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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:31,050 --> 00:01:34,450 Well, we're moving on now, moving on now, to... 2 00:02:46,670 --> 00:02:49,930 All contestants must be Kent Tobin fan club members. 3 00:02:50,150 --> 00:02:56,330 Yeah! The poem must be no longer than 50 words and must be titled, What Kent 4 00:02:56,330 --> 00:02:58,290 Tobin's Hairdo Means to Me. 5 00:02:59,110 --> 00:03:00,110 Listen to mine. 6 00:03:01,230 --> 00:03:04,930 Kent Tobin, Kent Tobin, I sure love your hair. 7 00:03:05,170 --> 00:03:08,410 It's curly and black and you wear it with flair. 8 00:03:08,650 --> 00:03:12,090 Your pompadour's great, your sideburns are too. 9 00:03:12,430 --> 00:03:15,550 I would do anything to be your shampoo. 10 00:03:22,380 --> 00:03:23,900 Amanda, child, that don't even rhyme. 11 00:03:24,920 --> 00:03:27,400 Well, listen, girl, I gotta go. I'll talk to you later. 12 00:03:33,200 --> 00:03:37,740 Florence, I just can't decide which earrings to wear to the charity ball. 13 00:03:38,160 --> 00:03:40,180 What do you think of these? 14 00:03:40,620 --> 00:03:41,620 Those are nice. 15 00:03:42,680 --> 00:03:43,960 How about these? 16 00:03:45,780 --> 00:03:47,160 Beautiful. Beautiful. 17 00:03:51,020 --> 00:03:53,250 Or... How about these? 18 00:03:55,570 --> 00:03:56,570 Perfect. 19 00:03:57,710 --> 00:04:00,010 Florence, you are not paying any attention to me. 20 00:04:00,390 --> 00:04:03,490 Well, why should I pay attention to a woman with bananas in her ears? 21 00:04:04,990 --> 00:04:08,230 Because she's the one who puts bread in your pocket. 22 00:04:09,750 --> 00:04:13,730 I'm sorry, Miss Jefferson, but it's just that when I'm looking at my Ken Tobin 23 00:04:13,730 --> 00:04:17,410 fan club newsletter, child, all other forms of life cease to exist. 24 00:04:20,560 --> 00:04:21,940 Oh, what do you think? How do I look? 25 00:04:22,380 --> 00:04:24,260 Oh, you look wonderful. 26 00:04:25,220 --> 00:04:29,300 I do, don't I? It's amazing what a man like me can do for a simple tuxedo. 27 00:04:30,800 --> 00:04:31,880 You know, that's funny. 28 00:04:32,200 --> 00:04:36,820 I was going to say it's amazing what a tuxedo can do for such a simple man. 29 00:04:39,720 --> 00:04:43,800 Well, I see you've decided to wear a vest instead of a cummerbund. 30 00:04:44,080 --> 00:04:48,060 Yeah, you know, I figure the vest points out my style more, my class, my 31 00:04:48,060 --> 00:04:49,060 sophistication, you know. 32 00:04:50,340 --> 00:04:53,960 Besides, when I sit down, the cummerbund rides up on me. Feels like I'm wearing 33 00:04:53,960 --> 00:04:54,960 a bra. 34 00:04:56,300 --> 00:04:57,380 Where the will is this? 35 00:04:58,320 --> 00:05:01,420 You know, I'm surprised to see you so excited. 36 00:05:01,680 --> 00:05:04,860 I always thought you found these charity balls boring. 37 00:05:05,340 --> 00:05:06,340 What made you think that? 38 00:05:06,600 --> 00:05:11,440 Because you spent the last one flicking peas into the saxophone with your spoon. 39 00:05:12,740 --> 00:05:14,660 That's only because the tuba was too easy. 40 00:05:16,750 --> 00:05:19,870 Besides, this is different. I mean, this is a charity I care about. This is one 41 00:05:19,870 --> 00:05:20,870 that's close to my heart. 42 00:05:21,410 --> 00:05:22,410 What's the name of it again? 43 00:05:24,530 --> 00:05:26,810 Americans Against Amnesia. 44 00:05:29,710 --> 00:05:30,950 Oh, hello, George. 45 00:05:31,170 --> 00:05:34,970 Oh, Louise, you look beautiful. Oh, it is both of you. 46 00:05:35,450 --> 00:05:37,730 But aren't you two a little early? 47 00:05:37,970 --> 00:05:42,190 Well, it's a warm evening and the hotel is not too far away. We thought we'd 48 00:05:42,190 --> 00:05:43,770 take a leisurely walk over there. 49 00:05:44,090 --> 00:05:45,090 What? 50 00:05:45,260 --> 00:05:47,520 Surprise that you won't. They're going to start serving hors d 'oeuvres in 51 00:05:47,520 --> 00:05:48,520 exactly five minutes. 52 00:05:48,620 --> 00:05:50,240 Helen, do you have the number of Rocket Cab? 53 00:05:52,240 --> 00:05:56,900 You know, Tom, sometimes I wish you'd look at me the way you look at Ramaki. 54 00:05:57,880 --> 00:05:59,160 Never mind. I'll call information. 55 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:03,260 Well, don't y 'all look terrific? 56 00:06:03,520 --> 00:06:06,660 Oh, thank you, Flora. Thank you. I wish you were going with us. 57 00:06:06,900 --> 00:06:09,940 Oh, I'm going to stay here and do some cleaning. And then I'm going to do some 58 00:06:09,940 --> 00:06:12,080 reading. I got three new soap opera magazines. 59 00:06:12,480 --> 00:06:13,480 Excuse me. 60 00:06:15,280 --> 00:06:19,680 You know, I can't believe how many people spend so much time watching those 61 00:06:19,680 --> 00:06:22,200 silly soap operas. What do you mean, silly? 62 00:06:22,820 --> 00:06:26,980 Well, they take up the best part of your day, and they sensationalize 63 00:06:26,980 --> 00:06:27,980 everything. 64 00:06:28,100 --> 00:06:32,780 And worst of all, do you really think that if Sabrina was having Dr. 65 00:06:32,780 --> 00:06:36,580 baby, she would jeopardize her marriage to Kevin by naming the baby after him? 66 00:06:37,200 --> 00:06:39,260 Well, I tell you, now let's get serious. 67 00:06:40,120 --> 00:06:41,380 No, let's get going. 68 00:06:41,700 --> 00:06:42,700 Oh, yes. 69 00:06:43,080 --> 00:06:46,240 I don't want to miss Senator Collier's opening remarks. 70 00:06:46,640 --> 00:06:49,220 Oh, didn't we tell you? Senator Collier won't be there. 71 00:06:49,520 --> 00:06:54,360 But he's always been such a big supporter in the fight against amnesia. 72 00:06:54,360 --> 00:06:55,440 happened? He forgot. 73 00:06:56,640 --> 00:06:58,380 Well, they got a last -minute replacement. 74 00:06:58,760 --> 00:06:59,780 Uh, Kent Tobin. 75 00:07:01,240 --> 00:07:02,240 Who? 76 00:07:02,960 --> 00:07:07,860 Kent Tobin. He's been interested in amnesia ever since that character he 77 00:07:07,860 --> 00:07:09,260 on the soap opera developed it. 78 00:07:09,720 --> 00:07:11,560 Take me with you, please! 79 00:07:13,320 --> 00:07:14,320 Please, my creases. 80 00:07:14,660 --> 00:07:17,260 Mr. Willis, please. You said you wished I was going. 81 00:07:17,480 --> 00:07:18,960 Yeah, that's before we knew you wanted to go. 82 00:07:19,740 --> 00:07:20,780 Mr. Willis, please. 83 00:07:21,120 --> 00:07:22,980 Well, Florence, it's sold out. 84 00:07:23,480 --> 00:07:24,520 Well, let me go on your plate. 85 00:07:25,020 --> 00:07:27,420 I'm sorry, but I have to go with George. 86 00:07:28,120 --> 00:07:29,140 I've got business. 87 00:07:30,340 --> 00:07:31,900 And miss the hors d 'oeuvres? 88 00:07:32,980 --> 00:07:34,800 And miss Kent Tobin? 89 00:07:35,060 --> 00:07:36,060 Oh! 90 00:07:36,260 --> 00:07:38,040 Oh, Florence. 91 00:07:39,120 --> 00:07:40,860 I know you're disappointed. 92 00:07:41,680 --> 00:07:44,980 But behind every dark cloud, there's a silver lining. 93 00:07:45,540 --> 00:07:51,900 Now, I remember when I was a young girl, Billy Eckstein was singing at the 94 00:07:51,900 --> 00:07:57,420 Apollo, and I had to stay home. I was crushed, but it turned out to be the 95 00:07:57,420 --> 00:07:59,160 luckiest day in my life. 96 00:08:00,060 --> 00:08:02,220 A delivery boy came to the house. 97 00:08:02,480 --> 00:08:05,760 And do you know who that delivery boy was? 98 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:08,580 George Jefferson. 99 00:08:10,300 --> 00:08:12,180 You got it! Take me with him. 100 00:08:13,780 --> 00:08:15,860 We're sorry, we can't. 101 00:08:16,900 --> 00:08:20,660 Well, could you at least give him my poem? Oh, of course. 102 00:08:23,180 --> 00:08:25,400 I'd do anything to be your shampoo. 103 00:08:27,200 --> 00:08:30,720 Oh, gee, Florence, but we'll be a little far from the day. 104 00:08:32,440 --> 00:08:33,679 I'll see that he gets it. 105 00:08:33,900 --> 00:08:37,299 Oh, thank you, Mr. Willis. At least somebody's looking out for me. 106 00:08:38,840 --> 00:08:39,840 Cab's here. 107 00:08:39,990 --> 00:08:43,250 Thanks, Ralph, but you could have just called. I know, sir, but I always feel a 108 00:08:43,250 --> 00:08:47,490 phone so cold, so impersonal, so unprofitable. 109 00:08:48,410 --> 00:08:49,910 Thank you. 110 00:08:50,330 --> 00:08:51,330 Come on, y 'all, let's go. 111 00:08:51,830 --> 00:08:53,370 Are you sure you're going to be all right? 112 00:08:54,150 --> 00:08:57,770 Yeah, I'll just stay here and have fun on my own. All right, bye -bye. 113 00:08:59,590 --> 00:09:00,590 Oh, look. 114 00:09:01,030 --> 00:09:02,510 The fun's started already. 115 00:09:03,470 --> 00:09:04,550 Oh, hilarious. 116 00:09:05,470 --> 00:09:06,470 Goodbye, everybody. 117 00:09:06,570 --> 00:09:07,670 Have fun. 118 00:09:08,440 --> 00:09:09,980 Don't do anything I wouldn't do. 119 00:09:11,500 --> 00:09:12,760 I want to puke. 120 00:09:13,900 --> 00:09:15,640 They did it again, didn't they, Florence? 121 00:09:15,880 --> 00:09:20,360 What? Went gallivanting off, flaunting their money, leaving you here with 122 00:09:20,360 --> 00:09:24,040 nothing to do and no one to do it with in a tattered but comfortable house 123 00:09:24,040 --> 00:09:25,040 dress. 124 00:09:25,420 --> 00:09:26,880 Don't try to cheer me up, Ralph. 125 00:09:27,460 --> 00:09:28,900 What's it going to be tonight, Florence? 126 00:09:29,460 --> 00:09:34,600 Solitaire reruns? Or, it pains me to say it, turning in a little early? 127 00:09:36,469 --> 00:09:40,750 You're real depressing, you know. Oh, I'm sorry, Florence, but it's the same 128 00:09:40,750 --> 00:09:45,250 Cinderella story all over again. Here you sit in your rag of a house dress 129 00:09:45,250 --> 00:09:47,450 the wicked stepsisters are at the ball. 130 00:09:47,930 --> 00:09:49,630 I don't want to talk about it, Ralph. 131 00:09:49,990 --> 00:09:51,110 I can't blame you. 132 00:09:51,510 --> 00:09:52,970 You want to play a game of Scrabble? 133 00:09:53,370 --> 00:09:57,270 Oh, I'd love to, but I have to get dressed. 134 00:09:57,770 --> 00:09:59,030 I'm going to the ball. 135 00:09:59,790 --> 00:10:00,790 Haven't you heard? 136 00:10:00,890 --> 00:10:02,470 Kent Tobin's going to be there. 137 00:10:06,480 --> 00:10:08,280 Even Ralph gets to go to the ball. 138 00:10:18,700 --> 00:10:22,600 My one chance to meet Kent Tobin and I have to miss it. 139 00:10:25,820 --> 00:10:26,880 Ralph was right. 140 00:10:27,400 --> 00:10:29,000 I am like Cinderella. 141 00:10:32,200 --> 00:10:34,300 I wish I had a fairy godmother. 142 00:10:49,420 --> 00:10:50,480 I'm your godfather. 143 00:10:51,460 --> 00:10:52,620 My godfather? 144 00:10:52,920 --> 00:10:55,340 Yeah. We dropped the fairy part. 145 00:10:55,920 --> 00:10:58,280 After all, this is the 80s. 146 00:11:04,720 --> 00:11:08,800 If you think I'm gonna buy this song and dance routine about you being my 147 00:11:08,800 --> 00:11:11,760 magical godfather, then your magical mama raised a fool. 148 00:11:12,200 --> 00:11:14,620 Careful. You could cost yourself a wish. 149 00:11:14,880 --> 00:11:15,819 Oh, sure. 150 00:11:15,820 --> 00:11:18,280 Are you trying to tell me that you can make wishes come true? 151 00:11:18,990 --> 00:11:20,390 Try this on for size. 152 00:11:26,730 --> 00:11:28,330 I didn't wish for a sandwich. 153 00:11:28,570 --> 00:11:30,070 I know, but I did. 154 00:11:32,390 --> 00:11:35,350 How many times have I told him to hold the mail? 155 00:11:39,170 --> 00:11:41,130 You really can do magic. 156 00:11:41,430 --> 00:11:44,510 Oh, would you grant me a wish? Please, please, pretty please. 157 00:11:44,750 --> 00:11:46,430 Oh, yeah, sure, sure. 158 00:11:47,790 --> 00:11:49,410 Oh, no, this is so typical. 159 00:11:49,990 --> 00:11:53,890 Nobody ever believes me. And then when I finally convince him, it's gimme, 160 00:11:53,890 --> 00:11:54,890 gimme, gimme. 161 00:11:54,970 --> 00:11:59,210 Santa has the same problem. We were just talking about it at our group therapy 162 00:11:59,210 --> 00:12:00,210 session. 163 00:12:00,950 --> 00:12:04,690 Therapy? Yeah, there's a bunch of us that nobody ever believes in. 164 00:12:05,190 --> 00:12:11,690 There's me, Santa, the tooth fairy, and two used car 165 00:12:11,690 --> 00:12:12,990 salesmen from New Jersey. 166 00:12:14,830 --> 00:12:17,650 Sorry I didn't believe you, but I thought at least you'd have a magic 167 00:12:18,050 --> 00:12:22,050 Nah. Nowadays, I use this magical digital watch. 168 00:12:23,290 --> 00:12:26,110 Hey, do you realize it's 3 a .m. in Rangoon? 169 00:12:26,870 --> 00:12:27,870 Say that. 170 00:12:30,310 --> 00:12:32,410 My hand went right through you. Yeah. 171 00:12:32,750 --> 00:12:34,250 I should have been a boxer. 172 00:12:34,730 --> 00:12:36,090 I could have been a contender. 173 00:12:40,830 --> 00:12:43,150 Wow. And that's not all. 174 00:12:43,580 --> 00:12:45,220 You're the only one who can see me. 175 00:12:45,460 --> 00:12:48,220 Well, big deal. I'm the only one here. 176 00:12:48,680 --> 00:12:50,700 Wrong, kitchen cleanser breath. 177 00:12:51,700 --> 00:12:54,180 The wicked stepsisters are on their way. 178 00:12:54,840 --> 00:12:55,900 How do you know? 179 00:13:01,820 --> 00:13:02,820 Trust me. 180 00:13:14,700 --> 00:13:16,060 That serious ho's nose. 181 00:13:19,480 --> 00:13:22,760 Well, I'll be the prettiest one at the ball. 182 00:13:23,120 --> 00:13:24,680 No, I will. 183 00:13:25,040 --> 00:13:26,100 No, I will. 184 00:13:26,380 --> 00:13:28,420 This is going to be one butt ugly ball. 185 00:13:30,320 --> 00:13:36,180 Are you laughing at us? No, I was just thinking about the time you put the 186 00:13:36,180 --> 00:13:37,500 Tabasco in my toothpaste. 187 00:13:42,220 --> 00:13:43,660 Wasn't it hot lips? 188 00:13:45,360 --> 00:13:50,840 Well, Florence, while we're having the time of our life tonight, we want you to 189 00:13:50,840 --> 00:13:53,140 scrub and polish this entire house. 190 00:13:53,540 --> 00:13:54,540 That's right. 191 00:13:54,860 --> 00:13:59,900 Prince Kent is choosing his bride tonight, so of course I'll be bringing 192 00:13:59,900 --> 00:14:02,220 home. No, I will. 193 00:14:02,560 --> 00:14:03,940 No, I will. 194 00:14:04,380 --> 00:14:06,000 Fat chance, hog hair. 195 00:14:17,260 --> 00:14:21,220 She's not laughing at you. She's just delirious from eating her own cooking. 196 00:14:23,420 --> 00:14:27,140 But never mind her. Run along. You need to get ready. Go put on your loveliest 197 00:14:27,140 --> 00:14:31,440 gown. Oh, but these are our loveliest gowns. Oh, well, in that case, put on 198 00:14:31,440 --> 00:14:32,440 makeup. 199 00:14:32,480 --> 00:14:34,240 We are made up. 200 00:14:34,840 --> 00:14:38,660 Oh, well, then we'll just tell everyone that the ball is a Halloween party. 201 00:14:38,820 --> 00:14:41,120 Okay, now, let's work on our attitudes. 202 00:14:41,860 --> 00:14:43,500 Heads high, shoulders back. 203 00:14:43,900 --> 00:14:44,900 Think lovely. 204 00:14:45,100 --> 00:14:46,780 Think glamorous, think beautiful. 205 00:14:47,160 --> 00:14:48,160 Think harder. 206 00:14:49,480 --> 00:14:52,500 See, she's laughing at us again. Be kind. 207 00:14:52,800 --> 00:14:55,180 The simple -minded laugh at anything. 208 00:14:55,640 --> 00:15:01,340 Now, you must remember, to catch the prince's eye, you must be desirable. 209 00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:05,980 Spray them down. They need all the help they can get. 210 00:15:09,140 --> 00:15:12,840 Oh, I wish I could meet the prince. 211 00:15:15,540 --> 00:15:17,420 You? Don't be ridiculous. 212 00:15:18,860 --> 00:15:19,860 Don't laugh. 213 00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:21,840 The prince just might want to meet her. 214 00:15:22,340 --> 00:15:23,380 You really think so? 215 00:15:23,960 --> 00:15:25,860 Nah, he already has a maid. 216 00:15:32,260 --> 00:15:33,260 Deb, 217 00:15:34,080 --> 00:15:37,240 Daddy, they're laughing at me. You deserve it. 218 00:15:40,540 --> 00:15:47,290 Oh, you really want to go to that ball. don't you oh more than anything but 219 00:15:47,290 --> 00:15:53,390 i could never go like this why do you think i'm here the question has crossed 220 00:15:53,390 --> 00:16:00,350 mind i can get you in come this way go in there and when you come back 221 00:16:00,350 --> 00:16:04,290 out that door you'll be a new woman a new woman 222 00:16:18,320 --> 00:16:20,020 That ain't exactly what I had in mind. 223 00:16:20,820 --> 00:16:23,520 Be grateful. Last week it was a rhinoceros. 224 00:16:30,520 --> 00:16:35,140 Couldn't I just click my heels and wind up in Bloomingdale? 225 00:16:36,380 --> 00:16:37,700 That's a great idea. 226 00:16:38,300 --> 00:16:42,440 But before you do, there are two things that you must remember. 227 00:16:43,260 --> 00:16:46,380 First, the magic spell wears off at midnight. 228 00:16:46,860 --> 00:16:49,440 And second, always brush after every meal. 229 00:16:50,980 --> 00:16:55,740 I'm sorry, that darn tooth fairy. He always dominates those group therapy 230 00:16:55,740 --> 00:16:56,740 sessions. 231 00:17:55,880 --> 00:17:59,480 His Royal Highness the King and Mrs. Albania. 232 00:18:15,120 --> 00:18:19,100 And his obnoxious father and his two ugly daughters. 233 00:18:38,800 --> 00:18:39,800 Your panties are showing. 234 00:18:41,040 --> 00:18:42,060 I'll get you to look. 235 00:18:43,660 --> 00:18:45,080 Hey, Helen, look! 236 00:18:45,740 --> 00:18:46,740 Food! 237 00:18:50,040 --> 00:18:53,580 Look, it's gonna be hard enough trying to get you married off without bean dip 238 00:18:53,580 --> 00:18:54,559 on your chin. 239 00:18:54,560 --> 00:18:55,760 Sorry, Daddy. 240 00:18:56,360 --> 00:18:58,200 That's okay. Just think pretty. 241 00:18:58,840 --> 00:19:02,460 There's no reason why Kent wouldn't marry one of you. Just think positive. 242 00:19:06,860 --> 00:19:08,140 And put bags over your heads. 243 00:19:15,100 --> 00:19:20,000 Ladies and gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure to introduce to you one of my 244 00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:21,680 oldest and dearest friends. 245 00:19:22,540 --> 00:19:26,720 This guy's such a beautiful man, I'm not ashamed to say I love him. 246 00:19:26,940 --> 00:19:29,980 Your favorite soap star and his. 247 00:19:30,660 --> 00:19:31,920 Prince Kent! 248 00:20:00,590 --> 00:20:02,430 Don't kiss me hand and do hello mother me. 249 00:20:02,630 --> 00:20:06,010 So, Mr. Big Shot, when are you going to choose a bride, eh? 250 00:20:06,610 --> 00:20:10,150 Oh, come on, Mom. There's lots of women, so little time. 251 00:20:10,510 --> 00:20:12,330 And only one magnificent me. 252 00:20:13,170 --> 00:20:15,210 Why you have to be so picky? 253 00:20:15,810 --> 00:20:17,070 Well, there's lots of things. 254 00:20:17,430 --> 00:20:20,770 I've always liked women with long hair. 255 00:20:21,530 --> 00:20:28,410 And, of course, 256 00:20:28,410 --> 00:20:30,860 I've always liked women with... Short hair, too. 257 00:20:31,580 --> 00:20:38,580 I like short women. Slouchy. And I like tall women. 258 00:20:40,080 --> 00:20:41,700 Very tall women. 259 00:20:42,020 --> 00:20:43,780 Call the dungeon. I need a stretching rack. 260 00:20:44,480 --> 00:20:49,440 But the thing that is most important to me is a woman with true inner beauty. 261 00:20:49,780 --> 00:20:50,499 Hey, look. 262 00:20:50,500 --> 00:20:51,840 He's not looking at the outside. 263 00:20:53,440 --> 00:20:54,440 Now, tell me. 264 00:20:54,820 --> 00:20:56,680 Who's going to get the first dance, eh? 265 00:20:57,340 --> 00:21:01,860 Well, I think I'll pick... No. 266 00:21:02,520 --> 00:21:05,040 No. No. 267 00:21:05,500 --> 00:21:06,900 No. 268 00:21:07,620 --> 00:21:10,500 No. Pick. 269 00:21:10,800 --> 00:21:11,800 Pick. 270 00:21:15,220 --> 00:21:21,000 Ladies and gentlemen, Miss Florence Johnston. 271 00:21:31,720 --> 00:21:32,720 I pick her. 272 00:22:10,620 --> 00:22:12,380 Where have you been all my life? 273 00:22:12,840 --> 00:22:16,100 On my knees, scrubbing that wacky yellow buildup. 274 00:22:17,880 --> 00:22:19,360 Don't worry, I'll take care of everything. 275 00:22:21,620 --> 00:22:24,040 Well, I see you've met my favorite daughter. 276 00:22:24,860 --> 00:22:26,280 Florence, did I tell you it isn't my will? 277 00:22:26,520 --> 00:22:30,240 This is your daughter? Yes, by my former wife. It's a different husband. 278 00:22:30,500 --> 00:22:31,620 Don't you know it's resemblance? 279 00:22:31,920 --> 00:22:35,820 If you'll excuse us, I'm trying to show this woman the time of her life. 280 00:22:36,580 --> 00:22:37,580 Well, may I cut in? 281 00:22:41,070 --> 00:22:43,090 mind if Florence and I have a moment alone? 282 00:22:43,430 --> 00:22:46,170 Well, may I join it? Let me answer you this way. 283 00:22:46,870 --> 00:22:47,870 Guards! 284 00:22:49,430 --> 00:22:51,790 Sorry, fellas, my dance call is all filled up. 285 00:22:53,770 --> 00:22:54,770 Oh, 286 00:22:55,330 --> 00:22:56,730 Florence, your eyes. 287 00:22:57,530 --> 00:23:00,190 Did I ever tell you how beautiful I look in them? 288 00:23:01,970 --> 00:23:04,450 I've looked for you so long. 289 00:23:04,890 --> 00:23:05,970 Will you love me? 290 00:23:06,190 --> 00:23:07,390 Will you marry me? 291 00:23:07,710 --> 00:23:09,170 Will you be my shampoo? 292 00:23:09,930 --> 00:23:11,330 I'll have to think about it. 293 00:23:11,670 --> 00:23:12,670 Yes. 294 00:23:12,850 --> 00:23:16,250 You'll make me the happiest, handsome man in the world. 295 00:23:17,350 --> 00:23:19,070 Can you fill this moment with a kiss? 296 00:23:19,430 --> 00:23:20,430 Hold it. 297 00:23:25,010 --> 00:23:26,410 Ready, willing, and puckered. 298 00:23:28,670 --> 00:23:29,670 It's almost midnight. 299 00:23:30,110 --> 00:23:31,110 Hurry, kiss me. 300 00:23:31,310 --> 00:23:38,310 I will, my angel. But first, please accept this rose as a token of my 301 00:23:38,310 --> 00:23:39,980 love. Thanks, fine, wonderful. 302 00:23:40,240 --> 00:23:42,500 Can we get on with it? I will, my sweet. 303 00:23:42,960 --> 00:23:45,720 But let me tell you how my heart is filled with joy. 304 00:23:46,340 --> 00:23:50,120 You've made the world an even more beautiful place than I have. 305 00:23:51,380 --> 00:23:53,340 Everything in my power to make you happy. 306 00:23:53,560 --> 00:23:55,340 Quick, fly us to an earlier time zone. 307 00:23:55,860 --> 00:23:57,840 Lawrence, I'm truly a lucky man. 308 00:23:58,220 --> 00:24:01,440 You're charming, you're witty, you're beautiful. 309 00:24:01,860 --> 00:24:03,120 And out of time. 310 00:24:12,270 --> 00:24:13,270 where were we? 311 00:24:23,070 --> 00:24:28,110 Florence, what are you doing? 312 00:24:28,570 --> 00:24:32,930 Oh, I was just making sure that gotch got still good on this pillow. 313 00:24:34,690 --> 00:24:36,130 Yep, good through the holidays. 314 00:24:42,470 --> 00:24:45,770 It really wasn't too much fun. What are you talking about? It was great. 315 00:24:46,030 --> 00:24:47,570 Kent Tobin sat right at our table. 316 00:24:48,130 --> 00:24:51,110 He sent you his picture, though. 317 00:24:52,070 --> 00:24:53,070 Oh. 318 00:24:54,650 --> 00:24:57,530 Dear Florence, thanks for the poem. 319 00:24:57,890 --> 00:24:59,390 It was really adequate. 320 00:25:01,630 --> 00:25:02,630 Love, Kent. 321 00:25:04,090 --> 00:25:05,690 And he asked us to give you this. 322 00:25:07,990 --> 00:25:11,890 Florence, we really are sorry we couldn't take you with us. 323 00:25:12,270 --> 00:25:13,730 But we'll make it up to you somehow. 324 00:25:14,630 --> 00:25:16,190 Oh, that's okay, Miss Jefferson. 325 00:25:16,450 --> 00:25:18,510 I had the time of my life right here. 326 00:25:23,310 --> 00:25:25,370 He called me adequate. 23899