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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,260 --> 00:00:07,860 Well, we're moving on up. Moving on up. To the side. Moving on up. To a deep. 2 00:01:15,440 --> 00:01:19,259 arrange the file cabinets that they'll... Uh -huh. And we've picked up 3 00:01:19,260 --> 00:01:20,700 pamphlets from the printers. 4 00:01:20,800 --> 00:01:25,580 Uh -huh. So now all we've got to do is put them in the envelope, address them, 5 00:01:25,660 --> 00:01:27,340 and pre -sort them by zip code. 6 00:01:27,580 --> 00:01:30,710 For what? So the post office can lose them in numerical order? 7 00:01:32,200 --> 00:01:33,700 Okay. How do I look? 8 00:01:33,980 --> 00:01:35,480 Like a blackberry with feet. 9 00:01:41,480 --> 00:01:43,340 Oh, what's the touch for? 10 00:01:43,600 --> 00:01:44,650 The... 11 00:01:44,651 --> 00:01:47,619 for when you win the Help Center's Volunteer of the Year Award next week. 12 00:01:47,620 --> 00:01:52,500 Oh, George, you know I don't care about awards. I just want to do a good job. 13 00:01:52,680 --> 00:01:53,730 Oh, we that sick. 14 00:01:53,731 --> 00:01:57,239 Oh, don't parent it to him, Miss Jefferson. I'm always proud when I do a 15 00:01:57,240 --> 00:02:00,370 job. Well, you must have been feeling pretty low for a long time. 16 00:02:04,680 --> 00:02:07,810 You'd feel low, too, if you always got a paycheck that jingled. 17 00:02:18,320 --> 00:02:22,360 I found this boy wandering around downstairs looking for your apartment. 18 00:02:23,060 --> 00:02:27,759 He seemed to pose no apparent threat, but as you know, appearances can be 19 00:02:27,760 --> 00:02:31,310 deceptive, so... In other words, he didn't have no money to give you a tip, 20 00:02:32,260 --> 00:02:34,720 I consider that vagrancy, sir. 21 00:02:35,800 --> 00:02:37,180 He searched me. 22 00:02:43,500 --> 00:02:47,140 Help Center. We are sending him to camp this week. Come on in, artist. 23 00:02:47,360 --> 00:02:51,759 By the way, Mrs. Jefferson, Mr. Jefferson told me about your award 24 00:02:51,760 --> 00:02:54,800 week. I just wanted to wish you good luck. 25 00:02:55,060 --> 00:02:56,520 Well, thank you, Ralph. 26 00:02:56,760 --> 00:02:59,840 It would be an honor for the whole building if you win. 27 00:03:00,100 --> 00:03:04,280 Oh, well, it's only a trophy, Ralph. There's no cash prize. 28 00:03:04,640 --> 00:03:06,160 Oh, you're still going? 29 00:03:10,260 --> 00:03:13,860 So, uh, now... What can I do for you, artist? 30 00:03:14,420 --> 00:03:19,240 My mother made me come over here to thank you for sending me to that crummy, 31 00:03:19,280 --> 00:03:21,140 stinking camp for a week. 32 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:25,140 Well, the joy on your face is thanks enough. 33 00:03:27,240 --> 00:03:31,100 You don't know how lucky you are. The country is beautiful and peaceful. 34 00:03:31,620 --> 00:03:34,860 Besides, there must be somebody you want to get away from. 35 00:03:36,620 --> 00:03:39,330 You know, you got it made. I wish I could take your place. 36 00:03:39,420 --> 00:03:40,940 Good. I'll go tell Mom. 37 00:03:42,440 --> 00:03:47,340 Wait a minute, Otis. Now tell me, what is it about the country you don't like? 38 00:03:47,580 --> 00:03:50,660 I told you, it's crummy and stinky. 39 00:03:51,940 --> 00:03:56,060 Uh, well, what is it exactly that crumbs and stinks? 40 00:03:56,360 --> 00:03:59,140 Well, first of all, you gotta sleep on rocks. 41 00:03:59,780 --> 00:04:02,640 Second thing is, you gotta wake up on rocks. 42 00:04:02,900 --> 00:04:08,919 And the third thing, well... I don't even want to talk about going to the 43 00:04:08,920 --> 00:04:09,970 bathroom. 44 00:04:12,140 --> 00:04:14,120 Yeah, those dry leaves are pretty rough. 45 00:04:14,431 --> 00:04:21,299 Artis, why don't you just go to the camp, honey? You'll have a good time. 46 00:04:21,300 --> 00:04:23,320 But I won't. I know it. 47 00:04:23,740 --> 00:04:28,559 Even though I'm only nine, this is the worst thing that ever happened to me in 48 00:04:28,560 --> 00:04:29,610 my whole life. 49 00:04:31,580 --> 00:04:32,630 Oh, I forgot. 50 00:04:33,280 --> 00:04:35,340 So I don't have to lie to my mother. 51 00:04:37,680 --> 00:04:41,590 Gee, Mrs. Jefferson, thanks a lot for... me to camp. 52 00:04:44,310 --> 00:04:45,360 You're welcome. 53 00:04:48,870 --> 00:04:53,090 Can I borrow a quarter? I don't want that guy downstairs hassling me again. 54 00:04:55,150 --> 00:04:56,250 How much do you mean? 55 00:04:56,570 --> 00:04:58,750 Thanks. Okay. Be careful. 56 00:04:59,210 --> 00:05:00,260 Okay? 57 00:05:01,530 --> 00:05:06,110 Hey, how come it's so hard for me to get money out of you and so easy for him? 58 00:05:06,270 --> 00:05:09,700 Because he treats me with the respect that I deserve. Can you do this? 59 00:05:09,760 --> 00:05:11,300 Being poor ain't that bad. 60 00:05:11,301 --> 00:05:16,639 Weezy, I think that's a great idea, sending that kid to camp. 61 00:05:16,640 --> 00:05:20,619 Why? Because if we play our cards right, you could become volunteer of the 62 00:05:20,620 --> 00:05:25,439 century. Oh, George, I don't want to hear that again. Oh, you know you want 63 00:05:25,440 --> 00:05:30,180 be volunteer? No, I don't. I mean, that subject is closed. Oh, come on, Weezy. 64 00:05:30,260 --> 00:05:33,260 There she is, our little volunteer of the year. 65 00:05:35,040 --> 00:05:36,320 Oh, Lord. 66 00:05:36,321 --> 00:05:40,809 Oh, you don't need prayer, little... Louise, you're a shoo -in. She will be 67 00:05:40,810 --> 00:05:43,880 after I get through. I got some plans you won't believe. You do? 68 00:05:43,881 --> 00:05:45,929 Oh, yes, because we have some ourselves. 69 00:05:45,930 --> 00:05:49,109 Oh, great, great, great, great. Let's hear about yours. Okay. I think I'll 70 00:05:49,110 --> 00:05:52,850 a sky writer. You know, nothing elaborate, just English and Spanish. 71 00:05:54,330 --> 00:05:55,610 That's a terrific idea. 72 00:05:55,830 --> 00:06:02,349 Now, wait till you hear out. Come on, guys. Look, I work at the help center 73 00:06:02,350 --> 00:06:04,830 the people, not for an award. 74 00:06:09,900 --> 00:06:13,220 Sit down. Talk about something else. Please. 75 00:06:13,580 --> 00:06:15,560 Oh, no problem, Louise. 76 00:06:15,561 --> 00:06:16,819 We understand. 77 00:06:16,820 --> 00:06:17,870 Mm -hmm. 78 00:06:17,871 --> 00:06:21,719 I still say you should have been volunteer of the year last year. 79 00:06:21,720 --> 00:06:24,859 That's right. Why? What happened last year? Oh, they gave it to that old 80 00:06:24,860 --> 00:06:26,660 uppity Miss Van Morris. Remember? 81 00:06:26,661 --> 00:06:30,679 While you did all the work, she got all the credit. She'd never even show up at 82 00:06:30,680 --> 00:06:34,199 the office. What? But, Helen, didn't I see her at last year's blood drive? 83 00:06:34,200 --> 00:06:36,700 Sure. She donated a pint from a chauffeur. 84 00:06:37,491 --> 00:06:41,659 How could a woman like that possibly win? 85 00:06:41,660 --> 00:06:42,710 It was easy. 86 00:06:43,040 --> 00:06:46,919 She got her millionaire husband to let some neighborhood kids into his 87 00:06:46,920 --> 00:06:50,799 park for free. Then she got some photographer to take her picture with 88 00:06:50,800 --> 00:06:55,139 got into the society pages, and that, my dear, is why she won the award. Oh, 89 00:06:55,140 --> 00:06:58,799 yeah? Okay, well, this year we'll go one better. I'll open one of my cleaning 90 00:06:58,800 --> 00:07:00,910 stores. We'll have all the kids come there. 91 00:07:01,100 --> 00:07:03,510 We'll tie balloons on my automatic pant legger. 92 00:07:08,840 --> 00:07:14,180 Oh, I saw streamers on the automatic pant leg. Streamers is better! 93 00:07:16,420 --> 00:07:21,700 Now, George, now just forget it. Now, I'm not interested in trying to outdo 94 00:07:21,701 --> 00:07:22,679 Van Morris. 95 00:07:22,680 --> 00:07:25,800 Fine, let's just drop the whole subject of Mrs. Van Morris. 96 00:07:26,040 --> 00:07:27,460 Oh, thank you, Tom. 97 00:07:28,280 --> 00:07:32,519 Let's talk about Mr. Van Morris. I'd like to punch him in his face. You don't 98 00:07:32,520 --> 00:07:33,570 have to. 99 00:07:33,571 --> 00:07:37,609 Because his wife, you know, who can't possibly win the award this year because 100 00:07:37,610 --> 00:07:40,429 they've been on a world cruise for the last eight months. 101 00:07:40,430 --> 00:07:46,029 We just made you think to win. All right, now, listen. The three of you can 102 00:07:46,030 --> 00:07:49,490 discuss this as long as you want, but as of this minute... 103 00:07:49,960 --> 00:07:51,010 Count me out. 104 00:07:51,180 --> 00:07:58,000 I am simply going to do my work the way I've always been doing it, 105 00:07:58,040 --> 00:08:02,300 and I'm not going to ruin my day by even thinking about Mrs. 106 00:08:02,620 --> 00:08:03,670 Van Morris. 107 00:08:04,920 --> 00:08:06,680 Mrs. Van Morris! 108 00:08:08,600 --> 00:08:09,650 Eloise! 109 00:08:09,940 --> 00:08:14,319 Oh, I hope I'm not intruding. I see I caught you in the middle of your house 110 00:08:14,320 --> 00:08:15,370 cleaning. 111 00:08:18,670 --> 00:08:23,649 Well, Mrs. Van Morris, I don't see how a visit from you could possibly be an 112 00:08:23,650 --> 00:08:26,950 intrusion. After all, you're not even in yet. 113 00:08:27,250 --> 00:08:28,370 Oh, yes, I know. 114 00:08:31,290 --> 00:08:34,350 Well, then, you already know Helen. 115 00:08:34,650 --> 00:08:36,490 And this is her husband, Tom. 116 00:08:36,870 --> 00:08:39,570 And, of course, you remember George. 117 00:08:39,909 --> 00:08:43,969 Ah, yes, the little man who threw broccoli when I won Volunteer of the 118 00:08:43,970 --> 00:08:45,020 award last year. 119 00:08:47,130 --> 00:08:50,680 Yes, I would have thrown corn, but broccoli looks funnier in your hair. 120 00:08:54,950 --> 00:08:59,790 Tell me, to what do we owe the honor? The pleasure. 121 00:09:00,790 --> 00:09:01,840 Why are you here? 122 00:09:01,841 --> 00:09:05,929 I heard of the tremendous amount of work you've done for the health center this 123 00:09:05,930 --> 00:09:12,110 year. Why, I, last year's volunteer of the year, was on this wonderful, 124 00:09:12,270 --> 00:09:17,270 tremendous, beautiful, oh, breathtaking, glorious... 125 00:09:17,770 --> 00:09:23,869 glorious truths for eight beautiful months, while, uh, well, I didn't 126 00:09:23,870 --> 00:09:25,650 anything to the help center. 127 00:09:26,070 --> 00:09:29,810 Well, Mrs. Van Morris, don't worry about it. We manage. 128 00:09:30,030 --> 00:09:35,170 Oh, no. I simply couldn't live with myself if I didn't hold up my end. So, 129 00:09:35,310 --> 00:09:36,360 boys... 130 00:09:39,020 --> 00:09:45,999 Now, I want to donate this check to the health center in my own name for 131 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:50,480 the amount of $25 ,000. 132 00:09:52,920 --> 00:09:53,970 George, 133 00:10:04,240 --> 00:10:05,380 what are you doing? 134 00:10:05,620 --> 00:10:07,790 I'm getting the spot ready for your trophy. 135 00:10:08,430 --> 00:10:09,690 Well, stop it. 136 00:10:10,670 --> 00:10:13,970 No, Louise. For once in his life, he's right. 137 00:10:14,470 --> 00:10:16,670 You are going to win that award tonight. 138 00:10:17,170 --> 00:10:19,370 Mrs. Van Mars can't buy it this year. 139 00:10:19,670 --> 00:10:21,410 Everybody's wise to old tricks. 140 00:10:22,950 --> 00:10:25,930 Well, I really don't care if I win or not. 141 00:10:25,931 --> 00:10:29,449 What? What are you talking about, Louise? Where's your spirit of 142 00:10:29,450 --> 00:10:30,449 This is America. 143 00:10:30,450 --> 00:10:31,950 You're supposed to want to win. 144 00:10:31,951 --> 00:10:34,949 What would happen if George Washington didn't want to win? 145 00:10:34,950 --> 00:10:36,210 We'd be speaking English. 146 00:10:36,270 --> 00:10:37,320 Exactly. 147 00:10:38,990 --> 00:10:40,190 No, I agree. 148 00:10:41,030 --> 00:10:45,769 Competition has made America great. That's right. Take me and my buddy 149 00:10:45,770 --> 00:10:46,469 here, right? 150 00:10:46,470 --> 00:10:49,790 Now, each one of us naturally wants to outdo each other, right? 151 00:10:50,250 --> 00:10:54,689 But see, it inspires Willis to know that me, his best friend, outdoes him in 152 00:10:54,690 --> 00:10:55,740 every aspect of life. 153 00:10:55,741 --> 00:11:02,369 Right? Well, I wouldn't say that. You don't have to thank me, old buddy. I'm 154 00:11:02,370 --> 00:11:04,249 just saying that because I'm your friend. 155 00:11:04,250 --> 00:11:05,300 Gee, thanks. 156 00:11:07,310 --> 00:11:10,980 I hate to interrupt this tribute to yourself, George, but it's time to go. 157 00:11:10,981 --> 00:11:14,989 We don't want Louise to miss hearing her name announced as the winner now, do 158 00:11:14,990 --> 00:11:17,040 we? Hey, hey, hey, hey. All right, Louise. 159 00:11:17,170 --> 00:11:18,220 Come on, Louise. 160 00:11:18,230 --> 00:11:24,409 Oh, now look, this is all very flattery, but I'm telling you, I don't care if I 161 00:11:24,410 --> 00:11:25,460 win or lose. 162 00:11:27,850 --> 00:11:30,050 That witch beat me again! 163 00:11:31,331 --> 00:11:37,439 Louise, I thought you said you didn't care about winning the award. 164 00:11:37,440 --> 00:11:38,490 Oh, shut up! 165 00:11:40,420 --> 00:11:45,019 Now, Louise, I know you're upset, but I think back to something you told me 166 00:11:45,020 --> 00:11:48,680 yourself. It's the good that you do, not the award. 167 00:11:49,180 --> 00:11:54,420 And if it makes any difference, you're our volunteer of the year every year. 168 00:11:55,460 --> 00:11:57,440 Oh, put a sock in it. 169 00:12:03,530 --> 00:12:04,810 Look on the bright side. 170 00:12:05,550 --> 00:12:07,130 What bright side? 171 00:12:07,810 --> 00:12:13,649 Um, well, one, the help center really can use the money that Mrs. Van Morris 172 00:12:13,650 --> 00:12:15,410 donated. And two, 173 00:12:16,130 --> 00:12:21,149 a donation might inspire other people to give money. And, uh, three... 174 00:12:21,150 --> 00:12:27,969 Even though she has a lot more money 175 00:12:27,970 --> 00:12:30,530 than you, Louise, she's probably very unhappy. 176 00:12:31,340 --> 00:12:33,460 Then the joke's on her, huh, Helen? 177 00:12:35,740 --> 00:12:36,790 Right. 178 00:12:40,580 --> 00:12:42,260 Get out of my house. 179 00:12:44,700 --> 00:12:48,900 I've decided I am not doing any more work for that organization. 180 00:12:49,700 --> 00:12:54,879 Why should I? They don't appreciate it. Next year, I'll just give them a blank 181 00:12:54,880 --> 00:12:56,520 check. A blank check, please. 182 00:12:59,130 --> 00:13:04,169 You really don't want to give a blank check, do you? And you, you didn't do a 183 00:13:04,170 --> 00:13:05,430 thing on my behalf. 184 00:13:05,431 --> 00:13:09,169 What are you talking about? It was my idea to hire the skywriter. Then why 185 00:13:09,170 --> 00:13:11,340 didn't you do it? Because you told me not to. 186 00:13:11,610 --> 00:13:12,660 Oh. 187 00:13:13,910 --> 00:13:17,870 Married for 30 years, and you picked now to start listening. 188 00:13:18,090 --> 00:13:19,140 Oh. 189 00:13:19,910 --> 00:13:22,130 And you... What did I do? 190 00:13:23,530 --> 00:13:26,030 You are on the board of directors. 191 00:13:27,180 --> 00:13:29,860 I'll bet I didn't even get your vote. 192 00:13:30,440 --> 00:13:31,490 Trust me. 193 00:13:31,760 --> 00:13:33,280 I voted for you. 194 00:13:33,840 --> 00:13:37,160 Oh, yeah? So you say. But how do I really know? 195 00:13:37,680 --> 00:13:41,080 Louise, I'm your best friend. Of course I voted for you. 196 00:13:41,300 --> 00:13:45,320 But there's no way I'm really telling now, is there? Oh, Louise! 197 00:13:45,800 --> 00:13:46,850 Admit it! 198 00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:49,200 You didn't vote for me, did you? 199 00:13:49,600 --> 00:13:54,060 Look, you only got one vote. Who the hell else do you think voted for you? 200 00:14:03,980 --> 00:14:05,200 One vote? 201 00:14:06,340 --> 00:14:08,920 I only got one vote? 202 00:14:09,860 --> 00:14:12,740 Well, one or something like that. 203 00:14:14,780 --> 00:14:20,440 Twelve people on the board and I only got one vote? 204 00:14:21,220 --> 00:14:22,680 Or something like that. 205 00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:25,800 Well, I've lost. 206 00:14:26,640 --> 00:14:29,160 Well, it's just something I've got to accept. 207 00:14:29,820 --> 00:14:32,780 And that's exactly what I'm going to do. 208 00:14:34,700 --> 00:14:35,750 Where you going? 209 00:14:36,240 --> 00:14:38,980 Into my kitchen to think. You were right. 210 00:14:39,220 --> 00:14:44,399 I did get a little overexcited. I'm just going to take a couple of minutes to 211 00:14:44,400 --> 00:14:45,450 calm down. 212 00:15:07,760 --> 00:15:08,810 look a lot better. 213 00:15:10,900 --> 00:15:12,160 Doesn't she, everybody? 214 00:15:14,100 --> 00:15:19,640 Well, I did a little soul -searching, and I do feel a lot better now. 215 00:15:20,380 --> 00:15:23,680 Oh, by the way, if I were you, I wouldn't walk in there barefoot. 216 00:15:26,360 --> 00:15:27,840 Please, are you all right? 217 00:15:28,180 --> 00:15:29,400 Oh, yes, I'm fine. 218 00:15:29,680 --> 00:15:32,440 The subject of Volunteer of the Year is closed. 219 00:15:33,300 --> 00:15:35,140 I'm my old self again. 220 00:15:41,980 --> 00:15:45,360 You take it easy. 221 00:15:46,380 --> 00:15:47,780 See, it's only Ralph. 222 00:15:48,080 --> 00:15:49,700 You don't hate Ralph now, do you? 223 00:15:50,400 --> 00:15:51,450 No. 224 00:15:52,640 --> 00:15:55,220 Thank you, ma 'am. I don't hate you either. 225 00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:59,520 I just came by to present you with this. 226 00:15:59,521 --> 00:16:01,499 What is it? 227 00:16:01,500 --> 00:16:02,780 It's a doily, ma 'am. 228 00:16:03,160 --> 00:16:05,930 I thought you could sit your trophy on it. Listen, Ralph. 229 00:16:06,100 --> 00:16:07,300 No need to thank me, sir. 230 00:16:07,770 --> 00:16:12,210 I realize it's not much, but this doily has been in my family for generations. 231 00:16:12,750 --> 00:16:17,989 It took my poor old great -grandmother months to make with her bony, arthritic 232 00:16:17,990 --> 00:16:19,040 little fingers. 233 00:16:19,850 --> 00:16:21,670 And how come it says J .C. Penney? 234 00:16:24,930 --> 00:16:26,510 J .C. Penney. 235 00:16:26,950 --> 00:16:28,510 See, that was her name, sir. 236 00:16:30,670 --> 00:16:31,970 Jacqueline Cara Penney. 237 00:16:33,130 --> 00:16:37,889 Her darlies were so beloved that the retail chain not only bought her line, 238 00:16:37,890 --> 00:16:41,250 they also took her name. Just a little bit of Americana for you, sir. 239 00:16:42,850 --> 00:16:45,130 Nice try, Ralph, but we don't need it. 240 00:16:45,390 --> 00:16:49,629 There, you see, Louise? You'll have to admit it was nice of Ralph to offer you 241 00:16:49,630 --> 00:16:51,430 gift. A gift? Oh, no, sir. 242 00:16:51,950 --> 00:16:57,069 I'd never give away my great -grandmother's handiwork. Never. How 243 00:16:57,070 --> 00:16:58,650 for it? $5 .95, sir. 244 00:16:59,730 --> 00:17:01,130 You can't use it, Ralph. 245 00:17:01,580 --> 00:17:02,630 Louise didn't win. 246 00:17:03,160 --> 00:17:05,700 Oh, that's a shame. 247 00:17:06,300 --> 00:17:09,070 You wouldn't happen to know the address of the winner? 248 00:17:09,560 --> 00:17:16,359 I am! Louise! I hate wealth! I hate Mrs. Van Mars! And worst of all, 249 00:17:16,420 --> 00:17:17,760 I hate the health center! 250 00:17:18,099 --> 00:17:19,760 Oh, what good is it? None! 251 00:17:19,980 --> 00:17:21,339 And Helen laid me alone! 252 00:17:21,900 --> 00:17:23,800 Okay, I'll leave you alone. 253 00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:28,040 But after you calm down, maybe you can help me get rid of my anger. 254 00:17:28,280 --> 00:17:31,280 I wasn't even nominated for that ridiculous... 255 00:17:32,330 --> 00:17:36,589 Angel, sweetheart, I think... Hey, I work there, too. And I certainly do more 256 00:17:36,590 --> 00:17:41,870 than Mrs. Sandman. And what about that plumbing for senior citizen seminar? 257 00:17:42,430 --> 00:17:44,410 I arranged that. 258 00:17:45,030 --> 00:17:47,410 And I'm a much better loser than Louise. 259 00:17:47,750 --> 00:17:51,630 But, sweetheart, just remember, you're my woman of the year. 260 00:17:51,970 --> 00:17:53,030 Oh, shut up. 261 00:18:05,390 --> 00:18:08,250 Realize how immature Helen really is. 262 00:18:12,270 --> 00:18:14,630 Helen, what about you? 263 00:18:14,631 --> 00:18:18,929 Me? Yeah, you don't mean what you said about not going back to the help center, 264 00:18:18,930 --> 00:18:22,910 do you? I don't? Look at me. Do I look like I'm going anywhere? 265 00:18:22,911 --> 00:18:27,889 But, Weasley, I thought you cared about those people. You love helping people. 266 00:18:27,890 --> 00:18:29,630 You can't stop doing that, can you? 267 00:18:29,750 --> 00:18:32,190 Of course I like helping people. 268 00:18:32,590 --> 00:18:33,750 It's just that... 269 00:18:34,140 --> 00:18:37,740 Sometimes I wonder, what's the point? 270 00:18:39,760 --> 00:18:44,140 Oh, Weed, well, those people need you. I mean, you can't let them down. 271 00:18:45,480 --> 00:18:48,300 Of course not, but I did my best. 272 00:18:48,520 --> 00:18:49,680 It wasn't good enough. 273 00:18:50,720 --> 00:18:52,860 So, I'm hurt. 274 00:18:53,840 --> 00:18:54,890 That's all. 275 00:18:56,440 --> 00:18:57,660 Oh, Weed, yeah. 276 00:18:58,780 --> 00:19:01,310 It's okay, it's okay, it's okay. I know how you feel. 277 00:19:02,040 --> 00:19:03,840 And I've been through the same thing. 278 00:19:04,300 --> 00:19:08,030 You know, sometimes I go down to that cleaning store, the hangers are bent. 279 00:19:11,760 --> 00:19:13,760 Sometimes I'm low on starch. 280 00:19:14,280 --> 00:19:15,330 George. 281 00:19:15,331 --> 00:19:18,559 Sometimes even the sleeve puffer looks just like any other machine. 282 00:19:18,560 --> 00:19:22,339 George. You know, one time I went down there, and the pleats didn't even make 283 00:19:22,340 --> 00:19:23,390 smile. George. 284 00:19:24,520 --> 00:19:25,980 I've just changed my mind. 285 00:19:26,440 --> 00:19:27,600 I'm going back to work. 286 00:19:27,960 --> 00:19:29,010 Yeah. 287 00:19:29,500 --> 00:19:30,550 What was the matter? 288 00:19:31,820 --> 00:19:33,560 Maybe I should just retire, Louise. 289 00:19:38,080 --> 00:19:39,130 I'll do it. 290 00:19:41,120 --> 00:19:45,300 And, George, thank you for making me feel better. 291 00:19:47,100 --> 00:19:51,780 For a little while, anyway. 292 00:19:52,220 --> 00:19:55,040 Louise, Louise, Louise, Louise. 293 00:19:55,540 --> 00:20:00,619 Well, that's that. What can we do for you, Mrs. Van Morris? I can't tell you 294 00:20:00,620 --> 00:20:05,090 enough how... Sorry, I am, that you didn't win the award again this year. 295 00:20:05,750 --> 00:20:09,130 I had no idea that I was even in the running. 296 00:20:09,550 --> 00:20:11,650 That makes two years in a row. 297 00:20:11,910 --> 00:20:12,960 Am I right, Louise? 298 00:20:14,450 --> 00:20:15,890 Yes, two. 299 00:20:16,310 --> 00:20:17,550 It's easy to remember. 300 00:20:17,830 --> 00:20:19,970 One for each of your faces. 301 00:20:20,450 --> 00:20:21,500 That's cute. 302 00:20:22,330 --> 00:20:25,430 Then again, you always did handle defeat well. 303 00:20:25,950 --> 00:20:28,370 Mrs. Van Laar, please. But of course, you. 304 00:20:29,230 --> 00:20:33,899 We just... Couldn't seem to control ourselves, could we? What are we talking 305 00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:36,780 about? I always throw artichoke hearts when I'm happy. 306 00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:44,519 Louise, I know that this is the worst possible moment to ask a favor of you, 307 00:20:44,520 --> 00:20:48,439 the committee would like me to give a speech at the press conference tomorrow, 308 00:20:48,440 --> 00:20:53,880 and I was wondering if you'd mind terribly writing my acceptance speech 309 00:20:54,040 --> 00:20:56,580 What? You're asking her to write a speech for you? 310 00:20:57,100 --> 00:21:00,350 Well, it's such short notice, and she does have a mind for detail. 311 00:21:00,840 --> 00:21:06,939 Mrs. Van Morris, right now, the only thing I have a mind to do is... George, 312 00:21:06,940 --> 00:21:11,979 that, and if that's the paramedics, hold them. The only thing I have a mind to 313 00:21:11,980 --> 00:21:16,700 do is to take that trophy and turn it into a tight -fitting cap. 314 00:21:17,060 --> 00:21:21,919 Hello, Mrs. Jefferson. Can I come in? And what do you want? To tell me what a 315 00:21:21,920 --> 00:21:25,340 crummy, sticky time you had at the crummy, sticky cap? 316 00:21:26,510 --> 00:21:32,990 No, I just wanted to tell you what a good time I had at camp. You were right, 317 00:21:33,070 --> 00:21:35,510 Mr. Jefferson. It was great. 318 00:21:36,710 --> 00:21:37,760 It was? 319 00:21:38,930 --> 00:21:43,530 Yeah, and, well, I kind of made you something in ceramics class. 320 00:21:43,930 --> 00:21:49,489 Here, it started out as an ashtray, but since I remembered you don't smoke, I 321 00:21:49,490 --> 00:21:51,970 just skipped off the dents and called it a dish. 322 00:21:54,290 --> 00:21:56,030 Sorry if it didn't turn out so good. 323 00:21:56,830 --> 00:21:58,070 Oh, it's beautiful. 324 00:21:59,190 --> 00:22:00,550 Listen to this, George. 325 00:22:00,850 --> 00:22:01,900 To Mrs. 326 00:22:01,930 --> 00:22:05,970 Jefferson, world's greatest... Wom? 327 00:22:08,170 --> 00:22:12,390 That's supposed to say woman, but the A and the N are on a dent. 328 00:22:18,280 --> 00:22:22,279 I can do it over if you want me to. Oh, no, I wouldn't hear of it. A special 329 00:22:22,280 --> 00:22:28,340 gift like this deserves a special place of its own so that everyone can see it. 330 00:22:28,341 --> 00:22:29,339 How's this? 331 00:22:29,340 --> 00:22:30,390 Yeah. 332 00:22:31,540 --> 00:22:33,680 It kind of goes with everything. 333 00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:34,970 Right. 334 00:22:37,120 --> 00:22:41,240 Anyway, my mother's waiting for me downstairs, so I better go. Thanks 335 00:22:41,241 --> 00:22:42,159 Mrs. Jefferson. 336 00:22:42,160 --> 00:22:46,460 Oh, and thank you, Otis. And I'm sorry I yelled at you before. 337 00:22:46,780 --> 00:22:48,140 Oh, that's... Okay. 338 00:22:48,460 --> 00:22:50,380 You're a grown -up. You're supposed to. 339 00:22:53,420 --> 00:22:56,310 Oh, uh, Mr. Jefferson, would you happen to have a quarter? 340 00:22:56,480 --> 00:22:57,530 Oh, Ralph, huh? 341 00:22:57,900 --> 00:23:00,540 Oh, I just wanted to buy a candy bar. 342 00:23:02,620 --> 00:23:03,880 Bye -bye, artist. 343 00:23:05,440 --> 00:23:06,490 Kids. 344 00:23:06,700 --> 00:23:09,440 Yeah, there's something else, aren't there? 345 00:23:09,720 --> 00:23:10,800 Well, listen, Louise. 346 00:23:11,230 --> 00:23:15,289 I can understand why you might be reluctant to write my speech for me. I 347 00:23:15,290 --> 00:23:19,370 someone on my staff to help me. Oh, no, Mrs. Van Morris. I'll write it. What? 348 00:23:19,770 --> 00:23:24,709 Oh, thank you, Louise. I knew I could depend on you. I'll come back tomorrow 349 00:23:24,710 --> 00:23:30,229 pick it up. Oh, nothing too fancy. And please, try not to overuse the word 350 00:23:30,230 --> 00:23:31,590 godsend. 351 00:23:32,910 --> 00:23:37,730 I don't believe you're going to write a speech for a woman like that. 352 00:23:38,030 --> 00:23:40,570 Well, George, she needs help. 353 00:23:41,180 --> 00:23:46,659 And I guess I've forgotten that sometimes people who need help the most 354 00:23:46,660 --> 00:23:50,179 even know they need it. So, in other words, you're not mad about not winning 355 00:23:50,180 --> 00:23:51,230 award anymore, huh? 356 00:23:51,340 --> 00:23:58,219 No. As a matter of fact, I already got the best award a woman 357 00:23:58,220 --> 00:23:59,270 could have. 358 00:23:59,540 --> 00:24:01,620 Oh, come on. That ain't that great. 359 00:24:01,670 --> 00:24:06,220 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 29881

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