All language subtitles for The Jeffersons s10e03 Mission Incredible 3

Well, we're moving on up, we're moving
on up to the...

Previously on The Jeffersons, Tom was
conned out of $15 ,000 by two of

Navy buddies.

But George and Tom had a plan to get the
money back.

The same way they got it from us. We're
going to have to con them.

We'll just have to track those guys down
and pull a con on them that they'll

never forget.

George and Tom enlisted the aid of their
friend Jimmy.

The three followed the con men to Los
Angeles, where they met Jimmy's cousin,

who had a plan.

Mr. Jefferson, have you ever heard of
the term Armageddon?

Yeah. What we do is we convince West and
Tinder that it's coming sooner than it

really is.

The only problem was that Louise,
Florence, and Helen found out about the

money. So what are we going to do,
Louise?

Well, what else can we do? We are flying
to Los Angeles.

And now, part three of Mission
Incredible.

Oh.

Oh, ten and a half hours.

Hours of the most painful, grueling,
back -breaking physical labor I've ever

the misfortune to watch.

All right, Mr. Jefferson, how does she
look?

Expensive. Aha.

But as I promised, just the necessities.
Just necessities, right.

And I suppose this honeymoon suite is a
necessity, right?

Now, wait a minute.

You know how much noise we had to make
to put this newsroom together?

Yeah. Nobody came over to complain, did
they?

Oh, that explains why I got a standing
ovation when I went out for a midnight

snack.

Gentlemen, we are fighting a deadline,
so I suggest we get started.

Jimmy, let's go.

Look, you sure this end -of -the -world
thing is going to work?

Mr. Jefferson, the only thing I'm sure
of is that this is Friday, and we have

about eight hours to get your friend's
money out of the bank.

You're looking good.

Now, remember, this newscast has to look
professional.

If West and Tindo get the slightest hint
that there's a con going down in here,

that's all she wrote. Understood?

Understood. All who wrote.

Let me explain something to you. Shut
up.

All right, take your positions.

Yeah, I still don't think it's going to
work.

Oh, come on, George.

Whatever happened to that great positive
attitude of yours?

Okay, ready with the strip.

Oh, my God, this is a long one. Wait a
minute. No, I'm sorry. This is just some

bill I forgot to give you, Mr.
Jefferson.

That's what happens to the positive
attitude, Willis.

Are we ready?

Man, did you hear the racket those
newlyweds were making last night?

I couldn't believe it.

Ah, come on, Roy.

They're young, in love.

They have a whole new world to look
forward to.

It's beautiful.

Yeah, I suppose.

Want to rip them off?

Okay.

We interrupt this program to bring you a
special news bulletin. We take you live

to Washington, D .C., and our action
news correspondent, J .W. Townsend. Jim.

Thank you, and...

just received by Action News, the
Pentagon has revealed that the communist

-backed Caribbean island of San Limon
has apparently opened fire upon an

American reconnaissance submarine.

The submarine was cruising in
international waters some 205 miles off

island's coast.

And while there has been no word of
injuries, the president has warned the

military leaders of San Limon that any
further aggression against the sub would

be... as a blatant act of war and would
result in, and I quote, unspeakably

grave consequences, end quote.

Hey, Lloyd, did you hear this?

Just what these consequences will be
remains unclear at the moment, but

News has learned that several American
warships, including a destroyer armed

with nuclear warheads, are reportedly
headed towards the troubled area at this

moment, and also that San Limón is
prepared for possible retaliatory

Hey, Lloyd.

I'm listening. I'm listening.

This concludes our news bulletin. Stay
tuned for further developments.

A destroyer with nukes, Lloyd.

Al, will you relax?

This sort of thing happens all the time.

Blowing up the world does not happen all
the time, Lloyd. They are not going to

blow up the world. How can they?

Where would they live?

I don't like it at all, Lloyd. I don't
like it.

I don't think it's working with Tyndall.

No, but it's working with West, and he's
the one we're going after anyway.

So what's the next step? Well, I think
if we can convince him that L .A. is the

target for this war, he'll panic and try
to leave town with the money. Ah, and

then we jump him, right?

No. You see, physically, we can't take
them, because legally, the money's not

yours anymore.

So we have to wait for them to take a
cab to the airport with it. And then we

pull the switch on him.

That is the most ridiculous thing I ever
heard, Lewis.

So what's the plan?

We pull the switch then.

His way makes sense.

Now, gentlemen, you have to realize,
when West and Tindo leave their room, we

have to watch their every move and
control it. They can't read anything,

hear anything, and can't come in contact
with anybody that might tip them that

this whole thing is a scam.

What about the cab? They got to talk to
the cab driver.

I'm going to be driving the cab.

Wait a minute. Won't they recognize you
from the newscast? Not with this hot...

and these dark glasses and me accent,
man. I say, sir, you want a cab, sir? I

take you to the airport, sir. Very, very
cheap, sir.

It's beautiful, baby. It's beautiful.

Thank you.

I have already taken the liberty of
renting a cab.

What? You rented a whole cab?

Of course. I didn't think they'd go for
a moped.

All right, let's give them another shot.
Come on.

Don't you know if there was anything to
worry about, I'd be the first one to say

so? Now, would I be so calm? Would I be
so relaxed?

Would Juan Valdez still be picking
coffee beans?

We interrupt this program to bring you
another news bulletin. Good morning,

ladies and gentlemen.

As of 9 .45 a .m., the United States
Congress, in special session, issued a

formal declaration of war against the
island nation of San Limon.

Oh, I knew it! I knew it!

The CIA has released a list of cities
targeted for probable attack.

These include Washington, New York,
Miami, Chicago, and Houston.

Los Angeles. You see?

Hey, they didn't say Los Angeles.

The city listed for certain attack is
Los Angeles.

to me, if it ever came to a war between
us and the U .S., well, I'll be damned

if we don't take out L .A.

The president has issued a heartfelt
directive to the citizens of Los

another exclusive for this reporter, and
I'm quoting the president now, be calm,

do not panic, our hearts are with you,
close quote.

In an unrelated story, the president and
first lady have left the country for an

extended vacation in Australia.

But back to Los Angeles.

Evacuation proceedings are underway.

Every available train, plane, bus and
plane is being pressed into service.

Best estimates indicate...

not necessarily reflect the views of
this station.

Helen, darling, what are you doing here?

Well, now, just a minute. Listen, I can
explain everything.

What do you mean, explain everything?

George Jefferson, I demand an
explanation.

See, that was, you went and ruined a
great surprise.

What surprise?

I was going to fly to Los Angeles and
back home again without you knowing

it.

Please, you're going to ruin everything.
Now, just let us finish blowing up the

world, and I promise I'll be right home.

Blowing up the world?

Well, not exactly.

Hold it, hold it. Wait a minute.

Wait a minute.

Before y 'all blow up anything, does
anybody know where Billy Dee Williams

lives?

Listen to all that commotion going on
next door.

All hell's going to break loose all over
the place.

All right, Al. All right, we'll leave.

But I'll be damned if I'm going to
leave... $15 ,000 in the bank just to

around and glow in the dark.

Well, I... No, wait a minute. My
darling, if you'll just calm down...

York! Quiet!

I just heard them say they're going to
pick up the money.

Our money?

Uh... Well, yes.

Wait a minute.

Wait a minute. Is this your cousin?
Yeah. Honey, do you know where Biddy

Williams lives?

Seaweeds, look.

They gotta call a cab. When they call a
cab, the phone is gonna ring over here.

I'm telling you, we'll have Willis'
money back in no time, I promise.

What do you mean? We aren't even going
to pack?

I'm telling you, we've got no time.

We'll get out of here. We'll stop at the
bank. We'll get new clothes in Canada

or something. They're going to blow up L
.A. Ow, ow, ow.

Where are you going dressed like that?

I'm going to get a cab.

Hey, a cab, that's exactly what we
wanted, right?

Don't bother.

You see, instead of putting the money in
my bank account, I stashed it away in a

safe deposit.

You did?

Right. In a bank just down the street.

Not more than a ten -minute walk.

Walk? Walk.

Walk. Walk. Oh, no. There go my tip.

Listen, will somebody please tell me
what's going on? I'll tell you what's

on.

Fifteen thousand dollars of my money.
money is on its way to Canada, and it's

all your husband's fault. It is not my
fault. It's my fault that the money came

to California.

It's Wes and Tindall's fault that it's
going to Canada.

Jimmy, look, you've got to realize that
once they step out on the street, it's

over, man.

Yeah, yeah.

Mr. Jefferson, look, man, I'm sorry,
man. We tried, man. Honest, man.

Yeah, Jimmy, I know. Thanks anyway.

Mr. Jefferson, you know that $500 you
were supposed to pay me? Yeah, I know.

Well, may I have it now?

Tom, does all this mean no beach house
on Cape Cod?

Well, before I answer that question,
sweetheart, perhaps now is the perfect

for us to renew those wonderful wedding
vows we took so many years ago.

You blew it, didn't you?

Do you remember that part that went, for
richer or for poorer?

You're gonna pay for this.

Oh, and especially, till death do us
part. You got that right.

Look, how'd you find out we were here
anyway?

Well, Florence told us.

Florence! Now, wait a minute. I didn't
tell him everything.

I just told him where you were going,
what you were going for, and how to get

here. Now, the rest they figured out all
by themselves.

Look, we can't just stand here and let
those guys get away, Weezy. We've come

too far to stop now. Now, you're the
genius that set this whole thing up.

you do something? Right. Yes, couldn't
you follow them or make them tell you?

And maybe you could even... Now, just
one minute.

Who is this man?

Uh... Can we follow them, Cos?

Not without risking being recognized.

By this time, they've seen all four of
us. That's right. And even if they

hadn't, it still wouldn't solve the
problem of their walking to the bank.

I think she's right. I'm so glad that
somebody else in this room has a head on

their shoulders.

Oh, that's nothing. You should hear me
when I know what I'm talking about.

Oh, if there were only some way we could
keep them in that room. If only they

hadn't seen all of us. If only who
hadn't seen all of us. Uh, West and

You never met them. They live next door.

Wait a second.

You have never seen West and Tyndall?
No.

I ain't never seen them either.

Well,

we may not be dead yet.

But first we gotta stall them.

And then be sure that they take Jimmy's
cab so nobody on the street can tip him

off.

Can any of you ladies sell?

Well, yeah.

Good. Mr. Willis, give me your jacket.
Oh, yes.

Now, you other two ladies do everything
I tell you to do and listen to me

carefully here.

Right. Look, I just want to know one
thing.

What? Who is that man?

Well, I'll tell you one thing. He ain't
Billy Dee Williams.

Let's go.

I hope we can even make it to the bank.
Even the TV's not working. This whole

town is on the verge of panic. Yeah.

Is it true? Is it true? Is what true,
lady? Look at these robbing bombs on L

any minute. Yeah, it's true. Have a nice
day.

Well, what about me?

What about you?

Well, you can't leave me here. I've got
a husband and kids and a pocketbook full

of money. I've got to get out of town.
How much money, lady?

Wait a minute. Let me see.

Hold it.

All right. My compact.

My little thing.

My eyebrow pencil.

Oh, this is my cousin Casey's little
boy, Justin.

Maybe something else.

Yeah. He's got a mouth just like yours.
Lady, would you please?

Okay, okay.

Um, his brush and a comb and my toenail
clippers.

Here it is, here it is.

Do you know I've been looking for these
earrings for weeks?

Wouldn't you know I'd find them the day
the world ended?

That's it, lady.

Give her back her stuff, Al. But... No
buts about it. Me and my partner, we've

got to leave town, and we're leaving
right now. Just one moment.

Oh, I'm sorry, young lady, but I need a
word with these men.

Fine with me, honey. I'm through with
them.

Now, let's see here.

Alan Rudolph West?

Yes, sir. And Lloyd Armstrong Tyndall,
is that correct?

Uh, yeah.

That's right. What can we do for you? My
name is Commander Theodore W.

Weatherford, and I am the recruiting
officer of this district in charge of

Navy's new Operation Overseer. Operation
what?

Overseer, Seaman West.

It's highly secretive.

You've undoubtedly heard of the incident
in San Limon.

Incident? Oh, yeah. We might have heard
something about it. What about it? Yeah,

and what about it? Is that any way you
address a commander?

No, sir. Yes, sir. I don't know, sir.

Cut it out, Al. We're civilians.

We don't have to salute him.

Not anymore, girls.

As of 0900 hours, you were both
officially reactivated and fully

your previous ranks in the United States
Navy.

What? They can't do that.

Don't tell me my job, sailor. I can do
any damn thing I want to. Now, you give

me 50.

I said 50 or a week in the brig.

Oh, yes, sir.

Begging the commander's pardon, sir,
but...

old now, aren't we, sir?

Ah, Wes, you're never too old to fight
for your country.

You see, Wes, the men that we have now,
they're too soft. They're green.

Oh, stand at ease.

I'm at ease, sir.

So, we decided to recall some of our
better men to whip these boys into the

of shape we were in.

Two!

Some of us, anyway.

I still...

Don't understand.

You've got to give them discipline,
West. You've got to make them respect

because the Lord knows they're going to
look to you on the day that you storm

the beach.

I'm really flattered, sir.

Storm the beach?

Oh, just think of it, West.

Through the smoke and the gunfire,
through the shrapnel and the screams,

men you're leading will trust you, West,
because by God, they'll know that

you've done it before.

But, sir, last time I only cooked eggs.

Well, then I think it's about time you
scrambled a few Sandemonians, wouldn't

you say, West?

Yes, sir.

Good, good.

Now, I've set up shop right here at the
corner, and I expect you and Tyndall to

be there tomorrow morning at 0500 hours.

There'll be a bus waiting to take you to
the airport. Well, wait a second.

Permission to speak freely, sir?

Granted. Oh, God, please don't send me
to Sandemon, Commander.

Can't we just give them L .A.? It's not
like we need it.

Damn it, Al! Stand up. Act like a man.

Send him. Send Tindall. Me?

You can pull strings.

You can do anything.

But please, don't send me a sign in the
morning.

We've got lots of money.

How much money?

A couple of hundred bucks.

I'll see you on the beach. No, no, no.
Wait, wait, wait. Maybe it's a little

more. But see, my mother's been sick.

Your story is breaking my heart. Forget
his mother.

We can give you $15 ,000, but it's in
the bank.

Well, what a coincidence.

You know, $15 ,000 happens to be the
going rate.

Now, listen, you two. I want you to pay
very close attention to what I'm going

to say.

I want you two to take a cab from this
hotel to the bank. And when you get to

the bank, you withdraw all of that $15
,000.

Now, here comes the tricky part.

Why is everyone acting so calm?

I don't know. Panic, I suppose. The
cabbie said he hadn't seen it this bad

the earthquake in 71.

Did you see our contact yet?

No, but the commander said we had to go
to them.

You remember the code?

Yeah. Let's go.

All right.

Excuse me.

How far is the nearest trout stream?

Pardon me.

Can you tell me how far the nearest
trout stream is from here?

Maybe we're too early.

Oh, can't be. Are you sure we're saying
it right? Yeah, just like the commander

said. Excuse me, but how far is the
nearest trout stream?

Only as far as the nearest trout.

The commander send you? Yeah, yeah. Oh,
thank God.

The commander said you had some papers
for us.

Maybe. The commander also said that you
had some papers for him.

Yeah, that's right. Sure, Al.

It's all there.

Fifteen grand.

You can even count it if you want to.

I trust you.

Now you are free to go.

But my advice would be don't talk to
anyone and don't let anyone talk to you.

Just get out of town and do it fast.

Yeah, we understand.

Good. Here are your papers.

Come on.

Let's get out of here.

I'd wait a few minutes.

Shore Patrol's picking up some deserters
out front.

Thank you.

Let's wait over by the escrow counter.

Good thinking.

Did you get the money?

Yep, it's all here. Oh, terrific.

Thanks a lot, Jimmy. No problem. We
ought to do it again sometime.

All right.

Airport, right?

Right. Oh, by the way, I didn't catch
your name.

I know.

I never threw it.

Man, I'd love to see the look on their
faces when they see what's inside that

envelope.

It's newspaper.

Nothing but cut -up newspaper.

Well, Willis, you owe me one. I owe you.
See there, you admitted. I still don't

know what's going on. Hey, is Billy
Dee's house on the way to the airport?

Let's see. One videotape camera rental,
$175.

Breakfast time, Willis, $15 .80.

One day costume rental, $65.

Brunch time, Willis, $11.

One audio tape recorder, $77.

Mid -morning snack. Who else?

Good morning,

George. Morning, Weas. What are you
doing?

Nothing. I was double -checking these
figures.

Cost a lot, huh?

Well, it's hard to say, Weas.

When I get to Willis' food bill, the
machine stops counting. It just starts

going, ooh -wee, ooh -wee.

Well, George, I can't say you didn't
deserve it. Maybe now you'll mind your

business. Look, I was only trying to
help. I mean, people should just jump on

every stupid deal that comes along.
That's like throwing your money away.

Well, I still say you should have given
Tom the money instead of running all

over the country trying to get it back
yourself.

I'm sure it would have been cheaper.

Oh, yeah?

Here's the total.

Now what do you think?

$14 ,902.

Big deal.

So you saved $98.

Damn right, it's a big deal. $98 is $98.

Oh, I'm impressed.

Now try this one.

Tell me how much is $52.

Oh, good morning, everybody.

Good morning.

I brought up the mail, Miss Jefferson.
Oh, thanks, Florence.

Oh, by the way, Miss Jefferson, Ralph
said that while we were in Los Angeles,

they towed away one of your vans. What?
Oh, it's no big deal, though. He said it

only cost $100.

If you ask me, child, you got off cheap.