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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,200 --> 00:00:04,059 Well, we're moving on up. We're moving on up. 2 00:01:39,630 --> 00:01:40,630 Like I'm doing, George? 3 00:01:40,910 --> 00:01:42,770 Just get up. I don't want my wife doing that. 4 00:01:43,430 --> 00:01:44,429 There's a mess. 5 00:01:44,430 --> 00:01:47,850 Do you expect me to just let it sit here? Why not? Florence would have. 6 00:01:50,130 --> 00:01:53,410 In case you hadn't noticed, Florence doesn't work here anymore. 7 00:01:53,690 --> 00:01:54,850 Florence never worked here. 8 00:01:56,390 --> 00:01:59,330 Look, Wiz, you shouldn't be doing that kind of work. I mean it. 9 00:02:00,450 --> 00:02:01,890 Oh, you missed a spot right over there. 10 00:02:05,330 --> 00:02:07,430 Besides, it ain't good for a woman your age. 11 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:12,120 That way, if you bend over, you might not be able to stand up again. 12 00:02:13,320 --> 00:02:14,920 What happens if your knees lock? 13 00:02:16,060 --> 00:02:20,740 They are not going to lock. But with any luck, your jaw will. 14 00:02:22,280 --> 00:02:24,680 This ain't no laughing matter. We need a new maid. 15 00:02:24,960 --> 00:02:29,320 No, we don't. And besides, nobody could take Florence's place. 16 00:02:29,980 --> 00:02:31,980 A trained seal could take Florence's place. 17 00:02:34,140 --> 00:02:37,240 George, there's only the two of us here now. 18 00:02:37,680 --> 00:02:39,320 Besides, maids are... 19 00:02:40,390 --> 00:02:41,430 Good. We're rich. 20 00:02:41,770 --> 00:02:44,210 And rich people have an obligation to spend money. 21 00:02:45,050 --> 00:02:46,850 Poor people are too busy working to do it. 22 00:02:48,250 --> 00:02:51,090 George. Look, Weezy, I want to hear another word. I'm going to call a maid's 23 00:02:51,090 --> 00:02:51,869 union now. 24 00:02:51,870 --> 00:02:55,170 George. Weezy, I don't want to hear it. Mine's made up. George. What? 25 00:02:56,130 --> 00:02:57,370 My knees are locked. 26 00:03:33,840 --> 00:03:35,940 I was... Oh, never mind. 27 00:03:36,340 --> 00:03:41,040 Is there something I can do for you, Miss... Cepeda. Carmen Cepeda. 28 00:03:41,320 --> 00:03:43,180 Hi, I'm Louise Jefferson. 29 00:03:43,460 --> 00:03:44,460 Sit down. 30 00:03:45,880 --> 00:03:51,940 Now, tell me, why are you here? 31 00:03:52,360 --> 00:03:54,460 Well, your science said help center. 32 00:04:04,460 --> 00:04:05,460 do you want? 33 00:04:05,820 --> 00:04:07,360 What kind of help do you got? 34 00:04:09,260 --> 00:04:12,200 Well, that depends on what your problem is. 35 00:04:14,240 --> 00:04:16,959 Yesterday, in a dark alley, I was robbed. 36 00:04:17,800 --> 00:04:20,079 Oh, I'm so sorry. 37 00:04:20,560 --> 00:04:21,560 Was it you? 38 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:25,600 Oh, no, no. 39 00:04:25,840 --> 00:04:27,460 But I'm sorry anyway. 40 00:04:32,240 --> 00:04:35,620 weeks ago, I left Puerto Rico with all the money I had in the world. 41 00:04:35,860 --> 00:04:36,860 $97. 42 00:04:39,900 --> 00:04:43,380 You moved to New York with $97? 43 00:04:44,460 --> 00:04:45,640 I know, that's a lot. 44 00:05:00,880 --> 00:05:03,840 He's probably bought himself a tank full of gas. 45 00:05:09,840 --> 00:05:10,840 Carmen, 46 00:05:12,800 --> 00:05:14,400 it sounds like you need money. 47 00:05:14,880 --> 00:05:16,160 Do you have a job? 48 00:05:16,540 --> 00:05:18,400 No, but I've been looking. 49 00:05:18,920 --> 00:05:23,620 Every employment agency tells me the same thing. We ain't got nothing. We 50 00:05:23,620 --> 00:05:24,620 got nothing. 51 00:05:25,680 --> 00:05:29,720 I'm sick and tired of hearing it. I know what you mean. 52 00:05:32,880 --> 00:05:33,880 ain't got nothing. 53 00:05:34,960 --> 00:05:37,720 I mean, you know what I mean. 54 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:39,780 Yeah, I know what you mean. 55 00:05:40,880 --> 00:05:41,880 Well, 56 00:05:49,900 --> 00:05:51,740 that's one way of looking at it. 57 00:05:53,520 --> 00:05:57,500 Uh, look, Carmen, exactly what is it you want to do? 58 00:05:59,180 --> 00:06:00,920 I want to be Streisand. 59 00:06:03,820 --> 00:06:04,820 I beg your pardon. 60 00:06:05,360 --> 00:06:06,360 Streisand, you know. 61 00:06:09,020 --> 00:06:10,020 People. 62 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:12,920 People who need people. 63 00:06:16,820 --> 00:06:22,240 Streisand. Oh, I'm sorry, Carmen. But I'm afraid that job has already been 64 00:06:22,240 --> 00:06:23,240 taken. 65 00:06:23,540 --> 00:06:26,760 Just my luck. I'm always a day short and a dollar early. 66 00:06:28,500 --> 00:06:31,200 Well, you don't expect to be a star overnight. 67 00:06:31,720 --> 00:06:33,260 I don't. I... 68 00:06:33,800 --> 00:06:37,140 It takes a lot of hard work. But I'm a hard worker. 69 00:06:37,960 --> 00:06:41,860 Mrs. Jefferson, don't you know anybody who needs anybody who'll do anything? 70 00:06:44,360 --> 00:06:47,160 Carmen, I'd really like to help. 71 00:06:47,940 --> 00:06:49,660 I'd like you to, too. 72 00:06:54,320 --> 00:06:55,320 Tell you what. 73 00:06:56,060 --> 00:06:58,440 I'll make some calls, see what I can do. 74 00:06:58,780 --> 00:07:02,380 And why don't you check back in three or four days? 75 00:07:02,660 --> 00:07:03,660 Three? 76 00:07:04,400 --> 00:07:09,020 Oh, well, these things take time. He should not take time. A man falls off a 77 00:07:09,020 --> 00:07:11,620 ship and he has to hide. You don't say that. 78 00:07:12,020 --> 00:07:14,060 Check back in three or four days. 79 00:07:15,400 --> 00:07:17,300 Carmen, you are not drowning. 80 00:07:17,720 --> 00:07:20,340 I might as well before all the help I'm getting around here. 81 00:07:21,920 --> 00:07:22,920 I'm sorry. 82 00:07:27,120 --> 00:07:28,120 Carmen, here. 83 00:07:41,960 --> 00:07:42,960 How are your knees? 84 00:07:45,100 --> 00:07:48,460 Oh, so now you want me to get down on my knees and pay? 85 00:07:52,240 --> 00:07:53,540 Some help center. 86 00:07:54,340 --> 00:07:58,200 And by the way, you are not in the center. This building is on the corner. 87 00:07:58,700 --> 00:07:59,700 Wait. 88 00:08:01,320 --> 00:08:03,440 Oh, you don't understand. 89 00:08:04,800 --> 00:08:08,260 I was wondering if you'd be interested in a maid's job. 90 00:08:09,120 --> 00:08:11,890 Yeah, I was already... down for a maid job. 91 00:08:12,150 --> 00:08:13,870 I asked Mr. Irving Braddock. 92 00:08:14,130 --> 00:08:16,570 He owns a steel company, but he wouldn't hire me. 93 00:08:16,870 --> 00:08:17,870 Why not? 94 00:08:18,490 --> 00:08:20,150 He said I had no experience. 95 00:08:20,590 --> 00:08:24,010 He said no person in their right mind would want someone like me to be their 96 00:08:24,010 --> 00:08:25,630 maid. Why'd you ask? 97 00:08:26,390 --> 00:08:28,990 I was going to ask you to be our maid. 98 00:08:29,730 --> 00:08:31,490 Oh, good move. 99 00:08:32,909 --> 00:08:34,010 I mean it, Carmen. 100 00:08:34,429 --> 00:08:38,770 My husband and I were just talking this morning about hiring a new maid. 101 00:08:39,690 --> 00:08:45,580 Oh, me? Mrs. Jefferson, this would be perfect. I don't believe it. Thank you, 102 00:08:45,600 --> 00:08:49,240 thank you. You're beautiful. Oh, thank you. You're wonderful. 103 00:08:49,580 --> 00:08:51,820 Oh, it's nothing. And your husband, he's a saint. 104 00:08:52,460 --> 00:08:59,180 Well... These are very impressive credentials you got here, Miss 105 00:08:59,180 --> 00:09:00,240 Prudhomme. 106 00:09:01,300 --> 00:09:02,920 That's Prudhomme. 107 00:09:04,540 --> 00:09:06,920 Oh, Prudhomme. Sorry. 108 00:09:07,480 --> 00:09:11,120 Please sit down. I prefer to stand in your presence, sir. 109 00:09:11,360 --> 00:09:13,100 Oh, nice touch. I like that. 110 00:09:16,500 --> 00:09:20,900 Okay, let's see. It says here you worked 15 years for Winthrop Sinclair. 111 00:09:21,400 --> 00:09:22,560 Where have I heard that name? 112 00:09:23,080 --> 00:09:24,080 Jets, sir. 113 00:09:24,280 --> 00:09:26,560 Of course. He plays halfback for the Jets, right? 114 00:09:28,460 --> 00:09:31,140 No, sir. He builds jets. 115 00:09:31,900 --> 00:09:33,460 Right. Just testing you. 116 00:09:35,220 --> 00:09:36,360 Very good, sir. 117 00:09:37,360 --> 00:09:39,120 So why aren't you still working for Mr. Sinclair? 118 00:09:39,820 --> 00:09:46,720 One evening, he asked me into the library where he forced his attentions 119 00:09:47,600 --> 00:09:48,600 On you? 120 00:09:54,960 --> 00:09:56,180 Indeed, sir. 121 00:09:56,940 --> 00:09:59,060 Well, you ain't got to worry about that around here. 122 00:10:20,060 --> 00:10:22,480 quarters? Oh, no, these be our quarters. 123 00:10:23,080 --> 00:10:26,380 Which wing will I occupy? 124 00:10:26,780 --> 00:10:29,140 The Florence wing. It's right off the living room. 125 00:10:30,020 --> 00:10:32,320 And, sir, will I be cooking? 126 00:10:32,880 --> 00:10:34,340 Well, if you don't, we'll be starving. 127 00:10:36,720 --> 00:10:37,800 Very good, sir. 128 00:10:38,080 --> 00:10:39,420 I love it when you say that. 129 00:10:40,040 --> 00:10:41,040 Very good. 130 00:10:49,290 --> 00:10:50,290 Yep, you got the job. 131 00:10:50,910 --> 00:10:52,090 Congratulations, sir. 132 00:10:52,890 --> 00:10:53,789 Thank you. 133 00:10:53,790 --> 00:10:57,770 I think you'd be the perfect maid for a man of my standing and great wealth. I'm 134 00:10:57,770 --> 00:10:58,770 a very rich man. 135 00:10:59,610 --> 00:11:01,210 And my salary, sir? 136 00:11:01,570 --> 00:11:02,810 Hey, times are tough. 137 00:11:05,510 --> 00:11:09,930 George, I've got a big surprise. And I've got a bigger surprise. 138 00:11:10,350 --> 00:11:11,850 Meet our new maid. 139 00:11:14,010 --> 00:11:17,170 Okay, okay, no big deal. Just a little mix -up. 140 00:11:17,660 --> 00:11:21,000 I'm sure we can solve this as adults without hurting anyone's feelings. 141 00:11:21,800 --> 00:11:22,840 You leave. 142 00:11:23,640 --> 00:11:25,240 Now, wait a minute, George. 143 00:11:25,560 --> 00:11:29,200 This is Carmen Cepeda, and she's going to be our new maid. 144 00:11:30,500 --> 00:11:35,720 So, I'm sorry for the mistake, but the position has been filled. 145 00:11:38,020 --> 00:11:41,080 Are you crazy? This is Miss Prude Home. 146 00:11:41,980 --> 00:11:43,840 She's got great credentials. Look at this. 147 00:11:44,060 --> 00:11:45,400 Well, what about Carmen? 148 00:11:45,620 --> 00:11:46,880 She's got great... 149 00:11:48,160 --> 00:11:49,160 Knees. 150 00:11:49,520 --> 00:11:52,360 All right, listen, ladies. Would you excuse us for a minute? 151 00:11:52,700 --> 00:11:54,440 Wheezy, I'd like to talk to you in the kitchen, please. 152 00:11:55,180 --> 00:11:59,560 We'll talk this thing over intelligently, weigh out the pros and 153 00:11:59,560 --> 00:12:01,020 Carmen will leave. 154 00:12:03,280 --> 00:12:07,740 Now, George, listen to me. No, you listen to me. Look, Wheezy, I'm 155 00:12:07,940 --> 00:12:11,680 and I don't like to make a fuss, and I'm a broad -minded kind of guy, but the 156 00:12:11,680 --> 00:12:13,040 enchiladas gotta go. 157 00:12:21,550 --> 00:12:23,790 Her name is Carmen, and she's staying. 158 00:12:24,430 --> 00:12:25,550 Prune face! 159 00:12:27,010 --> 00:12:33,730 That's prude 160 00:12:33,730 --> 00:12:34,730 home. 161 00:12:35,610 --> 00:12:36,890 Prude home. 162 00:12:38,930 --> 00:12:41,410 Well, I want Carmen. Prude home. 163 00:12:41,610 --> 00:12:42,770 Carmen, Carmen, Carmen! 164 00:12:43,230 --> 00:12:44,510 Lovely people. 165 00:12:52,300 --> 00:12:54,380 Well, I suppose somebody has to be. 166 00:12:58,240 --> 00:13:00,640 Well, ladies, it's all settled? Yes. 167 00:13:01,380 --> 00:13:04,740 Carmen, you are going to be my new maid. 168 00:13:05,320 --> 00:13:07,960 And Fruit Home, you're going to be my new maid. 169 00:13:27,680 --> 00:13:29,480 Sir. Oh, thank you. 170 00:13:34,660 --> 00:13:36,220 Your breakfast, sir. 171 00:13:36,740 --> 00:13:39,660 Mmm, boy, that smells like weeds. That smells good. 172 00:13:41,260 --> 00:13:42,940 Prudhomme, this is great. Fantastic. 173 00:13:44,160 --> 00:13:45,160 What is it? 174 00:13:46,340 --> 00:13:47,820 Eggs benedict, sir. 175 00:13:48,060 --> 00:13:50,900 Oh, of course, of course. I just wanted Weezy to know. 176 00:13:52,180 --> 00:13:56,920 And, of course, this gunk on top is, uh... Hollandaise sauce. 177 00:13:58,440 --> 00:14:00,080 Good. Good. I hate it with ketchup. 178 00:14:03,300 --> 00:14:04,300 Oops. 179 00:14:07,240 --> 00:14:08,260 Glass whiz. 180 00:14:09,500 --> 00:14:10,520 Thank you, Trudeau. 181 00:14:11,240 --> 00:14:16,580 Is that what you're going to eat? 182 00:14:18,620 --> 00:14:20,820 Oh, that's my maids bell. 183 00:14:22,260 --> 00:14:23,260 Carmen! 184 00:14:23,900 --> 00:14:25,180 That's your maids bell. 185 00:14:51,630 --> 00:14:53,870 with a craving for dry cereal. 186 00:14:54,190 --> 00:14:56,130 No, not just any... 187 00:15:27,210 --> 00:15:28,950 Look how beautiful she sat at my table. 188 00:15:29,750 --> 00:15:32,350 I feel like I'm eating in Buckingham Palace. 189 00:15:33,890 --> 00:15:36,470 So how's everything over there at Mac's Truck Stop? 190 00:15:49,970 --> 00:15:50,970 Rudolph! 191 00:15:51,330 --> 00:15:52,910 Get the coffee out of here! 192 00:15:53,150 --> 00:15:56,670 Oh, that voice cuts through me like a bug. 193 00:15:56,890 --> 00:15:57,890 saw. 194 00:15:58,330 --> 00:15:59,730 I like Mr. Jefferson. 195 00:15:59,970 --> 00:16:01,230 He has a lot of spirit. 196 00:16:02,030 --> 00:16:05,990 He's a small, loud pimple of a man. 197 00:16:09,170 --> 00:16:09,670 The 198 00:16:09,670 --> 00:16:16,190 pimple 199 00:16:16,190 --> 00:16:17,190 calls. 200 00:16:29,940 --> 00:16:30,960 Fresh, George. 201 00:16:31,920 --> 00:16:33,000 Would you like some? 202 00:16:33,220 --> 00:16:34,220 Nope. 203 00:16:34,820 --> 00:16:36,440 Mind if I try your eggs? 204 00:16:36,680 --> 00:16:37,680 Not a chance. 205 00:16:41,300 --> 00:16:45,460 Mrs. Jefferson, you have such a lovely apartment. 206 00:16:46,580 --> 00:16:49,600 And this table, it's beautiful. 207 00:16:50,140 --> 00:16:52,320 Oh, thank you. I picked it up myself. 208 00:16:54,400 --> 00:16:56,060 Prudhomme likes it too, don't you, Prudhomme? 209 00:16:57,120 --> 00:16:58,660 More eggs, sir? 210 00:17:00,750 --> 00:17:01,970 Prudhomme, I'm interested. 211 00:17:02,550 --> 00:17:03,590 What's your opinion? 212 00:17:04,349 --> 00:17:11,109 Well, I think this table goes very well with... with, uh... 213 00:17:11,109 --> 00:17:13,510 more eggs, sir. 214 00:17:15,250 --> 00:17:18,829 Excuse me, sir. 215 00:17:22,170 --> 00:17:23,970 I really know how to pick them done a wheeze. 216 00:17:25,349 --> 00:17:29,390 So, Carmen, what are you preparing for Mrs. Jefferson's dinner tonight? Gum? 217 00:17:37,900 --> 00:17:38,900 Thank you, Carmen. 218 00:17:41,780 --> 00:17:42,780 Hello? 219 00:17:43,300 --> 00:17:44,300 Jefferson? 220 00:17:45,840 --> 00:17:47,560 Who do you like to talk to? 221 00:17:49,080 --> 00:17:50,080 Sorry. 222 00:17:51,560 --> 00:17:52,640 Who was that? 223 00:17:53,120 --> 00:17:55,520 I don't know. It was for Mr. Jefferson. 224 00:17:56,380 --> 00:17:58,600 I only answered the phone for Mrs. Jefferson. 225 00:18:23,280 --> 00:18:26,340 Look, Mr. Walters, I gave you my price. It's the lowest in the city. 226 00:18:27,120 --> 00:18:29,580 Okay, if you don't believe me, take your business somewhere else. 227 00:18:30,880 --> 00:18:32,840 What? Oh, that's better. 228 00:18:33,800 --> 00:18:35,060 Okay, good, we got a deal. 229 00:18:35,560 --> 00:18:36,560 See you later. 230 00:18:37,240 --> 00:18:38,240 Mr. 231 00:18:38,720 --> 00:18:40,700 Jefferson, that was wonderful. 232 00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:42,740 You had him under a barrel. 233 00:18:43,320 --> 00:18:45,500 You had the lowest price in town. 234 00:18:45,780 --> 00:18:47,880 Are you kidding? It's the same price all over town. 235 00:18:48,940 --> 00:18:49,940 You lied? 236 00:18:50,260 --> 00:18:51,740 No, I was bluffing. 237 00:18:52,240 --> 00:18:53,480 It's the American way. 238 00:18:55,700 --> 00:18:57,600 George, don't tell us those things. 239 00:18:58,140 --> 00:19:01,200 Why not? Weasley bluffing ain't nothing but showing that you're smarter than the 240 00:19:01,200 --> 00:19:01,839 other guy. 241 00:19:01,840 --> 00:19:05,600 You see, Carmen, in business, you... What am I talking to you for? You ain't 242 00:19:05,600 --> 00:19:06,600 maid. 243 00:19:06,620 --> 00:19:07,620 Mr. Jefferson. 244 00:19:07,780 --> 00:19:08,780 Fruit home. 245 00:19:10,080 --> 00:19:15,220 I've buffed your shoes, sir, and I took the liberty of replacing your odor 246 00:19:15,220 --> 00:19:16,220 eaters. 247 00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:20,300 Thank you, fruit home. That was very thoughtful. 248 00:19:21,040 --> 00:19:23,470 No. It was very necessary. 249 00:19:26,090 --> 00:19:27,510 What was the trouble, Weasley? 250 00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:32,210 It's not me causing trouble. It's having two maids. That's the trouble. 251 00:19:32,510 --> 00:19:36,530 I know. That's why one maid got to go. And it's obvious which maid is going to 252 00:19:36,530 --> 00:19:37,489 stay. 253 00:19:37,490 --> 00:19:39,170 Prude home, how long have you been a maid? 254 00:19:39,430 --> 00:19:42,090 Oh, going on 30 years, sir. Oh, really? 255 00:19:43,030 --> 00:19:44,030 Carmen? 256 00:19:44,650 --> 00:19:45,790 Going on two hours. 257 00:19:48,430 --> 00:19:50,930 Prude Home changed the odor eaters in my shoes. 258 00:19:51,130 --> 00:19:52,910 Did Carmen change your odor eaters? 259 00:19:53,210 --> 00:19:55,830 I don't need odor eaters. 260 00:19:56,990 --> 00:19:58,050 Cheap shot, Louise. 261 00:19:59,330 --> 00:20:01,450 If the shoe fits, George. 262 00:20:02,130 --> 00:20:06,670 Look, I'm the man in this house, and I say what goes, and I'm saying she goes. 263 00:20:07,270 --> 00:20:12,810 Yeah, well, I'm the woman in this house, and I say she stays. Look, I'm the one 264 00:20:12,810 --> 00:20:16,530 who pays the rent. I'm the one who earns the money. I am Jefferson Cleaners. 265 00:20:17,900 --> 00:20:24,220 are you? Well, I happen to be 50 % of Jefferson cleaners. Yeah, the 50 % that 266 00:20:24,220 --> 00:20:29,240 don't work. And speaking of things that don't work, let's talk about your brain. 267 00:20:29,420 --> 00:20:35,180 Oh, now you're the first one. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Wait, please. This 268 00:20:35,180 --> 00:20:36,180 no good. 269 00:20:36,220 --> 00:20:38,420 You are both beating a dead bush. 270 00:20:41,100 --> 00:20:45,440 You have been very nice to me, but now I'm causing you trouble, so I quit. 271 00:20:45,930 --> 00:20:48,110 Carmen, no. Weasley, she made up her mind. 272 00:20:48,910 --> 00:20:52,050 Miss Prudhomme, the job is yours. 273 00:20:52,370 --> 00:20:55,490 Well, after all, the best made one. 274 00:20:59,030 --> 00:21:00,390 What's going to happen to you? 275 00:21:01,470 --> 00:21:03,510 Don't worry about me. I'll find another job. 276 00:21:04,010 --> 00:21:05,170 Can I use your phone? 277 00:21:05,730 --> 00:21:07,290 Yeah, as long as you don't call out of the country. 278 00:21:08,830 --> 00:21:10,090 Who are you going to call? 279 00:21:10,970 --> 00:21:14,660 Mr. Irving Braddock. Maybe he'll hire me now. I have... to our experience. 280 00:21:16,120 --> 00:21:18,500 Irving Braddock, the steel magnet. 281 00:21:19,120 --> 00:21:20,120 That's the one. 282 00:21:20,380 --> 00:21:21,940 Are you happy now? 283 00:21:22,420 --> 00:21:23,420 Mr. 284 00:21:25,440 --> 00:21:27,940 Braddock, this is Carmen Cepeda. 285 00:21:28,360 --> 00:21:31,280 I was wondering if your maid job was still open. 286 00:21:31,980 --> 00:21:33,040 It is? 287 00:21:33,740 --> 00:21:35,000 He's desperate. 288 00:21:36,480 --> 00:21:39,300 Well, I have a little experience now. 289 00:21:40,420 --> 00:21:41,440 You will? 290 00:21:50,090 --> 00:21:53,330 Let me do you a favor. Why don't I take the Braddock's job? 291 00:21:53,530 --> 00:21:55,550 You'd be in way over your head. 292 00:21:56,030 --> 00:22:00,990 Besides, it's so much cozier here with... them. 293 00:22:03,330 --> 00:22:07,170 Mr. Braddock, there is a lady here who'd also like to be your maid. 294 00:22:07,570 --> 00:22:09,430 Her name is Miss Crudholm. 295 00:22:10,830 --> 00:22:12,170 He knows you. 296 00:22:12,550 --> 00:22:13,550 Of course. 297 00:22:14,510 --> 00:22:16,250 Can you use her instead of me? 298 00:22:16,730 --> 00:22:17,730 You can? 299 00:22:18,760 --> 00:22:19,760 Thank you. Goodbye. 300 00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:21,860 You got the job. 301 00:22:22,640 --> 00:22:23,640 Wonderful. 302 00:22:24,800 --> 00:22:26,780 I'll send for my things. 303 00:22:27,580 --> 00:22:29,300 What could be better than working for me? 304 00:22:30,640 --> 00:22:31,640 Bubonic plague. 305 00:22:33,640 --> 00:22:34,960 Then why do you want to leave? 306 00:22:35,460 --> 00:22:36,460 Why? 307 00:22:37,340 --> 00:22:43,180 Because, sir, you are a small, loud pimple of a man. 308 00:22:48,170 --> 00:22:49,170 I wish you was a man. 309 00:22:49,330 --> 00:22:51,090 So you could beat me up? 310 00:22:51,330 --> 00:22:52,970 No, because you'd be better looking. 311 00:22:58,450 --> 00:22:59,490 What a bore. 312 00:22:59,850 --> 00:23:01,730 A bore? I'll handle this. 313 00:23:03,050 --> 00:23:06,990 Nobody insults my husband and gets away with it except me. 314 00:23:07,950 --> 00:23:12,530 Now, do you wish to leave by the elevator or over the balcony? 315 00:23:18,090 --> 00:23:20,790 stuffy, two -faced snob. 316 00:23:21,370 --> 00:23:23,230 Well, I never. 317 00:23:23,890 --> 00:23:26,010 Believe me, dearie, it shows. 318 00:23:36,930 --> 00:23:38,270 Wheezy, you were great. 319 00:23:38,990 --> 00:23:39,990 Terrific. 320 00:23:40,230 --> 00:23:43,670 You know, the only thing that bothers me now is that prune face is going to be 321 00:23:43,670 --> 00:23:46,310 getting a job that has great pay and great hours. 322 00:23:47,159 --> 00:23:48,340 No she won't. 323 00:23:49,580 --> 00:23:50,580 What do you mean? 324 00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:52,780 There is no job. I made it up. 325 00:23:54,320 --> 00:23:55,320 You mean you lied? 22360