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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,840 --> 00:00:04,700 Well, we're moving on up. We're moving on up. 2 00:01:07,101 --> 00:01:14,709 In our last episode, George told some Navy buddies how Tom had recently been 3 00:01:14,710 --> 00:01:15,910 careless with his money. 4 00:01:15,930 --> 00:01:19,130 Maybe Wes and me could teach him a lesson. 5 00:01:19,330 --> 00:01:23,109 Warn him for you. Run a game down on him. But the lesson was George's. His 6 00:01:23,110 --> 00:01:26,249 friends were crooks and the police were no help, so there was only one way to 7 00:01:26,250 --> 00:01:28,130 get Tom's $15 ,000 back. 8 00:01:28,410 --> 00:01:31,480 The same way they got it from us. We're going to have to con them. 9 00:01:31,530 --> 00:01:35,369 We'll just have to track those guys down and pull a con on them that they'll 10 00:01:35,370 --> 00:01:36,069 never forget. 11 00:01:36,070 --> 00:01:38,360 They enlisted George's friend Jimmy to help. 12 00:01:41,130 --> 00:01:45,029 But it became clear they needed more professional help. Luckily, Jimmy had a 13 00:01:45,030 --> 00:01:47,320 cousin who had done this sort of thing before. 14 00:01:49,650 --> 00:01:50,700 Hello? 15 00:01:52,970 --> 00:01:55,990 And now, Mission Incredible, Part 2. 16 00:01:56,410 --> 00:02:00,229 Look, don't sweat it, Willis. Look, we got my man Jimmy and his cousin on a job 17 00:02:00,230 --> 00:02:01,049 for us. 18 00:02:01,050 --> 00:02:04,709 We'll have their money back in no time. Oh, wait a minute. Come here, George. 19 00:02:04,710 --> 00:02:07,720 Listen, we hardly know Jimmy. We don't know his cousin at all. 20 00:02:07,840 --> 00:02:09,700 Let's face it, we don't stand a chance. 21 00:02:09,701 --> 00:02:12,559 Willis, why you always got to look on the dark side of things? 22 00:02:12,560 --> 00:02:14,480 Look, first of all, you're out 15 grand. 23 00:02:14,600 --> 00:02:17,070 Your wife is going to kill you. Ain't that enough? 24 00:02:18,300 --> 00:02:20,380 Well, I'm glad you're enjoying yourself. 25 00:02:22,280 --> 00:02:26,760 May I remind you that this is all your fault? I know that, Willis, but look, 26 00:02:26,761 --> 00:02:29,239 we've got to trust him. What else are we going to do? I'll tell you what I'm 27 00:02:29,240 --> 00:02:32,359 going to do. I'm going to go in there and tell Helen the truth while I'm still 28 00:02:32,360 --> 00:02:33,980 young enough to get another wife. 29 00:02:36,650 --> 00:02:38,430 You can't tell her yet. Why not? 30 00:02:39,150 --> 00:02:43,270 Okay, first of all, what is the truth? Nothing but a lie that really happened. 31 00:02:43,770 --> 00:02:48,470 What? And a lie that really happened is just a lie on top of a lie. 32 00:02:48,750 --> 00:02:51,270 See, now, my way is just one lie. 33 00:02:51,730 --> 00:02:56,449 And you'd be surprised how many times in life that one little extra lie could 34 00:02:56,450 --> 00:02:59,150 make the difference between heaven or Helen. 35 00:03:02,590 --> 00:03:03,710 God, you're sick. 36 00:03:05,900 --> 00:03:06,980 You can't tell him now. 37 00:03:06,981 --> 00:03:10,319 He'll kill me. What am I going to do? You don't seem to understand. This is 38 00:03:10,320 --> 00:03:13,900 serious. I'm ruined. My life as we know it is finished. 39 00:03:14,140 --> 00:03:16,360 Helen, how are you? Oh, Helen, darling. 40 00:03:17,200 --> 00:03:19,180 Catching up on a little reading, are we? 41 00:03:19,460 --> 00:03:24,020 Tom, Louise is giving me so many ideas on how to decorate our new beach house. 42 00:03:24,900 --> 00:03:27,730 Isn't it great to be able to share all this with friends? 43 00:03:27,900 --> 00:03:32,499 Oh, it certainly is. And we share a lot with our friends, don't we, George, old 44 00:03:32,500 --> 00:03:33,550 buddy? 45 00:03:35,280 --> 00:03:38,880 Well, we've just been going over wallpaper designs for the bathroom. 46 00:03:39,220 --> 00:03:44,219 And, Helen, since it is a rustic home, the wagon wheel pattern would be just 47 00:03:44,220 --> 00:03:48,399 perfect. Yeah, I know exactly what you mean, Louise. But since the house is 48 00:03:48,400 --> 00:03:52,419 right on the beach, don't you think that maybe a nautical scene with little 49 00:03:52,420 --> 00:03:54,359 sailboats or something would be much better? 50 00:03:54,360 --> 00:03:55,319 What's that? 51 00:03:55,320 --> 00:03:56,370 Well... 52 00:03:56,880 --> 00:04:01,640 I don't know. Oh, now, wait a minute. I just can't stand to see you two arguing. 53 00:04:01,740 --> 00:04:06,259 Now, if this house is going to ruin your friendship, I think the only fair thing 54 00:04:06,260 --> 00:04:09,780 to do is just call off the whole deal. Let's go upstairs, Helen. 55 00:04:12,180 --> 00:04:13,230 Isn't he darling? 56 00:04:13,820 --> 00:04:16,710 I think he's actually a little nervous, aren't you, Tom? 57 00:04:18,140 --> 00:04:19,190 Somewhat, yes. 58 00:04:19,191 --> 00:04:23,219 Well, don't you worry. You're going to feel much better once we get up to the 59 00:04:23,220 --> 00:04:24,270 Cape. Oh, yes. 60 00:04:24,460 --> 00:04:28,439 I don't know about that, Helen. You know, I mean, think about it. What do 61 00:04:28,440 --> 00:04:32,820 really know about Cape Cod, anyway? First of all, what is a cod? A fish, 62 00:04:33,760 --> 00:04:34,810 And what is a cape? 63 00:04:34,880 --> 00:04:36,990 It's that thing that Dracula used to wear. 64 00:04:37,500 --> 00:04:39,850 And we all know what kind of a guy he was, right? 65 00:04:39,851 --> 00:04:43,279 Now, think about it. Do you really want to live in a place that's named after a 66 00:04:43,280 --> 00:04:44,330 vampire fish? 67 00:04:45,360 --> 00:04:47,620 I know I would. 68 00:04:49,020 --> 00:04:52,720 Oh. Oh, Tom, is anything the matter? The matter? 69 00:04:53,020 --> 00:04:54,800 Who with? Oh, with me! 70 00:04:55,660 --> 00:04:57,700 Why not at all? I never felt better. 71 00:04:58,560 --> 00:05:04,419 15 G's, man. I'm telling you, 15 G's, man. I've never heard such funny stuff 72 00:05:04,420 --> 00:05:05,540 all my life. 73 00:05:13,400 --> 00:05:14,840 Who's Jimmy talking to? 74 00:05:15,360 --> 00:05:16,410 The weather. 75 00:05:18,540 --> 00:05:21,540 What's 15 G's got to do with the weather? 76 00:05:22,010 --> 00:05:24,630 That's the nautical term for 15 ganats, Louise. 77 00:05:27,670 --> 00:05:28,750 Well, come on, Louise. 78 00:05:28,751 --> 00:05:31,909 Let's finish looking at these pamphlets. I really think that we should go... No, 79 00:05:31,910 --> 00:05:34,130 no, no. Wagon wheel. Wagon wheel. 80 00:05:34,470 --> 00:05:38,449 George, I'm in a real bind now. What am I going to do? I don't know. I'd go to 81 00:05:38,450 --> 00:05:39,500 wagon wheels myself. 82 00:05:40,750 --> 00:05:43,700 Don't worry about it, man. We're going to get the money back. 83 00:05:43,830 --> 00:05:45,890 Oh, we're not going to get the money back. 84 00:05:46,310 --> 00:05:50,289 Oh, as big as Los Angeles is, there's no way we're going to find West and 85 00:05:50,290 --> 00:05:52,820 Tyndall. It'd be like asking for a miracle. 86 00:05:53,060 --> 00:05:54,600 I found them. 87 00:05:55,120 --> 00:05:56,170 Thank you. 88 00:05:58,200 --> 00:06:03,479 Well, the details are a little sketchy, but Wes and Tyndall caught flight 1117 89 00:06:03,480 --> 00:06:07,459 out of Kennedy about two and a half hours ago and are due to arrive in Los 90 00:06:07,460 --> 00:06:12,359 Angeles International Airport at approximately 7 or 8 p .m. Pacific 91 00:06:12,360 --> 00:06:18,559 Time. Now, fortunately for us... The two gentlemen reside at a residential hotel 92 00:06:18,560 --> 00:06:23,579 called the Newport, which is located on Oak and Newport near downtown Los 93 00:06:23,580 --> 00:06:29,119 Angeles, room 616. And even more fortunately for us, the room right next 94 00:06:29,120 --> 00:06:33,240 has been vacant for five days. Now, that's $5 ,500, right? 95 00:06:33,580 --> 00:06:34,630 Right. 96 00:06:34,780 --> 00:06:36,380 Because Mrs. 97 00:06:36,660 --> 00:06:40,619 Estelle Parks, the woman who lived there, moved to Santa Fe because of her 98 00:06:40,620 --> 00:06:44,219 asthma. I'm sorry it took so long, fellas, but my cousin has a stop and 99 00:06:44,220 --> 00:06:45,270 his meatloaf. 100 00:06:46,169 --> 00:06:48,970 Your cousin can do all this, plus a whole lot more. 101 00:06:49,370 --> 00:06:52,260 Hey, man, he used to do this all the time before he retired. 102 00:06:52,610 --> 00:06:55,110 And guess what? He's better than me. 103 00:06:56,450 --> 00:06:59,810 By the way, next time, put your wallet in your front pocket. 104 00:07:01,730 --> 00:07:03,730 Wow. Well, this cousin must be great. 105 00:07:03,731 --> 00:07:06,749 Oh, this is wonderful, George. Now we can tell the police. Wait a minute, 106 00:07:06,750 --> 00:07:09,329 Willard. You can't call the police. The women are finer. Remember what that cop 107 00:07:09,330 --> 00:07:12,609 told us? He said there's nothing they can do. Yes, but I... Helen, there you 108 00:07:12,610 --> 00:07:13,660 again, darling. 109 00:07:15,020 --> 00:07:19,120 Jimmy, you're off the phone. I guess Tom told you all about our new beach house. 110 00:07:19,121 --> 00:07:23,039 Well, Miss Willis, the way he's been talking, I probably know more about it 111 00:07:23,040 --> 00:07:24,090 you do. 112 00:07:26,580 --> 00:07:29,680 Come on, Helen. Let's show Tom the furniture. Oh. 113 00:07:30,060 --> 00:07:35,540 Well, Tom, Louise and I found this new living room set. Look. 114 00:07:36,080 --> 00:07:39,240 Well, it's pretty expensive, but what do you think? 115 00:07:39,640 --> 00:07:41,840 Well, how about this, sweetheart? 116 00:07:42,060 --> 00:07:47,399 If I say yes to this furniture, would you promise never, ever to be mad at me 117 00:07:47,400 --> 00:07:49,540 again? Oh, you know you can count on that. 118 00:07:49,820 --> 00:07:51,380 Well, then, buy out the catalog. 119 00:07:51,880 --> 00:07:53,780 But let's never forget this moment. 120 00:07:57,200 --> 00:08:02,799 George, when I think of what they're about to do, I can't help feeling a 121 00:08:02,800 --> 00:08:05,520 jealous. Don't worry, Weeds. You'll get over it. 122 00:08:09,140 --> 00:08:12,810 Tom, I just want to say something right here and now in front of everybody. 123 00:08:13,240 --> 00:08:15,580 Well, that puts you one up on me, sweetheart. 124 00:08:17,760 --> 00:08:22,180 I just want to say that my husband is a saint. 125 00:08:22,900 --> 00:08:26,699 Ever since the day we were first married, whenever I wanted to spend 126 00:08:26,700 --> 00:08:28,440 something frivolous, he'd stop me. 127 00:08:28,660 --> 00:08:34,019 He'd say, Helen, Helen, we have to save. We have to save for something we both 128 00:08:34,020 --> 00:08:35,070 really want. 129 00:08:35,740 --> 00:08:36,790 Oh, Tom. 130 00:08:36,840 --> 00:08:39,310 Tom, remember that day when I lost that $10 bill? 131 00:08:39,480 --> 00:08:41,160 Oh, that was nothing, sweetheart. 132 00:08:41,480 --> 00:08:43,440 Everyone loses a little money. 133 00:08:44,880 --> 00:08:49,740 Oh, but $10 is not a little money, Tom. I know that now. 134 00:08:49,960 --> 00:08:52,120 And you were right for making me squirm. 135 00:08:52,760 --> 00:08:58,180 Are you all right? 136 00:08:58,400 --> 00:08:59,450 Cigarette cough. 137 00:08:59,680 --> 00:09:00,730 Well, 138 00:09:02,920 --> 00:09:05,180 anyway, Tom, you had a dream. 139 00:09:05,960 --> 00:09:07,460 And here it is. 140 00:09:08,860 --> 00:09:10,420 Our dream house. 141 00:09:10,760 --> 00:09:12,880 Oh, well, at least by Monday it'll be ours. 142 00:09:13,660 --> 00:09:18,539 And the happiness that I feel today is because of, you know, I don't know quite 143 00:09:18,540 --> 00:09:23,160 how to put it. It's because of your financial genius. 144 00:09:25,440 --> 00:09:29,340 Thank you, Tom. 145 00:09:32,360 --> 00:09:34,080 It's almost like she knows. 146 00:09:38,030 --> 00:09:40,090 Oh, Tom, Tom, I'm happy too. 147 00:09:40,790 --> 00:09:44,520 And you know what I'm going to do right now? No, what are you going to do now? 148 00:09:44,970 --> 00:09:49,409 I am going to make that house a home that you can be proud of, no matter how 149 00:09:49,410 --> 00:09:50,460 much it costs. 150 00:09:52,210 --> 00:09:53,260 Well, 151 00:09:53,690 --> 00:09:54,740 come on, Louise. 152 00:09:54,970 --> 00:09:57,860 Let's go upstairs so I can order that furniture right now. 153 00:10:00,990 --> 00:10:03,830 They're quite a couple, aren't they? For now. 154 00:10:06,111 --> 00:10:12,959 Will you quit crying, Willis? Me and Jimmy don't have a beach house and we're 155 00:10:12,960 --> 00:10:13,919 taking it like men. 156 00:10:13,920 --> 00:10:14,980 Oh, you... Come on. 157 00:10:14,981 --> 00:10:19,739 Gentlemen, gentlemen, gentlemen, gentlemen, please. We've only got till 158 00:10:19,740 --> 00:10:22,099 and time's a waste. Oh, that's right, but what are we going to do? 159 00:10:22,100 --> 00:10:27,560 See, the way I figure it now, the first move that we should make is... 160 00:11:21,680 --> 00:11:25,470 the crooks are in Los Angeles. And by tonight, we'll be there with them. What? 161 00:11:30,200 --> 00:11:33,000 Los Angeles? 162 00:11:33,001 --> 00:11:36,919 We're going to Los Angeles? Well, that's where your money is, isn't it? Come on, 163 00:11:36,920 --> 00:11:40,410 Willard. I want Tyndall and that coward West every bit as much as you do. 164 00:11:40,540 --> 00:11:42,590 Hold on a minute. You say West is a coward? 165 00:11:42,591 --> 00:11:45,779 Yeah. You see, that stuff's good to know. My cousin can use that kind of 166 00:11:45,780 --> 00:11:47,299 when he gets to playing together. 167 00:11:47,300 --> 00:11:48,920 Well, all right, George. We'll go. 168 00:11:48,921 --> 00:11:53,079 But I want you to understand one thing. Since this whole thing is your fault, 169 00:11:53,080 --> 00:11:54,579 you're going to pay for everything. 170 00:11:54,580 --> 00:11:58,520 Everything we need to pull this off, including the airline tickets. 171 00:11:58,521 --> 00:11:59,999 That could cost a fortune. 172 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:01,050 So will traction. 173 00:12:03,100 --> 00:12:04,150 Okay. 174 00:12:05,170 --> 00:12:08,720 He's out one life savings. He starts treating his best friend like dirt. 175 00:12:08,721 --> 00:12:12,769 Okay, now, Mr. Jefferson, as soon as you get the tickets, give me a call so I 176 00:12:12,770 --> 00:12:16,189 can let my cousin know when to expect us. He'll already be at West Nintendo's 177 00:12:16,190 --> 00:12:19,249 hotel getting things together, you know, setting things up. In other words, 178 00:12:19,250 --> 00:12:20,389 spending my money, right? 179 00:12:20,390 --> 00:12:23,220 Oh, wait a minute, George. I have some cost saving for you. 180 00:12:23,650 --> 00:12:28,149 Now, let's see. Now, Jimmy will need one round -trip ticket, but you and I will 181 00:12:28,150 --> 00:12:29,470 only need one -way tickets. 182 00:12:29,790 --> 00:12:30,890 Why one -way for us? 183 00:12:31,210 --> 00:12:35,649 Well, it makes sense. If the plan fails, I'll have no reason to come back, and 184 00:12:35,650 --> 00:12:36,700 you'll be dead. 185 00:12:38,630 --> 00:12:39,680 Come on, come on. 186 00:12:39,750 --> 00:12:44,989 And get moving, right? Now, I'll wait for your call, then I will meet you at 187 00:12:44,990 --> 00:12:49,589 airport, okay? Now, Tom, dig this, man. As soon as we get your money together, I 188 00:12:49,590 --> 00:12:53,370 got a sure way that you can double it. Man, have you ever heard of uranium? 189 00:12:55,670 --> 00:12:56,870 Uranium? Yeah, uranium. 190 00:12:57,210 --> 00:12:58,450 Oh, well, it sounds good. 191 00:13:01,880 --> 00:13:02,960 Can I come in now? 192 00:13:03,280 --> 00:13:04,340 Hey, Flora. 193 00:13:05,260 --> 00:13:09,760 Look, Flora, I just wanted to apologize to you for about the way I acted before, 194 00:13:09,761 --> 00:13:12,619 you know, but sometimes top executives like ourselves get a little 195 00:13:12,620 --> 00:13:14,779 overprotective about our work, you understand? 196 00:13:14,780 --> 00:13:16,839 Of course, I'm sure this is all over your head. 197 00:13:16,840 --> 00:13:18,060 Oh, no, I understand. 198 00:13:18,380 --> 00:13:19,430 Oh, good. 199 00:13:20,440 --> 00:13:25,539 I also understand that if you and Jimmy don't get Mr. Willis' money back from 200 00:13:25,540 --> 00:13:27,980 Weston Tindall in Los Angeles by Monday... 201 00:13:27,981 --> 00:13:31,919 that the only way you're going to stay a top executive is if they bury you on 202 00:13:31,920 --> 00:13:32,970 top of a bottom one. 203 00:13:37,780 --> 00:13:42,339 Will you quit worrying, Willis? So Florence knows, I'm telling you, I made 204 00:13:42,340 --> 00:13:43,660 promise to keep it a secret. 205 00:13:43,661 --> 00:13:47,419 And deep down, Florence is probably one of the most faithful, trustworthy, and 206 00:13:47,420 --> 00:13:48,680 dependable people I know. 207 00:13:48,800 --> 00:13:50,380 So how much is it costing you? 208 00:13:51,400 --> 00:13:52,450 $250. 209 00:13:55,530 --> 00:13:59,469 confident his plan's gonna work. Who knows? We could be back home way before 210 00:13:59,470 --> 00:14:02,070 Monday. Well, I just hope it's a cheap plan. 211 00:14:02,071 --> 00:14:05,989 We ain't even got to Los Angeles yet, and already our MasterCard's man of the 212 00:14:05,990 --> 00:14:07,040 year. 213 00:14:07,910 --> 00:14:12,649 I have already told him to keep his expenses down to the bare necessities, 214 00:14:12,650 --> 00:14:17,569 if we can do it, he can do it. Thanks, Jimmy. No problem. Say, stewardess, may 215 00:14:17,570 --> 00:14:19,490 have another ounce of caviar, please? 216 00:14:35,280 --> 00:14:38,120 you're a genius. He's a genius. The guy can do anything. 217 00:14:40,800 --> 00:14:41,850 Hey, 218 00:14:42,880 --> 00:14:45,050 does anybody know how to hang a shower rod? 219 00:14:46,780 --> 00:14:47,830 Uh -oh. 220 00:14:48,400 --> 00:14:52,660 Hey, Cubs. Hey, how are you? How you doing? Hey, look here. This is Tom 221 00:14:52,700 --> 00:14:56,599 the guy you are helping. Mr. Willis. And this is George Jefferson, the guy 222 00:14:56,600 --> 00:14:57,650 you're breaking. 223 00:14:58,460 --> 00:15:00,020 Hey, Cubs, how's things going? 224 00:15:00,440 --> 00:15:02,490 Well, as you can see, everything is fine. 225 00:15:02,790 --> 00:15:05,500 Like I told you, West and Tyndall in the room next door. 226 00:15:05,501 --> 00:15:09,189 Now, they happened to leave a few minutes ago, so I had a chance to go in 227 00:15:09,190 --> 00:15:14,469 and find a little bug, intercept their phone calls, and rewire their television 228 00:15:14,470 --> 00:15:17,530 set so I can short it out right here. 229 00:15:18,010 --> 00:15:21,610 You see, I told you he was great ever since we were kids. He was great. Hey, 230 00:15:21,710 --> 00:15:25,590 man, tell them about the junior high school science fair. No, no, man, 231 00:15:25,690 --> 00:15:30,579 look. Ten years old, and the boy blacks out the entire tri -state area. for 232 00:15:30,580 --> 00:15:31,660 seven minutes. 233 00:15:33,520 --> 00:15:35,160 Well, what did you get for that? 234 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:37,050 Expelled. 235 00:15:37,720 --> 00:15:41,999 Hey, don't let anybody tell you different. Con Edison has absolutely no 236 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:46,119 humor. And neither do I. And I ain't got the money to prepare for no hotel room 237 00:15:46,120 --> 00:15:48,890 that this guy chooses to decorate like some launch pad. 238 00:15:49,200 --> 00:15:51,250 And how do I know he can even do anything? 239 00:15:52,180 --> 00:15:55,340 Well, Mr. Jefferson, I guess you'll just have to trust me. 240 00:15:56,470 --> 00:15:58,820 After all, I've done this kind of thing before. 241 00:15:59,110 --> 00:16:02,540 Well, how am I supposed to know that? How do I know you ain't just some 242 00:16:03,110 --> 00:16:05,410 Because I already own a beach house. 243 00:16:07,990 --> 00:16:11,540 Well, look, we know where West and Tyndall are. Why don't we just go next 244 00:16:11,541 --> 00:16:13,969 beat the hell out of them, take our money back, and beat the hell out of 245 00:16:13,970 --> 00:16:15,020 some more? 246 00:16:16,410 --> 00:16:18,130 The money isn't there. 247 00:16:19,210 --> 00:16:20,370 They put it in the bank. 248 00:16:20,371 --> 00:16:21,589 How do you know? 249 00:16:21,590 --> 00:16:24,420 I heard them say that over the speaker when they got back. 250 00:16:25,560 --> 00:16:30,659 The, uh, cheap speaker that showed it out before I could find out which bank 251 00:16:30,660 --> 00:16:32,460 they put it in. Oh, no. 252 00:16:33,180 --> 00:16:34,700 Well, that's that, I guess. 253 00:16:34,701 --> 00:16:38,779 Because if the money's in the bank and tonight is Thursday night, that leaves 254 00:16:38,780 --> 00:16:41,380 only one full working day before the deadline. 255 00:16:41,640 --> 00:16:46,039 Now, now, now, gentlemen, all is not lost. I've known my cousin for a whole 256 00:16:46,040 --> 00:16:48,020 of years and he always has a plan. 257 00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:51,560 You do have a plan, don't you, cousin? 258 00:16:53,099 --> 00:16:55,820 Yes, I do. And don't call me cuz. 259 00:16:56,880 --> 00:17:00,490 Well, are you going to tell us the plan or do we have to pay extra for that? 260 00:17:01,780 --> 00:17:05,160 Mr. Jefferson, have you ever heard of the term Armageddon? 261 00:17:05,839 --> 00:17:06,889 Yeah. 262 00:17:07,140 --> 00:17:09,579 Well... The end of the world. 263 00:17:10,180 --> 00:17:11,460 Right. So, go on. 264 00:17:11,839 --> 00:17:16,078 Well, you see, the plan is very simple. What we do is we convince West and 265 00:17:16,079 --> 00:17:19,260 Tyndall that it's coming sooner than it really is. 266 00:17:36,620 --> 00:17:39,030 Cousin, can I speak to you for a minute, please? 267 00:17:39,031 --> 00:17:44,259 I have told you before, don't call me cousin. Every time you call me cousin, 268 00:17:44,260 --> 00:17:48,600 want something. I call you cousin because our mothers are sisters. Now, 269 00:17:48,780 --> 00:17:52,659 what is all of this Armageddon stuff, man? I told you I got five big ones on 270 00:17:52,660 --> 00:17:54,950 line here. My old lady needs a new pair of shoes. 271 00:17:55,160 --> 00:17:56,210 The rent is due. 272 00:17:56,211 --> 00:18:00,019 Corn Ellison's going to turn off my lights, and you know they ain't got no 273 00:18:00,020 --> 00:18:01,070 of humor. 274 00:18:02,410 --> 00:18:06,250 Trust me. Trust me? You know how many babies been born on account of trust me? 275 00:18:11,890 --> 00:18:12,940 Mm -hmm. 276 00:18:13,770 --> 00:18:15,470 One more than should have been. 277 00:18:18,250 --> 00:18:23,230 Okay. Me and Will have been talking, and we decided that A, I should kill you. 278 00:18:23,850 --> 00:18:25,450 B, we should go home. 279 00:18:26,190 --> 00:18:28,670 C, I should kill you, and then we should go home. 280 00:18:29,350 --> 00:18:30,400 Or D. 281 00:18:30,590 --> 00:18:33,010 We should hear you out, then kill you and go home. 282 00:18:34,790 --> 00:18:36,110 Now, I don't need this, man. 283 00:18:36,111 --> 00:18:38,689 Now, my mother called me this morning and asked me to help you. Now, I tell 284 00:18:38,690 --> 00:18:41,709 this is the last time. Do you understand what I'm saying? Do you understand me? 285 00:18:41,710 --> 00:18:44,749 You're right in the head, man. Y 'all got a problem with my cousin's plan or 286 00:18:44,750 --> 00:18:45,800 something? 287 00:18:48,590 --> 00:18:49,770 What end of the world? 288 00:18:50,010 --> 00:18:51,690 Why should that be a problem to me? 289 00:18:51,691 --> 00:18:55,229 I mean, what could it cost me? Maybe three or four billion dollars for the 290 00:18:55,230 --> 00:18:56,280 wave? 291 00:18:56,330 --> 00:18:58,310 A trillion or two to sink the continent? 292 00:18:58,311 --> 00:19:01,729 In fact, why, yeah, why don't you just take out a dollar and buy yourself a 293 00:19:01,730 --> 00:19:02,780 Coke? 294 00:19:03,870 --> 00:19:10,349 Mr. Jefferson, what you fail to realize is the basic principle of 295 00:19:10,350 --> 00:19:12,830 every crime is simple. 296 00:19:13,850 --> 00:19:19,430 Illusion. You make the victim believe what you want him to believe. 297 00:19:19,630 --> 00:19:20,890 Hey, because that's deep. 298 00:19:23,670 --> 00:19:24,870 And you can do that. 299 00:19:25,240 --> 00:19:26,290 Of course I can. 300 00:19:26,320 --> 00:19:30,760 I've blown up the world lots of times. Mr. Jefferson, have a little faith. 301 00:19:31,140 --> 00:19:32,190 Now, come on, cut. 302 00:19:32,320 --> 00:19:33,760 Tell us what we do first, then. 303 00:19:33,920 --> 00:19:34,970 All right. 304 00:19:35,080 --> 00:19:39,800 Now, when I flick this switch, it'll scramble the TV in their room. 305 00:19:40,200 --> 00:19:44,519 Now, they will call downstairs to the manager's desk, but the phone will ring 306 00:19:44,520 --> 00:19:45,570 here. 307 00:19:45,571 --> 00:19:48,419 I'll let you know the rest when you get back. 308 00:19:48,420 --> 00:19:49,560 Back? Back from where? 309 00:19:49,820 --> 00:19:50,870 Hollywood. 310 00:19:50,871 --> 00:19:54,169 There's a friend of mine who owns a prop house there, and we need a few things. 311 00:19:54,170 --> 00:19:56,640 Now, Mr. Willis and Mr. Jefferson can do that alone. 312 00:19:56,790 --> 00:19:58,690 What about me? Where do I get to go? 313 00:19:59,090 --> 00:20:00,140 El Segundo. 314 00:20:01,830 --> 00:20:03,570 Beautiful, and me without a camera. 315 00:20:04,790 --> 00:20:07,800 Jimmy, you know I can't trust you in Hollywood. You know that. 316 00:20:07,801 --> 00:20:11,629 The last time he went to Hollywood, he got busted for trying to sell the 317 00:20:11,630 --> 00:20:14,280 tourists their own little stars for the Walk of Fame. 318 00:20:14,610 --> 00:20:15,660 I mean, he did. 319 00:20:16,140 --> 00:20:21,299 In fact, he went so far as to have small yellow bills of sale drawn up in 320 00:20:21,300 --> 00:20:24,900 everything. He did all of that, didn't you, Chick? 321 00:20:30,180 --> 00:20:32,200 It's a disease, man. I need help. 322 00:20:36,100 --> 00:20:38,560 All right, gentlemen, is everybody set? 323 00:20:38,561 --> 00:20:39,779 Yeah, I'm ready. 324 00:20:39,780 --> 00:20:40,830 Let's go for it. 325 00:20:41,020 --> 00:20:42,520 I've always wanted to say that. 326 00:20:45,960 --> 00:20:47,040 All right, now listen. 327 00:20:47,540 --> 00:20:49,040 They're watching television. 328 00:20:51,040 --> 00:20:54,460 No, really, I would have made one heck of a football player. 329 00:20:54,940 --> 00:20:55,990 That's West. 330 00:20:56,320 --> 00:21:00,080 Hey, we keep on doing what we're doing, and you can own your own team. 331 00:21:00,420 --> 00:21:01,540 And that's tender. 332 00:21:04,420 --> 00:21:10,839 And there's the pass, and it's intercepted. Frankly, folks, I could 333 00:21:10,840 --> 00:21:12,220 a better pass myself. 334 00:21:13,130 --> 00:21:14,490 Is he in on this, too? 335 00:21:15,410 --> 00:21:19,850 Hey, Tyndall, you think there's any chance we're going to get busted, man? 336 00:21:20,210 --> 00:21:22,190 By who? The cops can't touch us. 337 00:21:22,810 --> 00:21:24,950 Certainly not by that bozo we ripped off. 338 00:21:24,951 --> 00:21:29,769 Why, those arrogant two -faced... Well, it was pretty stupid, Willis. Yeah, but 339 00:21:29,770 --> 00:21:30,910 what about Jefferson? 340 00:21:31,630 --> 00:21:33,070 He's an even bigger bozo. 341 00:21:35,090 --> 00:21:38,220 Well, gentlemen, as they say back on Broadway, it's showtime. 342 00:21:38,690 --> 00:21:39,750 Hey, what happened? 343 00:21:40,110 --> 00:21:41,160 I don't know. 344 00:21:41,830 --> 00:21:44,750 The TV just went dead. Oh, come on. I wanted to see that game. 345 00:21:45,850 --> 00:21:48,080 They should be calling over here any minute. 346 00:21:48,210 --> 00:21:49,260 You sure? 347 00:21:52,430 --> 00:21:53,480 Reasonably. 348 00:21:54,550 --> 00:21:55,770 Hello, manager's desk. 349 00:21:56,550 --> 00:21:58,370 No, I'm sorry you got called away. 350 00:21:58,650 --> 00:22:00,390 Is there something I can do for you? 351 00:22:00,710 --> 00:22:01,760 I see. 352 00:22:01,990 --> 00:22:04,070 The TV's set in room 616. 353 00:22:05,330 --> 00:22:07,030 Fine, I'll send somebody right up. 354 00:22:07,250 --> 00:22:08,300 You got it. 355 00:22:08,990 --> 00:22:10,730 See, I told you he was great. 356 00:22:10,731 --> 00:22:14,529 All right, gentlemen, now the directions to the prop house and the list are 357 00:22:14,530 --> 00:22:17,509 right over here next to the keys to my van. Now, I suggest that you hurry, 358 00:22:17,510 --> 00:22:19,730 because it's going to be a long night. 359 00:22:20,010 --> 00:22:21,630 Well, how much does the van cost? 360 00:22:24,790 --> 00:22:27,050 Necessities, Mr. Jefferson, necessities. 361 00:22:27,430 --> 00:22:29,630 Oh, this is our list. One desk, paint. 362 00:22:30,370 --> 00:22:33,020 Brushes, three -stage, but I told you, necessities. 363 00:22:33,350 --> 00:22:36,310 One light, preferably airy, chardonnay. 364 00:22:37,310 --> 00:22:38,810 I'm having fish for dinner. 365 00:22:41,750 --> 00:22:44,460 Come on, George, you've got to admit, he got you there. 366 00:22:44,950 --> 00:22:46,270 Okay, everybody, let's go. 367 00:22:46,271 --> 00:22:50,229 Say, by the way, I've never been to El Segundo. Do you know if they have their 368 00:22:50,230 --> 00:22:51,280 own walk of fame? 369 00:22:51,931 --> 00:22:59,279 Now, wait a minute, George. Are you sure that Florence can be trusted to keep 370 00:22:59,280 --> 00:23:01,919 her mouth shut about all of this? Look, Willis, I've known the woman for ten 371 00:23:01,920 --> 00:23:05,419 years. For the right amount of money, wild horses couldn't drag a word out of 372 00:23:05,420 --> 00:23:08,599 her. And then when this cousin of Jimmy's told them they had to go to Los 373 00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:09,650 to get the money. 374 00:23:11,260 --> 00:23:14,810 Well, child, they flew out of here this afternoon like bats out of hell. 375 00:23:17,100 --> 00:23:18,980 But $15 ,000? 376 00:23:19,500 --> 00:23:22,280 Now, Helen, this is no time to fall apart. 377 00:23:22,480 --> 00:23:23,640 We have to be calm. 378 00:23:24,170 --> 00:23:25,220 Stay composed. 379 00:23:25,610 --> 00:23:27,830 Then ring their necks. 380 00:23:29,950 --> 00:23:31,150 $15 ,000! 381 00:23:31,890 --> 00:23:34,240 Now, wait a minute, y 'all. I promise not to tell. 382 00:23:36,450 --> 00:23:40,309 Now, even when I found this piece of paper that said exactly where they was 383 00:23:40,310 --> 00:23:42,050 going, I wasn't going to tell y 'all. 384 00:23:42,570 --> 00:23:45,790 But there was two things that just kept nagging my conscience. 385 00:23:45,791 --> 00:23:47,039 Now, Helen. 386 00:23:47,040 --> 00:23:51,360 Tom and George could really get hurt out there. That was number one. 387 00:23:52,180 --> 00:23:53,860 So what are we going to do, Louise? 388 00:23:54,100 --> 00:23:59,019 Well, what else can we do? We are flying to Los Angeles. Come on. And that was 389 00:23:59,020 --> 00:24:00,070 number two. 390 00:24:33,271 --> 00:24:35,369 Hmm. 391 00:24:35,370 --> 00:24:39,920 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 33404

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