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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,120 --> 00:00:08,499 Well, we're moving on up, moving on up, too deep down, moving on up, to a 2 00:00:08,500 --> 00:00:09,550 deep... 3 00:01:45,390 --> 00:01:51,929 it on square dance look when earth when the fire records old 4 00:01:51,930 --> 00:01:53,929 mcdonald i'll be the first one in the bar 5 00:01:53,930 --> 00:02:00,909 george we only one week 6 00:02:00,910 --> 00:02:06,229 away from the help center hoedown and you don't even know how to do -si -do 7 00:02:06,230 --> 00:02:08,830 don't know how to do -si -do do -si -do 8 00:02:16,490 --> 00:02:20,489 a chance to get out of this house and do something for a change. What are you 9 00:02:20,490 --> 00:02:22,509 talking about for a change? We do plenty of things. 10 00:02:22,510 --> 00:02:23,590 Yeah, like what? 11 00:02:25,870 --> 00:02:27,310 Yesterday we went to the bank. 12 00:02:30,190 --> 00:02:31,850 Oh, that's right. 13 00:02:32,330 --> 00:02:35,370 And I forgot to send the kids a postcard. 14 00:02:35,730 --> 00:02:36,930 Now dance, George! 15 00:02:38,430 --> 00:02:40,170 Oh, I hope that's who I think it is. 16 00:02:40,650 --> 00:02:41,810 Who? Anybody. 17 00:02:50,339 --> 00:02:51,389 mother. 18 00:02:52,280 --> 00:02:53,780 Am I interrupting something? 19 00:02:53,820 --> 00:02:56,520 Well, we were just about to do our square dancing. 20 00:02:56,521 --> 00:02:59,659 Oh, I should have known. I can see you cleared all the chickens and pigs out of 21 00:02:59,660 --> 00:03:00,710 the apartment. 22 00:03:02,680 --> 00:03:06,879 Well, actually, it's for the help center. We are throwing a square dance 23 00:03:06,880 --> 00:03:07,819 raise money. 24 00:03:07,820 --> 00:03:09,959 Well, we'd much rather hear what's on your mind. 25 00:03:09,960 --> 00:03:12,550 You know, the more you talk, the less I have to dance. 26 00:03:12,551 --> 00:03:15,379 Well, sorry, Pop, but you better get your toes to tapping. I ain't got that 27 00:03:15,380 --> 00:03:19,020 to say, except, uh, Pop, Mom, you mind if I use my old room? 28 00:03:19,550 --> 00:03:20,610 Of course not. 29 00:03:20,930 --> 00:03:23,100 You got something you want to store there? 30 00:03:23,470 --> 00:03:24,520 Yeah, me. 31 00:03:24,521 --> 00:03:28,169 Now, don't get excited, but see, Ginny and I had a little fight and I walked 32 00:03:28,170 --> 00:03:30,510 out. You walked out? 33 00:03:31,450 --> 00:03:32,950 Lionel, how could you do that? 34 00:03:33,370 --> 00:03:36,680 Well, it was easy. I just took a couple of steps, turned and knocked. 35 00:03:36,930 --> 00:03:37,980 Lionel! 36 00:03:39,470 --> 00:03:41,910 Be serious. Now, what did you fight about? 37 00:03:42,310 --> 00:03:43,390 Yeah, what did she do? 38 00:03:46,630 --> 00:03:48,190 What? There was this poker game. 39 00:03:48,380 --> 00:03:49,760 Okay, how much did you lose? 40 00:03:49,761 --> 00:03:50,839 Nothing. I won. 41 00:03:50,840 --> 00:03:52,460 What did you win? A nude woman? 42 00:03:52,461 --> 00:03:58,399 No, Pop. See, I was just playing cards with a bunch of the guys, and I stayed 43 00:03:58,400 --> 00:03:59,720 out late, and Jenny got mad. 44 00:03:59,721 --> 00:04:01,619 And you walked out on your wife for that? 45 00:04:01,620 --> 00:04:04,439 Look, see, Pop, it's no big thing. It's just for one night. 46 00:04:04,440 --> 00:04:06,080 Oh. One night? 47 00:04:07,280 --> 00:04:10,999 And then the next thing you know, it'll be another night. And then another 48 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:13,050 night. And then you know what you've got? 49 00:04:13,840 --> 00:04:14,890 Three nights? 50 00:04:15,700 --> 00:04:16,750 Exactly. 51 00:04:16,751 --> 00:04:19,889 And that's three nights. too long. See, I knew y 'all were gonna blow this all 52 00:04:19,890 --> 00:04:22,469 out of proportion. Look, it's no big thing. It's only temporary. 53 00:04:22,470 --> 00:04:24,709 But if you're gonna make a big thing out of it, then I'll just go find me 54 00:04:24,710 --> 00:04:25,989 somewhere else. Wait, wait, hold it, hold it. 55 00:04:25,990 --> 00:04:28,250 Lionel, now this is your home. 56 00:04:28,530 --> 00:04:31,840 And you know when you need a place to stay, you've got it right here. 57 00:04:32,030 --> 00:04:33,080 That's right. 58 00:04:33,270 --> 00:04:35,500 Now go home and settle things with your wife. 59 00:04:36,090 --> 00:04:37,390 Good, shut up a minute. 60 00:04:40,450 --> 00:04:45,310 Lionel, I can't believe all this is happening because of some dumb poker 61 00:04:45,830 --> 00:04:48,240 Well, see, it's more than just a poker game, Mom. 62 00:04:48,241 --> 00:04:51,049 Something's wrong. I just need time to think about it. 63 00:04:51,050 --> 00:04:52,910 What do you mean, something's wrong? 64 00:04:53,850 --> 00:04:56,770 I don't know. I'm not happy anymore. 65 00:04:57,150 --> 00:04:59,500 You ain't supposed to be happy. You're married. 66 00:05:03,550 --> 00:05:04,600 We're lucky. 67 00:05:04,690 --> 00:05:06,130 Our marriage is an exception. 68 00:05:07,970 --> 00:05:09,030 Maybe I should just... 69 00:05:10,890 --> 00:05:12,390 I'm going to check into a hotel. 70 00:05:12,450 --> 00:05:15,370 No, Lionel, you're not going to check into any hotel. 71 00:05:15,610 --> 00:05:18,740 You're going to stay right here with your parents who love you. 72 00:05:18,870 --> 00:05:20,250 What's the matter with you? 73 00:05:22,570 --> 00:05:23,620 Lionel, 74 00:05:23,621 --> 00:05:27,369 remember when you was a kid and we'd have disagreements? I'd send you to your 75 00:05:27,370 --> 00:05:30,009 room. Right. Okay, now you're a man, so we've got to figure this out like 76 00:05:30,010 --> 00:05:31,060 adults. Right. 77 00:05:31,330 --> 00:05:34,610 I want you to go home to your wife and settle things like an adult. 78 00:05:34,850 --> 00:05:36,890 I tried, Pop. I can't. Go to your room. 79 00:05:36,891 --> 00:05:43,289 Mom, I just need some peace and quiet, okay? Be time to think. That's all. 80 00:05:43,290 --> 00:05:45,230 Well, do the Willises know about this? 81 00:05:45,970 --> 00:05:47,110 Only if Jenny told them. 82 00:05:47,111 --> 00:05:51,069 Well, what will we say when we see them? Nothing. I don't want you saying a 83 00:05:51,070 --> 00:05:54,089 word. Jenny said she would tell them, and I think it'd be better coming from 84 00:05:54,090 --> 00:05:56,629 her. Wait a minute, but look if I... No, come on, Pop. Let Jenny do it, all 85 00:05:56,630 --> 00:05:57,680 right? 86 00:05:57,810 --> 00:05:58,860 All right. 87 00:05:59,990 --> 00:06:02,350 George, I feel terrible about this. 88 00:06:02,351 --> 00:06:05,069 Yeah, I wonder if Jenny told the Willises yet. 89 00:06:05,070 --> 00:06:08,970 Probably. And I know when they come down here, they're going to be very upset. 90 00:06:10,270 --> 00:06:15,610 Ladies, go and get your nose, chocolate pen, and a cookie dough. 91 00:06:16,190 --> 00:06:20,450 Jenny hasn't called. 92 00:06:21,770 --> 00:06:23,530 Either that or they're in shock. 93 00:06:26,430 --> 00:06:29,260 We got to get them upstairs so they'll get the phone call. 94 00:06:49,550 --> 00:06:50,870 ready to start practicing. 95 00:06:51,710 --> 00:06:55,890 I'm sorry, Helen, but we really don't feel like square dancing right now. 96 00:06:55,891 --> 00:06:59,109 Right. Besides, you two should be upstairs in case you get some important 97 00:06:59,110 --> 00:07:02,449 calls. We're not expecting any important phone calls. Well, that's when you 98 00:07:02,450 --> 00:07:03,500 usually get them. 99 00:07:05,030 --> 00:07:08,010 Oh, hello, Mr. J and Mr. Willis and Mrs. 100 00:07:08,230 --> 00:07:12,449 J and... Is that Mrs. Willis? What do you want, Bentley? I just stopped by to 101 00:07:12,450 --> 00:07:15,690 return your toaster. And pour your lady like a roller coaster. 102 00:07:19,400 --> 00:07:20,450 Oh, sure, sir. 103 00:07:21,360 --> 00:07:25,199 But there is one problem with your toaster, Mr. J. What's the problem? It 104 00:07:25,200 --> 00:07:26,250 doesn't work. 105 00:07:26,940 --> 00:07:30,799 You broke our toaster? No, not exactly. It still makes toast. It just doesn't 106 00:07:30,800 --> 00:07:32,060 pop up when it's finished. 107 00:07:32,061 --> 00:07:34,579 Well, how am I supposed to know when my toaster's ready? 108 00:07:34,580 --> 00:07:36,990 When you see lots of black smoke in your kitchen. 109 00:07:38,960 --> 00:07:40,280 Give me that. Get out of here. 110 00:07:40,281 --> 00:07:43,939 Better still, take the Willises upstairs and break all their appliances. 111 00:07:43,940 --> 00:07:46,980 Hold it. We came down here to practice square dancing. 112 00:07:47,500 --> 00:07:50,740 Oh, square dancing. That's a wonderful American tradition. 113 00:07:50,741 --> 00:07:53,859 But there's one thing I've never been able to figure out. Why is it called 114 00:07:53,860 --> 00:07:57,350 square dancing when the participants spend so much time in a circle? 115 00:07:57,520 --> 00:08:00,530 That answer could make a great book. Go home and write it down. 116 00:08:02,240 --> 00:08:07,099 Well, hey, let's get started. I came down here to square dance, and by gov, I 117 00:08:07,100 --> 00:08:08,150 was going to do it. 118 00:08:09,440 --> 00:08:11,900 Maybe we should do it some other time. 119 00:08:12,520 --> 00:08:13,900 Louise, is anything wrong? 120 00:08:14,240 --> 00:08:15,580 No, everything's fine. 121 00:08:16,320 --> 00:08:18,220 That's not an everything is fine face. 122 00:08:18,780 --> 00:08:19,830 It isn't? 123 00:08:20,580 --> 00:08:21,630 Then how's this? 124 00:08:24,140 --> 00:08:25,680 Oh, what's wrong, Louise? 125 00:08:26,740 --> 00:08:28,000 You might as well tell her. 126 00:08:28,440 --> 00:08:29,820 No, I can't. 127 00:08:30,160 --> 00:08:31,210 Oh, I'm fine. 128 00:08:31,840 --> 00:08:32,890 Let's dance. 129 00:09:16,330 --> 00:09:17,650 Dear, she was so sensitive. 130 00:09:18,570 --> 00:09:22,050 But it was such a good marriage. It still is. 131 00:09:22,330 --> 00:09:23,380 Uh -oh. 132 00:09:23,630 --> 00:09:26,640 I think George and Louise are having marital difficulties. 133 00:09:26,890 --> 00:09:27,970 Well, you may be right. 134 00:09:28,670 --> 00:09:31,290 You don't walk out on a good marriage. 135 00:09:31,770 --> 00:09:33,450 George is threatening to look out. 136 00:09:34,070 --> 00:09:35,120 Poor Louise. 137 00:09:35,121 --> 00:09:38,129 Everything's going to work out fine. 138 00:09:38,130 --> 00:09:39,180 Sure it is. 139 00:09:40,490 --> 00:09:43,530 I wish there was something we could do to save it. 140 00:09:44,569 --> 00:09:46,369 Maybe having another kid might help. 141 00:09:54,790 --> 00:09:56,770 Let's hope they think of something else. 142 00:10:00,850 --> 00:10:01,900 Mom? 143 00:10:01,901 --> 00:10:03,069 What's wrong? 144 00:10:03,070 --> 00:10:04,129 What do you mean, what's wrong? 145 00:10:04,130 --> 00:10:05,930 Your mother's crying because of you. 146 00:10:06,310 --> 00:10:07,930 She's crying because of Lionel. 147 00:10:08,330 --> 00:10:10,190 Maybe they're fighting over custody. 148 00:10:12,150 --> 00:10:13,830 The CD tells you what's going on. 149 00:10:14,200 --> 00:10:17,510 Oh, they didn't have to, Lionel. We figured that out for ourselves. 150 00:10:17,820 --> 00:10:20,460 Oh, we're so sorry, Lionel. 151 00:10:21,500 --> 00:10:23,360 Oh, don't worry. It'll work itself out. 152 00:10:23,540 --> 00:10:24,800 Of course it will. 153 00:10:25,480 --> 00:10:29,600 I mean, I can't bear to see George and Louise split up after 30 years. 154 00:10:30,660 --> 00:10:31,920 Who says splitting up? 155 00:10:32,520 --> 00:10:34,360 You're not? Oh, thank goodness. 156 00:10:34,361 --> 00:10:36,439 Lionel and Jenny are splitting up. 157 00:10:36,440 --> 00:10:38,680 Oh, what a relief. You know, I thought... What? 158 00:10:40,240 --> 00:10:41,290 Thanks, Bob. 159 00:10:41,291 --> 00:10:42,519 Lionel, what happened? 160 00:10:42,520 --> 00:10:43,999 Oh, Jenny and I just had a little fight. 161 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:44,959 About what? 162 00:10:44,960 --> 00:10:47,779 You know, the little petty things married people fight about. 163 00:10:47,780 --> 00:10:50,970 Oh, you mean like squeezing the toothpaste tube in the middle? 164 00:10:51,420 --> 00:10:54,740 No. Oh, letting the edge of the cheese get hard. 165 00:10:56,020 --> 00:11:00,600 No. Oh, losing the twist ties on a new loaf of bread. 166 00:11:01,120 --> 00:11:02,440 No, it's nothing like that. 167 00:11:02,441 --> 00:11:04,519 Well, Helen, what else do we fight about? 168 00:11:04,520 --> 00:11:06,640 Oh, let me think. Oh, come on, Lionel. 169 00:11:08,120 --> 00:11:11,140 Now, nobody spits a little bit of twist ties and hard cheese. 170 00:11:11,141 --> 00:11:13,359 Now, what's the problem between you two? 171 00:11:13,360 --> 00:11:14,410 I don't know. 172 00:11:14,640 --> 00:11:18,399 All I do know is that Jenny and I have been going ten rounds a night for the 173 00:11:18,400 --> 00:11:19,450 last couple of weeks. 174 00:11:19,720 --> 00:11:20,770 Over what? 175 00:11:20,860 --> 00:11:22,120 Nothing. Everything. 176 00:11:22,121 --> 00:11:24,519 Well, Lionel, you've got to do something. 177 00:11:24,520 --> 00:11:25,570 Yeah, I know. 178 00:11:25,571 --> 00:11:28,819 I know I've got to get me something to eat. I am starving. How do you think of 179 00:11:28,820 --> 00:11:32,359 food at a time like this? Hey, look, Pop, I'm tired, I'm aggravated, and I'm 180 00:11:32,360 --> 00:11:34,979 thinking straight. You know, right now, the only question I feel like answering 181 00:11:34,980 --> 00:11:37,540 is do I want them to hold a pickle on my whopper? 182 00:11:39,740 --> 00:11:41,240 You slammed the door in my face. 183 00:11:42,920 --> 00:11:44,720 Do you have any idea what's going on? 184 00:11:45,700 --> 00:11:50,400 I didn't even know they were having problems. 185 00:11:50,780 --> 00:11:53,550 Well, if you didn't go dancing so much, maybe you would. 186 00:11:53,551 --> 00:11:56,639 Well, I guess maybe we better talk to Jenny and get to the bottom of this. Oh, 187 00:11:56,640 --> 00:11:59,459 let's go upstairs and call her. Hold it. Call her from right here. I want to 188 00:11:59,460 --> 00:12:00,999 know what the hell's going on, too. 189 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:02,050 All right. 190 00:12:02,920 --> 00:12:04,620 George, leave it to Helen. 191 00:12:05,220 --> 00:12:09,300 She's Jenny's mother. I'm sure she knows the right way to handle this. 192 00:12:09,301 --> 00:12:10,559 You're right. 193 00:12:10,560 --> 00:12:13,510 Hello? Oh, give me the phone. You ain't handling this right. 194 00:12:13,511 --> 00:12:17,919 Hello. Listen, young lady. Look, you and Lionel have a beautiful marriage, and I 195 00:12:17,920 --> 00:12:20,739 want to see you blow it. Now, I want some answers, and I want them now. 196 00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:22,439 What is the problem between you two? 197 00:12:22,440 --> 00:12:23,490 What? 198 00:12:23,560 --> 00:12:24,610 Oh, I see. 199 00:12:25,080 --> 00:12:26,130 It's the babysitter. 200 00:12:28,420 --> 00:12:30,220 Hello. This is Jenny's mother. 201 00:12:30,540 --> 00:12:31,590 Is Jenny there? 202 00:12:32,720 --> 00:12:34,080 Oh, okay. Thank you. 203 00:12:58,479 --> 00:13:02,220 Oh, this can't be happening. 204 00:13:02,800 --> 00:13:07,220 Lionel and Jenny were meant for each other, like Gable and Lombard. 205 00:13:07,940 --> 00:13:09,580 Like Tracy and Hepburn. 206 00:13:10,080 --> 00:13:11,580 Like peanut butter and jelly. 207 00:13:11,581 --> 00:13:15,699 That's why you're always thinking about food. 208 00:13:15,700 --> 00:13:17,060 It eases the pain. 209 00:13:18,700 --> 00:13:24,780 You know, we may be overreacting a bit. All they had was one little fight. 210 00:13:26,020 --> 00:13:28,190 What's the worst thing that could happen? 211 00:13:28,520 --> 00:13:30,920 They could get a divorce. 212 00:13:34,440 --> 00:13:36,720 Hey, then we wouldn't be in -laws anymore. 213 00:13:38,380 --> 00:13:39,940 Thanks for trying to cheer me up. 214 00:13:43,360 --> 00:13:44,410 Oh, look. 215 00:13:44,700 --> 00:13:46,500 Oh, they'll get back together again. 216 00:13:47,900 --> 00:13:49,680 Sure. They'll make up. 217 00:13:49,900 --> 00:13:50,950 Of course they will. 218 00:13:52,540 --> 00:13:53,590 Right. 219 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:55,140 What if they don't? 220 00:14:00,200 --> 00:14:01,280 Oh, that must be Jenny. 221 00:14:01,360 --> 00:14:02,900 Wait, wait, wait. 222 00:14:04,920 --> 00:14:05,970 Look, 223 00:14:06,220 --> 00:14:10,639 the poor girl has been through enough already. So whatever you do, just stay 224 00:14:10,640 --> 00:14:13,380 calm and don't overreact. 225 00:14:28,071 --> 00:14:34,419 Told you about our fight, huh? Yeah, what's wrong between you two? 226 00:14:34,420 --> 00:14:35,939 Lionel couldn't tell us a thing. 227 00:14:35,940 --> 00:14:37,320 So why are you two fighting? 228 00:14:41,551 --> 00:14:43,039 I 229 00:14:43,040 --> 00:14:53,179 don't 230 00:14:53,180 --> 00:14:54,099 know. 231 00:14:54,100 --> 00:14:56,719 Well, at least they're fighting over the same thing. 232 00:14:56,720 --> 00:14:59,980 Oh, I don't understand. There must be... 233 00:15:08,970 --> 00:15:11,500 anything from Leaky Water Forces to World War III. 234 00:15:12,170 --> 00:15:14,280 No, I'm pretty sure it's not World War III. 235 00:15:14,281 --> 00:15:16,889 Oh, come on, Weezy. Let's get out of here. We ain't gonna get nothing out of 236 00:15:16,890 --> 00:15:17,940 her. 237 00:15:17,941 --> 00:15:21,309 And let me tell you something. Next time me and Weezy have a fight, see if you 238 00:15:21,310 --> 00:15:22,450 know anything about it. 239 00:15:25,590 --> 00:15:30,929 Oh, I... I wish I could tell you why Lionel and I are fighting, but it's not 240 00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:31,980 that easy. 241 00:15:32,030 --> 00:15:34,330 You know, it's not like it's any one thing. 242 00:15:35,090 --> 00:15:36,140 We understand. 243 00:15:36,470 --> 00:15:37,520 Oh, you do? 244 00:15:37,530 --> 00:15:38,580 No. 245 00:15:53,519 --> 00:15:57,000 I see fighting with your wife ain't hurt your appetite none. 246 00:15:58,021 --> 00:16:01,479 Hey, Pop, when I worry, I eat, okay? 247 00:16:01,480 --> 00:16:02,530 Me too. Move over. 248 00:16:06,120 --> 00:16:07,220 We talked to Jenny. 249 00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:08,650 That's right. 250 00:16:08,700 --> 00:16:09,750 Hear what she say? 251 00:16:10,500 --> 00:16:12,440 Well... She told us everything. 252 00:16:12,441 --> 00:16:15,779 We just wanted to come down here to make sure she was telling the truth. Now, 253 00:16:15,780 --> 00:16:17,019 what's the problem between you two? 254 00:16:17,020 --> 00:16:18,070 I don't know. 255 00:16:19,150 --> 00:16:21,560 I guess you were telling the truth, wasn't you? 256 00:16:22,990 --> 00:16:24,590 It's just... What? 257 00:16:25,650 --> 00:16:28,360 Well, it's just not the thing. See, something's wrong. 258 00:16:28,790 --> 00:16:30,050 Oh, you don't understand. 259 00:16:30,450 --> 00:16:31,500 Yeah, we understand. 260 00:16:31,890 --> 00:16:33,570 What the hell is he talking about? 261 00:16:35,310 --> 00:16:39,769 Lionel, your father and I have been married for over 30 years, and we've had 262 00:16:39,770 --> 00:16:41,510 more than our sheer problems. 263 00:16:42,170 --> 00:16:45,840 That's right. Your mother ain't the easiest person to live with right now. 264 00:16:54,670 --> 00:16:59,390 that you and Jenny are going to ruin your lives over some silly poker game. 265 00:16:59,750 --> 00:17:02,820 Look, I told you, it's more than just that. It's a lot of things. 266 00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:05,670 See, we just don't communicate anymore. 267 00:17:06,230 --> 00:17:08,520 Well, have you talked to each other about it? 268 00:17:16,050 --> 00:17:22,449 Lionel, when your father and I got married, we made a promise never to go 269 00:17:22,450 --> 00:17:23,710 sleep mad at each other. 270 00:17:24,170 --> 00:17:25,550 And we've kept that promise. 271 00:17:25,930 --> 00:17:28,640 That's right. We got the bags under our eyes to prove it. 272 00:17:32,450 --> 00:17:36,130 Come on, Pop. 273 00:17:36,131 --> 00:17:39,849 Mom, I know you're trying to help, and I appreciate it, but I just need time to 274 00:17:39,850 --> 00:17:40,789 think, okay? 275 00:17:40,790 --> 00:17:43,209 Time to think? Well, me and Wheezy Fight, we don't have to take no time to 276 00:17:43,210 --> 00:17:44,260 think. 277 00:17:46,090 --> 00:17:47,230 What are we going to do? 278 00:17:48,410 --> 00:17:49,910 It's their problem, George. 279 00:17:50,850 --> 00:17:53,510 If only we could get them together. 280 00:17:54,120 --> 00:17:55,920 Maybe they could work something out. 281 00:17:55,921 --> 00:17:59,599 Right. Hey, I got it. Why don't we tell them we need another couple to play 282 00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:00,650 bridge? 283 00:18:00,940 --> 00:18:02,990 George, we don't know how to play bridge. 284 00:18:04,080 --> 00:18:06,160 In fact, neither do Lionel and Jenny. 285 00:18:06,420 --> 00:18:09,970 But that's great. See, then it gives them more time to talk to each other. 286 00:18:09,971 --> 00:18:11,919 I'm just trying to figure anything out. 287 00:18:11,920 --> 00:18:12,799 I'm going to relax. 288 00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:14,420 Why don't you turn on some music? 289 00:18:28,571 --> 00:18:30,949 with the square dancing. 290 00:18:30,950 --> 00:18:33,300 People running down the circle holding hands. 291 00:18:34,770 --> 00:18:35,820 Hey, that's it. 292 00:18:35,821 --> 00:18:36,969 That's it? 293 00:18:36,970 --> 00:18:38,290 Huh. What's it? 294 00:18:38,291 --> 00:18:41,509 We're gonna have our own little hootenanny down here tonight. 295 00:18:41,510 --> 00:18:43,630 But I thought you hated square dancing. 296 00:18:43,631 --> 00:18:46,489 Of course I hate square dancing. What's that got to do with it? 297 00:18:46,490 --> 00:18:49,670 Look, I want you, Helen, and Jenny to come down here right now. 298 00:18:49,970 --> 00:18:53,280 Look, I'll explain it to you when you get here. Just hurry up, okay? 299 00:18:53,810 --> 00:18:55,610 Hey, Lionel, get out of here a minute. 300 00:18:55,910 --> 00:18:59,700 George, you can't expect to get the kids together just by having them dance. 301 00:18:59,740 --> 00:19:03,230 Sure I can. Square dancing is so boring, they have to talk to each other. 302 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:06,650 And there he is, old Twinkle Toes Jefferson himself. 303 00:19:06,651 --> 00:19:09,759 I was just talking to him about what a great dancer you are. 304 00:19:09,760 --> 00:19:11,539 Twinkle Toes? Pop, what are you up to? 305 00:19:11,540 --> 00:19:13,459 Uh, we need another person for our square dance. 306 00:19:13,460 --> 00:19:16,470 Oh, fine. I'll go put an ad in the Farmer's Almanac. We want you. 307 00:19:17,260 --> 00:19:18,310 Are you serious? 308 00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:19,450 Yes, I'm serious. 309 00:19:19,451 --> 00:19:21,039 Okay, look, I'm not in the mood. 310 00:19:21,040 --> 00:19:22,090 Who is? 311 00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:24,260 We all gotta dance. 312 00:19:24,560 --> 00:19:26,970 If you're gonna live here, you gotta dance, too. 313 00:19:29,420 --> 00:19:31,950 Now, let's get started. Come on. George, what's up? 314 00:19:32,040 --> 00:19:35,290 Remember we're supposed to rehearse our square dancing today? 315 00:19:35,840 --> 00:19:37,700 George, what's wrong with your eyes? 316 00:19:39,640 --> 00:19:40,690 Okay. 317 00:19:41,760 --> 00:19:42,810 Everybody ready? 318 00:19:42,860 --> 00:19:46,980 Let's pick partners. Willis, why don't you dance with your wife here? 319 00:19:47,780 --> 00:19:49,800 Let's see, I'll dance with my wife. 320 00:19:51,160 --> 00:19:52,210 And who's left? 321 00:19:52,600 --> 00:19:53,650 Lionel. 322 00:19:54,480 --> 00:19:58,280 Hey, why don't you just dance with your wife? Hey, it works out perfect. Okay. 323 00:20:00,340 --> 00:20:01,390 Was this your idea? 324 00:20:01,880 --> 00:20:02,930 No. 325 00:20:03,220 --> 00:20:04,270 Mr. Jefferson. 326 00:20:04,271 --> 00:20:08,659 Mr. Jefferson, listen, I know what you're trying to do, and I really 327 00:20:08,660 --> 00:20:10,600 this, but, hey, it's not going to work. 328 00:20:10,601 --> 00:20:13,499 Of course it will work. All you got to do is put one foot in front of the 329 00:20:13,500 --> 00:20:14,640 and then you promenade. 330 00:20:14,641 --> 00:20:19,039 That's what marriage is all about. It's a promenade through life. 331 00:20:19,040 --> 00:20:21,820 So right now, you two are going through a do -si -do. 332 00:20:22,451 --> 00:20:28,589 So what are you, Papa, a philosopher? Look, just let it go, huh? 333 00:20:28,590 --> 00:20:33,190 I know you mean well, but, come on, square dancing, that's not the answer. 334 00:20:33,191 --> 00:20:35,209 We got some disco music. You want to try that? 335 00:20:35,210 --> 00:20:36,260 Freak out. 336 00:20:41,530 --> 00:20:45,749 George. Now, look, come on, you two. You've got to think of each other and 337 00:20:45,750 --> 00:20:46,800 little Jessica. 338 00:20:47,030 --> 00:20:49,330 You can't just ignore this problem. 339 00:20:49,880 --> 00:20:54,559 Not the only way you can work this out is if you talk to each other. Ah, Louise 340 00:20:54,560 --> 00:20:59,000 is right. We're all going out to the kitchen so you two can be in here alone. 341 00:20:59,220 --> 00:21:00,270 Come on, everybody. 342 00:21:05,820 --> 00:21:06,870 George. 343 00:21:07,280 --> 00:21:08,960 Louise, somebody's got a referee. 344 00:21:08,961 --> 00:21:13,959 We might have another fight. There's a lot of sharp objects in here. 345 00:21:13,960 --> 00:21:16,800 Oh, listen, we promise no violence. 346 00:21:17,840 --> 00:21:18,890 Okay. 347 00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:20,370 We'll see. 348 00:21:23,560 --> 00:21:24,610 Well, 349 00:21:24,611 --> 00:21:30,519 you know they're never going to leave us alone until we talk to Val. 350 00:21:30,520 --> 00:21:31,570 Fine. 351 00:21:33,500 --> 00:21:34,550 Go. 352 00:21:37,080 --> 00:21:38,160 Go right ahead. Talk. 353 00:21:38,860 --> 00:21:39,910 Me? Why me? 354 00:21:40,420 --> 00:21:43,240 Well, I mean, you seem to do all the talking anyway. 355 00:21:44,160 --> 00:21:47,290 Oh, yeah? Yeah, well, you don't seem to do any of the listening. 356 00:21:49,429 --> 00:21:52,799 Well, maybe I would listen if you had something interesting to say. 357 00:21:55,050 --> 00:21:57,580 The only thing you ever talk about is engineering. 358 00:21:57,581 --> 00:22:02,189 Yeah, well, that is my job. You know, would you expect me to talk about 359 00:22:02,190 --> 00:22:03,250 logs down to Hudson? 360 00:22:03,630 --> 00:22:06,270 At least that would be a change. 361 00:22:07,910 --> 00:22:09,230 George, what do you think? 362 00:22:09,350 --> 00:22:11,270 Well, at least they're communicating. 363 00:22:11,271 --> 00:22:12,769 I'll say. 364 00:22:12,770 --> 00:22:15,910 I haven't seen communication like this since Ali Frazier. 365 00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:19,200 time. They'll talk it out. 366 00:22:19,580 --> 00:22:25,399 If it isn't your job, you're out to all hours with those boring friends of 367 00:22:25,400 --> 00:22:28,819 yours. Hey, hey, well, look, I am entitled to a little fun in life, you 368 00:22:28,820 --> 00:22:30,870 because I sure ain't getting any at home. 369 00:22:30,871 --> 00:22:34,959 I mean, you know, I don't see what's so fascinating about your stupid friends 370 00:22:34,960 --> 00:22:36,820 anyway. They're not stupid. 371 00:22:36,821 --> 00:22:37,799 Oh, no? 372 00:22:37,800 --> 00:22:40,280 What about, uh, Phil Walsh, the doro? 373 00:22:43,220 --> 00:22:45,380 It's Phil Walsh, and he's a great guy. 374 00:22:45,850 --> 00:22:49,460 What makes him so great that he can drink beer and belch at the same time? 375 00:22:50,870 --> 00:22:54,669 Well, you got to admit it's a rare talent. Oh, look, this is not funny. 376 00:22:54,670 --> 00:22:55,720 disgusting. 377 00:22:57,210 --> 00:23:00,590 Look, Jenny, see, you can't take a joke anymore. 378 00:23:01,370 --> 00:23:03,810 You don't laugh. It used to be fun. 379 00:23:05,170 --> 00:23:06,730 Jenny, you have really changed. 380 00:23:08,870 --> 00:23:12,410 Well, you know, Lionel, you've changed, too. 381 00:23:14,770 --> 00:23:15,820 It's... Quiet, George. 382 00:23:16,110 --> 00:23:17,160 Too quiet. 383 00:23:17,161 --> 00:23:19,589 Well, at least they ain't throwing things at each other. 384 00:23:19,590 --> 00:23:21,090 Let's go see what's happening. 385 00:23:23,430 --> 00:23:25,010 Well, lovebirds! 386 00:23:26,330 --> 00:23:29,580 How's everything out here? Did you two get everything settled? 387 00:23:32,390 --> 00:23:34,560 Yeah, Pop, I'm glad we had this little talk. 388 00:23:34,650 --> 00:23:37,600 Yeah, we discussed our problems. We came to some decisions. 389 00:23:38,110 --> 00:23:40,450 Oh, so you decided to patch things up. 390 00:23:40,950 --> 00:23:42,730 No, we decided I should move out. 391 00:23:42,731 --> 00:23:44,219 Permanently. 392 00:23:44,220 --> 00:23:48,770 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 31089

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