All language subtitles for The Jeffersons s10e22 In the Chips

Well, we're moving on now, we're moving
on now, to the...

me, Lord. Why me?

But, Florence, all you're doing is
calling a bingo game at your church.

Sure, and Pearl Harbor was just a day at
the beach.

But you sing in front of people at
church all the time.

But that's in a choir.

If I make a mistake there, all I have to
do is say hallelujah and don't nobody

even hear it.

Well, have you always felt this way
about getting up in front of groups?

Yeah, ever since the third grade and the
Know Your Solar System fashion.

I played Pluto, the dark planet.

See,

we were supposed to show how the planets
orbit around the sun.

Well, I orbited it right into the
orchestra pit.

Oh, look, Florence, you'll just be
calling numbers, that's all.

Miss Willis, you talk about bingo like
it's a game.

These old ladies are serious, honey.

Last week, Dolly Cumberland called out
the wrong number.

Well, they say she's vacationing with
her family, but I wouldn't... Be quiet!

I'm trying to watch the football game.

George, we're just trying to help
Florence get over her fear of crowds.

she's standing up in front of the crowd,
the crowd should be afraid of her.

George, you can watch football any time
of year you want to.

Now, can't you just drag yourself away
for just one minute and try to help?

Actually, Florence, football might be
the perfect example for you. Come here a

minute.

Hey, hey, hey!

You see that quarterback?

He's calling out the numbers in front of
thousands of people. And he's not the

least bit nervous.

Look.

29, 36, 18.

Hey!

No nerves at all.

Then how come he dropped a ball? He
what?

Jones just fumbled the ball.

Oh, you made him miss the play. Oh, it's
no big deal, George. The other team

picked it up for him.

I hate to sound insensitive about
Florence's problems, but basically, who

Now, can I watch the game in peace?

All right.

Fine. If that's what you want.

We'll just go back to the bedroom. And
as far as you're concerned, we don't

exist. Perfect.

Get that, will you?

Sorry, we don't exist.

This is a crucial third down play.

Fletcher's flank to the left. The back's
in the I formation.

Mr. J. Oh, thank heaven your TV set is
working.

Mine went on the fritz just as Chef
Henri reached the critical stage with

spinach souffle.

Oh, look at it rise.

That had to be the catch of the year.

Well,

you seem a bit distraught. Look,
Bentley, I'm trying to watch the

And between you and your stupid spinach
souffle and Florence and her stupid

problems, all I'm seeing is the beer
commercials.

Sounds like everything you could want in
a game and less.

You like living dangerously, don't you?

Well, after all, I am an interpreter.

Hey, what is Florence's problem?

Oh, she's afraid to stand in front of a
crowd or something. Look, speaking of

crowds, Bentley.

Oh, you know, that reminds me of my
great -uncle Clement. Oh, no. Oh, yes.

Uncle Clement had a terrible fear of
crowds. If he was on an elevator with

than two people, he broke out in a cold
sweat.

Talk about crowded theaters, the
clearance sales, forget it. He was a

until one day he finally found the
perfect solution to his problem with

What's that?

He became a mass murderer.

But on the bright side, they sentenced
him to solitary.

Yes, and even after three replays, that
probably ranks as one of the great

kickoff returns of the season.

Who is this?

What do you want, Willis? George, I'm at
the end of my rope. I don't know what

to do. Loop it and stick your neck in
it.

George, George, please, you've got to
help me.

I mean, where's your sensitivity, your
compassion, your sense of human decency?

What do you want me to do?

George, I want you to call me fat.

For what?

See, I'm dying to eat something sweet
and rich.

My diet center told me if I felt myself
weakening, then to think back to the

size I was before. But I just can't do
it. Oh, George, you've got to help me.

Get out of my way, man. I'm trying to
watch the football game. No, no, here,

give me this. Hey!

No, listen, listen to me.

Please. You're an expert on this. Please
make me feel fat again for old time's

sake.

No. I'll even set you up, George. Now,
here we go. Now, let's see.

Say, I think these pants could stand
some altering.

Can you think of a good place for me to
have it done?

Give me the controller.

Oh, no. Come on, George. You've got to
help me. Please.

Now, I'll set you up again.

Let's see.

Did you know that there are two ways in
which a solar eclipse can occur?

One is that the moon blocks out the sun.
And the other is... The other is...

Okay, look. If I help you out, will you
help me out by getting out? Oh, you bet.

Great. Okay, Willis. If you were any
bigger, you'd have your own field of

gravity.

Oh, that's wonderful.

Beautiful. My own field of gravity. Oh,
I love it. Thanks, George. Oh, sorry.

Oh, bye.

Jackson sweeps left end. He's breaking
into the clear.

Mr. Jefferson. What?

Are you busy?

Touchdown.

Not anymore.

Oh, good.

Hey, buddy.

Look, I can't find any markers for my
bingo cards. I need something to use

instead. Okay, stick around. You can use
the pieces of this television set after

I break it over your head.

I know you're not going to do that
because then you wouldn't be able to see

game. It's too late for that now.

Good, then you can help me find some
bingo markers.

I need something about so big, round,
hard, and flat.

How about your meatballs?

That ain't funny.

Neither are your meatballs. Now leave me
alone.

Mr. Jefferson, this is serious.

I gotta find some markers. It's a matter
of life or death.

Can't you show some concern for my
problem?

I mean, what's so interesting about
football, anyway?

What is so interesting about football?

Florence, you might as well say, what is
so interesting about life?

Let's stick to something you know
something about.

Football is life.

It's strategy, struggle, blood and pain.
Two opposing forces locked into a

fierce battle to the end.

Then it's just like bingo.

Yeah, Lucy Baldwin caused a ruckus just
like that last week when she called a

bingo marker out upside down. She called
out 61 instead of 90.

They had to send her to the minors. They
got a minor league for bingo?

No, Reverend and Mrs. Minors.

I don't care about your markers.

Okay, let me put it to you like this.

If I don't find no markers, that means
no bingo. No bingo means no money.

No money means no church. No church
means no choir.

No choir means I'll be doing all my
singing right here.

Okay, I'll find you something to do in
the commercial, all right? Now, can I

back to the game? Oh, sure. Thank you.
No more breaking in here and

interrupting. Oh, no. It's all yours.
Good.

Yes, folks, it's halftime.

Jimmy,

what are you doing here?

No time for small talk. We're in
trouble. What do you mean, we're in

ain't do nothing.

Yeah, that's the funny part.

But we're getting ahead of ourselves.

Now, you remember the last time you went
to Atlantic City and you lost that

bundle at the table? I didn't lose that
much. Hey, man, it was enough for the

hotel to offer you a complimentary room
your next trip. Okay, okay, it was a

bunch. Now tell me, why are we in
trouble?

I'm coming to that.

I was running a little short on rent
money, and I figured Atlantic City would

a good place to find some, and so I used
your room there.

You what? I knew you wouldn't mind.

Anyway, I wasn't at the blackjack table
no more than five minutes, man, when

these two guys pulled me aside, right?
See, they could see that I had been

counting the cards, right? So they
offered me a proposition.

They would stake me a thousand bucks,
right, and then we split the winning

ways, because I was hot, man, I was hot.
You should have been... Oh, yeah? If I

had been there, where would you have
slept?

Good point, good point, good point.

Anyway, I ran that thousand up to 50
grand, man, right?

And around about that time, I heard the
call of nature, and so I headed for the

restroom, right? Now, while I am in the
restroom, those two guys come in, but

they don't see me, and I overhear them
planning to bump me off and keep the 50

,000 for themselves.

And so I zipped up.

zipped out, and I zapped on over here
with $50 ,000 worth of chips.

Man, are you crazy?

Those guys are going to be looking for
you. You're in big trouble.

Well, uh, actually, right here is where
the we comes in.

Now, uh, they think I'm you.

Uh, well, you see, I had to register in
your name. See, otherwise I'd have to

pay for the room myself. What?

Yeah, so,

When the two guys asked me who I was,
quite naturally, I said I was you.

I mean, what would you have done? I
would have given them my real name.

That's what I did. I gave them your real
name.

Get out of my house. Wait now, wait now.
You know, if you put yourself in my

shoes, it is kind of funny.

Except for the part about the killers
coming after you. It is kind of funny.

Hey, wait a minute. Look, you can't
leave me, man. You got to help me out

All right, then. Calm down now. I think
we should discuss this in the kitchen.

You mean it's not even safe to talk out
here? No, man, I'm starved.

I'm leaving, Mr. Jefferson.

Who cares?

Oh,

he did find something to help us out.

cash these chips in any time I want as
soon as the heat dies down. The heat

ain't gonna die down until after I'm
killed.

I'll miss you.

Okay, okay, okay, man, but look, I'm
gonna tell you, you owe me on this one.

Okay,

where are the chips?

They're right there on the desk where
you stole my money.

What are you talking about?

I was in the kitchen with you.

But, Mr. Jefferson, I put them on the
desk. Who else was out here? Well,

out here, but Florence. Why would
Florence want them? Because, wait a

Florence probably thought I left those
chips for her bingo game.

Oh, Mr. Jefferson, we've got to find
her. Once those old ladies find out how

much those chips are really worth,
there'll be blue hair flying everywhere.

Uh -oh.

That's the guys from the casino.

They found you.

Oh, yeah.

What happened to we?

What do you see? Oh, my God, it's a
refrigerator with a smile.

Uh -oh. That's Hugo.

Hi,

Mr. Jefferson.

Remember me?

Of course I remember you, Hugo. Come on
in.

Hey, Jimmy, this is my old bodyguard,
Hugo.

Charmed. Hey, man, this is an incredible
coincidence, man. If there ever was a

time we needed our bodies guarded, it's
now. Beautiful, man. Beautiful.

Hugo, what brings you over here? Well,
like the old song says, I love New York.

And they sent me here from Atlantic City
to break your legs.

Well, time to go to work. Hey, wait a
minute. Hold on.

Hugo. You got the wrong man.

He's the guy.

No, it says George Jefferson right here
on the invoice.

Yeah, that's what it says, all right.

Say, uh, Hugo, you got a balance due,
man. Look at that.

No, that's the way they work.

Half up front, half when I give them the
kneecaps.

Paperwork?

Paperwork.

I'm telling you, Jimmy used my name.

Tell it to your orthopedist.

We got the chips, baby. Good. But
they're not here.

Well, let's get started.

But we can get them back, though. Just
give us an hour or so.

Gee, uh, first you got them, then you
don't got them. I feel like I'm on some

kind of emotional roller coaster.

Hugo, man, just give us one hour, one
hour, and we'll get them.

Well, all right.

Okay, let's go, y 'all.

You better hurry up.

I gotta get back to Atlantic City by 11.

I got tickets to see Waylon and Madam.

Don't worry, one hour, I promise.

Great. I love that Madam. I don't know
why she needs that Waylon, though.

I -24.

best I can.

Remember, darling?

I -24!

Okay, now, how much time do I have
before Hugo comes to rip my knees off?

About ten minutes. It'll take him that
long to figure out that that parking

meter isn't a slot machine.

Great.

In for... Please, excuse us for a
moment, please.

Look, Florence, I gotta have all those
chips back or I'm a dead man.

interrupt the game, but I gotta have all
your markers back. It's a matter of

life or death, okay?

Down in front.

Did you say N45?

Yeah. I hate women.

I understand.

These ladies love their bingo. Now, let
me have them. I know how to get to them.

Ladies, may I have your attention,
please?

I have a telegram for someone in this
room.

I can't quite make out the name.

Perhaps... it might mean something to
one of you. It says, Dear Mom, you were

right. I am too good for her.

I'm coming home.

There's more.

There's more. There's more. It says, P
.S.

I'm hungry, Mom.

I'll get the chip.

Mr. Jefferson, what do you think you're
doing? I worked hard on this, and you're

ruining everything.

I did it for you, Florence. I know you'd
hate yourself if you knew you were

standing up there calling off those
bingo numbers while they're having a

Dee Williams film festival on TV.

Mr. Jefferson, this is the most
ridiculous, idiotic, stupid thing you

pulled. They're showing ladies singing
the blues.

I'll see you later.

Not bad, huh?

Wait a minute, wait a minute. Wasn't
that a Billy Dee Wolf film festival?

Don't make no difference. She don't know
the difference. Our TV's broken.

Uh, most of them, but we are still ten
grand short.

Oh, uh -huh.

Look, miss, you better hurry up and go
home. Your son may be hungry.

Let him starve.

Look, I know casino chips when I see
them.

Uh -oh, we got trouble.

Hey, guys, thanks for the tip. The
machine paid off.

Hey, you're a pretty lucky guy, Hugo.

I wish I could say the same for you.

You only got two minutes. We gotta move,
Jim.

You know, I love the slots.

And in many ways, the slot machines
remind me of a woman.

Let's move it, Jim. For one thing, they
both have arms.

And unlike a woman, eventually, if you
put enough money into a slot machine, it

might pay off.

Well, listen, Hugo, this is fascinating,
but... And then there's those three

windows. They remind me of my Susie's
eyes.

Let's go, Jim.

Wait a minute, man. I want to find out
about this bra.

Oops.

Time's up. Already?

Doesn't time fly when you're having fun?

Hey, wait a minute, Hugo. What are we
knocking ourselves out for, man? Here's

grand. Go beat her up and then grab the
rest.

I don't know.

Hey, Hugo, this is the 80s.

No, I'd like to, but I can't.

Maybe you didn't know my mother was a
woman.

Cheer up, Mr. Jefferson.

Look, here's some aspirin. It'll help to
dull the pain a little.

Why don't you give us a couple more
minutes?

Well, all right.

Just let me know when the aspirin kicks
in.

Look, miss, what's your name?

Tammy. Oh, Tammy, yeah. Look, Tammy, you
see this big guy over here? Mm -hmm.

Well, if I don't give him these chips
back, he's gonna break both of my legs.

Tough.

Uh, Tammy?

You look like a fooling kind of lady.

I've been known to let my hair down.

Well, I'll bet you'd like a chance to
raise this $10 ,000 up to

$50 ,000. Man, are you crazy?

You're going to take the $40 ,000 and
try to get that $10 ,000 back?

Mr. Jefferson, you don't seem to
understand something. We've got two

working against us here. Number one, we
have got to make this deal attractive to

Tammy. And you don't have any choice.

That's two.

Look again.

Seven card, dud. And none of that wild
card stuff. That's for girls.

Okay, the whole ball of wax, one hand.

You got it. What happens if you lose?

You got a son?

Yeah. Then the name won't die.

You mind if I deal? Nope.

Take her for everything she's worth,
Jim.

Good luck to you too, Danny.

All right.

Lady take the deuce.

Dealer take the tray.

Lady take another deuce. Pair of twos.

Oh, my stars!

All right, Spidey got out of another
one.

Dealer takes the eight o 'clock.

Dealer better start cheating.

Dealer takes the queen.

Dealer takes the jack of hearts.

Jim, you're losing.

Hey, man, she's only got a pair of twos.
I can beat that easy.

Dealer takes another queen for two pairs
showing.

Dealer takes a seven of diamonds for
nada.

Does nada beat two pairs?

Not a chance.

Let's see.

$50 ,000 tax -free.

Hey, fella.

You think my winnings will buy me a
yacht?

Deal.

Why don't you all look at the cards?

We got plenty of time for that.

Uh, what you got?

Sorry, fella.

Full house.

Oh, well, another day, another fibula.
Look, hold it.

We still got some cards left here. Come
on, Jimmy, turn the cards over.

Well, let's see, let's see, let's see,
let's see.

Four diamond, that goes right here.

Okay.

Hey, six of diamond, that goes right
here.

Hey, you're just one card away from a
straight flush.

Or a crooked spine.

Turn the card over.

Easy come, easy go.

If I hurry, I can still make Vegas night
at Temple Bethel.

Ah, great, great, great, great, great,
great, great.

Okay, you go.

Here's your 50 ,000 bucks, all right?

Thanks. I'm glad it turned out this way.

This has been quite a moral dilemma for
me. I've got to get out of this

business. Pretty disgusting not getting
paid to beat up on people.

Nah, I just hate living in Jersey.

You got to admit, this was some
adventure, right?

Man, I could kill you. Wait a minute.
Wait a minute. Before you do something

might regret, I didn't tell you
something earlier. You see, I won an

,000 in Atlantic City that the hoods
don't even know anything about.

And just to show you that I have no hard
feelings, I'm going to split, you know,

the $5 ,000 with you.

Here's $100.

I don't want your stupid money, man.

Let me tell you something. I may bend
the rules a little bit, but you, man.

You have no consideration at all, no
moral values. I mean, you love money so

much you even use your friends. Let me
tell you something.

Until you learn that there's more in
life than money, I don't ever want to

or hear from you again, ever.

Hello, brother.

Oh, hello, Reverend.

You seem a little out of the weather.

Yeah, I've got a couple of problems.

Well, rest assured you're not alone.

The church here has fallen on hard
times, too.

The hall needs new plumbing.

Stained glass windows need repair.

And donations are way down.

Well, how much do you think it'll cost
to fix all of this?

I don't know.

Three, four, maybe $5 ,000.

I don't know where I'd ever get it.

Me neither.