to
acknowledge that Julia was a very good

friend to me. And what I do know is that
a sorry equals change, usually, in a

pattern, in a relationship.

So I am ready to tiki -tiki y taca -taca
with these girls in España.

Let's do this. I love you.

Thank you.

Okay. Okay.

That's good stuff.

We are going to spin!

and have fun.

Fresh start. Fresh start.

I have fabulous friends in Marbella.

Oh, Marbella is my favorite.
Unfortunately, Marbella is like three

Yay! Yay for three hour drive. So how
are we going to get there?

Jets!

And if we can make the trip to Marbella,
if the girls would want to drive, can

we fly?

Yeah. Thank you, Stephanie.

High five it.

Stephanie, you're flying with us from
Miami to Seville? No. I am flying my

from Miami to Seville. And I would love
nothing more than to take all of you

guys there.

Unfortunately, since this is a very long
flight, I cannot take everybody. I

would love to invite everybody.

Not really. I don't want to invite
everybody. It's not a freaking bus.

So I am going to only invite three other
girls aside from me. However, I will

take everybody from Seville.

to Marbella. The plane will be in
Seville. So instead of us taking a three

drive, you guys are all invited to come
from Seville to Marbella. Really? If she

hits the fan, please book your own bus.

Because you will not fly back. Okay,
teacher. I love it.

I'm obsessed with this. Everything.

Super happy about it. Love it.

It's going to be so much fun.

Love it. Cheers, everybody.

To a great time in Spain.

Have a great time. Cheers.

Cheers.

Alexia, can we talk for a second? Where
are you going?

How many inches are her heels?

They're huge.

I wanted to talk to you because I know
we're going to Spain, and I wanted

everything to be cordial between us, but
I really wanted to talk in private

about the Chihuahua and the Rottweiler
thing. Okay.

I don't like that you said that I bark.

Because I don't. You do.

Well, so do you. And you're like a
chihuahua. You barked at me first. I'm

Rottweiler. What you did say was that I
bark.

Well, that's what she sounds like when
she speaks.

She's barking.

As a matter of fact, Alexia's here next
to me. Hold on.

Alexia, bark. You're kind of like
calling me a dog.

So if I bark, you're the chihuahua and
I'm the Rottweiler. So I did say that,

but that didn't mean like you have to
keep on calling me a Rottweiler.

Last night was crazy.

Where was the Rottweiler?

Oh, that's you?

I feel like you like to belittle people.

When you came in and called me a
chihuahua, it was symbolism.

It was like, I'm the Rottweiler, bitch,
you're the... Chihuahua and like I just

feel like it's very disrespectful.

I don't come in thinking you know that
I'm like the best

It's

not gonna go well if you continue
belittling me I'm sorry You felt

that way thinking I was doing that to
you personally because I wasn't. Me

my opinion. Calling me a chihuahua is
definitely not being braiding.

You guys, go away.

Honestly, go.

Okay, okay, okay, okay. Jesus.

Stephanie is so serious.

If it offended you, then I am sorry.

Okay. I wanted to extend an olive
branch.

On the plane, I had one seat left. For
that one seat, I invited Marisol.

Since this whole trip is because...

Alexia's been in this really odd, weird
place.

I cannot leave her behind. That's my
best friend.

She said, I will not leave Alexia. OK.

My question to you is, would you want to
fly on the plane?

Hmm?

On the plane, I had one seat left. For
that one seat, I invited Marisol. She

said, I will not leave Alexia. OK.

My question to you is, would you want to
fly on the plane?

Wait a second. I'm so confused.

One minute, you're reprimanding me. Now,
two seconds later, you're inviting me

on your jet? When Marisol said she
wasn't going because of me?

Like, what are you doing?

That's something Frankie would say.

Will you come on the plane?

No, because I can't leave my best
friend. Marisol's really flaquita. Maybe

can both be. I wish.

Who gives their seat up on a private
plane, let alone a transatlantic flight,

for their friend?

I'll see you there.

Have fun on TSA.

Thank you.

Like, I really do appreciate it. I wish
I could invite everybody. I know. But it

will be very fun when we go to Marbella.

Yeah, yeah.

Okay, let's go see what the other girls
are doing. You guys, what's happening

over there?

I'll go.

I'll go.

He fears to respect. Oh, you guys are
good. What happened? We're good.

I heard some screaming. We're going
commercial, you and I. You can only

accommodate so many people, Stephanie.

I know. Some people are going on private
planes this way and some aren't. So she

has one more person to invite.

I know. Thank you for reminding me. What
is going on, girls?

We're just having chitchat over here. I
don't think Muggin's making the manifest

on this jet.

I want to be friends with her.

She has an amazing jet, and I want to be
friends with people that have jets and

yachts.

I am taking my airplane.

Unfortunately, I cannot take everybody.
I chose Larsa because we're very, very,

very close.

Almost besties at this point.

I chose Julia.

I have one additional seat.

Unfortunately for me, Marisol has turned
it down because she's very, very, very

close to Alexia. She doesn't want to
leave Alexia. That's not me. I do feel

Kiki and I have hung out a lot, but I
haven't gotten a chance to bond with

Adriana enough to get to know her. So in
my mind, I'm like, do I go with the

girl that I know the most, or do I bond
with Adriana? You know what, Stephanie?

I'm going to make it easy on you.

As much as I would love to be on the
PGA, if you haven't gotten to know

I think it would be a nice way for you
to bond with her. That's nice.

Not to mention that my supposed best
friend is still on the plane.

Supposed? Don't say that.

That was not my place, Adriana. What are
you talking about?

That's what I really admire about
myself.

They have a very good relationship. She
has the girl's back.

day and night, sick and thin, and I wish
I had this kind of bond.

What? Hold on, wait, wait, what? I'm
just saying you agreed to go with her

without asking for me to go in the same
plane. I'm sorry, Adriana, but I don't

think me accepting that invitation makes
me a bad friend.

Why are you crying?

Why are you tearing up?

What's wrong?

I'd like to cry.

Why is she crying? Because they have a
beautiful friendship and they'll go

anywhere without each other.

This whole trip's about you. I'll let
her leave you.

That's beautiful, Mariko. Beautiful!

It's been really hard.

But, you know, Marisol's been by my
side, you know, not only in the last

of months, but so many years. And, yeah,

now I'm getting like teary -eyed.

We know how difficult.

This time has been with your separation
with Todd, and he filed the divorce,

and, you know, it's good, it's bad. I
mean, and I appreciate Stephanie being

kind and including me. It was super
generous, but, like, you know, the

about Alexia, and I would never leave
her. You wouldn't be right.

All right, just paint, everybody. Cheers
to that.

My love.

What are these things? They look
perverse.

Whoa. It was open mouth.

Cheese tips.

Is that how you get all those ballers?

Welcome to Marbella.

I love this rich people dinner. I feel
like I need to, like, be super elegant.

I never thought I'd be in Sevilla on a
horse carriage in a dress like this.

I'm wearing my ring again.

She decides to get back with Todd?
That's not fair for pranking.

This finger feels really empty.

I just need to not fear that if I get
engaged that I'm not walking into chaos.

Jodi texted you? I was literally getting
death threats.

When someone can't really manipulate
you, they make you feel like you're

What's going on with Adriana? It's a
question mark and I don't know.

Why are you leaving? protecting her
instead of me and my best friend.

You are punishing me now to getting
close to them, Adriana. You are toxic. I

you for who you are. I'm going to be
your enemy too.