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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:07,740 Well, we're moving on up, moving on up, to the top, moving on up, to the deep. 2 00:01:11,761 --> 00:01:13,809 for a change. 3 00:01:13,810 --> 00:01:15,310 Let's go see a wrestling match. 4 00:01:15,790 --> 00:01:16,840 Forget it, George. 5 00:01:17,030 --> 00:01:18,710 Those matches aren't even real. 6 00:01:19,370 --> 00:01:23,550 Every time one guy pins another guy, the referee counts one, two. 7 00:01:23,551 --> 00:01:27,329 Then the guy in the bottom kicks his legs up in the air. The guy on top goes 8 00:01:27,330 --> 00:01:29,970 flying off of him. And you don't see the art in that? 9 00:01:31,850 --> 00:01:34,830 He's just using his opponent's body weight against him. 10 00:01:35,730 --> 00:01:36,780 I'll show you. 11 00:01:37,270 --> 00:01:41,129 You pin me. I'll use your body weight against you. God knows it's an awesome 12 00:01:41,130 --> 00:01:42,180 weapon. 13 00:01:42,421 --> 00:01:49,589 I'm going to lay down here, and I want you to lower yourself on me easily. We 14 00:01:49,590 --> 00:01:51,270 don't want to wind up in the garage. 15 00:01:53,350 --> 00:01:54,870 Well, okay. 16 00:01:55,790 --> 00:01:56,840 Okay, pin me. 17 00:01:57,690 --> 00:01:58,740 I'll count to three. 18 00:02:31,910 --> 00:02:35,520 That's Reverend Taylor at the door. What should I tell him you're doing? 19 00:02:37,650 --> 00:02:42,070 You can just make up an excuse for Willis because he probably won't even 20 00:03:04,170 --> 00:03:05,220 as in short stack. 21 00:03:05,221 --> 00:03:11,009 Oh, this is a pleasant surprise. Oh, yeah. Well, when you weren't at home, I 22 00:03:11,010 --> 00:03:12,309 figured you'd be down here. 23 00:03:12,310 --> 00:03:13,360 Hey, is Ma around? 24 00:03:13,361 --> 00:03:15,469 Oh, she's out shopping with Louise. Why? 25 00:03:15,470 --> 00:03:17,869 Oh, it's just something I want to talk to her about, but it can wait. 26 00:03:17,870 --> 00:03:20,669 Oh, look, if you've got a problem, who better to talk to than us? 27 00:03:20,670 --> 00:03:21,720 What? 28 00:03:22,170 --> 00:03:23,220 I'll wait for Ma. 29 00:03:23,221 --> 00:03:27,729 Is there anything I can do, Jenny? Oh, no, thank you. Yeah, there is something 30 00:03:27,730 --> 00:03:30,920 you can do. No, but you'd probably find your way back home anyway. 31 00:03:33,260 --> 00:03:35,660 It is impossible to lose my way home. 32 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:39,700 Everywhere I go, they say, I know you. You work for that idiot in 12D. 33 00:03:43,680 --> 00:03:47,460 Well, now, sweetheart, if you've got a problem, you can tell us. 34 00:03:47,461 --> 00:03:51,659 Well, actually, it's something I feel a little more comfortable talking about to 35 00:03:51,660 --> 00:03:52,459 another woman. 36 00:03:52,460 --> 00:03:54,439 What are you talking about? We just like women. 37 00:03:54,440 --> 00:03:55,720 Except we know things. 38 00:03:57,600 --> 00:03:59,440 Yes, give us a chance to help. 39 00:03:59,720 --> 00:04:03,849 Well, I don't know. Every time... I come to you to, you interrupt me, and then 40 00:04:03,850 --> 00:04:06,749 you give me solutions before I can explain what the problem is. 41 00:04:06,750 --> 00:04:09,870 Well, not this time. Yeah, we promised to hear you out. Yeah. 42 00:04:10,270 --> 00:04:11,320 Well, okay. 43 00:04:11,970 --> 00:04:13,960 Okay, the thing is... How much do you need? 44 00:04:15,510 --> 00:04:16,850 You did it again. 45 00:04:17,230 --> 00:04:18,810 Well, you need money, right? No. 46 00:04:19,470 --> 00:04:22,120 George, now wait a minute. We promised to hear her out. 47 00:04:22,270 --> 00:04:24,620 Thank you, Danny. Then we'll give her the money. 48 00:04:25,670 --> 00:04:26,720 Go ahead, Danny. 49 00:04:27,190 --> 00:04:28,510 Oh, I'll wait for Mama. 50 00:04:28,910 --> 00:04:30,810 Look. They get their money from us. 51 00:04:37,090 --> 00:04:38,140 Hi, 52 00:04:38,630 --> 00:04:39,680 everybody. 53 00:04:40,390 --> 00:04:41,440 Finally. 54 00:04:42,470 --> 00:04:45,030 Oh, Jenny, where is my beautiful granddaughter? 55 00:04:45,670 --> 00:04:46,930 She's with the sitter, Ma. 56 00:04:47,270 --> 00:04:51,669 Now, look, I have a bit of a problem. I've been trying to explain this, but 57 00:04:51,670 --> 00:04:53,930 Daddy and Mr. Jefferson don't understand. 58 00:04:54,430 --> 00:04:55,870 Well, you know men. 59 00:04:56,530 --> 00:04:57,650 How much do you need? 60 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:04,720 I can't believe you didn't offer Jenny money. I don't need money. 61 00:05:04,721 --> 00:05:06,859 Well, you see, how could you be so insensitive? 62 00:05:06,860 --> 00:05:09,899 Jenny does not need money. Now, will you be quiet and let the woman finish 63 00:05:09,900 --> 00:05:10,950 talking? 64 00:05:11,340 --> 00:05:12,390 Go ahead, Jenny. 65 00:05:14,940 --> 00:05:19,580 Well, I mean, the thing is that, like, I want to do a little more with my life. 66 00:05:19,620 --> 00:05:23,340 And, well, I'm thinking about taking a job. 67 00:05:23,580 --> 00:05:24,840 You got a job. 68 00:05:25,080 --> 00:05:28,820 Oh, Jenny, you sold your fashion design. 69 00:05:29,960 --> 00:05:31,160 Uh, no, not exactly. 70 00:05:31,680 --> 00:05:34,660 Oh, well, is it fashion merchandising? 71 00:05:34,980 --> 00:05:36,480 Uh -uh, no, not quite. 72 00:05:37,040 --> 00:05:38,090 Fashion sales? 73 00:05:38,660 --> 00:05:39,710 Not really. 74 00:05:40,480 --> 00:05:46,900 Oh, whatever it is, I know your new job is fascinating, exciting, and fun. 75 00:05:47,400 --> 00:05:48,480 What is it? 76 00:05:48,920 --> 00:05:52,780 A file clerk for the Bureau of Public Works. 77 00:05:53,540 --> 00:05:58,300 Well, of all the works in the world, public ones are the most fun. 78 00:05:58,301 --> 00:06:03,989 I thought you wanted to be a fashion designer. Look, I do, but nobody seems 79 00:06:03,990 --> 00:06:07,849 want to take a chance on me. And with Lionel in Japan, the baby not needing me 80 00:06:07,850 --> 00:06:12,929 as much, I just want to feel like I'm doing something worthwhile with my life. 81 00:06:12,930 --> 00:06:14,310 mean, anything worthwhile. 82 00:06:14,690 --> 00:06:17,650 Look, haven't you ever felt unfulfilled? 83 00:06:17,910 --> 00:06:19,010 Oh, I have. 84 00:06:19,330 --> 00:06:21,010 I always wanted to be an astronaut. 85 00:06:22,530 --> 00:06:24,530 But I already had a job as a publisher. 86 00:06:29,320 --> 00:06:33,279 So you're just going to give up on fashion designing? Well, Mom, let's just 87 00:06:33,280 --> 00:06:34,330 that it gave up on me. 88 00:06:34,560 --> 00:06:36,600 Oh, don't get discouraged, Jenny. 89 00:06:37,360 --> 00:06:39,800 Things turn around fast in this world. 90 00:06:39,801 --> 00:06:40,959 That's right. 91 00:06:40,960 --> 00:06:43,900 Hey, this could be somebody right now to help you out. 92 00:06:45,080 --> 00:06:47,220 Hi, I'm Hugo. Remember me? 93 00:06:47,700 --> 00:06:50,470 Hugo, of course I remember you. What are you doing here? 94 00:06:50,480 --> 00:06:53,310 Sorry to interrupt while you're having such a good time. 95 00:06:53,311 --> 00:06:54,539 We're not having a good time. 96 00:06:54,540 --> 00:06:56,220 Oh, then I fit right in. 97 00:06:58,990 --> 00:07:00,040 Hi, Mrs. Jefferson. 98 00:07:00,290 --> 00:07:01,340 Remember me? 99 00:07:01,690 --> 00:07:03,950 Oh, I could never forget you, Hugo. 100 00:07:04,570 --> 00:07:05,620 I'm flattered. 101 00:07:07,070 --> 00:07:10,230 Tom, Helen, Jenny, this is our friend Hugo. 102 00:07:10,650 --> 00:07:11,770 How do you do? 103 00:07:12,030 --> 00:07:14,650 Hi. Hugo was George's bodyguard. 104 00:07:15,030 --> 00:07:17,430 Oh, I've heard a lot about you. 105 00:07:17,930 --> 00:07:18,980 Oh, good, I hope. 106 00:07:19,430 --> 00:07:20,480 Some. 107 00:07:20,930 --> 00:07:23,470 I wish I could say the same about you. 108 00:07:28,520 --> 00:07:32,799 I was kind of hoping to talk to Mr. Jefferson alone. Maybe this isn't a good 109 00:07:32,800 --> 00:07:34,580 time. Oh, no, no, Hugo. Stay. 110 00:07:34,860 --> 00:07:35,910 I mean, sit. 111 00:07:36,080 --> 00:07:38,780 I mean, we'll go in the kitchen. 112 00:07:39,320 --> 00:07:40,370 Oh. 113 00:07:40,560 --> 00:07:42,500 Come on. Make yourself at home. 114 00:07:42,740 --> 00:07:43,790 Thanks. 115 00:07:46,360 --> 00:07:50,479 That's quite a little lady you got there, which is a natural segue into my 116 00:07:50,480 --> 00:07:52,880 problem. Uh -oh, uh -oh. Sit down, Hugo. 117 00:07:53,280 --> 00:07:54,330 Lay it on me. 118 00:07:54,331 --> 00:07:57,149 Any problem of yours is a problem of mine. Remember that. 119 00:07:57,150 --> 00:07:58,450 Thanks. I really mean it. 120 00:07:58,970 --> 00:08:03,610 Thanks. First of all, Mr. Jefferson, do you know what today is? 121 00:08:04,130 --> 00:08:05,180 Tuesday. 122 00:08:05,410 --> 00:08:06,810 Tuesday. Thanks. 123 00:08:09,550 --> 00:08:11,690 Anyway, here's my promise. 124 00:08:13,090 --> 00:08:16,590 Have you ever read a book called The Heart is a Lonely Hunter? 125 00:08:17,210 --> 00:08:18,690 No. Me neither. 126 00:08:19,210 --> 00:08:23,309 But I was putting its headlock on this guy, and the copy of the book fell out 127 00:08:23,310 --> 00:08:26,810 his pocket, and suddenly I realized my heart is lonely. 128 00:08:26,811 --> 00:08:30,049 I didn't know that, Hugo. I didn't know your heart was lonely. 129 00:08:30,050 --> 00:08:31,100 Me neither. 130 00:08:31,130 --> 00:08:33,309 Of course, see, I got everything in life. 131 00:08:33,610 --> 00:08:37,270 I got a good job collecting for Vinnie's Easy Loan Company. 132 00:08:38,169 --> 00:08:42,010 I got a nice apartment next door to a guy with a bathroom. 133 00:08:45,670 --> 00:08:48,070 And I got good posture. 134 00:08:49,781 --> 00:08:55,109 You're looking for somebody to share all of this with, right? 135 00:08:55,110 --> 00:08:56,310 I knew you'd understand. 136 00:08:56,970 --> 00:08:59,870 This is the springtime of my 29th year. 137 00:09:00,470 --> 00:09:02,050 It's time for me to wed. 138 00:09:04,610 --> 00:09:08,729 Okay, Hugo, you're a great guy, and I'm happy for you, but can I ask you 139 00:09:08,730 --> 00:09:10,689 something? Why are you telling me all of this? 140 00:09:10,690 --> 00:09:12,670 Well, I'm not telling just you. 141 00:09:12,950 --> 00:09:15,070 I'm asking all my friends to help. 142 00:09:15,630 --> 00:09:17,570 It's kind of the buckshot theory. 143 00:09:18,190 --> 00:09:22,709 I figure you shoot enough buckshot into the air, and by and by, you're bound to 144 00:09:22,710 --> 00:09:23,760 bag a bird. 145 00:09:25,470 --> 00:09:30,150 Yeah. I got a shotgun down in the car if you need a visual aid. No, no, no. 146 00:09:32,110 --> 00:09:33,160 Hi, 147 00:09:33,950 --> 00:09:35,590 Hugo. Hi, Florence. 148 00:09:35,910 --> 00:09:36,960 Remember me? 149 00:09:42,030 --> 00:09:44,350 Yeah, that's why I used your name when I spoke. 150 00:09:45,250 --> 00:09:47,170 Yeah, but you could have meant anybody. 151 00:09:48,080 --> 00:09:51,390 No, as far as I'm concerned, Hugo, there can never be another Hugo. 152 00:09:52,480 --> 00:09:53,530 Really? 153 00:09:53,860 --> 00:09:54,910 I'm flattered. 154 00:09:55,840 --> 00:09:58,700 You know, I feel a real bond with you. 155 00:09:59,140 --> 00:10:01,840 So, I'd like to ask you something. 156 00:10:04,740 --> 00:10:05,790 What? 157 00:10:08,980 --> 00:10:12,900 What are you doing for the next 20 to 30 years? 158 00:10:16,940 --> 00:10:18,380 I'm waxing the kitchen floor. 159 00:10:19,960 --> 00:10:21,010 Oh. 160 00:10:21,660 --> 00:10:23,220 It must be plenty dirty. 161 00:10:24,340 --> 00:10:26,180 At least she's got a good excuse. 162 00:10:26,480 --> 00:10:28,710 You should have heard some of the other ones. 163 00:10:29,220 --> 00:10:31,750 Look, Hugo, back to this woman you're looking for. 164 00:10:31,880 --> 00:10:33,620 What are some of your preferences? 165 00:10:34,160 --> 00:10:38,840 Preferences? Yeah, you know, like age, height, weight, color of hair. 166 00:10:39,200 --> 00:10:40,420 Those all sound good. 167 00:10:46,790 --> 00:10:49,320 All you got to do is find a woman with a color of hair. 168 00:10:49,410 --> 00:10:51,410 Thanks. You're a good friend. 169 00:10:51,710 --> 00:10:55,320 Okay, now, look, when we find this woman, how can I get in touch with you? 170 00:10:55,370 --> 00:10:57,930 Well, there are two ways to reach me. Oh. 171 00:10:58,290 --> 00:11:01,790 You could borrow some money from Vinnie and not pay him back. 172 00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:05,710 Okay, what's the other way? 173 00:11:05,930 --> 00:11:07,250 Or give me a call. 174 00:11:07,570 --> 00:11:08,620 Oh, that sounds easy. 175 00:11:09,230 --> 00:11:10,450 I'll get my address book. 176 00:11:10,870 --> 00:11:15,790 Great. While you're out there, just remember what my mom always said. 177 00:11:16,380 --> 00:11:20,300 It's just as easy to marry a rich girl as a poor one. I heard that. 178 00:11:23,820 --> 00:11:25,380 Hi, I'm Hugo. 179 00:11:25,760 --> 00:11:26,810 Remember me? 180 00:11:27,040 --> 00:11:29,300 Oh, yeah. I just met you five minutes ago. 181 00:11:29,560 --> 00:11:32,640 Oh, sometimes I don't leave much of an impression. 182 00:11:32,940 --> 00:11:35,410 Oh, of course you do. You were a perfect gentleman. 183 00:11:35,411 --> 00:11:36,659 Thank you. 184 00:11:36,660 --> 00:11:37,760 What you got there? 185 00:11:38,260 --> 00:11:40,420 Oh, well, just some drawings. 186 00:11:40,780 --> 00:11:42,440 I used to be a fashion designer. 187 00:11:43,200 --> 00:11:46,060 Really? I worked in the fashion industry myself. 188 00:11:46,860 --> 00:11:47,910 Oh, really? 189 00:11:48,040 --> 00:11:51,460 Yeah. I broke a guy's nose in the garment district once. 190 00:11:56,400 --> 00:11:59,530 Well, there have been times when I felt like doing that myself. 191 00:12:00,360 --> 00:12:01,920 It's all in the follow -through. 192 00:12:03,200 --> 00:12:04,640 Can I see your drawings? 193 00:12:05,120 --> 00:12:06,170 Oh, sure. 194 00:12:06,580 --> 00:12:09,040 If you promise not to show me any of your work. 195 00:12:09,340 --> 00:12:10,390 It's a deal. 196 00:12:14,670 --> 00:12:15,720 These are good. 197 00:12:16,230 --> 00:12:20,770 I always adored culottes. 198 00:12:22,730 --> 00:12:24,590 You make a lot of money from these? 199 00:12:25,270 --> 00:12:26,810 No, I'm afraid not. 200 00:12:27,170 --> 00:12:28,830 I can't even give them away. 201 00:12:29,110 --> 00:12:30,530 I can't believe that. 202 00:12:30,890 --> 00:12:32,490 I'd take one for nothing. 203 00:12:33,070 --> 00:12:35,950 Boy, that's sweet of you to say that. I think. 204 00:12:36,310 --> 00:12:41,050 No, I really like them. I think you got real talent. 205 00:12:42,150 --> 00:12:43,200 Well, thank you. 206 00:12:44,300 --> 00:12:45,560 Thank you very much. 207 00:12:46,440 --> 00:12:47,520 You're a very dear man. 208 00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:49,250 I'll see you later. 209 00:12:52,040 --> 00:12:53,090 Maybe. 210 00:12:57,120 --> 00:12:58,680 Okay, Hugh, what's the number? 211 00:12:58,780 --> 00:13:03,279 Oh, I don't got one. The phone company wouldn't give me a number unless I 212 00:13:03,280 --> 00:13:04,330 to take a telephone. 213 00:13:08,660 --> 00:13:09,710 Okay. 214 00:13:12,460 --> 00:13:13,510 Tell you what. 215 00:13:13,511 --> 00:13:16,069 Why don't you get in touch with me in about a week? 216 00:13:16,070 --> 00:13:19,930 Listen, while we're on the subject, how do you tell a woman that you love her? 217 00:13:20,910 --> 00:13:22,350 You just tell her you love her. 218 00:13:22,530 --> 00:13:23,580 Really? Yeah. 219 00:13:23,581 --> 00:13:25,229 I'll do it. 220 00:13:25,230 --> 00:13:26,550 Thanks a lot. I got to go. 221 00:13:26,790 --> 00:13:28,410 I'll see you. Where are you going? 222 00:13:28,850 --> 00:13:30,470 With a little luck to the altar. 223 00:13:46,981 --> 00:13:54,669 you like your coffee? Wheezy, after nine years, even I know how the man takes 224 00:13:54,670 --> 00:13:55,720 his coffee. 225 00:13:56,230 --> 00:13:59,310 Okay, Einstein, how does Tom like his coffee? 226 00:13:59,570 --> 00:14:01,150 Next to a tray of donuts. 227 00:14:06,130 --> 00:14:07,750 Now that's a bum rap. 228 00:14:08,730 --> 00:14:11,110 Hey, are these holes getting larger? 229 00:14:13,830 --> 00:14:18,590 Have you heard from Jenny since yesterday? Oh, not yet. I hope she's all 230 00:14:19,820 --> 00:14:20,870 Oh, don't worry. 231 00:14:21,140 --> 00:14:25,880 I'm sure she'll do what's best for her. She'll be fine, believe me. Just fine. 232 00:14:31,380 --> 00:14:33,700 Dad, why aren't you two at home? 233 00:14:33,701 --> 00:14:37,379 I looked for you upstairs and you're not there. Of course not. You are always 234 00:14:37,380 --> 00:14:39,980 here. Jimmy, calm down. What's wrong? 235 00:15:02,890 --> 00:15:05,360 Something about the springtime of his 29th year. 236 00:15:05,470 --> 00:15:06,520 Oh, it was you? 237 00:15:06,850 --> 00:15:07,900 What was me? 238 00:15:08,610 --> 00:15:11,620 Well, you gonna ask me how do you tell somebody you love him? 239 00:15:12,010 --> 00:15:15,130 And what did you tell him? I told him to go for it. 240 00:15:18,050 --> 00:15:19,370 But I didn't know it was you. 241 00:15:19,590 --> 00:15:21,570 Oh, now, sweetheart, don't worry. 242 00:15:22,050 --> 00:15:23,690 Just ignore him. He'll go away. 243 00:15:31,790 --> 00:15:32,840 Was that Hugo? 244 00:15:32,890 --> 00:15:34,650 He's serenading Jenny. 245 00:15:35,490 --> 00:15:36,850 Twelve stories down? 246 00:15:37,690 --> 00:15:40,810 God, even Caruso didn't have lungs like that. 247 00:15:46,190 --> 00:15:49,630 Well, he's determined. I'll give him that. 248 00:15:50,090 --> 00:15:56,270 Oh, well, he's more than determined. Why, yesterday, he sent me a side of 249 00:15:58,250 --> 00:15:59,630 With a card. 250 00:15:59,870 --> 00:16:01,170 Meat from my suite. 251 00:16:03,820 --> 00:16:06,050 went down to my mailbox and I found this poem. 252 00:16:06,280 --> 00:16:09,720 Roses are red, violets are blue, your feet are small. 253 00:16:10,240 --> 00:16:11,580 Will you go out with me? 254 00:16:16,400 --> 00:16:19,999 Now, sweetheart, I think the proper thing to do in a case like this is to 255 00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:24,859 back the meat and then tell him that you already have a husband. Yeah, my son. I 256 00:16:24,860 --> 00:16:25,759 told him. 257 00:16:25,760 --> 00:16:26,840 Well, what did he say? 258 00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:38,439 I even showed him my wedding ring, but he still won't believe that I'm married. 259 00:16:38,440 --> 00:16:43,979 So I said to him, I said, Hugo, would I spend $5 ,000 on a piece of jewelry just 260 00:16:43,980 --> 00:16:46,390 to avoid going out with you? And what did he say? 261 00:16:46,580 --> 00:16:47,630 Other women have. 262 00:17:03,801 --> 00:17:11,029 to this once and for all. The man is humiliating my daughter, upsetting the 263 00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:14,730 entire building, not to mention fracturing one of my favorite tunes. 264 00:17:14,950 --> 00:17:16,069 Oh, no, Daddy. 265 00:17:16,270 --> 00:17:20,469 No, Daddy, don't. I mean, look, he doesn't mean any harm, really. I mean, 266 00:17:20,470 --> 00:17:24,150 a very nice man, and, well, he has some very fine qualities. 267 00:17:26,829 --> 00:17:31,230 Unfortunately, perfect pitch is not one of them. 268 00:17:42,101 --> 00:17:48,209 listen to him sing some tie or yellow ribbon. I'm going down there and tell 269 00:17:48,210 --> 00:17:48,949 to shut up. 270 00:17:48,950 --> 00:17:50,030 Must be out of his mind. 271 00:17:51,130 --> 00:17:54,949 Ralph, what do you want? I have a delivery, sir, from the unobtrusive 272 00:17:54,950 --> 00:17:56,250 with the bullhorn. 273 00:17:56,830 --> 00:18:00,130 He asked me to drop by a gift for Jenny. No, no, no, forget it, Ralph. 274 00:18:00,430 --> 00:18:02,930 Please, sir, my life depends upon it. 275 00:18:03,590 --> 00:18:04,640 Well, what is it? 276 00:18:15,340 --> 00:18:19,239 It does have its uses, ma 'am. On the way up here, it did an excellent job 277 00:18:19,240 --> 00:18:21,160 keeping the riffraff off the elevator. 278 00:18:21,520 --> 00:18:24,470 I'm going down there and tell them to shut up. Good luck, sir. 279 00:18:25,220 --> 00:18:27,540 Mrs. Jefferson, will you marry again? 280 00:18:28,720 --> 00:18:30,380 Oh, look, this is ridiculous. 281 00:18:30,381 --> 00:18:34,299 Ralph, would you do me a favor, please? Would you go down and tell Hugo to come 282 00:18:34,300 --> 00:18:34,859 up here? 283 00:18:34,860 --> 00:18:37,700 Tell him that I want to talk to him. Yes, ma 'am, right away. 284 00:18:37,701 --> 00:18:39,519 Ralph, I thought you were going to ask for a tip. 285 00:18:39,520 --> 00:18:43,359 Oh, the gentleman in the photograph already took care of that, sir. He gave 286 00:18:43,360 --> 00:18:45,100 the name of a reliable loan company. 287 00:18:49,020 --> 00:18:54,279 Jenny, are you sure you want to do this yourself? I mean, maybe it would be 288 00:18:54,280 --> 00:18:57,960 better if we talked to Hugo for you. No, no, I want to do it myself. 289 00:18:58,320 --> 00:18:59,640 Look, at least we can help. 290 00:19:00,270 --> 00:19:03,700 George, you know him best. What would he be most likely to respond to? 291 00:19:03,790 --> 00:19:04,910 A brisket. 292 00:19:05,850 --> 00:19:07,470 Oh, you think so? 293 00:19:07,670 --> 00:19:12,309 Because Helen's brisket is out of this world. She uses a hint of garlic and 294 00:19:12,310 --> 00:19:15,950 Jenny can handle this. 295 00:19:16,490 --> 00:19:17,650 Just be calm. 296 00:19:17,870 --> 00:19:18,920 Be strong. 297 00:19:19,190 --> 00:19:21,190 Beware. Be ready to cook a brisket. 298 00:19:23,090 --> 00:19:25,250 That might be him. Shh, just be calm. 299 00:19:26,030 --> 00:19:27,750 Relax. He's okay. He's a nice guy. 300 00:19:39,180 --> 00:19:40,230 Come in. 301 00:19:41,560 --> 00:19:45,320 Hey, I see you got my picture. Goes nice in here. 302 00:19:46,300 --> 00:19:47,350 Right. 303 00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:49,300 Why don't you sit down? 304 00:19:49,640 --> 00:19:51,640 Look, you and I have got to talk. 305 00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:54,200 I agree wholeheartedly. 306 00:19:54,900 --> 00:19:57,360 Listen, you... Excuse me. 307 00:19:59,700 --> 00:20:06,460 Well, let me start by saying that... Oh, I'm just flattered with the serenade. 308 00:20:08,400 --> 00:20:09,450 The gifts. 309 00:20:09,520 --> 00:20:10,960 Oh, the photos. 310 00:20:12,200 --> 00:20:13,250 Gosh. 311 00:20:13,640 --> 00:20:14,690 The meat. 312 00:20:14,920 --> 00:20:15,970 Yeah. 313 00:20:16,700 --> 00:20:18,240 Nobody doesn't like meat. 314 00:20:25,100 --> 00:20:26,240 Listen, Hugo, 315 00:20:27,020 --> 00:20:29,740 I hope that this isn't going to be painful. 316 00:20:30,340 --> 00:20:31,480 I agree, Jenny. 317 00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:33,840 But I got to say it anyway. 318 00:20:34,360 --> 00:20:35,410 I beg your pardon? 319 00:20:35,560 --> 00:20:37,360 Please, just let me get this out. 320 00:20:37,850 --> 00:20:42,889 See, I'm not too good with words, although I could do the TV guy 321 00:20:42,890 --> 00:20:44,230 everything. Try this. 322 00:20:44,650 --> 00:20:48,770 Three letters, blank, Selick. I got that one. 323 00:20:52,630 --> 00:20:55,010 Hugo, you say you have something to say to me? 324 00:20:55,690 --> 00:20:57,170 Oh, yeah. Thank you. 325 00:20:57,670 --> 00:21:03,229 See, Jenny, I was thinking on the way up here about that song I was singing to 326 00:21:03,230 --> 00:21:05,190 you. Did you happen to hear it? 327 00:21:05,470 --> 00:21:07,990 Oh, along with the rest of the block, yes. 328 00:21:08,510 --> 00:21:12,970 Well, it's called feelings, and it made me think about my feelings. 329 00:21:13,490 --> 00:21:19,250 Oh? See, what we had was a trip to the moon on gossamer wings. 330 00:21:20,250 --> 00:21:23,510 We were two strangers that passed in the night. 331 00:21:23,970 --> 00:21:26,750 We were a traffic accident that never happened. 332 00:21:29,690 --> 00:21:31,390 What are you trying to say, Hugo? 333 00:21:32,090 --> 00:21:33,140 Jenny... 334 00:21:33,520 --> 00:21:38,860 This is going to be hard to say, but I gotta say it. 335 00:21:39,220 --> 00:21:41,620 I don't love you. I never did. 336 00:21:41,980 --> 00:21:44,160 I was in love with love, not you. 337 00:21:44,640 --> 00:21:45,690 Oh, really? 338 00:21:45,780 --> 00:21:47,620 I was afraid you'd take it hard. 339 00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:54,940 Oh, yes. I mean, it's... God, it's sad, Hugo. It's so sad. I mean, 340 00:21:54,941 --> 00:21:55,879 you know, ours. 341 00:21:55,880 --> 00:21:58,050 It could have been a special relationship. 342 00:21:58,280 --> 00:21:59,860 Well, don't feel bad. 343 00:22:00,100 --> 00:22:01,420 I'm cutting you loose. 344 00:22:02,030 --> 00:22:03,470 But don't take it personally. 345 00:22:06,090 --> 00:22:07,270 I'll try not to. 346 00:22:07,590 --> 00:22:09,630 See, I was looking for a woman. 347 00:22:09,910 --> 00:22:14,570 And although you were one, you weren't the right one. And I know if I took you, 348 00:22:14,730 --> 00:22:17,610 I would just be settling. And people shouldn't settle. 349 00:22:18,330 --> 00:22:22,550 Yeah, you're right, Hugo. I understand nobody should settle. 350 00:22:23,230 --> 00:22:24,930 You don't hate me, do you? 351 00:22:25,850 --> 00:22:26,900 Oh, no! 352 00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:28,050 Oh, no, no. 353 00:22:28,220 --> 00:22:31,480 Look, I can't speak for the rest of the block, but I don't hate you. 354 00:22:31,840 --> 00:22:32,890 Thanks. 355 00:22:35,260 --> 00:22:37,500 Listen, you can keep the picture. 356 00:22:38,460 --> 00:22:39,510 And Jenny? 357 00:23:08,270 --> 00:23:09,320 Don't be upset. 358 00:23:09,410 --> 00:23:12,090 I hope you didn't take any of that seriously. 359 00:23:12,670 --> 00:23:15,570 Oh, yes, I did. Hugo just did me a big favor. 360 00:23:15,770 --> 00:23:17,940 You're right. You should see where he lives. 361 00:23:18,110 --> 00:23:22,289 No, no, I don't mean that. I mean, when Hugo was saying that he wasn't going to 362 00:23:22,290 --> 00:23:25,990 settle for me, well, it made me start thinking about my own life. 363 00:23:26,330 --> 00:23:30,470 I was ready to give up fashion design and take the first job that came along, 364 00:23:30,471 --> 00:23:31,509 you know? 365 00:23:31,510 --> 00:23:32,560 But you know what? 366 00:23:33,130 --> 00:23:34,270 I'm not going to settle. 367 00:23:34,850 --> 00:23:37,380 I'm going to stick to my dream and make it come true. 368 00:23:38,039 --> 00:23:39,089 Oh, Jenny. 369 00:23:39,320 --> 00:23:42,690 We just want you to know that we have all the faith in the world in you. 370 00:23:42,900 --> 00:23:44,440 Oh, thank you, Ma. 371 00:23:44,441 --> 00:23:48,139 But you know it's more important for me to have faith in myself. 372 00:23:48,140 --> 00:23:51,880 So, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go home. 373 00:23:52,280 --> 00:23:54,500 Because I've got some drawings to finish. 374 00:23:58,800 --> 00:24:00,480 What are you going to do with that? 375 00:24:00,920 --> 00:24:02,400 Well, it has its uses. 376 00:24:02,401 --> 00:24:03,599 Like what? 377 00:24:03,600 --> 00:24:05,080 I'm taking the subway home. 378 00:24:05,130 --> 00:24:09,680 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 29267

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