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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,260 --> 00:00:05,040 Well, we're moving on up, we're moving on up to the... 2 00:01:26,280 --> 00:01:27,280 Single adult? 3 00:01:27,380 --> 00:01:28,380 Hello. 4 00:01:30,320 --> 00:01:31,320 What is that? 5 00:01:31,640 --> 00:01:35,120 It was from the Debonair Dating Service. Same place Betty got hooked up with 6 00:01:35,120 --> 00:01:35,839 last month. 7 00:01:35,840 --> 00:01:38,040 She said it was the best thing she ever did. 8 00:01:38,440 --> 00:01:40,460 Well, don't tell me they found her a man. 9 00:01:40,780 --> 00:01:43,620 No, but they sent her so much stuff, the mailman asked her out. 10 00:01:47,200 --> 00:01:49,380 Hey, Reese Floss. Hi, George. 11 00:01:49,660 --> 00:01:50,660 How was your day? 12 00:01:50,960 --> 00:01:51,960 Miserable. 13 00:01:52,460 --> 00:01:53,460 One of my very... 14 00:01:55,440 --> 00:01:59,060 The cuff machine shorted out. Then Fat Mrs. Bowen said we shrunk her cowlins 15 00:01:59,060 --> 00:02:00,060 again. 16 00:02:00,340 --> 00:02:04,960 Oh, well, just remember, George, things could always get worse. 17 00:02:05,180 --> 00:02:07,760 They did, to prove it, Mrs. Bowen did a deep knee bend. 18 00:02:11,160 --> 00:02:12,620 I don't remember much after that. 19 00:02:14,920 --> 00:02:17,420 Well, knock wood, I never have a weight problem. 20 00:02:17,660 --> 00:02:19,160 Knock on your pot roast, you'll find out why. 21 00:02:20,980 --> 00:02:22,440 Now, would you get me a ginger ale, please? 22 00:02:27,980 --> 00:02:28,980 because we grew up in Harlem. 23 00:02:29,040 --> 00:02:30,920 Wow, good old Andy, man. 24 00:02:31,280 --> 00:02:34,320 I ain't seen him in... 25 years. 25 00:02:34,620 --> 00:02:35,780 25 years? 26 00:02:36,120 --> 00:02:38,480 Not since he moved to, uh, uh, uh, Chicago. 27 00:02:39,020 --> 00:02:41,300 Chicago? And then he married that girl. What's her name? 28 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:44,840 Ethel Squires. Ethel Squires? Wow. 29 00:02:45,060 --> 00:02:46,100 You remember him, Weez? 30 00:02:50,300 --> 00:02:52,060 Not as well as you do, George. 31 00:02:53,020 --> 00:02:54,100 What does he have to say? 32 00:02:54,300 --> 00:02:55,400 Oh, let me see here. 33 00:02:55,820 --> 00:02:58,940 Dear George, guess what? The other day I was going through some stuff in the 34 00:02:58,940 --> 00:03:02,700 closet and found the old Garner list that we wrote when we were 12. 35 00:03:03,380 --> 00:03:04,380 That's amazing. 36 00:03:04,640 --> 00:03:07,380 What, that he found the list? No, that you could write when you were 12. 37 00:03:11,200 --> 00:03:12,360 What's a Garner list? 38 00:03:12,840 --> 00:03:14,880 It's a list of things you're going to do before you die. 39 00:03:15,180 --> 00:03:17,940 A lot of kids do that. How come you girls never did stuff like that? 40 00:03:18,480 --> 00:03:22,500 Maybe we were too busy trying to keep off those lists you boys were writing. 41 00:03:25,680 --> 00:03:27,440 I wonder if I was ever on anybody's list. 42 00:03:27,740 --> 00:03:30,080 Well, it depends if Barnum and Bailey ever came to your neighborhood. 43 00:03:32,260 --> 00:03:33,260 Thank you. 44 00:03:34,340 --> 00:03:38,020 Anyway, we, like I was saying, you know, sometimes we would make it a contest, 45 00:03:38,140 --> 00:03:40,720 you know, and whoever finishes the list first would win. 46 00:03:41,040 --> 00:03:42,040 Would win what? 47 00:03:42,180 --> 00:03:44,260 A chance to rub the other guy's nose in it. 48 00:03:44,660 --> 00:03:47,900 Razzing. You know, break his spirit. Make him wish he had never been born. 49 00:03:54,600 --> 00:03:58,200 I haven't closed a copy of both your list and mine. Thought you'd get a kick 50 00:03:58,200 --> 00:04:00,880 of the silly competitive place our heads were at when we were kids. 51 00:04:01,240 --> 00:04:02,219 Sincerely, Andy. 52 00:04:02,220 --> 00:04:05,920 P .S. I just finished number nine. Last one done runs like a girl. 53 00:04:08,180 --> 00:04:12,980 George, I can't believe it. He's actually trying to egg you on with that 54 00:04:12,980 --> 00:04:16,480 game. He must think you're still a child, huh, George? 55 00:04:18,880 --> 00:04:22,000 George? Look at this weed. He did finish nine things. 56 00:04:22,260 --> 00:04:23,420 And he's working on the tenth. 57 00:04:23,820 --> 00:04:26,000 Owning a Cadillac, which should be delivered this week. 58 00:04:26,340 --> 00:04:31,120 Oh, George, now please don't say that means you only have a few days left 59 00:04:31,120 --> 00:04:32,140 you finish your list. 60 00:04:32,360 --> 00:04:35,180 That means I only have a few days left before I finish my list. 61 00:04:36,060 --> 00:04:38,760 How'd I let him get so far ahead of me? I'll never be able to catch him now. 62 00:04:39,420 --> 00:04:41,500 Anything on your list about growing up good -looking? 63 00:04:43,320 --> 00:04:44,320 No. 64 00:04:44,440 --> 00:04:45,720 You still got a chance. 65 00:04:46,820 --> 00:04:48,840 Well, George, this is ridiculous. 66 00:04:49,440 --> 00:04:51,320 Wait a minute. Listen to the things on my list, okay? 67 00:04:52,010 --> 00:04:53,690 Someday I want to have my own business. 68 00:04:53,930 --> 00:04:57,150 Okay, you did that. I want to live below 110th Street. 69 00:04:57,410 --> 00:04:58,410 You did that. 70 00:04:58,570 --> 00:05:00,070 Number three, I want to be a genius. 71 00:05:05,430 --> 00:05:06,430 George, 72 00:05:07,010 --> 00:05:13,730 owning seven cleaning stores after starting out with nothing, that took 73 00:05:14,010 --> 00:05:15,350 So did your answer. 74 00:05:18,450 --> 00:05:20,090 Thank you, Weave. Okay. 75 00:05:20,620 --> 00:05:23,980 Number four, I want to make love with the most beautiful woman in the world. 76 00:05:24,520 --> 00:05:25,520 Did that. 77 00:05:25,700 --> 00:05:29,260 Mr. Jefferson, George, you never told me that. 78 00:05:29,500 --> 00:05:31,020 I'm talking about you, love. 79 00:05:31,760 --> 00:05:32,900 Oh, of course. 80 00:05:35,380 --> 00:05:38,820 Let's see, five, I want to be friends with Jackie Robinson. Yeah, I did that. 81 00:05:38,980 --> 00:05:39,739 Your dad? 82 00:05:39,740 --> 00:05:42,560 Yeah, it was at Ebbets Field after the Dodger game. He talked to me and 83 00:05:42,560 --> 00:05:44,720 everything. You mean you actually talked to Jackie Robinson? 84 00:05:44,980 --> 00:05:47,240 Well, you know how it is. Two guys talking ball. 85 00:05:47,460 --> 00:05:49,860 You never told me that. What did he say? 86 00:05:50,560 --> 00:05:53,200 Oh, I said, no, I ain't got no free tickets and get off my car. 87 00:05:57,200 --> 00:05:58,400 Now, let's see. 88 00:05:59,160 --> 00:06:01,400 I did that, I did that, I did that. 89 00:06:01,980 --> 00:06:04,200 You know something? I only did eight things on my list. 90 00:06:04,600 --> 00:06:07,280 Yes, but you made those lists when you were kids. 91 00:06:07,900 --> 00:06:09,480 Fortunately, you're grown up now. 92 00:06:09,940 --> 00:06:11,220 Well, almost. 93 00:06:13,580 --> 00:06:16,980 Number nine, I'm going to bench press my own weight. And ten... 94 00:06:17,200 --> 00:06:20,120 Someday I'm going to get evil with Powerhouse Watson and kick his butt. 95 00:06:22,880 --> 00:06:24,280 Who's Powerhouse Watson? 96 00:06:24,480 --> 00:06:27,500 I told you about him. He's the bully on the block that I used to fight with. 97 00:06:27,720 --> 00:06:33,120 Oh, you mean big Powerhouse Watson. The one who used to carve his name in trees 98 00:06:33,120 --> 00:06:34,120 with his fingers? 99 00:06:34,460 --> 00:06:36,160 No, that's his little brother Stanley. 100 00:06:38,280 --> 00:06:41,180 Powerhouse was the big guy, you know. He used to pick fights with me all the 101 00:06:41,180 --> 00:06:43,900 time. I'm the only one on the block that would fight him back, you know. Man, 102 00:06:43,960 --> 00:06:45,140 I'd stick and move. 103 00:06:45,710 --> 00:06:46,710 Stick and move. 104 00:06:47,130 --> 00:06:48,130 Move to the left. 105 00:06:48,330 --> 00:06:50,150 Dance to the right. And what did he do? 106 00:06:50,430 --> 00:06:51,430 He beat me half to death. 107 00:06:51,490 --> 00:06:57,590 I was right back in his face the next day. I never give up. Just like on this 108 00:06:57,590 --> 00:06:58,590 list here, I ain't quitting. 109 00:06:59,190 --> 00:07:02,450 Mr. Jefferson, ain't no way you gonna finish that list after all these years. 110 00:07:02,530 --> 00:07:03,530 Turkey, please. 111 00:07:04,890 --> 00:07:06,010 You just watch me. 112 00:07:06,730 --> 00:07:07,790 First, I ought to get some weight. 113 00:07:08,590 --> 00:07:10,370 Anything around here weigh as much as me -wees? 114 00:07:12,990 --> 00:07:14,370 Florence, bake any of those muffins today? 115 00:07:18,050 --> 00:07:20,390 Never mind. I just got out to the sporting goods store and bought you some 116 00:07:20,390 --> 00:07:21,490 weights. Clean me a spot, okay? 117 00:07:22,290 --> 00:07:23,290 Absolutely not. 118 00:07:23,850 --> 00:07:28,110 I am not lifting a finger to help you with this harebrained scheme, and 119 00:07:28,110 --> 00:07:29,750 who does is an idiot. 120 00:07:31,130 --> 00:07:33,470 Now, remember, Mr. J, I'm here to help you. 121 00:07:34,270 --> 00:07:35,750 Let me ask you one question, Bentley. 122 00:07:35,990 --> 00:07:37,730 You have spotted a guy before, right? 123 00:07:38,010 --> 00:07:42,550 Of course I have. Why, just this morning, I saw one in the elevator. I 124 00:07:42,550 --> 00:07:43,550 in the elevator. 125 00:07:44,210 --> 00:07:46,930 Would you be serious? Come on, let's go. 126 00:07:48,320 --> 00:07:49,320 Get ready now. 127 00:07:49,480 --> 00:07:51,360 Right. Okay. I got it. I got it. 128 00:07:51,900 --> 00:07:53,020 Wait. Wait. 129 00:07:53,880 --> 00:07:55,160 How are we doing? 130 00:07:57,260 --> 00:07:59,340 Come on now, Mr. James. You can do it. 131 00:08:00,100 --> 00:08:02,020 Remember, it takes pain to gain. 132 00:08:03,420 --> 00:08:04,880 Don't wimp out on me now. 133 00:08:05,220 --> 00:08:06,199 Help me. 134 00:08:06,200 --> 00:08:09,400 Ah, I imagine this is where the spotting comes in, eh? 135 00:08:09,720 --> 00:08:10,720 All right now. 136 00:08:12,580 --> 00:08:15,740 What's the matter with you, Benny? You saw me choking to death. 137 00:08:19,600 --> 00:08:24,040 Mr. J, but when a person is choking, I'm used to seeing his face turn red. You 138 00:08:24,040 --> 00:08:25,040 threw me. 139 00:08:28,980 --> 00:08:29,980 Oh, look. 140 00:08:30,020 --> 00:08:33,000 I could have sworn I could lift it. The salesperson made it look so easy. 141 00:08:33,280 --> 00:08:35,520 Yes, but remember, she's a lot younger than you are. 142 00:08:37,559 --> 00:08:40,539 Well, how's our little bench presser doing? 143 00:08:40,780 --> 00:08:41,919 Not too well, I'm afraid. 144 00:08:42,480 --> 00:08:45,560 Well, Charlie, if you still intend on pressing something, there's a dress in 145 00:08:45,560 --> 00:08:46,560 room that needs to touch up. 146 00:08:53,400 --> 00:08:55,920 Please give this up. You could hurt yourself. 147 00:08:56,260 --> 00:08:58,540 Look, I can't give it up. Okay, now, Bentley. 148 00:08:59,140 --> 00:09:00,800 When I say help, what do I want? 149 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:05,240 What you want, Mr. J, is what I'm trying to provide for you right now. Help. 150 00:09:05,640 --> 00:09:09,000 What kind of help are you providing? I'm supposed to lift my own weight. Yes, 151 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:11,840 and I'm trying to help you. I don't know why I didn't think of this before. 152 00:09:12,240 --> 00:09:13,240 Think of what? 153 00:09:13,260 --> 00:09:17,220 Well, when you made out that list, Mr. J, you were 12 years old, was it? 154 00:09:17,820 --> 00:09:19,860 Yeah. How much did you weigh then? 155 00:09:20,940 --> 00:09:21,940 90 pounds. 156 00:09:22,080 --> 00:09:23,680 Perfect. Now try this. 157 00:09:23,960 --> 00:09:24,960 How much does it weigh? 158 00:09:25,380 --> 00:09:26,380 90 pounds. 159 00:09:27,360 --> 00:09:28,360 90 pounds? 160 00:09:28,460 --> 00:09:29,460 Oh, hey! 161 00:09:30,700 --> 00:09:32,680 All right, Ben. 162 00:09:32,960 --> 00:09:34,060 Easy, easy. I got it. 163 00:09:57,200 --> 00:10:01,160 you out of your mind, powerhouse could rip you to shreds. Look, all I want is 164 00:10:01,160 --> 00:10:03,000 one punch for all the fights and he's won. 165 00:10:03,320 --> 00:10:03,999 That's all. 166 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:05,000 Just one punch. 167 00:10:05,240 --> 00:10:07,980 But George... Mr. 168 00:10:08,200 --> 00:10:11,900 Bentley, would you tell him he's getting in over his head? That only a fool 169 00:10:11,900 --> 00:10:15,980 would hold a grudge this long? I'd be glad to tell him that, Mr. J, but 170 00:10:15,980 --> 00:10:16,619 a problem. 171 00:10:16,620 --> 00:10:17,339 Oh, what's that? 172 00:10:17,340 --> 00:10:18,340 He's gone. 173 00:10:27,050 --> 00:10:28,050 Did you catch him? 174 00:10:28,810 --> 00:10:33,390 No. He was out of the building and gone by the time I got down to the lobby. 175 00:10:33,810 --> 00:10:35,630 Well, what about Mr. Bentley? Did he have any luck? 176 00:10:35,970 --> 00:10:37,950 Oh, he was a great help. 177 00:10:38,610 --> 00:10:43,510 Fifteen minutes he spent helping George lift weights, and he throws his back out 178 00:10:43,510 --> 00:10:44,990 pushing the elevator button. 179 00:10:46,790 --> 00:10:50,910 Well, things may not be as bad as they seem, because I found out where 180 00:10:50,910 --> 00:10:51,910 Powerhouse is. 181 00:10:51,930 --> 00:10:52,930 How did you do that? 182 00:10:53,070 --> 00:10:56,510 Well, the telephone book ain't exactly chock full of Watson's name powerhouse, 183 00:10:56,610 --> 00:10:57,489 you know. 184 00:10:57,490 --> 00:10:58,490 Oh, great. 185 00:10:58,610 --> 00:10:59,610 Where is he? 186 00:10:59,810 --> 00:11:02,990 Well, I called his house, and they said he owns a pool hall up in Harlem. So I 187 00:11:02,990 --> 00:11:03,990 wrote the address down for you. 188 00:11:05,490 --> 00:11:06,469 Oh, good. 189 00:11:06,470 --> 00:11:07,710 We better get going. 190 00:11:08,130 --> 00:11:09,130 We? 191 00:11:09,850 --> 00:11:14,090 Well, Florence, you can't expect me to go to some pool hall in Harlem by 192 00:11:14,410 --> 00:11:15,890 Let me put it to you like this. 193 00:11:16,150 --> 00:11:18,110 If you were in my shoes, would you go? 194 00:11:18,410 --> 00:11:19,410 Of course. 195 00:11:20,030 --> 00:11:21,050 Well, here they are. 196 00:11:25,590 --> 00:11:27,490 Bring them back when you're through. 197 00:11:36,370 --> 00:11:40,650 Oh, Helen, thank God you're here. Why? What's the matter? 198 00:11:41,150 --> 00:11:46,670 Well, you know, well, today is such a nice day. I thought we may do something 199 00:11:46,670 --> 00:11:47,990 together. Great. 200 00:11:48,720 --> 00:11:49,720 Want to see a movie? 201 00:11:50,560 --> 00:11:52,680 No, not really. 202 00:11:54,360 --> 00:11:55,360 Shopping? 203 00:11:56,340 --> 00:11:58,280 I don't think so. 204 00:12:22,600 --> 00:12:26,160 Why did I ever allow myself to be talked into this? 205 00:12:27,920 --> 00:12:32,560 Now, Helen... Louise, 206 00:12:39,580 --> 00:12:42,060 this is the craziest thing that you have ever talked me into doing. 207 00:12:42,340 --> 00:12:46,980 And you have talked me into some crazy things before. But coming up here, 208 00:12:47,040 --> 00:12:48,940 looking for somebody with a stupid... 209 00:13:00,300 --> 00:13:03,540 Louise Jefferson, and this is her anonymous friend. 210 00:13:04,740 --> 00:13:09,340 You wouldn't be Mr. Powerhouse by any chance? No, I'm his little brother, 211 00:13:09,420 --> 00:13:10,420 Stanley. 212 00:13:10,640 --> 00:13:17,380 Oh, well, we were on a little shopping excursion in the neighborhood, and we 213 00:13:17,380 --> 00:13:21,820 wondered if there was a Powerhouse Watson around by any chance. 214 00:13:22,060 --> 00:13:23,280 What you want with it? 215 00:13:23,640 --> 00:13:25,440 Uh, it's, uh, personal. 216 00:13:30,960 --> 00:13:32,460 He's in the back. I'll get him. 217 00:13:33,180 --> 00:13:34,300 Oh, man. 218 00:13:34,620 --> 00:13:35,620 Woo -hoo. 219 00:13:37,500 --> 00:13:38,500 You see? 220 00:13:38,640 --> 00:13:41,340 My horoscope said this was my lucky day. 221 00:13:41,920 --> 00:13:44,540 Did it also tell you that it might be your last one? 222 00:13:45,960 --> 00:13:48,380 Oh, come on, Helen. No one has bothered you yet. 223 00:13:48,760 --> 00:13:49,760 Hey, babe. 224 00:13:51,300 --> 00:13:55,060 Want to come back to my place and disturb the next -door neighbors? 225 00:14:01,070 --> 00:14:02,070 me that again. 226 00:14:03,770 --> 00:14:08,890 Sorry, sir, but I'm her neighbor and you have managed to disturb me quite well 227 00:14:08,890 --> 00:14:10,090 right here. Thank you. 228 00:14:11,350 --> 00:14:13,710 Hey, what's the matter? She got to do your talking for you? 229 00:14:14,810 --> 00:14:17,010 That's what I get for trying to do somebody a favor. 230 00:14:19,730 --> 00:14:20,730 Thanks, Louise. 231 00:14:20,850 --> 00:14:21,850 Now, let's go. 232 00:14:22,530 --> 00:14:24,730 Helen, where's the adventure in you? 233 00:14:25,250 --> 00:14:27,150 Life is to be lived to its fullest. 234 00:14:27,710 --> 00:14:29,270 That's what life is all about, isn't it? 235 00:14:29,600 --> 00:14:31,500 Staying alive is what life is all about. 236 00:14:33,340 --> 00:14:35,120 Maybe George was here already. 237 00:14:35,560 --> 00:14:36,780 Oh, no, I doubt it. 238 00:14:36,980 --> 00:14:38,240 What makes you so sure? 239 00:14:38,540 --> 00:14:40,400 Because I don't see any teeth on the floor. 240 00:14:43,740 --> 00:14:44,740 Okay, one. 241 00:14:45,080 --> 00:14:46,740 But that's not George's. 242 00:14:47,700 --> 00:14:50,200 Louise, let's get out of here, please. 243 00:14:50,560 --> 00:14:53,300 No, not until I see Powerhouse. 244 00:14:53,520 --> 00:14:58,420 I've got to convince him to promise me that he won't hurt George. Now, we're 245 00:14:58,420 --> 00:14:59,640 leaving until I do. 246 00:15:01,480 --> 00:15:02,880 Four ball in the corner. 247 00:15:06,780 --> 00:15:07,800 Eight in the side. 248 00:15:11,100 --> 00:15:12,100 Hey, man. 249 00:15:12,940 --> 00:15:14,860 You want to lay double or nothing on that? 250 00:15:15,160 --> 00:15:16,700 No, man, it's too easy. 251 00:15:17,020 --> 00:15:18,020 It ain't easy, man. 252 00:15:18,220 --> 00:15:20,220 What you talking about, man? It's a duck. 253 00:15:20,440 --> 00:15:21,440 It's not a duck. 254 00:15:38,160 --> 00:15:39,300 ladies could make that shot. 255 00:15:40,280 --> 00:15:41,960 Like which one? Either one. 256 00:15:43,700 --> 00:15:45,160 Let's just say you're wrong. Bet. 257 00:15:45,860 --> 00:15:46,860 Come here, sweetheart. 258 00:15:47,020 --> 00:15:48,019 Do it. 259 00:15:48,020 --> 00:15:50,160 Oh, I don't know. I don't know how to do it. 260 00:15:50,360 --> 00:15:51,360 I'd love to. 261 00:15:59,120 --> 00:16:00,120 Hey, 262 00:16:01,060 --> 00:16:02,060 what you doing? 263 00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:03,520 That ain't the right shot. 264 00:16:04,260 --> 00:16:06,340 Besides, ain't you gonna put your part on first? 265 00:16:07,780 --> 00:16:09,060 Hand me my purse. 266 00:16:10,400 --> 00:16:11,480 Face powder. 267 00:16:12,580 --> 00:16:14,100 This stuff over here? 268 00:16:15,540 --> 00:16:16,820 Oh, of course. 269 00:16:18,840 --> 00:16:21,480 Lady, lady, you're going to break the thing. I'm sorry. 270 00:16:35,600 --> 00:16:36,660 the adventure in you. 271 00:16:38,540 --> 00:16:40,760 Life is for the living, isn't that what you said? 272 00:16:41,120 --> 00:16:43,880 Well, you know I don't know how to play this. Well, you better. 273 00:16:44,380 --> 00:16:48,480 Besides, how hard could it be? It's only the side ball in the eight pocket. 274 00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:51,420 The eight ball in the side pocket. 275 00:16:51,860 --> 00:16:53,080 See, you do know the game. 276 00:16:54,020 --> 00:16:55,020 That's enough. 277 00:16:55,680 --> 00:16:57,320 Get rid of some of it. 278 00:17:16,079 --> 00:17:17,079 going to shoot. 279 00:17:18,020 --> 00:17:18,660 Okay, 280 00:17:18,660 --> 00:17:25,599 I'm 281 00:17:25,599 --> 00:17:26,599 going to shoot now. 282 00:17:28,280 --> 00:17:31,960 The eight ball in the side. 283 00:17:33,820 --> 00:17:34,820 Or not. 284 00:17:37,280 --> 00:17:38,680 Okay, here goes. 285 00:17:39,880 --> 00:17:42,260 On your mark, get ready. 286 00:18:02,510 --> 00:18:03,510 that I'm too tired? 287 00:18:05,130 --> 00:18:07,570 I'll throw away all my credit cards. 288 00:18:09,530 --> 00:18:10,530 Hi. 289 00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:14,410 Would you be Powerhouse Watson by any chance? 290 00:18:14,810 --> 00:18:16,510 Yeah. Who are you? 291 00:18:16,710 --> 00:18:17,710 Cagney Lacey. 292 00:18:19,090 --> 00:18:22,790 Well, I'm Louise, and this is my friend Helen. 293 00:18:24,050 --> 00:18:27,050 Helen, say hello to Mr. 294 00:18:27,610 --> 00:18:28,610 House. 295 00:18:29,950 --> 00:18:30,950 What it is? 296 00:18:32,650 --> 00:18:33,830 you want it to be, sir. 297 00:18:35,730 --> 00:18:37,070 So what can I do for you? 298 00:18:37,430 --> 00:18:42,590 Oh, you're going to get a kick out of this because I did. 299 00:18:43,030 --> 00:18:49,830 Now, do you happen to remember an old school chum by the name of George 300 00:18:49,830 --> 00:18:50,830 Jefferson? 301 00:18:51,270 --> 00:18:52,270 George? 302 00:18:52,910 --> 00:18:53,910 George. 303 00:18:54,670 --> 00:18:57,910 Jefferson? You mean Squeaky, the little runt that used to walk like this? 304 00:18:59,330 --> 00:19:00,330 Yeah, that's him. 305 00:19:00,620 --> 00:19:03,340 I used to beat the tar out of him every day after school. How's he doing? 306 00:19:04,160 --> 00:19:05,940 He's doing fine. 307 00:19:06,160 --> 00:19:07,160 Just fine. 308 00:19:07,700 --> 00:19:12,380 Oh, as a matter of fact, he owns seven cleaning stores around town. 309 00:19:12,720 --> 00:19:17,500 And we have a lovely apartment on East 63rd Street. 310 00:19:17,760 --> 00:19:24,640 And we... Oh, but he's doing 311 00:19:24,640 --> 00:19:27,200 okay. And we are just getting along. 312 00:19:27,540 --> 00:19:29,700 But the main point is... 313 00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:31,140 He is my husband. 314 00:19:32,080 --> 00:19:35,020 Husband? You mean you married that little runt? 315 00:19:38,040 --> 00:19:40,220 How about that? Even runts get married. 316 00:19:40,460 --> 00:19:42,480 Yes, they do. 317 00:19:44,120 --> 00:19:48,800 And he said that one day he was going to beat you up. 318 00:19:50,200 --> 00:19:51,740 You married him? Yes. 319 00:19:54,680 --> 00:19:58,440 So, if he should come in here all full of rage and... 320 00:19:58,680 --> 00:20:00,960 And carrying on. Oh, what the heck. 321 00:20:01,180 --> 00:20:02,660 Just let him hit you once. 322 00:20:03,100 --> 00:20:04,100 Take a dive. 323 00:20:04,400 --> 00:20:05,400 Who'll ever know? 324 00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:08,000 Who'll ever know? 325 00:20:08,460 --> 00:20:09,580 Your undertaker. 326 00:20:10,280 --> 00:20:14,120 Well, thank you so much for your time and your honesty, sir. Bye now. 327 00:20:14,380 --> 00:20:16,020 Helen, Helen, wait, wait, wait. 328 00:20:17,680 --> 00:20:20,300 What do you mean, my undertaker? 329 00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:22,800 Lady, I can't go around taking no dives. 330 00:20:23,440 --> 00:20:26,340 Think I unfairly beat all the other people who tried to hit me before. 331 00:20:27,139 --> 00:20:28,220 What happened to him? 332 00:20:28,540 --> 00:20:31,040 See those dudes standing against the wall over there? 333 00:20:31,860 --> 00:20:34,780 Yeah. See those places between them where no one is standing? 334 00:20:35,080 --> 00:20:38,380 Yeah. Those places represent people who tried to hit me before. 335 00:20:41,020 --> 00:20:42,060 I hope you understand. 336 00:20:42,660 --> 00:20:47,280 What? You mean you're just going to let my husband walk in here? Walk in? 337 00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:50,020 Yes. Walking out is going to be a little sticky. 338 00:20:51,800 --> 00:20:53,160 Let's go, Louie. 339 00:20:53,380 --> 00:20:55,920 No, not until this is settled. 340 00:20:56,620 --> 00:20:57,920 I kind of think it's better, Louise. 341 00:20:58,640 --> 00:21:01,060 Not as long as I can do something about it. 342 00:21:01,280 --> 00:21:04,640 Look, lady, if you want to do something about it, you can hang around to pick 343 00:21:04,640 --> 00:21:05,640 him up off the floor. 344 00:21:06,100 --> 00:21:08,140 Either that or take a walk. 345 00:21:09,180 --> 00:21:12,460 Well, suppose she doesn't want to take a walk. 346 00:21:14,480 --> 00:21:15,740 What are you going to do about it? 347 00:21:16,280 --> 00:21:17,920 You wouldn't hit a woman, would you? 348 00:21:19,540 --> 00:21:20,540 No. 349 00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:21,780 You're right. 350 00:21:22,160 --> 00:21:23,160 Hey, Buffy? 351 00:21:53,450 --> 00:21:54,450 in for some coffee. 352 00:21:55,070 --> 00:21:56,070 Coffee. 353 00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:23,020 Amazing what you can do when you have to do it. 354 00:22:25,580 --> 00:22:27,780 Are you out of your mind? 355 00:22:28,340 --> 00:22:29,540 All right, Helen. 356 00:22:29,820 --> 00:22:34,500 We may have lost the battle, but we can still win the war. 357 00:22:35,120 --> 00:22:40,540 Now, if we want to save George's life, we have to get a different strategy. 358 00:22:41,100 --> 00:22:43,340 And I think I've got it. 359 00:22:44,920 --> 00:22:47,020 Two simple words. 360 00:23:29,290 --> 00:23:30,530 Besides, I couldn't find him. 361 00:23:31,310 --> 00:23:33,950 Well, the telephone book only has one part. 362 00:23:34,270 --> 00:23:35,209 Say what? 363 00:23:35,210 --> 00:23:39,710 Oh, nothing. I meant I underestimated you, and I'm sorry. 364 00:23:39,910 --> 00:23:40,910 Real sorry. 365 00:23:41,170 --> 00:23:42,410 Most people do, Weed. 366 00:23:42,950 --> 00:23:44,050 Where you been anyway? 367 00:23:44,890 --> 00:23:51,310 Well, there was this sale at Bloomingdale's, and Helen and I thought 368 00:23:51,310 --> 00:23:52,390 down and look around. 369 00:23:53,150 --> 00:23:55,970 It was a real battle. 370 00:23:59,470 --> 00:24:01,550 something nice to go along with your hair. I really like it. 371 00:24:32,170 --> 00:24:33,170 Mmm. 26538